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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher who can handle them.
00:07We may no longer be able to accommodate them.
00:10Ultimatums were made.
00:12She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?
00:15Questions were asked.
00:17Are you okay?
00:18I think he's hiding something.
00:20And lots of evidence was uncovered.
00:24Exactly what is it you hired me to do?
00:26Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:29You like Alfred Hitchcock?
00:31I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
00:34I found it under a bed. It's not mine.
00:36Talk about dirty laundry.
00:45Every neighborhood has a woman like Alberta Fromm.
00:48And every woman like Mrs. Fromm has a cat.
00:52When she traveled, Mrs. Fromm would arrange for friends to look after her beloved pet.
00:58Thanks.
00:59This time, however, she was forced to ask her neighbor, Susan Meyer.
01:04Mrs. Fromm liked Susan.
01:06But it was common knowledge on Wisteria Lane where Susan Meyer went.
01:10Bad luck was sure to follow.
01:13Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace to the unusual to the truly bizarre.
01:29As she waved goodbye, she worried that Susan's streak of bad luck would continue.
01:34For that matter, so did her cat.
01:43Mr. Whiskers!
01:44Kitty!
01:45Dinner time!
01:47Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
01:51That's weird.
01:53Cats can't open drawers, can they?
01:55Are you sure you didn't leave them open this morning?
01:57No way.
02:00Wow.
02:01Do you think somebody broke in?
02:07Mr. Whiskers!
02:08Mr. Whiskers!
02:09Mr. Whiskers!
02:10Mr. Whiskers!
02:11Mr. Whiskers!
02:12Mr. Whiskers!
02:13Mr. Whiskers!
02:14Mr. Whiskers!
02:15Mr. Whiskers!
02:16Though she didn't know it at the time, Susan's luck had finally started to change.
02:31Mr. Whiskers!
02:32Mr. Whiskers!
02:33Mr. Whiskers!
02:34Mr. Whiskers!
02:35Mr. Whiskers!
02:36Mr. Whiskers!
02:37Mr. Whiskers!
02:38Mr. Whiskers!
02:39Mr. Whiskers!
02:40Mr. Whiskers!
02:41Mr. Whiskers!
02:42Mr. Whiskers!
02:43Mr. Whiskers!
02:44Mr. Whiskers!
02:45Mr. Whiskers!
02:46Mr. Whiskers!
02:47Mr. Whiskers!
02:48Mr. Whiskers!
02:49Mr. Whiskers!
02:50Mr. Whiskers!
02:51Mr. Whiskers!
02:52Mr. Whiskers!
02:53Mr. Whiskers!
02:54Mr. Whiskers!
02:55Mr. Whiskers!
02:56Mr. Whiskers!
02:57Mr. Whiskers!
02:58News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane spread like wildfire.
03:18At a neighborhood watch meeting the next night, residents voiced their concerns over the increasing dangers their community faced.
03:25Mrs. Ida Greenberg announced someone was looking through her bathroom window whenever she took a shower.
03:33Bob Fisk warned those present that an unnamed government agency was listening in on their phone conversations.
03:40Helen Vail spoke of a ruthless local teenage gang that had egged her minivan.
03:46The evening concluded with Officer Thompson offering safety tips and a plan of action.
03:53An opportunity you have some control over.
03:57So you can sign up for either daily or nightly patrols.
04:00I know that might seem like overkill, but I guarantee regular surveillance will deter even the most determined criminal.
04:07So are there any other questions?
04:09All right then, let's be careful out there.
04:15Actually, I do have a question. Do you have a second?
04:17Sure, how can I help?
04:18Um, I'm the one who discovered the break-in and I think I found some evidence.
04:22Evidence?
04:24I think this is a screwdriver left behind by the burglar.
04:28And I didn't touch it.
04:29Well, why didn't you give this to the investigating officers?
04:31I tried, and they sort of laughed at me because apparently nothing was taken from Mrs. Fromm's house.
04:36Well, I apologize for that. That was totally unprofessional.
04:41So you think it should be dusted for prints?
04:43Yes, and I'll make sure it gets done.
04:46Great.
04:50Bye.
04:50Bye.
04:52Boys, stop it. Go to bed.
05:00But we're not tired.
05:01Well, at least go upstairs.
05:03We want to play.
05:05Give me.
05:06Give me.
05:08Go.
05:10Go, go.
05:11Bye, bye.
05:12Go, I want him.
