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00:00You decided you didn't even need a partner. You're gonna go it alone. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel, I do have a partner
00:12I finally made it on your show. You're not on my show. I'm not on your stupid show. I'm on who wants to be a millionaire. That's way better
00:21You guys are really making a mockery of the game. I have to say we've only got three questions left next questions for
00:28$250,000
00:30Let's do it, right? Yeah. Hey sperm whale final answer. You put your heads together
00:36The audience put their heads together and all your heads came up with the right answer. It is
00:41Sperm whale
00:55I'm Jimmy Kimmel if you join us last time you know that a certain weasel a demon
01:01Named Damon wriggled his way into the hot seat with all-time Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings an injustice was done
01:08But I had a decision to make
01:11Ken and Matt is it? Yes. Yes. I'm gonna be the bigger man and I'm going to allow this to happen. Thank you very much, Jimmy. This is where you applaud it. Thank you.
01:22Tell us a little bit about your charity water.org
01:25Well
01:27I was talking to Ken
01:31It's his charity. Yeah, I co-founded with Gary White 16 years ago and it's about getting access to safe water to people in the developing world and this is a massive problem that we can't really relate to here because
01:42a clean drink of water is only a few steps away for all of us growing up here and
01:47Just five dollars will get somebody safe water for life. So this this if we can pull this off. This would be
01:54Hundreds of thousands of people that we'd reach all right. That's pretty great. Now. Where were you on January 6th?
02:01I was on my couch what's going on with the beard are you waiting until the FBI reads your manifesto before you shave?
02:08I'm working. I'm in fact
02:10We've been all over the world shooting the odyssey. I can't believe you keep getting hired to be in movies. It's really remarkable
02:17All right. Well, since this is for charity. I'm going to allow it begrudgingly. Are you ready?
02:23Let's do it. Ken, are you ready?
02:25Feeling good. We're doing great so far. Let's play millionaire
02:33You've got a quarter of a million dollars for water.org
02:37Yes
02:42And your next question is for five hundred thousand dollars. Matt, that's half of a million
02:50Are you ready for it?
02:52I'm ready for it
02:54Five hundred thousand dollar question
02:57With another career path already established
03:00Who got his first taste of the entertainment world when he entered a Steve Martin look-alike contest?
03:07Dr. Oz
03:09Jerry Springer
03:11Bill Nye
03:13Anthony Bourdain
03:15Remember career path already established
03:18I have straight-up never heard this.
03:23No, me neither.
03:24This is not looking familiar at all
03:26And they're all at least possible
03:32Yeah
03:33Right?
03:34I feel like there's really no way to rule out
03:43Anybody here
03:45I mean, Jerry Springer was a politician before he was in show business
03:49Yeah, he had a career beforehand
03:50He was the mayor of somewhere in Ohio
03:53Society, I think, yeah
03:55So that seems like maybe a little unlikely, but
04:00I don't know why Anthony Bourdain would enter a Steve Martin look-alike contest
04:05None of them look a ton like Steve Martin, right?
04:10Well, we're definitely going lifelines. The question is which ones?
04:13I mean, it's a showbiz bio story. It's not like it's, no offense Jimmy, quantum physics or something
04:25Like maybe, maybe this is a time to ask the host
04:29You know who introduces a lot of celebs and asks them about
04:34Kind of entertaining stories from their past
04:37I don't, I don't want to ask him
04:39Ask him
04:42Should we, should we 50-50 it and then ask Jimmy?
04:52Like if Jimmy actually knows this cult, like if Jimmy's just going on vibes like
04:56Yeah, Dr. Oz looks a little like Steve Martin, I think he would, he would tell us that
05:00Because he believes in fair play
05:02Even if he's not the world's biggest Matt Damon fan
05:05Right
05:06Um, I kind of believe in going Jimmy first
05:10And then if he's like, but I'm just guessing then we know we're going to have to burn another lifeline
05:15Don't sneer when he says you should go to me first, that's rude
05:18Like this is something Jimmy might know outright and be able to save us from using two really good lifelines
05:24And if he doesn't he'll tell us and then we got to burn another lifeline on this question
05:28Okay, I understand
05:29You know what I mean?
05:30I understand your logic
05:31Like we're going to use Jimmy once if we need him, if we need all, if we need all our lifelines
05:35And like, the million
05:36He's useless
05:37I understand
05:39Um, but okay
05:40I think we should do it
05:41We're going to, we're going to ask the host Jimmy, we want to ask you
05:44You sure you want to ask the host?
