- 7 weeks ago
A modern romantic comedy about 3 Malibu best friends, roommates and bandmates discovering their dreams and discovering love with a crazy plot to make some cash on the way.
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school
00:00:31Kind of a dork, like everyone else
00:00:34At school, I met Mel and Ben
00:00:36We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio
00:00:39My tribe
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer
00:00:46I really love it here
00:00:48We were living the dream
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
00:00:52Now, it's time to jam
00:00:59To be continued...
00:01:01I will do a good night
00:01:03I will do a good night
00:01:07I would love you
00:01:09Now...
00:01:11To be continued...
00:01:43Yeah!
00:01:46That might be the single.
00:01:49That was orgasmic.
00:01:51Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great.
00:01:53Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs.
00:01:58Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor, doing sound design.
00:02:02Melanie was producing at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:08And now that I was living in L.A., there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:16Yes, mom, don't worry.
00:02:18Okay.
00:02:19Okay, mom, I'll take care of you.
00:02:22Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:25Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:31Love you.
00:02:32Oh, it's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry.
00:02:36Yes, I know.
00:02:38I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil.
00:02:42I'm on my way.
00:02:42Bye.
00:02:44Hiya.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:49What?
00:02:50The label loved our demo.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos.
00:02:58How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:59Uh, would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:03:01Doubt it.
00:03:02What are we talking, like 10, 20?
00:03:05No, I'll try 30, 40,000.
00:03:11This label is amazing.
00:03:14Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:16Uh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:18I might be out late.
00:03:19Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:22Maybe both.
00:03:23Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:25No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:28Vanessa Lee?
00:03:30Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:32What else?
00:03:33I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour.
00:03:36No strings.
00:03:37Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:43Hey, Ben.
00:03:45When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:49We have to make this demo.
00:03:51We have to find the money.
00:03:55Mel worked as a studio engineer
00:03:58for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:04:01But her boss gave a whole new meaning
00:04:03to the word jerk.
00:04:12Somebody pump this up?
00:04:14Uh, yeah.
00:04:16All right, I'm going to take five.
00:04:21Good luck.
00:04:22Hey, Barry.
00:04:29I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:31Find me the next blockhead yet?
00:04:33You got good ears, kid.
00:04:34That's what I pay you for.
00:04:36But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:39I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio
00:04:41just for a few nights.
00:04:43What?
00:04:44You mixing?
00:04:45In my studio?
00:04:46Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:48We got eight bands with new albums they got to finish.
00:04:51We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:55Next summer, maybe.
00:04:56Call me Saturday by 9 a.m. with notes on those.
00:04:59And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:01Limos, bottles, service, whatever.
00:05:04Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:05Yeah, sure.
00:05:06Sorry.
00:05:09Oops.
00:05:10Excuse me.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:14Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:16Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:18There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:20Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:22Do they, baby?
00:05:25Do they, baby?
00:05:27You got this.
00:05:29Alejandra Martin?
00:05:32Soprano?
00:05:32I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:36Impressive.
00:05:37But what's your instrument?
00:05:39Violin.
00:05:39Mostly.
00:05:40And voice.
00:05:42Violin.
00:05:43Handy.
00:05:44Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:46Shiny and clean.
00:05:49That's what it means.
00:05:51Washing those jeans.
00:05:53Till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:58I think it's like you're around, baby.
00:06:01Nice job.
00:06:02We'll let you know.
00:06:06Another audition.
00:06:08Bombed.
00:06:09Thank God I had my friend Stephen to help cheer me up.
00:06:12He was always bailing me out.
00:06:16And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:19He was a little odd, too.
00:06:26Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:29Not exactly.
00:06:30Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:32You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:35Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:36I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:06:38Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:40Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:41Boom.
00:06:42Soldier, 0,958 seconds.
00:06:49You are late.
00:06:51Sir, I, uh...
00:06:52At ease, son.
00:06:54So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:56Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:59Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:07:00Atta boy.
00:07:03Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:08Work?
00:07:09Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:12Are there any rules?
00:07:14Uh, rules?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16I get it.
00:07:18Mum's the word, right?
00:07:19Mum's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:23Well, you keep up the good work, right?
00:07:24And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:31While I was dealing with my life,
00:07:37I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:48Oh, boy.
00:07:49Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:55She play-o-drones?
00:07:57She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:59I know, like dinner.
00:08:00Yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh, and?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:07Who knew?
00:08:09I had to end it.
00:08:11Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:15So, Julie's baby's party's at 2.
00:08:17You're going to come, right?
00:08:20Uh, yeah.
00:08:21Sure.
00:08:30Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34One year later.
00:08:36One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:40Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:42We'll hang.
00:08:43No, no, no.
00:08:44I'm okay.
00:08:45Really.
00:08:46Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:49It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:51Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:57M.G.
00:08:58No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:09:02You, me, and Allie.
00:09:04We're family now.
00:09:05Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:09Head-on car crash.
00:09:10So awful.
00:09:12I should have remembered.
00:09:14I should have been there for him.
00:09:15We're bandmates.
00:09:17You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:19Hello, everyone.
00:09:32I'm Cassie.
00:09:34I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:36This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:39All right, let's get started.
00:09:41Arms above your head.
00:09:44Back foot at a 45-degree angle.
00:09:46Hands together.
00:09:48And look to the sky.
00:09:51Virabhadrasana 2.
00:09:53Warrior 2 pose.
00:09:55Open up.
00:09:57Adjust your foot back.
00:09:58Now squeeze your glutes and lift your abdomen.
00:10:04Arms up above your head.
00:10:06That's it.
00:10:07Now breathe.
00:10:08Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:11This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:16A little wider.
00:10:18That's it.
00:10:19Perfect.
00:10:19Thanks.
00:10:28Hey, you have amazing potential.
00:10:38You're kidding.
00:10:39No, not at all.
00:10:41You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:43It's nice to meet you.
00:10:45Cassie.
00:10:46I'm Cassie.
