Our Love Can't Exist - Full Episodes

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00:00:01Come on, Pepper, runnin' late.

00:00:07Why do we have to walk?

00:00:09Why don't we have a car?

00:00:13Because we can't afford a car.

00:00:15Daddy, are we poor?

00:00:20When I was younger, I had a lot of cars and money.

00:00:22But no love.

00:00:24Now I don't have money, but I have you and Mommy.

00:00:28And that's more important to me than all the cars in the world.

00:00:31I love you.

00:00:38Now go.

00:00:39Hey!

00:00:40Are you okay?

00:00:41Does anything hurt?

00:00:42No.

00:00:43No.

00:00:44No.

00:00:45No.

00:00:46Well, no.

00:00:58Freeze.

00:01:00Motherfucker.

00:01:01Oh!

00:01:02Hey!

00:01:03hey are you okay is anything hurt get away from my daughter you sick pervert oh hey hey wait a

00:01:12minute okay hey stay away from them okay just be careful back off or i'll call the cops tell them

00:01:18some pedophile is hanging around outside the school daddy

00:01:23okay all right just just calm down all right it just saved your daughter from being hit by

00:01:32car just trying to help oh really yeah because it looked to me like you were trying to cop a field

00:01:38you sicko what do you do just hang around outside schools looking to grab little girls

00:01:43leave my dad alone you talk to me with respect you dirty little brat you're not in your trailer

00:01:52park anymore stop it she's nine darcy do you know this little girl i don't want you to talk to her

00:02:01i don't want you to look at her i don't want you to be friends with her she's beneath you

00:02:05she's dirty white trash

00:02:08okay that's enough

00:02:15oh god he hit me he hit me what's going on principal stevens that man assaulted me and tried to grab my

00:02:25daughter no i i just saved her daughter i'm the crossing guard i know you're the crossing guard

00:02:30that creeps us all out all of our other guards are retired seniors why aren't you out looking for

00:02:36a real job he does it to stare at the kids all right i've had enough of you you're fired

00:02:45let's get him away from my school

00:02:47no

00:02:50please please not in front of my daughter daddy please

00:02:54daddy

00:02:55mr parker you're not an easy man to find but it's an honor to finally meet you

00:03:17my last name's harrington it's not parker you have the wrong guy

00:03:23well that's pretty obvious i assure you we have the right man

00:03:28we just need a word sir about what he's just a messed up loser

00:03:33yeah why would you ever bow down to someone like him

00:03:36they're right you shouldn't have to bow down to me you can go now

00:03:40i'm not leaving until we talk

00:03:42hey

00:03:44slut

00:03:45you dare

00:03:46you made a mistake he's just a messed up pedophile

00:03:51who hangs out around school

00:03:54wait what are you doing

00:04:00come on

00:04:04cover your eyes

00:04:06maybe karen's like you make mistakes

00:04:09i don't

00:04:10he is who i say he is and you will show me respect

00:04:14get off me you dumb bitch

00:04:16hold her down

00:04:18no

00:04:19no please i'm home

00:04:21you changed your last name but you were born jack parker

00:04:28the son of thomas parker

00:04:30the heir to prestige industries

00:04:33and now one of the richest men on earth

00:04:37mr parker

00:04:38what the hell you can't just come in here and beat up a parent

00:04:42not at my school don't worry it's not your school

00:04:46what are you talking about

00:04:49prestige industries is this school's primary dump

00:04:52which means you're five respect the call within an hour

00:04:59daddy are we really rich i need you to go inside okay honey go

00:05:11marie meyers senior legal counsel for your father's company

00:05:16yeah i figure

00:05:18you know that he disowned me when my mother died

00:05:21threw me out on the streets as a child

00:05:24i went from having everything to worrying if i was going to starve to death