05:46Yeah, and this is coming from me
05:48Okay
05:49Ken, who to my knowledge has never pissed you off in any way
05:52Until tonight, yeah
05:54Now just to be clear, as you know, I don't have the answers to the questions
05:58But here's what I think
06:00I know the answer to this one
06:01Oh my god
06:02Yes, that's what you want to hear
06:03It's one of these things where I, I just read a big story about this guy
06:08I was on the radio in Seattle when this guy started out, he was on local television
06:15And the answer, my final answer, is Bill Nye, the science guy
06:21Entered a Steve Martin look-alike contest
06:24Well, I mean, he said it with authority
06:27If he gets this wrong
06:28What if he really wants to screw with you?
06:32Jimmy invents this crazy story about Seattle radio
06:34That is how I would do it, yeah
06:36Take that, please
06:37I've never even been to Seattle
06:39Yeah, exactly
06:40No, he wouldn't do that
06:41I like it, let's do it
06:42I feel bad, because, like, I'm from Seattle
06:44And I used to watch Bill Nye on the local sketch comedy show he did
06:48Almost live, I did not know
06:50Oh, Bill Nye did sketch comedy?
06:51Yeah
06:52Oh, alright, well that even, that bolsters his answer, even
06:56He told you he knew it, and Matt's still like, I don't know
06:59No, no, no
07:00That's why I don't like him
07:01That was about the best we could have hoped for
07:03This is great, this is great for, uh, for Water.org
07:05We should just go with Bill Nye
07:06I like it, yeah
07:07Thank you, Jimmy
07:08Thank you, Jimmy
07:09Final answer, C, Bill Nye
07:10I'm not saying thank you, I have to say thank you if it's right
07:11Now, you've got $250,000
07:14If we got this right
07:16And when I say we, I mean I
07:18That will mean you have $500,000
07:25Computer, please reveal the correct answer
07:30Yes
07:35Oh, man
07:37Come on
07:39That was awesome
07:42That was, alright
07:45Wow
07:46It's for Water.org, you know
07:48That, that was, thank you for that
07:51Well, guess what, guys, you've got $500,000
07:54Yeah
07:55You've got two lifelines, and when we come back, we are going for $1 million on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
08:07Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
08:23Uh, Ken and what appears to be a yak are in the hot seat
08:28They are about to go for $1 million for Water.org
08:33With that said, only two celebrities have ever won the million dollars on this show
08:41Chef David Chang, with an assist from Mina Kimes of ESPN
08:45Yeah, that was great
08:46And Ike and Alan Berenvolts, playing as a team, won the million dollars
08:50So you'll be in exclusive company here, should this go the way we hope it does
08:56Let's do it, let's play millionaire for a million dollars!
08:59Oh, man
09:04To be honest, you have two lifelines left for $1 million
09:11Which of these words is often used to describe one of the most beautiful auditory effects on Earth?
09:18The sound made by the leaves of trees when wind blows through them
09:24Apricity?
09:26Petrichor?
09:27Susurrus?
09:29Eudaimonia?
09:30Do you want to know a very good sign?
09:33What?
09:34Like, before the things came up, I was like, this is like susurration or something
09:39Like, like that was the word that was in my head
09:42Like before susurrus popped up
09:44Okay
09:45Um, and there it is
09:47So, I have a really good feeling about C
09:51Okay
09:52What else you got?
09:53I got nothing
09:54I mean, this one
09:55I'm just being honest
10:00Very honest
10:01I'm very happy you've got something
10:04I know petrichor
10:06Petrichor is that smell after rain falls
10:11Oh, okay
10:12All the resins in the soil
10:13Uh-huh
10:14Make that rainy smell
10:16That's what petrichor
10:17But I've never heard of apricity
10:19I've never heard of apricity either
10:21Yeah, of course you haven't
10:25I mean
10:26I mean, susurrus is the sound
10:28It's
10:29It's
10:30It sounds like
10:31It sounds like what it is
10:32Onomatopoeia, right?
10:33Yeah
10:34Um
10:35Like in my head it was like susurration
10:37But
10:38I feel very good about that
10:39So I guess if we're going to use our lifelines
10:41Here's what I'm thinking
10:44If we go 50-50
10:45First
10:46First
10:47Yeah
10:48We cut it down to two
10:49And then it's easier to convey in 30 seconds
10:50Yes
10:51To our friend
10:52I love it
10:53Yeah
10:54Okay, so let's do that
10:55Yes
10:56Agreed
10:57Okay
10:58So the first thing we want to do, Jimmy
10:59We want to play this very safe
11:00We like C, but we want to 50-50 this
11:04You know you would have won this on your own, right?
11:06Okay
11:09Okay
11:10You want to use 50-50?
