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00:00We are back in the workroom for the Lala Peruzza Lip Sync Smackdown as the Lip Sync Assassin of Season 17 and I'm feeling oh so ready. I'd be scared if I was not me.
00:25Oh my god. I am here and we are still in the Joella dynasty. And don't forget that. The Slay Asian diva of Los Angeles is back. I do want revenge because the kingdom won the battle but the dynasty will win the war. You guys are just as ugly as I remember. Does anybody else feel like a completely new woman? I have atoned. I feel so sweet this time and I'm like so angry.
00:55Angelic. Look at me. I'm glowing.
00:58Arrighetti's kind and I'm straight.
01:00Listen. Arrighetti and I did not end on bad terms okay but my chismosa sister is now my chismosa neighbor. I'll still ask a sister for some sugar. I won't steal it from her though.
01:11Wait wait update. What about your update? Come on lover. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I am back reunited with Lydia and it feels so good to kind of be here back with like an official relationship.
01:30After we both left the competition we decided to spend a little more time together and the keys to the kingdom have been acquired. Darling.
01:37Well oh my god congrats to top four. Congrats to Brynn.
01:41Thank y'all for the sacrifice you did for us.
01:44I love you girls.
01:45You're welcome.
01:45Thank you so much.
01:46I love you too.
01:47How do you feel like making it so close but not getting it? Like you almost had it and just like no.
01:53In the moment it was really shocking and hurtful and watching it back I.
01:59It makes sense now.
02:00It makes sense.
02:01Oh my god.
02:02Oh my god.
02:04I believe that everything happens for a reason and there's a reason that I am here today ready to battle my sisters.
02:10You know what Suzy I apologize. I've just been so mean and bullying you this whole time.
02:13I really am going to channel you this week. Well I even hold on. Hold on. Jesus Christ.
02:18Lately I have been obsessed with cameo and I have been creating new characters every single week.
02:23I have done JoJo Siwa, Metal Jackson and of course Corey Toot.
02:27Hello there. It's me. Corey Toot.
02:34Corey Toot!
02:36I cannot escape Corey Toot.
02:39The fans are obsessed with Corey Toot. Honestly, I think they like Corey Toot more than they like Suzy Doot.
02:48You know what Corey in this hair I think you might finally win a challenge.
02:54Stand up for the floor please.
02:55Oh I will.
02:56Oh I will.
02:56On that note let's get in the fucking dragon. Let me go whoop your ass home.
03:00Yeah.
03:02Yeah.
03:03I miss you sister.
03:05I miss you. How are you?
03:06Good.
03:07It is now time to get in full glam. I don't have to perform today but my wig will be glued down. Shout out to Corey and Lana.
03:17I kind of left on a sour note and I had to clear the air with Anya.
03:22Hey sister.
03:22Hey.
03:23Can we chat?
03:24Yeah of course.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I left a nasty mirror message.
03:29As one smelly bitch to another, Anya, please brush your teeth.
03:32Before we start painting, I want to talk about Amir Vincent.
03:38Yeah.
03:38And I want to sincerely apologize.
03:42It was unacceptable behavior for sure.
03:44And I'm so sorry.
03:46It did like really hurt my feelings because like I didn't expect that.
03:50I feel like I've grown since then to take accountability for myself.
03:54Yeah, I appreciate you saying that and I can see clearly that you have grown from that and so have I.
04:00We're sisters, girl.
04:01And we live and learn.
04:02Live and learn.
04:02I love you, girl.
04:03I love you, too.
04:04Yeah.
04:04I do believe her apology and I do believe she's sorry.
04:07I've definitely been in her shoes before.
04:09We all fuck up sometimes so, you know, gotta move on.
04:13Let's put on this mug.
04:14We're here.
04:14How are you feeling, Diva?
04:18My love, I'm feeling like I want to redeem the last time that I was here, which was me wearing orange looking crazy.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:24Now you're going to be wearing orange and looking crazy again.
04:28The last time that I was on that main stage, I felt like I did a horrible lip sync.
04:32I felt like I did a horrible look.
04:33This is another chance for you to do like Lucky Stars boots.
04:36I just wanted to show something fun.
04:38I want to have fun.
04:38Fuck yeah.
04:39Oh, I'm so with that.
04:40I may have been first out, but I just got another golden ticket to show the world who Lucky Stars is, and I will not disappoint.
04:51Let's see, Diva.
04:51Yes, my love.
04:52How are we killing?
04:53Good.
04:54Nervous, but I feel really good.
04:55There's a lot at stake.
04:57Everyone across the country is going to be watching this.
04:58Because, bitch, you're one to fucking look out for.
05:00That's what people are saying.
05:01That part.
05:02I just couldn't be more grateful that people are enjoying my lip syncs.
05:05So, the fan response has been really overwhelming, but very cool.
05:10Very awesome.
05:11And then Kiss Me Deadly.
05:12And then Kiss Me Deadly.
05:13Girl, honey.
05:14Iconic television history.
05:16What were you feeling during that?
05:17You know, face cracked, heart aching, balls blue.
05:21So you excited to do it again?
05:23Huh?
05:23Girl, no.
05:24Go ahead.
05:24I'm prepared to lip sync against anyone, even you.
05:27And then your last lip sync was arguably the most iconic.
05:30It was an unfortunate end.
05:32I definitely feel like I want to redeem myself from the scissors.
05:35After leaving the competition on an uncomfortable note, I am here not only to win $50,000, but to have fun.
05:42I really want to do good lip syncs to good songs.
