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Guruji ki Mehfil ! Aniruddha Charya _ Guru Ji _  Funny Memes _ Part15

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00:00Guruji, I am very troubled. Do you do yoga?

00:02Question mark.

00:03No Guruji, do you not do?

00:05Yoga? I don't feel like worshipping.

00:07Oh, I don't worship. I do yoga. I do yoga.

00:10Guruji.

00:11Then I don't do crying. It is right. Then keep crying like this.

00:14Don't do this my dear. I.

00:16Watch Bagua. You.

00:17Watch Bagua. It is okay. But do yoga. Bless me by crying.

00:23It is a blessing.

00:25Guruji, my Bobby is watching you.

00:26Rade rade to her. Leave it by ya.

00:28First tell me whether you will do it or not.

00:30Yes, Guruji.

00:31What will you do? How? Smile like this.

00:34The weather is such that my heart is in a garden garden.

00:37How will you do it? I know how to do yoga.

00:40No Guruji. Lover.

00:41Not this. Listen some more.

00:42How will you do it like this? When he doesn't come, you will do it after getting up in the morning.

00:46Guruji.

00:46When he doesn't come, how will you do it after getting up in the morning?

00:48I will not show you. Tell me how will you do it.

00:50More. More. You can. Watch it on YouTube.

00:53Surya Namaskar.

00:54Say Rade Rade to Bobby once.

00:56Yes, of course. Bobby, Baia and neighbors. Rade Rade to everyone.

01:03Okay.

01:09So you were thinking that I treat everyone very well.

01:12Yes. You treat everyone well then.

01:15But why does this wrong thing happen to us?

01:18What should I tell you?

01:21What should I tell you?

01:22Wrong things happen to you.

01:23Bad things happen to you.

01:24You treat everyone well.

01:26Bad things happen to you.

01:27This is the question.

01:28Yes.

01:28Okay.

01:29What is there to cry about in this?

01:32What happened?

01:33Sister got scared.

01:34Sister got scared.

01:36But I want to say that I treat everyone very well.

01:38But why does this wrong thing happen to you?

01:41Shut up.

01:43Absolutely quiet.

01:44It is.

01:45Good.

01:46Have you eaten mango?

01:47Mango.

01:48The season will come soon.

01:50Mango.

01:51Have you seen a mango tree?

01:55Yes.

01:56When the mango fruit comes, what do people use to pluck it?

02:02Stick.

02:02Question mark.

02:03Stick.

02:04Yes.

02:04Stone.

02:06Yes.

02:06Now tell me.

02:09Do you like mangoes?

02:10No.

02:11Is it?

02:12Sweet?

02:12Yes.

02:13See.

02:14There will be no one who does not like mangoes.

02:17Okay.

02:17Brother.

02:18Swear on my mother that mango gives sweetness to everyone.

02:21Mango satisfies everyone.

02:23But what does mango get in return of that satiation?

02:26Sticks and stones.

02:27You saw the result of carelessness.

02:30Tell me how to tame God.

02:33And April.

02:34No.

02:34The climax is yet to come.

02:36You.

02:39Can attain God.

02:40Are you married?

02:41Yes.

02:42Guruji.

02:42You have a.

02:43Husband.

02:43Who is the husband?

02:44Isn't it?

02:45Question mark.

02:46The husband is God.

02:48Oh.

02:49You have found God in the form of your husband.

02:51You are saying when will I meet God.

02:53Husband is God only.

02:54Isn't he?

02:57Tell me who is the husband.

02:59Then you are saying when will I meet God.

03:01How many years ago did you get married?

03:0325 years ago.

03:03Hello.

03:04I met.

03:05You 25 years ago.

03:06I could not recognize you.

03:08You see.

03:09This is the result of carelessness.

03:10Rade Rade.

03:12Guruji.

03:12What is your name?

03:13Kubi.

03:14Sahu.

03:15What Kubi?

03:17Sahu.

03:17A little Kubi Sahu.

03:19Well you are the one.

03:20What is your quality?

03:21You used to eat meat and fish earlier.

03:24Guruji.

03:25You have left me.

03:26This was your quality.

03:30My daughter Guruji feels shy and eats soap also.

03:34Well this is the latest news.

03:36She.

03:37Eats soap.

03:38You must.

03:39Not give me bread to eat.

03:41Once more.

03:42Once more.

03:43One day make cure of soap and eat it.

03:45Her.

03:46Voice is a little thick.

03:47If she.

03:48Eats soap.