00:10:47I'm Melanie.
00:10:47Hi.
00:10:48All right, well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:51I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, totally.
00:10:54Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:10:58So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:08Oh, so you ready to settle down now?
00:11:11Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:14She's what happened to no strings.
00:11:16Shut up, okay?
00:11:17Really?
00:11:19Hi, cutie.
00:11:20Hey.
00:11:22Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:25Very funny.
00:11:27You know, you're my favorite cousin.
00:11:28I, you know, I'm serious, right?
00:11:30Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:31You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda, water, please.
00:11:34Barca soda, double vodka.
00:11:35Honey.
00:11:38Ah, thank you.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:41Here.
00:11:43Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:46You've got to admit it.
00:11:47You know, thanks for the tip.
00:11:48You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:53Come on.
00:11:53Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:56Maybe.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:12:00Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:02Look, guy or girl, you just got to take the plunge.
00:12:05Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:07Oh, really?
00:12:08So who are you seeing?
00:12:10Nobody.
00:12:11You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:12:14Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do.
00:12:16Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been, like, building an empire.
00:12:19Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own?
00:12:22Oh, God, no.
00:12:22Thank you, Ben.
00:12:24No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:26Trust fund?
00:12:26What trust fund?
00:12:28Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:30The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:33Every female in the family inherits a piece, and when she gets married, she gets to do whatever
00:12:37she wants with it.
00:12:38She gets to invest or travel, party, donate.
00:12:44I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:46So did I until the check showed up.
00:12:47Who's Myrna?
00:12:48Mm, she was our great-grandmother.
00:12:50She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:54And the trust paid for all of this.
00:12:56Yeah, put a down payment on the house, launched our catering business, and it got us a part-time
00:13:01nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business.
00:13:05Uh, just out of curiosity, how much do you girls get for, uh, a high knot?
00:13:10Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:15$450,000?
00:13:18This Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:23Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future, you know the trust only works if you get married
00:13:28to a guy.
00:13:29So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:33Otherwise, you're going to end up working for someone for the rest of your life.
00:13:36It just doesn't seem right.
00:13:39What do you mean, right?
00:13:41You deserve it.
00:13:42Get married.
00:13:43Get the money.
00:13:46While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:49I had some news of my own.
00:13:53Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah, I, uh, I kind of had to leave.
00:13:58I did a terrible thing.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:02He's sweet.
00:14:02He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:13Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:16What?
00:14:16And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:23Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:25Can't you do that?
00:14:28Ali!
00:14:30Hi, Oscar.
00:14:32How are you?
00:14:33Good, hi.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:39You look beautiful.
00:14:43Come on.
00:14:44I want to hear everything about L.A.
00:14:46Let me get you a drink.
00:14:47I did my part.
00:14:54Now it's up to Oscar.
00:15:01It's good to have you home.
00:15:03Just like old times.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:07You know, it feels good, being here.
00:15:10Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:12So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:15Ali.
00:15:16I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:25But I've always loved it here.
00:15:28There's just been one person missing.
00:15:30Oscar, please.
00:15:32I love you.
00:15:34I've always loved you.
00:15:35Ali.
00:15:35Will you marry me?
00:15:47I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:50Please say yes.
00:15:52My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:56Uh, is that a yes?
00:16:03He's so dependable.
00:16:05All those are dependable.
00:16:06I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:09Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:16Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:21Because...
00:16:21And then I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because, mom, I'm engaged.
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So you said you were...
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Yes, I lied.
00:16:47I totally lied, lied, lied, lied.
00:16:49And they were so happy.
00:16:53Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:58No freaking way.
00:17:00Oh, my goodness.
00:17:01His name just popped into my head, I swear.
00:17:04I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm going to need a drink first.
00:17:08We've got to do something.
00:17:09We?
00:17:09No, no, no.
00:17:10There's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiance.
00:17:12No.
00:17:12Come on.
00:17:13Look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh, God.
00:17:18Every second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26Let's get married.
00:17:27Huh?
00:17:28What?
00:17:28Who?
00:17:29You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family
00:17:35trust fund.
00:17:36$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy, that is.
00:17:39Huh.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:41Mel, is this true?
00:17:43Mm-hmm.
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:47Two brides, one groom.
00:17:49You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:53I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:55Mm-mm.
00:17:56No.
00:17:56Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:59I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:01You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love
00:18:10and eloped.
00:18:11Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:17I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:18:20Okay.
00:18:20Keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:22Okay, so then Allie and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:26I'm talking Grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:29Grandma would never have-
00:18:30Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:32Oh.
00:18:34Listen, ladies, the trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:43Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:47Oh, my God.
00:18:48This so is your lesbian fantasies.
00:18:49No, no, no.
00:18:51It is a career move.
00:18:52For all of us.
00:18:53So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:57It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal.
00:19:00Right.
00:19:01Oh, I don't know.
00:19:02My parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:19:05Now, Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:08Okay, produce a hit record, make it into big time.
00:19:11Yeah?
00:19:11Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:14Ben, wait.
00:19:14What do you get out of all this?
00:19:15Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:20And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:24Us.
00:19:25This little family of ours.
00:19:28I want that.
00:19:31You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:35Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:36We're not a couple.
00:19:37We're a trade.
00:19:38Miss semantics.
00:19:39Are we going to do this?
00:19:42You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:44Allie.
00:19:49Forgive me God.
00:19:53I'm in.
00:19:54So that was it.
00:19:56The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:58Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:02Cassie.
00:20:04Hey.
00:20:05Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:07No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:11I'm sorry.
00:20:12I switched it to 10.
00:20:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:14You weren't there.
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16Oh, sorry.
00:20:18Oh, I got it.
00:20:20You live on ocean.
00:20:21I live on dune.
00:20:22Oh, hey.
00:20:23Well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:24We should hang out sometime.
00:20:25Sure.
00:20:26Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:27Um, do you like biking?
00:20:29Love biking.
00:20:30Love, love, love it.