05:46I think the strongest performers that have everybody shaking right now are definitely Lydia and myself.
05:52You are the lip synced assassin of the season.
05:54You have lip synced four times now.
05:56Like, how do you feel going into this?
05:57I do feel like there's a lot of pressure put onto me.
05:59And a lot of eyes that are on me today.
06:01You know, you expect it and expect it.
06:03I'm determined to win this competition.
06:04And I will take anybody and anything out that's standing in my way.
06:11So, girl, you literally won the first lip sync.
06:14Like, you slayed, you ate.
06:16You had such a fatal fall from...
06:19A fall from grace.
06:20In my first lip sync, I was lip syncing for the win.
06:23And then, alternatively, my lip sync against Sam was one of the darkest moments of my life.
06:28But the fight is not over.
06:30The key to the Lollapurruza is getting the song that you want.
06:34So, baby, it is strategy today.
06:37I'm gunning, baby.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:40I am literally so obsessed with the Anastasia glosses.
06:43This one specifically, pink ginger.
06:44Gorgeous.
06:45I love that.
06:46It is the last touches before this lip sync Lollapurruza starts.
06:49And the girls are looking determined.
06:51During the season, I was, like, so focused on finding love.
06:55And now that I've found love, I am ready for a win.
06:59I'm ready to fucking win because I look damn good.
07:02I have tricks up my sleeve.
07:03Who knows what you'll find today?
07:05We are competing for $50,000.
07:09And I am ready to let these girls have it.
07:13Here for the show, it's Michelle Visage.
07:21So, Michelle, if you had to lip sync for your life, what song would you do?
07:25Now, Rue, it may not be right, but it is most definitely okay.
07:30Oh, is that why 213 showed up on your caller ID?
07:33Thank you very much.
07:34And the fabulous T.S. Madison.
07:37Maddie, what's your go-to lip sync song?
07:39I'm every woman, Rue, because it's all in me.
07:43And you know what it is.
07:46And the host of Happy Endings on WOW Presents Plus, from the pit crew, it's Bruno.
07:52What song would you lip sync to?
07:54I am too sexy for my shirt.
07:57And my pants.
08:01Racers, start your engines.
08:03And may the best drag queen win.
08:05Bring back my girl.
08:11Here we go.
08:12Every clown has her secrets.
08:14And I've got a couple of tricks ready to go.
08:16I'm going to be trying something I've never done before.
08:18And I really think I can win.
08:21I am feeling like I want vengeance.
08:23I'm feeling like I want redemption.
08:26I am shredding onto this stage.
08:29Like, it is a fight.
08:30And I am Mike Tyson.
08:31I'm going to bust with zero.
08:33And our final four queens.
08:41Welcome back, Ladykins.
08:44Tonight, our eliminated queens will battle it out for the title of the queen of Sheen and Alredden and Harehurst.
08:52Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
08:56Lip sync Lala Peruso rules are in full effect.
08:59If you win your lip sync, you'll continue on to the next round.
09:04If you lose your lip sync, you'll return to the workroom.
09:09In shame.
09:13Jules Sparkles, Lexi Love, Anya Nerve, Sam Starr.
09:19Next week, one of you will be crowned America's next drag superstar.
09:23But for tonight, please enjoy the show.
09:27You may leave the stage.
09:29Good luck, y'all.
09:34Who beats this party?
09:37Me and my top four girls are just sitting back, relaxing, and ready to watch a good show.
09:42Cheers to the eliminated queens.
09:44Cheers.
09:44Break a leg, sisters.
09:45Cheers.
09:47Yay.
09:48Now, let the lip sync Lala Perusa begin.
09:53This is round one.
09:57Oh, pit crew.
10:01Ladykins, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are ten balls with your names on them.
10:06One ball for each of you.
10:08Bruno, let's do this.
10:11Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
10:24Hormona Lisa.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:29She's missed, honey.
10:31The one thing that I did not want to happen is to get picked first.
10:36Why me?
10:37Hormona Lisa, you'll be competing in tonight's first lip sync.
10:43But there's a twist.
10:46Oh, shit.
10:48You now have a choice.
10:50You can pick your lip sync opponent, or you can pick the song you want to lip sync.
10:57There's some people who I feel as though, oh, mama, Hormona, first out, easy.
11:04But the gag is, y'all, the song could really change anything.
11:09Hormona, which do you choose?
11:11The song or your opponent?
11:15I cannot.
11:16I'm just so excited to watch because it's about to get messy.
11:23Hormona, which do you choose?
11:26The song or your opponent?
11:29My brain goes into a scramble, just like a bunch of eggs.
11:33If I pick a certain song, then it's up to Chance who I lip sync against.
11:36But if I pick who I'm going to lip sync against, they get to pick the song.
11:40That seems scary.
11:41Hmm.
11:41I think I will pick the song.
11:44Oh, okay.
11:46She's going to pick the song.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Now, the choices are 360 by Charlie XCX.
11:52Blow Me, One Last Kiss by Pink.
11:56Say Liza with a Z by Liza Minnelli.
12:00Step by Step by Whitney Houston.
12:03Training Season by Dua Lipa.
12:05We Found Love by Rihanna.
12:07Or You Make Me Feel Mighty Real by Sylvester.
12:12Hormona Lisa, what song do you choose?
12:15Let's do Say Liza.
12:19Liza with a Z by the great Liza Minnelli.
12:23Yes.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:24Liza with a Z is the only song that I have performed a million times that I could perform in my sleep.
12:31Now, the drag gods will choose your opponent.
