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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be the hero of our own story
00:32But there's only one way to tell if you're a hero
00:36And it's not about how jacked you are
00:40Or if you have a magic power
00:43Or you can eat ten meat bicks in one sitting
00:45Nope
00:48The only way to tell if you're a hero
00:50Is to come face to face with a villain
00:56Where is Emery and Harper?
00:58Is anyone seen Emery or Harper's?
01:04Time to go through
01:12To stay tonight
01:16By the way, I got your back to school present
01:26Oh yeah, is it a dad?
01:27From now on, I am officially your bodyguard
01:30I go wherever you go
01:31You can even chuck a shit without me being there
01:33I am going to be the best god damn mate you've ever seen!
01:35What?
01:37But also...
01:39This
01:41What is that?
01:43Paper spray
01:45Did you make this yourself?
01:47Yeah, I found a recipe on the internet
01:49Made myself one
01:50Two
01:51Bam!
01:53I have one mission from now one
01:55Protect you at all costs
01:57You're scaring me
01:59This is kind of cool
02:01Does it make you feel like a powerful bitch?
02:03Kind of
02:04Cause guess where we are
02:05What?
02:06Powerful bitches!
02:07I'm leaving for you
02:09But I'm kissing you like candy
02:13Thank you!
02:15What's the worst?
02:17I know
02:18It's of its time
02:31Are you okay Hobbs?
02:33Yes
02:34Wait, let's go
02:38Yeah
02:39Go
02:40I'm so
02:42Never gonna wait for your call
02:44I don't need this anymore
02:48I am
02:49Gooped
02:50And
02:51Gagged
02:52How are we back already?
02:58I am hungry for an education
03:01I'm starving for it
03:02Yeah, you bloody need one
03:04Can we walk two by two?
03:05Is that annoying?
03:07It's all good
03:08Um
03:09Oops
03:10Oh
03:15You okay?
03:16Yeah, no I'm totally fine
03:17It's just I only have mentally prepared myself to walk through your breasts
03:20Before Anne-Marie came up it was just me and Darren
03:22And before Darren
03:23It was just me
03:24Not that I'm not completely stoked that you're here with us
03:27I know
03:28Thank you for having me
03:33Rat slut
03:34You put cash in jail
03:35You put cash in jail
03:36Oh, save more idea
03:45First incoming
03:47Shut up
03:48I told you I'm not going there
03:49My priority is half of this term
03:51I give you one
03:52Wait
03:53I'm curious
03:54Okay, boys are what messed up our friendship
03:55I don't know what you want
03:56Maybe we can do it too
04:05One week
04:10Brutal
04:11She probably just didn't see me
04:14Do you care?
04:15Given what we yawned about over the holidays
04:18Yeah, about that
04:19Can we just keep that between us?
04:21I don't really need any more drama in my life
04:24You want a drama-free life?
04:25Stay clear of Anne-Marie
04:26That bitch is like Eris, Chaos and Strife
04:29Just follow her
04:30Who's Eris?
04:31Goddess of Disaster
04:33I'm really into mythology at the moment
04:35It is sick
04:36Vote for the queer socialist Marxist climate
04:41Who say who's against littering party
04:43If you care about how much soft plastic the school canteen is not recycling
04:51Reckon it's too late to be homeschooled
04:54Don't hope you've cooked it already with that outfit
04:57Bugger off
04:58I'm serious
04:59That vest is chapped
05:03Oh yeah, are we going?
05:05Dude, it's like over the end
05:06I stand for the mandatory use of pronouns before class begins
05:10And I stand for the mandatory use of pronouns before class begins
05:11Pronouns are soft
05:13Yeah, pronouns are actually in
05:15For example, my name is Spider
05:17And my pronouns are dude, mate and bruh
05:20That is an intentional act of bigotry and a technical hate crime
05:23Okay
05:28Election party tonight at the bunkers
05:30No spiders allowed
05:32Okay, Dusty from Wish
05:35Yeah, what are you wearing?
05:36It's called evolving
05:37Someone has to be the hot guy at Harley now
05:39And that's you now, is it?
05:41I'm willing to fill any holes left by Dusty
05:45Any holes
05:46She'd rather fuck a cattle prod you, Irv
05:49Chill
05:50It's a compliment
05:51Dude can't say anything anymore
05:53What do you mean, left by Dusty?
05:55Oh what, you didn't hear?
05:56Dusty doesn't go here anymore
05:58I mean, how could he after you've carried his reputation in front of the whole school?
06:01That's what, two guys that you've gotten kicked out of Hartley now
06:04First Cash and now Dusty
06:06Who's your next victim going to be?
06:07Shut up, Spider
06:08At least he didn't get Dusty put in jail
06:10I said shut the fuck up Spider
06:12I'm Renoir
06:13Is that salad dressing?
06:19Oh, he was mean to Hopper so I'm gonna squirt him with my Crofts Dusty
06:27What the fuck?
06:28What the fuck?
06:29Whoa
06:30Whoa
06:31Psycho
06:32Shit
06:33Sorry Zoe
06:34Good to see you've done precisely zero selfing up over the holidays
06:38Map bitch
06:39Shit my gummies
06:40Five second roll
06:41That's a low gummies dude
06:43You know I was hoping for an incident free turn but instead I get you almost taking out Anthony Vaughan's eye with the Opera House and what's even in this?
