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Andrew Santino's new hilarious stand-up special will undoubtedly solve all the world's problems for eternity. | dG1fLXkyelRvOFIzSmc
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00:00You better believe it, pal.
00:03I took my dad to a Monday night football game,
00:04and then we went out and just got hammered afterwards.
00:07And we're sitting at the bar, just my dad and I,
00:08just like, just like, we're just leaning against the bar.
00:11And he looks over at me, you know,
00:12like how dad can look over you sometimes,
00:14because he's got that smile, you know, that twinkle in his eye.
00:16I'm waiting for him to say he loves me, you know,
00:18and he goes, I'm pissing right now.
00:22Hey, good girl.
00:24Do y'all want to shoot guns?
00:25Just right out back.
00:26Yes, queen.
00:28Yes, queen.
00:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32I'm Ron Weasley.
00:33I'm Ron Weasley.
00:36I'm sorry.
00:36I don't even like that one.
00:37Let's move on.
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