Her Husband's Affairs 1947 -comedy sci-fi classic full movie, Lucille Bal

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# Please don't forget to Click Follow, it helps the channel grow  Margaret, wife of an advertising executive, William, decides to help her husband in his business. Will she be able to reach her goal or make it even worse for him?   https://dailymotion.com/classicfilms

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00:00:00To be continued

00:00:30Oh, my God.

00:01:00Oh, my God.

00:01:30Oh, my God.

00:02:00Oh, my God.

00:02:30Oh, my God.

00:02:59For heaven's sake.

00:03:01Oh, my God.

00:03:31Oh, my God.

00:04:01Oh, my God.

00:04:31I just figured out the most terrific slogan.

00:04:35As one advertising man to another, you'll love it.

00:04:38Oh, my God.

00:04:47Oh, my God.

00:04:56Oh, my God.

00:04:59Oh, my God.

00:05:00Oh, my God.

00:05:12Oh, my God.

00:05:16Oh, my God.

00:05:17Oh, my God.

00:05:29Oh, my God.

00:05:33Oh, my God.

00:06:03Oh, my God.

00:06:04Oh, my God.

00:06:05Oh, my God.

00:06:06Oh, my God.

00:06:07Oh, my God.

00:06:07A hat that defies time.

00:06:09That's terrible, isn't it?

00:06:10Now, tell you why.

00:06:11Your male hat buyer doesn't give a hoot how long a hat's gonna last.

00:06:15That's why durability slogans won't sell hats.

00:06:17They're fine to advertise balloon tires or pyramids, but not straw hats.

00:06:23Hey, you're not listening.

00:06:24I am, I am, I am.

00:06:26If you'd rather sleep, okay.

00:06:28No, darling, I'm wide awake.

00:06:30Well, it came to me in my sleep.

00:06:31A tappel hat is the lightest hat in the world, and I can prove it.

00:06:35I'm dying to hear it.

00:06:36Well, I thought of three slogans to prove it.

00:06:38The first is a light lid for worried heads.

00:06:42Don't you think it's bad psychology reminding people they're worried?

00:06:46Why don't you say it?

00:06:47Margaret, I love you very much.

00:06:49But these are my slogans.

00:06:51Let's not collaborate.

00:06:52Oh, all right.

00:06:53Number two, if you can't wear a feather in your cap, wear one on your head.

00:06:59That's too pessimistic.

00:07:00I think you should say...

00:07:02Darling, the only thing that'll make me love you more is when you learn to respect my ability.

00:07:07I respect your ability, but you asked for my suggestions.

00:07:10No, I didn't.

00:07:11I don't need any creative help from you.

00:07:13Just your approval.

00:07:15Oh.

00:07:16Because, you see, I think number three is really the one.

00:07:19What's that?

00:07:19Short, dignified, tells the full story.

00:07:22You never know you're wearing one, but other people do.

00:07:26How's that?

00:07:28That's wonderful.

00:07:29You think so?

00:07:30Oh, darling, if that doesn't land the Tapple Hat account, I'm a ring-tailed baboon, which I'm not, am I, honey?

00:07:35No.

00:07:37No, you know, the psychology's all right.

00:07:39You think the words...

00:07:40Oh, they're perfect.

00:07:41Great exploitation possibilities.

00:07:44Show Tapple hats being weighed in every Tapple show window.

00:07:47Will you have to share the bonus with the sales department?

00:07:50Uh-uh.

00:07:51Five thousand smackers undiluted if Tapple topples.

00:07:54That's my deal with Egghead.

00:07:55Hey, where are you going?

00:07:56Well, I've got to think.

00:07:57Oh, no, you've thought enough.

00:07:58Let's lie here and dream.

00:08:00How much is a round trip to Bermuda?

00:08:03Three hundred.

00:08:04That leaves four thousand seven hundred for sunburn oil.

00:08:09You haven't changed your mind about Bermuda and our honeymoon, have you?

00:08:13Now, why do you think I've been tying my brains into knots?

00:08:16Bermuda or bust, that's my battle cry.

00:08:19Darling.

00:08:21Now, I've got to think.

00:08:24Yes, sir, we have.

00:08:26The Southern Girl's sales for Bermuda this coming Friday.

00:08:29Yes, sir.

00:08:30Cabin for two.

00:08:31Oh, the bridal suite.

00:08:33Yes, sir.

00:08:34Name, please.

00:08:36What?

00:08:37William Weldon?

00:08:38Absolutely not.

00:08:40You heard what I said, Mr. Weldon.

00:08:42Absolutely not.

00:08:43N-O.

00:08:44We're not holding any bridal suite for you.

00:08:46Who?

00:08:46It's Weldon again.

00:08:48You don't see why not.

00:08:50He doesn't see why not.

00:08:51Give me that.

00:08:53Mr. Weldon, in the last year, four of our ships have sailed with empty bridal suites.

00:08:57At the last minute, you have canceled your reservations on the Southern Rose, the Southern

00:09:01Belle, the Southern Bow, and the Southern Dream.

00:09:03Now you say you want to sail on the Southern Girl.

00:09:06Well, nothing doing, Mr. Weldon.

00:09:07We've lost enough money on you.

00:09:09From now on, our reservations are strictly COD.

00:09:11Now wait a minute, Admiral.

00:09:13Let me talk to him.

00:09:14Shh.

00:09:15I don't suppose you've looked at the merchant marine passenger code of late.

00:09:18You're only going to get him mad and he's going to hang up on you.

00:09:20Listen.

00:09:20Here, let me take it.

00:09:21Hello.

00:09:22Hello.

00:09:22This is Mrs. Weldon.

00:09:23Now don't humor me.

00:09:24Yes.

00:09:24Yes, of course.

00:09:26After all, we don't have to go to my room.

00:09:27No, no.

00:09:27This is not a gag on Mr. Weldon's part.

00:09:29He's very sincere.

00:09:31He's been trying to take me on a honeymoon for over a year.

00:09:34Yes, I even have my trousseau.

00:09:36Well, I assure you I've been much more disappointed than you have.

00:09:40Now, I'll tell you what you do.

00:09:42You'll reserve the cabin until six o'clock tomorrow afternoon.

00:09:46That won't lose you anything.

00:09:48That's right.

00:09:49And I'll be in with bags of gold before six.

00:09:52All right?

00:09:53Oh, thank you so much.

00:09:56Goodbye.

00:09:58See?

00:09:58You'll hold it for us until six.

00:10:00Little Miss Fix-It cooled him off, huh?

00:10:02You're not angry.

00:10:03Why should I be angry?

00:10:04We're going on our honeymoon, aren't we?

00:10:06Not if you call me Little Miss Fix-It.

00:10:08Well, that's what you are, aren't you?

00:10:10Why be ashamed of having the finest, noblest character since Little Lord Fauntleroy?

00:10:14Why not glory in it?

00:10:16Why not advertise it?

00:10:17Wait a minute.

00:10:17I'll think up a slogan for you.

00:10:19Bill.

00:10:21I'm sorry.

00:10:23I'm afraid it's too late for our honeymoon.

00:10:25The golden moment has passed.

00:10:26It'll never be too late for our honeymoon as long as one of us can hobble around without crutches.

00:10:32He'll save the cabin until six tomorrow, huh?

00:10:34Mm-hmm.

00:10:34Bermuda, palm trees, guitars, the jungle, and you.

00:10:46You'll never know you're wearing me, but other people will.

00:10:50Oh, if Tapaloni comes through.

00:10:53He will.

00:10:53Now, don't clean anything up.

00:10:55We'll have another party tonight to celebrate.

00:10:56Leave everything just as it is.

00:10:58Oh, sure.

00:11:06Oh, it's you.

00:11:07Good morning, Mrs. Weldon.

00:11:08Would you wait right there a moment, please?

00:11:13That man's here again.

00:11:15Who?

00:11:16The idiot.

00:11:18Amo?

00:11:18Mm-hmm.

00:11:19Well, he just happens to be one of the greatest scientists of our time.

00:11:22He's crazy.

00:11:23Well, if you'd only looked at the letter that Edison wrote and congratulated him on...

00:11:27Well done, Staples.

00:11:34Busher, speaking.

00:11:35You're cute.

00:11:36Why, yes.

00:11:37The little filly's right alongside me.

00:11:39Who is it?

00:11:40The idiot.

00:11:40Gwendolyn?

00:11:41Oh.

00:11:41Good guess.

00:11:42Goodbye.

00:11:43I'll phone you with a flash.

00:11:45Bye.

00:11:46Hello?

00:11:47Oh, darling.

00:11:48The most wonderful thing has happened.

00:11:49We're finally going on our honeymoon.

00:11:51Morning.

00:11:52Good morning, Professor.

00:11:54See, I'm in sort of a hurry.

00:11:55Here, that's all I can spare.

00:11:56It's not very much.

00:11:57Well, I'm sorry.

00:11:58You'll have to cut down on some of the experiments.

00:12:00That's impossible.

00:12:02Well, okay.

00:12:03Here's another five.

00:12:04When can I speak to you?

00:12:05This afternoon, five o'clock in my office.

00:12:07I will bring you a full report.

00:12:08Fine.

00:12:09Well, so long now.

00:12:10I got to catch the 812.

00:12:12Mr. Weldon.

00:12:12Good luck.

00:12:14You'll never know you're wearing one.

00:12:16What other people do.

00:12:18I don't like slogans.

00:12:19But, Mr. Tappell.

00:12:20I have been in the advertising business for 20 years, Mr. Tappell.

00:12:23This is it.

00:12:24I know.

00:12:25It'll sell hats, Mr. Tappell.

00:12:26I know a little about selling hats myself.

00:12:28Granted.

00:12:29That's why you'll buy this slogan.

00:12:31It doesn't quite sell me.

00:12:32Mr. Tappell doesn't like slogans.

00:12:34Look, I'd like to demonstrate something.

00:12:35I'm afraid we've given you all the time we can spare today, eh, Slocum?

00:12:39Hmm.

00:12:40Baseball season opens this afternoon.

00:12:42See?

00:12:43Mayor Harker throws out the first ball at 2.15.

00:12:45We'll resume this discussion tomorrow.

00:12:47Yeah, but Mr. Tappell.

00:12:48And I tell you in advance, gentlemen, no slogan is going to sell me.

00:12:52What we need is some big shot, some celebrity to endorse our hats.

00:12:56That's the only surefire drawing power.

00:12:59People are sheep.

00:13:00You have to lead them.

00:13:01But I'd like to show you this test.

00:13:03It'll only take a minute.

00:13:04What test is that, Mr. Weldon?

00:13:05The blindfold test.

00:13:06The first time it's ever been tried in hat history.

00:13:08Blindfold test?

00:13:09For what?

00:13:09Pardon me, Mr. Slocum.

00:13:11You're the logical candidate.

00:13:12No chance of being prejudiced.

00:13:14That's right.

00:13:15Our slogan says, you never know you're wearing one, doesn't it?

00:13:18Well, now we're going to prove it.

00:13:20Let me in on this.

00:13:22No one can convince me that I can't tell when I've got my own hat on.

00:13:26Okay, we're off.

00:13:28Now, I place the hat on one of you.

00:13:30The one that feels it, speak up.

00:13:35I can feel it.

00:13:36Feel what?

00:13:36The hat.

00:13:37You're not wearing it.

00:13:38It's on Mr. Tappel.

00:13:39It is not.

00:13:42I never before heard of a slogan that was true.

00:13:45You don't know you're wearing one.

00:13:46The Tappel magic hat.

00:13:48That's what we'll call it.

00:13:49Let me try that.

00:13:50My head is unusually sensitive due to some of my hair having fallen out.

00:13:53I have difficulty finding a really comfortable hat.

00:13:56Go ahead.

00:13:58Oh, my word.

00:14:00I felt absolutely nothing.

00:14:02Nothing, Mr. Tappel.

00:14:03I didn't know the hat was that good.

00:14:06Now I feel we need the endorsement angle more than ever.

00:14:09Granted.

00:14:10But what's wrong with having both?

00:14:11Granted.

00:14:12And whom do you see endorsing your hat, Mr. Tappel?

00:14:14Oh, someone big.

00:14:15Some great man.

00:14:16Someone like Mayor Harker.

00:14:19Dandy Jim.

00:14:20The perfect endorser.

00:14:21Oh, I don't think Harker will do it.

00:14:22He's refused to endorse any product.

00:14:24He won't refuse this one.

00:14:25Leave it to me, boss.

00:14:26Why, I tell you, Weldon, you won't even get in to see him.

00:14:28I'll see him at the ballpark.

00:14:29Now, all I want you to do, boss, is pull some wires and get me the box next to the mayors.

00:14:33Can you swing it?

00:14:34Done.

00:14:35I'm done.

00:14:35Miss Hunter.

00:14:36Get me the Star Ticket Agency.

00:14:38Hello.

00:14:38Get me Mrs. Weldon, please.

00:14:39Get the Star Ticket Agency.

00:14:40This is Mr. Tappel.

