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00:00:00I don't know.
00:00:30I forgive you.
00:01:00I forgive you.
00:01:30Shit.
00:01:44In here.
00:01:47Man, the hay guy still hasn't come with under 15 bales.
00:01:51What, are we supposed to stop feeding the horses?
00:01:53Wait till Yusuf about end with the drought.
00:01:56The jerk.
00:01:57Hey, Katie, which one's her bridle?
00:02:00Rubber snaffle with the grated reins.
00:02:02Sorry.
00:02:03Sorry.
00:02:04Sorry.
00:02:05Sorry.
00:02:06Sorry.
00:02:07I'm here.
00:02:08Whoa.
00:02:09You know, I hate when people move bridles around.
00:02:13I just...
00:02:14Barnes are all about organization.
00:02:17Barnes are all about organization.
00:02:18And I like to stay organized.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:21Ready?
00:02:22Right.
00:02:23Come on, princess.
00:02:24No need to tell my mom.
00:02:25Just a little hiccup.
00:02:26You know, I hate when people move bridles around.
00:02:28I just...
00:02:29Barnes are all about organization.
00:02:32And I like to stay organized.
00:02:36Okay.
00:02:37Okay.
00:02:38Ready?
00:02:39Right.
00:02:40Come on, princess.
00:02:41No need to tell my mom.
00:02:42Just a little hiccup.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:44We're good.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:46Everyday.
00:02:47What is that?
00:02:48It's chapter nine.
00:02:49And what is that?
00:02:51It's a dirty stall.
00:02:52And which one do I pay you for?
00:02:53It's chapter nine.
00:02:54And what is that?
00:02:55It's a dirty stall.
00:02:56And which one do I pay you for?
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:01It's chapter nine.
00:03:02And what is it?
00:03:04All right.
00:03:06And what is the dirty stall?
00:03:13and which one do i pay you for katie hey winslow's coming by later to fix the washing machine
00:03:20see if you can't get us a discount huh please no winslow you're not religious i'm desperate
00:03:26oh it's such a hunk ew can i pee
00:03:46why do all your memoirs take place in new york city it's fiction i'm asking to go to new york
00:03:52i'm pretty sure that's your crab infestation uh-huh you would know
00:03:56my sister says it's amazing all the people are creative and freaky
00:04:07you can be yourself
00:04:11a lot of good that does me leave room for the cats
00:04:15i wouldn't want to move to new york anyways it's filthy how do you know well we'd pass it to visit
00:04:20my great granny in his tampon didn't she die no no my mom would drink martinis at the club and i'd
00:04:28hang with great granny she had all these weird artistic friends always had some hot name boyfriend
00:04:35oh my god i want to be her yeah well i haven't seen her in 10 years she got this big fight with my mom
00:04:41oh no you know come to think of it she might be dead
00:04:46who's dead your liver dug okay how many beers have you had today
00:04:54well i started mowing her at 8 a.m so 30 couple wow so you're wasted no got a sobriety test for you
00:05:03what a sobriety test is that do a sobriety test correctly next time you know they have other
00:05:11beverages on the market besides pbr and mountain dew what like mr pepper mr
00:05:20want a pinto from you no thanks it's probably hallucinogenic all of my meds are prescription you know
00:05:27that dr schneider just the other day told me that my ocd came from dad actually ocd yeah avoiding
00:05:34responsibility doesn't make you ocd doug just where my anxiety comes from wash up i'm having the bails
00:05:41for dinner katie you're invited thanks mama
00:05:46i expect you'll be here probably
00:05:58marry me
00:06:03so that's a yes i take it no no i'm serious yours yeah this town is full of girls dumb enough to marry
00:06:11you why would you say that your dick has been down every dirt road in this county
00:06:18so should we invite cousins or keep it close why do you want to do it i'm cooking chicken i'm a
00:06:24vegetarian they're bringing those lovely girls for dinner still a vegetarian i don't like
00:06:30pussy either they're on spring break they're delightful girls i thought you and douglas would enjoy their
00:06:37company is their brother coming i don't know if michael it wouldn't hurt to try to try to try
00:06:44to try girls well i've tried girls it doesn't work don't be silly they know i'm gay anyways they have
00:06:51two eyes and facebook you don't put that online oh stop that put put that away what i found all right
00:07:00well your class was a wash so let's try so yeah let's go through the yearbook betsy adams one
00:07:06sally archer two i i don't know why you're doing this i'm a different person this is not me you know
00:07:14that i don't understand why you're trying to humiliate me chrissy baker she was a fixer-upper okay
00:07:20basically a favor we're only on the bees all you have to do is talk with them what about him why doesn't
00:07:26he have to get a job the farm is his job this community well i'm a writer that's my job you let me
00:07:32know when that makes any money so he gets to hang out here because he's the older brother that's
00:07:37virginia that's archaic mom i have nowhere else to go i have no living relatives apart from
00:07:45from dad wherever he is and great granny that's not entirely true
00:07:51dad back oh no it's great granny she's dead
00:08:02stop let go you're making this worse that bitch she's your mother she loves you the only relative
00:08:18i liked has been dead for three weeks and she didn't tell me
00:08:35so
00:08:39so
00:08:45Maggie, yes, please come in.
00:09:10Boys, have a seat.
00:09:13Sorry, Patrick.
00:09:15I led you to light.
00:09:17Proto-Porphyria is no joke.
00:09:20No, it's not to be taken lightly either.
00:09:22Now that I have you all here, Marguerite cared for you greatly, which is why she made sure
00:09:26you'd be taken care of.
00:09:27Has the IRS seen these?
00:09:29For young Maggie, a list of cash and assets that must be taxed first and then transferred
00:09:34into your possession.
00:09:36For young Douglas.
00:09:38Oh.
00:09:40The house, the Hamptons house, what's that listed under?
00:09:43That's 223 Main Street.
00:09:47What?
00:09:48The paperwork will take a couple weeks to go through.
00:09:51Oh, this is a joke.
00:09:52The house is vacant, so here you go.
00:09:55This is a mistake.
00:09:58She was very cheap.
00:09:59We'll figure this out.
00:10:00Figure what out?
00:10:01Calm, she left this to me.
00:10:04I'm going to East Hampton.
00:10:08She wanted me to suffer.
00:10:10There's no proof you knew anything.
00:10:12There is.
00:10:13Somewhere in that house, she kept a record.
00:10:16You, go with him!
00:10:18Katie, please pick up, pack a bag, and meet me in my house.
00:10:21Our lives have meaning.
00:10:22I'll call you back.
00:10:23It's a long walk.
00:10:27I'll be fine.
00:10:31What's the plan, Philip?
00:10:33Pulled up in the house until it falls down around you?
00:10:35What do you want, Doug?
00:10:43I want to come.
00:10:44Oh, you do plenty of that around here.
00:10:46You know you're garbage at fixing a house.
00:10:49That's probably true.
00:10:49I could sweet-talk the New Yorkers.
00:10:52Easy.
00:10:53That's probably not true.
00:10:55Listen, I won't get in your way.
00:10:57I promise.
00:10:57You already are in my way.
00:10:58How are you planning on getting near?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:03Huh.
00:11:06All right.
00:11:07On condition.
00:11:09Sure.
00:11:10What?
00:11:10No drugs, no drinking.
00:11:12At all?
00:11:13Dude, you have one, you have a million.
00:11:14I know how you work.
00:11:15All right, fair enough.
00:11:17No mother.
00:11:18It's one of my rules.
00:11:19I was fine with that.
00:11:21And keep that zipped.
00:11:23Consider it zipped.
00:11:25Go have some sober fun, buddy.
00:11:32You got it.