12:34There is now a one in nine chance that I get to perform the song.
12:40Please, dear God, let me have this song.
12:43If Susie go up against her, if Hormona beat her.
12:46Oh, don't put that out there.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48Put it out there.
12:48Put it out there.
12:50Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
12:55Lydia will be competing against Hormona Lisa.
12:58Oh, Liza.
13:03Susie Toot is dying inside.
13:05The rest of you may step to the gallery.
13:11Honey, it is the movie y'all been waiting for.
13:14The Butthole vs. The Bob.
13:17Yeah, I'm gonna kill your girlfriend.
13:19I do think my chances of winning are like, okay.
13:22This is my shot at Redemption to show that I am a drag queen that can lip sync.
13:26Who do you think is taking it?
13:27Hormona told me that she's done this as a talent in a pageant before.
13:30Yeah, but that don't mean nothing because Lydia is a singing performer.
13:33I love me some Liza Minnelli, but I'm not a classic theater-y type of girly.
13:39So the plan is to give this my Lydia flair.
13:41Two queens, stand before me.
13:44Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
13:49Come on, Lila Peruzza.
13:51The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
14:06Good luck and don't fuck it up.
14:10I have a problem.
14:12Now wait, it's not a big problem, but it is a problem.
14:14It's my name.
14:15You know, I find that still a lot of people call me Liza.
14:19Wrong!
14:21My name is Liza.
14:23Liza.
14:24Has a Z in it.
14:24They both know it, bitch.
14:29It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S, because Lisa with an S goes snodz.
14:33It's Z instead of S, line instead of Lee.
14:35Simple as to be a C, Liza.
14:37I'll do it again.
14:38It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S, because Lisa with an S goes snodz.
14:41It's Z instead of S, line still B, simple as to be a C, Liza.
14:45She's doing it in front of her.
14:46Now, if my name were Ada, I'd be Ada.
14:49Even backwards, I'd be Ada.
14:50Ramona's giving like when you get home from work and you're exhausted and you just gotta
14:54get that bra.
14:55That's what these reveals are giving.
14:57But when you're a Liza, you always have to say.
15:02Why is she doing all her reveals?
15:04It seems better to be as simple as to be a C, Liza.
15:07Every Sandra who's a Sandra, every Mary who's really Marie, every Joan who is a Joanne, has
15:19got to agree with me when I've announced.
15:22I don't mind being pummeled or trampled or trounced, but it does drive you bats to be mispronounced.
15:30Oh, man.
15:31You said the fuck?
15:33It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S, because Lisa with an S goes snodz.
15:37It's Z instead of S, lie instead of B, it's simple as B.
15:39See, Liza, then M-I-double-N, then E-double-L-I, you double up the N, that's not new.
15:43Then E-double-L, end it with an I, that's what you say.
15:46Minnelli, Liza Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy, see, it's lazy.
15:53No, Liza!
16:02I've never seen reveals happen that fast.
16:04That was wild.
16:05Queen's, I've made my decision.
16:12Lydia, butthole with a B.
16:15Contragulations.
16:16You are the winner.
16:18Work!
16:18The first lip sync.
16:20I am so proud to have won this lip sync.
16:22I'm over the moon.
16:23Lydia, please step to the winner's box.
16:26I love you, Hormona.
16:26Fuck you.
16:27Ah!
16:27My baby burn, my baby burn.
16:33Hormona, Liza, thank you for a truly terrific season.
16:38Three-time loser.
16:38I'm consistent.
16:39You may leave the stage.
16:43Bye.
16:44I love you, Hormona.
16:46You don't love me.
16:48I do.
16:50Bye.
16:51Girl, how gaggy would it be if fucking Lydia walks in through those doors?
16:54Oh.
16:56Hormona!
16:57Hormona!
16:58Hormona!
16:58I kid.
17:00I kid, I kid, I kid.
17:02But you, I can hear your statement voice back there and you had no faith I was gonna.
17:06You're like, oh man, we'll be here.
17:07Well, girl, I clocked it as I see it, but I love you so much.
17:09You didn't want to rhinestone that costume?
17:14No.
17:15Actually, I forgot about you and the fucking rhinestones, didn't you?
17:18I hate rhinestones.
17:20Oh, we're back, we're back, we're back.
17:21Look at the thighs.
17:26Look at his ass.
17:27Let's find out who's competing in tonight's second lip sync.
17:39Susie Toot.
17:42Oh.
17:43Oh.
17:45Susie, do you want to pick your opponent or do you want to pick your song?
17:51I'm gonna pick my opponent.
17:53I was not expecting that.
17:56Is that because Liza with a Z is no longer available?
17:58Absolutely it is.
18:01All right, Susie, who do you choose?
18:05I choose to not forget the Ella, Miss Joella.
18:11Okay, bitch.
18:13Do you think she can come for me?
18:14Just because I wasn't early.
18:15Oh, I thought we were sisters now.
18:19Joella, now you get to choose the song.
18:22The song that I wanted the most is up for grabs.
18:26Training Season by Dua Lipa.
18:28Okay.
18:30Oh, sorry.
18:31I'm nervous for Susie.
18:32Oh, Susie, do well, please.
18:34I don't think she's ever done a song like this.
18:36It's not a song that lives in my wheelhouse necessarily,
18:40but the certainty of performing against Joella
18:43gives me more comfort.
18:45That's awful.
18:49The time has come
18:50for you to lip sync
18:53for your life.
18:57good luck
19:02and
19:03don't fuck it up.
