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Two fans are on a quest to recover 80s wrestling memorabilia after a grieving daughter outbids them to satisfy her fathe | dG1fanJVWGNkRFlnaGc
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00:00You
00:22What is this? It's what you asked for. It's what you wanted. Look at me. He's really tired. It was a long drive. What are you doing?
00:28It ain't what I want. It's what I need.
00:32What do you need?
00:36The tank top.
00:38Is this about that wrestling shirt?
00:40Yes, it's about that wrestling shirt. The shirt me and Alex have been looking for for the last 30 years. The end-all be-all of shirts.
00:46The shirt you said you'd need before settling down?
00:49Yes. No.
00:50Buckle up, kids. You're about to take a ride.
00:54Alex and Mark are on a quest to reclaim Raging A's tank top. They lost its children.
00:59Fart bag.
01:01Let's go get our shirt.
01:02I'll get it.
01:03When chasing after Raging A's tank top, remember to follow the five emancipations.
01:08Down to pound now.
01:10Show your fellow human respect.
01:12Idiot!
01:13Be good to your folks.
01:15My father's funeral is tomorrow. I am burying him in a shirt. That is how this ends.
01:20Stay in school. Don't smoke drugs.
01:23So glad we're working on this.
01:25And don't do the crime unless you're willing to do the time.
01:29Think about what it's taken just to get to this moment.
01:32Because the time you got might not be much time at all.
01:35Vintage Star War, three Han Solo, two Chebac, 39 Jar Jar Bangs from The Final Jedi.
01:47Dolores thought they'd be a hit. They weren't a hit.
01:51That's an emancipation proclamation.
02:19Yeah, dig it?
02:22Well, I couldn't have said it better myself, Raging Abe. Back to you, Vern.

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