07:03Cayenne pepper, some vinegar
07:05Smells delicious and you're lucky it didn't cause any damage, Anne-Marie
07:09Mess those boys are cooked they said messed up stuff to Hopper and I wasn't gonna hear it
07:13So do we think that assaulting people is a good way of standing up for our friends do we?
07:18Yeah
07:19Okay you know what?
07:21I challenge you two to find a better way of facing your disputes
07:27You need to get more creative on it
07:29You know instead of a fight
07:31You need to do a dance off like they do in those American teen movies
07:36Instead of hitting people you hit them with a I don't like your vibe man get out of my space yeah?
07:44Go on get up and give it a go please
07:47Give it a go
07:49I don't like your vibe man get out of my space okay thank you that's enough
07:58Anne-Marie detention starting tomorrow Harper I'd like a word
08:02Thank you Anne-Marie you can go now go go go
08:07Hello
08:13How you doing Harper?
08:14Good
08:15How's your living situation?
08:17Good
08:18Yeah Anne-Marie's been great lending me stuff
08:21Still haven't been able to get back into Dad's so
08:24So contact with him?
08:25I'm emancipating
08:26Right
08:28Well I've let the other teachers know about your situation
08:33So if you need to step out of class or come to my office
08:35Special Victims Unit
08:37Yeah cool
08:38I'm fine
08:39I don't want any special treatment
08:41Okay?
08:42Yeah no okay
08:44Shall we go and smile for the camera?
08:47Sure
08:48Okay
08:49Hey
08:58From your dust you just dropped
09:01Come on
09:02Worst you can say is no
09:04Crimp?
09:05That was the best
09:09Sup girl
09:10Don't need help at that
09:11Wait what did you say?
09:12I said don't need help at that
09:14Oh please
09:16I don't care so good
09:18I'm sorry
09:20I'm sorry
09:21I'm sorry
09:22I'm sorry
09:23I'm sorry
09:24I'm sorry
09:25I'm sorry
09:30Everyone's right
09:31You know what to do
09:41Right brace yourself Jojo
09:43Yep
09:45Coming
09:46You know the drill
09:47Shortest at the front
09:49Tallest at the back
09:50That is not personal
09:51It is purely practical
09:53Come on
09:54Let's get this done
09:55I don't believe Dusty's gone
09:56I heard he goes to St Bruno's now
09:58He goes to a private boys school
10:00Yeah
10:01Perfect no notes
10:02I heard that
10:04You're new?
10:05What about you?
10:06Yeah
10:07I'm Armory
10:08Rowan
10:09Nice vest
10:10You and you?
10:20Yeah.
10:21I'm Amory.
10:23Rowan.
10:25Nice vest.
10:29Welcome, everybody.
10:30Welcome back.
10:31Welcome to your home away from home.
10:33We've certainly missed you, haven't we, Jojo?
10:35Definitely.
10:36So it's lovely to see all your lovely faces.
10:38Now, I would like to introduce a very special new student to our school.
10:43His name is Rowan.
10:45He comes all the way from Dubbo.
10:47Let's give Rowan a big welcome.
10:49Rowan from Dubbo.
10:51Yay.
10:51Bobo, it's a lie.
10:53Okay, thank you, Spencer.
10:55Oh, it's keeping Morgan water.
10:56Keeping country farm, Thor.
10:58Calm your farm, everybody.
11:02Sorry, that's the last.
11:03Sorry.
11:04Did you sleep in a shed?
11:05We have the photographer for ten more minutes.
11:11Okay.
11:18I'm sure that you all remember head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss.
11:24Give a welcome back.
11:27Where's he been?
11:28I heard he joined a Russian cult.
11:30I heard he got suspended for having an OnlyFans.
11:33Zaddy Voss.
11:35Thank you, thank you.
11:36Thank you, Professor Woods.
11:38Great to be back alongside you in the flesh.
11:42It's nice.
11:43Heard you had an interesting term last term.
11:46Looking forward to getting things back on track now that I'm back.
11:50So, as I always say, let's get ready to score some goals.
12:00Okay, so I've got goals for you.
12:03I'd like you to all have lovely big smiles.
12:05You're here, nice and tidy.
12:06And Anne-Marie, to give you the refrain from closing your eyes like you have done.
12:10I just forgot my eye dropped one time.
12:12Okay, everybody.
12:14And three, two, one.
12:17Anthony Voss chopping his dick off in the quad.
12:20No, no, no, no.
12:22That is not your kid.
12:24My dick cause is nothing but trouble.
12:27Makes me do stupid shit.
12:28Makes girls hate me.
12:30Can't say anything without being called creep.
12:36My dick is a curse.
12:38So I'm going to get rid of it.
12:40Somebody get him down from the appraise.
12:42Oh no, miss, he's got a weapon.
12:43He's not really going to chop his dick off.
12:45Oh, I am, I totally am.
12:47Shardy, wanna put the ass off?
12:49Chop it off.
12:51Chop it off.
12:56Nicely played, Timothy.
