00:00We all know how things go.
00:04Humans on Earth do some pretty f***ed up shit,
00:06and then they die and they end up in hell.
00:09Well, some of us are born here,
00:11and we aim to be a little something bigger,
00:13something cooler.
00:15What in the f*** is this? Who are you?
00:17The name's Blitz, the O is silent,
00:19and I'll be your assassin today.
00:21All our clients want is to make sure
00:23the people they hate get what's coming to them.
00:26We're gonna sell revenge!
00:29I have been permitting you
00:31to access the mortal realm for some time now.
00:34What if we worked out some kind of exchange?
00:37And he just gave it to you after that.
00:40Yeah, let's go with that.
00:42I brought you all into this company for a reason.
00:46If we can't make it here,
00:48then no one deserves to.
00:50All right, slackers, let's get this hit going!
00:54We need to do it with some pizazz, some sparkle.
00:58Oh, this is too easy.
01:01Everybody's got issues.
01:03Especially dads.
01:05That doesn't mean they don't care.
01:08You don't have to stay here with me,
01:10but I want you to.
01:14How's that?
01:15For demon scum!
01:18Blitz, you believe you could be anything.
01:21Anything.
01:24And that made me feel like I could be anything, too.
01:30Oh!
01:31Trying to have a f***ing emotional moment here!
01:38Now, I'm gonna break you like a f***ing horse.
01:42Oh, don't you dare talk sexy to me!
01:46You're still on the horse thing?!
01:48Ugh.
01:50If this man's going to discover how he might be.
01:52We love you.
01:58We love you.
02:00We love you too.
02:02We love you, too!
02:04And we love you too.
02:06We love you too!
02:07And your game is perfect.
02:09We love you too.
02:10But in the future,
02:11we've met you though.
02:12And you really want it?