00:05:28so you can go

00:05:30and tell my father that i want nothing to do

00:05:32i'm afraid i can't do that

00:05:34he's dead

00:05:37and his will

00:05:39he named you as his only heir

00:05:41i will never take my father's money

00:05:45i swore it on my mother's grave

00:05:47your vow to your mother is noble

00:05:49but what about your foster mother grace

00:05:51you could save her with that money

00:05:53they're gonna kick me out if i can't pay jack

00:05:59i need this machine to breathe

00:06:02i'll get the money

00:06:04i swear

00:06:06i know that money's due today

00:06:09your stay at home dad jack

00:06:11living off your wife's family

00:06:13you can't save grace without this money

00:06:16i will find it another way

00:06:19without taking a dime from that bastard

00:06:22now if you excuse me

00:06:23i need to go talk to some banks about a loan

00:06:26who is that guy

00:06:31that is the richest man on planet earth

00:06:35even if he won't admit it yet

00:06:46and so mother for your retirement

00:06:54my husband and i have gotten you this

00:06:57diamond necklace

00:07:01it's so stunning

00:07:05not as stunning as you agnes

00:07:07well our present is not as beautiful

00:07:16as my dear sisters

00:07:18but it is faster

00:07:20i hope it fits

00:07:25oh my

00:07:30is it to the maserati i wanted

00:07:34it's almost too much

00:07:38up next

00:07:42our youngest sister sophia

00:07:45and her husband

00:07:47jack

00:07:49oh

00:07:51happy retirement mom

00:07:53i'm sorry

00:07:55i didn't realize we were giving gifts today

00:07:57didn't realize

00:08:00or couldn't afford one

00:08:02sophia

00:08:04if you were having money problems

00:08:06we could have

00:08:07given you a loan

00:08:08you're such a good son-in-law

00:08:10unlike your husband sophia

00:08:13who didn't even bother to show up

00:08:15i don't know where he is

00:08:16i've been trying to get a hold of him all day but

00:08:18there must have been an emergency

00:08:20what kind of emergency could happen to a stay-at-home dad

00:08:23was there a life or death laundry disaster

00:08:26hey you mean nice to my dad

00:08:32or what

00:08:33you little half-peasant brat

00:08:35what's wrong with you

00:08:37she's a child

00:08:37exactly

00:08:38and i specifically put on my invitation to this party

00:08:42adults only

00:08:43i couldn't afford a sitter

00:08:45i don't know where he is

00:08:46i don't know where he is

00:08:47well here

00:08:48this should shut you up

00:08:49this should shut you up

00:08:50eh

00:08:50no prisha

00:08:52it's you

00:08:53it's you

00:08:53where are she so working

00:08:54i told you that

00:08:57oh jesus

00:08:59there is always something with you

00:09:01darling

00:09:01why don't you take the little urchin

00:09:04to where her crying won't ruin the party that she planned

00:09:06brilliant idea my love

00:09:08no no prisha where are you going

00:09:13she can't breathe

00:09:14no no prisha where are you going

00:09:18she can't breathe

00:09:21calm down my sweet sister-in-law

00:09:25you can't handle your spa

00:09:27you're going out

00:09:28leave her alone she's having an allergic reaction

00:09:31please prisha what are you going to do

00:09:38what are you doing

00:09:39pushing her

00:09:40something you can never do

00:09:42let her go she needs her everything

00:09:44oh calm down

00:09:46she couldn't die

00:09:48oh my god

00:09:50can you stop being so dramatic

00:09:52father you have to stop this please

00:09:55well she can come out

00:09:56when she starts behaving

00:09:57please

00:09:59hey i'm coming

00:10:01hey

00:10:02hey

00:10:04i'm coming

00:10:06what the hell is going on

00:10:17where is my daughter

00:10:23jack help

00:10:24hayley

00:10:25sophia

00:10:26i've got you

00:10:28i've got you

00:10:28it's okay

00:10:29daddy

00:10:30daddy

00:10:34i'm going to close your eyes

00:10:38for this okay

00:10:38you got this ready

00:10:40daddy

00:10:49daddy

00:10:49home chris

00:10:50she locks me in the closet

00:10:52what the hell is wrong with you

00:10:59you don't talk to my wife that way

00:11:01i was taking care of the child

00:11:03as sophia was having a hard time doing it

00:11:06and you just disappeared for the day

00:11:08you evil

00:11:09dad

00:11:09it's okay

00:11:10let's just go

00:11:11no

00:11:13we can't go yet

00:11:14i went to every bank in town today

00:11:17and not a single one gave me a loan

00:11:18i'll get the money

00:11:20i swear

00:11:21there's no other choice sophia

00:11:24agnes can i

00:11:28talk to you in private for a moment

00:11:30to apologize

00:11:31for coming late to my retirement party

00:11:34empty-handed

00:11:36looking like you just came from a construction site

00:11:39no

00:11:41oh

00:11:42to apologize

00:11:43for berating and embarrassing my sweet daughter

00:11:46in front of everyone

00:11:47it's just

00:11:50it's just what

00:11:51whatever it is you have to say

00:11:53you can say it before everyone

00:11:55agnes i need to borrow a hundred thousand dollars

00:12:01blaine gave me a diamond necklace

00:12:14and chad gave me a maserati

00:12:16but you come in here

00:12:18late to my retirement party

00:12:21my special day

00:12:23and ask me for money

00:12:26i'm sorry

00:12:27okay i wouldn't ask if it wasn't an emergency agnes

00:12:30it's my foster mother

00:12:32grace can't pay her medical bills

00:12:34and they're gonna kick her out

00:12:35if that happens

00:12:36she'll die

00:12:37i promise

00:12:38i promise okay

00:12:39i will pay you back as soon as i can

00:12:41with what

00:12:42what money chad

00:12:44you have nothing

00:12:45if she raised you

00:12:48she can't be worth saving

00:12:49and if i were her

00:12:52i'd just roll over and die

00:12:54mother that's horrible

00:12:56you don't raise your voice

00:12:57have you forgotten how to act

00:13:00in a polite society

00:13:01it's not her fault mother

00:13:03she married a peasant

00:13:04of course she's gonna pick up his manners

00:13:07honestly agnes

00:13:08you're a saint

00:13:09for letting someone like jack inside the house

00:13:11well

00:13:12wouldn't have

00:13:13except i thought he was here to mow my lawn

00:13:16in fact

00:13:19that's an idea

00:13:20if you want the money

00:13:22then you can work for me

00:13:24and clean up after my doggies

00:13:26jack don't do that

