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00:00:00Today is the event that has happened in the end of the war.
00:00:03The residents of the U.S.
00:00:04Please check out the house of the house.
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00青鸾,我给你送水来了。
00:01:07你怎么才来啊?我都快渴死了。
00:01:10对不起啊,今天电梯没电了,我走楼梯上来的。
00:01:13这是理由吗?
00:01:15不是,绝对不是。
00:01:17青鸾,我下次一定提前做好规划。
00:01:20好好好,你赶紧搬进去吧。
00:01:22好。
00:01:27水放哪儿啊?
00:01:28就放那儿吧。
00:01:30看来今天世界不成熟,该是再来。
00:01:48哪有个?
00:01:49哪你二大爷?
00:01:51你瞎吗?家里进贼了。
00:01:53贼?
00:01:53我退,你也退。
00:01:59我和你要干嘛呢?你赶紧给我上来,保护我呀。
00:02:02好。
00:02:03喂?
00:02:04电梯不是停了吗?你也爬我上来的。
00:02:07你跟他废话什么的,你赶紧给我抓住他。
00:02:10好。
00:02:11你听我了。
00:02:28恭喜宿主,你已获得舔狗系统。
00:02:31共三名攻略目标,每天完成的好感人KPI即可获赠奖金十万,还有各种惊喜不利。
00:02:38当前与攻略目标沈青鸾,好感度51.67%,现在新手任务需要解除沈青鸾的危机,平时获得绝食武功一分球。
00:02:48我还有系统啊?
00:02:50不是在做梦吧吗?
00:02:55放开它!
00:03:04放开它!
00:03:09Stan!
00:03:09他有个手卜!
00:03:13说吧!
00:03:15你徒刑与 Spread basket!
00:03:17Fuang, you're a bad guy.
00:03:24I'm not a怪 you.
00:03:42He was so badass, but he was pretty cool.
00:03:47I think it's the most special thing in the田狗.
00:03:54What is this?
00:03:55I see it here.
00:03:56I see it here.
00:03:57I see it here.
00:03:58I see it here.
00:03:59I see it here.
00:04:00I see it here.
00:04:01Tell me.
00:04:04What's your goal?
00:04:06I'm a genius.
00:04:07I'm a genius.
00:04:08I'm a genius.
00:04:09But I don't have a genius.
00:04:10I see it here.
00:04:11It's a genius.
00:04:12It's not a genius.
00:04:25Are you looking at me?
00:04:32It's a bit sore.
00:04:33Just let me go.
00:04:34啊
00:04:35啊
00:04:36啊
00:04:38啊
00:04:39啊
00:04:40啊
00:04:41啊
00:04:42啊
00:04:43我有点困了
00:04:44要不你先回去吧
00:04:45啊
00:04:46行
00:04:47那你好好休息啊
00:04:48明天早上啊
00:04:49我会准时准点给你送早餐
00:04:50记得
00:04:51我不吃香菜
00:04:52啊
00:04:53你放心
00:04:54这个事啊
00:04:55我已经刻在我的DNA里了
00:04:57新手任务已完成
00:04:59获得额外技能
00:05:00顺风耳
00:05:01顺风耳
00:05:03疼
00:05:11刚才被带走的是
00:05:12这期新闻上波波的彩花大盗
00:05:14听说是被二十四楼空姐的
00:05:15那个天狗给打到的
00:05:16真的假的
00:05:17就那天狗能有这呗
00:05:18我也是听王大爷说的
00:05:19假的吧
00:05:20那老头一天说话呼呼呦呦的
00:05:21肯定是假的
00:05:22那还有假
00:05:23我刚才三拳两脚
00:05:24就把那个彩花大盗给打趴下了
00:05:27再牛逼有啥用
00:05:28人家不还是没留你在这儿住
00:05:30这事儿极不难
00:05:32俗话说心急吃不了热豆腐
00:05:34哎呀
00:05:35听哥们一句劝
00:05:36早点放弃吧
00:05:37我在这儿当了三年保安
00:05:38就看你舔了三年
00:05:40送你来
00:05:41雨里去的
00:05:42不知道的还以为是个送外卖的
00:05:43就是啊
00:05:44你也不看看人家什么档色
00:05:46那是空姐
00:05:47人家择有对象
00:05:49那得是大老板企
00:05:51那是咱们普通人
00:05:53能取到手的吗
00:05:54哎
00:05:55哥俩
00:05:56如我说啊
00:05:57有这么一种工作
00:05:58就让你们当舔狗
00:06:00每舔一次呢
00:06:01就有十万的奖金
00:06:02还有各种惊喜福利
