The New Day throw a funeral for the World Tag Team Titles: Raw highlights, Sept. 1, 2025

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00:30Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to converse about life, specifically about

00:47a beautiful, lovely, and incredible life that was unceremoniously ripped away from

00:56us on June 30th, 2025.

01:01We are talking about the life of the WWE World Tag Team Championships.

01:09Our precious titles were stolen from us.

01:12The bald head tyrant Adam Pearce, alongside the Judgment Day, have effectively killed

01:17the entire tag team division in cold blood.

01:20In the undeserving hands of the Judgment Day, those championships will go missing unseen,

01:27locked away in a dirty, disgusting clubhouse.

01:32Eventually to be covered in grease from low quality chicken tenders.

01:39Which top fighting athlete will be relegated to serving Dominic Mysterio,

01:46beak and talon infested chicken fingers each Monday night on Raw?

01:51Tune in to see because apparently that's more important to them than who the tag team champions are.

01:56It's disgusting.

01:58It's horrible.

01:59It's not sanitary.

02:00This is what they want to do with the titles?

02:03Those are the kinds of champions that we're going to have of our division?

02:08They're undeserving.

02:09They're unworthy.

02:10There's not even ranch.

02:13No sweet baby rays.

02:15Not even some ketchup.

02:17You want to be a Samoan?

02:19Get some mayonnaise on him.

02:20Some Polynesian sauce.

02:24And it blows my mind the ratio of processed meat to breading when you know Finn Balor hasn't

02:32had a carb in 15 years.

02:34I don't care about anything.

02:35He can't even partake and he's a member of the group.

02:37Savages.

02:38Exclusion.

02:39Discrimination.

02:40All of it.

02:41All of it.

02:42This is a travesty.

02:46And I hope you see it.

02:48It's not just a travesty for our tag team division.

02:52This is a travesty for the entirety of WWE.

02:57And beyond.

02:59The lack of efficient and quality role models.

03:05The example that they're setting for the kids.

03:07That's what I'm really concerned about.

03:09There's so many kids that watch the show.

03:12My kids watch the show.

03:13My kids watch the show.

03:15And we put on such good examples for these kids.

03:17We give them something to look up to.

03:19And now they gotta watch the judgement day with their rotating door.

03:23Not really caring about friendship.

03:25No loyalty.

03:26Bond.

03:27No loyalty.

03:28Montez.

03:29You're just a raise more than one team

03:30that people could suffer.

03:31It's not a block.

03:32Especially when you..

03:33Can you be.

03:34Right?

03:35I'm really sorry, not only women, you, what do you eat?

03:36I say it again cause y'all don't like to hear it.

03:37Look at how we are dressed.

03:39You realize that this is a two-man job.

03:43A certain big man wouldn't be able to fit this mold.

03:47That's right.

03:49We got rid of Big E.

03:53I'll say it again because y'all don't like to hear it!

03:55We got rid of Big E!

03:59But that bald head tyrant...

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