00:13:27they have no idea with one phone call

00:13:29i could have more money than they'll ever see in their lives

00:13:33but no

00:13:35i made a vow

00:13:36agnes if you give me the money

00:13:38i'll do whatever you ask me to

00:13:40okay

00:13:41i'll be your lawn boy

00:13:43i'll clean up after your dog's poop

00:13:45okay

00:13:45i just want to save my mom

00:13:47foster mom

00:13:49you're an orphan

00:13:50you have no family

00:13:52yes he does

00:13:54sophia

00:13:55be very careful

00:13:57you rely on my charity

00:13:59charity

00:14:00really

00:14:01you work her 80 hours a week at your company

00:14:03and yet you pay her next to nothing

00:14:05daddy

00:14:06how dare you

00:14:09come in here and tell me

00:14:11how to treat my daughter

00:14:12you are a freeloading

00:14:15con man who stole her away from me

00:14:18if you want the money

00:14:20to save your precious little fake mommy

00:14:23then you can get down on your knees

00:14:26and beg me for a job

00:14:28jack don't

00:14:29don't do that

00:14:30it's fine

00:14:32it's only the second worst way to get the money

00:14:36what can possibly be worse than this

00:14:38i will never take my father's money

00:14:40i swore it on my mother's grave

00:14:42breaking a vow

00:14:44agnes

00:14:53i beg you

00:14:55can i get a job please

00:14:57beg me

00:14:59to pick up my dog's feces

00:15:02can i please pick up your dog's feces

00:15:06now tell me that you're a horrible son-in-law

00:15:11i'm a horrible son-in-law

00:15:14and tell me that you're a horrible husband

00:15:17mother stop

00:15:19i'm a horrible husband

00:15:21now i want you to tell me

00:15:24that you're a horrible father

00:15:27to a little monster

00:15:28no

00:15:36what

00:15:37i'm not gonna say that

00:15:40and fuck you for asking me

00:15:42how dare you

00:15:46now

00:15:57get out

00:15:58of my house

00:16:00i will

00:16:03in a moment

00:16:05jack what are you doing

00:16:07getting the money

00:16:08the worst way possible

00:16:10and tell my father that i want nothing to do with it

00:16:13jack

00:16:16some things are worth breaking a vow for

00:16:19miss myers

00:16:25i've changed my mind

00:16:28i agree to your terms

00:16:29i'll become my father's heir

00:16:31what

00:16:32father

00:16:33i thought he was an orphan

00:16:35what's he talking about

00:16:38i don't know

00:16:39i'll explain everything later okay

00:16:44right now i gotta go save my foster mom

00:16:47hey beautiful

00:16:58you care taking care of mommy while i'm gone

00:17:00that's my girl

00:17:05and as for the rest of you

00:17:07i'll be dealing with you later

00:17:10because i think my ride's here

00:17:12thanks for the cake

00:17:14someone picking you up in a scooter

00:17:16oh i know

00:17:18a skateboard for two

00:17:20the driveways

00:17:21the other way

00:17:22i'm aware mother

00:17:25oh and uh

00:17:26sorry about your rose garden

00:17:28what about

00:17:30you destroyed my garden

00:17:44that's my dad

00:17:58sir

00:17:59your ride of waste

00:18:01congrats

00:18:15you now own prestige industries

00:18:16no one knew your father was ill before he died

00:18:20he changed towards the end

00:18:22his biggest regret was abandoning you

00:18:25he wanted you to have this

00:18:28i never wanted to take my father's money

00:18:30but if it saved my foster mother

00:18:32i have to take it

00:18:33is it possible for me to get the hundred thousand today

00:18:36you were one of the richest men in the world

00:18:39and the amount of time it took for us to walk down this hallway

00:18:42you've made that much money

00:18:44this is your black diamond card

00:18:48it's the only one like it in the world

00:18:50and it's yours

00:18:51you could literally buy a small country with it

00:18:54i need this machine to breathe

00:19:00why don't we have a car

00:19:01somebody talk like this

00:19:03mom

00:19:04oh jack

00:19:11they're about to kick me out

00:19:13dr barnes wait okay

00:19:15the bill is paid

00:19:16don't unplug the machine

00:19:17the guy who comes in here looking homeless

00:19:19just magically comes up with a hundred grand

00:19:22sorry rules are rules

00:19:24oh

00:19:25now if you unplug her she'll die

00:19:27you should have thought of that mr harrington

00:19:29before you stopped paying her bills

00:19:31jack what's happening

00:19:33the bill is paid

00:19:35okay just wait for dr olsen

00:19:37he can explain everything

00:19:38dr olsen is the head of the hospital

00:19:40he's too busy to deal with

00:19:42charity cases

00:19:43now get out of here

00:19:45before i have you arrested

00:19:46i'm warning you

00:19:50you're making a big mistake

00:19:51dr barnes is a genius

00:19:53who doesn't make mistakes

00:19:55you should take it up with your insurance

00:19:56if you even have any

00:19:58i don't have time

00:19:59she'll be dead in minutes without the machine

00:20:01well next time

00:20:03don't be poor

00:20:05jack

00:20:06don't let them unplug me

00:20:08wait until dr olsen arrives

00:20:11last warning

00:20:12are you stupid or what

00:20:14get out of here

00:20:17get security

00:20:22jack i'm scared

00:20:25don't be

00:20:25it'll be fine

00:20:27science

00:20:28i knew you'd try to pull something even after i paid the bill

00:20:31cause you're a piece of shit

00:20:33so i decided to go around you

00:20:35don't

00:20:36what'd you do

00:20:37call a lawyer

00:20:38no

00:20:38i bought the hospital

00:20:40sir

00:20:43you just happen to have a hundred million dollars laying around

00:20:47actually

00:20:47i'm now the owner of prestige industries

00:20:49you

00:20:50fool

00:20:51everyone knows that thomas parker owns prestige

00:20:54thomas is dead

00:20:55i'm his son

00:20:56if you're gonna lie

00:20:58at least make it believable

00:21:00now

00:21:00get off of me

00:21:02or you'll be in jail

00:21:03for your own

00:21:04bitch of a mother's funeral

00:21:06finally

00:21:10escort him out of here

00:21:12i wouldn't listen to him if i were you gentlemen

00:21:14what are you waiting for

00:21:16get mr harrington off the premises

00:21:18i'm no longer mr harrington

00:21:21my real name is jack parker

00:21:24ceo of prestige industries

00:21:26and right now

00:21:28you're in my hospital

00:21:29he's lying

00:21:32grab him

00:21:33wait

00:21:36you punched me

00:21:42no one

00:21:43punches me