00:11:34Keep going.
00:11:37You're going to be fine.
00:11:39Hey, I haven't left Virginia in like a year.
00:11:42That's not true.
00:11:42We went to West Virginia like six months ago to go to that titty bar.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:46Hop in, queer.
00:11:47Why did I let him come?
00:11:50He's harmless.
00:11:51Plus, he's a decent pack animal.
00:11:52You can't have any money.
00:11:54Who cares?
00:11:55You're going to be living in a house in the richest neighborhood in all of America.
00:11:58You can tell me, guys.
00:11:59Are you kidding me?
00:12:00You're going to be beating them off with tennis rackets.
00:12:03Come with me.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05Come with me, please.
00:12:05Stop.
00:12:06You've been doing this all day.
00:12:08I can't just quit my job.
00:12:10Why not?
00:12:11Jose's covering for me and covering for you, too.
00:12:13What is your mom going to say?
00:12:14She'll be fine.
00:12:16Just go pack your bag and come with me.
00:12:19I'm ready, Dad.
00:12:20You little.
00:12:25You little.
00:12:31Oui.
00:12:31What's up?
00:12:32What's up?
00:12:44What's up?
00:13:49Get over your gender labels.
00:13:52Gender what?
00:13:55Oh yeah? You gonna break the rules right in front of my face?
00:13:59Okay.
00:14:00These are prescription medications?
00:14:02So?
00:14:02So how else do you think I'm gonna sleep in this hellhole, Philip?
00:14:05You know, don't think I didn't see that text from Mother, either.
00:14:08She drank the Chardonnay and sent the text all by herself.
00:14:11You know, I just can't escape her negative energy if her face is always on your phone.
00:14:17Watch.
00:14:17Look.
00:14:19Airplane mode.
00:14:20Off.
00:14:23Good night.
00:14:26All right.
00:14:27Good night.
00:14:27Did you check the mail yet?
00:14:34They still do mail?
00:14:36This is all for Great Granny.
00:14:37Don't they know she's dead?
00:14:39I don't think they care.
00:14:40Plumber, electrician, lawn service.
00:14:46Why does my lawn look so bad if I have so many bills from them?
00:14:49Ah.
00:14:51Top ones for me.
00:14:53From the Village of East Hampton Tax Evasion Service.
00:14:57What did I do?
00:14:58Forty-five thousand dollars?
00:15:05Look here.
00:15:06It says,
00:15:07Once transferred into your name, you have 90 days to pay or the bank repossesses.
00:15:13You know, poor people allowed, right?
00:15:14I think we should call your mother.
00:15:16No.
00:15:17No, no, no.
00:15:17I can do this.
00:15:18I can do this about her.
00:15:19I'm an adult.
00:15:20This is what adults do.
00:15:24Did you finish all of the gin?
00:15:26Uh, it's either on the mantle, or I drank it all.
00:15:32Here, grab one of, uh, Gigi's jars down there.
00:15:38Furnace fire?
00:15:39What the hell is that?
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Peach.
00:15:42Hey, hey, hey, that does not look drinkable.
00:15:48Oh, yeah.
00:15:50That did the trick.
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:52Oh, isn't it?
00:15:57This is bathtub booze, baby.
00:15:59Oh, man.
00:16:01That's the real deal.
00:16:03It's a religious experience.
00:16:04Don't drink too, take a little sip if you're going to try it.
00:16:07Is it like moonshine?
00:16:08Yeah, it's authentic.
00:16:09It's, uh, yeah, weeds and water, bathtub rim.
00:16:13Probably made in the bathtub.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:16That's a proper response to that.
00:16:20Yeah, right there?
00:16:21Oh, that burns.
00:16:24Save that for later.
00:16:39Hey, but guys, what if the cops come by?
00:16:42Oh, it's Fooch, not in mess.
00:16:44Oh, here's someone right now.
00:16:45Good morning.
00:16:47And then Fooch, it's great for runners.
00:16:50Great for your calves.
00:16:51Great.
00:16:53This is not the right target group.
00:16:55Where is everyone?
00:16:58Lawn parties.
00:17:00Polo matches.
00:17:01The club.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:02Well, that's where we need to be.
00:17:04Let's wrap it up.
00:17:05Get to it.
00:17:06How do you propose we go there?
00:17:10I mean, we could...
00:17:11We could crash.
00:17:12Crash your car?
00:17:13Up tardy.
00:17:15No, no.
00:17:16Absolutely not.
00:17:17Those people have diamonds.
00:17:19They are wide and meliopters, and they're scary.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23So, we'll arrive on bikes.
00:17:26Because it's mysterious.
00:17:28I like the enthusiasm, guys, but we are not arriving on bikes.
00:17:32Frankly, you've got to put a little more effort towards your outfits.
00:17:37What?
00:17:38If you want to blend in, you've got to put a little effort forward, okay?
00:17:40Well, how the hell do you expect me to dress?
00:17:44I'm wearing a dress.
00:17:46He wants you to dress like a Kennedy.
00:17:49And this shirt.
00:17:51Will I wear this shirt?
00:17:52Please don't worry about your shirt.
00:17:53You look great.
00:17:54It's fine.
00:17:55Yeah, just tell them your railroad money.
00:17:58What are those?
00:17:59It's your business cards.
00:18:02They're a little homemade.
00:18:03I have the exact same handwriting as Thomas Jefferson.
00:18:06Guys, can we just try the lemonade stand, like, one more time?
00:18:09Lord, this is shocking.
00:18:10This is mom's crowd.
00:18:12We have bucket loads of money, okay?
00:18:14Can't have no money.
00:18:15If we had any money, we'd be in there.
00:18:17We'd have to sneak in.
00:18:18And we love moonshine.
00:18:19Railroad money, let's go.
00:18:20Railroad money.
00:18:21Choo-choo.
00:18:21Choo-choo.
00:18:23Hey!
00:18:27Silly drunken state-wise.
00:18:29Silliest.
00:18:30I'll tell them about the brandy.
00:18:32Well, I said all as well as it ends well.
00:18:34That's what's to moonshine.
00:18:38Railroads.
00:18:39Canadian ones.
00:18:41Lots of importing.
00:18:43Exporting.
00:18:45Pockypucks.
00:18:46Maple syrup.
00:18:47Moose antlers.
00:18:48That kind of stuff.
00:18:49One thing we didn't have to import, though, was the white lightning.
00:18:53Mmm.
00:18:54This dinner's crisp.
00:18:57Oh.
00:18:58Railroads.
00:18:59What about them?
00:19:01My family.
00:19:03My family's in railroads.
00:19:06Fools.
00:19:07Why don't you take the bus?
00:19:10Cigarette?
00:19:12And on smoke.
00:19:19Yeah, me neither.
00:19:20Where'd you get that voice from?
00:19:30Just some God, girl.
00:19:32Did you hear that old lady talking?
00:19:36What are you, French again?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40This will kill you.
00:19:41If my son just had stopped drinking all this cocaine, he might start dancing in the punch
00:19:51bowl.
00:19:52This is the old lady's.
00:19:54Hey, by the way, I need more carts.
00:19:55Would you?
00:19:56Just...
00:19:57Have mine.
00:20:01Oh, they're both carts.
00:20:03Bad mood.
00:20:04My cigarette went out.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:23How do you do those?
00:20:26You just flick it with the back of your throat.
00:20:27My mother saw me smoking.
00:20:34If they were smoking, I wasn't, Caleb.
00:20:37But horse tranquilizers, those are fine.
00:20:40Yeah, those bad boys are pretty intense.
00:20:43You've taken horse tranquilizers?
00:20:45I've had a little bit of everything.