00:20:33Well, I meant biking.
00:20:34But, uh, actually, why don't you come over to my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:39Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:42Oh, Milo.
00:20:43Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach.
00:20:45So, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:48Oh, he's moving.
00:20:49Bummer.
00:20:51Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:53All right, cool.
00:20:54Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:00I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:03All right, cool.
00:21:04Well, I'll see you later, then.
00:21:06See you.
00:21:09Mel was submitting.
00:21:12Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:14Oh, shanty.
00:21:15So, listen, Mel.
00:21:17Try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:19Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:22Just make her laugh.
00:21:23That's what women want.
00:21:25What?
00:21:26Seriously?
00:21:27As if you know what women want.
00:21:28No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:31Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:33No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:35What if you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:37What do you mean?
00:21:38Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:41I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:46No big deal.
00:21:47He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:49No.
00:21:50Off with the scarf.
00:21:52Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:54Let's loosen this up.
00:21:56There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jeans, sister.
00:22:04We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:05Shh.
00:22:06Everybody.
00:22:07She's here.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:16Come on in.
00:22:16Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:25Hi.
00:22:25Hello.
00:22:25Nice to meet you.
00:22:26Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:27Oh, hi.
00:22:28Great earrings.
00:22:29Hey, where are you from?
00:22:29Malsazi teach yoga.
00:22:30Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:31How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:33Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:34Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:38A beer?
00:22:39No thanks.
00:22:39I teach Ashtanga yoga.
00:22:41And yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45Ready?
00:22:45Bye.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:46Oh.
00:22:47Thanks.
00:22:47Ladies, hi.
00:22:51Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place, and we were hoping you and
00:22:57your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:23:00Maybe some other time.
00:23:01Thank you, though.
00:23:03If you change your mind, we're here.
00:23:05As in, um, right here.
00:23:09Friendly neighbors.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:12You have no idea.
00:23:14Such a cute couple.
00:23:16Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:25So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:28Yes.
00:23:28And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:30Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:35Hi, good to see you.
00:23:37How are you?
00:23:39I'm good.
00:23:40Great, actually.
00:23:41You look good.
00:23:43You look happy.
00:23:44I am.
00:23:46What can I get you?
00:23:47I'm going to do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:50Come on, it's a Saturday.
00:23:53First date?
00:23:55Yes, kind of.
00:23:56Nervous?
00:23:57You can see that.
00:23:59Listen, I make a mean, skinny margarita.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02How about a tequila float?
00:24:04I highly recommend.
00:24:06All right, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:08Here's to a little first date.
00:24:10Good luck.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12These are beautiful.
00:24:13Okay, love.
00:24:14I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:19While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:25But who can blame her?
00:24:26Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:28She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:30I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:31Yeah, me too.
00:24:34I had a really good time.
00:24:37Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:40I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:42I'd love that.
00:24:57Okay, you're coming home with me.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:07I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:09I really, really like you.
00:25:32Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:39Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:42It's new.
00:25:42It's new.
00:25:46Touch, open up, wounded heart, always got you out of love.
00:25:58So you glide and you hide and believe that's who you are.
00:26:08Try that with me.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16One more time.
00:26:21That's nice.
00:26:21That's cool.
00:26:22I like that.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:24Hi.
00:26:25Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:30Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:32And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:34Hey.
00:26:35You see all the deal?
00:26:36That is so not any of your business.
00:26:39Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:41So you did?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43And it was amazing.
00:26:44Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:26:46Your advice?
00:26:47You know what?
00:26:47I'll tell you something.
00:26:48You are so full of shit.
00:26:50You know nothing about this, Hannah.
00:26:50I'm full of it?
00:26:51Yes, absolutely.
00:26:52Really?
00:26:52Uh-huh.
00:26:55Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:58Off to find our wedding rings.
00:27:05Let's find what we all like.
00:27:08Ben, come here.
00:27:09You're in on this too.
00:27:10Sure.
00:27:10Oh, that's nice.
00:27:14Allie, look.
00:27:15Oh my God, that's gorgeous.
00:27:17How about we just get something fake?
00:27:19Who's going to know the difference?
00:27:20My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:22You know, the least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:24Guys, give me some slack.
00:27:26It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:32Is that any way to talk to your fiance?
00:27:35Excuse me.
00:27:36Can we see these two?
00:27:39Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:40So, what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:48Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:55Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:56Oh my God, now that fits.
00:27:57Try it on.
00:27:59Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:28:02But no, no, no, we're just roommates.
00:28:05Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:07No, diamonds are forever.
00:28:08We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing, as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:15Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:16This is so expensive, you know?
00:28:24Wow, that is nice.
00:28:26Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:29You guys okay with that?
00:28:30Yeah, cool.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:35Be right back.
00:28:35We have the seating charts, the caterer, music, flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:44Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:47Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:50No.
00:28:50Here you go.
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:58And if that's your sperm donor, handsome devil.
00:29:02Great news about the demo, man.
00:29:12You're an artiste.
00:29:13It's a gift from job.
00:29:14It's going to be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:16Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:19Yeah, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:21Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:29:23You're shit.
00:29:25Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:28With a woman?
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30With a babe like Ali?
00:29:31Dude, no way.
00:29:32It just couldn't work.
00:29:32It'd be a waste.
00:29:35She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:36I mean, she's beautiful.
00:29:37She's smart.
00:29:39And that body is just sick.
00:29:41I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:44Ali, Ali, Ali.
00:29:46Oh, mmm.
00:29:47Cha, cha, cha.
00:29:49You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:51Wait, you want to ask Ali out?
00:29:54Yeah, maybe.
00:29:56Like on a date?
00:29:57Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed.
00:30:00Like a nice date.
00:30:01What's the problem?
00:30:02What's the problem?
00:30:03What are you thinking?
00:30:04I'm thinking she's hot, and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:09That's your job, dude.
00:30:10Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:12You guys never work.
00:30:15Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:16She just told me.