00:21:44i want you to watch

00:21:51as your only parent struggles to wheeze

00:21:54her one last breath

00:21:57i'm gonna make you pay for that

00:22:01please don't

00:22:07no

00:22:08jack

00:22:13the bill is paid doctor please

00:22:15please you're killing her

00:22:16this is a hospital

00:22:17people die every day

00:22:19please

00:22:19grace it'll be fine

00:22:20wait for dr olsen

00:22:21please

00:22:22no one is coming

00:22:23for a poor old lady

00:22:25no

00:22:27no

00:22:31shoot it

00:22:33now

00:22:34or you're fired

00:22:34shoot me now if you have to

00:22:36but i'm plugging it back in

00:22:38shoot him

00:22:39now

00:22:39what the hell is going on

00:22:43dr olsen

00:22:45grace

00:22:53you're okay

00:22:55oh

00:22:56jack

00:22:57you're here

00:23:00dr barnes

00:23:02your contract

00:23:04is terminated

00:23:05effective immediately

00:23:07on whose authority

00:23:09our new owners

00:23:10is there anything else mr parker

00:23:12no

00:23:13he's jack harrington

00:23:15it can't be

00:23:17dr olsen

00:23:18i want you to personally take care of your treatments moving forward

00:23:20that would be my pleasure

00:23:21let's check your vitals

00:23:25i'll have the medical board run a full investigation into your behavior

00:23:34criminal malpractice can result in prison time

00:23:38please

00:23:39don't do this i i wasn't really gonna kill her

00:23:44beg

00:23:46what

00:23:47beg for me not to throw you into jail

00:23:49please

00:23:52please

00:23:54mr parker

00:23:56i am so sorry

00:23:58have mercy

00:24:02like the mercy you were going to show my foster mother

00:24:07no

00:24:11don't do this

00:24:14he almost turned you into murderers

00:24:16escort him out

00:24:18however you see fit

00:24:20no

00:24:21no

00:24:22wait now

00:24:22don't

00:24:23please

00:24:23don't

00:24:24oh

00:24:30jack

00:24:31i know you never wanted to take over your father's business

00:24:36and i'm sorry you had to do it for me

00:24:39grace

00:24:40you took me in when no one else would

00:24:42i owe you everything

00:24:44i would take over

00:24:47a drug cartel for you

00:24:48and ship bodies to the mojave desert

00:24:51while punching the mailman if that meant keeping you safe

00:24:53besides

00:24:54i can now give my wife and daughter the lives they deserve

00:24:58her family's done nothing but ridicule her since she married me

00:25:01it's time to change that

00:25:03where are you going

00:25:06i have a party to attend

00:25:08i'll be back

00:25:12i just want you to know we hated him we're so glad he's gone and now a real man is running

00:25:23this place

00:25:24we'd like to welcome you to the hospital

00:25:26i'll really welcome you maybe with the sponge bag have you ever had four hands caressing your body

00:25:36sorry ladies but i'm married excuse me

00:25:41sophia

00:25:45your husband's stupid stunt just destroyed my million dollar garden

00:25:50mom please i'm sure he has a good explanation for all of this

00:25:54i'm sure he doesn't

00:25:57forget about him sophia

00:25:59it's better if you two just have a clean break

00:26:01vaughn i am so glad you showed up

00:26:04mwah mwah

00:26:06ah sorry i'm late

00:26:08it's not easy being the senior vp of prestige industries the most profitable company in the world

00:26:13uh...

00:26:15a small token

00:26:20this

00:26:22is a chateau mouton rothschild

00:26:24nineteen forty two

00:26:28it's a million dollar bottle

00:26:31if only i could make you my heir

00:26:36agnes i've never wanted your company

00:26:38i've always had my eye on a more

00:26:40valuable asset of yours

00:26:43sophia

00:26:45so

00:26:48how's our little plan going

00:26:51perfectly

00:26:52sophia just went upstairs to play with her daughter

00:26:56i told vaughn to follow

00:27:00he's too handsome for her to resist

00:27:03well even if she does

00:27:05vaughn has a reputation of being persuasive

00:27:10when it comes to women he takes what he wants

00:27:14serves the prissy bitch right

00:27:16oh drea

00:27:17what she is

00:27:19besides as soon as she gets a taste of a real man like vaughn

00:27:23she'll dump her sad sack of a husband in a heartbeat

00:27:27and then

00:27:28we will get a taste of vaughn's money

00:27:31cheers

00:27:33cheers cheers

00:27:35twenty-nine and thirty ready or not here i go

00:27:38fun looks like you found me

00:27:44you scared me

00:27:46what do you want

00:27:47we both know what i want

00:27:49you

00:27:50fun i'm married

00:27:52jesus sophia is there even a diamond on them

00:27:59wouldn't you rather be with a

00:28:01an alpha

00:28:04mom

00:28:05are you gonna come look for me

00:28:07please i i think i hear my daughter i have to go

00:28:12you're not going anywhere

00:28:13please just get off of me

00:28:16don't act like you haven't been dying for this

00:28:19stop

00:28:20it's fine just let me go

00:28:22mom

00:28:25just please please just stop

00:28:31mom are you okay

00:28:34run along kid

00:28:37everyone at this party wants this to happen

00:28:46i see the lovebirds are missing

00:28:48and if we're lucky sophia has already forgotten all about her trailer trash husband

00:28:52jack

00:28:54can't even with him trying to trick us into thinking he's some sort of heir

00:28:58she's so much better off with vaughn

00:29:02i would like to thank everyone for coming

00:29:05and for bringing such inspired presents

00:29:09there is one last round of gifts

00:29:16more gifts

00:29:18from whom

00:29:19agnes's daughter christia got her a little piece of jewelry

00:29:23so the man i represent decided to bring something better

00:29:26excuse me

00:29:29that little piece of jewelry is a diamond necklace

00:29:41that's that's the tiffany red diamond tiara

00:29:44only one of its kind worth 10 million dollars

00:29:48who could afford such an expensive gift the man i represent is wealthy beyond belief

00:29:59dray and chad got agnes a margarotti

00:30:04let me guess your client brought a oh a lamborghini oh a ferrari

00:30:11no think faster much faster

00:30:16a g800 gulfstream driver jet

00:30:19but that's worth certainly more than this mansion

00:30:23finally i understand avon weathers got agnes a bottle of chateau

00:30:27mouton rothschild 1942

00:30:29no one can compete with that it's one of the finest vintages ever and it's the last bottle in existence