12:59I wasn't really going to do it.
13:01Yes, but Anthony Vaughn, there are better ways of expressing your emotions than threatening to extricate your penis.
13:08Like what?
13:08But we've actually gone through this in SLTs.
13:11It can be useful to talk about how we're feeling before it starts to come out of us in other ways.
13:16Here we go.
13:18Something to add?
13:19Turn my back for ten weeks.
13:21Hartley's transformed into a woke snowflake nightmare.
13:24Sorry, woke snowflake nightmare?
13:27Yes, excuse me, Timothy, but the SLT classes have been a roaring success thanks to Jojo.
13:33Oh, really?
13:34This is a roaring success, is it?
13:36Oh, you're blaming this on SLTs.
13:38They're your words, not mine.
13:40Now, male school dropouts are through the roof, are they not?
13:43They are.
13:44Suspension's left, right, and in the centre.
13:47Young men are experiencing a crisis of confidence right now.
13:51Yeah, he's not wrong.
13:52Now, the boys at Hartley are scared to breathe, and SLT classes may be exacerbating that.
13:58So that's right.
13:59I mean, all we get taught is that everything that's wrong in the world is caused by our dicks.
14:03Look, we don't target boys in SLT class.
14:05The point is to give these kids the space to discuss what they're going for.
14:09Discuss.
14:09Discuss.
14:10Boys can't communicate the same way as girls.
14:13You know that.
14:14We communicate by doing.
14:16Now, the great Knowles, he said it best.
14:18There is a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop.
14:22Now, he has been waiting down there, waiting half the day, and they never, ever see him from the top.
14:31Now, he's been pushed around, knocked to the ground, and he gets to his feet, and he says,
14:40What about me?
14:47What about he?
14:49It isn't fair.
14:51Why are you thinking, Shannon?
14:52I've had enough, now I want my share.
14:55Can't you see?
14:57Yeah.
14:58I want to live, but you are good.
15:02Just take more than you give.
15:05I love that song.
15:07It's so true.
15:09Yeah, sure.
15:09Look, SLT class might not be perfect, but unless you've got a better idea.
15:14Maybe I do.
15:15Well, that's good then, isn't it?
15:16Jojo, well done, and Timothy, I really do look forward to that idea.
15:20I'm on it.
15:21Good.
15:23Is this penis still attached or what?
15:26The boys at this school are actually munted.
15:29Oh, it is.
15:30Oh.
15:31Entertainment, though.
15:33My back's gone.
15:35That's so weird.
15:36I swear we left ours together.
15:37Yeah, we did.
15:40Someone dragged it.
15:42Don't worry.
15:42I'm sure Darren and Quinny probably just took it.
15:44Don't show up.
15:45Don't worry.
15:46Come on.
15:47You're about to receive a telephone call from an inmate at Denison Correctional Complex.
15:59I know I said eight, but the clocks wouldn't get off the phone.
16:04Which one is clocks again?
16:06Oh, you know, the ice addict with the stumpy arm and the normal one.
16:12How was the first day?
16:12Oh, boring.
16:14Dusty's left the school.
16:16There's a new hot guy.
16:17Ann tried to chop the stick off.
16:20Sorry.
16:22Don't miss you much, Ann.
16:23Hey, nah.
16:24Wait, is the new guy hot?
16:26Hot, but regional.
16:27Not my type.
16:29I can't believe I'm finally allowed to visit you tomorrow.
16:33I know.
16:35I can't wait.
16:38I miss you.
16:41Hey, your lover boy popper.
16:43Hey.
16:44Who was that?
16:45Nobody.
16:47Nobody.
16:51Sorry.
16:52Not the smoothest intro in the world,
16:53but now the kids have gotten it out of their system,
16:55so I'm sure it'll pass.
16:57Oh, thank you.
17:00I'm going to level with you, Rowan.
17:02The kids at Hartley are brutal.
17:04Brutal.
17:05There must be something in the water
17:06because it's been that way since I've taught here.
17:10I used to cry myself to sleep every night in my first year
17:14until I developed a thick outer shell
17:16which toughened me up
17:17and ensured that I can't maintain
17:19a close or personal relationship with anyone but my dog.
17:23So, I am going to pair you up with someone
17:26who is no stranger to being the new kid.
17:29Malachi, this is Rowan.
17:30Rowan, this is Malachi.
17:32Well done.
17:33Hope you have fun together.
17:35Come on.
17:35That's the chess club and that is the ha-ha club.
17:44Some kids stole a bunch of pieces
17:46so they just play with, like, paint tins and shit
17:48and ha-ha club only exists
17:50because our counsellor hasn't turned up for six months
17:52and they figured it'd be a good short-term fix.
17:54But, like, what's your vibe?
17:58Are you sporty, nerdy, unhinged drama kid?
18:02I'm more of a film geek.
18:05Well, there's an AV club.
18:08They call them the dungeon dwellers.
18:09Ah, checks out.
18:12Or maybe I'll sign up.
18:14But, um, I've got...
18:15I've got sluts, so I'll see you around.
18:18Oh, you've got sluts, okay.
18:20Oh, it's a class.
18:22Yeah, sure.
18:24Hey, there's a...
