00:00What?
00:31You're 45?
00:34What the?
00:43Heya, lady.
00:45You must have put me in the wrong word.
00:49Good, there is like a birthday card for this old lady.
00:53I mean, do you even keep track of your patients?
00:55Dr. Medicine, come to the third floor immediately.
01:00The cheerleader is awake.
01:03Excuse me.
01:05They're captain of the cheerleading squad.
01:08Thank you very much.
01:10The captain of cheerleader squad.
01:17Are these wrinkles?
01:19Is this supposed to be hair or algae?
01:23My breast.
01:25Who the hell deflated my breast?
01:30Could you like slap me or something?
01:32Because apparently I'm passed out drunk and sleeping like looks and just hit me.
01:37Please, calm down.
01:39It's okay, just breathe.
01:46Madam?
01:48Madam!
01:49Careful.
01:50So how long was I in a coma exactly?
01:5528 years.
01:58No.
01:59Oh.
02:00No!
02:01Come on!
02:02I'm so sorry.
02:03Looks like you're not ready for everything yet.
02:07I'm not ready for this.
02:08So, what's the plan?
02:10Um, to have sex?
02:11What?
02:12Girl, you just came out of a coma.
02:13You can't do stuff like this.
02:14I guess.
02:15What?
02:16Can you?
02:17I don't know.
02:18You tell me.
02:19You're the one who's obviously had sex like a bunch of times.
02:21Oh yeah.
02:22Oh yeah.
02:23Hannibal, I'm 45 and I'm a virgin.
02:25What?
02:26What?
02:27This is the matter of my pride.
02:28I understand.
02:29Oh my God.
02:30What?
02:31That's Brad.
02:32Where?
02:33That's my boyfriend.
02:34Oh wait, where are you going?
02:35I'm too pregnant for a run.
02:36Guess who?
02:37Wait, uh, wait, uh, Grandma Catherine.
02:38No.
02:39Wait, uh, Grandma Nikki.
02:40Are you kidding me?
02:41What?
02:42What?
02:43What?
02:44What?
02:45What?
02:46What?
02:47What's the matter of my pride?
02:48I understand.
02:49Oh my god.
02:50Oh my god.
02:51What?
02:52What?
02:53Oh my god.
02:54What?
02:55What?
02:56What?
02:57What?
02:58What?
02:59What?
03:00What?
03:01What?
03:02What?
03:03What?
03:04What?
03:05What?
03:06The homeless lily?
03:08It's your little girl, Judy!
03:12I'm sorry babe, what's going on here?
03:14Wait, maybe I can explain.
03:16Explain what?
03:17Instead of the brand new Ferrari, you've chosen a beat up tractor?
03:22Come a little closer and this tractor will bend your hood and smash your headlights.
03:30Get away from me, you crazy!
03:32Wait!
03:36Oh no, stop it!
03:38Calm down, girl!
03:40Pregnant women are as strong as horses.
03:42I mean, I just thought it was my bread.
03:46I haven't seen your bread in years.
03:49Well, what am I supposed to do?
03:52Will no one notice my new old buddy?
03:58Don't worry, girl.
03:59We'll find you a man, maybe even two.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:04So, I don't need sugar or soy, meat or wheat or melon.
04:10I snore when I sleep and I sometimes even grunt.
04:14My future wife will have to do the laundry, cook and make meh.
04:18Sometimes I can sit on the sofa and drink soda pop.
04:24And I hate it! I hate it when women sneeze! I hate it!
04:28Is that all?
04:30No, I've got a parrot and a snake in my house.
04:34I hate it!
04:36Right. And what about sex?
04:38Oh, sex! I love sex!
04:40Only on Thursdays!
04:42In 96 hours and 16 seconds!
04:44And then she cheated on me.
04:58With my best friend.
05:00And then with my driver.
05:02And with my cousin.
05:04And with the flower vendor.
05:06And then...
05:07Okay, okay. I get it.
05:10You know what you have to do?
05:11You have to take your revenge on her.
05:13And I'll help you!
05:17I'll never have a relationship with a woman again!
05:20Y'all traitors!
05:22First, I'm gonna take off all your clothes.
05:30Now we're talking.
05:31And then...
05:33I'm gonna cuff you to the bed.
05:35Oh, yeah.
05:36We're pulling an all-nighter.
05:38Go on.
05:39I'm gonna do it all night.
05:41And nobody's gonna distract us...
05:44from watching anime!
05:46What?
05:47What?
05:48Moon power!
05:49What are you doing?
05:50Thank you!