05:14Give me him.
05:15Give me him.
05:15I want him.
05:16So why weren't you sitting with Mark tonight?
05:18I thought you two were becoming an item.
05:20I sort of thought so, too.
05:22Giving him a lot of mixed signals.
05:24I'll tell you who wasn't giving mixed signals was that sexy Officer Thompson.
05:27He was staring at you all night.
05:29Have you noticed that?
05:30Honey, trust me.
05:31When they're not staring at me, I notice.
05:32I really do appreciate you guys staying and helping.
05:36Oh, please.
05:37I would have hosted it myself, but the kids are going to the mountains more, and there's
05:40camping equipment everywhere.
05:42It's nice of you, and since we're talking, there's something else nice that I'd like you
05:46to do.
05:47Your kids both went to Barcliffe Academy, didn't they?
05:49Yes.
05:50We need you to recommend Porter and Preston.
05:52We can't even get an interview.
05:53Oh, you, um, want me to recommend the twins?
05:57Yes.
05:57You can tell them how beautifully behaved the boys are.
06:00So you want me to lie?
06:02Yeah.
06:02I thought that was understood.
06:04Well, it's just that I'm very well-respected at Barcliffe, and, um, my word won't be good
06:07there anymore.
06:09Yes, but by the time they realize their mistake, we'll be in.
06:12You're not having any more kids.
06:14What do you care?
06:15Well, I had hoped someday to get my grandchildren into Barcliffe, but I suppose that doesn't
06:20matter to you, does it?
06:21It really doesn't.
06:23It's a shame they used to be such a happy family.
06:39Just because you didn't hear them fighting doesn't mean they were happy.
06:42I had things to take care of them and none of them did this was hurt.
06:46It's just me, I am.
06:46The next day, as residents began to patrol Wisteria Lane in the hopes of foiling potential
06:57burglars, Gabrielle was about to experience a home invasion of her own.
07:03Mama Solis, what are you doing here?
07:11I came to visit my son and daughter-in-law.
07:14What does it look like?
07:15Does Carlos know you're coming?
07:18No.
07:18He likes to be surprised.
07:22Now come.
07:24Gabriel.
07:24Families should always hug, regardless of how they feel about each other.
07:36Wow.
08:00Uh, she's a beauty.
08:03A 30-footer?
08:0432.
08:06Sweet.
08:06I sail.
08:07I've got a flying Scott.
08:09Well, we have several yachting enthusiasts here at Barcliffe Academy.
08:12I'd be happy to introduce them to you.
08:14Wonderful.
08:15Sounds great.
08:16If we decide to enroll your children.
08:21To be honest, Mr. and Mrs. Scavo, your children's educational background is a bit more common
08:27than we would prefer.
08:29But Mrs. Vandekamp mentioned that they were identical twins.
08:33Yes.
08:34Completely identical.
08:35You can't tell them apart.
08:36They're like bookends.
08:37We do strive for diversity here at Barcliffe.
08:40Identical twins could make for an interesting addition.
08:42The boys are fascinating.
08:43They even have their own twin secret language, don't they, Tom?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah, it's pretty scary.
08:48Well, it's not really so much scary.
08:50It's highly developed.
08:51Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
08:54I'm sorry, Tom.
08:54Mr. Lentz was trying to say something.
08:56Sorry.
08:56Go ahead, Mr. Lentz.
08:58I'd love to meet these twins of yours.
09:00I tell you what.
09:02I'm going to put them on our must-meet list.
09:04Terrific.
09:05Thank you so much.
09:07What is a must-meet list?
09:09We bring them in for observation.
09:13Observation?
09:13Mm-hmm.
09:14To see how they play with the other children, how they respond to authority, that sort of thing.
09:20Great.
09:21That sounds wonderful.
09:28Hey.
09:29Hi.
09:31Kids ready?
09:31Almost.
09:32Thanks again for driving them to the bus.
09:34Happy to do it.
09:36I miss them.
09:36Did you hear there was a break-in at Mrs. Frome's the other night?
09:45Yeah.
09:46I heard they didn't take anything.
09:48Well, that doesn't make it any less frightening.
09:49I mean, he could have been a sexual predator.
09:52Oh, and he ended up at Mrs. Frome's?
09:54Boy, that would have been a lose-lose situation.
09:56Rex, that's not the point.
10:00The point is I don't feel safe, and I was wondering if you could spend the night.
