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00:00I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
00:11Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
00:19Welcome aboard, the Miss Emily.
00:21The finest yacht this side of the Atlantic.
00:24Spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
00:30I have never met anyone like you before.
00:38Everything about you excites me.
00:50Kathy, meet our CEO, Mario Bonacorsi.
00:55Mario is my husband.
01:00What the fuck?
01:01I don't care if she's a two or a dad.
01:03Fucking get rid of her.
01:04Grace, get out.
01:06You're fired.
01:07I love you, Cassie.
01:09You're fired.
01:10I love you, Cassie.
01:11I love you.
01:12You know here.
01:13What is it?
01:14I love you.
01:15I love you.
01:16No jubbles.
01:17I love you.
01:19It's very, it's very
01:23Maluk.
01:24It is.
01:25It just PÃ¥ la cu, la, la.
01:29It's not a bad dude.
01:30No.
01:31But I really love you.
01:33You only use the bottle.
01:34Oh yes.
01:35What...
01:35I'm sue.
01:36You finished the bottle. You drink too much.
01:39I'm blowing off some steam.
01:41Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
01:48You're sucking the minibar dry.
01:50You sound like Grace.
02:01Really, Mario? Another blown sale?
02:04It's pennies to us. We'll be fine.
02:06Oh, fuck we will. I'd rather die than fall into the middle class.
02:12Maybe if you didn't spend so much money, we'd be in better shape.
02:15Look, I hired a new designer. She's young. We need fresh ideas.
02:20People love my designs.
02:22Fine. She starts next week.
02:30I'm gonna go grab a drink.
02:34Ugh.
02:50This is Mario.
02:52Get your ass back to the office.
02:53Hi, Grace. I'm doing so well. Thank you for asking.
02:57I mean it, Mario.
02:59Yeah, I'm in the middle of a mimosa. I can't.
03:00Well, we have a meeting with Prince Fizzlebottom. We need to prep.
03:05No, I'm not doing that.
03:07Why the hell not?
03:08I asked you to give me the weekend. Give me that.
03:09I could give a fuck about your little weekend excursion.
03:13That's the problem. You don't care about me.
03:15Our marriage is a sham. We're not in love.
03:17Love?
03:19Don't talk to me about love.
03:21You plus me equals yacht money, period.
03:24Look, I'm no value to this company if I'm this burned out.
03:28I will talk to you on Monday.
03:29I've always loved yachts.
03:40The sea, the sound of the waves, the fish swimming alongside the boat.
03:47It brings me this calmness, you know?
03:51Yeah, I'd like to make waves with you.
03:54What now?
03:55Yeah, take that poop deck to Pound Town.
03:58Oh, for fuck's sake.
04:01Oh, actually, uh, hold that thought.
04:04Captain's got to go drain the main barge.
04:06Don't miss me too hard.
04:11Look.
04:13Hmm.
04:20I have eyes, you know.
04:33Yeah, but you also have a six-pack.
04:38Can't blame a girl for staring.
04:44I'm Mario.
04:46Cassie.
04:47I messed up real good.
04:48Something of those times that I don't think of.
04:57Hey, asshole.
04:59Stop talking to my girl.
05:00I'll knock your teeth out.
05:02I'm not your girl.
05:04I literally met you five minutes ago.
05:07That's not what your inner thighs were telling me.
05:12Oh, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?
05:13Oh, oh.
05:16Oh.
05:17Damn.
05:19Nice knockout.
05:21Look.
05:23I don't have time for romance.
05:27I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
05:32I'm not asking you to fall in love.
05:34Spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
05:38Come on.
05:38You had me at yacht.
05:45Listen here, jackass.
05:48You cannot do that to me.
05:50You cannot do that to me.
06:00You cannot do that to me.
06:02Grace won't like some whore
06:24dirting up the yacht?
06:26That's nowhere to treat a guest, Helen.
06:29There's some dick at the bar
06:30and she got injured.
06:31Grace won't...
06:32I don't know.
06:33Could you help me get some pajamas on her, please?
06:37I'm staying out of this.
06:57Wow.
06:58Women of the night just lack...
07:01Professionals in these days.
07:04I'm not a prostitute!
07:06Where the hell am I?
07:09You're sitting on the Miss Emily.
07:12Finance yacht this side of the Atlantic.
07:15Well, fuck.
07:16I'm underdressed.
