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Ed struggles to acclimate to college life while he tries to escape his past. Ed's stoner roommate doesn't make it any ea | dG1fd2I0SXVsWTJxSzg
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00:01Yo, Ed, man. You're the only brother I know who smokes more weed than I do.
00:08PSUU is a very prestigious university.
00:10It has an impeccable reputation for excellence.
00:12There are no drugs on this campus.
00:14Freeze! Don't shoot! I gotta gocola!
00:20Craig, why do you always do that?
00:22Let's check him, baby. Let's check him.
00:24You're the new jack, huh?
00:25Yeah.
00:26I'm Craig, team captain.
00:28And what brings you to PSUU?
00:30Scholarship.
00:31Scholarship.
00:32Yeah, you know, I figured being this is one of the best schools in the country,
00:34I'd come out here and make a name for myself.
00:36Make a name for yourself?
00:37Yeah.
00:38Then, my friend, you're gonna have to change your name.
00:40What?
00:42Can't wait to meet my dorm mate.
00:52Uh-oh.
00:53I'm gonna teach you some discipline, boys.
00:54Dippin', lippin', lippin'.
00:56Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
00:59College.
01:00Why you not in the real world?
01:01You know, getting your hustle on.
01:03This is my hustle, baby.
01:05Thanks to these two fine officers.
01:07We have got the drugs right here.
01:09I want to personally thank these guys.
01:11They did a wonderful job.
01:12This is Officer Pinkshirt.
01:13He's like a pimp.
01:14He used to be a pimp, but now he cop.
01:16I'm gonna put it on, put it in the room.
01:17It's exhibit day.
01:18Y'all did a wonderful job.
01:19Y'all should go get you some donuts.
01:20It's donut time!
01:26No, fellas!
01:27Everything's just groovy.
01:31Have you been smoking weed, Ed?
01:33Now that you say that, yeah.
01:35You know, I smoked a little just to kinda like help my memory.
01:38You win, I get Adelise's life forever.
01:43I win, you quit the track team and leave the university.
01:46That's it.
01:47That's it.
01:48That's it.
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