10:04You're in the NRA.
10:05You own, like, four guns.
10:07If somebody broke in, I'd expect you to protect me.
10:12Rex, the truth is, with the kids gone, I'll be all by myself in this house for the first
10:17time in 17 years.
10:19Honey, I know it's hard to hear, but the marriage counseling might not work out.
10:22You need to get used to being alone.
10:27You're right.
10:28That was hard to hear.
10:34What are you doing?
10:35That is for the kids' trip.
10:37Oh, come on.
10:39I'm staying at a motel.
10:40I haven't had a decent meal in weeks.
10:42Honey, the marriage counseling might not work out.
10:45You need to get used to bad cooking.
10:47Hey.
10:54Screwdriver girl.
10:58I just came by to tell you that I took your evidence into the lab for fingerprints.
11:02Oh, really?
11:02That's great.
11:03So I'll call you if I hear something.
11:05Okay.
11:06Oh!
11:07Sorry.
11:07Thanks.
11:10Actually, I'd like to call you anyway, if that's okay.
11:13Oh.
11:13You seem like a really sweet guy and an interesting line of work, but I am not really available.
11:23Oh.
11:23Oh.
11:24You have a boyfriend?
11:25Yeah.
11:26Sort of.
11:27Sort of.
11:28It's hard to explain.
11:30Even to myself.
11:3110-4, I'm on my way.
11:37I gotta go.
11:37Apparently there's a hostage situation.
11:39Oh, wow.
11:41So you're really turning me down?
11:43Boy, my self-esteem can't take this.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:47No, it's just now my ability to help those hostages has been compromised.
11:52Still, don't blame yourself for what might happen.
11:55Blame myself?
11:56Well, it's just hard to rescue folks when you don't feel good about yourself.
12:01Ah.
12:02Probably I'll die anyway.
12:04Okay, fine.
12:05I'll go out with you.
12:07Great.
12:08I'll call you.
12:08Now that you've gotten your date, you can tell me what that really means.
12:11That 907A.
12:13Someone's TV was playing too loud.
12:15Well, thank God for the thin blue line.
12:18I'll call you.
12:18I'll call you.
12:21Oh, oh.
12:27How's my aunt, Tenchita?
12:29Is that me?
12:29I'll be outside doing my yoga.
12:32Look, Mom, sit.
12:34I'll be right back.
12:39Do you have to do that now?
12:40My mother's here.
12:41Hey, I'm not going to stop my life just because she decides to show up unannounced, I might add.
12:45She's family.
12:46She doesn't need an invitation.
12:48Yeah, well, whatever.
12:48It's rude.
12:51It's real pretty, Mama.
12:56You were always good with your hands.
12:58So, amigo, I assume you didn't insist that I traveled 2,000 miles for small talk.
13:04So why am I here?
13:05She...
13:10Isn't happy.
13:15Uh-huh.
13:17I've given her everything she ever wanted, but it doesn't seem to make a difference.
13:21I feel her drifting further and further away.
13:26And lately I've started thinking that maybe...
13:29So you think she's cheating on you?
13:36I think so.
13:46We can talk about your problems, but I'm not going to have any of that.
13:50Do you have any proof?
13:57No, it's...
13:58It's just a feeling.
13:59I had that feeling with your father and that whore waitress.
14:02And I was right.
14:04Always trust your feelings.
14:06So what do I do?
14:08You don't do anything.
14:10I'll take care of it.
14:11Thank you, Mama.
14:12I'm sorry I had to hit you.
14:14But we're strong people, and we don't cry about our problems.
14:23We find ways to fix them.
14:32While the residents of Wisteria Lane kept up their patrols in an effort to prevent future break-ins,
14:38Lynette hatched a plan to break her children into Barcliffe Academy.
14:43Boys?
14:45Wake up!
14:47Come on!
14:48We're going to have some fun today.
14:51Come on!
14:52Yeah!
14:53Hey!
14:54Hi!
14:58Come on!
14:59I bet you're leaving!
15:01Come on!
15:05Go! Go! Go!
15:06Come on!
15:07Yes! Yes!
15:08Put! Put! Put! Put! Put!
15:12Put! Put! Put! Put! Put! Put! I can still see your head. The pool's not deep enough.
15:22Are your boys usually so docile?
15:25They're always a little shy at first.
15:32Look at that concentration.
15:34Porter loves his puzzles.
15:37Hmm.
15:37Hmm.