05:51Sayonara!
05:53What?
05:54What?
05:55In fact, only on Thursday!
05:57Achoo!
05:58Gesundheit!
06:00Thank you!
06:04We're getting out of here.
06:06What?
06:07Where to?
06:08Where the real guys are.
06:09But first, I'm gonna have to change.
06:11I bet you are.
06:13Thank God.
06:14Huh?
06:21Girl, I told you we don't belong here.
06:25Why?
06:26Because we're like two pieces of meat.
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31And a fish tank with piranhas.
06:33Yeah.
06:34But they're vegans.
06:35What?
06:36There's nothing to catch here.
06:38Great.
06:39You look good.
06:40You look good.
06:41You remind me of my first teacher.
06:42Oh, yeah?
06:43So where's your homework?
06:44Oh, just a second.
06:45I'll get it.
06:46Nothing to catch?
06:47Ha!
06:48Great.
06:49In that case, I'm heading home.
06:50Because I'm tired, I'm hungry, and it won't be long before my unborn child get epilepsy
07:15here.
07:16Bye.
07:17Bye.
07:18Hey.
07:19Ooh.
07:20Eight plus for understanding the topic.
07:21Of course.
07:22Let's go to the office.
07:35I'm ready to take the exam.
07:37Finally.
07:38Finally.
07:39So, is this going to be an anatomy lesson?
07:51Yeah.
07:52Right to the practical.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Oh.
07:57Oh.
07:58Oh.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah.
08:01It's a new dress, so it can get stuck sometimes.
08:02That's okay.
08:03Oh.
08:04Oh.
08:05Oh, yeah.
08:06Oh.
08:07Oh.
08:08Oh.
08:09Now close your eyes.
08:10Okay.
08:11And count until five.
08:12Okay.
08:13One.
08:14Two.
08:15Three.
08:16Four.
08:17Five.
08:18Two.
08:19Three.
08:20Four.
08:21Five.
08:22Oh.
08:23Oh.
08:24Wait.
08:25Where did you go?
08:26Wait...
08:31Where did you go?
08:33How am I supposed to get home like this?
08:40Excuse me.
08:42You again?
08:44You're a pervert.
08:45No, I mean, it's not what it looks like.
08:47I mean, I know what it looks like, but it's not, I swear.
08:50Yeah, you're just fixing the ceiling with the club's rest from your underwear.
08:55Okay, just hear me out and I promise I'll go out and I'll tell everyone that you have a huge, you know.
09:04No.
09:05Well, alright, then I'll go out and tell everyone that you have a teeny-weeny.
09:09Okay, you have a minute.
09:11Okay, I got robbed.
09:12I mean, he literally took all my clothes and I have nothing and I need to get home, so please, please, please help me.
09:19Pretty, please?
09:22Okay, I'll give you $200.
09:24Okay, I'll help you.
09:26Oh, I'm just gonna kiss you.
09:27Ah!
09:30So, this is our ride.
09:33Wait, you're not turning me into cops, are you?
09:36Don't worry, this is my uncle.
09:38Uncle, meet my...
09:40Teacher.
09:41Uh, yeah, I accidentally found myself at the kids' party, saw the drinking, the dancing, the pump-up guys.
09:50Ew, gross.
09:51Uncle, will you give her a ride home, please?
09:56Come on.
09:57Whoa.
09:58This is not home.
09:59Where are you taking us?
10:00Judy.
10:01Dude, come on.
10:02I've had a very, very hard night.
10:03I've just came out of a coma.
10:04I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.
10:06Judy.
10:07Judy.
10:08I've actually brought you to the place where we last met.
10:10I've been waiting for this for 28 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, and almost one hour.
10:17I've been waiting for this for 28 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, and almost one hour.
10:23Brad.
10:24I've been waiting for this for 28 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, and almost one hour.
10:42Brad.
10:43I've always loved you.
10:48And I've brought flowers to the hospital every week.
10:51Well, first of all, I do not like roses.
11:04Sorry, I...
11:05And second of all...
11:11What?
11:12Let me just get out.
11:14Okay.
11:15Hey.
11:21What?
11:22I'm out.
11:33Let me just go.
11:34Bye.
11:35Cool.
11:36So...
11:37How cool.
11:38What?
11:39Black Airbnb.
11:40I'm in the first place for both care.
11:41Can't look into this life for наконец.
11:42How cool?
11:43It has been with me in the head.
11:44You have words for my kids, play your experiences.
11:45We are Gamers for you.
11:46That burada is always coming out.
11:47And, what?
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