00:30:17You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:18Tragic.
00:30:19But it's her choice.
00:30:22We gotta respect that.
00:30:23So, the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:29My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:31She sent it.
00:30:32It was all getting very real.
00:30:35Dress rehearsal time.
00:30:36Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:41Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:44I was nervous as hell.
00:30:45I was nervous as hell.
00:30:46Who wouldn't be?
00:30:48Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:56So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:59You look incredibly beautiful.
00:31:01Oh, wow.
00:31:02Yeah, you do.
00:31:14Hey, Mel!
00:31:16Look!
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:18Julie did this.
00:31:23What are you guys looking at?
00:31:25Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:28Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:30Uh, my cousin.
00:31:32She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:35I'll be right there.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:39Nice dress.
00:31:41Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:43It's for, uh, musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:52Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:57that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:31:59to your roommate?
00:32:01No, sounds like an awesome date.
00:32:03Hey, dance with me.
00:32:04Come on, I need to practice.
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:34Melanie.
00:32:36Hey, what's up?
00:32:51Chad, I was...
00:32:52Uh, we're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:55Yep.
00:32:56Cool.
00:32:57Later.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Friend.
00:33:01Yeah, he's, uh, just a bass player.
00:33:04We work together.
00:33:05He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:33:06What a dog.
00:33:12I know, right?
00:33:14Total dog.
00:33:15I meant Ben.
00:33:17Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:19You know, sometimes I just want to sprinkle him, you know?
00:33:21Just...
00:33:22Oh, gorgeous, long time.
00:33:26Hey, Philippa.
00:33:27You smell good.
00:33:30You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:32No excuses, this is my birthday.
00:33:34I'm spinning.
00:33:34Yeah, sure.
00:33:36Fantastic.
00:33:37Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:40I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:40Let me guess.
00:33:47Another dorky music friend.
00:33:50Yeah, she...
00:33:52We just...
00:33:53Anybody want a beer?
00:33:55Shots of tequila?
00:33:57Several shots, maybe?
00:33:58Actually, I'm gonna go home.
00:34:00It's been a long night.
00:34:08That was a nightmare.
00:34:10Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:34:12Go talk to her.
00:34:25Oh, look at that.
00:34:26Mel's sweet talk to you.
00:34:31You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to Mom.
00:34:35And you, of course.
00:34:36You, then Cassie.
00:34:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girls.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:50I'm not.
00:34:51I'm not.
00:34:52I'm not.
00:34:53I'm not.
00:34:53I'm not.
00:34:54I'm not.
00:34:55Apart from some sci-drama at the club, our two weddings were moving along, right on schedule.
00:35:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:14Way, way better than most stag parties.
00:35:17Wedding rock.
00:35:19So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:35:22Hell yeah!
00:35:23Guys, we are not having a honeymoon.
00:35:25But, Mel darling, it's time.
00:35:31What, now?
00:35:33She's right, just do it.
00:35:35Just call Mommy dearest, tell her you got married, and hit the hard lights, you're gonna do fine.
00:35:44Hello?
00:35:45Mommy, hi, it's Melanie.
00:35:48Sweetheart, how are you? I was just gonna call you.
00:35:52I have some news.
00:35:52Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:55No, Mom, I, um, I got married.
00:35:59And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:36:01No, it's true, we had a simple ceremony last night.
00:36:04Yeah, Mom, I'm married.
00:36:06Dan! Pick up the phone! Right now!
00:36:10I got married!
00:36:10Oh, God damn it, Dan!
00:36:11What's this about married?
00:36:12Yes, Ben and I were so in love, we couldn't wait.
00:36:17So, our friend Steven, he's a minister.
00:36:18We got married here today to bring together Mel, Ben, and holy matrimony.
00:36:24Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man?
00:36:35Oh, I do.
00:36:36You may kiss the bride.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38Ali was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos, which was really weird because nobody knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:41Oh, yeah, it was so spiritual. Magical, almost. I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know, friends like these. Ben feels the same way.
00:36:50Bye, husband.
00:36:51Not yet.
00:36:52Bye, okay.
00:36:53Not yet.
00:36:54Mel, seriously, cut the crap, all right? You got married.
00:37:00Yes, Daddy.
00:37:01Mazel tov. I mean, to who? Nick?
00:37:04No.
00:37:05That drama? Vince?
00:37:07No, no, not Vanessa. I mean, Vince. Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate. We're in love. So, I said, um, Doc.
00:37:16What the heck? That's something that you say when you buy a sandwich, not get married. I mean, besides, isn't he a gay?
00:37:25No, Daddy, he's not a gay, okay? Stop it.
00:37:28I always knew there was something going on between the two of you.
00:37:31Benjamin. I remember him. Yeah, yeah, sorta. Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:39Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:41Irish Catholic? Good in him. What's he do?
00:37:46Sound designer, com-computer stuff.
00:37:49Wonderful, he's employed!
00:37:51Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:53Um, he's a great guy. Handsome, smart.
00:37:58When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:38:00Never. Er, I mean, next year, maybe? Give, just, give everyone my love, okay? Bye, Mom. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bye!
00:38:08Oh, my God! Oh, sweet! Oh, God, I have so much to do!
00:38:15You go, you go, you go, you go.
00:38:17Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38:21Mmm. They sounded so happy. All because of a wedding. Wow.
00:38:27How many friends share a ring?
00:38:29And a girl.
00:38:30Mm-hmm.
00:38:38Shit. Here, I'll sing a little part.
00:38:42Mm, mm-hmm.
00:38:59You like it?
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:03for you. Yeah, I thought
00:39:06I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:39:10My mom always said
00:39:12I was an idiot, you know,
00:39:14for, uh, for hurting you.
00:39:18My mom is a wonderful person.
00:39:25And so was your dad.
00:39:29I can't imagine
00:39:30what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:33You guys,
00:39:36I need your help.
00:39:38We have thank yous to write.