00:20:47What's your poison?
00:20:48Oh.
00:20:51What, like, drugs?
00:20:53I don't do drugs.
00:20:54I, um...
00:20:55I ate a house plant once after I smoked weed.
00:21:00I get kind of weird.
00:21:04I think that's the whole point.
00:21:08You should come smoke with me sometime.
00:21:12Oh.
00:21:13Oh.
00:21:13I'm actually staying at her place.
00:21:21Who's she?
00:21:23Are you kidding?
00:21:25That's Kitty?
00:21:26She's one of the hosts.
00:21:28No.
00:21:30Are you crashing this party?
00:21:34Is she your girlfriend?
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:37We're just friends.
00:21:40But I am an artist.
00:21:42So?
00:21:43We have no more else.
00:21:55Have you guys seen Kitty?
00:21:59No.
00:21:59Sorry.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:01Save.
00:22:02Please.
00:22:03Have you guys seen Kitty?
00:22:05No.
00:22:05I don't know.
00:22:11It's fun.
00:22:13Just give me two...
00:22:15Can I have two more weeks?
00:22:17I will.
00:22:18Bye-bye.
00:22:19What are you talking to?
00:22:20Who?
00:22:21I've heard more languages in this place than I have my entire life.
00:22:26These people are real.
00:22:27Real...
00:22:28Stuck up.
00:22:31Hey, what's that?
00:22:33Xanax for my anxiety.
00:22:35Oh, you're flambing too.
00:22:36You're disgusting.
00:22:37You know that?
00:22:39You're drunk.
00:22:40I heard you're in the bushes too.
00:22:42Get off me.
00:22:42All right?
00:22:43Go back to Virginia, Doug.
00:22:44Nobody wants you here.
00:22:46What was that about?
00:22:51Ruffy.
00:22:52You know, you two ought to be a little nicer to each other, okay?
00:22:56You're both good people.
00:22:58You just...
00:22:59You think a little differently.
00:23:02It's true.
00:23:04Are you going to remember this in the morning?
00:23:06All right, where is that little guy?
00:23:08He needs to loosen up.
00:23:09Show these people he's not a stick in the mud.
00:23:10Where's the DJ?
00:23:14Bastard.
00:23:40Hey, Katie, what's a synonym for sexy?
00:23:47Oh, what's today's chapter about?
00:23:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:50Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:23:54I don't smoke, said Philip, dying for a cigarette despite his advanced asthma.
00:23:59Me neither, said Hunter.
00:24:01In two words, Philip was profoundly confused and profoundly in love.
00:24:06And they did it.
00:24:07It's fiction.
00:24:08I hope so.
00:24:09Don't let love ruin perfectly good sex.
00:24:11Oh, great.
00:24:15Don't be so mean.
00:24:18Last night, I mean, he got so drunk.
00:24:20It doesn't matter.
00:24:20He's here for you.
00:24:21It's a big deal.
00:24:23I know.
00:24:24Look at him.
00:24:25He's wearing a fleece at the beach.
00:24:27Hey.
00:24:28He's hungover.
00:24:29Hey, big boy.
00:24:30What took you so long?
00:24:32Whatever we do, let's not advertise the Hampton Teeves hangover part of this thing.
00:24:36Morning.
00:24:37Morning.
00:24:39See, that wasn't that hard.
00:24:42Did you sell any hoots?
00:24:43Yeah, plenty.
00:24:45People were into it?
00:24:46They were, despite your complete lack of interest in helping in any way.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:52Take it easy.
00:24:53I've been delivering all morning.
00:24:54We got a guy, Andrew Jewett, I think.
00:24:57Kitty something.
00:24:59The one from the party that I've never met.
00:25:01I met her.
00:25:02I met her at the party last night.
00:25:04I can make that delivery for you.
00:25:05Okay.
00:25:06If we had a party like hers every night, you know, be in the green another time.
00:25:10Well, why don't we?
00:25:11Ha!
00:25:12Get an extra delivery?
00:25:13We could have one, you know, big open house.
00:25:18Get everyone in there.
00:25:19Just need a good name.
00:25:22I'm catchy.
00:25:23The Hamptons.
00:25:24The Hamptons party.
00:25:26The Hamptons hooch.
00:25:28It's a big party.
00:25:31Big bash.
00:25:32The fun, cool party.
00:25:34The, well, what are words to do with moonshine?
00:25:36Like, the revenuers rave.
00:25:40Bootlegger's bash.
00:25:41What?
00:25:43Bootlegger's bash.
00:25:43That's it!
00:25:44Jesus.
00:25:45It's right here.
00:25:45So it includes a fireworks budget.
00:25:48Great Granny's idea?
00:25:49Apparently.
00:25:50Oh, we're going to burn this bitch down.
00:25:52Let's burn this son of a gun to the ground.
00:25:54Let's burn this mother down.
00:25:55Oh, yeah.
00:25:56Oh, yeah.
00:25:57Woo!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:00Oh!
00:26:00Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:03Oh!
00:26:03Oh!
00:26:03Oh!
00:27:34I'm the party crasher.
00:27:35I thought she was kidding.
00:27:38What, you're in the moonshine?
00:27:40No.
00:27:41You haven't been in the South before?
00:27:42It's real moonshine.
00:27:43So then what?
00:27:44What do you mean?
00:27:45So you sell the moonshine, save the house.
00:27:47Then what?
00:27:48before it's real moonshine.
00:27:51So then what?
00:27:53What do you mean?
00:27:55So you sell the moonshine, save the house, then what?
00:28:00Well, you know, then I live in peace,
00:28:04away from my mother.
00:28:05Yikes.
00:28:07What?
00:28:09I mean, I could write.
00:28:13You're a writer?
00:28:15Well, I'm trying to be.
00:28:17You either are, or you aren't.
00:28:21I am.
00:28:24I'm a writer.
00:28:27What do you write about?
00:28:30You know, my experiences.
00:28:32Stuff I do, this as I go.
00:28:36How interesting do you think your book's gonna be
00:28:37if you live alone like an old cat lady?
00:28:39I'm not an old cat lady, I just, you know,
00:28:43I just want somewhere I can be alone and be myself.
00:28:47Doesn't that happen in here?
00:28:54Get up!
00:28:55Get up!
00:28:56Get up!
00:28:57All the strength in yoga comes from the core, okay?
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:10Put my seat on your hips.
00:29:12Take my hands.
00:29:14Flex your abs.
00:29:15I saw a couple doing this on the beach the other day.
00:29:19It was so sexy.
00:29:20So they did it?
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:22You're strong.
00:29:23Thanks.
00:29:26Sorry.
00:29:27It's okay.
00:29:28You all right?
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30Good.
00:29:31Careful.
00:29:32Here, Willie.
00:29:33I got it.
00:29:34I'm offering you a hand.
00:29:35Yeah, I see that.
00:29:36Do you think these Yankee guys are any better?
00:29:46No, I don't, but I think you could try a little harder.
00:29:51At what?
00:29:52I'm a natural.
00:29:53Yeah, you're a natural the whole southern gentry thing.
00:29:55I get it.
00:29:56I'm just...
00:29:58I'm saying there's more.
00:29:59I don't follow.
00:30:01Dougie, I love that you love your history.
00:30:04I think that's great, but...
00:30:06You know, I think you should add to it.
00:30:08I'm upholding it.
00:30:10That's different.
00:30:11How?
00:30:12You rely on it too much.
00:30:13You don't change anything.
00:30:14Take a risk.
00:30:19Not that risky.
00:30:21Hey, why is my window crooked?
00:30:29See?
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35I got it.
00:30:36Sketching is all symmetry.
00:30:38Math.