11:1150-50
11:12Let's do it
11:13Computer, please take away two of the wrong answers
11:17That's it
11:18That's it
11:19And you know what Petrachor is
11:20That's it
11:21Wow
11:22Woo
11:25Wow
11:26We caught a break
11:27Wow
11:28We caught a break
11:29Wow
11:30Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good, I think
11:32Wow
11:33The fair isn't harder than Jeopardy
11:35It is so awesome having Ken Jennings as your partner in a trivia game
11:41I can't even tell you
11:42Everybody but Jimmy Kimmel, do we love Matt Damon or what?
11:45Right
11:46Oh, thank you
11:47Oh, you're
11:48Oh, you're
11:49What are you doing?
11:50What are you doing?
11:51What are you doing?
11:52Thank you so much
11:53Oh
11:54You are making him so miserable right now
11:56Boo
11:57Boo
11:58Boo
11:59Boo
12:00Boo
12:01How are you going to be being weppardy with someone you hate?
12:03All right guys
12:05All right
12:06A million dollars for Water.org should we do it?
12:08Absolutely
12:09Uh, final answer Jimmy, C. Sassuras
12:16I'm looking at the correct answer right now
12:18Have to say this was the least dramatic million dollar moment
12:23In who wants to be in millionaire history, because that is absolutely right
12:28Thank you so much, Tom.
12:35That is awesome.
12:38I just thank you so much, man.
12:40Wonderful.
12:41It's unbelievable.
12:43200,000 people will reach with that.
12:46Please come around.
12:48I have something for you.
12:51Very well done.
12:53That was impressive.
12:54I'm begrudgingly going to shake your hand.
12:57Matt Damon, Ken Jennings.
13:01Thank you, guys.
13:03We'll be right back to play more
13:05if he wants to be a millionaire.
13:19Our players are two of the hosts at The Daily Show.
13:23Very funny guys who have their own stand-up comedy specials.
13:26Jordan Klepper, Fingers the Pulse, Mag of the Next Generation, and Love to Hate.
13:32Let's welcome Jordan Klepper and Ronnie Chang.
13:38Come on.
13:40Come on.
13:42Hey, guys.
13:44Please.
13:45Yes.
13:46Great to have you here.
13:47Thank you for coming.
13:48I enjoy your work.
13:49How are you?
13:50We want to win one million dollars.
13:51One million dollars.
13:52We are focused, laser sharp.
13:53Jimmy, we are ready.
13:54We are ready for this.
13:55Give us that million.
13:56Just give it to us right now.
13:57Let's just jump to it.
13:58Jump to the million dollar question.
13:59Go to the question.
14:00Let's go to it.
14:01Dispense with the pleasantries.
14:02There's nothing pleasant about not winning a million dollars.
14:03Let's win the million dollars.
14:04We demand the million dollar question right now.
14:05Would you, and I don't want to step on any toes, but would you agree to tell us what
14:08charities you are playing for tonight?
14:09I am picking a wonderful charity called Chips.
14:10It's a food pantry, and it houses women and children who are in need in Brooklyn, New York
14:11City.
14:12Greatest city.
14:13All right.
14:14Greatest city.
14:15Excellent.
14:16Only
14:39And Ronnie, I'm trying to give money to Asian Americans Advancing Justice.
14:48They, yeah, they do something with justice for Asians.
14:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:58We are 15 correct answers from a million dollars for your charities.
15:04You know how it works.
15:05You know the rules.
15:06Are you ready to play?
15:07Yes.
15:08Let's do this.
15:08Audience, are you ready to play?
15:10All right, let's do it.
15:11Let's go.
15:12Let's play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
15:20Jordan, Ronnie, your first question is for a hundred dollars.
15:24It's estimated that a person typically loses between 50 and 100 watt per day.
15:30Keys?
15:30Well, that's a lot of keys.
15:31Pairs?
15:33Socks?
15:34Pounds?
15:35This is not a hundred dollar question.
15:37This is, you think this is the million dollar question?
15:39This is hot.
15:42Ronnie, I feel this is easier than you might imagine.
15:44I'm thinking it's hairs.
15:45Can I do hairs?
15:47Oh, okay, sure, yeah.
15:49Let's go B, hairs, final answer.
15:51That is right.
15:52Hairs is the right answer.
15:53Okay, okay.
15:55This is why we're a good team.
15:57This is why we're a good team.
15:57I know things you don't.
15:59We work too well together.
16:00Hopefully, I know things that you don't do.
16:01The next question is for $200.
16:03Released three years after the original, what movie sequel had the tagline, just when you
16:08thought it was safe to go back in the water?
16:11Spider-Man 2.
16:13Kung Fu Panda 2.
16:15Jaws 2.
16:16The Angry Birds Movie 2.