18:26There's a party at the bunkers tonight.
18:29You should come.
18:31Yeah, sounds good.
18:32Okay, peeps.
18:39Welcome to SLT class.
18:41Thought we could start off with something gentle.
18:44You'll notice a collection of art materials in front of you,
18:46so pick whatever medium you like.
18:48What were meant to be
18:49learning about condoms and blue waffle disease?
18:52Why are we doing art?
18:53Well, don't look at it as art.
18:54Look at the canvas as a way of expressing how you feel.
18:57You can choose whatever colour speaks to you.
18:59Miss, spider's gone with mental illness grey.
19:02Are you flirting with me?
19:04No, I'm just hot and talking.
19:11This is so fucking cringe.
19:14How would you like to express how you're feeling, spider?
19:17Oh, I don't know.
19:18Maybe chuck something?
19:20Punch something?
19:22Like, why is this
19:23a better way of expressing myself
19:25than simply telling you that this class sucks ass?
19:28Because art doesn't involve hurting people?
19:30Voss is right.
19:30This kind of bullshit is exactly why
19:33Dusty had to leave the school and Anne had to make you be.
19:35Yeah.
19:36The little trio of fuckboys is gone.
19:38You're irrelevant now.
19:39Men exist.
19:41Dicks exist.
19:43XY chromosomes exist.
19:45It's so easy to blame men, isn't it?
19:47But what are you actually doing to help fix it?
19:49Like, how is this crayon
19:51going to fix it?
19:52How is this crayon
19:53going to fix me?
19:55Oh, what?
19:56Oh, spiders gone and literally
19:58poke-morphed into peak incel.
20:00That's it.
20:00That's it.
20:01I'm done.
20:01No, no, no.
20:02I am walking out of this classroom
20:03once and for all.
20:03And I am doing it
20:04as a tribute
20:05to Anthony Vaughan.
20:08Oh, I'm sorry.
20:09Did he die?
20:10Did he bleed out?
20:11All of you dudes in here?
20:13If you're actually men...
20:17Oh, hell.
20:17Get up.
20:18Walk out with me.
20:19If you leave...
20:19Come on.
20:20What are you going to do?
20:20Bullshit.
20:21Come on, touch me.
20:24Fuck sluts.
20:26Fuck.
20:27Sluts.
20:29Fuck.
20:30Sluts.
20:31Fuck.
20:31Sluts.
20:32Fuck.
20:33Sluts.
20:33Fuck.
20:34Sluts.
20:34Fuck.
20:35Sluts.
20:35Fuck.
20:36Sluts.
20:36Fuck.
20:37Sluts.
20:37Fuck.
20:37Sluts.
20:38Fuck.
20:38Sluts.
20:39Fuck.
20:39What now?
20:40Sluts.
20:43Sluts on top.
20:44Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:46What are you doing?
20:48How are you?
20:49What are you?
20:50You're heavy.
20:50What are you?
20:51Get off.
20:58Oi.
21:00Or yourself?
21:02You avoiding me?
21:03Well, no.
21:04I don't know.
21:04Why?
21:05Why?
21:05Well, no.
21:06No.
21:06I just thought you might have texted
21:08or something
21:09over the holidays.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Well, I didn't hear from you either.
21:12Yeah.
21:13I just...
21:13I didn't want to rush you.
21:15Well, not that there's anything
21:16to be rushed.
21:21I've been thinking a lot about you.
21:23I've been thinking a lot about you, too.
21:26But I really need to be there
21:28for Harper right now.
21:29I really want to just
21:31focus on her.
21:35I get it.
21:36You do?
21:37Yeah.
21:37I'm not going to pretend
21:39I'm not disappointed.
21:43Let's call of you.
21:48Fuck it.
21:48So, you going to the bunker thing tonight?
22:17I'm Malachi. That was nice, really nice, but I met what I said, and I really need to prioritize Hopper right now. Is that okay?
22:31Yeah, yeah, totally.
22:32Amory! We were just, we found Hopper's bag.
22:42Didn't even last a day.
22:44Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
22:53This is so messed up.
22:56What kind of psycho would do this?
22:59Rigor mortis is set in. Spends out about two days.
23:02NCIS Hartley Hive.
23:05Oh, Quinn, no!
23:06We've got to give it a proper burial.
23:09All right, which one of your dickheads is the bird psycho, huh?
23:13It's probably just some idiot playing a joke.
23:19It's chalk. I know it is.
23:21Nah, someone would have seen him. Would he in that? I'm hyper-alert to it. It's got to be Spider.
23:25I think I've seen him.
23:26It's been weeks, though.
23:31So?
23:32So? I kind of just thought maybe he didn't know it was us.
23:35Or maybe he's waiting, or maybe I'm going nuts.
23:40I really don't think it's chalk.
23:43Come to the gather tonight. I will force Spider to admit it was him.
23:46As fun as that sounds, I got some shit to do.
23:49I have one little signature.
23:55I sign this and Dad's gone.
24:02It's just me.
24:03It's not just you. Come on, you have me.
24:06It'll never be just you.
24:07Not forever.
24:09We'll grow up and you'll become like some boss celebrity surgeon and I'll join a bikey gang.