19:06Okay, Joella!
19:08Okay.
19:10Come on, Joella!
19:11Good job!
19:11Good job!
19:12Are you
19:13someone that I can't give my heart to
19:17or just the poison that I'm drawn to
19:20it can be hard to tell the difference late at night
19:25baby
19:27is there a compass in your nature
19:30girl, I am in it!
19:32Or are you drinking cause I've been there?
19:34Or are you drinking cause I've been there?
19:35And baby, I don't need to learn my lesson twice
19:43But if you really wanna go there
19:46You should know I need to wanna run and look to you
19:50Do you wanna dig in your face?
19:51Yeah!
19:52Yeah!
19:52Ah!
19:52Ah
19:53Ah!
19:54Ah!
19:54Ah!
19:54Ah!
19:55Ah!
19:55Ah!
19:56Ah!
20:00Ah!
20:00Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:08Ah!
20:09Ah!
20:10Ah!
20:11Honestly, I'm not looking at Seussie right now.
20:12I have tunnel vision!
20:15Me and RuPaul are in the room together, and I am only seeing her
20:17and she's only seeing me.
20:18Can you compete?
20:19Oh, give it!
20:20Yes!
20:21Good bye!
20:22Good bye!
20:23Good bye!
20:24Good bye!
20:25Good bye!
20:26Good bye!
20:27Good bye!
20:28Good bye!
20:29Good bye!
20:30Good bye!
20:31Good bye!
20:32Good bye!
20:33Yay!
20:34See, there was a wave reveal of Susie's feeling worse!
20:39Bigger!
20:40Yay!
20:41Yay!
20:42Yay!
20:43Yay!
20:44Ohhhh...
20:48Susie!
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
21:05Yay!
21:06Yay!
21:09Oh my god!
21:12Oh my God.
21:13When she pulled the wig off and gagged us?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Queens, I've made my decision.
21:22Suzy Two, contractulations.
21:25You're a winner, baby.
21:27Oh my God, I missed hearing it.
21:30Oh, it feels so good.
21:32Baby won down.
21:34Joella, thank you for an Ella, Ella, Ella of a season.
21:38I, what is happening?
21:42Okay, Ella.
21:44Well, looks like I went home second again, bitches.
21:47Oh my God.
21:49Girl, I am pissed.
21:50But however, I will accept the results
21:54that Mother Rue has presented me as for Suzy Two.
21:58Bitch, fuck you.
21:59I would say it was neck and neck until she took her wig off.
22:01Yes, I agree.
22:02And she started like flipping, yeah.
22:04You know what?
22:05I love her, but girl, I see you theater kids.
22:07So you'll always be fifth place on Drag Race.
22:10Woo!
22:12Let's find out who's competing in tonight's third lip sync.
22:15Okay, Bruno, shake them up.
22:20Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
22:24Lucky Star.
22:25Woo!
22:27Okay, let's see.
22:28I see you have several balls to choose from.
22:31I do.
22:31Do you want to pick your opponent or pick your song?
22:36Oh my God, what do I do?
22:37There's a room full of strong lip-sinkers.
22:39There's a screen with a bunch of songs.
22:42And I have to really be smart about how do I play this game.
22:46I choose Step by Step.
22:50Step by Step by the Great Whitney Houston.
22:53Now it's time for the drag gods to choose your opponent.
22:58Bruno, do it, baby.
22:59Bruno, do it, baby.
23:03Bruno, whose ball have you chosen?
23:07Acacia Forgot.
23:09Oh my goodness.
23:11Come on, Acacia.
23:12This song is one of my favorites out of the list, and I'm ready to take this bitch down.
23:16Step by Step.
23:17Step by Step.
23:20The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
23:31Good luck.
23:32And don't fuck it up.
23:36Well, there's a bridge, and there's a river, that I still must cross, as I'm going on my
23:45journey.
23:47Though I might be lost, and there's a road I have to follow, a place I have to go.
23:57Well, no one told me just how to get there, but when I get there, I know, cause I'm taking
24:06it step by step.
24:09Yeah.
24:10Come on.
24:11Come on.
24:12Come on.
24:14Come on.
24:15Come on.
24:16Come on.
24:17Come on.
24:18Come on.
24:19Yes.
24:20Hair flip.
24:21Yay.
24:22Okay.
24:23Good.
24:24Good.
24:25Good.
24:26Good.
24:27Good.
24:28Good.
24:29Good.
24:30Good.
24:31Good.
24:32Good.
24:33Good.
24:34I turn around, and I see Acacia with long hair.
24:37I'm like, girl, when did that happen?
24:38I thought you had a little jerry curl earlier.
24:40Oh, bitch.
24:41This is not going to outshine me, honey.
24:43Good.
24:44So you're the only one?
24:45Yeah.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Oh, man.
24:49So, I'll go.
24:50Yeah.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Oh!
24:54Oh, man.
24:55Ah!
24:56Oh, man.
24:57Come on, baby.
24:58Come on, baby.
25:00Nice.