16:19I can tell you, the final answer is, uh, s-
16:21Oh, wait.
16:23No, I'm scared to say that here.
16:24Wait, I think it's C.
16:25Okay, okay, okay.
16:26C, Jaws 2, final answer.
16:27Final answer, yeah.
16:28Final answer is right.
16:28I think Jaws 2 was a little bit interesting.
16:33Next question's for $300.
16:37Managed by the U.S. Geological Survey, ShakeAlert is a tool that warns West Coast residents of
16:43an impending what?
16:45Earthquake?
16:46Tornado?
16:47Hurricane?
16:48Blizzard?
16:50Oh, I think, yes.
16:51I don't know if it's gotten dozed or not, the U.S. Geological Survey.
16:55Let's hope ShakeAlert is still live and well.
16:57But we're going to say it's A, earthquake, final answer.
17:00Yeah, that's right.
17:01We do use that.
17:03All right.
17:04Sometimes it tells us before it even happens.
17:06Yeah.
17:07Next question's for $500.
17:11What former world leader has a first name that, if you remove its fifth letter, becomes
17:15the name of the country she led?
17:19Margaret Thatcher?
17:21Corazon Aquino?
17:23Indira Gandhi?
17:25Isabel Perón?
17:26I think it's C.
17:28Ronnie thinks it's C.
17:29Indira Gandhi, final answer.
17:31That's right.
17:32Indira Gandhi, you take away the R.
17:34Good.
17:34And you have India.
17:37Next question is for $1,000.
17:40SJP Lit is a publishing imprint created by an actress who starred on which of these TV shows?
17:50Seinfeld?
17:51Beverly Hills 90210?
17:54Sex and the City?
17:55Friends?
17:56So, I'm not going to say the official words.
17:58I'm just going to...
17:59I think it's C.
18:00Uh-oh, you are such a Miranda.
18:01We're going to go with C, Sex and the City, final answer.
18:05That's right.
18:05Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker.
18:07Let's do it.
18:09Is SJP.
18:11And just like that...
18:13Oh, that's her other show.
18:14You've won $1,000.
18:17Not happy.
18:18No, job's not done.
18:19Don't clap that.
18:19Job's not done.
18:21Ronnie, you just took your U.S. citizenship test.
18:24Yes, I did.
18:24Did you win?
18:27Well, for legal reasons, yes.
18:30I did complete the citizenship test.
18:34It was much higher stakes.
18:36It was like this game, except if you lose, you get deported.
18:39So, this pressure is nothing to me.
18:43Okay, good.
18:43All right, well, maybe we'll get some questions that were on your test.
18:46You're only 10 questions away from $1 million.
18:48Your next question is for $2,000.
18:50An educational game for kids, Periodic, lets players move around a board collecting what?
18:59Fossils, planets, elements, bacteria.
19:04I don't know this game, but I'm assuming it's the periodic table.
19:08I'm with you.
19:08I'm imagining C.
19:10Don't say the magic words.
19:11Okay.
19:11I also imagine C.
19:12Say the magic word.
19:14C, elements, final answer.
19:15Yeah, that's right.
19:17Periodic table of elements.
19:19Good thing works.
19:19Let's do our game.
19:21Good teamwork.
19:21Thanks for the dream work.
19:24It's all jokes and fun and games until you final answer something.
19:28Oh, you said it!
19:30Don't say it.
19:31Your next question is for $4,000.
19:35A nod to the Ohio neighborhood where they grew up.
19:38The podcast New Heights is hosted by what pair of brothers?
19:42Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, Steph and Seth Curry, Luke and Owen Wilson, Jason and Travis Kelsey.
19:49I'm not super excited about this question, to be totally honest.
19:54Do you know this right off the bat?
19:56No, I have a feeling, but I don't want to say it.
19:59I, I, the Wahlbergs are, they're Bostonians.
20:02They're very famously Bostonians.
20:03Um, Luke and Owen Wilson are Texas.
20:05Famously Texas.
20:07Steph and Seth Curry, I, are famously Curry.
20:12And Jason and Kelsey, Travis are famously, I guess, those guys are famously white.
20:21And, and, yes, and Ohio is super white.
20:27So I'm leaning towards, just based on race, just being a race, just, just for racial reasons.
20:33We talked about this strategy.
20:34I know, but.
20:34Not the best strategy.
20:35Do we feel good enough jumping into that?
20:37This is, this is the danger zone that we discussed.
20:39We talked about the danger zone.
20:40This is the danger zone we discussed where we both are like 80% confident, but based on no knowledge.
20:46No, they, but Jason and Travis do have a podcast.
20:48Yes, they do have a podcast.
20:49I feel, I feel pretty good about it.