15:38MamĆ”, I'll be right back.
15:51I'm going to the store.
15:52Gabriel!
16:00I'm coming with you.
16:02I want to make some tamales for Carlos.
16:05No, no, Juanita. I'm not going to the supermarket.
16:07I'm going to the lingerie store.
16:09Good. I need some Ross.
16:10I'm going to be a while.
16:12And I might get a facial.
16:14I have a face.
16:15Hey, Mike.
16:20Hey, how's it going?
16:21Good. Good.
16:22Just came by to say hello.
16:24Hello.
16:26So, you remember the cop from the neighborhood watch meeting?
16:29He agreed to run a fingerprint check on the screwdriver I found at Mrs. Brom's house.
16:35He did?
16:36Nothing was taken?
16:37Still, somebody broke in.
16:39It is a crime.
16:40So, the weird thing is, the cop asked me out on a date.
16:46Oh?
16:47And I sort of said, yes.
16:51I was just curious what you thought about that.
16:54You're asking my permission to go have a wedding?
16:58No. No, I just, uh, was wondering your opinion.
17:04I don't really have one.
17:08Okay.
17:10Great.
17:11Fine.
17:16Susan, wait.
17:17Wait, I...
17:18I'm sorry.
17:21My life is just really complicated right now.
17:26You don't have to explain.
17:29Susan...
17:30It's complicated.
17:31I get it.
17:31I get it.
17:40Paul?
17:42Paul?
17:44Paul?
17:46Oh.
17:47Hi, Zachary.
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49The door was open and...
17:50It's okay.
17:51You can come in.
17:53Is your, uh, father here?
17:55We were scheduled to do a patrol today.
17:57We had to go out of town.
17:58Again.
17:59Oh.
18:00Well, I guess I can do it by myself.
18:07Wow.
18:09This place is just immaculate.
18:12My mom liked things clean.
18:15Zach, she would be very proud of you.
18:17Oh!
18:18What happened to your varnish?
18:20That's where my mother died.
18:22I messed up the floor trying to get out the blood.
18:27Oh.
18:29I let my dad know that you stopped by.
18:32Okay.
18:36Zach.
18:37Do you have plans for dinner?
18:48So you shop a lot, huh?
18:50Yeah.
18:51So?
18:52Most women that shop a lot is because they don't have anything better to do.
18:56What's your point?
18:58Well, if you had children...
18:59Here we go.
19:00I'm just saying that children give your life a purpose.
19:04You get so busy taking care of them that you don't have any time to wonder if you're happy.
19:08You know, Juanita, this is so like you.
19:10I invite you on a nice shopping trip and you find ways to upset me.
19:14Oh, you didn't invite me.
19:15I invited myself.
19:18You keep looking at your watch.
19:21Is there some place you have to be?
19:22No!
19:23You know, and for the record, I am not one of those women who has a hole in her heart that can only be filled by a baby.
19:28I like my life a lot.
19:29But it's very fulfilling.
19:32Excuse my daughter-in-law.
19:33She's very fulfilled.
19:37So he just blew you off?
19:39I told him another man asked me out.
19:41It was the perfect opportunity for Mike to be jealous and nothing.
19:44Oh!
19:45Did you bat your eyes?
19:46You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes.
19:48Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down.
19:50I'm telling you, nothing.
19:52Oh, thanks.
19:52So what's going on there?
19:55Hmm.
19:58Gophers.
19:59Wow.
20:01Listen, I'm sorry about Mike.
20:02I know how much you like him.
20:03Well, maybe it's my fault.
20:04Maybe I just imagined an entire relationship with this man that didn't exist.
20:08There has been flirting.
20:10I have seen it.
20:10Yeah, and the flirting made me think that he was kind and trustworthy and honest and hygienic.
20:18That's how it is with me.
20:20A guy just smiles at me three times and I'm picking out wedding china.
20:23I'm a mess.
20:24But to be fair, that's part of your charm.
20:26That's what happened with Carl.
20:28I only dated him a couple of months.
20:29I filled in the blanks.
20:30I married him.
20:31It was a disaster.
20:32You think Mike is a Carl in disguise?
20:34I don't know.
20:36What does that mean, anyway?
20:37My life is complicated.
20:42I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing.
20:48I could do it on the can.
20:50You're late.
20:52What's with the face?
20:53I screwed up.
20:54I broke into the Fromm house and almost got caught.
20:57What's almost?