25:01Oh, man.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:05But don't let the bad things get to you
25:11I'm making it
25:13I'm give it
25:17I'm give it
25:20I'm give it
25:22I'm give it
25:27I'm gonna take it now
25:30Oh my god
25:33That was the best listing so far
25:52Queen, I've made my decision
26:02Lucky stars, congratulations
26:06You're the winner of the third lip sync
26:09Now that's what I call a double dribble
26:13Thank you so much
26:14Oh my god
26:16I just proved myself to the world, to RuPaul
26:18I feel like such a winner right now
26:20And that is what I came here to feel today
26:23Acacia forgot
26:25Thanks for the memories
26:27Thank you so much for everything
26:29And this is why I don't wear human units
26:31Even though I'm so shocked that I didn't win
26:35I can't complain
26:36I got to reveal my cunt on national television
26:38That's a win in my book
26:39Bye guys
26:40Bring back my girls
26:43I can't believe I got beat by a ball
26:53You didn't lose
26:54Her titties just won
26:56Will the remaining queens
26:58Please step forward
26:59Here we go girls
27:01Yeah, bitch, you go get your steps in today
27:02All I know is the next few lipsticks
27:04Are gonna be fierce, bitch
27:05Oh yeah
27:05This is tough competition
27:08And Arrietty
27:09Ladies, there's only one way to find out who lip syncs next
27:16Bruno
27:16You know what's a dope
27:19Arrietty
27:28Hi
27:29Now
27:29Will you choose the song
27:31Or will you choose your opponent
27:35Think long and hard
27:37And hard and long
27:38However you decide to do it
27:40Just be thinking
27:41My goodness
27:42I wanted someone to choose me
27:43So I can choose a song
27:44So
27:45I'm gonna choose a song
27:46I'm gonna choose a song
27:48Okay
27:48And the song you choose is
27:51Blow Me
27:52Blow Me
27:53One Last Kiss
27:54By Pink
27:55Alright
27:56Now
27:57We will let the drag gods
27:59Choose your opponent
28:01Bruno
28:02Crank it up
28:03Oh
28:05I can see the temperatures are rising
28:08Bruno
28:09Whose ball
28:11Did you grab
28:11Oh
28:12Cory King
28:14Well
28:15Shit
28:16Oh
28:18My god
28:19I don't get to pick the opponent
28:20I don't get to pick the song
28:21I don't get nothing
28:22However
28:23I do love pink
28:25And also
28:26Arrietty is zero for two
28:28Kind of sad that Corey isn't dressed up like Michael Jackson for this
28:31Not gonna lie
28:32Yeah
28:32It's true
28:33Or Susie Toot
28:34That would be hard
28:36Two greats and before me
28:37The time has come
28:40For you to lip sync
28:43For your life
28:47I'm ready for Corey to sort of wrap up what I started earlier on in the competition
28:54And just send that bitch home
28:56Good luck
28:57And don't fuck it up
29:00White knuckles
29:07And sweaty palms from hanging on too tight
29:12And shut jaw
29:15I've got another headache again tonight
29:20Eyes on fire
29:21Eyes on fire
29:22And I burn
29:23From all the tears
29:24I've been crying
29:25I've been crying
29:26I've been dying
29:27Over you
29:28Tying night
29:29In the road
29:30Trying to hold
29:31Trying to hold
29:32But there's nothing to grab
29:34So I let go
29:36I think I finally had enough
29:38I think you'll make you think so much
29:40I think this might be it for us
29:41Love me my last kiss
29:43You think I'm just as serious
29:45I think you're full of it
29:47My head is spinning
29:49So hold me one
29:50Just let me get your eyes
29:53I love it when both girls do something at the same time
29:56Eddie do it though
29:58Whoa
29:58I think the lights are short for this
30:01Run back my ignorance and bliss
30:03I think I've had enough of this
30:05Hold me one
30:06Let's go Eddie
30:08Go Eddie
30:09Go Eddie
30:10Go Eddie
30:11Go Eddie
30:13Go Eddie's gonna start bucking
30:14Oh
30:16All right
30:20You better get it
30:24Yeah
30:25Yeah
30:27Yeah
30:29Yeah
30:31Yeah
30:33Yeah
30:34Yeah
30:35Yeah
30:37Yeah
30:41Yeah
30:42Yeah
30:43I thought they both did good.
31:10Yeah!
31:13Wow.
31:14Arrietty won that.
31:15Yeah.
31:16But I thought Corey was giving me emotion.
31:18Oh, that's true.
31:19Arrietty walks through those doors.
31:20I would be good.
31:21Queen, I've made my decision.
31:26Corey Scott King.
31:28Conjagulations, you're a winner, baby.
31:33Can you say that one more time just for me?
31:35Corey Scott King, I loved your march on Washington.
31:39Now march yourself to the winner's box.
31:42You better march, bitch.
31:44Ruth said I won something.
31:46Ah!
31:47Let's clap.
31:48Let's clap.
31:49Clap for me.
31:50This is the first time this happened.
31:52Good job.
31:53Arrietty.
31:54My queen.
31:55Thank you for a sickening season.
31:59Now, sashay away.
32:00Thank you so much.
32:02All you can do is lose the third time.
32:04Ah!
32:05Ah!
32:06Ah!
32:07Ah!
32:08Ah!
32:09Ah!
32:10Ah!
32:11Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:13Oh boy!
32:14Ah!
32:15Knowing that the queens are shocked that I'm back in the workroom.
32:17Honestly, that feels really good.
32:19You kicked her ass.
32:20Oh, well that's good.
32:21And thank goodness, because I needed to redeem myself in some way, shape or form.
32:28I told y'all Corey was giving me emotion.
32:30Girl, save it!
32:31I thought it was a very close fight, but I thought Corey did a great job.
32:35She showed charisma.
32:36And them horrible, ugly, orange dancing shoes were nowhere to be seen on the stage.
32:41So maybe that's why Corey won.
32:43Guys.
32:44Oh, yeah!
32:45There you go, bitches.
32:47I'm nervous for this.