24:14Oh, fuck that. I want to join your bikey gang.
24:16No, I'm in the arms.
24:21We're going to be here.
24:41Screw it. Let's go this galbo.
24:43Come on.
24:46Okay, so given that there's four of us now, I think it would be really helpful for me if we created a list of topics that we're going to talk about tonight.
25:04And then also schedule the topics so we know what order we're going to talk about them.
25:06We can move between them organically, but I think it would be good if we knew that we had finished one topic before moving on to the next one.
25:12So, for example, the first topic could be Amory becoming so overprotective with Arthur, which is ruining her love life.
25:17That sounds kind of complicated.
25:20No, you're totally right. Creating a schedule would definitely be too much.
25:23Sorry, forget about it.
25:24This place stinks.
25:29Oh, no, it's not the place. It's my bag.
25:31The ibis is in it.
25:32I'm going to bury you.
25:33I thought it would be nice if it's final rest and spot was by the ocean.
25:36You did it, right?
25:49You're bird psycho.
25:50Here we go.
25:52Or maybe I'm just not the only one who thinks that Harper's a witch.
25:56Enjoy the party, chisel breath.
25:59That dead shit is death, bird psycho.
26:01Nah, he's scared of birds.
26:05Can't even touch one.
26:07Oh, come off it.
26:08It's true.
26:09When we were kids, he got swooped by a swoopy boy magpie.
26:13Took a chunk out of his neck.
26:20Blokes got like a full phobia now.
26:23Birdophobia, I believe.
26:25I did.
26:28Hey, look, it's farm caught.
26:30Countrycore.
26:32Wait, wait, Dubbo.
26:33Sheep lover.
26:37You made it.
26:39I'm kind of regretting it now.
26:41Never seen someone cop so many different nicknames in my life.
26:45I reckon Chattagonia might be my favourite.
26:49You know, I didn't even wear this sort of thing back in Dubbo.
26:51I just, first day, I don't know.
26:55I got in my head about it.
26:56It's just that vest.
26:57Lose that, you're fine.
26:59Yeah, but if I take it off now, it's like I'm admitting to food.
27:03Honestly, they're just going to go you whatever you do.
27:10Nice one, no vest.
27:13Can I interest you in a free vest?
27:16Comes with a bunch of ridicule, some shame and a weird assumption, you know, your way around
27:21livestock.
27:23Right, so the whole rumour that you burned the car?
27:25Yeah.
27:26Nah.
27:27Look at these hands.
27:29Never known a day's hard yucca in their life.
27:31Shit.
27:32True.
27:33They're pretty pristine, Rowan.
27:35So, um, you even from a farm?
27:40Nah.
27:42People don't realise that Dubbo's actually a city.
27:47Even if it is bullshit, you're probably stuck with the whole farm call now.
27:50I had worse.
27:51I used to be spud.
27:53Because I was small, fat, not a lot of hair, total potato.
27:57Oh, I used to be booger at my old school.
28:01Long story, but...
28:03I was kind of the only person here talking to me.
28:06Yeah.
28:07Yeah, same.
28:11So, let's hear it, booger.
28:13Hey, dick chop-off.
28:22So, this is a trap.
28:27You okay, dude?
28:30I say no walkers, but deep down I got many walkers.
28:36I'm sorry about this morning.
28:39Amory's kind of on one about protecting me.
28:41Why don't girls like me?
28:44They think I'm, like, a creep.
28:46Then stop being a creep.
28:48I'm not.
28:50I'm a good guy.
28:52It just feels like...
28:53Every time I open my mouth, chicks jump down my throat.
28:57Not in a good way.
28:59Yeah, I don't feel sorry for you.
29:02Not even a little bit?
29:03Girls are wary for a reason.
29:05I get that.
29:06I know there are bad dudes out there.
29:07I just don't think I'm one of them.
29:09Anyone can be a bad dude.
29:11Do you know how exhausting it is to be a girl?
29:13To have to have your guard up all the time?
29:15Yeah, I dressed as a powerpuff girl for Halloween once.
29:18I always see you with spider.
29:21Have you ever just tried to be friends with a girl?
29:24Yeah, fully.
29:25Not just to hook up.
29:31Maybe you should start with that.
29:33I just want you to know that I'm really focusing a lot of my campaign energy into making Hartley
29:48a safe space for non-males.
29:50Great.
29:52Well, and I just think it's a bit probo that you're standing by an accused rapist.
29:59Cash didn't do anything.
30:01And Harper doesn't hold him responsible.
30:04Well, I'm glad Harper is so forgiving.
30:06But what about all the other survivors you're sending the message to?
30:10Here's a campaign strategy for you.
30:12Mind your own business.
30:13Hey, do you want to go hide from everyone?
30:21Ant's clearly just lying to cover for his maid.
30:25Ant's not that great at lying.
30:27Harper's terrified.
30:28If we can prove for sure it's just something dumb that Spider did, she won't be so freaked out.
30:34I've got an idea.
30:42Oi, Skidmop.
30:44Heard you're afraid of birds.
30:46What the fuck is that?
30:48The fuck get away from me?
30:51Check his neck.
30:53Check his neck.