00:14:41It's very important.

00:14:42Get me my publicity department.

00:14:43Mr. Tappel, if I get Mayor Harker's endorsement, do we get the account?

00:14:47Absolutely.

00:14:48Dandy Jim wearing a Tappel hat?

00:14:50It's perfect.

00:14:51Okay.

00:14:52You get that box, boss, and the account's in the bag.

00:14:54I'll get it if I have to buy the Star Ticket Agency.

00:14:56Hello, my publicity department.

00:14:58How do you like those bombs?

00:14:59Oh, I know he's not there.

00:15:00He's here.

00:15:01Well, I'll be Mr. Tappel.

00:15:03Well, get into your best sarong and meet me at the stadium by the box office under the L.

00:15:07No, not yet.

00:15:09I'm going to close the deal at the ballpark.

00:15:13Your Honor, let's look at the human angle.

00:15:15Look what a brown derby did for Al Smith.

00:15:18Made a lovable figure of him from coast to coast.

00:15:21Well, this straw hat will do the same for you.

00:15:22Hey, you're acting like a man.

00:15:23All I want you to do is put it on and let the newsreels photograph you.

00:15:27Hey, hey, hey, Doc.

00:15:28And just one quote.

00:15:29You don't know you're wearing one.

00:15:31Well, you're the best dressed mayor this city ever has.

00:15:34Will you take your hat and scram?

00:15:36Your five minutes are up, Mr. Weldon.

00:15:38But it's a simple human thing to love a hat.

00:15:41Everybody loves a hat.

00:15:43Everybody wants to be close.

00:15:44Look, if I just had five more minutes.

00:15:46Young man, I'm here to enjoy a ball game, not endorse an idiotic hat.

00:15:50Goodbye, sir.

00:15:52I told you there wasn't a chance.

00:15:54He didn't even have an argument either.

00:15:56Just bullheaded, that's all.

00:15:58So not to turn you into an anarchist.

00:16:00I had it all fixed up in the camera, boys, too.

00:16:02A moment of silence, please.

00:16:08What did that announcer say?

00:16:09I didn't get it.

00:16:11Well, what are we standing up for?

00:16:12Take it off, ma'am.

00:16:40Take what off?

00:16:40Your hat.

00:16:42I've got it off.

00:16:44It doesn't look right.

00:16:46Shut up, will you?

00:16:47Hey, you down there.

00:16:48Take your hat off.

00:16:49Mr. Mayor, look this way.

00:16:51They're yelling at you, Mayor.

00:16:52What for?

00:16:53Your hat.

00:16:54Take off that hat.

00:16:55You're mad.

00:16:57Take off that lid.

00:16:58Where'd this come from?

00:17:00What's the idea of wearing your hat during the ceremony?

00:17:03I didn't know I was wearing one.

00:17:04Thank you, Mayor.

00:17:05That's all my husband wanted you to say.

00:17:12Mayor booed for wearing hat during ceremony.

00:17:14The mayor says, direct quote, I didn't know I had it on, unquote.

00:17:19Now, remember, Mr. Tappel, this is just a rough layout of the way the ad will look.

00:17:22It's great.

00:17:23It's wonderful.

00:17:24I like it.

00:17:25Margaret, you have done something that is going down in the annals of advertising.

00:17:30Something that will be an inspiration to every advertising man when things look darkest.

00:17:34Oh, please, J.B., there's no occasion for oratory.

00:17:38Modest as always.

00:17:40Mrs. Weldon ran my business for me for three years, Mr. Tappel.

00:17:43Never took any credit.

00:17:44Insisted on posing as my secretary.

00:17:46Well, this afternoon, I was only carrying out my husband's carefully laid plans.

00:17:50Wasn't I, dear?

00:17:51You snatched the battle right out of the fire, and I'm sure Bill is a big enough man to admit it.

00:17:56Gentlemen, when my wife goes into action, she makes the U.S. Marines look like a still life.

00:18:02That's fine.

00:18:02And that's the way I like to hear a husband talk.

00:18:05Bill, it was your idea, your slogan.

00:18:07But you rode to the rescue, Margaret.

00:18:09That's right.

00:18:09The most thrilling thing I ever saw a woman do.

00:18:12And here, here is the check for the bonus.

00:18:16Oh, thanks, J.B.

00:18:18Oh, Bill, it's for $5,000.

00:18:21Well, that's nice of you, J.B.

00:18:22Thanks.

00:18:23I never parted with $5,000 more happily.

00:18:26Oh, Bill, we're going.

00:18:28Yes, dear, we are.

00:18:29See you in the morning, boss, and I'll fix up these layouts before we leave.

00:18:33I'd like to have the little woman in on this, Crookshank.

00:18:36Mr. Tappell, when you buy Crookshank's service, you get Mrs. Weldon thrown in automatically.

00:18:41She is our inspiration department.

00:18:43She works behind the scenes.

00:18:46Oh, Bill, come on.

00:18:48Own up.

00:18:49Who figured out that slogan?

00:18:50Well, I don't like to take any credit away from my little genius here, but it came to me in my sleep.

00:18:55I'll bet she whispered it in your ear.

00:18:58Oh, that's silly.

00:18:59Bill made it all up, everything.

00:19:01He's the best advertising man in the business, J.B., and you know it.

00:19:04I'm afraid you can't win that argument today, darling.

00:19:07Goodbye.

00:19:08Goodbye, darling.

00:19:09Thanks for the bonus, J.B.

00:19:10You earned it, Margaret.

00:19:16I'm so excited I can hardly talk.

00:19:18Let's enjoy it in silence.

00:19:19Bill, you're not angry.

00:19:21What about?

00:19:21The way it turned out?

00:19:22It turned out very well, I thought.

00:19:24Well, I mean the way they talk, that asinine egghead.

00:19:27Honestly, he just made me sick to my stomach.

00:19:29Make it two stomachs.

00:19:30And you're not sore at me, Bill?

00:19:31You're not married to an ungrateful cat, Margaret.

00:19:33I yield to no man in my admiration of you.

00:19:36Of course, you might have let me dig up another pudding-headed celebrity,

00:19:38but that would have been wasting time, two hours at least.

00:19:41No, yours was the better way, darling.

00:19:43And all I can say is that you were superb.

00:19:46You are sore.

00:19:47Only full of awe, darling.

00:19:49There's nothing like being married to a brilliant woman.

00:19:51Bill, don't save it up till we get on the boat.

00:19:53Save what up?

00:19:53The hollering.

00:19:54Our honeymoon's going to be very quiet and efficient.

00:19:57And don't worry about anything going wrong.

00:19:58If it does, you will straighten it out.

00:20:00It's like being married to the U.S. Marines.

00:20:03Bill, do you love me?

00:20:04A complex, that's what it is.

00:20:05A U.S. Marines complex.

00:20:07You keep thinking I'm not quite able to handle my own affairs?

00:20:09Well, what about that time in Springfield?

00:20:11Go on, answer that.

00:20:12You'd still be in jail if I hadn't said I was rushing to the hospital to have a baby.

00:20:15I thought it was very bright of me thinking of that pillow.

00:20:17Oh, darling, I'm sorry if I've done wrong.

00:20:19I apologize.

00:20:20I admit, I lost my head.

00:20:22I'm an idiot.

00:20:22You could put all my brains in a thimble and have enough room to cook an egg in it.

00:20:25But I, I, I love you.

00:20:30Kiss me.

00:20:30You're a genius.

00:20:42Shall I pick up the boat tickets now?

00:20:44You wait a minute.

00:20:45I'll go with you.

00:20:46All right.

00:20:49Good afternoon, Mrs. Weldon.

00:20:50Hello there, Professor.

00:20:51How are you, Emil?

00:20:52What's the good word?

00:20:53Mr. Weldon, an emergency has a reason.

00:20:55Uh-oh, sounds expensive.

00:20:57I'm on the verge of a great discovery.

00:20:59But I need more equipment.

00:21:01I must have $148.50.

00:21:04Are you serious?

00:21:06You can't afford anything like that, Professor.

00:21:08Mrs. Weldon, please believe me.

00:21:11Every penny goes into my work.

00:21:13I spend nothing on myself.

00:21:15Emil, we can't afford it.

00:21:16Pardon me, but that is like saying you cannot afford to become rich.

00:21:20Professor, you said you'd make us rich by manufacturing rubber out of ordinary banana skins.

00:21:23We bought you $75 worth of bananas, and all you proved is that banana skins are still garbage.

00:21:29Mrs. Weldon, the theory was absolutely sound from a scientific standpoint.

00:21:34Well, Bill went without his lunches for three months to make up that $75.

00:21:38Mr. Weldon, you are my pardon.

00:21:40You must listen.

00:21:42Not this time.

00:21:43No dice.

00:21:45Please, make him at least listen to me.

00:21:48Bill, go ahead, Professor.

00:21:49Thank you very much, Mrs. Weldon.

00:21:52I'm working on...

00:21:54I'm working on an embalming fluid.

00:22:01I'm afraid we don't need any today, Professor.

00:22:03Please, this is not an ordinary embalming fluid.

00:22:07This is something revolutionary in plastics.

00:22:12It's a fluid which will convert people into glass.

00:22:18And in any position.

00:22:20What?

00:22:21Everybody who dies can pick out in advance what kind of statue he wants to become.

00:22:26Mr. Weldon, stop and think what this means.

00:22:29It will go away completely with cemeteries.

00:22:33Nobody will want to be buried.

00:22:37Uh-uh.

00:22:38You will not help?

00:22:40Uh-uh.

00:22:41It's a fascinating idea, though.

00:22:45Glass mummies.

00:22:46Living statues.

00:22:48Let us model you for eternity.

00:22:52Don't die.

00:22:53Join our art colony instead.

00:22:55You provide the clay.

00:22:56We do the rest.

00:22:56Choose your attitude for always.

00:23:00The thinker.

00:23:02The discus thrower.

00:23:04September morn.

00:23:05Every man his own headstone.

00:23:07Uh-huh.

00:23:07It excites the imagination.

00:23:09Does it not?

00:23:10Without doubt, it is worth an investment of $148.50.

00:23:16You know...

00:23:17We can't handle it, Professor.

00:23:20You'll have to deal me out on your human glasswork.

00:23:22I will wait.

00:23:23Perhaps you'll change your mind.

00:23:24Let's go, Margaret.

00:23:26Goodbye, Professor.

00:23:27I'll phone you when we get back from Bermuda.

00:23:29Oh, by the way, I almost forgot.

00:23:31I brought you a little present.

00:23:33This is something which I made out of the embalming fluid.

00:23:37Thanks.

00:23:37I'll keep it till I need it.

00:23:39You don't have to wait.

00:23:39You can use it now.

00:23:40I think I'll wait, Professor.

00:23:42I haven't decided whether I want to be the discus thrower or the thinker.

00:23:45No, it's not for embalming.

00:23:46It's only a byproduct.

00:23:48You put it in your face instead of shaving.

00:23:50What does it do?

00:23:52It shaves you.

00:23:53Wait a minute.

00:23:54You mean it'll take his whiskers off?

00:23:55Yes, instantly.

00:23:57Does it hurt?

00:23:57No, it feels good.

00:23:59And it smells nice, too.

00:24:01You mean it'll shave him without a razor?

00:24:03That's right.

00:24:03How long will it take?

00:24:04A minute.

00:24:05No water?

00:24:05No rubbing?

00:24:06An instantaneous shave?

00:24:07Emil, don't fool me.

00:24:09I've got a face.

00:24:09I can test it.

00:24:10No, Bill, don't.

00:24:11Now, wait a minute.

00:24:12I'll find out about this.

00:24:13Bill, listen.

00:24:13You're an advertising man, not a guinea pig.

00:24:15Let me take it.

00:24:18I'll be through in a minute.

00:24:20Would you come in, please?

00:24:22I want to talk to you.

00:24:24If you've got any complaints, go and make them to the union.

00:24:26Would you like to earn five dollars?

00:24:29Doing what?

00:24:30Well, come on in.

00:24:30I'll tell you.

00:24:32Weldon?

00:24:33Oh, I'm glad I caught you.

00:24:34I wanted to make sure that...

00:24:35What's going on here?

00:24:36J.B., you're just in time for an experiment.

00:24:38Give me five dollars.

00:24:39You'll have to bring me up to date on this, Weldon.

00:24:40We're going to take this man's whiskers off by rubbing him with that cream.

00:24:44No razor, no lather, just the cream.

00:24:46Oh, that's impossible.

00:24:47We'll know in a minute.

00:24:48Hey, what about my five bucks?

00:24:49Here you are.

00:24:50Okay, now what's the gag?

00:24:51I just want to put some of this cream on your face.

00:24:53Nothing doing.

00:24:54Well, why don't you try it on him?

00:24:56No, please.

00:24:56I don't want my beard off.

00:24:58Listen, mister, this is a new shaving cream.

00:24:59It can't hurt you.

00:25:00Can it, Professor?

00:25:01Certainly not.

