Diloose (Dilton Doiley has a Crush on Moose Mason from the Archie Comics)

Song: Diloose
Music, Lyrics & Voice: AI

[Verse1]
He sees how the football field bows to his friend,
And fears that his feelings might cause them to end.
He measures his courage, his chances, his fate,
But physics provides no good answer to fate.
Moose is a sun, with a gravitational pull,
Dilton, a moon, shyly orbits the school.
[Chorus]
An unseen attraction, Dilton Doiley's mind,
Ponders a formula of a different kind.
He studies the planets, the periodic chart,
But a new calculation has captured his heart.
It's Moose, the great athlete, with power and might,
Who fills all his thoughts both by day and by night.
[Verse2]
He builds a new gadget, a laser of light,
Hoping to catch Moose and hold him so tight.
But then he remembers his friend Midge Klump,
And drops the idea, getting a big lump.
He knows Midge loves Moose, and Moose loves her back,
So Dilton must keep his feelings on track.
[Chorus]
An unseen attraction, Dilton Doiley's mind,
Ponders a formula of a different kind.
He studies the planets, the periodic chart,
But a new calculation has captured his heart.
It's Moose, the great athlete, with power and might,
Who fills all his thoughts both by day and by night.
[Verse3]
He'll settle for friendship, a place on the team,
And hide all his feelings within a weird dream.
He'll watch from the bleachers, a genius unknown,
And pray that his secret is never shown.
Though Dilton's a genius, a prodigy bright,
He knows that his crush will never see the light.
[Chorus]
An unseen attraction, Dilton Doiley's mind,
Ponders a formula of a different kind.
He studies the planets, the periodic chart,
But a new calculation has captured his heart.
It's Moose, the great athlete, with power and might,
Who fills all his thoughts both by day and by night.