30:55He has got a scar, man.
30:57Told ya.
30:58Superboy-phobia.
31:07I didn't know how you're putting up with all of this.
31:11Pretty used to people judging me.
31:17Am I a bad person for staying with Cash?
31:19No, Sasha's a bad person for saying that.
31:22But is there a part of you that blames him for it, though?
31:27No.
31:31But could have told someone he could have done something more.
31:37He's the reason it wasn't worse.
31:39I said that in my statements, and I'll say it at the trial.
31:45Trial.
31:47I have a boyfriend who's going on trial.
31:50It's crazy to think he might not get out for a while.
31:56You get to see him tomorrow, though, right?
31:58Yeah.
31:59Yeah.
32:00His nan's taking me.
32:01We talk every day.
32:03We talk every day on the phone, but...
32:05Actually getting to touch his hand.
32:12Oi, um...
32:14Spider says you're a witch.
32:16Let's cuss spells on people.
32:18I'll go first.
32:19Um...
32:21Abra...
32:26Shut up.
32:28Abra-cadabra.
32:30May you always have really bad dick cheese.
32:34Abra-cadabra.
32:36Hot.
32:36May all the bendies find their way into your feet.
32:41Hey, we should probably get out of here.
32:43What have you done now?
32:44Yeah, good chat.
32:45I'm not a ticket.
32:46No.
32:47No.
32:47Yes, I did.
32:48I was slightly sure it was here.
32:50Well, you're not going to get out of here, but thank you for trying.
32:54Yes, sir.
32:55It's Chuck.
32:56It's gotta be.
32:57How does he know where you live?
32:58He's clearly stalking me.
32:59Then we need to call the cops.
33:00Yeah, and we'll tell them I set fire to his car first.
33:01They'll love it.
33:02I don't know.
33:03I don't know.
33:04I don't know.
33:05I don't know.
33:06I don't know.
33:07I don't know.
33:08I don't know.
33:09I don't know.
33:10I don't know.
33:11I don't know.
33:12I don't know.
33:13I don't know.
33:14I don't know.
33:15I don't know.
33:16I don't know.
33:17I don't know.
33:18I don't know.
33:19I don't know.
33:20It's OK.
33:21I won't let anything happen.
33:22All right?
33:23No offense, but what are you going to do?
33:24We're little girls.
33:25We're dumb little girls that did a really stupid thing and now we're facing the consequences.
33:29I can't believe you talked us into this.
33:30This isn't fucking Spy Kids.
33:31Trick is dangerous.
33:32I collect magnets, alphabets and hello kitty gadgets.
33:36Pirates with worn eyed patches.
33:37Kung fu chefs with gadgets.
33:38Panties of the ratchet.
33:39Glore at the dollar store.
33:40I put them on my fridge.
33:41Remind me of them.
33:42I got kids.
33:43My friend.
33:44I got kids.
33:45I got kids.
33:46I got kids.
33:47I got kids.
33:48I got kids.
33:49I got kids.
33:50I got kids.
33:51I got kids.
33:52I got kids.
33:53I got kids.
33:54I got kids.
33:55I got kids.
33:56I got kids.
33:57I got kids.
33:58I got kids.
33:59I got kids.
34:00I got kids.
34:01I got kids.
34:02I got kids.
34:03I got kids.
34:04I got kids.
34:05I got kids.
34:06I got kids.
34:07I got kids.
34:08I got kids.
34:09I got kids.
34:10I got kids.
34:11I got kids.
34:12I got kids.
34:13I got kids.
34:14I got kids.
34:15I got kids.
34:16I got kids.
34:17I got kids.
34:18I got kids.
34:19I got kids.
34:20I got kids.
34:21I got kids.
34:22I got kids.
34:23I got kids.
34:24Don't bother me unless you're the press, you can follow me, no guns you'll see, tucked in my vest as I play chess, rule to H8, okay, you're haunted.
34:35So what exactly are we looking for?
34:36Anything that proves Tricks from following her and doing the dead bird stuff.
34:40Then Harper won't even have to prove he was there the night they took her.
34:43We can just get him arrested for stalking or something.
34:50He left his phone.
34:51Fuck!
34:54Hello, hey Adlai.
35:02Who the fuck are you?
35:03We just want to talk.
35:05So let me get this straight, you reckon I came into your school, stole her bag, found a dead bird, put that dead bird on her bag, figured out where she lives, found another dead bird and put that dead bird on her doorstep.
35:21Yes, exactly.
35:22And you've come here to try and get me to admit that.
35:23No.
35:25Recording.
35:26He's a fucking pathetic ape.
35:29Why would I do all this shit?
35:30Well, you have some motives.
35:33Yeah?
35:33What motives would they be?
35:35Think it'd be dumb enough to mess with that bitch when we're still awaiting trial?
35:39Well, how's that going to look for my boys, huh?
35:41That make sense to you?
35:42Not really.
35:43No, not really.
35:46Not very clever, breaking in here.
35:50I don't like people touching my shit.
35:55And I really don't like being accused of shit I didn't do after you burned my fucking car and locked my lads in jail.
36:04You are lucky I am trying to keep my nose clean at the moment.
36:09I think you should fuck off.