07:18I brought you here
07:19after that dipshit at the bar
07:20knocked you out.
07:22Oh, thanks.
07:24I guess...
07:24I guess...
07:26I'd better get going.
07:29Stay.
07:30For breakfast.
07:31I don't know.
07:33Come on.
07:34I'll make you world-class eggs.
07:44You need...
07:45to leave.
07:47Why?
07:48My job...
07:50is...
07:54is to protect...
07:54to protect...
07:55to protect Mario...
07:57and you're...
07:57nothing...
07:58but trouble.
08:00Well...
08:01last time I checked,
08:03Mario invited me to stay.
08:05So...
08:06I'm staying.
08:10Mario isn't someone
08:12you want to get involved with.
08:14Listen.
08:16If a Hawkeye
08:17is inviting me on his yacht
08:18for the day...
08:20I'm all in.
08:23That's like...
08:24every...
08:24every girl's wedding
08:26dream.
08:28Fine.
08:30Prepare to have
08:32your heart broken.
08:33Okay.
08:34Okay.
08:40Good morning.
08:54I feel like a dumb
08:56truck ran over me
08:57last night.
09:09Ah...
09:10Oh, fuck me.
09:16That's...
09:16good.
09:17Yeah.
09:19Damn.
09:22I have...
09:23never...
09:24met anyone like you before.
09:31You must...
09:31live a peaceful life.
09:34Or...
09:35boring.
09:40Okay.
09:48How do you want...
09:51direct?
09:55I'm fine with whatever.
09:57Come on.
09:59Come on.
09:59That's not...
09:59an answer.
10:01You gotta give me...
10:02something here?
10:03Do you want them...
10:04scrambled?
10:04Fried?
10:05Sunny side up?
10:06Raw?
10:08Raw?
10:10Raw?
10:12Raw.
10:14Okay.
10:23Did you save...
10:23any for me?
10:26No.
10:26They're all mine.
10:27They're all mine.
10:28They're all mine.
10:37Let me get a moment.
10:37Oh...
10:38these are...
10:41give it back.
10:41I was technically it's my work actually so
10:58Only one cure for it. What's the cure?
11:05Taking me on
11:11Yep
11:17I didn't do that
11:19Yes
11:27Hmm
13:11I don't care about that.
13:41I don't care about that.
14:11I don't care if she's a two or a 10.
14:32I can get rid of her.
14:41I mean, you get to keep your job.
14:51I don't know.
14:58I'll make you a regional manager of the yacht dining room.
15:13Oh my gosh, Grace.
15:20I want to thank you, too.
16:21Thanks for joining us.
16:28All straight down to you.
16:32There we go.
16:38I'll be back on it first.
18:40You make me excited about the future.
18:47Take me, Captain.
18:49Take me, Captain.
19:19I'm designing something brilliant right now.
19:21This girl hasn't under some spell.
19:25Oh, barf.
19:26I don't care who he fucks.
19:28As long as he doesn't fuck with my money.
19:30Give me one more day.
19:32Fine.
19:33One more day, Helen.
19:34But you better not fuck this up.
19:36Did you know you have a mole on your ass?
19:43I do not.
19:46Wouldn't I know better than you?
19:48No, I have the greatest ass around here.
19:50What are you talking about?
19:50My ass would disagree.
19:55Can't argue that.
19:57No.
20:00Mario.
20:01What the fuck, Helen?
20:03Grace, he's to talk to you.
20:06Who's Grace?
20:09His wife?
20:10You're married?
20:17You're married?
20:20You're married?
20:22I'll tell Grace you'll call her back.
20:25Yeah, see, I can explain.
20:26Seems pretty black and white to me.
20:28Yeah, we're not happy.
20:29How original.
20:30Okay, it's more, it's less of a marriage
20:32and more of a, uh, a business arrangement.
20:35Fuck off.
20:37I should have known.
20:39All men are shit.
20:41Cassie.
20:43Cassie.
20:44I never want to see
20:46your rotten cheater face again.
20:57So, I guess that's over with.
21:00Oh, fuck off, Helen.
21:02You ruined everything.
21:04I'm doing my job.
21:06You're not working for me
21:07or for Grace.
21:28Oh.
21:28This is for the best.
21:38You start your new job on Monday.
21:40You're a big girl now.
21:41Act like it.
21:42You have no idea how excited I am to be here.
21:55I'm very pleased to have you here.