20:51Okay.
20:51I'll let you take the fall for this one.
20:55D, Jason and Travis, Kelsey, final answer.
21:01You know, LeBron James is from Ohio, too, right?
21:04He is, he is from Ohio, he is from Ohio.
21:06He's from Akron.
21:07He's from Akron, yeah.
21:07Uh-huh, uh-huh.
21:09Yes, these brothers grew up in Cleveland Heights, and they are the Kelsey brothers.
21:13Jason, Travis, that's right.
21:14Okay, okay.
21:16Yes.
21:16Well done, Ronnie, well done, Jordan.
21:18We're going to take a break, and we'll be back to play more Millionaire.
21:21Welcome back to Millionaire Jordan and Ronnie.
21:38Narrowly avoided disaster.
21:40You know, Steph Curry is from Ohio.
21:43Oh, he is?
21:43Yeah, he is.
21:45Arsenio's from Ohio.
21:46Okay.
21:47Dave Chappelle's from Ohio.
21:49Yes.
21:50I'm from Michigan, so it's my job to not know anything about the state of Ohio.
21:53I see, yeah.
21:55But it's not just white people in Ohio.
21:57Okay, but I did get it right, so I guess I was right.
22:00Yes.
22:01That wasn't a question on the citizenship test?
22:05The only thing I know for sure about Ohio is they're eating the cats and they're eating
22:09the dogs.
22:10Yeah.
22:12That's true.
22:12I heard it.
22:13They really are.
22:13All right.
22:14All right.
22:14You've got $4,000.
22:16You have all your lifelines.
22:17Let's play Millionaire.
22:19Here we go.
22:20Your next question is for $8,000.
22:29Often used in gumbo, Cajun delight is a variety of what produce item?
22:35Asparagus, fennel, okra, cauliflower.
22:40I feel like it might be okra, only because it is a vegetable I know very little about
22:45and I don't know a whole lot about Cajun cuisine, except that it tends to be spicy.
22:49Okra is a southern vegetable, if that's fair to say.
22:53Okra is in gumbo.
22:55It is.
22:55I do know that much.
22:56I do know that much.
22:57Or at least the Korean gumbo fusion I eat.
23:00Oh, this is...
23:01In New York City.
23:03They always have okra in it.
23:04So, I'm down for you to take the fall on this again, if you want to.
23:08You want to just jump in and do it?
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah, you're confident on this, right?
23:12No, I'm not.
23:14This is my hidden lifeline.
23:16This is my hidden lifeline.
23:17It is, you look at Jimmy's face, because he knows the answers to this.
23:21No, I don't think...
23:21I don't know the answers.
23:23No, no, as in, not that you secretly don't answer, but your knowledge of...
23:27Oh.
23:28Yeah, like, if you were sitting where we were, you would have an opinion on this.
23:33I would have an opinion on it, yeah.
23:34I could get a free lifeline just by reading your reactions.
23:42Do you think it's okra?
23:47Did you get...
23:48Yes.
23:48Did you get anything?
23:48Yes.
23:49That's a yes?
23:49That's a yes.
23:50That's a yes.
23:50You want to just do it based on that?
23:52I don't know if I just committed a federal offense.
23:54You just got your citizenship.
23:55I know.
23:56This is for a million dollars.
23:59You've got to risk it all.
24:00You want to risk it right now?
24:01You want to risk the citizenship.
24:01See okra, final answer.
24:04Hmm.
24:06Well, Ronnie, I don't know if you have some sort of psychic powers or just an ability to read
24:14people that would suit you well at a poker table, but I did know the answer, and it is
24:20indeed okra.
24:21Oh yeah, that's...
24:22Yes.
24:23Yes.
24:24Alright.
24:25Good.
24:26Good eyes.
24:27Good eyes.
24:28Yes.
24:29Good eyes.
24:30You've got $8,000, and the next question is for $16,000.
24:34Available to download in real life, the UUR is a self-help book that plays an important
24:43role in what TV series?
24:46Poker Face?
24:48The Righteous Gemstones?
24:50Dying for Sex?
24:52Severance?
24:53All great shows, but I know this.
24:54Yes, me too.
24:55There?
24:56Yeah?
24:57Yes.
24:58D Severance, final answer.
24:59Yeah, that's right.
25:00That's exactly right.
25:01No hesitation.
25:07You feeling good?
25:08Yeah.
25:09I feel good.
25:10That's right.
25:11You feeling good.
25:12It's a shame.
25:13You feeling good.
25:14You feeling good?
25:15Yeah.
25:16You feeling good?
25:17Yes.
25:18I feel good.
25:19Yeah.
25:20You feeling good.