20:59I accidentally left something behind with my prints on it.
21:01Did you have hair of gloves?
21:03It's the suburbs.
21:04I didn't think it'd matter.
21:06Anyway, the police are running a check and I'm in the system.
21:09I gotta pull up stakes before they come looking for me.
21:15That's a sweet sound.
21:17Laughter like that, huh?
21:20Pisses me off.
21:21If and when your cover is blown, you disappear.
21:25Until then, you keep fixing the neighbor's pipes.
21:30The more time I spend in this town, the more I think we're making a mistake.
21:33These are nice people.
21:34My money says one of them isn't.
21:37Ho!
21:37Ho!
21:39Thanks.
21:45No more screw-ups.
21:49Getting something to drink.
22:07Do you want something?
22:08Shh.
22:12Look, don't be mad.
22:29I waited at that motel for three hours for you.
22:32I had to use a month's worth of lunch money to pay for that room.
22:36It's not my fault.
22:37Juanita hasn't let me out of her sight since she's gotten here.
22:40Really? Well, I don't see her now.
22:42She's watching her Mexican soap opera.
22:45The rebel's virgin daughter is about to be seduced by the escaped desperado.
22:49So until she puts out, Juanita won't even know that I'm gone.
22:56Come on, I said I was sorry.
22:58You know, just so you know, I've turned on half the pep squad for you.
23:03You can't be serious.
23:04Well, you know, I'm starting to think that maybe I should be with someone my own age.
23:09Well, I thought teenage girls bored you, John.
23:12I thought what we had was beyond that.
23:14So did I.
23:17So then why do you want to go back to something you don't want?
23:19I don't know.
23:21Maybe you're tired of me.
23:22No. I want to be with you.
23:24Then why are we arguing?
23:25Damn it.
23:30The virgin gave it up already?
23:32I want you so bad.
23:33When can I see you again?
23:35Tomorrow.
23:36Meet me at the front entrance of the mall after school.
23:38What about your mother-in-law?
23:39Don't worry.
23:40I'll think of something.
23:42Why?
23:42Tommy!
23:44Tommy!
23:47A donation?
23:48Now Barcliffe wants a donation?
23:51Apparently, we're in competition with one other family.
23:54A generous donation will ensure our kids beat them out.
23:57How generous?
23:58Fifteen thousand.
24:00We don't have that.
24:01And that's what I told him.
24:02So what do we do?
24:03Look, public school is out unless we move to a new district.
24:08We're not moving.
24:12Maybe it's time that we look into homeschooling.
24:17I know you did not just say that.
24:19I mean, it's got its advantages.
24:22You know, kids in homeschool do better in their later years.
24:24They won't make it to their later years if I have to spend all day with them.
24:27Honey, sometimes you just gotta make the sacrifice.
24:31It's probably the best thing for the kids.
24:32Why don't we just put them back in me and cook them until they're civilized?
24:36You'd be cool, though?
24:42I've never had plum pudding before.
24:44I'm serving it this year for Christmas.
24:46I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday.
24:49That way, if the cookbook's gotten it wrong, I can fix it.
24:54You must really like Christmas.
24:56You and Mr. Vandekamp always have the best decorations on your lawn.
24:59I adore the holidays.
25:01I never get depressed if there's a beautifully decorated tree to look at.
25:05My mom and I would always decorate our tree together.
25:08Because Christmas is gonna be weird.
25:11Oh, Zach.
25:13You know, my mother died when I was young.
25:16She was hit by a car.
25:18It was right before Christmas, as a matter of fact.
25:24We were all singing carols, and the dog was howling because everybody in my family sings off-key.
25:30Except for me.
25:32Anyway, it was just a terrible ruckus.
25:36So, well, no one noticed when my mother went across the street to give the neighbors a gift.
25:40And the next thing we heard were brakes screeching.
25:46Wow.
25:48Most of my family went to the hospital, but I stayed home because I was so young.
25:51When I looked out the window, I saw all of my mother's blood on the street, and nobody was doing anything about it.
26:01So I got a hose, and I washed it off.
26:06And once it was clean, I felt so much better.
26:08Never told anyone that story before.
26:16Those are the most interesting ones.
26:18The stories that we never tell anyone.
26:21Yeah, you're probably right.
26:23I have one.
26:25It's more of a secret, really.
26:30I know why my mom killed herself.
26:33You do?
26:35There was something I did.
26:36There was something bad.