00:25:02Do you want that five bucks or not?

00:25:04Okay.

00:25:05Don't get it on my eyebrows.

00:25:06No.

00:25:08Hey, what is this?

00:25:09A beauty parlor?

00:25:10Don't we rub it in?

00:25:11No.

00:25:12Apply it gently.

00:25:13This may be the end of the Stone Age, boss.

00:25:16The Stone Age of shaving.

00:25:17Man has been scraping himself with the same general type of instrument

00:25:20since the days of the dinosaurs.

00:25:22Up to now, he's remained a barbarian in the bathroom.

00:25:25An ape with a razor.

00:25:27Don't feel it working.

00:25:29How long should we leave it on?

00:25:30It works right away.

00:25:31It's a gland extract.

00:25:33It destroys the hair glands immediately.

00:25:36Wipe it off, please.

00:25:38The miracle of the century.

00:25:49Look at that face.

00:25:51Look at that face.

00:25:52Oh, that's unbelievable.

00:25:54I want to see.

00:25:55Professor, does this stuff cost much to manufacture?

00:25:57Nothing.

00:25:58It's a byproduct of the embalming fluid.

00:26:01Weldon, have you got this invention sewed up?

00:26:02Like a drum.

00:26:03I'm an equal partner with the inventor.

00:26:05And we handle the account, of course.

00:26:06You bet, boss.

00:26:08Oh, what can I see?

00:26:08I want to see.

00:26:09Bill, you are a genius.

00:26:10Margaret, honey baby, we finally hit it.

00:26:13Yeah.

00:26:13The rain of gold.

00:26:14You plug along and plug along, and all of a sudden...

00:26:18Yeah!

00:26:20You pusher!

00:26:21You're out in front with a derby in your paw!

00:26:24Get me Winterbottom shaving products.

00:26:25I want to speak to Mr. Winterbottom personally and Russian.

00:26:28Hey, I want to buy some of that stuff.

00:26:30You hear that, Margaret?

00:26:31That's the voice of the public.

00:26:33No, Winterbottom, please.

00:26:34Hey, listen, J.B., don't talk about this on the phone.

00:26:36Of course not.

00:26:37You're right.

00:26:38We'll call on him.

00:26:39Come on.

00:26:40Margaret, you stay here.

00:26:41Take care of the professor.

00:26:42Go out here with your life.

00:26:43All right.

00:26:43Bill, what about our tickets to Bermuda?

00:26:45Forget about them.

00:26:45We're going on our own private yacht with a gold smokestack.

00:26:48Where the devil is my hat?

00:26:49You've got it on.

00:26:50Have I?

00:26:51Of course.

00:26:51These stupid tackle hats are a menace.

00:26:53You never know you're wearing one.

00:26:54Gentlemen, gentlemen, the experiments you've witnessed just now may be called the death

00:27:09of the razor.

00:27:09The end of the stone age of shaving.

00:27:12It's my unequivocal opinion that this little jar I hold in my hand is the greatest boon

00:27:17to mankind since the discovery of radium, and I'm talking from my heart.

00:27:20I don't think mere words can convey the importance of this moment, Mr. Winterbottom.

00:27:24Right.

00:27:25Exactly.

00:27:26I am, as you all know, a man of hair-trigger action.

00:27:28Mr. Weldon, have you signed those contracts?

00:27:29Yes, sir.

00:27:30Here they are.

00:27:30Fine.

00:27:31All right.

00:27:31Mr. Brady?

00:27:32Yes, sir.

00:27:32Notify our razor plant to shut down at once.

00:27:34At once, Mr. Linderbottom.

00:27:34Mr. Starrett.

00:27:35Yes, sir.

00:27:35Close down our shaving cream factory and make arrangements to dispose of all our stock on

00:27:39hand.

00:27:39Right, sir.

00:27:39Give it away if you have to.

00:27:40Yes, sir.

00:27:41Mr. Bytler.

00:27:41Yes, sir.

00:27:41I want you to arrange for a one-hour radio program, lightly beginning at once.

00:27:44Okay, chief.

00:27:45Mr. Cookshank.

00:27:45Yes, sir.

00:27:46I'm prepared to put five millions into the largest, most intensive advertising campaign

00:27:49ever launched in this nation.

00:27:51I'll have all the decks cleared for you, sir, by tomorrow morning.

00:27:53Too late.

00:27:53I'm in action, I tell you.

00:27:54I want a press conference in the ballroom tonight.

00:27:57And I want the biggest celebrities in the world present, unshaven.

00:27:59Oh, dear.

00:28:00Mr. Smith.

00:28:00Yes, sir.

00:28:01Get Governor Fox on the phone.

00:28:02Okay, sir.

00:28:02Governor Fox?

00:28:03He's starting a new election campaign tomorrow.

00:28:05He'll be glad to act as guest of honor.

00:28:07It's six o'clock, Mr. Cookshank.

00:28:08I want the ballroom filled with the most famous men and women available by 8.30.

00:28:12Ordered in is for 750 guests.

00:28:14And get me a name band and a newsreel.

00:28:16Mr. Jackson.

00:28:16Yes, sir.

00:28:17Get Mrs. Winterbottom on the telephone and tell her to be at the ballroom by eight o'clock.

00:28:20Right.

00:28:20Mr. Weldon, have you thought of a name for this product?

00:28:22Yes, sir.

00:28:23It's got to be something simple yet different.

00:28:24How about Miracle Face?

00:28:26No good.

00:28:27What's your suggestion, Mr. Weldon?

00:28:28Off again.

00:28:29Off again, cream.

00:28:31It's perfect.

00:28:32Take them off again.

00:28:33With off again.

00:28:34That's a knockout.

00:28:35Gentlemen, I tomorrow this time I want to have every man, woman and child in America off again conscious.

00:28:49Some service, eh, P.W.?

00:28:51Look, every unshaven celebrity in town is here tonight, including one of Hollywood's most famous motion picture stars.

00:28:58Unshaven.

00:28:59When are we going to try this stuff, Peter?

00:29:00I don't like to appear in public unshaven.

00:29:03Well, we're all in the same boat, Governor Fox.

00:29:05Ceremony will take place in a few moments, Governor.

00:29:08Mr. Winterbottom, don't forget my family of aquifats.

00:29:10I have them here.

00:29:11Two generations.

00:29:13All with the same tufts of hair on the left cheek.

00:29:15A sort of a mole condition, I think.

00:29:17Excellent work, Crookshank.

00:29:18Say, that's great.

00:29:19That's an angle we overlooked.

00:29:21Mole beautifier.

00:29:24Very kind of you to favor us, Mr., uh, uh...

00:29:27Parks.

00:29:27Larry Parks.

00:29:29As a matter of fact, my beard's pretty heavy.

00:29:31Shaving's quite a problem.

00:29:32I'm looking forward to your invention.

00:29:34Your troubles in that respect, sir, are over.

00:29:36Very kind of you, Commissioner, to request your policemen not to shave.

00:29:39No trouble at all, Mr. Winterbottom.

00:29:41The men are anxious to try the creek.

00:29:43I assure you they'll not be disappointed.

00:29:44Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no speeches tonight,

00:30:08but I'd like to take a moment to introduce two of our most distinguished guests.

00:30:12His Excellency, the governor of this state.

00:30:21And from Hollywood, that famous motion picture star, Mr. Larry Parks.

00:30:31Mr. Winterbottom has assembled this throng of dignitaries and celebrities for one purpose only.

00:30:38He desires to perform a miracle in the open.

00:30:42A scientific miracle.

00:30:43Under the eyes of a score of cameras.

00:30:46A miracle which will change the face of the world.

00:30:50Spotlight, please.

00:30:52All right, gentlemen.

00:30:55We will apply the cream.

00:30:57We will apply the cream.

00:31:27Towels have been provided.

00:31:37You'll find them at your places.

00:31:40The cameras are turning, ready to record the first miracle of off again.

00:31:46All right, gentlemen.

00:31:47Remove the cream.

00:31:48Peter, look.

00:32:08My ability.

00:32:09It's beautiful, darling.

00:32:11Beautiful.

00:32:12Come on, come on.

00:32:13Come on, come on.

00:32:14Come on, come on, come on.

00:32:15Come on, come on, come on.

00:32:18Why, my beard is off.

00:32:20And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the real hero of this occasion, Professor Emil Glinker, the new Edison.

00:32:27Are you asleep?

00:32:52No.

00:32:53I can't sleep either.

00:32:55Something I said, honey?

00:32:56Oh, no, darling.

00:32:58I just don't think you're right, that's all.

00:33:00About what?

00:33:01About not having a personal maid.

00:33:03But, Bill, with a cook and two housemaids, a chauffeur, a laundress, and a butler,

00:33:08we'll just be bumping into servants.

00:33:10There'll always be a crowd around.

00:33:11Well, it puts me in an awful jam.

00:33:13In what way, dear?

00:33:14Well, how can I have a valet if you don't have a personal maid?

00:33:17It'll look too selfish.

00:33:19You're even worse, like I'm a softie.

00:33:22All right, honey.

00:33:23I'll have one.

00:33:25Thanks, darling.

00:33:26You're very sweet.

00:33:27That's all right.

00:33:28Now go to sleep.

00:33:30I hope we don't change, Bill.

00:33:32Oh.

00:33:33Well, we've been so happy as poor little poor people, and now...

00:33:39How much did you say our share would be?

00:33:43Roughly 15 million a year for the rest of our lives.

00:33:48We'd better take another sleeping pill.

00:33:54Because I couldn't stand it if you changed.

00:33:57And I can't...

00:33:58I can't imagine a millionaire whinnying on the telephone like a horse.

00:34:01Well, this one will.

00:34:03Stop worrying.

00:34:04Honey, do we really need three automobiles and a special room for my furs?

00:34:09That's silly.

00:34:10All right, but you can't leave sables and minks lying around the hall like those ice skates.

00:34:15No, I suppose not.

00:34:21I'm not going to be any use to you at all.

00:34:23I can see that.

00:34:25Please, Margaret.

00:34:26You're just trying to pick a fight.

00:34:27No, I'm not.

00:34:29But you needed me when we were poor little nobodies.

00:34:34I meant something to you, and I helped, too, even if you did holler.

00:34:38But now, now we're going to be lost in a forest of butlers.

00:34:43Oh, Bill, I'm scared.

00:34:45Oh, don't talk crazy.

00:34:48Mrs. Winterbottom told me that they were happier when they had one room and a Murphy bed.

00:34:55Now they have separate bedrooms.

00:35:00Awful.

00:35:01Now go to sleep.

00:35:02I can't.

00:35:03I just love this room.

00:35:09And now we're going to have 20 bedrooms that I won't even be able to find you.

00:35:14That's no fun.

00:35:15Darling.

00:35:17We'll only have one bedroom.

00:35:19You promise?

00:35:20I promise.

00:35:21All right.

00:35:23Then I'll know you haven't changed.

00:35:29It's Hortense, Mrs. Winterbottom.

00:35:31Good morning, Mrs. Winterbottom.

00:35:36Shall I draw the curtains?

00:35:38Yes, please, Hortense.

00:35:42I think I'll have breakfast on a tray.

00:35:44Yes, Mrs. Winterbottom.

00:35:47Now where's my little Toto?

00:35:50Toto, come right here and say good morning to Mama.

00:35:55Toto, come right away.

00:35:56Toto, come right here and say good morning to Mama.

00:36:02Who hurt Mama very much, Toto.

00:36:10Oh, he's sick.

00:36:12I'll have to have him wormed again.

00:36:15If you don't mind, Hortense, I'd like my coffee and toast.

00:36:20Yes, sir.

00:36:23I mean, yes, ma'am.

00:36:32Good morning, madam.

00:36:34Did you ring?

00:36:35Yes, Harold.

00:36:36I have you the paper and the morning mail.

00:36:38Yes, madam.

00:36:40Oh, Harold, this is for Mr. Winterbottom.

00:36:42You mustn't get us mixed up.

00:36:44No, madam.

00:36:46Oh, before I forget it, I want you to have him wormed.

00:36:48Who, madam?

00:36:51Toto, of course.

00:36:53Yes, madam.

00:36:55Anything else, madam?

00:36:56Yes, tell my poor little Toto I want to see him right away.

00:37:00Yes, madam.

00:37:03Get out and stay out.

00:37:04Run over.

00:37:05Who are you?

00:37:05Never mind who I am.

00:37:07I'm going to have...

00:37:08What are you doing in my wife's bed?

00:37:12Peter, is it you?

00:37:16Yes, it's me.

00:37:17Mr. Winterbottom, excuse me.

00:37:19I thought you'd...

00:37:20Shut up and get out.

00:37:20Yes.

00:37:21Take that horrid thing off.

00:37:22It's not at all funny.

00:37:23Look who's talking.

00:37:24What has happened?

00:37:25What's happened is I've grown a beard.

00:37:27I've grown a beard overnight and so have you.

00:37:30You've gone mad.

00:37:32Don't sit there like an ostrich.