00:30:36you are correct

00:30:39my client couldn't get another bottle

00:30:44so he bought the vineyard instead

00:30:48there's no way that is tens of millions of dollars

00:30:53and my goodness and who bought such expensive gifts from me

00:31:15i did oh wait is that jack that can't be the same person

00:31:23and those gifts aren't for you agnes they're for your daughter

00:31:31how dare you come in here and humiliate me with these obviously fake gifts right yes

00:31:38well it's not as humiliating as forcing you to get down on your knees and

00:31:42tell everyone what a terrible mother you are

00:31:46don't worry mother we'll have this dog grown out

00:31:50get some security now i don't think so

00:31:55i'm not leaving until my wife gets her gifts

00:31:58where is she well know that you'd rather be with me than your trailer trash husband

00:32:04never you're disgusting you think i'm disgusting well then just close your eyes

00:32:12and take comfort and take comfort in how much i'm going to enjoy

00:32:18oh please just let me go come on you don't mean that

00:32:22mommy are you okay go away your mom is busy

00:32:25where's my wife

00:32:38one of you needs to start talking how dare you come in here and make demands

00:32:43who do you think you are i'll tell you exactly who i am i'm the ceo of

00:32:50the

00:32:58attacked me

00:33:00attacked how dare you oh

00:33:04she tried to kiss me and i told her i don't date maryland but then she went nuts and started

00:33:12kicking me you're lying sofia don't disrespect mr weathers he's a very powerful vp of the biggest

00:33:20company in the world yeah you can't blame him for turning you down

00:33:26if you keep telling these lies i'm gonna have to punish you don't you ever touch her again

00:33:32who the hell are you i'm her husband daddy you came back baby you look handsome total vip and you

00:33:44look beautiful sweetie you're the husband you don't need to worry vaughn he's just some orphan

00:33:51that's nothing he'll die with nothing he'll just always be nothing

00:33:57can you go upstairs and play daddy has to take out the trash

00:34:12bon weathers right i'll be honest with you i don't care about a stay-at-home dad i'm the most

00:34:19powerful man at a party filled with very powerful people you're messing with the senior vice president

00:34:27of prestige industries dressing up in a knockoff tux is not going to change that

00:34:33these fools don't realize i'm prestige industries owner and ceo jackie boy i know you probably put

00:34:39on the order for the first time but you're way out of your league scamper on home and let these two

00:34:47kids have some fun oh no no no you see this man put his hands on my wife

00:34:54so i'm not leaving until he begs for forgiveness you have any idea how much you just fucked up

00:35:01you're dead you're dead sir what you should address your new boss correctly

00:35:09what do you mean boss he spends a little bit of money on a makeover and he thinks he can tell his

00:35:15betters what to do as if a lowlife miscreant like you would ever be above me

00:35:24feel free to ask uh marie myers when she gets here she's the head legal counsel of prestige

00:35:30she'll tell you exactly who i am marie myers is one of the most influential people in the world

00:35:35she doesn't even know you exist you know what i've had it with your lies i think it's time somebody

00:35:43put you in your place you idiot von is a black belt in taekwondo he's going to crush you

00:35:53uh agnes i'm sorry for getting violent at your retirement party but this is what happens when you

00:35:59let the stray dogs inside you think he's the stray dog my sister found you on the streets yeah she

00:36:09fed you a bone and took you home okay that's enough jack is my husband he deserves respect yeah let's see

00:36:15if you think that after i rearrange that pretty little face of his

00:36:31okay that's that's good that's enough you see the difference between you and i

00:36:37so you fight for fun you leave him alone and i grew up in the streets let it go

00:36:44i fought to survive you'll blame us we can't afford to have someone so powerful mad at us let him go

00:36:50let him go let him go let him go if you insist

00:37:00john did you kill him what no i don't think so hey maybe

00:37:06help him up

00:37:16now look what you've done you stupid redneck you've just assaulted the senior vp of prestige industries

00:37:24hello the former vp actually he'll be fired as soon as he wakes up who's gonna fire him you

00:37:33no i'll let marie do it when she arrives like you've ever even met marie myers she's so far above

00:37:42you it isn't even funny she's the senior legal counsel of the most important company in the world

00:37:48and you you're just a stay-at-home dad leeching off your own wife's family there is no way she's

00:37:54coming here to back you up you got it ma'am we've encountered traffic

00:38:02find a way around it jack wants us at this event asap why again are we going to a retirement party

00:38:09with one of our mid-level business partners because jack said so and i'm not going to fail to obey our new

00:38:15see y'all's first orders yes ma'am i'll employ more aggressive debt

00:38:33i'm gone thank god he's okay mr weathers please don't punish us for the disrespect you've been shown

00:38:40do whatever you want with him we don't care as far as i'm concerned he's no son-in-law of mine oh

00:38:47you're dead uh i don't think so no man will ever put his hands on my wife again and get away with it

00:38:53so go ahead call the police see what happens you stupid commoner the police are for scum like you

00:39:02not masters of industry like me this is von weathers senior vp i've just been assaulted

00:39:11i need the private security squad down here asap you're not going to be arrested oh no you're going

00:39:20to disappear look at him smiling too dumb to realize he's dead i'm smiling because von just did my job

00:39:30for you you see the men that you just called aren't coming for me they're coming to take you

00:39:40don't make me laugh the only person that can rescind any order of mine is the ceo himself

00:39:48and unless you're thomas parker i think i'll be okay he doesn't realize that thomas parker is dead

00:39:57and as his only son i'm now the ceo mother this has to stop this thug has come in here twice to

00:40:07the party that i planned and it cost a scene like i always say you can take the redneck out of the

00:40:14ghetto but you can't take the country out of the man yeah he does say that

00:40:18the company's private army why on earth would they be going to a retirement party

00:40:33apparently a senior level vp was attacked this is a disaster they shoot first and ask questions later