00:06:04这工作落到你俩头上
00:06:05你俩舔不舔
00:06:07真有这工作
00:06:08让老子当三都行
00:06:10就你这还当三
00:06:11谁要啊
00:06:12嘿嘿嘿
00:06:13你怎么说话呢
00:06:14我不比你帅啊
00:06:15你帅就帅
00:06:16你推我干啥
00:06:17你又推我
00:06:18你个小逼仔子
00:06:19你个小逼仔子
00:06:20我早就看你不顺眼了
00:06:21你个小逼仔子
00:06:22我早就看你不顺眼了
00:06:23今日
00:06:24沈青鸾填购KPI已完成
00:06:25已造成十万
00:06:26额外货的锦衣千里眼
00:06:27请宿主
00:06:28再接再列
00:06:29噢靠
00:06:30真十万啊
00:06:31千里眼
00:06:33呵呵
00:06:34有点意思啊
00:06:35哎
00:06:36哎
00:06:37哎
00:06:38哎
00:06:39哎
00:06:40哎
00:06:41哎
00:06:42哎
00:06:43是不是顶级保安
00:06:44有的了力
00:06:45有的了力
00:06:46有的了力
00:06:47有的了力
00:06:48有的了力
00:06:49有的了力
00:06:50有的了力
00:06:51有的了力
00:06:52有的了力
00:06:53有的了力
00:06:54有的了力
00:06:55有的了力
00:06:56有的力
00:06:57有的力
00:06:58我想飞到天上去
00:07:01去呀去放羊
00:07:03给我新来的羊儿
00:07:05吃上几朵棉花糖
00:07:07我想站在海面上
00:07:09要一个大月亮
00:07:11挂了屋顶
00:07:12要呀马凉堂
00:07:15这男的谁啊
00:07:16这个炸鸡这么有仪式感
00:07:18我好像见过他
00:07:20好像是追了咱们
00:07:21笑花两年的那个田狗
00:07:23哎
00:07:24笑花 笑花来了
00:07:25在哪儿呢
00:07:26我看看
00:07:27身体
00:07:28是这满热的吗
00:07:29时光中不掉的不夸张
00:07:31是你 是你
00:07:32是你
00:07:33身后的精纯的水滴
00:07:35太沉默我的心中流泄
00:07:39没关系你
00:07:41哎 艳妮
00:07:42你来了
00:07:44这些我都吸过油了
00:07:45绝对没有脂肪负担
00:07:47随便吃
00:07:48嘿嘿
00:07:49下次你别这样了
00:07:51我怕别的同学误会
00:07:53行
00:07:54你慢慢吃啊
00:07:58哇塞
00:07:59真甜啊
00:08:00天啊
00:08:11今日 五亚妮田狗KPI已完成
00:08:13已到账十万元
00:08:14攻略经费保销到账一百二十九元
00:08:16当前攻略目标好感度百分之五十七点九半
00:08:19请诉主再接再立
00:08:21嘿嘿
00:08:22嘿嘿
00:08:23出发隐藏任务
00:08:26终究田狗
00:08:28让他清醒
00:08:29奖励一次神秘抄奖
00:08:31谢谢
00:08:32我喜欢你六年了
00:08:33我会一辈的对你好的
00:08:35我会努力工作
00:08:36把赚到的钱都给你花
00:08:38谢谢
00:08:39跟我在一起吧
00:08:42强哥
00:08:43你是个好人
00:08:46但我们真的不合适
00:08:49我只把你当成我最好的朋友
00:08:51都没没想过那些事情
00:08:53我还要通宵加班
00:08:54先走了
00:08:55不
00:08:56没有你我怎么活啊
00:08:59兄弟
00:09:00你还真是舔到家了
00:09:02我可救药了吧
00:09:03这兄弟真是舔到家了
00:09:06基本是无药可救了
00:09:08怪不得系统会派紧急任务
00:09:09你谁啊
00:09:10人家那种大张腿
00:09:12你舔不到的
00:09:13跟师哥有个当关系
00:09:14爱情不分高矮
00:09:15他没有彻底拒绝我
00:09:17我肯定还有机会
00:09:19强哥
00:09:23我这两天包鸡皮了
00:09:25我还差六千块钱
00:09:26你能帮帮我吗
00:09:27听到了吧
00:09:28他还是需要我的
00:09:29嗨兄弟
00:09:30你说你都追了他六年了
00:09:32没有任何结果
00:09:33你信不信
00:09:34你我六十分钟
00:09:35我就能把他追到去
00:09:36你也会被他拉黑掉
00:09:38别扯淡
00:09:39你早在那儿给我吹就会变
00:09:40强哥
00:09:41但是人家还没有想好
00:09:42你让我再考虑一下
00:09:44强哥
00:09:45但是人家还没有想好
00:09:46你让我再考虑一下
00:09:51兄弟
00:09:52我让你好好看一下
00:09:53这个女人的真命
00:09:54欣欣不是那种女人
00:09:55她很单纯的
00:09:56她对我
00:09:58只是慢热而已
00:09:59她肯定不会骗我的
00:10:01还一会儿喝完咖啡
00:10:02肯定要去通宵加班的
00:10:03她肯定要去通宵加班的
00:10:06哼
00:10:15陶主人家肯定是想你的
00:10:17但今天星星不能和你见面了
00:10:19我得加班
00:10:20把你的手机给我
00:10:21我
00:10:22哎 拿过来
00:10:29极少主动发消息
00:10:31The answer is 5 minutes.