25:21whose cover depicts its front man sporting face tats.
25:25Aerosmith, The Police, The Rolling Stones, ACDC.
25:33This is very much your department.
25:37This is old white rock.
25:39This is old white rock.
25:40I like old white rock.
25:41Yes.
25:41This came out in 81.
25:42I was two when this album came out.
25:44Okay.
25:45So, but I do have an instinct.
25:47I don't believe it's an Aerosmith album.
25:50I don't know much about the police's, uh,
25:54oeuvre, ra, oeuvre, oeuvre, I don't know, I don't know, I-
25:57Do you even know what that means?
25:58I don't know, I don't even know what the police is.
26:00I don't know anything about that system whatsoever.
26:02Okay.
26:03Uh, my instinct is it might be ACDC.
26:05Uh, but I'm not super confident in that one.
26:08Well.
26:09I think Jimmy knows.
26:10I think Jimmy-
26:10I think Jimmy knows.
26:11Jimmy is much older than me and he's also white.
26:13Yes.
26:15So this is the danger zone that we discussed earlier.
26:17I think we should play it safe.
26:18We should play it safe.
26:19We should play it safe.
26:20I think we should play it safe.
26:21But we should ask Jimmy what he- what he thinks.
26:24You wanna ask?
26:25But this is- this is the zone where it's good to ask the audience.
26:29But I don't trust the audience.
26:32Okay, now you're turning the audience against you, which is really bad.
26:37No, I- I'm being honest and real with the audience.
26:39I think they can respect that.
26:40Wow.
26:41Just by talking, you actually destroyed one lifeline right there.
26:44Cause now they're just gonna randomly vote now.
26:45Because-
26:46You think LaRue will vote against us?
26:47Yes.
26:48So now you- now this is the time to ask the guy who knows music.
26:51I think we should ask Jimmy.
26:52Should we do it?
26:53Yes, we should.
26:54But let me try to get a free one first.
26:55Jimmy, I wanna use the lifeline and ask you, uh, your opinion on this question.
27:10You're certain you wanna ask the host?
27:11Just wanna confirm?
27:12With both of you.
27:13Ask the host.
27:14Oh yeah, oh yeah, we like to use the lifeline of asking the host.
27:17Okay, now just to be clear, I don't have any of the answers to the questions.
27:23But I'm glad you asked the host.
27:26First of all, with all due respect to Post Malone, Mike Tyson popularized facial tattoo.
27:33Long before Post Malone.
27:38The answer is not ACDC.
27:40The answer is the Rolling Stones.
27:43That is my final answer.
27:46I feel very relieved to hear that.
27:50Yes, me too.
27:51I-I-I trust Jimmy.
27:52Should we do this?
27:53I also trust Jimmy implicitly.
27:55I'm willing to go.
27:56See the Rolling Stones final answer.
27:59Your final answer is the Rolling Stones.
28:01My final answer was the Rolling Stones.
28:03Computer, please reveal the correct answer to the question.
28:11All right.
28:12The Rolling Stones.
28:13What a team.
28:14Stones, Alvin.
28:15Stones, Alvin.
28:16Great.
28:17We got Ronnie and Jordan here.
28:18They've got $32,000.
28:20You can't leave here with less than that for your charities.
28:23We're gonna take a break.
28:24We're gonna come back.
28:25We're going all the way to Amelium when we come back.
28:28Ho!
28:31Ho!
28:35Ho!
28:36Ho!
28:37Ho!
28:38Ho!
28:39Ho!
28:40Ho!
28:41Hi everyone.
28:42Welcome back to The Millionaire.
28:43We're having a lot of fun with Jordan Klepper and Ronnie Chang in the hot seats.
28:46They're doing well.
28:47They've only used one lifeline.
28:49They've got $32,000.
28:51They are on a roll.
28:53Let's play millionaire.
28:54Ho!
28:55Ho!
28:56Ho!
28:57Ho!