00:37:34Here, look.

00:37:37Overnight.

00:37:39Oh!

00:37:41That confounded off again cream backfired.

00:37:43It turns you into a monkey.

00:37:45Overnight.

00:37:46When I woke up this morning, I thought I was having a nightmare.

00:37:49Now, now, now, now, take it easy, Harry.

00:37:51Give me your scissors.

00:37:52No, no, no, no, you'll cut yourself.

00:37:54I've sent for a barber.

00:37:57Don't do that.

00:37:58Listen, it doesn't make any difference to me.

00:38:00I love you as I always did, Harry.

00:38:03Listen, darling.

00:38:04I've got a lot of ground to cover today and I...

00:38:07Excuse me, sir.

00:38:08There are some gentlemen downstairs to see you.

00:38:11From your office, sir.

00:38:12How do they look?

00:38:14Rather strange, sir.

00:38:18I'll be right down.

00:38:21Now, don't have hysterics.

00:38:24Keep a stiff upper lip.

00:38:25Good morning, gentlemen.

00:38:43Good morning.

00:38:44Good morning, Chief.

00:38:45A little early for you, gentlemen, isn't it?

00:38:48Have you all had breakfast?

00:38:51Personally, I'm not hungry.

00:38:54I'm afraid, P.W., we're in a little hot water today.

00:38:57Where's that jackass crookshank?

00:38:58He's on his way over, Chief.

00:39:01We've got to act.

00:39:02And act quickly, gentlemen.

00:39:03I want the press contacted at once.

00:39:04Tell them, frankly, we want no publicity.

00:39:06We've withdrawn the product.

00:39:08I've already had them on the phone, P.W.,

00:39:10and I'm afraid they won't cooperate.

00:39:12They're giving us a double-page spread with photographs.

00:39:14What?

00:39:15And they're calling it Grandpa Cream.

00:39:17That's got to be stopped.

00:39:18Get our legal department on the phone.

00:39:20I may need this, sir.

00:39:20Good morning, gentlemen.

00:39:22What seems to be the trouble?

00:39:23I got an S.O.S.

00:39:25Oh, P.W., I know you.

00:39:28Oh, a little early for a masquerade, isn't it?

00:39:31Never mind the bluffing, crookshank.

00:39:33Where's your beard?

00:39:34My beard?

00:39:34I didn't bring one.

00:39:35I didn't know you were having a party.

00:39:36Had I known, I could have had one to hear.

00:39:38Shut up, you baby-faced swindler, and listen to me.

00:39:41I've spent 30 years building up the name of Winterbottom,

00:39:43and you've torn it down in a single night.

00:39:45How?

00:39:46How?

00:39:47Look.

00:39:48Ah!

00:39:49Get Weldon.

00:39:49Get the professor.

00:39:50I'm going to put you in jail, all of you.

00:39:52I'm going to run you out of the advertising business.

00:39:54Winterbottom, where are you?

00:39:57Winterbottom, I'm going to give you exactly five minutes to explain this.

00:40:00Five minutes.

00:40:01But, Governor, we're having a board of directors meeting.

00:40:03Five minutes, I said.

00:40:04Good heavens, man.

00:40:05We're all in the same boat.

00:40:06Look at me.

00:40:07I cut these off at 5 o'clock this morning, and they've grown back since 5 a.m., and they're

00:40:12still growing.

00:40:13PWI am governor of the state, and I want action on these whiskers.

00:40:17Mr. Larry Parks.

00:40:19Listen, you double-crossing crook.

00:40:21Get this stuff off of my face within 24 hours, or I'll take that cream of yours and give you

00:40:25a bath in it.

00:40:26Please, Mr. Parks.

00:40:27Our medical department expects to find an antidote at any moment.

00:40:29That's better.

00:40:30Some kids saw me on the way over here, and you know what they're calling me already?

00:40:33The broom.

00:40:34Peter, the house is overrun with monsters.

00:40:36Oh, which one of you's Peter?

00:40:40What is this, sir?

00:40:42What's going on here?

00:40:43What is this, an invasion?

00:40:44Send for the police.

00:40:45Yes, the police.

00:40:47Listen, Winterbottom, you feed.

00:40:49Now there's no occasion to lose our heads like children.

00:40:52No harm's been done.

00:40:53Harm's been done?

00:40:53Look what you've done to the police force.

00:40:56You irresponsible scoundrel.

00:40:57Well, I don't think that's so bad.

00:41:03Gentlemen, gentlemen, I'm going to do everything in my power to remedy this most unfortunate

00:41:09situation, and to avenge it.

00:41:12I promise you this man Crookshank will be in jail by tonight.

00:41:15Tonight, you rascal.

00:41:16Yes, and that accomplice of yours, too, that fellow Weldon.

00:41:27Well, Weldon Stables, Busher speaking.

00:41:33There's no time for jokes, Weldon.

00:41:35That's not funny.

00:41:36Wait a minute.

00:41:37Don't get sore.

00:41:39You ought to be able to tell I'm not a horse.

00:41:42Yeah, this is Bill Weldon.

00:41:44Who are you?

00:41:45Oh, hello, Mr. Winterbottom.

00:41:50Well, what have you got to be sore about it?

00:41:52It was a terrific success.

00:41:54You'd better get over here right away.

00:41:56Listen, I'm full of sleeping pills.

00:41:58I don't get you.

00:42:00Okay, I'll be right over it.

00:42:02But that's a fine way for a fellow to talk after I made you my partner.

00:42:06I could have got myself another partner.

00:42:09Hello?

00:42:11Hello?

00:42:12Hello.

00:42:15What's the matter, darling?

00:42:17I can't figure it out.

00:42:18He must have gone crazy.

00:42:20Who?

00:42:21Winterbottom.

00:42:22Why, what do you say?

00:42:23Something about arresting somebody.

00:42:26Who?

00:42:27Sounded like me.

00:42:28Now, I better work these sleeping pills out of my system.

00:42:32I think something fishy's going on.

00:42:35Uh-huh.

00:42:36Crookshank.

00:42:37I don't trust that egghead.

00:42:40He said something about the professor, too.

00:42:44The idea of talking that way about a genius.

00:42:51Bill, he isn't a genius.

00:42:54What the devil I got on me?

00:42:56Hey, who did this?

00:42:59Now, that's kind of childish, don't you think, dear?

00:43:02It won't come off.

00:43:08Ow!

00:43:09Hey, what did you use, glue?

00:43:11Bill, I didn't put it on you.

00:43:13Well, who did then?

00:43:16Blinker.

00:43:17Blinker?

00:43:20The cream.

00:43:22I gotta see, Blinker.

00:43:23I gotta think.

00:43:24Yeah, we both gotta think.

00:43:26How long will it take, doctor?

00:43:33A few hours, no more.

00:43:35At present, your pituitary glands are busy growing hair.

00:43:37They were overstimulated by the salve.

00:43:40I'm injecting thyrochloridide.

00:43:41It'll quiet the pituitary glands.

00:43:43It won't grow anything else?

00:43:45No, not that I can foresee.

00:43:47It may make you a little dizzy, a little sick at your stomach.

00:43:50But by this afternoon, you'll be able to shave and stay shaved.

00:43:54Well, Governor, you're next.

00:43:56You'll be rid of that crop in time for dinner.

00:43:57I'm giving you a little five o'clock to clear this matter up, P.W.

00:44:00That's all.

00:44:01The legal department desires your signature, P.W.

00:44:04What are these?

00:44:04Releases.

00:44:05One hundred and thirty of them.

00:44:06Five hundred dollars each for both and all medical expenses.

00:44:09It'll total a hundred thousand in all, but I think we're getting off cheap, P.W., everything considered.

00:44:13This whole thing's very depressing.

00:44:15That's two hundred thousand, Crookshank, that's coming out of that hide of yours.

00:44:18Oh, now...

00:44:19Shut up!

00:44:19Unless you have a confession to make.

00:44:21Any news of Weldon?

00:44:22Not yet, sir, but the police are hot on his trail.

00:44:24Governor, Weldon's the real culprit.

00:44:26This man Crookshank's just a tool in his hand.

00:44:28Weldon's our man, and when we find him,

00:44:30I'm going to use every resource of the Winterbottom Enterprises to have him jailed for life.

00:44:34Excuse me.

00:44:35There's a Mrs. Weldon who insists on seeing you, Mr. Winterbottom.

00:44:38I don't want her.

00:44:39I want her husband.

00:44:40Let her come in, P.W.

00:44:41You may get his whereabouts out of her.

00:44:43Yes.

00:44:44Bring the woman in.

00:44:45I'll sweat her myself.

00:44:48Good morning.

00:44:49Good morning.

00:44:50I want to ask you a few questions.

00:44:52Yes.

00:44:53First, where is your husband hiding?

00:44:56Oh, he's not hiding.

00:44:57He's celebrating.

00:44:58Celebrating?

00:44:59What the devil are you babbling about?

00:45:00He's ruined my business.

00:45:01He's made an ass of me in the press.

00:45:03He's disfigured my wife.

00:45:04And now you tell me he's celebrating.

00:45:06Well, I think you'll overlook all that in a moment.

00:45:08Madam, you're presumptuous.

00:45:10Well, I wanted Bill to tell you all this himself,

00:45:12but I don't think I'd better wait any longer.

00:45:13Mr. Winterbottom, I have a new and better name for off again.

00:45:16Off again.

00:45:17Off again.

00:45:18Don't talk about that stuff, madam.

00:45:21Kindly wait outside.

00:45:23No.

00:45:24You're a very thick-headed man, Mr. Winterbottom,

00:45:26and so are all the rest of you for not seeing what a great product you've got.

00:45:30Don't you realize what it's done?

00:45:32It's grown hair, and it's grown it almost instantly.

00:45:35You just put it on the wrong place, gentlemen.

00:45:38Put it on your head, and it'll grow hair where it belongs.

00:45:42The greatest hair restorer known to man.

00:45:44There's millions in it.

00:45:45And all you have to do is change the name to Onagin.

00:45:48Great cut.

00:45:49Onagin.

00:45:49Yes, Onagin.

00:45:50Not off again.

00:45:51Onagin.

00:45:52Makes every man an Adonis.

00:45:53No more baldness.

00:45:54No more thinning hair.

00:45:55No more...

00:45:56Well, here.

00:45:56Bill had some left.

00:45:57I'll show you.

00:45:57Let me try some, Margaret.

00:45:58Let me try it.

00:45:59Go easy there, Krushenka.

00:46:00I want some.

00:46:02You know, I spent a fortune on hair restorer.

00:46:05It's a goldmine, P.W.

00:46:06Uh, may I?

00:46:08Well, you certainly don't need any.

00:46:10You could use a smidge, though.

00:46:11Onagin is bigger than off again.

00:46:13We can sell it for $10 a jar.

00:46:16A small jar.

00:46:17I was about to say that.

00:46:18Now you've got something, P.W.

00:46:19And we didn't see it.

00:46:20The Empire State Building right under our very noses, and we didn't see it.

00:46:24It was too big to see.

00:46:25Gentlemen, I am, as you all know, a man of hair trigger action.

00:46:29Mr. Starrett.

00:46:30Yes, sir.

00:46:30Notify the press of our change of plans.

00:46:32Right, sir.

00:46:32Mr. Miller, I want 500 bald-headed men in this office inside of one hour.

00:46:36Right, sir.

00:46:36This is going to be a blitz campaign.

00:46:38We don't need any outsiders for this experiment.

00:46:40Governor Fox and Mr. Crookshank and this gentleman will do.

00:46:43Madam, no woman in history has done a finer bit of thinking.

00:46:45I want to thank you.

00:46:46You saved the Winterbottom Enterprises.

00:46:48You brought joy into the world.

00:46:50Joy and beauty.

00:46:51Oh, she has, huh?

00:46:52Bill.

00:46:53Oh, Bill.

00:46:55Winterbottom, you're a fat-headed chicken-livered excuse for a human being.

00:46:58Bill, it's all fixed up.

00:46:59Sending a regiment of cops after me in the middle of my work.

00:47:02Bill, you don't understand.

00:47:03Everything's wonderful.

00:47:04Oh, it is, huh?

00:47:05Young man, your wife has solved our problem.

00:47:07I'm not interested in her solution, whatever it is.

00:47:10I was working on the problem with Professor Glinka when your Gestapo descended on me.

00:47:14I was able to shave and stay shaved.

00:47:17No thanks to you, we'll have off again licked inside of a week, won't we, Professor?

00:47:20I would like to make a statement.

00:47:21Later, Professor.

00:47:22There isn't any off again, it's on again.

00:47:24Bill, it grows hair.

00:47:25I know it does, but we're going to cure that.

00:47:28We don't want it cured.

00:47:29We want it to grow hair.

00:47:30That's crazy.

00:47:31Who wants to buy a beard grower?

00:47:32Not beards, Bill.

00:47:33Hair on your head.

00:47:34Who the devil wants hair?

00:47:36I do.