03:49Won't she become fat?

03:51Rade.

03:51Guruji.

03:53Which soap do you eat?

03:54I.

03:54Eat the one that tastes good.

03:56No matter how.

03:57Much I love my wife.

03:59She still gets angry.

04:00What should I do for this?

04:02So ask her how will you consider yourself lucky?

04:04You ask.

04:06Should.

04:07I ask.

04:07Why should I ask?

04:11Come along.

04:12You are there.

04:13You ask.

04:15Rathead Guruji.

04:18Rathead how will the queen of wife be happy?

04:21There is nothing.

04:24Like that.

04:25She is a friend.

04:26A companion.

04:27A life partner.

04:28Everything.

04:28She is everything.

04:29But if she doesn't.

04:30Get angry with them then.

04:31With whom will she get angry?

04:33Oh so if.

04:34She ever agrees that you will remain angry.

04:36She doesn't agree.

04:38That's why she is with us.

04:39Right?

04:40She is getting.

04:42Upset that she doesn't agree.

04:43If there is too much fight.

04:45You understand.

04:47Then you remain silent or not.

04:50It is.

04:51Right.

04:51There is no option.

04:53There is no.

04:54Option.

04:55Don't.

04:56Trouble the husband so much.

04:58Otherwise the men will not marry.

05:00That look.

05:01If we have to get upset then why should we marry?

05:04Now promise that you will not get angry.

05:06You will not get.

05:08Angry.

05:09Right?

05:10Yes.

05:10A firm promise.

05:12Yes.

05:12A firm promise.

05:16Mother.

05:17I swear.

05:18She is mine.

05:22Wife.

05:22We have come from Kolkata.

05:24We don't get along.

05:25She quarrels over small things.

05:27How many years have passed since our marriage?

05:28Eight years.

05:29Eight years.

05:30Eight years.

05:31We have children.

05:32Yes.

05:33Two children.

05:33She doesn't.

05:34Get along and we have children too.

05:37Pranam Guruji.

05:40Come on.

05:41Tell me what doesn't get along.

05:42Guruji.

05:43There is nothing like that.

05:44I mean.

05:44He won't understand if I explain anything.

05:46If someone else explains the same thing.

05:47They understand.

05:48It doesn't.

05:49Matter.

05:49Then get your thing explained by someone else.

05:52After all.

05:53It doesn't matter.

05:53Tell me.

05:54Is your husband good or not?

05:55Guruji.

05:56He did not listen earlier.

05:57Now.

05:58With the blessings of Radarani.

05:59He is listening.

05:59I cannot say no.

06:00Did.

06:01You understand sister earlier.

06:02Question mark.

06:04Now.

06:04My ears have become fine.

06:06Is it?

06:06No.

06:07Guruji.

06:08Like earlier.

06:08If there was any fight.

06:09They would settle it among themselves.

06:11They don't settle it.

06:12There would be a fight between their mother and their sisters.

06:14They would go to the shop.

06:15They would say.

06:16You settle your own.

06:17You would not say anything.

06:19Well.

06:19My.

06:20Son.

06:20I don't fight.

06:22Just listen to whatever the wife says.

06:24The.

06:24Only problem here is that if she doesn't understand anything.

06:27I get angry and it's no problem.

06:28Don't get.

06:29Angry.

06:30Listen to whatever the wife says.

06:31We listen.

06:32You should also listen.

06:33Let's.

06:34Say sorry.

06:36You also say sorry.

06:38Shock to man will get it done.

06:40It will be done.

06:42How old are you?

06:43I am 28 years old.

06:45Now.

06:45She will be 29 years old on the 30th of October.

06:48Yes.

06:48But get married soon.

06:49Now delay it.

06:51You will tell me only when you find a boy.

06:54There is one.

06:57It will be.

06:58Fun.

06:58Right?

06:59Now don't worry.

07:00Now you will become famous on YouTube.

07:03You will get a lot of boys.

07:06You tell me if you see a good boy then get me married.

07:09See if someone wants to marry a girl in speed then see brother let's have a swyambar.

07:20See if someone is not getting married then tell me.

07:24Why boy.

07:24You are shaking the mobile.

07:26You want to get married.

07:27Are you.

07:28Understanding?

07:29Are you understanding?

07:30Are you understanding?

07:32Guruji.

07:32See the matter.

07:33The girl is good.

07:34If you want to talk then talk.

07:40You are Guruji.

07:41He eats a lot of gootka.

07:46Who?

07:46Hey.

07:47My husband.