28:58here's where we get into the big money yeah next questions for $64,000 by area
29:06what is the largest country in the world that has no natural rivers Saudi
29:11Arabia Australia Libya Mongolia oh boy I used to I lived in Australia
29:22yes for like 10 years I have no idea whether they have rivers you have no
29:26idea you didn't go out what were you doing now they got rivers so I can you
29:30know they do they're natural rivers yes you didn't see somebody making them no
29:33okay that's that's out okay great this Saudi Arabia I feel like it's a trick
29:39question because they want you to think there's no rivers there yes but I'm sure
29:43there's some river there's like what there's like one river and then
29:47everybody you're gonna pick up everybody's like you know that classic Saudi
29:50Arabia remember you're like really yeah like the Mississippis in Saudi Arabia I
29:54had no idea so this one is tough it is tough Libya Mongolia I know less than
30:01I'd like to about both of those yeah this is tough um I think I think we're in
30:06lifeline territory as someone who can feel the room right now I don't think the
30:11audience knows the answer to this one see now you're insulting no no I'm not
30:15insulting them this is a difficult question this is a difficult question okay so we
30:19don't think the audience provides any help in there my vibe is no audience for
30:22this one this is just really sit this one now guys maybe if the studio is in New
30:26York you'd have a more educated audience but uh is that bad I'm sorry no this is
30:31sorry I'm I'm spitballing I'm spitballing I'm spitballing now you're up the river
30:35without a paddle but where is the river Jimmy where is that river how about we ask the
30:41audience but we go with the one that's least voted and then that way yeah because
30:45now you've bet against them you've bet against them yeah just understanding who they are right
30:50uh do we go 50 50 and see if Australia's on there oh but then I could be I'm trying to think
30:57you don't know Australia I do don't know no but they're trying to trick you the natural rivers
31:02right but you lived there yeah okay years I can name like two rivers there so I'm pretty sure
31:07that's covered that covers the whole country natural rivers you were in those rivers they
31:10feel natural they felt natural okay they had a lot of jellyfish in them not to get all political
31:19okay but when white people colonize places yeah they colonize places with rivers so they colonize
31:27Australia white people colonize all places I do I do I know but I'm just saying I also would like
31:33to point out just for your information you also think that there are only white people in Ohio
31:37I mean there are rivers there but I did get that question right so uh yeah this one I don't know
31:48I don't know man let's just let's just close your eyes and just pick one no what no no we're not
31:54doing that no don't just point at Libya we haven't even talked about Libya you don't know anything about
31:59Libya points at Libya no we have to I think we should use a 50 50 or we should call jobs oh man
32:08okay I think you should go 50 I I you're right this is the lifeline don't be pressured you can't take a
32:12lifeline's home yep okay go we'd love to use 50 50 on this one you sure know that just want to make sure
32:17yeah no no don't use it don't use it what no don't use it don't use it because what do you got what
32:23instinct do you have no because I I don't even have two here anyway if you remove what name one
32:30thing you know about Mongolia one thing one thing you know about my they win a lot of sumo championships
32:37Mongolians are the best sumo wrestlers in the world really yeah see this this puts me in a weird spot
32:43that makes you smarter on Mongolia that I give you credit for but I don't think that helps us in
32:48the game in the least Mongolia is also they're like a they're like what do you call it they go
32:53from they're nomadic traditionally so no matter so it's a plain that's like a plain country right but
33:00I think nomadic culture in and of itself is going to need natural water right so I would assume there
33:05is water right in a nomadic country right right right Australia okay we know about Australia Saudi
33:10Arabia feels like it feels like the one it feels like the one because it's in your head be us being
33:17ignorant we're like okay this is a desert but then you want to use your 50-50 lifeline yeah yeah we
33:21want to use our 50-50 lifeline all right computer please take away two of the wrong answers
33:26whoa I told you when we started this show yeah the only thing I didn't want to get wrong was an Asian
33:37question yeah well that now I didn't even know that was in Asia so this is information that I'm gonna hear
33:43you didn't know Mongolia was in Asia I knew it was it was a beef centric country that's all I have you
33:51literally just on the entire city of Los Angeles for not knowing anything you didn't know Mongolia was
33:57yeah I'm more of a continental US kind of guy okay okay if we do this we gotta use the secret what's
34:04wait what you gotta wait guys you gotta be like yes it's a and B I believe you have to believe you
34:09want to do it let's go a Saudi Arabia final answer your final answer is Saudi Arabia I think they're
34:15both in Asia aren't they Asian that's the Middle East Middle East there are a lot of sumo wrestlers
34:21from Mongolia and you're right that people are nomadic and they also have rivers in Mongolia they do which
34:34means you got it right it is Saudi Arabia there we go there we go okay okay yes you've got $64,000 we'll be right back with more
34:46welcome back to who wants to be a millionaire Jordan Klepper and Ronnie Chang in the hot seats
35:05they're doing well your next question is for $125,000 what invention introduced in 1888 led Lewis
35:15Brandeis to co-author the right to privacy an essay that argued Americans had the right to be let