00:47:37And there are millions like me.

00:47:38It'll make millions of dollars.

00:47:40You're out of your mind.

00:47:41It doesn't compare with off again.

00:47:43It's such a sop for a handful of eggheads.

00:47:45Listen, Winterbottom, this thing of hers means nickels, pennies.

00:47:49Young man, we're not interested in your ideas.

00:47:51Instead of standing here bellowing like an ape,

00:47:54you ought to go down on your knees to your wife for what she's done.

00:47:56How about some lunch, gentlemen?

00:47:58We'll have it in the commissary.

00:47:59We can discuss our plans there.

00:48:01Do you care to join us, Mrs. Weldon?

00:48:02No, I'll join you later with my husband.

00:48:05Your husband, madam, had better go home and learn how to knit or crochet

00:48:08anything that'll keep him out of mischief.

00:48:11You can release these men, officers.

00:48:12I won't press charges.

00:48:14Thanks to your wife, Weldon, and nobody else.

00:48:17Come on, boys.

00:48:18You're making a big mistake, Weldon, not getting on the bandwagon.

00:48:20Things look pretty black until Margaret here rode to our rescue.

00:48:24Oh, please leave us alone, J.B.

00:48:27Don't worry, Crookshank.

00:48:28She can handle him with one arm tied behind her back.

00:48:32Mr. Weldon.

00:48:33Professor, would you step outside a moment, please?

00:48:35I'd like to speak to my husband alone.

00:48:37Go ahead, Emil.

00:48:38Wait for me outside.

00:48:39I'm worried about the new use of my byproduct, Mr. Weldon.

00:48:43I think we should tell the gentleman that it's basically an embalming fluid which I have

00:48:48dreamed of all my life.

00:48:50Its true function, once I have perfected it, is to preserve people after death by converting

00:48:57the human flesh into eternal glass.

00:48:59But in its present state, it seems the byproduct is really unpredictable.

00:49:04It may do one thing.

00:49:06It may do another.

00:49:06It's only going to do one thing, Professor, when we're through with it.

00:49:09It's going to remove hair from the human face, not grow it.

00:49:12I'll see you in a few minutes.

00:49:15This time, my dear, you're not getting away with it.

00:49:18Don't call me my dear.

00:49:19Oh, Bill.

00:49:20Listen, Miss Fix-It.

00:49:21From all I've heard, I gather it's the Marines again.

00:49:24Well, you're taking that great big wonderful brain of yours home, my dear, and keeping it

00:49:29there.

00:49:30Of all the idiotic but insky tricks you've ever pulled on me, this one's the worst.

00:49:34This one's unforgivable.

00:49:35Do you hear?

00:49:37I say it's unforgivable.

00:49:39All right.

00:49:40You made a monkey out of me in front of those dimwits.

00:49:42I can understand about that.

00:49:44You can't help it.

00:49:44It's second nature with you.

00:49:46But you've done something a little bigger this time.

00:49:48You spiked the biggest project that ever hit this country with your daffy idea.

00:49:52And they bought it.

00:49:54They're going to grab a handful of dimes instead of letting me go ahead and perfect something

00:49:57that may be worth millions.

00:49:59And you're proud of yourself, too.

00:50:01You're a very ungrateful and silly man, Bill Brown.

00:50:03Prancing in like a prima don on pulling the rug from under me.

00:50:07I put up with it ever since we were married.

00:50:09Well, I'm through putting up with it, understand?

00:50:11From now on, you're staying home washing dishes with a muzzle on.

00:50:16You're talking like a spoiled child.

00:50:18Spoiled, am I?

00:50:20A wrecking crew.

00:50:20That's what you are.

00:50:21That's what you've always been.

00:50:22They arrested you.

00:50:23You'd have been in jail by this time.

00:50:24I'd rather be in jail and with a butterfingered octopus tripping me up every move I make.

00:50:28Now you listen to me, Bill Weldon.

00:50:29You're burning up because you made a fool of yourself and went off half-cocked like some

00:50:32idiotic kindergarten wizard.

00:50:34That's all that's the matter with you.

00:50:35You're too small to take advice or help or criticism.

00:50:38You're an ego without any guts.

00:50:39And you're going to face it here and now and stop yammering like some, like some...

00:50:45So long, Wonder Woman.

00:50:46Where are you going?

00:50:47Professor Glicker and I are going back to our kindergarten.

00:50:50Bill!

00:50:51Uh-uh.

00:50:52I've had enough.

00:50:54You can wrap up this marriage and send it to the cleaners, madam.

00:50:57You can wrap up this marriage and send it to the cleaners, madam.

00:51:27Oh, I thought it was...

00:51:39Come in, J.B.

00:51:39Come in.

00:51:41Margaret, look.

00:51:45It's...

00:51:45It's real?

00:51:47J.B., you look simply unbelievable.

00:51:50Did it sprout all at once or in sections?

00:51:52It came in, Margaret, like a mist.

00:51:55Then it began to bloom.

00:51:57Here a stalk, there a stalk.

00:51:59It looked pretty spotty at first, but around four o'clock it got going.

00:52:03Feel it, Margaret.

00:52:03It's just like velvet.

00:52:05Don't be afraid.

00:52:06You can't hurt it.

00:52:06Just run your fingers right through it.

00:52:08Oh.

00:52:12That's the most amazing sensation.

00:52:15My head feels full of seltzer water.

00:52:17I owe this all to you.

00:52:19Every hair.

00:52:20Oh, no.

00:52:21This was all Bill's idea.

00:52:22Oh, I happen to know better than that.

00:52:24But, Margaret, what are we doing here?

00:52:27Why, an occasion like this, it demands soft lights and music and champagne.

00:52:31Oh, lots of champagne.

00:52:32I don't feel like going out tonight, J.B.

00:52:34Oh, don't you?

00:52:35Oh, well, we could celebrate right here.

00:52:37Where's your phone?

00:52:38But I just don't feel like celebrating.

00:52:41Give me room service, please.

00:52:44I haven't felt like this, Margaret, since I was 18.

00:52:47Your hair has gone to your head, J.B.

00:52:48Oh, Margaret.

00:52:50Run your fingers through it once again, will you, please?

00:52:52Please, please.

00:52:55Margaret, I've left word for the boys to telephone me here as soon as their hair comes in.

00:53:00I can hardly wait to hear their reaction.

00:53:04Oh, stop stewing about that marriage of yours, Margaret.

00:53:06Here, drink up.

00:53:08What is marriage, anyway?

00:53:10A toboggan with splinters.

00:53:11Right.

00:53:12And this is the stuff that removes the splinters from the injured area.

00:53:18That's the boys.

00:53:19I'll bet you they're so excited they can't see.

00:53:21You answer it.

00:53:22You answer it, Margaret.

00:53:23They'll be delighted to thank you personally.

00:53:26Oh, hello, Mr. Winterbottom.

00:53:28Yes, this is Margaret Welland.

00:53:29Hang up, Margaret.

00:53:29He'll talk forever.

00:53:30What's that?

00:53:31The governor.

00:53:32I don't have anybody talk as much as that man talks.

00:53:34Yes, sir.

00:53:34So little, you know.

00:53:35Yes, sir, right away.

00:53:36What's the address?

00:53:37I've nearly lost the account.

00:53:39We'll be there in five minutes.

00:53:41Who was that?

00:53:42Mr. Winterbottom with his trousers in flames.

00:53:45He wants us at the governor's house at once.

00:53:47What for?

00:53:48Can't he celebrate without us?

00:53:49I don't know.

00:53:50Something's wrong.

00:53:50He sounded quite hysterical.

00:53:52Winterbottom?

00:53:53Yes, the governor's calling out the militia or something.

00:53:55Oh, it's a parade.

00:53:58J.B., you're not fooling me, are you?

00:54:00This is real, isn't it?

00:54:01Ah!

00:54:02Good.

00:54:02Well, come on.

00:54:03We'll find out what's wrong.

00:54:14That's you, Crookshank?

00:54:15Yes, sir.

00:54:16The new Crookshank.

00:54:18Hurry up.

00:54:18We may be too late.

00:54:19For what?

00:54:20I don't know.

00:54:21The governor was hysterical.

00:54:22Didn't make sense.

00:54:22Frankly, I'm prepared for the worst.

00:54:25I'm Mr. Winterbottom.

00:54:26Yes, sir.

00:54:26I believe you're expected, sir.

00:54:27Yes, well then.

00:54:34Why, Crookshank.

00:54:35Yes, P.W., the new J.B.

00:54:37On again.

00:54:38I'll inform His Excellency who arrived, sir.

00:54:40Thank heaven.

00:54:41He's alive.

00:54:41By the way, sir, two of your associates have already arrived.

00:54:44Will you wait here, please?

00:54:46Who are you?

00:54:48I'm Beitler, P.W.

00:54:50I'm Starrett.

00:54:51Holy suffering Moses, I'm ruined.

00:54:53Are you in any pain, gentlemen?

00:54:55No, P.W., I just feel a little dazed.

00:54:58We didn't count on anything like this.

00:55:00It was a terrible shock, P.W.

00:55:02For a time, I thought I was going blind.

00:55:04I was better off with my toupee.

00:55:06How did it happen?

00:55:07Blinker.

00:55:07What?

00:55:08The professor.

00:55:09He warned us that the cream was unpredictable, that it might do anything.

00:55:13Didn't the governor say anything definite?

00:55:14He wasn't even coherent.

00:55:16He just raved, and then he started crying.

00:55:18Shh.

00:55:19You may come in now.

00:55:25What is it, Doctor?

00:55:26On again?

00:55:27I'm afraid so.

00:55:28Is he in any danger?

00:55:29No, not at all.

00:55:30Not even hurt.

00:55:31Just hysterical.

00:55:33I've given him an opiate to keep him quiet.

00:55:34I got here as quickly as I could, Governor.

00:55:46You're all right?

00:55:46He must have put it on wrong, Doctor.

00:55:48Properly applied, you know.

00:55:49It's simply miraculous.

00:55:51Miraculous is exactly what it is.

00:55:53Do you want them to have a look, Governor?

00:55:54Turn on the light, please, nurse.

00:55:56In 35 years of medical practice, I've never seen anything exactly like this.

00:56:04It looks like glass.

00:56:06That's just what it is.

00:56:08Well, show them, Doctor.

00:56:10Show them.

00:56:17I don't know what kind of glass it is, but it's glass.

00:56:20Oh, it can't be.

00:56:21My head is normal.

00:56:23That's what you think.

00:56:26Doctor, this is some sort of preliminary stage.

00:56:28Tell him not to get impatient.

00:56:30Oh.

00:56:31Look.

00:56:32What's that?

00:56:33It's a moth.

00:56:34Attracted by the light.

00:56:35Thinks it's a lamp.

00:56:38Oh.

00:56:42Margaret.

00:56:43Look.

00:56:43You can see your face.

00:56:45It's just like a Coney Island mirror.

00:56:47Yeah.

00:56:48Hadn't we better put him to bed?

00:56:49I think that's a good idea, really.

00:56:51I can put myself.

00:56:53Oh, be careful.

00:56:55He mustn't break it.

00:56:56It's seven years' bad luck.

00:56:58I haven't tried the thiochloromide injection yet,

00:57:00but I'm sure it'll relieve this condition

00:57:01as quickly as it'll remove the excess hair.

00:57:05William.

00:57:06Here.

00:57:07I want that fella rested.

00:57:09That fella blinker.

00:57:10Get his confederate, too.

00:57:12That other crank.

00:57:13What's his name?

00:57:14Weldon.

00:57:15Yes.

00:57:15I'll prefer charges tomorrow.

00:57:17Okay, Chief Margaret.

00:57:19Hello?