00:39:40I'm on it.
00:39:44Aw.
00:39:50You two playing together
00:39:51reminds me of our first gig freshman year.
00:39:54We were terrible.
00:39:56He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:59He was just kind of young.
00:40:03Come on, Goober.
00:40:13He's sweet, baby, girl.
00:40:17Te ves hermosa, hija.
00:40:19Hermosa.
00:40:20Mama, por favor, please.
00:40:21You said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:23It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:25My youngest is getting married.
00:40:28Mom, it's come up.
00:40:28It's coming.
00:40:29Mama, please, please.
00:40:31Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:33Oh, my God.
00:41:03Friend of the bride?
00:41:12Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:14For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:17I know what you mean.
00:41:18First of all, do you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:22take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:24be your locally what it is?
00:41:33Do you feel different?
00:41:55I don't know.
00:42:00How do you feel?
00:42:02Me?
00:42:03Uh, starving.
00:42:05Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:42:08It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:42:10Right.
00:42:11Sorry.
00:42:11All right.
00:42:26Really?
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:28We're lost, awakened, digging up all the skeletons, and we'll never get too far until we accept forgiveness.
00:42:41So many letters and so many words, so many hearts are bruised by the words, and we have taught our children to live by, and we call people by the color of their skin.
00:42:57Excuse me. Gather around, please. Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:09We are so happy for both of you, and we welcome you, Ben, to our family. Even if yours isn't here anymore, don't you worry, son.
00:43:23We're your family now.
00:43:27They would make my mom and dad really happy.
00:43:38Wow, my character really has a way with women.
00:43:41Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:43Stand full of beauty and art. Stand full of love and stand full of love and stand full of love.
00:43:53Wow!
00:43:53You guys look crazy at Toure J.
00:43:56What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:44:03Three blenders.
00:44:04Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted titanium heads or 10-speed.
00:44:11That's the golf club's house.
00:44:12Weed whacker?
00:44:14Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:16Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:18We'll give you some space.
00:44:23I don't quite know how to say this, but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:44:28Just as friends, totally as friends.
00:44:30What? Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:32And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:38Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor,
00:44:41but Ben and I just had this small, intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:46Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:48It's not real, it's just for the demo.
00:44:51Wait, what's going on here? I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:54I am, we are, on the same page.
00:44:56I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:59Okay, this is insane.
00:45:00You know how I feel, and you went and staged a fake marriage for money,
00:45:04and I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:45:07Listen.
00:45:07No, you listen.
00:45:09I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality,
00:45:11and your high sugar diet, which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:15But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife, for that matter,
00:45:17or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:19Are you polygamists?
00:45:21Is that what you are?
00:45:23Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:25I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah,
00:45:26but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:28No, we are not polygamists.
00:45:30Why does everybody think that?
00:45:31Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:45:36I don't know, I'd call that crowded.
00:45:39I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:41So, I'm leaving.
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders, and your weed whackers,
00:45:46and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:49Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up!
00:45:52Oh, yeah.
00:45:56Oh, you're not my daughter!
00:45:59And who might you be?
00:46:01I'm us.
00:46:01Oh, my, those shorts are very short.
00:46:08Sweetheart!
00:46:10Sweetheart!
00:46:11Mom!
00:46:12As soon as we heard, we just had to come.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:17They ambushed me.
00:46:19Hi!
00:46:19I made a brisket.
00:46:22Wouldn't let me bring it on the plane.
00:46:25Oh, my God!
00:46:30I'm so happy.
00:46:31I gotta get a drink.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:36Don't get the running range.
00:46:38Mine's still on.
00:46:39Stuck.
00:46:40Go get some pictures.
00:46:41The wedding pictures.
00:46:43So, how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my, um, uh, personal trainer.
00:46:47I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:46:49It's fit size for you.
00:46:51I'm sorry.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:52Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the present?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day for, uh, Mel and Ben.
00:46:59Oh.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:02Bring it in, buddy.
00:47:03We got some drinking to do.
00:47:05Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:08Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:47:12Honey.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:16Mm.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Mm.
00:47:19Ben.
00:47:20So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24Happened kind of fast.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:29They passed away.
00:47:30Oh, I am so sorry, but, well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:36Thanks.
00:47:36That feels good.
00:47:38Oh, so where were those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:52Wait, wait, wait, wait a sec.
00:47:54Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there and hide all the pictures
00:47:57of me and Cassie?
00:47:58Go ahead.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00You want to help?
00:48:02Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:03Okay, what am I supposed to do?
00:48:04I don't know.
00:48:05Okay, Mel.
00:48:06Go, go, go, hey!
00:48:15Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:48:17I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:20Well, they were tripped out of a wedding.
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:26Try all weekend.
00:48:28This was not in my prenup.
00:48:31Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:33Mm-hmm.
00:48:38Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:40Okay, buddy?
00:48:41Come on!
00:48:44So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:49Hmm?
00:48:49Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:52No, sir.
00:48:53No.
00:48:53We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:56I mean, uh, not.
00:48:57It's so pretty.
00:49:00Tiny.
00:49:01Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy.
00:49:04And he would, like, it was, like, kind of like a bottle, and he would, like, put the condom over the...
00:49:09Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:10Hmm.
00:49:11I'll take a sinker.
00:49:14So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't free the word.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:20If that's what you need, is a safe condom.
00:49:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:30I'm so sorry.
00:49:31I should have told you before.
00:49:33You're in pretty deep.
00:49:34Sandy Rothman, mother of broad.
00:49:48And, uh, you are, uh, Allie's boyfriend?
00:49:53Uh, hi, Oscar.
00:49:56Oh, my gosh, hi.
00:49:57Uh, what are you doing here?
00:49:59I was in the city on business, and I thought I dropped in.
00:50:02Ah, you're coming to meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie.
00:50:04And her husband.
00:50:05Been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:50:07Like, how long?
00:50:07Like, forever, right?
00:50:08Just a couple days?