07:48Make me.

07:48Talk to my husband.

07:49Guruji doesn't eat gootka.

07:50When I just drive I eat kuber because of laziness.

07:54Kuber.

07:54Yes.

07:59Do you eat kuber?

08:06Here we worship kuber kuber.

08:08You eat kuber even to leave.

08:11Even swear like this but they don't listen.

08:13Let me.

08:14Talk first.

08:15They will eat you too.

08:16When kuber has eaten you.

08:18Will you leave me?

08:18Guruji.

08:22You are seeing this in front of you right now.

08:24Then what about that in front of me?

08:25I have run away for a long time.

08:26First tell me which kuber do you eat?

08:28We will not eat.

08:29Guruji.

08:29No.

08:30Kuber.

08:30No intoxication.

08:32Kubers.

08:32Brother is Ravin.

08:33We will not do.

08:34Intoxication.

08:42Eat Ravin a little.

08:43He also tells a lot of lies.

08:45Guruji.

08:45Why are you interfering?

08:47Again and again I am asking this question.

08:48That what Lord Krishnaji told Arjun.

08:51Without me.

08:52I don't know how to do without me.

08:53Say it once.

08:54Do your work.

08:55Do not desire the fruit.

09:04Right.

09:04Did.

09:05You understand.

09:06Tell me what is it about.

09:07Do your.

09:08Work.

09:09Do not desire the fruit.

09:10And I keep fast like Ekadashi.

09:12Then everyone says that if your patience has dried up.

09:15Then.

09:15Eat some.

09:17Ladu Gopal.

09:18Guru Dev.

09:18I put him to sleep.

09:19If I switch on the fan.

09:21Then my husband turns off the fan.

09:22And we talk about you.

09:23Saints.

09:25Hey.

09:26So your husband does not worship.

09:28Whom does he worship?

09:30He does not worship anyone.

09:31He feeds goats.

09:36What do you do?

09:37I.

09:38Graze goats.

09:40Are you.

09:41Well.

09:42How many goats do you have at home?

09:43We must have 15 to 16 goats.

09:47So do they love you or not?

09:49Yes.

09:52They don't switch off your fan.

09:55Our little brothers in law say bad things about you.

09:58They pamper us.

10:02It's a pretense that a.

10:09Girl says I love you.

10:11Nowadays girls say I love you.

10:13Don't even take it.

10:19There I love you will take off 25 to 30 locks.

10:23Gory Pop Lala card.

10:25Everything will be sold in the field.

10:27Your father will become poor in the pursuit of I love you.

10:30First she says I love you and then divorce papers give 20 locks.

10:41Whom do you love?

10:42You have a.

10:43Friend.

10:44What is the name of my girlfriend?

10:45I will.

10:46Not take her name Guruji.

10:48My family is not agreeing.

10:50I want to marry him.

10:51I have to.

10:53Choose my mother and my girlfriend.

10:55Whom will you choose?

10:56Choose my.

10:57Mother.

10:58My.

10:58Mother is saying no.

10:59Yes.

11:00She is refusing.

11:01Then agree.

11:02Why are you doing this?

11:03But Guruji.

11:04Then when I was talking to her.

11:05She talked about dying.

11:06I will die.

11:07I will.

11:08Not die without you.

11:09You leave it.

11:10After another month.

11:11After two four months.

11:13She will go out with someone else.

11:14How many times did she die?

11:16Someone died.

11:18My mother has a YouTube channel.

11:30It has been more than two years.

11:32But still there is no growth.

11:33It.

11:42Grows a little bit more than it decreases.

11:44So does your mother upload videos?

11:48So what videos does the mother upload?

11:51Mom puts up vlogs, etc.

11:52She puts up shish.

11:54Well, he is not going to dance.

11:56Is he?

11:56So we just want that our channel grows through you and Kana G.

12:01Radha G.

12:08Hello Guruji.

12:09Radha Radha.

12:10Radha.

12:10I have two questions.

12:18My husband gambles on mobile and my daughter talks to a boy of four years.

12:23Who does she talk to?

12:25A.

12:25Boy.

12:26Which boy she is?

12:28In school now.

12:29How old is your daughter?

12:31The.

12:31Girl is 15 years old.

12:32Okay.

12:33What is your name?

12:35Sheetal Gupta.

12:36Sheetal.

12:37Which class are you in?

12:39Ten.

12:40Why should anyone love you?

12:47Yes, that is.

12:50Correct.

12:55Guruji.