00:30:39That's why it's so easy.
00:30:41Anyone can go to art school for it.
00:30:44Painting?
00:30:46That's tough.
00:30:47Do you paint?
00:30:50Try to.
00:30:53Sell anything?
00:30:56Yeah.
00:30:57A couple pieces in the National Gallery.
00:30:59That's cool.
00:31:00That's in New York.
00:31:03You're cute.
00:31:10Just so you know,
00:31:12selling to the public is absurd.
00:31:15Private money's where it's at.
00:31:17Good.
00:31:19I hate math.
00:31:23I hate math.
00:31:24I hate math.
00:31:38I hate math.
00:31:43Look at these guys.
00:32:07Smugglet.
00:32:08$12.95, what does it mean in gold?
00:32:15Ridiculous.
00:32:18$15 hamburger.
00:32:20Oh, it's locally raised.
00:32:22Better be locally raised than Martha Stewart's guest house.
00:32:26It's a little guy.
00:32:29Huh?
00:32:30Cow jokes.
00:32:31You're missing them.
00:32:33He's way too busy writing a poem about the, uh, you know, the...
00:32:38Aw, it's okay you didn't kiss him.
00:32:40I don't know, mate.
00:32:41I think you messed up.
00:32:42I don't know if I can kiss him, but I don't know if he's gay.
00:32:45Everyone's at least bi.
00:32:46It's not true.
00:32:48I'm not bi.
00:32:49Maybe you should try it.
00:32:50Kidding bisexual is worse, alright?
00:32:52They're greedy.
00:32:53Well, people are trying everything these days.
00:32:56No.
00:32:57There were other people on the beach.
00:32:58It was just...
00:33:00It was too risky.
00:33:01Aw, take a risk.
00:33:03They don't want to see me kissing a guy.
00:33:05Well, who's they?
00:33:06You know who they are.
00:33:08I think you're hot shit just because you're queer, Philip.
00:33:11You're wrong.
00:33:12Nobody cares.
00:33:13He's right.
00:33:14No one cares at all.
00:33:15How do you know?
00:33:16Because this place isn't Virginia and these people aren't your mother.
00:33:18And also, New Yorkers are the weirdest people in the world and are not surprised by anything.
00:33:22Nobody cares.
00:33:23You can tell me no one cares over and over and over and doesn't make it true.
00:33:26Just because they're not tar and feathering me at the moment does not mean that you don't care.
00:33:31I don't care.
00:33:33Alright, so, right there is where all of the Playboy bunnies live.
00:33:39I'm pretty sure.
00:33:40That is a 1978 Hinckley picnic boat, guaranteed.
00:33:43What?
00:33:44What the hell are you talking about?
00:33:46Now, here's the nice one.
00:33:48Check these babies out.
00:33:49Oh, my God.
00:33:50If he lives in one of these places, you better kiss him.
00:33:52Oh, where you will?
00:33:54Steal him right from under on top of you.
00:33:58I gotta take this.
00:33:59There he is.
00:34:00Oh, my God.
00:34:02He's naked.
00:34:03Hey, Hunter.
00:34:05Hey.
00:34:07Oh, come on.
00:34:09Is he gay?
00:34:10We're missing the ledger.
00:34:14It's a leather-bound book with all her accounts and clients.
00:34:16There's nothing here but a mouse poop and a f***ing mattress that I happen to be sharing with Philip.
00:34:20I know it's there.
00:34:21She must have hidden it.
00:34:23Hmm.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25Hey.
00:34:26So you would have it.
00:34:28Drive it down tomorrow.
00:34:30That's eight hours each way.
00:34:31I don't trust the mail and Dr. Schneider has prescriptions waiting.
00:34:39Love you, too.
00:34:40We made it.
00:34:42Hey, you.
00:34:46Katie.
00:34:47Charmed.
00:34:48Hello, beautiful.
00:34:49Hello, forward.
00:34:51And who's this?
00:34:53Hey, hey.
00:34:54I'm Doug.
00:34:55Hunter.
00:34:56I'd kiss your hand, too, but you talk like you own a gun.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:00Carl El Moonshine.
00:35:01Hi, Miss Kitty.
00:35:02So, when is my next home delivery?
00:35:05Oh, actually, uh, Philip's in charge of that now.
00:35:07Oh, shame.
00:35:09Well, take the boat without me.
00:35:11The kids are in the house.
00:35:12I would've taken the yacht, but Kitty sank it.
00:35:14How's the sailor?
00:35:15I'm like salting death.
00:35:16I hate the ocean.
00:35:17Don't kill yourself, sweetheart.
00:35:18Gee, I'm crazy about it.
00:35:19I'm like salting death.
00:35:20I hate the ocean.
00:35:21Don't kill yourself, sweetheart.
00:35:22Gee, I'm crazy about him.
00:35:23I know.
00:35:27I wish there was like a secret code, you know?
00:35:28I would have taken the yacht, but Kitty sank it.
00:35:32How's the sailor?
00:35:35I like salty death.
00:35:39I hate the ocean.
00:35:40Don't kill yourself, sweetheart.
00:35:43Gee, I'm crazy about him.
00:35:46I know.
00:35:47I wish there was like a secret code, you know?
00:35:51Tap once for yes, tap twice for I love you too.
00:35:56I feel like mystery is half the attraction.
00:35:58When I know everything about a guy, I don't want him to stick it in me anymore.
00:36:02Well, it makes me feel like shit.
00:36:06I think it's just the boat.
00:36:08No.
00:36:10It's the love.
00:36:11It sucks.
00:36:12Why don't you just have a good time with him, have some fun.
00:36:14I don't know why you're making this so serious.
00:36:16Easy for you to say.
00:36:17An emotional island.
00:36:19Okay, let's tone it down.
00:36:22Why are you attacking me right now?
00:36:24You have never liked a guy for more than just sex.
00:36:27Ew, why would I?
00:36:29Lucky.
00:36:32It's happening.
00:36:33Okay, let's do it.
00:36:34Let's do it.
00:36:37Let it out.
00:36:41Oklahoma Joe.
00:36:44You sleep with her yet?
00:36:46Katie.
00:36:47No, she's different, you know?
00:36:50What does that have to do with sex?
00:36:51I bet you you've been banging Kitty or what?
00:36:55I have.
00:36:56Yeah.
00:36:58So have you.
00:37:00Colonel Moonshine.
00:37:01You think she'd say anything about us?
00:37:04Kitty?
00:37:04Yeah, Kitty and I.
00:37:05Oh, she's cool.
00:37:08Had her way back in art school.
00:37:10She used to make these large-scale light installations.
00:37:13God, they were awful.
00:37:15But then she started sleeping with this old guy, Stephen, and now she has a gallery in the city.
00:37:19He's coming out this weekend.
00:37:23He has to show him my work.
00:37:24He just thinks he could be a real whale.
00:37:26A whale?
00:37:27What's a whale?
00:37:27What do you mean whale?
00:37:28Patron of the arts.
00:37:30Pays for the shit artists can't afford, you know?
00:37:31So that's his job, is to pay for shipping to account for it?
00:37:33What?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35He's in finance.
00:37:36He just has too much money.
00:37:38So what does he get out of that dick?
00:37:39Oh, right.
00:37:40A little.
00:37:41A little bit.
00:37:43It's not gay if I'm the one getting it, right?
00:37:45Oh, it's still gay.
00:37:45Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still gay.
00:37:48Don't tell me you've never used your dick for personal gain.
00:37:52Once upon a time, my friend.
00:37:54I changed your mind.
00:37:56Dougie, do you have any Dramamine in your Madison cabinet over there?
00:38:00Uh.