36:13I thought you could stay.
36:16But you've got to keep my nose clean at the moment.
36:18Not really.
36:19Not you.
36:23Come in.
36:24Come in.
36:25It's all right.
36:26Look around you.
36:27Look around.
36:30This is Cash.
36:33This is his world.
36:35You think you know him, but you don't.
36:39I do know him.
36:40Yeah?
36:41Should we tell you the real story, dude?
36:43Come here.
36:44Oh, come here.
36:45He's told you the truth, Siddy.
36:46What real story?
36:47Oh, you don't know him?
36:51Oh, he was in on it.
36:53Yeah, he was gunning for it.
36:57He just got cold feet.
36:59That's not true.
37:00Yeah?
37:03Why do you think he chose not to testify against Jane and Tiller?
37:07Huh?
37:09Why do you think he chose not to tell me, huh?
37:14Because he's one of us.
37:16Always has been.
37:21Always will be.
37:25Like I said, you think you know someone.
37:31You don't know shit.
37:34Do you?
37:37Say it.
37:38I don't know shit.
37:39Fuck off.
37:40I don't know shit.
37:41I don't know shit.
37:42Fuck off.
37:50Okay.
37:51Push that to the footy boatswain back.
37:54Let's go.
37:56Why?
37:57Many reasons why.
37:58Spider.
37:59Just do it.
38:00All of you.
38:01Jump on some rubber.
38:02Let's go.
38:04Come on, Anthony.
38:06Show me what's under that sloppy joe.
38:09You should feel it in your quads.
38:11Didn't know you were such a huge Shannon Knoll fan.
38:15Not Shannon Knoll.
38:17Moving pictures.
38:181981 original.
38:20And Timothy made some valid points.
38:22And he's not the first to raise this issue.
38:24I've got Anthony Vaughan's mother on my back.
38:27Dustin's parents made their feelings known when they withdrew him from the school.
38:31I have to show that I am taking these concerns seriously, Jojo.
38:35By allowing them to do whatever this is?
38:37Well, yes.
38:38And also by making the SLTs elective.
38:43What?
38:44Don't look at me like that.
38:45If you make SLTs an elective, no one's going to come.
38:47I actually think it's going to open up a whole new cohort of students who will thrive under your tutelage, Jojo.
38:54You know, you just gotta have some faith.
38:58Rest assured, we won't be doing anything of that rubbish you had to stomach last term.
39:05There'll be no sitting around singing Kumbaya and talking about our feelings.
39:12Now, once upon a time, we men were kings.
39:16We were warriors.
39:18We were lords.
39:20But this world made us weak.
39:22Sookie, whiny, lalas who can't even push a tire across a pitch.
39:30That's going to change as of today.
39:33So come kings.
39:35Where are you?
39:37You out there?
39:39Come warriors.
39:41Come lords.
39:42Come lords.
39:43Come lords.
39:44Come lords.
39:45Come together.
39:46Come together and release your inner beast.
39:50Come lords.
39:52We're the come lords.
39:55We're the come lords.
39:56We're the come lords.
39:57Come lords!
39:59Come lords!
40:01Come lords!
40:03Come lords!
40:05Come lords!
40:07Come lords!
40:09Come lords!
40:11What do I show?
40:13Oh, they're saying come lords.
40:15They're all nice.
40:17Hmm.
40:19They're all nice.
40:21They're all nice.
40:23They're all nice.
40:25Take it.
40:27They're all nice.
40:49Hey! Hey!
40:51Oh, hey. Where were you this morning?
40:53I don't think it's Chuck.
40:55Yeah?
40:56Bird psycho, it's not Chuck.
40:58Um, where were you this morning?
41:00We went to see Chuck.
41:01What the fuck?
41:02And he genuinely didn't seem to know anything about it.
41:04And I really don't think he wants revenge.
41:06Amory, he's a literal psychopath.
41:08I took Quinny and Darren with me.
41:09No, I can't with this anymore.
41:10I need you to stop.
41:12Stop trying to protect me.
41:13Don't you see how much this is hurting you?
41:15Everything that happened to you was my fault.
41:17What's that?
41:19It's not just you, Harps.
41:21Everyone at this school thinks that I'm a shitty person and...
41:24I just...
41:25I can't shake this feeling that they're right.
41:31You're not a shitty person.
41:33We both fucked up.
41:36And you're the best mate in the whole world.
41:39You have so much energy.
41:43Um, you're like...
41:45The energiser bunny on pingas.
41:48So, when you turn all that on me...
41:50It's fucking terrifying.
41:52You need to take that energy and...
41:54Put it into something else.
41:56But I swear to God, if you keep trying to protect me...
41:58I'm gonna shave your head.
42:00I'll rock it, though.
42:07I'll rock it, though.
42:11Oi, White.
42:15Your little cum lords gag out there might have got you in detention with another teacher.
42:21But not me.
42:22You know why?
42:24No.
42:25Because I know how it is.
42:28Society is already trying to cut you down.
42:31My old man.
42:32Ran his own company for 50 years.
42:35Little start-up to multinational success.
42:39And he got fired.
42:41From his own company that he started.
42:43And you know why?
42:45For a joke.