00:40:41what vp ordered them to go in von weathers man i'm so sick of that moron step on it we need to get

00:40:49there before von and his goons shoot the place up aye aye cap

00:40:57jack was protecting me

00:41:00von assaulted me and he was the only one who did anything about it

00:41:04sure sophia he assaulted you like you wouldn't jump at the chance to be with someone as powerful

00:41:12as von instead of a penniless loser

00:41:17she's not you christia

00:41:20what the hell is that supposed to mean

00:41:22we all see it and we all know that you're only with glenn because of his money

00:41:27i mean look at him he's old enough to be your grandfather oh and well blaine we see the way you

00:41:36look at chad me how dare you i love my husband he is perfect for me in every way

00:41:50hmm and that he is rich and you're shallow okay that's enough should i get you a stepladder so you

00:41:58can say that to my face you disgusting swine christia and i are soulmates

00:42:11curious what do you two even talk about your favorite heart medication no

00:42:17don't don't don't waste your breath my private rm be here soon to take care of him permanently

00:42:25that's all right none of us would miss him anyway he's right you'd be doing us a favor by getting

00:42:30rid of that leech von a huge favor how can we ever repay you i can think of one thing

00:42:39one last chance von apologize to my wife before the security squad arrives and i'll spare you refuse

00:42:47and i'll fucking destroy your life you destroy my life who do you think you are i'll tell you

00:42:56exactly who i am the second marie myers arrives marie myers isn't coming you fool no one is buying

00:43:04your bluff jack what should we do hey everything's okay trust me

00:43:10a black SUV just pulled up outside and it has the uh prestige industries logo on the side it's

00:43:19von's private army i heard all about prestigious private army they're gonna tear you limb from blue

00:43:26finally our jack ass problem is almost over say goodbye to your husband sophia but don't feel too bad

00:43:37i've always had a thing for single mothers even if they're widows

00:43:41you're disgusting vaughn hey vaughn i've got some bad news for you

00:43:56these men worked for me

00:44:11oh my god mom you have to remind them that we had nothing to do with this it was all jack

00:44:17yeah yeah you're actually doing us a favor by getting rid of him we hate him as much as you do

00:44:24yeah you can do whatever you want with him but just please don't hurt us relax

00:44:30i would never harm my future in-laws

00:44:35sir we understand you've been attacked and await your orders

00:44:40i demand justice for what this animal did to me i want you to take care of him

00:44:47and dispose of him yes sir no you can't take jack away from me don't worry honey everything's under

00:44:54control you fool you don't get it you're dead i don't think so von

00:45:04gentlemen your orders have been rescinded stand down

00:45:13i don't think so i don't care what you think soldier your order has been rescinded

00:45:18it's wasting stand down your orders have been rescinded i repeat stand down

00:45:28i am a senior vp at prestige industries only the ceo thomas parker himself can rescind one of my

00:45:36orders and he would never do that yes he respects me and my judgment everyone knows that vaughn and

00:45:44the ceo are very close vi bffs they still don't realize that thomas parker is dead and i'm the ceo

00:45:55so why don't you call him what call the ceo my orders have been rescinded then they'll just take me

00:46:03away come on i mean i thought you guys were close vaughn we are extremely close so fine i'll call him and

00:46:12then we'll laugh as you are dragged away to your death jack what kind of stupid tactics are you doing

00:46:20oh he's just trying to stall for time because the ceo would never contradict law yes get me the ceo now

00:46:29wow you are so dead

00:46:36is is he here at my party

00:46:44hello vaughn your orders have been rescinded

00:46:47no it can't be that's impossible he he's just a stay-at-home dad how could he be one of the most

00:47:07powerful men in the world he can't you fools he's not the ceo he must have hacked my phone connection

00:47:16somehow yeah i got hacked that makes the most sense because he'll be nothing but a worthless leech

00:47:24you know jack hacking into someone's phone is a federal offense congratulations sophia not only is

00:47:32your husband a bum but he's also a criminal yeah i hacked no one's phone gentlemen you've heard your

00:47:41orders are you seriously going to listen to this con man he's a stay at home dad

00:47:52ain't nobody don't listen to him take him away now what do we do whose orders do we follow

00:47:59we know vp welles we don't know you you're making a huge mistake soldier he's just an arrogant

00:48:12wannabe with a death wish don't listen to him marie myers will be here in a second she can back me up

00:48:18marie myers yeah head lawyer for prestige that woman terrorized me and i was in afghanistan you really

00:48:26have the balls to keep using her name in your little con he must have a death wish if she finds

00:48:32out he's using her name to spread lies finds out we didn't do anything about it we're dead you really

00:48:38don't get it do you no you don't get it you mess with prestige industries nobody does that to survive

00:48:45grab him if you resist shoot him okay

00:48:47stop it sofia it's for the best this is what happens when you marry someone below you hey don't

00:48:59worry my love everything's gonna be okay really and why is that take your hands off that man

00:49:07all right what is she doing here oh isn't it obvious she heard that i was assaulted and then came

00:49:28running finally someone here on my life you're not anywhere near my level weathers excuse me

00:49:35i am a senior vp which would impress me if i was a sniveling ass kisser trying to climb the corporate

00:49:41ladder but i'm not so it doesn't how dare you the truth is you're just a creepy bastard hated by everyone

00:49:49who only got to where you were by shoving your nose so far up thomas parker's ass that you sniffed his

00:49:56cold that's it when thomas hears about this you're done you just made a huge mistake he's very good

00:50:06friends with the ceo your boss is he is he good friends with the ceo no what would you know about

00:50:14this you isn't nobody when thomas finds out about this you'll never work again thomas doesn't really

00:50:20care about any of your little complaints or anything else what do you mean it's 702 which

00:50:28means the news just broke check your phone oh my god what is it what's going on thomas parker is dead

00:50:40oh rip they're gonna be holding a gala next week to announce the new ceo there's gonna be a power