00:38:01We've got Zoloft.
00:38:04A couple of Quaaludes.
00:38:06Oh, yeah, here.
00:38:07Want some for me?
00:38:08You want something to wash it down with?
00:38:10Something to do.
00:38:20Here, take this.
00:38:22What's that?
00:38:23Dramamine.
00:38:24Why don't you get Dramamine?
00:38:25Dougie.
00:38:27No, thanks.
00:38:29It's going to make you feel better.
00:38:30Oh, yeah?
00:38:32It might also make me think I can sly.
00:38:34You know, I am already feeling better.
00:38:36So, thank you.
00:38:39It's over the counter.
00:38:41Relax.
00:38:41Just take it.
00:38:42It'll make you feel better, I swear.
00:38:44Did it come from his pocket?
00:38:45Yeah?
00:38:47Yeah?
00:38:48So?
00:38:49You know, Doug gets his pills mixed up, which is weird for someone who claims to have OCD.
00:38:53He's totally full of shit.
00:38:55He gave me an Advil for my high school graduation.
00:38:58My principal turned into a goat and I left him in an ambulance.
00:39:01Okay, let the fish have all the fun.
00:39:04He said no one else!
00:39:27Hey, buddy.
00:39:33You're beautiful.
00:39:35And we're free.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:39Free from my mother.
00:39:40I like your mom.
00:39:44She doesn't take shit from men.
00:39:48Uh-oh.
00:39:50Here's one now.
00:39:53Please place your cheek in my hand.
00:39:56Come on in here.
00:40:07Ready?
00:40:09You got this?
00:40:11I got it.
00:40:11Alright, come on.
00:40:12Got it.
00:40:13Got it?
00:40:14Alright, let's get ready.
00:40:15Let's do this.
00:40:16Coming out of the canal.
00:40:18Come on, though.
00:40:20Dougie.
00:40:21Hunter, you want to come see the house?
00:40:22I should, uh, probably get going.
00:40:26No.
00:40:27Uh, coming for a beer, man.
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:37What books used to be here?
00:40:40Capote, Fitzgerald.
00:40:42And I read my first Hemingway here when I was 13.
00:40:44What are you, an 80-year-old man?
00:40:49Oh, come on.
00:40:49There's good stuff here.
00:40:50Look, we've got Kerouac.
00:40:53Franzen, you know, I brought those from Virginia.
00:40:55Oh, great.
00:40:55You're an 80-year-old and a misogynist.
00:40:59How about some Virginia Woolf?
00:41:03Tony Morrison, Zadie Smith, just a little bit of diversity.
00:41:07Um, I read David Sedaris.
00:41:10I'm not sure if that counts.
00:41:12What do we have down here?
00:41:20More of Grandpa's books.
00:41:27Do you know what these are?
00:41:30No.
00:41:31They're letters.
00:41:34Who have you?
00:41:35From my mother.
00:41:37God.
00:41:39Don't do that!
00:41:40Why not?
00:41:41These are handwritten notes.
00:41:43They're, like, history.
00:41:46They have an oppressive regime.
00:41:48But a regime, nonetheless.
00:41:53James Joyce.
00:41:54Thank God.
00:41:56Have you ever read this?
00:41:57It's, like, wading through molasses.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:01Who's this right here?
00:42:03Uh, no, that is not for your eyes.
00:42:05That is a very obscure author, completely unknown.
00:42:09Please give me that.
00:42:10See as southern as David Sedaris?
00:42:17It's good.
00:42:17I'm a little intrigued by this thunder character.
00:42:26That is a character you would not like, okay?
00:42:30He's, he's short.
00:42:31He's chubby.
00:42:32You know, he works in finance.
00:42:33The only art he thinks is Jeff Koons.
00:42:36Disgusting.
00:42:37Great reference, Virginia Slim.
00:42:41You submitted to the writing contest?
00:42:43Know what?
00:42:45East Hampton Library has a writing contest.
00:42:48Winner gets a residency
00:42:48and a column in the online newspaper.
00:42:53The East Hampton Library has an online newspaper?
00:42:57Yeah, check it out.
00:42:58I submitted last week.
00:42:59Oh, here's our first problem.
00:43:03The voice of East Hampton.
00:43:05That is not me.
00:43:07But it could be.
00:43:08Come on, let's submit a writing sample.
00:43:09Absolutely not.
00:43:11Why not?
00:43:13These people don't care what I have to say.
00:43:14This is East Hampton.
00:43:16This is, this is not me.
00:43:18These are scribbles.
00:43:19These are thoughts.
00:43:21Why don't you just take a risk sometime?
00:43:24See what happens.
00:43:29Easy.
00:43:43I know, I'm fine.
00:43:53I'm going to put this here.
00:43:59I'm sorry.
00:44:03So excited.
00:44:05It's all right.
00:44:14I have to go to Virginia.
00:44:17What?
00:44:17I have to go to Virginia.
00:44:19I'll be back.
00:44:19But I just have to go.
00:44:21Why?
00:44:23Now?
00:44:24I just have to.
00:44:25I'll be back.
00:44:29You're nervous.
00:44:31I'm not nervous.
00:44:32Yeah, you are.
00:44:33You're twisting your hair.
00:44:34You do that when you're nervous.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:35I'm fine.
00:44:36I'm fine.
00:44:37I'm not nervous.
00:44:38I'm just going to take a pill.
00:44:39I don't have any pills.
00:44:40Yeah, you do.
00:44:40That's what you're going to do.
00:44:41You're about to go take a pill.
00:44:42Give me your pills.
00:44:44I don't have some pills.
00:44:45Give me your pills.
00:44:48Please.
00:44:49Did you just flush my medication down the toilet?
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:06Why?
00:45:07Why did you do that?
00:45:10Oh, golly.
00:45:11Why did you do that?
00:45:12Because you're a child.
00:45:14You don't need them.
00:45:15I'm a child.
00:45:16Relax.
00:45:19You just flushed all my medication.
00:45:21Yeah, I did.
00:45:22Get over it.
00:45:23Get over it.
00:45:23This is medication.
00:45:24Look, this is my pill.
00:45:26It's very strong.
00:45:27I don't want your pill.
00:45:29Can I have my pill?
00:45:30Well, you have no pills left,
00:45:32so this is all you've got.
00:45:35Just take it in a desperate case of anxiety.
00:45:41I'm going to go to bed.
00:45:45Whoa.
00:45:47Dougie.
00:45:47What?
00:45:48Stop.
00:45:50Why?
00:45:50Because I don't want Phillip to get upset.
00:45:54You don't want Phillip to get upset?
00:45:57His rule?
00:45:57I talk to my mother every night.
00:46:00I don't feel well.
00:46:01I'm still coming down.
00:46:04What are you so afraid of?
00:46:06Nothing.
00:46:13You have a shell, Katie.
00:46:14I do not have a shell.
00:46:16I don't.
00:46:17Look at this shell.
00:46:20Shell.
00:46:20That's a shell.
00:46:21You have a shell.
00:46:22You're the shelliest girl I know.
00:46:25If I don't protect myself,
00:46:27who will?
00:46:28I would.
00:46:29I don't need you.
00:46:36All right.
00:46:36All right.
00:46:36All right.
00:46:36All right.
00:46:40All right.
00:46:53All right.
00:46:59Surprise?
00:47:05Morning.
00:47:11What time is it?
00:47:1310.30.
00:47:19Oh, I got that confirmation email from the writing contest.
00:47:25Wait, Gertrude Stein in no time.
00:47:29I can make crepes.
00:47:35Uh, no, I'm getting lunch with Kitty.
00:47:39Sugar Daddy.