00:50:09Um, you know, right now is really not a good time, so you should just...
00:50:12Looks like a party to me.
00:50:14Hey, hey, Oscar.
00:50:15Buddy, uh, it's great to see you.
00:50:17Uh, hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:21Uh, hey, Mom, the, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:24Oh, how sweet.
00:50:26Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:28I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:29Oh, hi.
00:50:30Sheila Rothman.
00:50:32Oh, hi.
00:50:33Hey, uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:35Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:37Uh, uh, of course not.
00:50:38Sweetheart, I'm Jewish.
00:50:40Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:42Oh, yeah.
00:50:42You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:44Now, Giulio, you like to salsa.
00:50:46I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:49Let's show him how it's done.
00:50:50I'm sorry.
00:50:51And of course the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual, carrying our mail.
00:51:03Dan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:51:05Bride?
00:51:06In this place, you've got to be kidding.
00:51:10Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:13Always gets a party going.
00:51:25Max!
00:51:26No, no, no, stop!
00:51:29Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family.
00:51:31And keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:32There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:34Ben, wait!
00:51:59Hmm.
00:52:01Check's right here.
00:52:03Morton's had it.
00:52:03Just stop eating that.
00:52:05Just stop.
00:52:06Should we open it?
00:52:07No, no, no, no.
00:52:07Let's wait for Allie.
00:52:17I love that, Cassie.
00:52:19You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:22Not that I know of.
00:52:24So I'm a little confused.
00:52:26Who'd you say got married?
00:52:28Julie and her husband, Pablo.
00:52:30Uh, the whole family came in for a little, uh, reunion, celebration, baby shower.
00:52:37How nice.
00:52:37Oh, my goodness!
00:52:38Oh, my goodness!
00:52:39Get up there!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:40No, no, no.
00:52:41Oh, sweet.
00:52:43Max, stop!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh, my goodness!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48What an affectionate dog you have here!
00:52:51No, no, no!
00:52:53Oh, oh, oh, dear.
00:52:55Oh, my goodness.
00:52:56I'm so sorry.
00:52:57Let me help you out.
00:52:57Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:59Are you mad?
00:53:01I don't like lying.
00:53:03I just want to make it right with you.
00:53:05Mm, okay.
00:53:18I gotta go.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:23You know, I am having a pretty good time.
00:53:26And much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:30Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:32How are you holding up?
00:53:33Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:37Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you we couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow, so we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:44And it just got worse.
00:53:46You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:48No, no, no.
00:53:49Of course not.
00:53:49The more family, the better.
00:53:51We won't be any bother.
00:53:54And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:56Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:01Very recently, in fact.
00:54:02Uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:04Of course.
00:54:05Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:11I'm sorry.
00:54:11They never stayed.
00:54:12Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:15I'll try to catch her.
00:54:18Cassie?
00:54:19Night, Ben, dear.
00:54:20I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:32Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:36Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:41You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:43I'm so jumpy.
00:54:44Open it, open it.
00:54:44Allie, I'll be fine.
00:54:45Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:52You mean Mel's and Ben's room?
00:54:54Right.
00:54:55Am I giving me a minute?
00:54:55Sure.
00:55:01Oh, yeah.
00:55:03Oh, yeah, baby.
00:55:06Woo!
00:55:07Ha, ha!
00:55:07Yes!
00:55:09Yes!
00:55:12Oh, this money is going to change our lives.
00:55:15Mel, I would marry you again any day.
00:55:23Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:55:30How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:31What?
00:55:33Never mind.
00:55:33I'm just kidding.
00:55:45Ow!
00:55:48What was that?
00:55:50You pit!
00:55:51As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:55Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:59Viagra guacamole or not, they were both just jerks.
00:56:02Ten years of friendship.
00:56:03I want an annulment.
00:56:11Is everything okay?
00:56:13Oh, honey.
00:56:14When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:18I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:21Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:25She never wants to see me again.
00:56:26I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:28I have.
00:56:30Much worse, in fact.
00:56:31Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:33After what happened in college, Ali's never gonna forgive me.
00:56:36And as for my best friend, Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:41Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:47Ali, we need to talk.
00:56:49We were drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:52Of course you were excited.
00:56:53Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:57While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:57:01How could you?
00:57:02Ali, please.
00:57:03I'm sorry.
00:57:04No, you know what?
00:57:04You are so full of shit.
00:57:06Both of you.
00:57:08Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing.
00:57:11All right?
00:57:11She figured things out on her own.
00:57:12And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:16I'm staying at Stevens until I can find a place of my own.
00:57:19You, sweetheart, we have bagels, mocks, and coffee.
00:57:23All we need is you.
00:57:25Bon appetit.
00:57:26You know, you were roommates first.
00:57:33I'll move out.
00:57:34Maybe then Ali will come back.
00:57:38We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:40That was it.
00:57:41We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:43And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:46They say I got my father's laughter
00:57:54But my mama's attitude
00:57:57As soon as I know what I'm after
00:58:01I can feel them working too
00:58:03Photographs and books and leather
00:58:07Inner chest beneath my bed
00:58:10Memories keep me together
00:58:14I remember when they said
00:58:15Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:20Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:23Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:26If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:29I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:33That I loved you, have meant nothing
00:58:36No matter what, you can rise above
00:58:39Cause you are stardust, stardust
00:58:43I was staying with Steven
00:58:47Starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:58:51I was staying with Steven
00:58:58Starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:59:04You can stay with me as long as you want to
00:59:06But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease
00:59:21Okay, give me a second
00:59:24So I finally called Mel back
00:59:26She said she said she had something to tell me
00:59:28In person
00:59:29Hey Mel, I got your message
00:59:34I'm so, so sorry
00:59:36No, no, no, I overreacted
00:59:38No, you had absolutely every right
00:59:41And then I got an even bigger surprise
00:59:44There he was
00:59:45Guess Mel surprised us both
00:59:46Mr. Wonderful
00:59:48So I asked you guys to come here
00:59:55Because I really wanted to tell you something
00:59:56In person
00:59:58With the trust money
01:00:00I finished the demo
01:00:02And the label loved it
01:00:04They wanted to do a full album with us
01:00:07And they offered us a huge advance
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11That's amazing
01:00:12So with the trust money
01:00:13I wanted to give it back
01:00:14Since we don't need it anymore
01:00:16Are you guys okay with that?