00:50:49vacuum i have to go but this isn't over as for the rest of you i suggest you start showing some

00:50:56respect to the new ceo prestige industries we don't disrespect anyone at prestige

00:51:03they're 90 percent of our business you foolish woman don't you realize who owns prestige who's the

00:51:11richest man in the world it's

00:51:18marie could we have a word marie you don't have to humor that thing

00:51:25sofia your husband's gonna get us in some serious trouble you saw how she handled the

00:51:36senior vp of prestige she could destroy our company like that

00:51:44excuse me like i was saying you will all need to show some respect to prestigious new ceo

00:51:50and you will all get a chance at the gallery all members of the sutter family are expected to attend

00:52:00when you say all i mean do you mean i mean all we're done here

00:52:11what do you say to her

00:52:12what is it mr parker don't tell them here my wife and daughter have been with me the entire

00:52:26time they've stuck by my side i'll tell them at the gala i want to give them the surprise of their

00:52:32lives yes sir oh oh and uh make sure to invite the whole family we'll give them one last chance

00:52:39to be civil and if they are i think you know

00:52:51well what do you say to her i know everything today has been crazy but i need you to trust me

00:52:58one last time jack can you trust me with my life

00:53:11one last time

00:53:20are you sure we should go in

00:53:22are you sure we should go in even my mother ordered us not to come well marie meyer said the

00:53:28whole family could come yeah but she's gonna flip out like she was so upset about the retirement party

00:53:34she she might fire me jack we could lose the house will you trust me one last time

00:53:44besides

00:53:44i hear they have cupcakes we're going

00:53:59patty can i rock the red carpet i'm sorry honey that's for the important people which is exactly

00:54:05who you two are now go

00:54:19what's happening

00:54:30yes the camera loves you thank you i'm hailey and this is gap for kids

00:54:38i saw it on the e channel

00:54:39and what about your mom oh my business works with prestige um i'm a member of the sutter corporation

00:54:49not anymore

00:54:56hey don't ruin it they're having fun take your hands off of me agnes i'm giving you one last chance to be

00:55:03a good mother who do you think you are trying to give my mother orders you're a stain on our family

00:55:10after i fire sophia she will have two choices leave you for vaughn or end up homeless on the streets

00:55:18you really want your daughter to be with him

00:55:21vaughn's a creep better than a loser like you

00:55:28give you a chance give them all a chance

00:55:33this is my rest of the family uh and mother ceo of the sutter corporation i apologize for any

00:55:42disturbance that young lady does not represent sutter corporation

00:55:49mother do we have to do this right here yes our company needs prestige and if the new ceo is

00:55:55anything like thomas parker then he will cut our business for allowing a spawn to run wild in his gala

00:56:03we want the new ceo to know that sutter puts business first even if we have to make an example of my

00:56:12youngest daughter and her mistake mother stop

00:56:17what is that it's my favorite necklace my daddy got it for me it's plastic

00:56:25sutters don't wear plastic jewelry

00:56:43enough

00:56:43agnes that's it you're done and who are you sir soon you'll all know exactly who i am but for

00:56:54right now i'm just a pissed off dad and husband who's had enough this is the person responsible for

00:56:59my daughter's downfall he's a manipulative con artist who turned our sweet sister against us he's the one

00:57:06that got sophia addicted to pills and booze what what are you talking about oh dear sister you

00:57:13weak of all oh no i don't

00:57:19now you do

00:57:25really sophia you can't even hold on to your painkillers

00:57:29what if your daughter would have picked it up oh honestly i think it's time to call child

00:57:36well no i won't let you take hayley away from you you can't do but i can

00:57:43i've given you all plenty of chances to be decent human beings

00:57:53and you failed every single time i'm done what can you possibly do to us whatever the

00:58:00i want if you're trying to get into a dick measuring contest you're gonna lose i've seen it

00:58:05he's gonna crush you what with one phone call i could have the irs looking to your entire estate

00:58:11tell me chad how would your tax history stand up to an audit i don't know what he's talking about

00:58:16all my business dealings are all on the up and up perfect because i made the call yesterday yesterday

00:58:24you're lying he's lying chad what have you done ah just made your tax fraud but treya you would know

00:58:34you helped him i did not chad if this is true i want a divorce that's not gonna help

00:58:43he committed most of the fraud in your name you orphan bastard you have no proof

00:58:49i'm disappointed i'm just glad we found apple poor mother gave you the company

00:58:54i guess blaine and i will have to run it by ourselves agnes do you really want to give your

00:59:00company to the people who have been stealing from you okay that is enough turns out that old

00:59:08man blaine isn't really rich just old we don't know what he's talking about he lost everything

00:59:15years ago these two have been embezzling from the sutter corporation for years now christian

00:59:21mother don't believe him there is no proof you're right i don't actually not anymore i turned it

00:59:30all into the sec yesterday agnes this whole time you had one good daughter and you treated her like

00:59:37absolute now you're all going to get what you deserve

00:59:41as of today the prestige industries will terminate all business with the sutter corporation

00:59:49and exactly on whose authority on mine you see i'm

00:59:57on mine you see i'm a common con artist that's vaughn weathers senior vp of prestige

01:00:06in the flesh i want to apologize for this disturbance security should have never let

01:00:12this man in here he has been terrorizing and taunting us he's spreading lies i want him arrested for

01:00:19slander oh he'll be arrested all right assault trespassing child endangerment they're gonna take

01:00:28your child away from you sophia unless you give yourself to me security

01:00:36so what's it gonna be sleep with me or lose your child

01:00:43trust me i don't go yourself you're all screwed take them away one last time come on

01:00:58come on sorry about that folks a little squabbling happens even with the best of families

01:01:06but i assure you that prestige industries values its collaboration with the sutter family

01:01:14a word

01:01:17your family is fucked unless i get exactly what i want

01:01:23i can make all of these allegations go away speaking of allegations i would just like to say