00:47:41Looks like pun.
00:47:43Gotta harpoon those whales, bro.
00:47:47Well, you know, there'll be other parties.
00:47:51They're going to Nantucka in three weeks.
00:47:53Ain't gonna talk along.
00:47:55In three weeks?
00:47:57Yep.
00:47:59You see my underwear?
00:48:03Oh well.
00:48:09Takes you out to lunch, okay?
00:48:11No.
00:48:13No.
00:48:15No.
00:48:17No.
00:48:19No.
00:48:21No.
00:48:23No.
00:48:25No.
00:48:27No.
00:48:29No.
00:48:31No.
00:48:33No.
00:48:35No.
00:48:37No.
00:48:39No.
00:48:49No.
00:48:51No.
00:48:53No.
00:48:55No.
00:48:57No.
00:48:59No.
00:49:01No.
00:49:03No.
00:49:05No.
00:49:07No.
00:49:09No.
00:49:11No.
00:49:13Oh, it's so darky.
00:49:18Yes!
00:49:19Holy shit!
00:49:20Oh, God.
00:49:24What took you so long?
00:49:25It was an eight hour drive.
00:49:27Who was that?
00:49:28No one.
00:49:30What is that?
00:49:30Stop that.
00:49:31Him, who's that?
00:49:32Oh, Patrick!
00:49:35Wait, he has the ledger!
00:49:38Don't make us some sandwiches.
00:49:43Hey, Betty.
00:49:50Ugandan house blend.
00:49:54That's better.
00:49:56Not too bad.
00:50:00Don't Ugandians have bigger problems?
00:50:03Worth a shot.
00:50:06Hey, um, we need to move the party up.
00:50:12Why?
00:50:13Well, Hunter's leaving for Nantucket in three weeks, with that slut kitty on her yacht.
00:50:19Wanna do it before he goes.
00:50:21Huh.
00:50:22Was that him I just left?
00:50:25You know, he begged me for crepes, but keep that sexy ass of the curb.
00:50:31What's up with you?
00:50:33Nothing.
00:50:34Nada.
00:50:35Nine.
00:50:36Yes.
00:50:37See ya.
00:50:38Make room.
00:50:39Okay, so you know when I was a girl, and I had no father, a drunk mother, and I was this
00:50:54hot when I was twelve?
00:50:56Yeah, but you were such a tomboy.
00:50:58Exactly.
00:50:59I didn't want to be sexualized so young.
00:51:02I wanted nothing to do with men.
00:51:04I shaved my head, for Christ's sake.
00:51:08And now I feel lost, and mushy, and...
00:51:18I'm in love.
00:51:19No.
00:51:20No, no, no, no.
00:51:21Now all I can think about is your stupid brute.
00:51:24My what?
00:51:26Your barn.
00:51:29Because Winslow's there.
00:51:31Winslow?
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33That's who all this is about?
00:51:34Why him?
00:51:35Why now?
00:51:36That's weird.
00:51:37That's...
00:51:38That's weird.
00:51:39Um, he's growing on me.
00:51:42All right, Katie, you're my...
00:51:45You're my emotional island.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:47Okay, you're a sturdy palm.
00:51:49Yeah, yeah.
00:51:50Growing from bitter hot sand, surrounded by shark-infested waters.
00:51:54Mm-hmm.
00:51:56Now all of a sudden you gotta be validated by a man?
00:51:59I do not need to be validated by a man.
00:52:06That doesn't mean I can't sleep with one.
00:52:09But Winslow's so primitive.
00:52:11I mean, he's like a monkey.
00:52:15There's more to him.
00:52:17You sure?
00:52:22Guess you should be happy that you're getting laid.
00:52:25But...
00:52:26Just, you know, don't give up your power.
00:52:29Why?
00:52:31The house has to be sold.
00:52:33I know.
00:52:34This book will show that Marguerite bought the house in 1974 from illegal money.
00:52:41And if you don't sell it?
00:52:42The bank will ask where the money came from.
00:52:45They'll see criminal activity.
00:52:46Moonshell.
00:52:47Cocaine.
00:52:49Also paid for mortgage on the farm.
00:52:51Your education for your mother's frequent trips to the Cayman Islands.
00:52:54I'll look like a crook.
00:52:55You are a crook.
00:52:56I didn't know it was illegal until she asked me to put drugs in my carry-on.
00:53:01It stopped.
00:53:02Then and there.
00:53:03Can't you just come clean?
00:53:04I would not advise that.
00:53:06You know we should come clean.
00:53:08Dad is not coming back.
00:53:10Spineless.
00:53:11Listen, I just need a little more time.
00:53:14For what?
00:53:16We're making money.
00:53:18How?
00:53:19Huh?
00:53:20How?
00:53:22We're, uh...
00:53:26We're making moonshine in the basement and selling it to people and...
00:53:33Mom, I'm real close to being able to make a payment. I just...
00:53:38Your brother needs to lose that house as soon as possible.
00:53:42We can make this work.
00:53:45I could be put in prison. Is that what you want, Douglas?
00:53:48Oh, you've gone soft.
00:53:52I have not.
00:53:53Are you gay too now?
00:53:55Everyone's a little bi, I...
00:53:58I'm not.
00:54:00She never could afford that place.
00:54:02The Hamptons is another level you'll never reach.
00:54:05Jesus.
00:54:08Chime.
00:54:09Vibrate.
00:54:11Ring.
00:54:13Tag me.
00:54:14For the love of God, do something.
00:54:18Boo!
00:54:24Hey, Gildo!
00:54:27What?
00:54:28Good, you're up.
00:54:29So listen, I've been going with the account books.
00:54:31You know, if we sell a thousand jars of moonshine at this party, we could pay the mortgage for like three months.
00:54:36Great.
00:54:37I just gotta get people drinking more.
00:54:39I just wish...
00:54:41We had more kiddies, you know?
00:54:43Yeah, well, I don't think I have an enemy to screw every kitty in this town, Phillip.
00:54:46You're disgusting.
00:54:48Son of a bitch.
00:54:50What about you? Why don't you drop the verger routine and...
00:54:53Find some rich guys. Screw them, we're done. Finish.
00:54:55You know, people who do that make me sick.
00:54:58What about Hunter?
00:54:59Oh, Hunter's different.
00:55:00He's using Kitty.
00:55:01Kitty's the one screwing the old guy.
00:55:04Old man, I hate to burst your bubbles.
00:55:05Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:55:06Please don't tell me to shut up.
00:55:07They just sent the emails shut up.
00:55:08If you tell me to shut up again, I'm gonna get up there.
00:55:10From the writing contest, they like it.
00:55:12They won another submission by Saturday.
00:55:15Well, that's soon.
00:55:17I gotta tell Hunter.
00:55:25Who's place at this?
00:55:31Don't worry about it.
00:55:36You know, you might want to consider the violin.
00:55:41You know, I made the second round.
00:55:44Me too.
00:55:45Nice.
00:55:46What are you playing?
00:55:48Oh, just something I wrote.
00:55:51He wants me to play it tonight.
00:55:53He?
00:55:55It's all happening so fast.
00:55:58Steven asked me to be his date to some fancy gala tonight.
00:56:02Steven?
00:56:04Kitty's sugar daddy.
00:56:06Oh, right. You met him?
00:56:08I'll say he stuck his tongue in my ear.
00:56:10And you're gonna be his date?
00:56:12Kitty's coming too.
00:56:14Going as a threesome.
00:56:15Oh, God.
00:56:18He totally flipped for my paintings, though.
00:56:21He could be my well.
00:56:23Good.
00:56:26Do you think I should go?
00:56:29What are you asking me for?
