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The New Day throw a funeral for the World Tag Team Titles: Raw highlights, Sept. 1, 2025
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00:30Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to converse about life, specifically about
00:47a beautiful, lovely, and incredible life that was unceremoniously ripped away from
00:56us on June 30th, 2025.
01:01We are talking about the life of the WWE World Tag Team Championships.
01:09Our precious titles were stolen from us.
01:12The bald head tyrant Adam Pearce, alongside the Judgment Day, have effectively killed
01:17the entire tag team division in cold blood.
01:20In the undeserving hands of the Judgment Day, those championships will go missing unseen,
01:27locked away in a dirty, disgusting clubhouse.
01:32Eventually to be covered in grease from low quality chicken tenders.
01:39Which top fighting athlete will be relegated to serving Dominic Mysterio,
01:46beak and talon infested chicken fingers each Monday night on Raw?
01:51Tune in to see because apparently that's more important to them than who the tag team champions are.
01:56It's disgusting.
01:58It's horrible.
01:59It's not sanitary.
02:00This is what they want to do with the titles?
02:03Those are the kinds of champions that we're going to have of our division?
02:08They're undeserving.
02:09They're unworthy.
02:10There's not even ranch.
02:13No sweet baby rays.
02:15Not even some ketchup.
02:17You want to be a Samoan?
02:19Get some mayonnaise on him.
02:20Some Polynesian sauce.
02:24And it blows my mind the ratio of processed meat to breading when you know Finn Balor hasn't
02:32had a carb in 15 years.
02:34I don't care about anything.
02:35He can't even partake and he's a member of the group.
02:37Savages.
02:38Exclusion.
02:39Discrimination.
02:40All of it.
02:41All of it.
02:42This is a travesty.
02:46And I hope you see it.
02:48It's not just a travesty for our tag team division.
02:52This is a travesty for the entirety of WWE.
02:57And beyond.
02:59The lack of efficient and quality role models.
03:05The example that they're setting for the kids.
03:07That's what I'm really concerned about.
03:09There's so many kids that watch the show.
03:12My kids watch the show.
03:13My kids watch the show.
03:15And we put on such good examples for these kids.
03:17We give them something to look up to.
03:19And now they gotta watch the judgement day with their rotating door.
03:23Not really caring about friendship.
03:25No loyalty.
03:26Bond.
03:27No loyalty.
03:28Montez.
03:29You're just a raise more than one team
03:30that people could suffer.
03:31It's not a block.
03:32Especially when you..
03:33Can you be.
03:34Right?
03:35I'm really sorry, not only women, you, what do you eat?
03:36I say it again cause y'all don't like to hear it.
03:37Look at how we are dressed.
03:39You realize that this is a two-man job.
03:43A certain big man wouldn't be able to fit this mold.
03:47That's right.
03:49We got rid of Big E.
03:53I'll say it again because y'all don't like to hear it!
03:55We got rid of Big E!
03:59But that bald head tyrant...
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