01:01:32that blaine and i have never shut up what do you want your daughter but i want her with no baggage

01:01:42attached if you get my drift i don't think there'll be any problems with us helping get jack out of the

01:01:49picture jack is no longer in the picture i gave my men instructions to make him disappear no i want

01:01:57her with no baggage the girl haley what do we do with her take her into custody put her in an orphanage

01:02:08sell her in a child slavery i don't give a i just want her gone but she's my only granddaughter and

01:02:16it will cost you say prestige orders from this three million more from this each year

01:02:26you absolute monster no i'm a business woman deal

01:02:33daddy what's happening don't worry we're going to do a special surprise jack i'm scared don't be

01:02:45honey everything under control ladies and gentlemen thank you all so much for coming today it is now time

01:02:55to introduce our new ceo hmm who is it going to be well my theory is that the ceo himself doesn't even

01:03:06know yet i think he's about to find out with everybody else bonn weathers could it possibly be you

01:03:12well thomas and i were very close i think i'm about to be announced as the new ceo of prestige industries

01:03:25uh everyone please make your way to the stage

01:03:34okay we're here

01:03:38what's in there hello marie others did you see that little incident that happened on the red carpet

01:03:47i did and yet you didn't intervene i did not funny you were so protective of that little

01:03:53family last week it was in my best interest not to intervene today as thomas's lawyer

01:04:01you know who's going to be the next ceo i do

01:04:10i knew it it is going to be me and you didn't want to help them because you wanted to stay on my good

01:04:16side okay well it's going to take a lot more than that to stay on my good side if you know what i mean

01:04:24i've always had a thing for powerful women it's just something about making them

01:04:31surrender

01:04:32we'll see now won't we

01:04:45wait

01:04:50when you go through that door everything will change jack what's going on no matter what happens next

01:04:56however our lives change i just want you two to know that i've been so lucky to have you in my life

01:05:04i don't need the money i don't need the fancy houses or the fancy cars all i need are the two

01:05:09loves in my life i love you i love you too is great when i'm with you too i feel like the richest man on the face of the earth

01:05:19it's time yeah let's go

01:05:34ladies and gentlemen without further ado it is my honor to introduce you to the new ceo of prestige industries

01:05:42and you're so fucked both figuratively and soon literally and hit family family

01:06:00it's time

01:06:03yeah let's go

01:06:05you're welcome

01:06:15coincidentally i happen to be the richest man on the face of the earth

01:06:25ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce you to jack parker only son of thomas

01:06:32parker and the new ceo and majority shareholder of prestige industries

01:06:45that's the look i was waiting for this is real this is real daddy what's happening it's not important

01:06:54what is important is do you want a pony i want a million ponies

01:07:02i love you i love you too i'm sorry for not telling you the truth

01:07:07i was ashamed of who my father was he was a devil i never took his money because i was afraid i'd turn

01:07:14into him

01:07:15jack

01:07:17you're the kindest sweetest most noble person i've ever met in my entire life

01:07:24you can never be a devil

01:07:25i might change your mind here soon enough

01:07:30because i'm about to rain down to hell

01:07:32no one here no one else i demand you open those doors i destroy your life you won't do

01:07:44shit

01:07:47thank you all as ceo i'll start with the immediate firing of senior vp von weathers

01:07:54fine i can work at any major company i don't think so you see it turns out thomas

01:07:59parker was protecting you from 50 sexual assault allegations that's gone now

01:08:06police should be waiting for him outside get him out of my sight please you can't do this

01:08:12stop

01:08:14i need to do something

01:08:15i guess she does want me after all

01:08:22then just close your eyes and take comfort in how much i'm going to enjoy this

01:08:31sophia i knew you would never let anything

01:08:34when you're in jail and they corner you in the shower just close your eyes and take comfort in how

01:08:48much they're enjoying it

01:09:02you know i never trusted him anyways we're all glad that he's gone

01:09:08i am glad that i'll never have to see him again oh well then you're gonna hate this next part

01:09:20like i said earlier i've already alerted the authorities on your embezzling and tax fraud

01:09:25so you'll be leaving with the police as well

01:09:26under my leadership prestige industries will tolerate zero criminal activity from our employees

01:09:36and our partners which leads me to my second announcement concerning our partnership with

01:09:42the sutter corporation jack please i'm sorry agnes i can't hear you why don't you come up here and

01:09:50get on your knees and beg

01:09:56you can't be serious please jack i know we've had our differences but don't do this do what end our

01:10:07partnership thus bankrupting your entire company don't worry i won't really instead i intend on buying

01:10:18the sutter corporation oh thank you jack you know that i've always what do you say is a fair price

01:10:25for your company i'd say a hundred thousand dollars but my company's worth tens of millions of dollars no

01:10:36i'd like one hundred thousand dollars see that amount of money is nothing to someone like you

01:10:42and i needed it more than anything last week ironically if you would have given it to me then we

01:10:47wouldn't be here now so you're gonna sell me your company for a hundred thousand dollars or i'll

01:10:52destroy it and you'll get nothing but jack i can't live on a hundred thousand dollars for the rest of

01:11:00my life yeah well that sounds like a you problem now get out of my sight

01:11:05i never want to see you again i'm groomed

01:11:23you okay yeah it's definitely a lot to take in but i have you too just all that matters daddy what happened

01:11:34to grandma is she dead no grandma's just in time out was she being mean yeah will i ever see her again

01:11:43well that depends on if she learns her lesson in the meantime i have someone who's excited to see you

01:11:52grandma harrington grace you're okay it's amazing what a little bit of proper care can do for you

01:12:02she's gonna be staying with us for now hey oh my gosh i'm so happy i i hope you don't mind our

01:12:10place is a little cramped up oh don't worry we're moving do you guys prefer the palace or your own private island

01:12:32so

01:12:38you

01:12:39you

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