01:00:17Yeah, of course
01:00:18Totally
01:00:18Ali, they loved your voice
01:00:20And Ben, your song
01:00:22The songs are from all of us
01:00:24The other thing I wanted to tell you was
01:00:26Since we're going to have all of this money
01:00:28Left over from the advance
01:00:31I put in a really lowball offer
01:00:33To my uncle to buy this house
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is
01:00:37He accepted
01:00:38When I lost you guys
01:00:42I actually realized how much you mean to me
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know
01:00:48For real this time
01:00:50Is that a yes?
01:00:54Yes, yes
01:00:55Come here
01:00:57Are you guys going to move back in?
01:00:59Because that would make me really, really happy
01:01:01Of course
01:01:02I mean, I can only speak for myself, so
01:01:04Yeah, yeah, no
01:01:05We'll make it work this time
01:01:06So that was it
01:01:07I forgave them
01:01:08There was a lot more at stake
01:01:10Than a drunken hookup
01:01:11It was time to get serious
01:01:12Put this behind us
01:01:13And make a hit record
01:01:14The label was bringing in
01:01:16A big time producer from London
01:01:17Everyone was nervous
01:01:19Especially me
01:01:20Hey, Bob
01:01:22It's Ben
01:01:23Sorry, Ben
01:01:24The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
01:01:27You won't mind giving a man, would you?
01:01:30Uh, no problem
01:01:31No, you're the producer
01:01:32Yes, I am
01:01:35Listen up, everybody
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do
01:01:39So let's get cracking
01:01:41Hello, trickle
01:01:43What are you doing?
01:01:44He's such a prick
01:01:45Well, the label thinks he's a god
01:01:48He produced seven multi-platin records
01:01:50Is that me?
01:01:50Yeah
01:01:51We all got down to making some serious music
01:02:07Ben got a promotion
01:02:15And more deadlines than ever
01:02:17So he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us
01:02:20And hearing the songs that he wrote come to life
01:02:22That was beautiful
01:02:39May I?
01:02:42Please
01:02:43Cassie and I were in the same boat
01:02:46We were both betrayed
01:02:48She took off on a yoga retreat
01:02:49And I was writing music non-stop
01:02:51Mostly about love and broken hearts
01:02:54No one knew they were really all about Ben
01:02:56Blessing kisses burning like December
01:03:03Freezing in our minds
01:03:09We remember
01:03:11Time pulls on my heartstrings
01:03:16Take me under
01:03:18Me under
01:03:20What do you guys think?
01:03:31It was awesome
01:03:31Shit, it's Cassie
01:03:34In Costa Rica
01:03:35Hey
01:03:36Hi
01:03:47How's Costa Rica?
01:03:49It's good
01:03:50It's good
01:03:50Yeah
01:03:52Having a great time out here
01:03:53I just wanted to call and say hi
01:03:56And tell you that I've been thinking about you
01:04:01And really thinking about us
01:04:04I'm so, so sorry
01:04:05I know after everything that happened
01:04:09And I was, I was really disappointed
01:04:13And extremely hurt
01:04:16I haven't felt the way I feel about you
01:04:20In a really long time
01:04:21And it's a beautiful thing
01:04:27And I really don't want to give up on us
01:04:31I, uh, I really want to make this work
01:04:35I miss you
01:04:39I miss you too
01:04:41We'll talk soon
01:04:42Alright, bye
01:04:45So, Cassie and I are talking again?
01:04:53Good
01:04:54I'm so scared of messing this up
01:04:56I'll just be honest
01:04:58And try to get her back
01:04:59That's the plan
01:05:00You guys are so cute
01:05:03Sorry
01:05:06Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:12Well, whoever it was, thank you
01:05:13That evening, it was our last day of recording
01:05:31Things in the studio weren't going very well
01:05:33You okay?
01:05:38Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:41Alright, here we go, everyone
01:05:43Last track
01:05:45You ready, Ali?
01:05:48Yeah
01:05:49This is it
01:05:50This is a big one
01:05:50I can feel it
01:05:52I can feel the magic
01:05:53Hit me with it
01:05:54Blazing kisses burning like December
01:06:04It's alright, no worries
01:06:07Let's, uh, one more time, yeah?
01:06:10You got it
01:06:11Blazing kisses burning like December
01:06:16Believe me, gentlemen
01:06:23She's not normally like this
01:06:25Ali, come on
01:06:28Get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:30These people want to pay for your next record
01:06:32Yeah, yeah, okay
01:06:33Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:36I'm going in
01:06:36Hey, just lay down those vocals and count
01:06:53Just in case
01:06:54Mm-hmm
01:06:54Blazing kisses burning like December
01:07:02Blazing kisses burning like December
01:07:09Freezing in our minds, do we remember?
01:07:17Me and my time pulls on my heartstrings
01:07:22Say, meander, meander
01:07:26Why, wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:07:32You take me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:38Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down
01:07:42Lift me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:45Higher and higher and bring me down, down
01:07:49Be my, my, my daydream
01:07:53Touch every piece of me
01:07:56Give me my, my, my daydream
01:08:01Hit it by locking key
01:08:04Be my, my, my daydream
01:08:08Touch every piece of me
01:08:11Give me my, my, my daydream
01:08:16Hit it by locking key
01:08:19Dream my
01:08:20Congratulations, everybody
01:08:32That is what I call a hit record
01:08:34Time to sub-shapé
01:08:36You were awesome
01:08:46I was dying in there, thank you
01:08:48No, no, no, you did all the hard work
01:08:50She is brilliant
01:08:52Brilliant, I tell you
01:08:53I cannot wait to record a solo album with her
01:08:56You'll be involved in some way, of course
01:08:58Hey, Bob
01:09:02You know when you lay down the track
01:09:04Can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:06Because the highs are starting to feel a little high
01:09:09Yeah, it's Ben
01:09:10And I'm not the tech
01:09:12Ah, yeah
01:09:13Sorry, roger that
01:09:15Ben
01:09:16Um, I'll get one of my guys on it
01:09:18Uh, Kenny?