32:48Crystal Envy, Lana Geray.
32:51The drag gods have chosen you to compete in tonight's fifth lip sync.
32:56This is kind of a sickening rematch, everyone.
32:59The Snatch Game failed round two, the Rusical.
33:01Okay, so we got Lana, Ms. Wig fell off, and we got Crystal, Ms. Werewolf.
33:07Part two.
33:08I'm excited.
33:09Lana's hat says she's in Gryffindor.
33:12Now, to determine which queen chooses the song, Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
33:19Bruno, make that golden hopper sing.
33:23Sing, mommy.
33:33Lana Geray.
33:34All right, Lana, what song do you choose?
33:37I'm going to choose You Make Me Feel by Sylvester.
33:41Crystal told me that she wanted to do 360, and I know this song is not in Crystal's
33:49wheelhouse, and I know it's a song that I'm going to have fun with.
33:51And I know RuPaul loves this song.
33:53Sorry, Crystal.
33:54It's not personal.
33:55It's just drag.
33:56The time has come.
33:57The time has come.
33:59Future lip sync.
34:01For.
34:02Your.
34:03Life.
34:07Uh, I wanted the both of us to make it to the end of this Lala Prusa, and now one of us
34:11is not going to make it to the end.
34:12Lana, I'm ready to kick your ass, though.
34:14Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
34:22Hey!
34:23ああ!
34:24Ay!
34:26Oh, come on.
34:28That'srec!
34:33Wow!
34:46Yeah!
34:47Let's sing!
34:49Oh, yeah!
34:51Oh, yeah!
34:53Oh, yeah!
35:09Okay!
35:13Okay!
35:15Oh, yeah!
35:17Oh, yeah!
35:19Oh, yeah!
35:21Oh, yeah!
35:23Oh, yeah!
35:25Oh, yeah!
35:27Oh, yeah!
35:29Oh, yeah!
35:31Come on, baby girl!
35:33Oh, God!
35:41Hey!
35:43Get your hair, bitch!
35:45Okay, here we go.
35:47Yeah!
35:49Oh, yeah.
36:19That was charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
36:31Oh, my god.
36:32I genuinely have no idea who's going to take it.
36:34That was crazy.
36:37Please, I've made my decision.
36:43L'honor to Ray, contractulations.
36:46You're a winner, baby.
36:47I want something.
36:49Please strut your stuff to the winner's box.
36:53Yes!
36:54Oh, my goodness.
36:55I am still in the running to win $50,000.
36:58Crystal Envy, my queen.
37:01Thank you for keeping it mighty real all season long.
37:05Now, sashay away.
37:06Sometimes you win some.
37:07And in my case, sometimes you don't win any.
37:10You ate that bitch.
37:11Give it, give it, give it.
37:12You definitely make me feel real, righty RuPaul.
37:16Wait a minute.
37:17Did you say mayo?
37:19I do love mayo, but you make me feel righty real, RuPaul.
37:23What?
37:24Righty real.
37:25Crystal is so mad, she don't even know how to say her exit line.
37:30Yes, honey, that's mighty wide of you.
37:33Well, well, well.
37:35She got me a damn second time, gal.
37:38I don't particularly agree with the result of the lip sync.
37:41How do you feel right now?
37:42I mean, I'm a little disappointed.
37:44I really wanted to make it onto the next round, and I thought I definitely could have.
37:47Waited to.
37:48Wow, they gave y'all snacks up in here.
37:50Oh, shit, we're back.
37:51Everybody pay attention.
37:52The lip sync Lala Perusa continues with round two.
37:57The winners of this round will advance to the finals.
38:00Let's find out which queen will lip sync next.
38:04Lucky stars.
38:05Now, you can choose your opponent, or you can choose your song.
38:16I think I want to choose the song, honey.
38:18Okay, smart girl.
38:19I'm a little more nervous now because this is the semi-final round.
38:25All these girls have already won a lip sync tonight.
38:27Which song do you choose?
38:29I choose We Found Love by Rihanna.
38:32Okay.
38:33So this is a good choice, babe.
38:36Why you can't keep your hands off them basketball?
38:38Oh, girl, I just love feeling them.
38:39Them MCAAs.
38:40Mmm.
38:41Now, it's up to the drag gods to choose your opponent.
38:48Toot toot, Susie Toot.
38:55Hey, hey.
38:56Oh, shit.
38:58It'll be lucky stars up against Susie Toot.
39:02The rest of you may step to the beat si antece.
39:05What's that mean?
39:08Nothing.
39:08Okay.
39:10First to be eliminated and last to be eliminated.
39:12The two Florida girls.
39:13This is the Florida lip sync.
39:14They better not piss me off.
39:15Ladies, this is your chance to impress me.
39:18And move forward to the final round.
39:21The time has come.
39:25For your lip sync.
39:27For.
39:28Your.
39:29Life.
39:30I'm a little nervous.
39:35Can I beat basketball titties to a Rihanna song?
39:38We're gonna find out.
39:40Good luck.
39:41And don't.
39:42Fuck.
39:43It.
39:44Up.
39:48Yellow diamonds in the light.
39:51And we're standing side by side.
39:54As the shadow crosses mine.
39:58What it takes to form a life.
40:04See, the titties are already out.
40:05Too soon.
40:06Oh, don't.
40:07I just can't deny.
40:11But I've gotta let it go.
40:15Find a life for no more.
40:17Lucky's bouncing those balls again.
40:19I'm already doing too much.
40:21The lesbos are gonna live for this, honey.