21:57You're a perfect fit
21:59for the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
22:01I promise I won't let you down.
22:02Good.
22:03Let me show you to your desk.
22:04And this is your desk.
22:19It's right next to my assistant, Tatum.
22:22He's the office gremlin.
22:23Try your best to ignore him.
22:24Hi there, Cassisaurus Rex.
22:27Welcome to the family.
22:28Oh, Tatum, you're so annoying.
22:40Do you like Nani?
22:41so glad you're here please let me know if you need anything like anything thanks tatum that's
23:02enough thank you thank you he's my sister's son
23:10and we are here already and how long an adventure did you expect no i just thought you'd take me
23:38somewhere further i thought i only had you through the weekend you only have one chance
23:45make the most of it oh i'm gonna make the most of it trust
23:59you're getting settled in yeah so i'd love to know how you got into the art business
24:04most kids your age would rather be on a party boat than discussing passerelles
24:11i like that you appreciate y'all i feel most at home in the water
24:22this is my dad's old yacht whenever i'm on here it makes me think of our time to spend together
24:27my grandfather was a tugboat captain that's what got me into the business you're in the business
24:34yes i start my new job monday i guess you could say it's been in my bones since i was a kid
24:43i love that you were a yacht kid i was too okay listen cassie we have a huge opportunity with a vip
24:52client i can't say who it's a prince we need fresh ideas and that no good husband of mine is mia
25:01don't get me started men are the worst yes i knew i was right about you this is the brief
25:08i need a dozen brilliant ideas by lunchtime i'll get started right away but first let's introduce you to
25:15the team oh mario so nice of you to grace us with your presence
25:26good morning everyone so before we get started i'd like to introduce you all to our new design
25:33specialist cassie morgan cassie um welcome aboard uh thanks mario's my husband
26:03what the fuck what the fuck uh grace she oversees hiring and i i swear i didn't know i didn't know
26:21you're my fucking boss let me explain please okay grace and i both come from prominent yacht
26:34building families we got married so we could merge our businesses we loved making money and being a
26:39yachting power couple but marriage was a mistake we were never in love but i'm afraid that if we get a
26:47divorce this is gonna destroy the business but you still lied to me mario you should have told me
26:53you were the ceo of the bonacorsi yacht corporation yeah look i wanted you to get to know me for me not
26:59my money or yacht prestige because i'm so shallow right bullshit you have to quit no no cassie i need
27:07you please you make me excited about life again please stay please stay i need a minute
27:17i never felt for grace but i feel for you
27:37prove it
27:47oh
28:08tying me up on
28:09hmm
28:15you have to be punished for that shit you pones
28:29okay
28:35okay cassie hey hey cassie you can't meet me like this i am a ceo
28:43what the
28:45can i have a meeting with you and mario i have some ideas i'd love to share
28:53yes fabulous i love your ambition this is amazing i'm so excited
28:59i hope you have something good
29:03i tried to reach mario but he seems really busy i guess you're stuck with me
29:09well according to yachts of america hot tubs are the latest rage i think we could take it a step farther
29:17and introduce japanese tubs japanese tubs
29:21they're elegant little pools with seating for ultimate spa luxury if we do this right
29:27it'll be the next big trend
29:29and yachts this is great i love the rocks in the background did you do
29:37oh
29:39this is great
29:41this is great sure as a fireball huh
29:43yeah uh
29:45just stand there with your dick in your hand help me
29:47oh
29:49come on
29:51yeah
29:53thank you
29:55uh
29:57uh
29:59yes
30:01don't need coffee no
30:11i really think it's more about the motion of the ocean
30:15than the actual
30:17oh
30:19where have you been i tried calling
30:25i was tied up
30:27cassie had some brilliant ideas for the prince's yacht
30:31yeah yeah cassie i would love to see them
30:33would you mind meeting me in my office please
30:35it would be my pleasure
30:37come on team let's go make mama some money
30:41that was a dirty little trick you played
30:51this is not the yacht this is my business
30:53i can't do this mario i care too much about my career
30:57and i can't let you get in the way of accomplishing my goals
30:59who said i'm getting in the way of your goals
31:01i'm not the same girl that i was two days ago
31:03i've matured
31:05grace says i have a chance to advance here
31:07i'm the head designer cassie my name is on that door
31:11assuming that grace runs this business is a mistake
31:13i'm the ceo
31:15impress me
31:17don't tempt me mario
31:19don't tempt me mario
31:21you mean like this