35:22alone hot air balloon polygraph metal detector Kodak camera I think it's the camera I think the camera
35:31uh uh camera technology 1888 it feels about that's a well you know all those 1888 polygraphs that they
35:41use the tape when what do you what's your instinct I'm just joking I don't know I thought it was metal
35:45detector or camera but how does a metal detector affect somebody's uh right to privacy there's some
35:51it'll be something stupid like the guy was like on the beach with a metal detector and someone said stop
35:56doing that and he's like no I got a right to it'll be something dumb what's the fear the fear the fear is
36:01oh look they invented a metal detector oh no this guy's gonna go to the beach and find coins I'm saying
36:05we're gonna go Wikipedia after the show it'll be something stupid like that that is stupid but I
36:09think that stupidity comes from your mind right there that's there is stupid elements to American
36:15history but I don't know if that logic uh checks out you know that's like a pattern of history where
36:21something stupid like this happened and it led to like the right to privacy because some guy was on
36:26the beach just like doing you're saying it's going to be a tangential thing yes yes I might
36:31take also the camera is so obvious it's so obvious Saudi Arabia was so obvious it's so obvious that you
36:39think they want us to win a million dollars for charity you think these people want us to win a
36:44million dollars they don't get the whole business model is us not winning this that's true that is
36:49they're gonna put the most obvious thing the camera is obviously a privacy issue right and then
36:54they're gonna put it there just to punk people like you out so cynical Ronnie this is you pass
37:02the citizenship test and then immediately was it a cynicism chip tester we don't we don't have clarity
37:10on this right my sick would just say D we would lose money if we did it but we have two lifelines do
37:15we use that here does the audience know oh man uh do you want to call what did he say
37:24he's good with history he's pretty good our our lifeline is the fact checker at the daily show
37:29adam chadikoff solid that's his job he's solid his job he's smart he knows things he makes us feel
37:35dumb yes that's not part of his job that's sort of a byproduct of it when he checks facts does he
37:40have a 30 second time limit he really does not he does not okay but he is great with american
37:46legislation yes this is not american legislation
37:49i haven't actually read the question i'm glad your focus is strong here on this game show
37:54well what do you want to do what do you want to do i don't know what to do here we should call chads
37:58okay yeah i should we do it yeah yeah jimmy we would like to phone a friend all right let's get adam on
38:04the line hello hello adam it's jimmy kimmel from who wants to be a millionaire i'm here with jordan
38:12and ronnie they are going for 125 000 and they need some help from you okay all right i'll try
38:20all right ronnie's going to read the question and four possible answers you will have 30 seconds
38:26that's all in including the question and the answers okay so you got to give us an answer as
38:31quickly as you can okay and your time starts now hey adam how's it going man what what invention
38:39introduced in 1888 led lewis brandeis brandeis brandeis to co-author the right to privacy an essay
38:46that argued americans had the right to be let alone uh a hot air balloon b polygraph c metal detector d
38:54kodak camera oh um an invention invention in 1888 was it a camera 1888 kodak no i don't
39:05that was my fault oh that was not great not great yeah you did a little bit up top you did a little
39:17bit no no no no this is my fault that this question is so long we shouldn't have called
39:22a friend on this look at the phrasing of this it's like two lines i also want to point out you asked
39:28him how he was doing at the time of the call i know i couldn't not do that oh it's funny it's funny
39:34it was funny i had to go for the joke how do you pronounce brandeis anyway i think it's brandeis i don't
39:39know that we lost like two seconds on that i know i shouldn't have corrected you that was uh yeah this
39:43really i know um ah damn it okay well look i mean if if we go if we go camera and we get wrong i can
39:53i can live with that he didn't think it was camera that was the one thing we got out of him
39:58if we take camera off the table my instinct is it is a polygraph in that a polygraph is something that
40:08is invasive in its technology yes i i i i'm really just guessing when polygraph technology
40:15came around but perhaps there was rudimentary polygraph technology in the late 1800s i don't
40:20see i think hot air balloon was much earlier and i don't see that metal detector i i i still don't track
40:27with your logic right but my instinct would be to my instinct would be to take a swing on this one
40:34and say polygraph i i think you're right i agree with your logic i and i i think we're so high up
40:40in the money that it's not gonna be the obvious one the obvious one here is camera i'm i'm gonna go
40:47with you i'm gonna try one last attempt at a free lifeline here try to get a freebie okay
40:51hey jimmy what do you think about polygraphs
40:54yeah polygraphs yeah polygraphs yeah jimmy b polygraph final answer
41:03well one of these was invented in 1921
41:10and unfortunately that was the polygraph
41:17the answer was the one you were gravitating toward the whole time the kodak camera
41:27the camera
41:28ouch don't pretend like you feel bad for them
41:32they're rubbing it in but guys we are still donating $32,000 to your phone
41:38we are out of time we have to wrap it up and i'm a rule follower so that is it for now
41:45thank you jordan thank you ronnie see you next time on who wants to be a millionaire
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42:01that was really fun
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