00:10:33It's obvious to you.
00:10:35If you need to answer your question,
00:10:37the rest of your time doesn't matter.
00:10:39If you want to deal with his relationship,
00:10:41he will use different reasons for you.
00:10:43You're just a small girl.
00:10:45This woman's position is not low.
00:10:47I'm the same person.
00:10:49I'm the same person.
00:10:51Let's get started.
00:11:01I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:11:03You're not a good person.
00:11:05I'm a little bit nervous.
00:11:07I'm not a good person.
00:11:09I'm not a good person.
00:11:11I'm not a good person.
00:11:13I'm a good person.
00:11:15But I'm not a good person.
00:11:17I'm not a good person.
00:11:19I'm not a good person.
00:11:21So I want to ask you to me to get a picture.
00:11:23I want to let her know
00:11:25that I bought a car.
00:11:27And there's a more beautiful person.
00:11:29I want to let her know.
00:11:31I'll be happy to have a picture.
00:11:33I'm not a good person.
00:11:35But I'll take care of her.
00:11:37I'll take care of her.
00:11:41This woman is the most part of the woman.
00:11:43This woman is the most important woman.
00:11:45This woman is the most important woman.
00:11:47This woman is the most important woman.
00:11:49I want to let her know.
00:11:59I want to let her know.
00:12:01Three, two, one.
00:12:02The woman is the most important woman.
00:12:04I'm a good person.
00:12:05I'm a good person.
00:12:06I can't see you.
00:12:07I can see you.
00:12:08I can see you.
00:12:09I can see you.
00:12:11I can see you.
00:12:12Can I see you.
00:12:13Wow.
00:12:14This is my card.
00:12:15This is my card.
00:12:16Yes.
00:12:17I have a new card.
00:12:18You can take care of this card.
00:12:19You can take care of this card.
00:12:23You don't know.
00:12:24I really like this card.
00:12:26You love me?
00:12:27Oh, my goodness.
00:12:28Oh, my goodness.
00:12:29I'll take care of this card.
00:12:30Come on.
00:12:31I'll take care of this card.
00:12:32Oh, my goodness.
00:12:34You're welcome.
00:12:35Oh, well, my god.
00:12:36You can see a friend's family.
00:12:38You're welcome.
00:12:39I'll have to meet you.
00:12:40I'm a good person.
00:12:41I'll be the most important person.
00:12:42I don't want you to take care of me.
00:12:43I don't want you to take care of me.
00:12:45I want you to be the best.
00:12:46Oh, my god.
00:12:47I'm a good girl.
00:12:48I want her to take care of me.
00:12:49I'm going to let her see her.
00:12:50I'm something to be the best.
00:12:51I'm on the best.
00:12:52I'm feeling you.
00:12:53Like you're so柔 of a young girl, that's what I love for you.
00:12:57You're so bad.
00:12:59You're not always like every girl to meet you?
00:13:02I don't know.
00:13:03Since I first saw you, I feel like you are very special.
00:13:07Let's meet you.
00:13:09Let's meet you.
00:13:11Is it me?
00:13:12Is it me?
00:13:13Is it me?
00:13:14It's me.
00:13:15You can.
00:13:16Then I'll go to you.
00:13:18I'll go to明天休息.
00:13:21At night, I'll go to lunch.
00:13:24It's not good.
00:13:26I'm going to go to bed.
00:13:27I'll go to bed.
00:13:29I'm going to go.
00:13:30I'm going to go to bed.
00:13:31I'm going to go to bed.
00:13:33Do you want me?
00:13:35I'm a little bit.
00:13:37I've never talked about love.
00:13:39I like you.
00:13:41Let's go.
00:13:42Let's go.
00:13:51I'm going to go to bed.
00:14:04I am not.
00:14:36I'm not able to do that yet.
00:14:43So, you still want to pursue love.
00:14:46But at the time, it's not allowed.
00:14:49Yes.
00:14:51Can I ask you to help my second mother?
00:14:53You say.
00:14:54I want to marry you.
00:14:57Don't worry.
00:14:59I think I really like you.
00:15:01I want to give you a real love for you.