31:23nope
31:25not working
31:27how about this
31:29nothing
31:31how about now
31:33definitely
31:37not
31:39i love you
31:41did you fall and hit your head
31:45do i need to call 911
31:47i love you cassie
31:49why
31:51because you make me feel alive
31:53again like i can breathe again
32:01even if i did love you
32:03i can't do this mario
32:05the z
32:27mario banagorsi of z
32:29banagorsi hot association
32:31or whatever always keep his clients waiting
32:33no
32:35a drink
32:37i text him
32:39he's on his way
32:45i'm so sorry to keep you waiting
32:47it's not like i have a country to attend to
32:49i assume you've seen my notes
32:51notes
32:53my thoughts on the designs
32:55yes
32:57where should we start
32:59did you even look at them the paper with the colors
33:01mario has been working day and night on your yacht designs i assure you
33:05sonnet
33:07i'm a prince i demand respect
33:09drink
33:11your yacht is our top priority
33:13then act like it
33:15i leave the country in two days okay
33:17if i do not see my designs by then
33:19i will i must go to the caprizzi ad corporation
33:21the caprizzi ad corporation
33:23the caprizzi have nothing on the ponder courses
33:25they can barely float a pontoon
33:27make me a super cool yacht
33:29or i will have no choice
33:31and
33:37the fuck was that mario get your head in the game
33:39i'm doing the best i can grace
33:41hell yeah holland told me about your little distraction
33:43oh so you're spying on me now
33:45you know the deal
33:47i don't care who you stick your dick into
33:49just don't let it fuck with our company
33:51you can have it
34:01hi
34:05i was hoping i could run some ideas past you
34:07good
34:09i am drowning here
34:11what are we looking at
34:13okay
34:14so the prince
34:15wants to be able to sleep ten on his yacht
34:17with three bedrooms and an office
34:18and i need to be able to squeeze in
34:20two extra beds
34:22so the yacht king himself
34:24mario bonacorsi needs my help
34:27luckily the solution is so obvious
34:30please enlighten me
34:32we put a murphy bed
34:35in the office
34:37and a pull-out couch
34:38in the living room
34:39with the right ergonomics
34:41the fluid dynamics
34:43will remain consistent
34:45i could sacrifice the office closet
34:46for the murphy bed and desk
34:48raise the flybridge by six inches
34:49and voila
34:50you're a genius
34:51i guess i am the one steering the ship
34:53in this relationship
34:55relationship
34:57i didn't mean that
35:02i want to be with you
35:05then get a divorce
35:07it's not that simple
35:09it's a piece of paper
35:10if i get a divorce
35:11it'll completely ruin the name of the company
35:13then why are you trying so hard to get in my pants
35:15i'm not trying to just get in your pants
35:17i want every bit of you
35:19you can't say things like that with a wedding ring on your finger
35:23give me some time
35:26it's so hard to hate you
35:53it's you cassie
36:10it's always going to be you
36:12too close
36:23yes mrs grace
36:24schedule an emergency board meeting now
36:26what about your bunions
36:28my bunions will have to wait
36:33thank you for being here
36:34i apologize for the short notice
36:36there is an incident that needs to be addressed immediately
36:39office professionalism
36:43tatum
36:44lesson one
36:46treat your co-workers with kindness
36:49great advice
36:50she is so wise
36:51shut up tatum
36:52okay
36:53moving on
36:54lesson two
36:56watch your language
36:58reach it mrs grace
37:00tatum that's enough
37:01lesson three
37:04don't fuck your boss
37:06don't fuck your boss
37:13cassie you have something to add
37:15um
37:16are you sure
37:17i mean you're the one fucking mario after all
37:19surely you have something to say
37:21grace stop
37:22and you
37:23a hooker is one thing
37:25but i never thought you'd stoop so low
37:27you're giving up a yacht
37:29for a rowboat
37:31fuck you
37:33she's obviously only using you for your money and your yacht prestige
37:39grace it's over
37:40face it
37:41you've been riding my coattails for far too long
37:44you're nothing without me
37:46i love cassie
37:48who is now
37:50fired
37:51i told you i didn't want any distractions
37:54i wanted to succeed on my own and you ruined that for me
37:57cassie
37:58poor little cassie
38:00poor little cassie
38:01who do you think really makes all the decisions around here
38:03tatum
38:05your yacht career is finished
38:08you will never work in the boat building business again
38:11wait no grace i didn't know that he was your husband
38:14bullshit
38:15don't even try to friend me on linkedin
38:17i won't accept it
38:18tatum
38:19get her out of here
38:21bye-bye
38:27hehehehe
38:29stop
38:34what do you want mario
38:38you ruined my life
38:39i'll talk to grace
38:40grace. It's too late. The ship has sunk. But what about us? There's no us. Mario, you lied to me
38:53from the very beginning. How could I ever trust you? Cassia, I'm in love with you.