26:44What did you do, Zach?
26:47Zach!
26:48Sweetheart!
26:49No!
26:49I should...
26:50I...
26:50I better not.
26:51I shouldn't have said anything.
26:52I shouldn't...
26:53I...
26:53I shouldn't have done this.
26:54I'm sorry.
26:54If my dad found out...
26:55I won't tell your father.
26:56No, please.
26:56I just...
26:56I can't get you...
26:57Zachary!
26:58It's all right!
26:59I can't believe Zach said that.
27:07What else did he tell you?
27:08That was it.
27:09It's that Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done.
27:13You couldn't get any more out of him?
27:14Oh, I tried.
27:15But he was so nervous.
27:16He actually started shaking and then he just left.
27:19Okay, this is getting really weird.
27:20I think we should go to the police.
27:21And tell them what?
27:22We don't even have the note anymore.
27:24We gave it to Paul.
27:24Oh, then you're gonna have to get Zach to tell you something so we have more to go on.
27:28Girls, you don't understand.
27:30This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
27:32Oh, for God's sake, Spree, you're a woman.
27:34Manipulate him.
27:35That's what we do.
27:36But how?
27:37I don't know.
27:37How did you usually manipulate Rex?
27:44Hello, Zachary.
27:45Are you free for dinner tonight?
27:48Sure.
27:49Oh, good.
27:50Because last night you put me in such a holiday mood.
27:53So I'm gonna make roast turkey and candied yams and eggnog.
27:57Have you ever had real old-fashioned eggnog?
28:01No, I don't think so.
28:02Oh, you are gonna love it.
28:05It has quite a kick.
28:08Oh, me.
28:09Sparks!
28:10All right, Preston!
28:12Boys, could you not...
28:13Ah!
28:14Get the corner!
28:19Lynette was desperate to avoid homeschooling.
28:22But she saw no options on the horizon.
28:25IntelliSolutions sailed into view.
28:30Gabriel, please.
28:32You bought me enough things.
28:34You're the one that's supposed to be shopping.
28:36Oh, Mama, you're in a rut.
28:37We need to spice up your wardrobe.
28:39Oh, here.
28:40Try this one on.
28:42Go on, try it on.
28:47Mama Solis, how you doing in there?
28:49Is it supposed to be so tight?
28:52Yes, it's form-fitting.
28:53You're gonna look great.
28:54Gabriel, I don't think this dress is right for me.
28:57I can't breathe.
29:00Well, maybe I made a mistake.
29:03While you change,
29:05I'm gonna make a quick run to the bookstore.
29:07Gabriel, wait!
29:08Wait, I'm coming with you!
29:10No, no, no.
29:10Just be a minute.
29:11Wait, Gabriel, I'm coming with you!
29:13Wait!
29:20Wait!
29:24Come in, wait!
29:26Ma'am?
29:28Ma'am?
29:29Sorry.
29:30I'm gonna need to look in your bags, please.
29:32Fine, just hurry up.
29:39Right on time.
29:40I'm telling you,
29:44I don't know where that blouse came from.
29:45Security!
29:46All right, keep your stupid blouse.
29:48I'm gonna have to find my daughter and...
29:50Don't touch me!
29:51Don't you dare touch me!
29:53Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with us.
29:54Get your hands at me!
29:56Gabriel!
29:56Gabriel!
30:06Hello?
30:08Hey, it's me.
30:09Oh, hi, Rex.
30:11How are you?
30:12Is something wrong?
30:13Well, I was just about to grab dinner from the motel vending machine,
30:16and it occurred to me,
30:17what the heck, I'll go out.
30:20Would you like to have dinner with me?
30:27Mrs. Van de Kamp.
30:29Guess what?
30:30I found all my mom's old Christmas stuff.
30:32Oh.
30:34Sweetie, I was just coming over to talk to you.
30:35I am so sorry, but something really important came up,
30:38and I have to cancel.
30:40Really?
30:41We will do it again.
30:43We'll have our impromptu holiday dinner.
30:46I promise.
30:48Bye.
30:56Mmm.
30:57I got one.
30:58Kelly Hallstatter.
30:59In eighth grade, she used to spit in my gym shoes.
31:02Kelly Hallstatter.
31:05Kelly Hallstatter.
31:07Yeah, look.
31:08Two DUIs, one check kiting, and an open bench warrant.
31:12How tragic.
31:13By which I mean yay.