40:33Can I say that?
40:35Can't deny.
40:39But I've gotta let it go.
40:44Yes, yes, yes, yes.
40:47Come on, Yamo.
40:48You better twirl that jacket.
40:49Yamo, musical theater queen.
40:51We found love in a hopeless place.
40:54We found love in a hopeless place.
40:59All right.
41:00Down, down, down.
41:01Down, down, down.
41:02Down, down.
41:03Down, down, down, down.
41:04Down, down.
41:05Yes.
41:10Wait, Suzy, I didn't know you'd get down like that.
41:15With a little shaky leg.
41:16Suzy went out of the lookout.
41:17With my life in a hopeless place.
41:20with my life in a hopeless place.
41:21With my life in a hopeless place.
41:27If I was drunk at a drag show,
41:31at a drag show, I would have been king over luckies.
41:34Seems like she did the same thing
41:35what you guys told me she did during mine.
41:37Very bad.
41:37If that's the case, then I don't think she should have won.
41:39I think Suzy won, personally.
41:42Queens, I've made my decision.
41:47Suzy Toot, conjaculations, you're a winner, baby.
41:52And you're advancing to the final lip sync.
41:57Please step to the gallery.
42:00Or the winner's box, where there is one motherfucking chair.
42:04We're making it to the final round.
42:06I feel so proud of myself in this moment.
42:09Lucky stars.
42:11Thank you, my dear.
42:12We had a ball.
42:14Well, actually, four balls.
42:18Now, sashay away.
42:20I guess I wasn't a lucky after all.
42:22Yes, we love you, Lucky.
42:24Now, where the hell do I get mine now?
42:27I came here with my dreams.
42:29And I'm ready to just shine.
42:31This is not the last you've seen of me.
42:39I think you did so good.
42:43I know Suzy's proud.
42:44To be honest, I did not think she would make it to the end.
42:47Maybe I can sleep a little better at night and not feel so bad about crushing Suzy's dreams.
42:51Lucky, how are you feeling?
42:53I honestly am feeling very accomplished.
42:55I feel like I got to show more of what I had.
42:58I feel full circle right now.
42:59Good.
43:00At least I had better lip syncing skills and I didn't rely on my titties for the win.
43:03Oh, Lucky, did you hear that?
43:04What?
43:05Oh!
43:06Saved by the bell.
43:07Oh!
43:08Saved by the bell.
43:10Ladykins, the drag gods have spoken and the three of you will now lip sync together.
43:18This is going to be crazy.
43:21These are the three girls that I was worried about.
43:24And now they're all pitted against each other.
43:27That's right.
43:28Cory and Lydia are having a three-way lingerie.
43:32Girl, Saved.
43:35And your song is 360 by Charlie XCX.
43:40Once again, I don't get to pick the song.
43:43And also, I don't get to pick the opponents.
43:45Mathematically, the odds are not in my favor.
43:49Did we all expect to get a threesome out of Cory and Lydia?
43:54I was hoping we would.
43:55I'm pissed.
43:56Should've been me.
43:57I'm hoping that the energy is not awkward with the couple and the third wheel.
44:00But if they start making out, Lana better jump in there, okay?
44:04Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the final round.
44:10The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
44:23I'm prepared and ready to slay the absolute shit out of this song, but I would be lying
44:29if I did not say that I was a little nervous to lip syncing against Lana and Cory.
44:33I'm definitely third wheeling here.
44:34I know these two aren't going to go easy, so I'm going to have to work it out.
44:37Good luck.
44:38And don't fuck it up.
44:40Yes!
44:41Ha!
44:42Hey!
44:43We got dads on that représente shirt on!
44:47P.T.
44:48Hello!
44:49Yes!
44:50Hello!
44:51I'm going to take a ten minute to do it for you.
44:52Thanks.
44:53Shawn, you own a divided leg
45:04Drop down, yeah, the camera flash on, so stylish, with my tears on gone, drop down, yeah, looking like an icon, work angles, yeah, yeah, 360, when you're in the pool, do you know what you see?
45:21When you're in the merry, you're just looking at me, I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia, oh, oh, oh, oh, when you're in the party, pop up, pop in that beat, 666 with a princess streak, I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey!
45:34Hey, pop it now!
45:41Ooh!
45:42So is it a sex that's the vibe internationally recognized, I said the tone is my design and it's stuck in your mind, my legacy is undebated, you gon' jump it, fake you made it, if you love it, if you hate it, I don't care what you think, drop down, yeah, looking like an inch on, so stylish, baby, tears on gone,
46:04Dried down, yeah
46:06Look how I can like on
46:08Yeah, work, lady eyes
46:10Yeah, 360
46:12When you're in my mirror, do you like what you see?
46:14When you're in my mirror, you're just looking at me
46:16While I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia
46:17Cory, like, has not stopped moving
46:18Yeah, I'm so
46:2166 with a princess streak
46:23While I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia
46:25Hey!
46:29Hey!
46:29I didn't want it to be over
46:41Each of these performances individually, I would be tipping down on the club
46:44I think Lana's gonna win
46:46Me too
46:46I believe it's gonna be Lydia winning
46:49That's what all two of my balls are saying
46:51Cory was the funniest one of the three
46:52If they wanted a more dancey dance, cuck-cuck-cuck-cuck, Cory
46:55Yeah
46:56If they wanted more eye contact, Lydia
46:58Lydia, if they wanted more sex, Lana
47:00Yeah
47:00Oh my God, would they send the lovebirds back together?