39:01Goodbye, Mario. Let's go.
39:16I'm so sorry you had experienced that ugliness. Let's get back to Prince Fizzlebottom.
39:22Grace. Look at who it is. The man of the hour. Did you squeeze a quickie in with your girlfriend
39:28before she was drug out of here? Grace, get out. You're fired.
39:35Excuse me? Get your shit and get out. That's hilarious. The Bonacorsi Corporation is nothing
39:42without me. I don't need you anymore. You humiliated me for the last time. I want you out of my
39:48business and out of my life. You don't mean that. Security! Wouldn't dare. Take her away.
39:55Mario, you'll regret this. You're nothing without me. Mrs. Grace, don't make this harder than it has
40:03to be. I'll get you, Mario. I know a girlfriend, too. All right. Let's get back to work. The Prince
40:10leaves tomorrow. We get a yacht to design. Shall I rub your feet, sir? Don't you have a master's
40:16degree in marine architecture? I do. Let's get to drafting. Your butler days are over. Thank
40:22you, Mr. Mario. You have the heartbeat of a lion. Okay. That's it. It's a pleasure to see you,
40:34Prince Fizzlebottom. I hope you are prepared this time. You have some great ideas I think
40:39you're going to be very happy with. What happened to your wife? Ex-wife. Grace no longer works for the
40:46company. Oh, so good. That woman was insufferable. Eh. Oh, la la. Japanese hot tub. Okay, now this is a
41:01Bon Gorsi design. Well, I can't take full credit. The layout was created by a brilliant new design
41:07specialist, Cassie. Oh, I want her, Cassie, to spearhead my yacht. Yes, your majesty. As soon as I
41:14win her back. Oh, go get the tiger.
41:20Yeah.
41:23All right.
41:31I'm glad you came. Start talking. Grace is out. She's no longer at the company. Well, I guess
41:44that's good for you then. It's good for us. There is no us, Mario. I want to hire you back. Head of yacht
41:54yacht. You're a designer. Your first client is a VIP. So what? Prince Fizzlebottom. The fucking
42:06Prince? Yup. He loved your designs. Especially the Japanese hot tub. Son of a bitch! He wants you to be the lead
42:18designer for his yacht. Get the fuck out of here! So what do you say?
42:30I can't, Mario.
42:34Why not? I was humiliated.
42:42I'm sorry. Things are going to be different without Grace in charge.
42:46It doesn't matter. I can't show my face there ever again.
42:52Cassie, listen. Come back and start fresh. You're a trailblazer. It's one of the reasons
42:59I love you.
43:00Keep talking.
43:05I don't just have feelings for you, okay? I want you to come back to work because I think
43:10you are a brilliant yacht designer.
43:12You really think so?
43:15You impressed the Prince on your first day. The sky is the limit. I want to grow the business
43:21with you. Only you. Please come back.
43:29I want to hear you beg.
43:31Cassie, for the love of yachts. Please come back to work. I cannot live without you.
43:45You know what, Mario?
43:48What?
43:52I love you, too.
43:53I love you, too.
43:55Take me to my cabin.
44:21Yes, ma'am.
44:22Cheers to one year of partnership. There's no one I'd rather do it with.
44:48Do what? Business or sex?
44:53Both.
44:56That's what I thought.
44:57What the fuck?
45:20Cassie.
45:21Oh, my fucking God.
45:24Okay, would you let me finish?
45:25I always let you finish.
45:27Cassie.
45:28Okay, fine. Go.
45:31I love you.
45:32I love you?
45:36My business,
45:37my yacht,
45:39my life
45:40wouldn't be what it is without you.
45:45It's always been you.
45:47Will you marry me?
45:48Obviously.
45:50Obviously.
46:12I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:15I could get in so much trouble.
46:20What do you want?
46:25Revenge.
46:25Revenge.
46:26Revenge.
46:27Revenge.
46:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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