00:15:03You see, we can't be able to marry you.
00:15:06I want you.
00:15:08I want you to help you.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11I'll go to the car.
00:15:13We'll go to the car.
00:15:14We'll go to the car.
00:15:15We'll go to the car.
00:15:17This is my身份證.
00:15:20I'll give you.
00:15:24This is a good idea.
00:15:26This is a good idea.
00:15:29You're saying to marry you.
00:15:31You're saying that I want to marry you.
00:15:33Don't worry about it.
00:15:34You're saying it's getting to help.
00:15:35You're saying that you're going to marry me.
00:15:36Yes.
00:15:37What did you want to buy me?
00:15:38Your brother?
00:15:39You're saying it's your sister?
00:15:40What are you talking about?
00:15:42I'm telling you.
00:15:43He's not a good idea.
00:15:45Why does he love you?
00:15:46Who would I call you?
00:15:47You're saying he is your mother?
00:15:49If somebody is someone who do love you?
00:15:50You're saying you are real real.
00:15:51Maybe they will always love me.
00:15:53但有些人 从一开始就应该赢了 我也会把你放心离啊 我爱你 你却爱着他 我都为你的心都碎了 是不是只有忘记我自己 我的泪再不会如雨下
00:16:14这么好的男人都让我遇见了 去了那么久了 怎么还不回来啊
00:16:21女士一共一万七千九 刷卡十现金
00:16:24稍等一下 我老公出去了 我这就给他发信息 让他回来结账
00:16:33把我拉黑了
00:16:38爱马仕礼品卡 加值十万 先抵在你这
00:16:42女士 爱马仕礼品卡 我的楼上
00:16:44她不加的品牌 我的品牌 你这张是假的
00:16:47假的 这怎么可能 她可是风二代
00:16:51女士 如果您没办法付账的话 本人只能报警出现
00:17:01强哥 正好你在附近 你帮帮我 我刚被骗子骗了
00:17:06你帮我把这个餐厅的账结了 我以后还你
00:17:09任开
00:17:11强哥 我刚刚又好好反思了一下 其实我是喜欢你的
00:17:19只是刚才 我刚才没有做好准备
00:17:22你帮我解决眼前的麻烦 我们就在一起喝吧
00:17:26绿茶表 我这是下了眼了才追了你六年
00:17:34你还准备好了 这才是你做好的准备吧
00:17:37啊 居然敢玩我
00:17:38啊 居然敢玩我
00:17:43完成 整镜甜头任务
00:17:45小绿色 主将试超学
00:17:47是否立即超学 主将试
00:17:48是否立即超学 主将试
00:17:51先不着急 顺风二和千里雁我还没玩精通的
00:17:56再见
00:17:58晚上来红青汉 陪姐姐喝点
00:18:02来活啊
00:18:04我愿变成童话铃
00:18:08你爱的那个铁蜜
00:18:12开心
00:18:13小富啊
00:18:15啊
00:18:16给姐姐按腿
00:18:18哎 好嘞
00:18:20攻略对象好感度 一旦达到百分之百
00:18:31则试作完成攻略 直接领取终极奖励
00:18:34攻略对象不再有每日打卡奖励
00:18:36我靠 这可不行啊
00:18:38老子还想继续卡巴克的
00:18:40小富啊
00:18:44今天晚上别回家
00:18:46跟姐回家睡好不好
00:18:50既然佩姐这样说
00:18:52咱们就在这儿吧
00:18:54你怎么也这样啊
00:18:56看来还是这招好使啊
00:18:58呃
00:19:00你怎么也这样啊
00:19:02看来还是这招好使啊
00:19:04呃
00:19:06你怎么也这样啊
00:19:08看来还是这招好使啊
00:19:09呃 对不起啊佩姐
00:19:11我刚才失礼啊
00:19:13你平常根本就不是这样的人
00:19:15我
00:19:16我就是太喜欢你
00:19:17有点没把持住啊
00:19:18啊
00:19:19小富啊
00:19:28嗯
00:19:29你之前可以有些年了
00:19:30姐最近实在是太累了
00:19:32你有没有想转这样的打算
00:19:34哈哈哈
00:19:35佩姐
00:19:36我觉得我们俩现在这样挺好
00:19:37聊这些干嘛
00:19:38哎
00:19:39哎
00:19:43哎
00:19:44哎
00:19:45哎
00:19:46哎
00:19:47哎
00:19:48哎
00:19:49哎
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00:20:13但现在最重要的是赚钱
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00:20:50你谁呀
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00:20:58走错房间了吧
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00:21:03我还伤错女人的我
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00:21:07跑给我这附近有命的看巴子
00:21:09只要你跟了我
00:21:10我会吃香的喝辣的
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00:21:13你就从了我吧你
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