31:15Yeah, you've been a really good sport coming along on my shift with me.
31:18Well, time flies when you're on a stakeout in crackdown.
31:21So, when does our official date begin?
31:24Well, taxpayers say 20 minutes, but I say no.
31:31They're down.
31:32Oh, thank you.
31:35Honey, you read up on homeschooling?
31:37Yeah.
31:38Gave me some good ideas.
31:39Well, one, anyway.
31:41Great.
31:42What have you got?
31:43Well, you know how we both agree that one of us needs to stay home and parent the kids,
31:48and one of us needs to go off and make a living?
31:50Uh-huh.
31:51And then I suddenly remembered that when I was working, I made a little more than you.
31:56What are you doing?
31:58You tossed out that little sacrifice comment a while ago,
32:01and it occurred to me I've made sacrifices over the past six years.
32:05I gave up my career.
32:07If another sacrifice has to be made, I think it's your turn on the mare and go round.
32:11Lynette?
32:12So, if I went back to work, and you could stay home and take care of the kids?
32:16I can't be with the kids all day.
32:17I'd lose my mind.
32:19Uh-huh.
32:20Hey, okay, I get it.
32:21Hey, homeschooling is out.
32:24Out.
32:25How are we going to scrape together 15 grand for this endowment?
32:29Uh, how, how, how?
32:35Think.
32:36Think real hard.
32:38Oh, no.
32:38Oh, no.
32:42Aye, aye.
32:44So, the restaurant's run by this little old guy named Dara Nello.
32:47He will propose to you.
32:48Don't say yes, because he's dead serious.
32:50But what if I like him?
32:53Hey.
32:58I thought this went to the lab.
32:59All right.
33:02All right.
33:03You got me.
33:04And that means what?
33:06Look, Susan, no one would authorize lab time or a computer search for a case like this.
33:11It's just not a priority.
33:12So, why couldn't you just tell me that?
33:15Well, I thought we were clicking.
33:17Does this need to be a big deal?
33:19Well, if you'd only lied to me about it once, it wouldn't be.
33:23All right.
33:24I get it.
33:25You want me to beg?
33:26Okay.
33:26Look at me.
33:27I'm begging.
33:30Come on.
33:31Don't be such a girl about this.
33:34I know who you are.
33:36You're a Carl in disguise.
33:39Done with you.
33:41All of you.
33:42Oh, come on, drama queen.
33:44What?
33:45What are you doing?
33:47Where are you going?
33:48It's not safe.
33:49I'd rather take my chances on the street.
33:51Thank you very much.
33:53Why do I always pick the site, though?
34:12Excuse me.
34:13I'm a little lost.
34:14Oh, you best be lost.
34:16This here's my corner.
34:17Oh, yes.
34:18And a lovely corner it is.
34:20And I hate to bother you while you're working.
34:23I just was wondering if you could point me in the direction of a pay phone.
34:26Oh, and if you had some change for this five.
34:31Preferably quarters.
34:32Honey, if I got paid in quarters, I'd be doing something very wrong.
34:36Right.
34:37Okay.
34:42Hey.
34:44You want to use my cell?
34:45I have weekend minutes.
34:47Oh, thank you so much.
34:48You're saving my life.
34:49Oh, excuse me, honey.
34:51Oh, yes.
34:52You do what you've got to do.
35:00Oh, please answer.
35:02Come on.
35:02Pick up, Julie.
35:04Oh, thank God.
35:05Okay, don't ask any questions.
35:06Just get somebody down here to pick me up at the corner of 9th and Foster.
35:11Hey, babe.
35:13No, I'm on a break.
35:15Hurry, please.
35:19Excuse me.
35:20We got a call?
35:21Something about a break-in?
35:22One of your neighbors reported seeing someone forcing his way into your home.
35:26We sent some guys out to investigate and, uh...
35:29What is it?
35:31I got to tell you, ma'am.
35:32I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else.
35:35All right, so...
36:04So let me get this straight.
36:06He chopped down one of our pine trees?
36:09I'm afraid so.
36:15Zach, why did you do this?
36:18I don't know.
36:20Take off those handcuffs, please.
36:22Ma'am, he confessed to breaking in.
36:24This is not up for discussion.
36:28Go ahead.
36:28I need you to get in three.
36:31Sir, you can't...
36:32Zach?
36:52You okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:53Then how much for a trip around the world?
36:58I cannot believe Julie sent you.