42:47His lifetime.
42:49A joke.
42:50But that's how this brave new world works.
42:54Now, those boys out there, they will walk through fire for you.
42:58And you know what that's called?
43:00Severity.
43:02It's called leadership.
43:04You are either born with it, or you're not.
43:08Now, let me tell you, Spencer.
43:09You have it.
43:11And me.
43:13Now, together we can do great things.
43:15And we can start by setting right a few things around here.
43:21For fellas, what do you say?
43:23Sounds...
43:24Sounds great.
43:25Yeah.
43:27I knew I could count on you.
43:29See ya.
43:31Timothy.
43:33Stacy.
43:35Nice to see you.
43:36And you.
43:38Couldn't text your lice cum lords for me, would you?
43:40Absolutely.
43:42Comprehensive understanding of masculinity.
43:45Lead.
43:48Lead.
43:52By older respected.
43:55Dude.
43:57Hmm.
43:58Okay.
44:00Being a school captain is a huge responsibility.
44:06Requires leadership, caring for other people.
44:09The very well-being of our students is in their hands.
44:18This year we've only had one candidate come forward.
44:21Well done, Sasha.
44:23So I would like to encourage you all to be brave and throw your head in the ring and give it a go.
44:30Sasha, why don't you take us through your policies?
44:34Thank you to our esteemed Spencer-
44:35What?
44:39I'm gonna run.
44:41Okay, well done Spencer, if you'd like to-
44:43Do you feel forgotten?
44:46Unseen?
44:48Left behind?
44:50Or worse?
44:52Do you feel like you can't even breathe for fear of getting cancelled?
44:57Oh.
45:00People like Sasha So have made me feel like I'm responsible for all the world's problems for far too long now.
45:07Disrespect.
45:08And I'm sick of it.
45:09People can say what they want about me, but what you see is what you get.
45:13So I say, it's time for us, the cancelled, to take back the power.
45:20It's time to be unapologetic about who we really are.
45:26So vote for me, Spencer White.
45:29If you want a real leader.
45:34Yeah!
45:37Okay, thank you so much Spencer.
45:40Spider gets school-capped and will do.
45:43I don't know if I feel any better about Sasha being elected, to be honest.
45:47I'm gonna run too!
45:50Maybe this is what I put my energy into.
45:53Making it up to everyone.
46:03I doubt many of you would want to vote for me right now.
46:07And I get it.
46:08I've let a lot of people down.
46:10Even in the last day, I think I've pissed off about 20 of you.
46:14Yeah.
46:15But, I think that's what makes me the best candidate.
46:18Because I want to be better.
46:20I want to make it up to you all, and I will work five times harder than anyone else to do it.
46:25I will prove that I can be a good person.
46:27Plus, who'd want these two dickheads as school-captain?
46:30They don't want this for you.
46:31They want it for themselves.
46:32For their own egos.
46:33So...
46:34Vote one.
46:35Amory Wadia.
46:36Hartley High's biggest fuck-up.
46:37Let me make it up to you.
46:39Thank you, Amory Wadia.
46:40Hartley High's biggest fuck-up.
46:42Let me make it up to you.
46:43Thank you, Amory Wadia.
46:44Everybody, we have three candidates for school books and Hartley High.
46:46Thank you, Amory.
46:47Everybody, we have three candidates for school books and Hartley High.
46:50Thank you, Amory.
46:51Thank you, Amory.
46:52Thank you, Amory.
46:53Everybody, we have three candidates for school books and Hartley High.
46:55Thank you, Amory.
46:56Everybody, we have three candidates for school books and Hartley High.
46:57Thank you, Amory.
46:58Hey, so, um, turns out Harper didn't really want a full-time bodyguard.
47:14I see.
47:16So, I have some time on my hands.
47:19Time you'll spend in the race for school captain?
47:21I mean, yeah, that, but also time that I could be spending with you.
47:28I'd like that.
47:29Yeah, me too.
47:30Um, wanna start tonight?
47:33Sounds good.
47:36Hey, booger.
47:37Thanks, bud.
47:43So, we'll be your campaign managers, but you're gonna have to choose a vice.
47:48I was thinking Quinny.
47:50Seriously?
47:51I reckon it'd be amazing.
47:53How's the look on those two rock jobs when you get up there?
47:56What the hell?
47:59Yeah.
48:01You don't get to be the hero.
48:03Heard Psycho.
48:05Heard Psycho?
48:06Did this happen just now?
48:08Wait, so they're after you now?
48:09No.
48:11No.
48:12No, they were always after me.
48:14Harps, the Ivys that was on my bag.
48:16The one that I lent you, it's got my name on it.
48:18Then the Miner Bear that was my house.
48:23Whoever this is, they wanna bring me down.
48:25So it really isn't sure?
48:27No, we would've seen them in the hall.
48:29Whoever sent this was in assembly just now.
48:31Bird Psycho's out to get Amory.
48:33And they go to this school.
48:34Who are they hates me this much?
48:55Who are they hates me this much?
48:57We all wanna be the hero of our own story.
49:07But have you ever stopped to think that at some point,
49:10someone, you're the villain?
49:27Go out at you guys.
49:31Are you kidding me?
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