47:04They didn't even kiss, I'm pissed
47:05They would've got my dollar
47:07Queens, I've made my decision
47:11Cory Scott King
47:16Condragulations, you're a winner, baby
47:20Yes!
47:23Thank you, thank you
47:24And you are moving forward to the final round
47:26I would say more, but I'm out of breath
47:28This is too good
47:32Cory, please step to the winner's circle box
47:37Lydia, I'm so sorry, baby
47:44But I promise if I win, I will treat you to a beautiful vacation
47:47Oh my God, Cory won
47:51I'm so happy for my friend
47:52Holy shit
47:53I've got a lot of work ahead of me
47:56Lana Jure, Lydia Butthole Collins
48:00Thank you both for serving drag excellence all season long
48:05Thank you
48:06Thank you, mother
48:07I don't know what I could have done differently
48:09I feel like I let it slip out of my hands
48:11It was so close
48:12Now, both of you, sashay away
48:14It feels like yesterday
48:15I can't believe
48:17Thank you so much
48:18I appreciate it
48:19Gotta go
48:20You gotta go
48:20I definitely would have loved to have made it
48:22But like, I know how badly she had wanted to win this
48:25So, I'm proud of Cory
48:26A win for Cory is a win for Lydia
48:28I love you guys, bye
48:29Oh my gosh
48:35Girl, you did so good
48:37You ate, Lydia
48:37You guys did amazing
48:39Thank you
48:39Okay, so I am not angry
48:41Because what an honor we get to do this shit
48:42I would think I'd be upset by losing
48:43But honestly, like RuPaul said
48:45Congratulations, you won something
48:46So, like, in my mind, I already won
48:48So, okay
48:48I'm okay
48:49And that's something very unique and different for you
48:51That is very unique and different
48:52You know, I've never won anything
48:53So, I'll take it where I can
48:55Listen
48:56If Suzy beat Cory, Cory can never make fun of Suzy
49:00Ever
49:01Ever
49:01Attention queens in the workroom
49:06Mother
49:06Get up off your padded asses
49:09And return to the main stage
49:11For the final lip sync
49:13Bitch, I was not expecting any of this
49:18I am excited to watch this
49:21Mother of respect now
49:22What about my wings?
49:24Welcome back, queens
49:27Give it up for this week's top two queens
49:31Cory and Suzy being in the final Lala Perusa lip sync
49:37Was not on my season 17 bingo card
49:39But, girl, give us a good show
49:42Prior to tonight, you are asked to prepare
49:46A lip sync performance of APT
49:51Baby, I know Suzy
49:54Wants to win this motherfucking Lala Perusa
49:56But at the same time
49:58Cory is a fantastic performer
50:00So we don't know how this one is going to end
50:03I want to see firecrackers
50:04I want to see splits from the ceiling
50:06I'll tell you what I don't want to see
50:08I don't want to see tab dancing bitch
50:10I don't know who to root for
50:13Except I'm rooting for Cory
50:14Two queens
50:17Stand before me
50:19Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
50:23Win the title
50:25Queen of Sheen and I would inherit her
50:28Plus a cash prize
50:31Of $50,000
50:33I would get bragging rights over Cory King
50:40If I win this lip sync
50:42That's worth its weight in gold
50:44The time has come for you to lip sync
50:50For your life
50:55Listen, the adrenaline is pumping
51:00The ferocity index is high
51:02Suzy 2 am the number one Suzy 2 impersonator
51:06And I am ready to give Suzy a run for her money
51:10Good luck
51:13And don't
51:15Fuck it
51:16Ugh
51:17Come on girls
51:29Kissy face, kissy face
51:31Send to your phone
51:32But I'm trying to kiss your lips for real
51:35Red hearts, red hearts
51:37That's what I'm on, yeah
51:39Come get me something I can feel
51:41Don't you want me like I want you baby
51:44Don't you need me like I need you now
51:47Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy
51:50All you gotta do is just meet me at the
51:54I don't know who's gonna take this one
52:06I don't know who's gonna take this one
52:10I don't know who's gonna take this one
52:16I don't know who's gonna take this one
52:18Don't you want me like I want you baby
52:21Don't you need me like I need you now
52:24Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy
52:27All you gotta do is just meet me at the
52:30Hey, so now you know the game. Are you ready?
52:46I'm coming to get you. I'm on my way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on my way.
53:00Don't you want me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you?
53:06Sleep tomorrow, but tonight I feel crazy. All you gotta do is just meet me at the...
53:13Oh, yeah!
53:17Sleep!
53:18Whee!
53:24Yes!
53:26Yes!
53:28Good work, divas!
53:33Queens, I've made my decision.
53:43Susie Toot! Condragulation!
53:46You're a winner, baby!
53:52Nana Nana Boo Boo!
53:54Fuck you, Corey King!
53:56Oh, I'm so fucking proud.
53:59You've won a cash tip of $50,000 presented by the Starbucks Coffee Company.
54:06Ooh!
54:07Is there anything you'd like to say?
54:08Oh, my God. This goes out to everybody who thinks that I am cocky and delusional and overconfident.
54:14This is proof that I'm better than you.
54:16Yay!
54:22Next week, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.
54:25Which queen do you want to be crowned America's Next Drag Superstar?
54:30Are you Team Jewel Sparkles?
54:32Team Lexi Love?
54:33Team On Your Nerve?
54:35Or are you Team Sam Star?
54:37Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
54:42And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:46Can I get an amen up in here?
54:48Amen!
54:49Alright, now let the music play.
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