37:00She is soon gonna be dead.
37:01Come on, get in.
37:07Wasn't that sent in for prints?
37:09No.
37:10The cop lied to me.
37:12I don't want to talk about it.
37:13Just asking.
37:14Yes, apparently they found a blouse in her bag.
37:22Oh, I don't know, Carlos.
37:23At some point, older people started to get confused.
37:26She probably thought she paid for it.
37:29Oh, no charges.
37:31Everything's fine.
37:32Okay, I'll tell her.
37:34Bye.
37:37Mama Solis, Carlos is gonna be late for dinner.
37:40It's just the two of us.
37:41What would you like to eat?
37:42Oh, I'm not hungry.
37:44Okay.
37:45Suit yourself.
37:46Don't go yet.
37:48I need to talk to you.
37:53It's important.
37:54Please.
38:00I married Diego Solis when I was 16 years old.
38:04A few months into our marriage,
38:06he started to beat me.
38:07I was so young and stupid,
38:10I didn't know what to do.
38:12Juanita, I had no idea.
38:15It got so bad that I started praying to God
38:17to let me die.
38:18But God, in his infinite wisdom,
38:21gave me a reason to live.
38:23Carlos.
38:26Ah, he was a beautiful baby.
38:28But my husband wasn't much of a father.
38:30He never held him.
38:32He would yell and scream at him
38:33for no reason at all.
38:35One night when Carlos was four,
38:37Diego Solis came home,
38:39drunk,
38:40and he beat my Carlos.
38:43Something inside me snapped.
38:47And at that moment,
38:48I found a way to be strong.
38:51So, I made sure
38:52that Diego Solis
38:54never hurt my son
38:56or me ever again.
38:59What'd you do?
39:00Well, if you pray hard enough,
39:04God gives you the tools
39:05to your salvation.
39:15Carlos said that his father
39:17left for a waitress in El Paso.
39:19Mm-hmm.
39:19That's what he was told.
39:22All mothers know
39:23they have to protect their children.
39:24But some of us
39:27take our job
39:27more seriously
39:28than others.
39:30I don't know
39:31why you're telling me this.
39:34I think you do.
39:35I think you do.
39:35Okay, I know you're mad at me,
39:57and I'm sorry I didn't stop you
39:58from going out with that guy.
40:00I'm not mad at you.
40:01I mean, I'm not just mad at you.
40:02I'm mostly mad at myself.
40:04Okay.
40:05I'm mad that I like you so much
40:07without really knowing
40:08anything about you.
40:10Oh.
40:12What do you want to know?
40:15What's your favorite food?
40:17Mexican.
40:19What's your favorite sport?
40:20Football.
40:21Favorite band?
40:22Elvis Costello.
40:23That's a guy, not a band.
40:24It's a guy with a band.
40:29What do you think of me?
40:32I'm sorry.
40:55Could you repeat that?
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57Could you repeat that?
40:58Why?
41:03I don't want to talk about it.
41:04You realize how insane this looks?
41:05Do you even care about me
41:06and all that you even care about long?
41:08You're not talking to me that way.
41:09I think I just did.
41:10Oh.
41:19Mrs. Vandekamp.
41:20Hi, Zach.
41:21I just wanted to see
41:22if everything was all right.
41:24Everything's fine?
41:25Are you sure?
41:27Yes.
41:30Well, okay.
41:32I'll see you tomorrow, then.
41:34I'm sure that you will.
41:35People by their very nature
41:49are always on the lookout for intruders.
41:52What the?
41:54No way!
41:54Trying to prevent those
41:55on the outside from getting in.
41:58But there will always be those
42:02who force their way into our lives,
42:04just as there will be those
42:06we invite in.
42:08Right.
42:08But the most troubling of all
42:25will be the ones
42:26who stand on the outside looking in.
42:31The ones we never truly get to know.
42:35The ones we never get to know.
42:35They will occur.
42:36Don't beware.
42:36No way!
42:37They will be there.
42:39And the one who never get to know.
42:41Do you have a warning?
42:42I don't know.
42:44I don't know.
42:53I do.
42:54I do.
42:54You have it.
42:55I do.
42:55I do.
42:55I do.
42:56I do.
42:56I do.
42:57I do.
42:57You have it.
42:58I do.
42:59I do.
42:59I do.
43:00I do.
43:01I do.
43:02I do.
43:02I do.
43:03I do.
43:04I do.
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