00:57:20hello

00:57:32oh hello

00:57:36what

00:57:37but I tell you

00:57:38he has a glass head

00:57:39you don't say

00:57:41a glass head

00:57:42see right through him

00:57:43huh

00:57:44that's bad

00:57:45for a politician

00:57:46nobody's laughing

00:57:48my dear

00:57:49a glass headed governor

00:57:50is a very serious matter

00:57:51of course you could always

00:57:53hang him up as a chandelier

00:57:54what

00:57:56have Glinka arrested

00:57:58Glinka and me

00:57:59well what's he sore at us for

00:58:01it was your idea

00:58:02well what difference

00:58:03does it make

00:58:04whose idea it was

00:58:05and instead of shouting

00:58:07at me like a crazy man

00:58:08you might thank me

00:58:09for warning you

00:58:09oh come come

00:58:11you're slipping baby

00:58:12I'll just tell you

00:58:13what to do

00:58:13you try to figure out

00:58:14how to catch Glinka and me

00:58:16then you'll be sitting

00:58:17pretty in a twinkling

00:58:18you might even wind up

00:58:19with a governor's head

00:58:20for a paperweight

00:58:21all right Bill Weldon

00:58:22you've shown yourself

00:58:23for what you are

00:58:24a cheap man

00:58:25with a little soul

00:58:27this is the end

00:58:28he's very angry

00:58:32and I hung up

00:58:34hey Emil

00:58:43are you in there professor

00:58:46it's me

00:58:48hey we're in trouble

00:58:51Emil

00:58:51it's pretty bad

00:58:52so

00:58:53it seems that stuff

00:58:54of yours is screwier

00:58:55than ever

00:58:55governor Fox

00:58:56put something on his

00:58:57head this morning

00:58:58and now he's sitting

00:58:58home with a glass

00:58:59hey

00:59:00look

00:59:01what's that

00:59:02it's a rose

00:59:02no that

00:59:04oh that

00:59:04it's a corpse

00:59:05oh

00:59:06just a corpse

00:59:07huh

00:59:07who is it

00:59:08number 742

00:59:09I bought him this afternoon

00:59:11from a friend

00:59:12you're quite a shopper

00:59:13does it seem extravagant

00:59:15well extravagant

00:59:16is not exactly the word

00:59:17I was searching for

00:59:18I was going to make him

00:59:19eternal

00:59:20embalm him in glass

00:59:21oh yeah

00:59:22but then

00:59:22I discovered

00:59:23I was on the track

00:59:24of my life's dream

00:59:26ok

00:59:26a fluid that will

00:59:27prolong life

00:59:28indefinitely

00:59:30ok now we haven't

00:59:31got time for that

00:59:32and something

00:59:32wonderful happened

00:59:34this rose

00:59:36was in a water

00:59:36tumbler on my desk

00:59:37it fell out

00:59:39and landed

00:59:40in a jar

00:59:40of my perpetual

00:59:41life fluid

00:59:42that's swell

00:59:42Emil

00:59:43now look

00:59:43we gotta take it

00:59:44on the lamb

00:59:44the governor

00:59:45is your order

00:59:45oh that's beautiful

00:59:47just beautiful

00:59:48now Emil

00:59:49feel it

00:59:49well that feels fine

00:59:51will you get your

00:59:52hat and coat

00:59:52holy leaping

00:59:55catfish

00:59:56it's steel

00:59:57it's embalmed

00:59:58in its present form

01:00:00it will last

01:00:01forever

01:00:03forever

01:00:04in my search

01:00:06for embalming fluid

01:00:07I've found a way

01:00:09to preserve life

01:00:10what won't it break

01:00:10it's unbreakable

01:00:12see

01:00:15holy

01:00:17Ike

01:00:17a perpetual

01:00:19flower

01:00:20why

01:00:21hey wait a minute

01:00:22I've got a name

01:00:23for it

01:00:23the

01:00:23forever

01:00:24flower

01:00:25smell it

01:00:26the perfume

01:00:27is as strong

01:00:28as before

01:00:29say Emil

01:00:29you've really

01:00:30salvaged something

01:00:31out of this

01:00:31whole mess

01:00:32after all

01:00:32I thought you'd

01:00:33be happy

01:00:34it's not as big

01:00:34as off again

01:00:35but it's a small

01:00:36fortune anyway

01:00:36and it can't

01:00:37possibly backfire

01:00:38on any human

01:00:39being

01:00:39well they can

01:00:40use these flowers

01:00:41for every kind

01:00:41of decoration

01:00:42there is

01:00:42on buildings

01:00:43moldings

01:00:44chandeliers

01:00:45automobiles

01:00:46women's hats

01:00:47listen Emil

01:00:49that's the cops

01:00:49the governor

01:00:50sent them to

01:00:50arrest us

01:00:51we gotta beat it

01:00:52arrest us

01:00:53what for

01:00:54we're turning

01:00:54his head

01:00:54into a goldfish

01:00:55bowl

01:00:55come on

01:00:56but I cannot

01:00:56leave now

01:00:57I'm about to

01:00:58make the most

01:00:58important experiment

01:00:59of my life

01:01:00if you don't

01:01:00want to spend

01:01:01the night in

01:01:01shade

01:01:01my logs

01:01:02my tests

01:01:03my experiments

01:01:05take what we

01:01:06can carry

01:01:06and lock up

01:01:07the rest

01:01:07every hand

01:01:13is raised

01:01:14against me

01:01:15since there

01:01:15was a baby

01:01:16in Prague

01:01:17and with the

01:01:18pest

01:01:18don't kill me

01:01:19I'll kill you

01:01:20myself if you

01:01:21don't snap out

01:01:22of it

01:01:22come on

01:01:23what's going

01:01:24on down there

01:01:25Emil

01:01:36this way

01:01:36come on

01:01:37run

01:01:37Emil

01:01:38run

01:01:39oh no

01:01:44let go

01:01:45what's the idea

01:01:46I got him

01:01:47Dan

01:01:56you and I

01:01:57can see if

01:01:57there's anyone

01:01:57in this shed

01:01:58who knows

01:01:59him officer

01:01:59he was trying

01:02:00to kill someone

01:02:01I heard him

01:02:02who are you

01:02:03Mrs. Jasper

01:02:04I live here

01:02:05and I heard him

01:02:05and I saw him

01:02:06not more than

01:02:06three minutes ago

01:02:07trying to kill

01:02:08that poor

01:02:09little professor

01:02:10Glinker

01:02:10madam

01:02:11will you please

01:02:12mind your own

01:02:12business

01:02:13shut up

01:02:13don't speak

01:02:14to me

01:02:15you murderer

01:02:16why I

01:02:16professor Glinker

01:02:17was standing

01:02:18right in the

01:02:18doorway

01:02:18over here

01:02:19Glinker

01:02:20that's the guy

01:02:21we're looking

01:02:21for

01:02:21what's your

01:02:22name

01:02:22Bill Weldon

01:02:23Weldon

01:02:23you're under

01:02:23arrest

01:02:24by order

01:02:24of the

01:02:24governor

01:02:25right in

01:02:25here

01:02:26officer

01:02:26he's dead

01:02:31he's dead

01:02:32he's all

01:02:32cut up

01:02:33oh

01:02:34oh

01:02:34Gus

01:02:35there's a

01:02:35stiff in

01:02:35there

01:02:36why that's

01:02:36just

01:02:37ow

01:02:37slap the

01:02:38cuffs

01:02:38down

01:02:38hey wait

01:02:38a minute

01:02:39you're making

01:02:39a mistake

01:02:40that's not

01:02:40it

01:02:40ow

01:02:41there he is

01:02:42Gus

01:02:42you know

01:02:46who that is

01:02:46madam

01:02:46I wish

01:02:47I'd never

01:02:48come here

01:02:48I'd never

01:02:49get over it

01:02:50can you

01:02:50identify the

01:02:51remains

01:02:52professor Glinker

01:02:53it was

01:02:54I'd know him

01:02:55anywhere

01:02:55he was nice

01:02:57real nice

01:02:58get her name

01:02:59and address

01:03:00I can take her

01:03:00home

01:03:01keep everybody

01:03:02out of this

01:03:02place till the

01:03:03coroner gets here

01:03:03stay on guard

01:03:04outside

01:03:05okay

01:03:05come on

01:03:06please

01:03:06get over there

01:03:07hey son

01:03:07stand back

01:03:08now

01:03:09everybody

01:03:09stand back

01:03:10phone the

01:03:21fire department

01:03:22all right

01:03:22keep those

01:03:23people back

01:03:23well it's a

01:03:24fine trick

01:03:25young fella

01:03:25but it's

01:03:26not gonna

01:03:26work

01:03:26huh

01:03:27you set

01:03:27that fire

01:03:27to conceal

01:03:28the body

01:03:28of your

01:03:29victim

01:03:29that's what

01:03:29you've done

01:03:30how could

01:03:30I

01:03:30I was

01:03:31standing

01:03:31right here

01:03:31you worked

01:03:32it with a

01:03:32slow fuse

01:03:33but you

01:03:33ain't gonna

01:03:33get away

01:03:34with it

01:03:34now

01:03:34come on

01:03:34get moving

01:03:35Abel

01:03:48for heaven's

01:03:50sake

01:03:50Abel

01:03:50you got me

01:03:50in a terrible

01:03:51jam

01:03:52they think

01:03:52I murdered

01:03:52you

01:03:53yes I know

01:03:53I was listening

01:03:54then why did

01:03:55you run away

01:03:55because you said

01:03:56the governor

01:03:57would have me

01:03:57arrested

01:03:58well what of it

01:03:59it won't be

01:03:59for long

01:04:00I have an

01:04:01aversion

01:04:01to being

01:04:03in jail

01:04:03well who

01:04:04the devil

01:04:04hasn't

01:04:05I know

01:04:06but my

01:04:07aversion

01:04:07is unusually

01:04:08pronounced

01:04:09what about

01:04:10the forever

01:04:11flower

01:04:11don't you

01:04:11want me

01:04:12to sell

01:04:12it for

01:04:12you

01:04:12how can

01:04:13I work

01:04:14up a

01:04:14publicity

01:04:14campaign

01:04:15when I'm

01:04:15in jail

01:04:15for murder

01:04:16when I'm

01:04:21in jail

01:04:22for murder

01:04:23are you

01:04:24alright

01:04:25I'm on

01:04:26the verge

01:04:27of an

01:04:27inspiration

01:04:28a true

01:04:29inspiration

01:04:30listen

01:04:31I'm on

01:04:31trial for

01:04:32murder

01:04:32a brutal

01:04:33murder

01:04:33the papers

01:04:34will play

01:04:34it up

01:04:34big

01:04:35well I

01:04:35have no

01:04:36defense

01:04:36none at

01:04:37all

01:04:37so they

01:04:38find me

01:04:38guilty

01:04:39then what

01:04:39happens

01:04:40they hang

01:04:41you

01:04:41no that's

01:04:43where you

01:04:43come in

01:04:44they hang

01:04:44me

01:04:45no no

01:04:46that's where

01:04:46you show up

01:04:47you couldn't

01:04:47come any

01:04:48sooner because

01:04:48you were

01:04:48working on

01:04:49the forever

01:04:49flower

01:04:50I see

01:04:51now all

01:04:52through the

01:04:52trial I'll be

01:04:53talking about

01:04:53forever flowers

01:04:54I'll have them

01:04:55in the papers

01:04:55every day

01:04:56then when you

01:04:56show up you

01:04:57bring the

01:04:57finished product

01:04:58with you

01:04:58they'll photograph

01:04:59it they'll

01:04:59write about it

01:05:00the case will be

01:05:01dismissed but

01:05:01the forever flower

01:05:02will be famous

01:05:03I believe you

01:05:04Mr. Weldon

01:05:05now remember

01:05:05you don't show up

01:05:06until the day

01:05:07they bring in

01:05:07the guilty verdict

01:05:08I understand

01:05:09I will wait

01:05:10and work for

01:05:11the day

01:05:12when it will be

01:05:13not only

01:05:14forever flower

01:05:15but forever

01:05:16man

01:05:17okay

01:05:20now make a big

01:05:21bunch of

01:05:21forever roses

01:05:22we'll need

01:05:22them to pass

01:05:23around as

01:05:23samples when

01:05:24you show up

01:05:24I will need

01:05:25money

01:05:26doggone it

01:05:27I'm broke

01:05:28shall I ask

01:05:28Mrs. Weldon

01:05:29for something

01:05:29no no

01:05:30I don't want

01:05:30her to know

01:05:31anything about

01:05:31this

01:05:32but where

01:05:33will I get

01:05:33money

01:05:33Emil you'll

01:05:34have to get

01:05:35a job

01:05:35say your name

