00:02That he never quits, no matter how bad it gets.
00:05That stubbornness, it's what makes him.
00:09If two of your duplicates hook up with each other, is that incest, narcissism, or both?
00:15You're really expecting me to answer that?
00:17Do you ever think your work goes unnoticed?
00:20Yes. And that's fine. People don't need to know my name. They just need to make it home.
00:25Help me, human. What gave you the courage or the stupidity to stand before me?
00:30Um, Cecil promised me hazard pay, sir.
00:33Debbie, did you and Nolan ever have a dog?
00:36No, we never did. Um, Nolan never wanted one.
00:40Is that because Nolan thought one pet in the house was enough?
00:45Fuck you.
00:46What's the worst part of being Invincible's best friend?
00:48Explain to professors why Mark's never in class. Honestly, at this point I should be getting paid.
00:53If you found a perfect world, would you stay there?
00:56It wouldn't matter. Nothing is perfect until Mark Grayson is erased from every version of existence.
01:02Weren't you the guy who gave his kid the brightest day of his life?
01:05Suck your mouth, Mitch. Invincible killed my family, not me.
01:09Do you think Earth can survive the Viltrumites?
01:11Oh, totally. I mean, you'll probably lose, horribly, but hey, it's the trying that counts, right?
01:17Do you ever regret walking out on the Guardians?
01:19No. You don't regret leaving a single ship. You regret staying on board.
01:25How do you sleep at night making the calls that you do?
01:27On a good fucking mattress. The world keeps spinning because I make those calls.
01:32Would you say people trust you now?
01:34Oh, absolutely. Parents let me babysit. Sometimes they even get their children back.
01:40Why do you think people don't take you seriously?
01:42Because they're jealous. I mean, come on. Try competing with this face and tell me you wouldn't be bitter, too.
01:47Do you believe Mercy has a place in Conquest?
01:51Mercy is what keeps you alive while I'm talking. Nothing more.
01:55If I kissed you right now, what are the chances I'd get arrested?
01:58About as high as the chance I'd break your neck first.
02:02Be honest. Did you really choose this body to get closer to Monster Girl or because it gave you the perfect alibi to Banger without getting arrested?
02:09No comment.
02:10What is the hardest part about being Invincible's brother?
02:13He never lets me do anything fun. He's like, Oliver, don't jump off the roof.
02:16But I could fly, Mark.
02:18What's it like dating a superhero?
02:19Oh, it's great. Weight-based, sudden bailouts, random alien attacks during dinner. Every girl's dream, right?
02:26What does being Invincible mean to you?
02:28Honestly, it's kind of a bad name. I get wrecked almost every week.
02:34You're harder on the new Guardians than anyone else. Why?
02:36Because out there, hesitation kills. If they can't handle the truth from me, they'll never handle the battlefield.
02:41What's the difference between you and a natural disaster?
02:45Intention. A quake cannot choose its victim. But I fucking can.
02:50Ray? You here? We're gonna start soon.
02:53Oh, shit. Please be a bug.
02:57Do you ever get tired of working together?
02:59Every fucking second of every fucking gain.
03:02The feeling's mutual. But admit it, I make you look good.
03:05What's the heaviest burden of living forever?
03:07That everyone else doesn't.
03:09Every friendship, every love, ends with me standing over their grave.
03:13What do you think separates you from the men you overthrew?
03:15They took power to feed themselves. I took it to feed my family.
03:19Doesn't make me clean, just makes me different.
03:20Do you feel anything for the humans you've killed?
03:23Feelings are for equals. Humans are fragile, temporary.
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