00:56:31I just wanted to talk to someone who gets me, you know?
00:56:36That's exactly what I want.
00:56:39What do you know about this guy?
00:56:42Well, he threatened to roofie me when we first met, so it's kind of funny.
00:56:46Oh, yeah.
00:56:48That is funny.
00:56:51Not that funny.
00:56:58You should go.
00:57:00You think so?
00:57:02Yeah, I do.
00:57:04I think that it's for your career.
00:57:07And...
00:57:09Who cares if he's in love with you?
00:57:11We'll get over it.
00:57:12You're not.
00:57:13I'm not sure.
00:57:14I'm not sure.
00:57:15You're not.
00:57:16You're not.
00:57:17You're not.
00:57:18You're not.
00:57:20You're not.
00:57:21You're not.
00:57:22You're not.
00:57:23But it's not too much.
00:57:25You're not.
00:57:27That was fast.
00:57:29You're not.
00:57:31So it wasn't just sneak advice?
00:57:32So it wasn't just naked advice.
00:57:40How could he sell himself like that?
00:57:44I don't know, man.
00:57:46Nothing is worth that.
00:57:50I don't think he's a bad guy. I mean, I just...
00:57:52How do you do it?
00:57:54Do what?
00:57:56Have sex without falling in love with somebody.
00:58:02I guess I just do.
00:58:06Listen, I know that I have...
00:58:08Would you change?
00:58:10For a girl? Yeah, sure.
00:58:12Do you think he'll change?
00:58:16Question is, would I even want him?
00:58:20You know, I mean, how dirty is too dirty, you know?
00:58:26Touch scrubs off, Philip.
00:58:32Oh!
00:58:38Hey, can I come up?
00:58:48I like you.
00:58:50You're cool.
00:58:52How so I did.
00:58:56You're welcome.
00:59:00These boys, they're just, they're so emotional.
00:59:03He's kinda cute.
00:59:06No, it's... it's not.
00:59:10Well, it still looks great, but I mean, he knows what I am.
00:59:12Me too, man. I mean, he...
00:59:14He knows that I'm...
00:59:16What?
00:59:18An emotional...
00:59:20Island.
00:59:22I am.
00:59:23Even though you wanna have Dougie's babies?
00:59:25Lies.
00:59:26It's not a bad thing.
00:59:28It's what most people want.
00:59:30Well, I'm not most people.
00:59:32What's that?
00:59:34Are you wearing black tie?
00:59:36I don't know, what's Steve doing?
00:59:38I don't know, he's not even out of the shower yet.
00:59:42You're under Katie?
00:59:44Wow, you look really nice.
00:59:46Where are you...
00:59:48Where are you guys going?
00:59:50Some stupid gala.
00:59:52Sounds like fun.
00:59:54But you know, Steven won't be down for an hour, at least.
00:59:58You wanna hang out?
01:00:00I do.
01:00:02I do.
01:00:06I do.
01:00:08I do.
01:00:10Hey, you.
01:00:24Hey.
01:00:25Douglas.
01:00:26Hey.
01:00:27I'm so glad you're naked.
01:00:28You are?
01:00:29Yeah, come on, let's go meet Steven.
01:00:30Really?
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:32No.
01:00:35The fingers were... were fine.
01:00:37They were okay.
01:00:40Hi, Doug.
01:00:42Hey, hey.
01:00:43How are you?
01:00:45You know what?
01:00:46We're okay now.
01:00:47I'm... I'm really sorry.
01:00:48We're good.
01:00:49Yeah, we're fine.
01:00:50Good to see you.
01:00:51Okay.
01:00:52Hey, do you need help?
01:00:53Do you need help getting down for an hour?
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55Okay, cool.
01:00:56Yeah, let me help you.
01:00:57Doug.
01:01:00Wait!
01:01:01Can you just slow down?
01:01:03I'm barefoot.
01:01:04Not my problem, sweetheart.
01:01:05You're not the boss of me.
01:01:07Oh, I know.
01:01:08You're a real modern woman.
01:01:10Okay, this place is full of girls dumb enough to sleep with you.
01:01:14It's probably true.
01:01:15Okay, can you just slow down and talk to me?
01:01:20You banged her too?
01:01:22Once.
01:01:23Before.
01:01:26Before what?
01:01:27Before what?
01:01:28Before what?
01:01:29Wait, what did you just say?
01:01:30Did I say before?
01:01:31Yes, you did.
01:01:32Before what?
01:01:33What were you just going to say to me?
01:01:34Before.
01:01:35I thought.
01:01:36Before I thought maybe you were in love with me too.
01:01:39That before.
01:01:51Hunter, can I talk to you for a second?
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:53What's with this music?
01:01:54Shut up.
01:01:55I love this song.
01:01:56Tell me to shut up.
01:01:57Do you have something to drink?
01:01:59Beer early cut.
01:02:00What are we in a frat basement?
01:02:02What are you drinking?
01:02:03I don't know.
01:02:04Steven made it for me.
01:02:06I'll be right back.
01:02:08Disgusting.
01:02:13Oh, give me one.
01:02:17Hello?
01:02:18You know, your brother is a real piece of work.
01:02:22What are you doing here?
01:02:24I thought we were having a party.
01:02:27I followed you here.
01:02:30Thanks for the invite.
01:02:31Who is this guy?
01:02:33You know, why did you come here?
01:02:37I'm not ashamed.
01:02:38I came here.
01:02:39I came here to tell Hunter how I feel.
01:02:41Finally.
01:02:42Okay.
01:02:43We need to go.
01:02:45Do you know how old he is?
01:02:46How should I know?
01:02:48Yeah, but...
01:02:50Is he...
01:02:52Catholic?
01:02:53Gay.
01:02:54Is he gay?
01:02:55Is this old guy gay?
01:02:56Phillip, I don't see why that matters.
01:02:58I'll tell you my best.
01:02:59Look who it is.
01:03:00Steer to the shower.
01:03:01He'll be right down.
01:03:04I need air.
01:03:16Keep my guard up.
01:03:20Just in case.
01:03:23In case in what?
01:03:28Listen.
01:03:31You fall in love...
01:03:34With the wrong guys.
01:03:36Get out of here.
01:03:37You fall in love with the wrong guys.
01:03:38I've been waiting to tell you.
01:03:41Who?
01:03:42Name one.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:44That baseball player in high school.
01:03:46Jimmy?
01:03:47Yeah.
01:03:49Jimmy clearly liked me, alright?
01:03:52He tousled my hair in the cafeteria in front of everybody.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:56I saw it.
01:03:57And he also stuck your head in a toilet in front of everyone.
01:04:00Alright.
01:04:01It was one mistake.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:03I'll give it to you.
01:04:04I made one mistake in high school.
01:04:07What about the French exchange student?
01:04:10That you didn't drag Jean-Pierre into this?
01:04:13He got you chain smoking, okay?
01:04:14That's not healthy.
01:04:15And everyone...
01:04:16Everyone in Paris smokes.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:18And then he also f***ed every girl on campus.
01:04:21So what?
01:04:22You wore those skinny jeans.
01:04:24And he called me Sulipe.
01:04:27He broke your heart.
01:04:29And now Hunter.
01:04:31Hunter's different.
01:04:34Hunter's worse.
01:04:35Oh, come on.
01:04:36He's...
01:04:37He's cute.
01:04:38And he's talented.
01:04:39And he's a gold digger.
01:04:41And he's shady.
01:04:42And he's a crappy person.
01:04:46And he likes me.
01:04:49That's all that matters, right?
01:04:51That's all that matters, right?
01:04:52I don't even know what my love is for.
01:04:57Your love.
01:05:00I don't wanna feel it anymore.