01:05:36is George

01:05:36Smith

01:05:37a job

01:05:38me

01:05:39sure why

01:05:40not

01:05:40all right

01:05:40Mr. Weldon

01:05:41I'll do it

01:05:42for you

01:05:42hey Emil

01:05:43you sure

01:05:44these flowers

01:05:45won't grow hair

01:05:46I couldn't sell

01:05:46any hairy roses

01:05:47quiet you

01:05:48all right

01:05:50goodbye then

01:05:50the next time

01:05:51I see you

01:05:51we'll both

01:05:52be rich

01:05:52and famous

01:05:53Smith

01:06:04Smith

01:06:05Smith

01:06:09what

01:06:10who

01:06:10oh

01:06:12yes sir

01:06:13I'll be with

01:06:13you in a minute

01:06:14what are you

01:06:15doing down

01:06:15there

01:06:16when that

01:06:17mixture

01:06:18has thoroughly

01:06:18precipitated

01:06:19I shall have

01:06:20discovered

01:06:21the secret

01:06:22of eternal

01:06:22life

01:06:23stop that

01:06:24you're being

01:06:25paid to

01:06:25demonstrate

01:06:26chem kits

01:06:26not to putter

01:06:27around with

01:06:28your private

01:06:28nonsense

01:06:28this is the

01:06:29last warning

01:06:30I'll get

01:06:31busy

01:06:31witness

01:06:33boys and

01:06:34girls

01:06:34the marvels

01:06:36of chemistry

01:06:37that's rather

01:06:42elementary

01:06:43isn't it

01:06:43beaver

01:06:44puss

01:06:44at last

01:06:48at last

01:06:52hey show us

01:06:53how to make

01:06:53a bomb

01:06:53an atom bomb

01:06:54ladies and

01:06:56gentlemen

01:06:57you are

01:06:59privileged

01:06:59through no

01:07:00merit of your

01:07:01own

01:07:01to witness

01:07:03the greatest

01:07:03discovery

01:07:04since the

01:07:05invention

01:07:06of the

01:07:06will

01:07:07the contents

01:07:09of this

01:07:09glass

01:07:10will enable

01:07:11a man

01:07:12to live

01:07:12forever

01:07:13for

01:07:16science

01:07:17send for

01:07:25an ambulance

01:07:25sorry I

01:07:31couldn't get

01:07:32here any

01:07:32sooner

01:07:32bill

01:07:32that's

01:07:33quite

01:07:33all right

01:07:34I'm surprised

01:07:35you came

01:07:35at all

01:07:36matter of

01:07:36fact I

01:07:37thought you'd

01:07:37be on your

01:07:37way to

01:07:38Reno

01:07:38bill you're

01:07:39in trouble

01:07:39terrible

01:07:41trouble

01:07:41that always

01:07:42did attract

01:07:43you

01:07:43you never

01:07:44change do

01:07:45you

01:07:45bill let's

01:07:46not waste

01:07:46time talking

01:07:46like this

01:07:47tell me what

01:07:47happened

01:07:48no

01:07:49but I've

01:07:50got to have

01:07:50something to

01:07:51work on

01:07:51facts to

01:07:52build up

01:07:52your side

01:07:53of the

01:07:53case

01:07:53I've hired

01:07:53a lawyer

01:07:54and a private

01:07:54detective

01:07:55and all we

01:07:55know is what

01:07:56we read in the

01:07:56papers

01:07:56hasn't it

01:07:58occurred to

01:07:59you that I

01:07:59might not

01:08:00want your

01:08:00help

01:08:01oh bill

01:08:02don't torture

01:08:03me

01:08:04what is it

01:08:04really torture

01:08:05to mind

01:08:05your own

01:08:06business

01:08:06mind my

01:08:07own

01:08:07bill they're

01:08:09calling you

01:08:09a murderer

01:08:10I know

01:08:10you're not

01:08:11you couldn't

01:08:12be but

01:08:12oh bill I

01:08:14love you so

01:08:15much I

01:08:16just can't

01:08:17sit by it

01:08:18when you're

01:08:18in danger

01:08:19that's just

01:08:20it Margaret

01:08:20you've got to

01:08:22learn to sit

01:08:22by

01:08:23I never did

01:08:24any harm

01:08:24I only helped

01:08:25you

01:08:25you see

01:08:26honey there

01:08:26isn't a

01:08:27husband alive

01:08:28who can

01:08:28stand living

01:08:29with a wife

01:08:29who's right

01:08:30all the time

01:08:31not not even

01:08:32when she is

01:08:33right

01:08:33no it's bad

01:08:35enough if she's

01:08:35a backseat

01:08:36driver but

01:08:36when she

01:08:37leans over

01:08:37and grabs

01:08:38the wheel

01:08:38right out

01:08:38of your

01:08:39hands

01:08:39that's more

01:08:39than any

01:08:40man can

01:08:40take

01:08:41well what

01:08:41if the

01:08:42driver's

01:08:42about to

01:08:42hit a

01:08:43truck

01:08:43either you

01:08:44take your

01:08:44chances of

01:08:45hitting the

01:08:45truck or

01:08:45you don't

01:08:46ride with

01:08:46a guy

01:08:47all right

01:08:48bill

01:08:48I'll ride

01:08:50and from

01:08:51now on you

01:08:52can do

01:08:52all the

01:08:52driving

01:08:53I'd like to

01:08:55believe you

01:08:55Margaret but

01:08:56I don't think

01:08:56you can

01:08:57I will I

01:08:58promise

01:08:58you won't lift

01:08:59a finger to

01:09:00help me

01:09:00not a finger

01:09:03I swear it

01:09:03not a finger

01:09:04all right honey

01:09:06and if you begin

01:09:07to get worried

01:09:07just remember

01:09:08you've got a

01:09:08very smart

01:09:09husband

01:09:10I know dear

01:09:11and that this is

01:09:12a case that's got

01:09:13wheels within

01:09:14wheels

01:09:15we shall prove

01:09:17we shall prove

01:09:17that William

01:09:17Weldon

01:09:18stabbed

01:09:18Emma

01:09:19Glinker

01:09:19to death

01:09:19and then

01:09:20cremated his

01:09:21body in an

01:09:21attempt to

01:09:22conceal the

01:09:22crime

01:09:23yes I

01:09:23ordered the

01:09:24arrest of

01:09:24Weldon and

01:09:25Glinker

01:09:25because to my

01:09:26personal knowledge

01:09:27they were guilty

01:09:28of conspiring

01:09:29and nefarious

01:09:30and criminal

01:09:31practices

01:09:31I believe

01:09:32Weldon

01:09:33capable of

01:09:33anything

01:09:33I found

01:09:34William Weldon

01:09:35running from

01:09:35the scene of

01:09:36the crime

01:09:36he tried to

01:09:37escape

01:09:37I heard that

01:09:38Weldon man

01:09:39say I'll

01:09:40kill you

01:09:41and then run

01:09:42back into the

01:09:43tool shed

01:09:44later on

01:09:45the policeman

01:09:45brung me

01:09:46into the

01:09:46shed

01:09:46and there

01:09:47was poor

01:09:48professor

01:09:48Glinker

01:09:49sticking out

01:09:50of a barrel

01:09:51dead

01:09:52and all

01:09:53cut up

01:09:53it was so

01:09:55horrible

01:09:55I could

01:09:56hardly look

01:09:56your witness

01:10:03Mr. Brewster

01:10:04your honor

01:10:05I'd like to

01:10:06question this

01:10:07witness myself

01:10:08why you have

01:10:09counsel

01:10:09I plead special

01:10:11indulgence

01:10:11your honor

01:10:12bill sit down

01:10:12you're not a

01:10:13lawyer

01:10:13since it's my

01:10:14life that's at

01:10:14stake

01:10:15I don't think

01:10:15my request

01:10:16is unreasonable

01:10:16very well

01:10:18proceed

01:10:18Mrs. Jasper

01:10:24you overheard

01:10:24Professor Glinker

01:10:25and myself

01:10:26talking in the

01:10:26tool shed

01:10:27what were we

01:10:28talking about

01:10:29I told you

01:10:29that already

01:10:30you said

01:10:31you was

01:10:31going to

01:10:32kill him

01:10:32no no

01:10:33I mean

01:10:33before that

01:10:34he admitted

01:10:36it

01:10:37oh good

01:10:38heavens

01:10:39I don't

01:10:39recollect

01:10:40didn't you

01:10:40hear us

01:10:41mention

01:10:41the forever

01:10:42flower

01:10:42the what

01:10:43the forever

01:10:44flower

01:10:45no

01:10:46no

01:10:47I never

01:10:48heard that

01:10:48what's the

01:10:49purpose of

01:10:49this line

01:10:50of questioning

01:10:50Mr. Weldon

01:10:51when a miracle

01:10:51of ingenious

01:10:52invention is

01:10:53born in the

01:10:54mind of man

01:10:55your honor

01:10:55that miracle

01:10:56carries with it

01:10:56many rewards

01:10:57well

01:10:58what was that

01:10:59miracle

01:10:59you ask

01:11:00no I

01:11:01didn't

01:11:01I will

01:11:01tell you

01:11:02your honor

01:11:02it was an

01:11:03item of

01:11:04perpetual beauty

01:11:05a flower

01:11:05one of God's

01:11:06own thoughts

01:11:07as the poet

01:11:08says

01:11:08and a flower

01:11:09not for today

01:11:10not for ten

01:11:11days

01:11:11but a blossom

01:11:12that would

01:11:13breathe its

01:11:13fragrance for

01:11:14all time

01:11:15a forever

01:11:16flower

01:11:16I was a

01:11:17half owner

01:11:18in this

01:11:18unbelievably

01:11:19wonderful

01:11:19project

01:11:20the forever

01:11:21flower

01:11:21how then

01:11:22can the

01:11:22most simple

01:11:23minded

01:11:23imbecile

01:11:24suspect me

01:11:25of murdering

01:11:26my chances

01:11:26for fame

01:11:27and fortune

01:11:28Mr. Weldon

01:11:29that's all

01:11:30Mrs. Jospin

01:11:31thank you

01:11:32your honor

01:11:32this is

01:11:33extremely irregular

01:11:34that was the

01:11:35most cockeyed

01:11:35defense I ever

01:11:36heard of Weldon

01:11:37that's not

01:11:37the jury

01:11:38bill

01:11:38I don't

01:11:39understand

01:11:39what did

01:11:40all that

01:11:40mean

01:11:40don't worry

01:11:41honey

01:11:42the old

01:11:42beans

01:11:42working

01:11:43all the

01:11:43time

01:11:44well really

01:11:44darling

01:11:45your defense

01:11:45could be

01:11:46improved

01:11:46Margaret

01:11:47not one

01:11:48finger

01:11:49remember

01:11:49I'm

01:11:50sorry

01:11:51courts

01:11:54adjourned

01:11:54under ten

01:11:55o'clock

01:11:55tomorrow

01:11:55morning

01:11:56everybody

01:11:56rise

01:11:57see you

01:11:59tomorrow

01:12:00honey

01:12:00you got

01:12:01all that

01:12:02fellas

01:12:02yeah

01:12:02okay

01:12:03we got

01:12:03it

01:12:04why he's

01:12:05absolutely

01:12:06publicity

01:12:06crazy

01:12:07publicity

01:12:08tell me

01:12:09frankly

01:12:09Mr. Brewster

01:12:10does this

01:12:10case look

01:12:10as bad

01:12:11as I

01:12:11think

01:12:11worse

01:12:13that's

01:12:13what I

01:12:14thought

01:12:14is your

01:12:15husband

01:12:15usually

01:12:16like this

01:12:16Mrs. Weldon

01:12:17he's really

01:12:17a brilliant

01:12:18man

01:12:18Mr. Brewster

01:12:19but like

01:12:19so many

01:12:20brilliant

01:12:20men

01:12:20he

01:12:21he just

01:12:21runs

01:12:22off the

01:12:22track

01:12:22he gets

01:12:23hold of

01:12:23an idea

01:12:24and it

01:12:24becomes

01:12:25bigger

01:12:25than he

01:12:25is

01:12:26I know

01:12:27he's

01:12:27working on

01:12:28something

01:12:28very brilliant

01:12:29right now

01:12:29but

01:12:30you see

01:12:31when a man's

01:12:32a genius

01:12:32you can't

01:12:33trust him

01:12:34trust him

01:12:35do what

01:12:35Mr. Brewster

01:12:39yes

01:12:40no I mustn't

01:12:45mustn't

01:12:46what

01:12:46save his

01:12:47life

01:12:47you can

01:12:48save his

01:12:48life

01:12:49mm-hmm

01:12:50but he

01:12:51won't like

01:12:51it

01:12:51he'll

01:12:53hate me

01:12:53but

01:12:54why

01:12:55you're

01:12:58right

01:12:58I'm

01:12:59going to

01:12:59do it

01:12:59for his

01:13:01sake

01:13:01hats

01:13:05what's

01:13:08on the

01:13:08agenda

01:13:08Joe

01:13:09the

01:13:09fence

01:13:09witness

01:13:10is

01:13:10coming

01:13:10up

01:13:10what's

01:13:11he

01:13:11talking

01:13:12about

01:13:12we

01:13:12have

01:13:12many

01:13:12witnesses

01:13:13except

