Special Musical Diss Track Edition! Colts Superfan calls "Dolphins useless on land!"

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A special musical edition of a Marcos Mixed Bag! Diss tracks are thrown after a Youtuber calls the "Dolphins useless on land!"

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00:00all right what do you got for us today froggy in the mixed bag as we get ready for dolphins and

00:10colts tobin lower the music i don't have the uh the lower the music all right fine

00:22wow you know this kendrick lamar what he is seeping into the brains of people all across america okay

00:37and if you're not picking up his super coded lyricism you may instead be affected by his

00:47attitude i say all that to say we got beef boys what we got some beef going on what do you mean

00:56these indianapolis colts have sent warning shots now if you guys are vaguely familiar with this

01:09there is a colt super fan who was voted nfl fan of the year a few years ago okay uh who makes

01:16music uh he does uh beautiful renditions each week in which he supports his colts team

01:26and calls out the opposing team right i think i've seen this i've seen him like on uh magnify or things

01:33like that i think maybe we play one of his songs correct just to give you guys uh an idea of what

01:38we're working with here this is a musical genius we got on our hands all right this isn't just some

01:43normal guy who picked up fruity loops and he is sending shots to our miami dolphins and i for one

01:52and not going to take it this is our goal this is our goal this is our goal whether win or lose

02:07we love them for two beat the dolphins they're useless on dry land this is our team go cold

02:19what is this your cousin what did he say about us it sounds like you we're useless on dry land

02:33how dare he how dare he indeed is what i thought he could swim you know i i was just like look i have

02:42an opportunity now i have two things that i can do i can sit idly like like some chump and allow him

02:51to rip my team or i can do what my light skin wonder taught me to do and that's fire back baby

02:57i decided to get in the lab and i'm not gonna let this guy go without letting him know who i am so i

03:07present to you guys the response to the diss track heard across the world i'm gonna remind you of

03:13what his sounds like and i'm gonna show you mine immediately after

03:17this is our goal this is our goal this is our goal this is our goal whether win or lose

03:31we love them for two beat the dolphins they're useless on dry land this is our team

03:41no way no way i see you this track come on now and i raise you a diss track this is our boy

03:58excuse me yeah yeah come on now you know the vibes hey let's go hey forget the team forget the city

04:07i just took a look into the future and the score isn't pretty man we might just put on 50

04:12ain't no man i'd rather do the waddle than the gritty man they really might be silly

04:17tobin already told me there's nothing good in indy the city ain't windy the city ain't pretty

04:23it ain't the big apple dog it ain't even philly i attack with a rap that'll smack half the team

04:28oh yeah fuck pat mcafee i'm gonna leave my info at the bottom get back to me rip to the colts

04:34this is a rap related casualty i ain't have to do it to him same way mika i ain't have

04:40to try it they just do it to him i'm gonna introduce to it to him meanwhile i got zac

04:44see that over here chewing through them that's my favorite line rip to the colts

04:52rip to the colts rip to the colts rip to the colts rip to the colts rip to the colts

04:58rip to the rip to the rip to the colts

05:01rip to the colts wow i thought you're gonna say ribbit to the colts

05:09Ribbit to the Colts.

05:11That's good.

05:12I think that's basically what you did to him is you Kendrick Lamar'd him.

05:16Well, I wouldn't know.

05:18He is Drake to your Kendrick Lamar.

05:20I mean, that's really, wow.

05:23Didn't mean to.

05:24No, I mean, that's exactly what happened.

05:26You are Kendrick.

05:29He would have maybe gotten away with it, the Colts guy, if he could actually sing.

05:35Well, you know.

05:35That was really bad.

05:36I think he's doing his best.

05:39Who's aware of the opponent?

05:40This is it.

05:40Then you can't just be coming out like, yeah.

05:46You can't just be saying things like we're useless on dry land.

05:48I mean, you're going to get.

05:51Didn't they only win four games last year?

05:54The Colts?

05:55Yeah.

05:56What is this?

05:57Is your trivia for today, hey, let's talk about everybody's record from last year.

06:02You did the same thing with the Patriots.

06:03And what side on the court?

06:05I was just saying, like, we're, like, we're singing songs about teams that were hot garbage.

06:13It's a bit.

06:16Kendrick and Liam and A's.

06:18They won eight games last year.

06:19Same as the Dolphins.

06:20Oh.