01:09:20Ben
01:09:20What?
01:09:23Ah, gentlemen, look
01:09:25You were magnificent
01:09:27Thank you, it was nerve-wracking
01:09:30Well, get used to it
01:09:32Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu
01:09:35And, uh, one of my A&R guys is in from London
01:09:39So I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos
01:09:41Well, I'm, uh, I'm sorry
01:09:46I, uh, I don't think I can go
01:09:49Uh, well, yeah, listen, babe
01:09:55That's, uh, it's business
01:09:57The head of the label's gonna be there
01:09:59Okay
01:10:00Business
01:10:02I'll pick you up at eight
01:10:05All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking
01:10:10Gentlemen
01:10:11Let's get some shoppers down our necks
01:10:14Just admit it
01:10:22You're still mad about what happened in college
01:10:24As if I care
01:10:26That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago
01:10:29Tuesday
01:10:30Yeah, see, I'll never live that down
01:10:34Why should you?
01:10:36You were a jerk
01:10:37Yeah, boy, here we go
01:10:38With you and Mal, there were circumstances
01:10:41But in college, you were just a jerk
01:10:43Come on, Allie
01:10:44What? So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:10:49What are you talking about?
01:10:50Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:52It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with
01:10:55Uh, yes it is
01:10:57We're married
01:10:59Only when it suits you
01:11:00We need to put the past behind us
01:11:05Be reasonable
01:11:06I am a woman
01:11:07I don't have to be reasonable
01:11:09And that's why you love us
01:11:12Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:17She's such a prick
01:11:19Nigel actually cares about me
01:11:24Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks
01:11:26And he cares about one thing
01:11:28And you know exactly what that is
01:11:30I've cared about you for years
01:11:33Hey, you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy
01:11:36Like two seconds after we broke up
01:11:38That was to make you jealous
01:11:40Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:42Quiet
01:11:42Quiet, everybody
01:11:43It's gonna happen
01:11:44It's gonna happen now
01:11:44He is not good enough for you
01:11:47No one is
01:11:49According to you
01:11:51Things are finally starting to look up for me
01:11:55And I thought you'd be happy for me
01:11:57I am happy for you
01:12:01You deserve all of it
01:12:05Come on, Ben
01:12:07We both know
01:12:10You'll never know how to be serious
01:12:13I think I'm losing you
01:12:17I've never been more serious in my life
01:12:20We may be a little different
01:12:22But
01:12:23But
01:12:23We're a family, okay?
01:12:26Nobody can deny that
01:12:27And we love each other
01:12:32You hurt me
01:12:34I know, I know
01:12:35And I want to make it up to you
01:12:38For the rest of my life
01:12:40Marry me
01:13:04No, I mean it
01:13:07No, marry me for real this time
01:13:09I can't
01:13:10I can't imagine one day in my life
01:13:12Without you
01:13:13In the same room
01:13:15In the same bed
01:13:16No, you
01:13:17Me
01:13:18Mel
01:13:19Cassie
01:13:20All of us
01:13:21Marry me
01:13:27Is that a yes?
01:13:33Yes, yes, say yes
01:13:35You're crazy
01:13:36Come here
01:13:37I love you
01:13:38Yes
01:13:39Yes
01:13:40Yes
01:13:41Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:43Yes
01:13:46Okay, awesome, Ben
01:13:52I think this calls for a celebration
01:13:53So just like that
01:14:01We all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted
01:14:05We all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted
01:14:05Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket
01:14:16Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket
01:14:19They were really back together
01:14:20Maybe our dreams will come true
01:14:26At least we're having a great life while trying
01:14:29So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows
01:14:32So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors
01:14:34We all got down to making some serious music
01:14:39Cassie moved in
01:14:41Max finally has a playmate
01:14:45I know we're a little different
01:14:57But no matter what anyone else says
01:15:00I wouldn't trade these guys for anything
01:15:02This is family
01:15:04This is my tribe
01:15:07Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:26You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:15:29And I love the way you are, yeah
01:15:32Shout out way to fast like DJ Khaled
01:15:35You don't make your cake, no one else but we
01:15:37Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:15:40See you girl, move it, move it
01:15:41Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:15:43Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:15:46On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:15:48That song, it makes me think of you and I
01:15:50On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:15:54That song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:15:56Cause there's always tomorrow
01:15:57Cause there's always tomorrow
01:16:03Cause there's always tomorrow
01:16:12Cause there's always tomorrow
01:16:14Cause there's always tomorrow
01:16:19Just there's always tomorrow
01:16:25Just there's always tomorrow
01:16:31Just there's always tomorrow
01:16:37Just there's always tomorrow
01:16:41Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:45You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:16:48And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:51Shout out way to fast like DJ Khaled
01:16:54You don't make your cake, no one else but we
01:16:56Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:16:59See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:00Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:02Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:05Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:07Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:16Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:18You don't make your cake, no one else but we
01:17:21Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:23See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:25Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:27Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:30On and on and on the DJ, keep playing
01:17:31A song, it makes me think of you and I
01:17:33On and on and on the DJ, keep playing
01:17:37A song, why do I have to say goodbye
01:17:39Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:41Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:46Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:52Just there's always tomorrow
01:17:58There's always tomorrow
01:18:01There's always tomorrow
01:18:02There's always tomorrow
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