00:00I'm here at six, antipasto con burrata, minestrone, focaccia, tirani soup or desserts, and your favorite, meatballs.
00:17Just put some pants on and get over here.
00:19I can't find my pants.
00:20Look, okay?
00:21Yeah, have a nice fun.
00:22Hi, mom.
00:23This is my girlfriend, Lily.
00:25Hi.
00:25Angela, I grew up in Little Italia.
00:27We lived across the street from each other.
00:29So what do you do at the playhouse?
00:31I'm an actress.
00:32How long did you say you were seeing her?
00:33I don't remember exactly.
00:34The eggplant looks absolutely delicious.
00:37You want the meatballs?
00:38Oh, I don't eat meat.
00:40You don't?
00:42What are you, some kind of vegetarian?
00:45The food's getting cold.
00:46Let's eat.
00:48I'm sorry, okay?
00:49This is all my fault.
00:50All right, my mom has these crazy Italian standards.
00:53Give it a chance.
00:54Oh, please.
00:55You just want to eat the meatballs before they get cold.
00:57Yeah, well, that too.
00:58Well, we've been seeing each other for about nine months.
01:00Nine months?
01:01I actually don't go to church.
01:03She's not Italian.
01:04Okay, she doesn't want children.
01:05And now she insults my cooking.
01:07And I love her anyway.
01:08Your mom wants me to disappear.
01:10Talk about the rough first impression.
01:12You don't know the half of it.
01:13So what exactly happens at that dinner?
01:16If you thought the first one was bad, who?
01:19I want to set him up with Gina.
01:21Crazy Gina.
01:22She's Catholic.
01:23She's Italian.
01:24She's single.
01:25Hey, Gina.
01:26Gina, what are you doing here?
01:27Your mom invited me.
01:28Mom?
01:30What are you doing here?
01:32I thought I was invited to dinner.
01:34Rimbambita.
01:35Chill.
01:36What a surprise.
01:37Surprise.
01:38We'll have dinner, then I will, Mom.
01:40Right into the closet after dessert, okay?
01:42This pot roast tastes alike.
01:44All three of you need to look in the mirror.
01:52Learn to commit.
01:53Look me in the eyes and say that you love me.
01:54Learn to accept.
01:56I want a divorce.
01:57Right.
01:57Learn to atone.
01:58Mom put you up to this?
01:59Your mother is not talking to me.
02:01Hold the cup!
02:02We need to see her again.
02:03How about we go over there for dinner?
02:04I hate the meatballs.
02:07We all mess up.
02:08I love her mom.
02:09I still don't want kids.
02:11Ever?
02:14I still don't want kids.
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