06:21Oh.

06:22Oh.

06:23Really?

06:23Yeah.

06:25Remember the last two weeks that everybody was in the division?

06:31Everybody had a chance to win that division?

06:33Yep.

06:34I do remember that.

06:34Yeah.

06:35Indianapolis does suck, though.

06:37It's a terrible city.

06:38I mean, like, let's not mention words.

06:39I mean, it's really bad.

06:40I've played Indy before, and that's where you do the combine.

06:44Yeah.

06:44Well, they may want to run the 40 to a better city, because their city sucks.

06:52What place is a dump?

06:55I just dropped it on Spotify, YouTube.

06:58Oh, yeah.

06:59This is coming out today.

07:00I already made a video version of it.

07:02Wow.

07:02I put the city of Indianapolis on blast, dude.

07:07And you know what?

07:07Pat McAfee had to take a shot, too.

07:09Had to.

07:09Yeah, I mean, he's basically, you know, him and, uh, enough of him and Halliburton.

07:16Oh, enough of that.

07:17Sick of him, dude.

07:19By the way, you see we got a Mrs. Street Clothes now?

07:22We're late?

07:23Yeah, Kaelin Clark, done for the season.

07:26Oh.

07:26Oh, I did see that.

07:27Oh.

07:28She's Mrs. 4-6.

07:29Or Miz.

07:31She only played, like, four games, five games this year.

07:34I am, dude.

07:34She's Street Clothes.

07:35That groin, is she going to need surgery?

07:37I mean, she doesn't have to do anything.

07:39You just sent her a pile of cash.

07:41No.

07:41You know, the Gatorade commercials.

07:42You don't need that league.

07:44Yeah, that's right.

07:45She, uh, recently released smoke.

07:48That's her lowest paying job.

07:50Yeah, it is.

07:51That much, yeah.

07:52That much is accurate.

07:55I'm sorry.

07:57I'm not going to make it back.

07:58Where are you going?

07:59My actual paying job?

08:02Commercials?

08:05Man.

08:06I saw she was yelling at someone recently, like, from half courts.

08:09Something about it wasn't a foul.

08:10Not to know she's not playing.

08:12Like, what are you doing?

08:13You can't argue Street Clothes.

08:15She is.

08:16She's, she's, uh, she's WNBA-AD.

08:21Yikes.

08:22Yep.

08:23Tough look.

08:24It's their season.

08:25They're not in the playoffs yet.

08:26I was like, oh, they're still going on, huh?

08:28I don't know.

08:29I see.

08:30The WNBA?

08:31They've only been playing for, like, a couple of months.

08:32They don't play that long.

08:34They don't play.

08:35Yeah.

08:35I mean, they, they play, what, they play, like, 40 games?

08:38Yeah.

08:38Something like that?

08:40Twice a week.

08:4120 weeks.

08:42That's, what, four and a half months?

08:44Oh, the first round is, uh, September 14th.

08:46So, it's right around the corner.

08:47I was wondering.

08:48I was like, they're still not in the playoffs yet?

08:51They end up, they end up right when basketball starts.

08:54So.

08:56Perfect.

08:57And then, uh, Asia flies to Miami to be with Bam.

09:00Mm.

09:03Those lovebirds.

09:04Adorbs.

09:06Two scoops of adorable, those two.

09:10Man, their team was terrible early on.

09:12They turned it on.

09:14Yeah, I mean, she's putting up crazy numbers.

09:16Yeah, crazy numbers.

09:18Well, ArtFrogSavvy, well done.

09:22I like the addition to the frog in the beginning, by the way.

09:24Are you officially changing your name to Frogboy as a rapper?

09:27I think it's going to be ArtFrogSavvy.

09:29I love it.

09:32Well, you know, listen, plenty of rappers have multiple personalities, you know?

09:36What do they call Kendrick Lamar?

09:37They call him, uh, K-Dot, don't they?

09:39I don't know what they call that.

09:40It's kind of like that, you know?

09:41Not, I mean, you know, they got stupid ones like Drake, who calls himself Drizzy, you know?

09:45I'm thinking about that.

09:46Or like Shae Pan Poppy.

09:47Yeah, Shae Pan Poppy.

09:49You know, they got stupid names.

09:50But, I mean, some rappers, they got good ones.

09:53Oh, Kung Fu Kenny.

09:56He probably doesn't even know Kung Fu.

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