12:56My question was whether girls should blow the conch or not.

13:01Shank is the brother of Lakshmi Ji.

13:03Yes, Guruji.

13:05So Shank is your brother.

13:07So now you see whether you want to blow the brother or not.

13:22He is our brother.

13:26As soon as he drinks alcohol, he keeps beating him all day and night.

13:31Why do you beat your wife?

13:33Very much.

13:33This is the latest news.

13:36He.

13:37Beats a lot.

13:38R.

13:38You his sister sometimes?

13:40Yes.

13:40Beat the bastard by hanging him upside down.

13:43Useless.

13:44I am.

13:45Right.

13:46Why don't you beat him?

13:47You also beat him 10 to 20 times.

13:50He will make you so angry that it will seem as if it will break your head.

13:54Do.

13:55You beat him or not?

13:56No.

13:56You are getting.

13:57Your sister-in-law beaten up and brother, I don't.

14:00Live with him.

14:01So.

14:02Whenever you go, take a shoe to him.

14:04Don't.

14:04Do this my dear.

14:05I will take him.

14:0710 in the morning and 10 in the evening.

14:09These drunkards will understand the language of shoes.

14:12You are his sister, right?

14:13Yes.

14:14Now you beat him.

14:1510 in the morning and 10 in the evening.

14:16Once more.

14:17Once more.

14:18Once more.

14:19Rade Rade Guruji.

14:21We have a sister-in-law who troubles us a lot.

14:23How does she trouble us?

14:24She always keeps getting exorcism done.

14:27What is this exorcism?

14:28She is always talking about ghosts and spirits.

14:30Does she have a connection with ghosts and spirits?

14:35Why do you beat your wife?

14:37Baba.

14:37He gets drunk.

14:39Intoxication like this.

14:40You hit yourself with a shoe.

14:41Take a shoe and hit yourself with the shoe.

14:44You drink alcohol.

14:45You waste money.

14:47You hit your wife.

14:47You should give a chili slap to your son.

14:52You.

14:52You hit your children too.

14:53We are reforming you in 10 days.

14:56Why do you hit your wife?

14:57You married her to hit her.

14:58You are hitting someone else's daughter.

15:00Baba just happens in intoxication.

15:02It doesn't happen like this.

15:03Then why don't you hit yourself in intoxication?

15:08Why do you hit your wife, brother?

15:11Why do you hit your wife?

15:12What kind of intoxication is this?

15:14It happens to you too.

15:15You will also feel like tearing the door.

15:17What should I do?

15:18I should die.

15:18Anything can happen.

15:20You have seen the result of negligence.

15:21Nowadays wives run away with him.

15:24So he earns more money.

15:26If Robin comes to steal them.

15:28Then they jump and sit in Robin's bed.

15:31They write a letter to Robin himself that we are here.

15:36Come to steal us.

15:40And I have told you many times that a boy is a rod.

15:45A girl is a diamond.

15:47The diamond is kept inside and the iron rod is kept outside.

15:51If the boy goes astray, how much less will the price go?

15:54If the iron rusts, how much less will it sell?

16:01What else will happen?

16:02If the diamond breaks, then it will not sell for even one rupee.

16:08Where does your mind go?

16:09My.

16:10Mind is being drawn towards the wrong things I want to do.

16:14What wrong things do you do?

16:15Mummy says that do not be ready for friendship.

16:17Do not go out of the house.

16:18Do not talk to this person.

16:20Do not roam around here.

16:21But I like all that.

16:23My mind gets irritated.

16:25I don't know why you start fighting.

16:26Just on this much.

16:27My mind does not have peace.

16:29I feel like fighting.

16:33No.

16:33When people say it, then we get irritated.

16:35Oh, Baba.

16:37Oh, Baba.

16:38Oh, Baba.

16:39Oh, Baba.

16:40Oh, Baba.

16:41Oh, Baba.

16:42Oh, Baba.

16:43Oh, Baba.

16:44Oh, Baba.

16:45Oh, Baba.

16:46Oh, Baba.

16:47Oh, Baba.

16:48Oh, Baba.

16:49Oh, Baba.

16:50Oh, Baba.

16:51Oh, Baba.

16:52Oh, Baba.

16:53Oh, Baba.

16:54Oh, Baba.

16:55Oh, Baba.

16:56Oh, Baba.

16:57Oh, Baba.

16:58Oh, Baba.

16:59Oh, Baba.

17:00Oh, Baba.

17:01Oh, Baba.

17:02Oh, Baba.

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