00:00This is cat school.
00:01Every cat must graduate from here to become the perfect feline.
00:06It's a bright and sunny morning.
00:08Little cats wearing little scarves are making their way to school,
00:12each carrying a little backpack.
00:14They enter the classroom and take their seats.
00:17Their teacher, a cool cat with a little briefcase,
00:20stands by the windowsill.
00:22Lesson 1.
00:23Knocking things over.
00:25A classic essential skill every cat must master.
00:28The teacher shows them how it's done,
00:31pushing a glass off the table with his paw.
00:34Bravo.
00:35Now it's their turn, one by one.
00:38They try to push the glass off the table,
00:40but they just end up knocking it towards their teacher.
00:43Oops.
00:44Lesson 2.
00:45Midnight zoomies.
00:47Of course, every cat knows the most important rule of the school.
00:51No zoomies during class.
00:53But once the moon is out, all bets are off.
00:56The students get to run wildly around the classroom,
01:00knocking things over and batting at each other's tails.
01:04It's so much fun.
01:05Lesson 3.
01:06Keyboard Takeover.
01:08Humans spend all day typing away at their laptops,
01:12but it's hard to work when there's a bunch of cats jumping onto your keyboard,
01:16blocking your screen.
01:17The teacher shows them how it's done,
01:20jumping onto a laptop and strategically placing themselves in front of the screen.
01:25The humans try to shoo them away,
01:28but the cats just meow defiantly and take a nap on top of their keyboards.
01:33I got them.
01:34Lesson 4.
01:35Box Obsession.
01:36There are many things cats love more than boxes.
01:39The world is their oyster,
01:41and today the little cats got to pick their very own box,
01:45no matter how small.
01:47This one's too small.
01:49Nope, not this one either.
01:51Ah, perfect.
01:52Now it's time for the final exam.
01:55One by one, each student must get up on this table and knock this vase off.
02:00It's quite a challenge,
02:01but the first tries and fails.
02:04The second tries and fails.
02:06Finally, it's the last cat's turn.
02:09She takes a deep breath,
02:11runs up to the table and jumps.
02:13She reaches out her paw hesitantly,
02:15and then she lets out a mighty meow,
02:18knocking the vase off the table.
02:20All the cats erupt into tears.
02:22She did it.
02:23The teacher looks out the window and says,
02:26Congratulations, humans.
02:28Your homes are now our playgrounds.
02:31The cats all meow cheerfully as they run off to cause some chaos.
02:34¿ więc?
02:35Who knows?
02:36Then it's active.
02:36I'll read your Kazu Yahoo!
02:37Then I'll read your handout.
02:37So we're shortly at once.
