HOA Karen Tried to Kick Me Out of the Pool _ But She Didn_t Know I Was the Boss of Every HOA

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00:00I had just finished a long day of meetings with different HOA boards across the county

00:04and thought I'd reward myself with something simple, a swim.

00:08The neighborhood pool was practically empty except for a few kids,

00:13splashing and one woman glaring at me the moment I walked in.

00:16I didn't think much of it. People stare all the time.

00:20I laid my towel on a chair, slipped into the cool water, and finally let myself relax.

00:26But peace didn't last long.

00:28The woman, her name was Karen, as I later found out,

00:31marched over in oversized sunglasses and a scowl sharp enough to cut glass.

00:36You can't be here, she snapped. This pool is for residents only.

00:41I am a resident, I replied calmly, but she wasn't hearing it.

00:46She folded her arms and demanded proof, as if I needed to carry my deed in my swim trunks.

00:52I told her she was mistaken, but that only made her angrier.

00:56Within minutes, she was on her phone, calling the police and reporting a trespasser at the pool.

01:02I almost laughed. I knew exactly how this was about to play out, but I let it unfold.

01:08When the officers arrived, Karen rushed toward them, waving her arms dramatically.

01:13That's him. He doesn't belong here, she declared, pointing at me like she had just uncovered a criminal mastermind.

01:21The officers walked over, asking for my ID. I gave it without hesitation.

01:26After checking it, one officer raised his eyebrows and smirked.

01:30Ma'am, you might want to know who you just called us on, he said, handing her back the paperwork.

01:37Karen blinked in confusion until I explained,

01:40I'm not just a resident here. I'm the regional director overseeing every HOA in this area, including this one.

01:48Her jaw dropped.

01:50The officers tried not to laugh.

01:52Karen's face turned redder than the lifeguard's rescue float.

01:55She mumbled something about just trying to protect the neighborhood and hurried out before the embarrassment could sink in further.

02:03I stayed in the pool, enjoying the water, as if nothing happened.

02:07The kids kept splashing, the sun kept shining,

02:11and the only thing that had changed was that Karen would probably think twice before picking a fight at the pool again.

02:25The kids kept on the beachा on the beach.

02:31She went in the pool again.

02:32The kids were waiting for me to see the people of the sea who were not here.

02:35She just Petitaks and the people of the sea.

02:37And that's the big thing that we had to learn about,

02:39and the people who were not here,

02:40the kids were not here.

02:42The kids were not here.

02:45The kids were not here.

02:47They were not there.

02:50The kids were not here.

02:51They were not here.