Vice Ganda, nagpanggap na asawa ng balut vendor na si tatay Jovie | It's Showtime

Vice Ganda, gumanap na asawa ng balut vendor.

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00:00What if you buy a crush?

00:02How did you buy a bullet?

00:04I'm going to ask you.

00:06How did you say?

00:08Mom, a bullet. Try it.

00:10How did you crush?

00:12Let's see if you didn't crush.

00:14Let's see if you didn't crush.

00:16I didn't crush all people.

00:18I don't have a difference.

00:20I just want to ask you.

00:22How did your husband go?

00:24How did your husband go?

00:26How did you change?

00:28For example, your husband's husband

00:30and she's in the middle of the hole.

00:32How did you scare me and scare me?

00:36For example, your husband's husband.

00:38Okay. Your husband's husband's husband.

00:40Your husband's husband is an alien.

00:42He's a girl.

00:44For example, my husband's husband.

00:46I'm going to scare you.

00:48Oh, that's my husband's husband.

00:50How did you scare me?

00:52How do you scare me?

00:54Ma'am, I'm going to scare you.

00:56Asawa mo yan!

00:58Asawa mo, tatampo.

01:00Ma'am, balit na po kayo ma'am.

01:02Ano?

01:03Balit po.

01:04Aanhin ko ang balut mo.

01:06Ay maganda po yung balut ma'am sa katawan.

01:08Bugok na ang balut mo.

01:10Anay!

01:11Hindi pa ho ma'am.

01:13Sariwa pa ho balut ko.

01:15Sariwang-sariwa pa ho ma'am.

01:17May pait na ang balut mo.

01:20Hindi ma'am. Itry niyo po ma'am.

01:22At saka ayoko.

01:23Nung huling natikman ko ang balut mo.

01:25Mabukhangin ang balut mo.

01:27Ma'am, laging bago ang balut ko.

01:29Pag dito kayo bumili, laging bago po talaga.

01:32Paano lalamig ang ulo ko pag natikman ko ang balut mo?

01:35Ay sa lasa ng balut ko ma'am,

01:37talagang lalamig ang ulo nyo.

01:39Ah.

01:40Dahil sa sarsa pa lang.

01:43Malaki ba ang sisiw ng balut mo?

01:45Ano naman kadamtahon lang.

01:48Baka naman gumagalaw pa ang ulo ng sisiw ng balut mo.

01:51Pag binalatan ko ang balut na yan.

01:53Hindi ma'am.

01:54Kasi yung huling kinain ko ang balut mo,

01:56dumilat pa ang sisiw.

01:58Napangaganda ng balut ko ma'am.

02:00Try nyo na lang po ma'am.

02:01Naka-blash on yung balut mo.

02:03Naka-highlighter.

02:04Magkano bang balut mo?

02:0625 lang ma'am.

02:08O sige na.

02:10Nasaan ang balut mo?

02:13May kapangyarihan ba ang balut na yan?

02:15Pwede deliver ko na lang ma'am.

02:16Ah!

02:18May delivery.

02:19Special po para sa inyo ma'am.

02:20Sino magde-deliver ng balut?

02:22Mismong ako po ma'am.

02:23Wah!

02:24Eh sino magbabateng?

02:25Eh ba di mo pa i-abot nyo yun?

02:26Ikaw lang di mo pa.

02:27Ma'am lulutuin ko pa para special eh.

02:29Sa tungkol kay season 3,

02:30kay mo alatang tulog ka kuante.

02:32Si kuante ka ron.

02:33Kuantreen ha!

02:34Times 3 sa Real Talks ng Walay Char.

02:37Kuar on 1, season 3.

02:39Only on YouTube and I want TFC.

02:46A-an.

02:47TFC.

02:48A-an.

02:49A-an.

02:50A-an.

02:51You

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