00:00Why am I even trying to be a nurse?
00:02I'm gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life.
00:05NO!
00:09You're very attractive for a carpet clean lady.
00:12Although you maybe could do something with your hair.
00:15You know...
00:16No, that's not it. It's your face.
00:18Yeah.
00:21Could you be a doll and get me a little snack?
00:23You know I was just hired to do carpets, right?
00:25You're fired.
00:26I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire self-absorbed life.
00:30Just pay me and I'll be on my way.
00:32Nope.
00:34NO!
00:35I'm ripping!
00:36He is the devil.
00:37I owe the cleaning company 3,000 bucks for a new machine.
00:39And they fired me.
00:40Rich people can get away with everything.
00:42I'm Daniel John.
00:43NO!
00:44I don't know what day it is.
00:48I don't even know my own name.
00:50Amnesia.
00:51In our little town.
00:52That's him.
00:53I have an idea.
00:54It is poetic in its justice.
00:57I'm here to pick up my husband.
00:59You're really my wife?
01:00For better or worse, baby.
01:04I'm poor?
01:05Yep.
01:06Danny!
01:07How come they don't look like me?
01:08We had to use a sperm donor.
01:10I'm sterile.
01:12You're getting picked up for work bright and early.
01:15I work?
01:16Three jobs.
01:18Oh, I want a fake husband.
01:20I love my husband.
01:21I love my husband!
01:22I love my husband!
01:23I love my husband!
01:24I love my husband!
01:25I love my husband!
01:26Hey!
01:27Hey!
01:28I love my husband!
01:29Hey!
01:31Watch me now!
01:32Hi, honey!
01:33How was your first day?
01:35I said, what?
01:36He did it in the morning.
01:37Did we need to take him to the hospital?
01:39He said, Bobby.
01:40Nobody else do it like that!
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