01:05:01I can't sleep.
01:05:02I can't sleep.
01:05:03I can't sleep with it in my system.
01:05:04My love.
01:05:05I don't even know what my love is for.
01:05:07I can't sleep.
01:05:08I can't sleep with it in my system.
01:05:12My love.
01:05:13I don't even know what my love is for.
01:05:17My love.
01:05:18I don't even know what my love is for.
01:05:30Phillip's out.
01:05:31You wanna come to bed?
01:05:32Stay away.
01:05:33What are you working on?
01:05:34Here.
01:05:35I'm just doing a knot.
01:05:36It's simple.
01:05:37It's a boy scout, honey.
01:05:38I can help you with a knot.
01:05:39Honey?
01:05:40Who am I to you, Dougie?
01:05:41I'm just doing a knot.
01:05:42It's simple.
01:05:43It's a boy scout, honey.
01:05:44I can help you with a knot.
01:05:46Honey?
01:05:49Who am I to you, Dougie?
01:05:51You're a girl, Katie.
01:05:52Wow.
01:05:54Girl.
01:05:56Profound.
01:05:57How did I pass up being Mrs. Dougie?
01:06:03You're the girl.
01:06:05For me.
01:06:12Why?
01:06:13Hmm?
01:06:14Why?
01:06:19I hate it when you do this.
01:06:21Ever tell you about those long walks Dad used to take me on after dinner?
01:06:32We just, uh...
01:06:37Go and look and stuff.
01:06:40I remember the clouds had this, like, slow...
01:06:44...weight.
01:06:47And I was just there.
01:06:50Wasn't...
01:06:59Every time I look at you, I'm...
01:07:02...right there.
01:07:05With you.
01:07:09You know I haven't had any meds since you gave me that pill?
01:07:14That was Tylenol.
01:07:15I know, it was Tylenol.
01:07:21This is the half honey do-rap.
01:07:24More common...
01:07:26Oh!
01:07:28You weren't really a boy scout, were you?
01:07:29No, never.
01:07:30No.
01:07:32Well...
01:07:35I'll tell him it was you, though.
01:07:39Thanks for that.
01:07:47It's always been you, Kitty.
01:07:48Kitty.
01:07:54Come here.
01:07:55Huh.
01:07:56What?
01:07:57Just come here.
01:08:00Got like a...
01:08:02A what?
01:08:03Like a...
01:08:04A bug?
01:08:05Got it.
01:08:06Sure.
01:08:09Alright, goodnight.
01:08:11It's a horse, do you hear?
01:08:13That sounds like a horse.
01:08:14Katie?
01:08:15Hey, brother.
01:08:16You sleep with my best friend?
01:08:17Yeah, you sleep with all of my friends.
01:08:19Do you know why they sleep with me?
01:08:20Because they want to.
01:08:21We're not characters in your story, Phillip.
01:08:23Alright, you don't control us, we can do whatever we want.
01:08:24And you don't get to be pissed about it every time something happens you don't like.
01:08:37Why do they sleep with me?
01:08:38Because they want to.
01:08:41We're not characters in your story, Phillip.
01:08:44Alright, you don't control us. We can do whatever we want.
01:08:47And you don't get to be pissed about it every time something happens you don't like.
01:08:50Dougie, we had a plan.
01:08:52Moonshine? Really?
01:08:54Why not? What's wrong with that?
01:08:56Yeah, well the last time that worked was in The Great Gatsby.
01:08:58It had a much nicer house and it was a narrative fiction.
01:09:01We have to sell this house.
01:09:03Why are you saying this?
01:09:04Listen, it has structural damage and was bought with embezzled money.
01:09:07This is a huge burden and you don't need it.
01:09:09Those are her words.
01:09:11You're on her side.
01:09:13You've been on her side this whole time.
01:09:16I'm not on anybody's side.
01:09:19You're supposed to be on my side.
01:09:34I don't know that.
01:09:36What would you say?
01:09:37I know...
01:09:38I drowned shit in this life.
01:09:39I died past the past.
01:09:40I would focus on guiding individuals.
01:09:41I was like, I'm waiting for you to leave it personally.
01:09:44I was just left other people who want to pay for me shoes.
01:09:46What would you want to, why would I look for you?
01:09:47I ain't seen you since then, to be in any cities.
01:09:48I see a forest lamp and at yourpeople later my day...
01:09:49where can't I get caught from?
01:10:24Don't hang up.
01:10:32I want to.
01:10:34How are you?
01:10:35Never been better.
01:10:37How's Douglas?
01:10:39I forgot what sweethearts you two can be.
01:10:42How's the house?
01:10:44It's like a spread in house and garden.
01:10:48God, I miss that magazine.
01:10:51Me too.
01:10:53Please don't make me sell that house.
01:10:57She knew we'd have to sell it.
01:10:59She tricked me.
01:11:01She wanted you to have an adventure.
01:11:04I miss you.
01:11:09I'm not coming home.
01:11:11I know.
01:11:13I miss you too.
01:11:15I miss you too.
01:11:27Okay.
01:11:28Can we just get this over with and be best friends again?
01:11:32Those are pretty.
01:11:34They smell like nothing.
01:11:38We're almost dead.
01:11:40Just need a little bit of water.
01:11:42She didn't start off.
01:11:44I think you did great.
01:11:45I didn't even have any future.
01:11:47I don't hear 카 button.
01:11:49I'm not gonna be here until the game.
01:11:50No, I didn't hear until tonight.
01:11:51And that's if I do hear.
01:11:52I think you did great out here.
01:11:54Kitty, I lost my family's house.
01:11:56Big deal.
01:11:57Maybe you weren't meant to keep it.
01:11:59i've heard that a few times you know and i thought i lost you too
01:12:10why did you really come here philip
01:12:15i thought that out here everything would just be better
01:12:22i guess that didn't really work out well let me know where you want to go next because i'm
01:12:27gonna follow you everywhere you go because i like you i like you too do you like me enough to go back
01:12:40to that titty bar that we passed on the way out here yeah are they hiring let's go what about the
01:12:49party nah screw the party who wants to go to a party anyways if there's no one you want to sleep with
01:12:56i'm not so sure about that oh no yeah you might want to check inside
01:13:14do you want to drag now let's talk
01:13:16where's your whale probably swimming with the fishes at this point why didn't peg you for a killer
01:13:30he blacked out of the gala knocked the hostess off her crutches and then the host kicked him out and he
01:13:37drove off at 60 miles an hour with his headlights on and he's tired of living has tired of me too
01:13:45apparently oh no that's impossible it's because i wouldn't let him massage my back while i played
01:13:52the box yeah what a freak
01:13:59oh
01:14:04what number is that oh do you see this they're sending out the emails for the final round
01:14:11of the writing contest you don't care what people think i do i i care desperately
01:14:21i know
01:14:26you know you made me submit to this
01:14:31i never let anyone read my stuff i wouldn't let them read my journal i wouldn't let them read
01:14:35napkins i scribbled on and now look i'm reading in front of a panel of judges tomorrow
01:14:46it's like you'll be the only one
01:15:00i'm gonna miss this house can't stay the night
01:15:09oh
01:15:12nantucket
01:15:16i'm not going kitty crash the jet
01:15:21i'm going home for a day actually see my family
01:15:28in beverly hills or palm beach
01:15:32nothing of the sort no i don't believe it
01:15:37believe it
01:15:40i miss you
01:15:41see you around
01:15:51see a quiz come or what
01:15:53oh my god you're wearing that
01:15:54i'm not pretending anymore
01:16:05oh
01:16:07oh
01:16:09oh
01:16:15oh
01:16:17oh
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