01:13:13me

01:13:14all

01:13:14rise

01:13:14all

01:13:15rise

01:13:15hear ye

01:13:16hear ye

01:13:16the court

01:13:17I've

01:13:17decided

01:13:17to put

01:13:18Mrs. Weldon

01:13:18on the

01:13:18stand

01:13:19what

01:13:19for

01:13:20what

01:13:20does

01:13:20one

01:13:21put

01:13:21witnesses

01:13:21on the

01:13:22stand

01:13:22for

01:13:22to get

01:13:22you

01:13:22acquitted

01:13:23be

01:13:23seated

01:13:24Mrs. Weldon

01:13:26take the

01:13:26stand

01:13:27hey just a

01:13:30minute

01:13:30your honor

01:13:31I don't

01:13:31want this

01:13:32witness

01:13:32that'll do

01:13:33Weldon

01:13:33I'm still

01:13:34running this

01:13:34court

01:13:34not you

01:13:35do you

01:13:36solemnly swear

01:13:36to tell the

01:13:36truth

01:13:37the old

01:13:37truth

01:13:37nothing

01:13:37but the

01:13:37truth

01:13:37help

01:13:38you

01:13:38God

01:13:38I

01:13:38do

01:13:39Mrs. Weldon

01:13:41please tell

01:13:42us what

01:13:42you know

01:13:42about the

01:13:43events leading

01:13:43up to the

01:13:44alleged crime

01:13:44don't be

01:13:47frightened

01:13:48Mrs. Weldon

01:13:49I'm not

01:13:50it's just

01:13:51that

01:13:51I've

01:13:54hoped

01:13:54and prayed

01:13:55for so

01:13:55long

01:13:56that

01:13:56that no

01:13:57one

01:13:57would ever

01:13:57know

01:13:58know

01:13:59what

01:13:59silence

01:14:00continue

01:14:02please

01:14:02your honor

01:14:04Bill

01:14:05my Bill

01:14:06is the

01:14:07sweetest

01:14:08man in

01:14:08the whole

01:14:09world

01:14:09he's a

01:14:10husband

01:14:11out of

01:14:11a story

01:14:11book

01:14:12he's

01:14:12loyal

01:14:13and

01:14:13generous

01:14:14and considerate

01:14:15it's

01:14:17just

01:14:17that

01:14:17it's

01:14:19just

01:14:20that

01:14:20he's

01:14:22not

01:14:22quite

01:14:23right

01:14:23that's

01:14:27enough

01:14:27your honor

01:14:28I don't

01:14:28want this

01:14:29witness

01:14:29restrain

01:14:30that man

01:14:31another

01:14:32interruption

01:14:32and you'll

01:14:33find yourself

01:14:33in a

01:14:33strage

01:14:34jacket

01:14:34oh don't

01:14:35say that

01:14:35your honor

01:14:36don't say

01:14:36that

01:14:37he's

01:14:37not

01:14:37that

01:14:38bad

01:14:38just

01:14:39a moment

01:14:40are you

01:14:40implying

01:14:41that your

01:14:41husband

01:14:42is not

01:14:42guilty

01:14:42by reason

01:14:43of

01:14:43insanity

01:14:43well your

01:14:45honor

01:14:45it's not

01:14:47for me

01:14:47to judge

01:14:48but

01:14:48I do

01:14:49think

01:14:49that the

01:14:50court

01:14:50and the

01:14:51jury

01:14:51should

01:14:51learn

01:14:51the

01:14:52truth

01:14:52have

01:14:53you

01:14:53any

01:14:53evidence

01:14:53to indicate

01:14:54that your

01:14:54husband

01:14:55is

01:14:55insane

01:14:55must I

01:15:00answer

01:15:00that

01:15:01yes

01:15:01well your

01:15:04honor

01:15:04a great

01:15:05deal of

01:15:05the time

01:15:06he

01:15:06he thinks

01:15:07he's a

01:15:07horse

01:15:08he whinnies

01:15:09he doesn't

01:15:10say anything

01:15:11he just

01:15:12whinnies

01:15:12I

01:15:16object

01:15:16your

01:15:16honor

01:15:16this

01:15:17line

01:15:17of

01:15:17defense

01:15:18was not

01:15:18indicated

01:15:18objection

01:15:19overruled

01:15:20is there

01:15:21anyone

01:15:22beside

01:15:22yourself

01:15:23who can

01:15:23support

01:15:23your

01:15:23testimony

01:15:24yes

01:15:25sir

01:15:25practically

01:15:26everyone

01:15:26we know

01:15:27every time

01:15:28the telephone

01:15:29rings

01:15:29I just

01:15:30shudder

01:15:30bill

01:15:31always

01:15:32answers

01:15:32it

01:15:33and

01:15:33whinnies

01:15:33you see

01:15:35he thinks

01:15:36he's

01:15:37busher

01:15:37the race

01:15:38horse

01:15:38proceed

01:15:44please

01:15:45well your

01:15:47honor

01:15:47one of

01:15:48bill's

01:15:49best

01:15:49clients

01:15:49is

01:15:49mr

01:15:50winterbottom

01:15:50that's

01:15:51mr

01:15:52winterbottom

01:15:52sitting

01:15:53over there

01:15:53and that's

01:15:54mrs

01:15:54winterbottom

01:15:55sitting

01:15:55next to

01:15:56him

01:15:56my

01:15:57bill

01:15:57got

01:15:57hold

01:15:58of

01:15:58some

01:15:58trick

01:15:58cream

01:15:59and

01:15:59they

01:16:00grew

01:16:01a

01:16:01mustache

01:16:01on

01:16:02her

01:16:02your

01:16:07husband

01:16:07tried

01:16:07to tell

01:16:08the

01:16:08court

01:16:08something

01:16:08about

01:16:09some

01:16:09flowers

01:16:09yesterday

01:16:10have

01:16:11you

01:16:11ever

01:16:11heard

01:16:11him

01:16:11talk

01:16:12like

01:16:12that

01:16:12before

01:16:12oh

01:16:13yes

01:16:14but

01:16:17never

01:16:18in the

01:16:18daytime

01:16:18it

01:16:19usually

01:16:20came

01:16:20on

01:16:20late

01:16:20at

01:16:21night

01:16:21please

01:16:22please

01:16:22calm

01:16:23yourself

01:16:23mrs

01:16:23weldon

01:16:24now

01:16:25can

01:16:25you

01:16:25remember

01:16:25anything

01:16:26else

01:16:26your

01:16:26husband

01:16:27talked

01:16:27about

01:16:27in

01:16:27that

01:16:28vein

01:16:28yes

01:16:29bananas

01:16:31tell

01:16:33the

01:16:33court

01:16:33what

01:16:34he

01:16:34did

01:16:34well

01:16:35he

01:16:36took

01:16:36some

01:16:36of

01:16:36the

01:16:36money

01:16:37we'd

01:16:37saved

01:16:37and

01:16:37bought

01:16:38bananas

01:16:39$75

01:16:40worth

01:16:41of

01:16:41bananas

01:16:42then

01:16:43he

01:16:43threw

01:16:43the

01:16:44insides

01:16:44away

01:16:44and

01:16:45he

01:16:45saved

01:16:45the

01:16:46skins

01:16:46they

01:16:48were

01:16:48just

01:16:48everywhere

01:16:49you

01:16:53may

01:16:53question

01:16:54the

01:16:54witness

01:16:54now

01:16:54mr

01:16:55weldon

01:16:55about

01:16:58those

01:16:58bananas

01:16:58didn't

01:16:59you

01:16:59egg

01:16:59me

01:16:59on

01:16:59to

01:17:00buy

01:17:00more

01:17:00bananas

01:17:00when

01:17:01I

01:17:01began

01:17:01to

01:17:01have

01:17:01some

01:17:02slight

01:17:02doubts

01:17:02about

01:17:02the

01:17:03process

01:17:03bill

01:17:04I'd

01:17:04love

01:17:04to

01:17:04say

01:17:05what

01:17:05you

01:17:05want

01:17:05me

01:17:05to

01:17:06but

01:17:06I

01:17:07can't

01:17:07I'm

01:17:08under

01:17:08oath

01:17:08okay

01:17:17so

01:17:18I'm

01:17:18a

01:17:18banana

01:17:19fancier

01:17:19and I

01:17:20think

01:17:20I'm

01:17:20a

01:17:20horse

01:17:21those

01:17:21are

01:17:21your

01:17:21statements

01:17:21under

01:17:22oath

01:17:22yes

01:17:23dear

01:17:23you

01:17:24used

01:17:24to

01:17:24think

01:17:24my

01:17:25conduct

01:17:25was

01:17:25amusing

01:17:26and

01:17:26whimsical

01:17:27now

01:17:27you

01:17:27say

01:17:27it

01:17:28was

01:17:28insane

01:17:28don't

01:17:29you

01:17:29think

01:17:29your

01:17:29new

01:17:30viewpoint

01:17:30may be

01:17:30due

01:17:31to the

01:17:31fact

01:17:31that

01:17:31I

01:17:31no

01:17:31longer

01:17:32love

01:17:32you

01:17:32I

01:17:34think

01:17:34you

01:17:34do

01:17:34love

01:17:34me

01:17:35Bill

01:17:35I

01:17:36think

01:17:36in

01:17:36your

01:17:37same

01:17:37moments

01:17:37you've

01:17:38always

01:17:38loved

01:17:38me

01:17:39all

01:17:42all

01:17:42right

01:17:43I'll

01:17:44leave

01:17:44you

01:17:44with

01:17:44that

01:17:44delusion

01:17:45but

01:17:45let's

01:17:46get

01:17:46back

01:17:46to

01:17:46the

01:17:46point

01:17:46now

01:17:47about

01:17:47that

01:17:47whinnying

01:17:48yes

01:17:49dear

01:17:49you

01:17:49know

01:17:50very

01:17:50well

01:17:50that

01:17:50was

01:17:51meant

01:17:51as

01:17:51a

01:17:51joke

01:17:51you

01:17:52used

01:17:52to

01:17:53think

01:17:53it

01:17:53was

01:17:53funny

01:17:53didn't

01:17:54you

01:17:54well

01:17:54I

01:17:54don't

01:17:55think

01:17:55anyone

01:17:55else

01:17:55ever

01:17:56thought

01:17:56it

01:17:56was

01:17:56funny

01:17:56everybody

01:17:58thought

01:17:58so

01:17:59I

01:18:00appeal

01:18:00to

01:18:00your

01:18:00honor

01:18:01wouldn't

01:18:01you

01:18:01think

01:18:01it

01:18:01was

01:18:02funny

01:18:02if

01:18:02you

01:18:02picked

01:18:02up

01:18:03the

01:18:09don't

01:18:17you

01:18:17understand

01:18:18your

01:18:18honor

01:18:19that's

01:18:19a

01:18:19joke

01:18:19bill

01:18:21you

01:18:22don't

01:18:22want

01:18:22all

01:18:22these

01:18:22nice

01:18:23people

01:18:23to

01:18:23think

01:18:23you're

01:18:24crazy

01:18:24do

01:18:24you

01:18:25no

01:18:25I

01:18:25don't

01:18:26but

01:18:26if

01:18:27you

01:18:27were

01:18:27crazy

01:18:27you

01:18:28know

01:18:28you'd

01:18:28have

01:18:28to

01:18:28be

01:18:29acquitted

01:18:29don't

01:18:29you

01:18:29look

01:18:30I

01:18:30don't

01:18:30want

01:18:30to

01:18:30be

01:18:30acquitted

01:18:31what's

01:18:31this

01:18:32I

01:18:32don't

01:18:33think

01:18:33I

01:18:33need

01:18:33say

01:18:34any

01:18:34more

01:18:34your

01:18:34honor

01:18:34now

01:18:35wait

01:18:35a

01:18:35minute

01:18:35I

01:18:36didn't

01:18:36mean

01:18:36that

01:18:36that'll

01:18:37do

01:18:37well

01:18:37in

01:18:38view

01:18:38of

01:18:39mrs

01:18:39weldon's

01:18:39revealing

01:18:40testimony

01:18:40I'd

01:18:41like

01:18:41to

01:18:41see

01:18:41the

01:18:41district

01:18:42attorney

01:18:42and

01:18:42defense

01:18:42counsel

01:18:43in

01:18:43my

01:18:43chambers

01:18:43courts

01:18:45adjourned

01:18:45until

01:18:452 o'clock

01:18:46no

01:18:46you can't

01:18:48do

01:18:48this

01:18:48I

01:18:48demand

01:18:49a

01:18:49new

01:18:49trial

01:18:50my

01:18:50wife's

01:18:51testimony

01:18:51was

01:18:51prejudiced

01:18:52and

01:18:53anyway

01:18:53she's

01:18:53not

01:18:54gonna

01:18:54be

01:18:54my

01:18:54wife

01:18:55anymore

01:18:55you've

01:18:57saved

01:18:57your

01:18:58husband's

01:18:58life

01:18:58mrs

01:18:58weldon

01:18:59you're

01:19:00a

01:19:00very

01:19:00brilliant

01:19:00woman

01:19:01oh

01:19:12it's

01:19:12you

01:19:12he said

01:19:14it was

01:19:14Brewster

01:19:14that's

01:19:15what I

01:19:15asked him

01:19:15to say

01:19:16Bill

01:19:17I had

01:19:17to

01:19:18save it

01:19:18commander

01:19:18I've got

01:19:19nothing to

01:19:19say to

01:19:20you

01:19:20hey

01:19:20open up

01:19:21here

01:19:21you brought

01:19:22your marines

01:19:23in for a

01:19:23landing

01:19:24just once

01:19:24too often

01:19:25miss

01:19:25fix it

01:19:25all right

01:19:26hate me

01:19:26I don't

01:19:26care what

01:19:27you think

01:19:27you broke

01:19:28your word

01:19:28of honor

01:19:29what does

01:19:29my word

01:19:30of honor

01:19:30matter

01:19:30when your

01:19:31life is

01:19:31at stake

01:19:31that's

01:19:32what it

01:19:33matters

01:19:33right there

01:19:34a million

01:19:35bucks worth

01:19:36of publicity

01:19:36shot in the

01:19:37pants

01:19:37what's that

01:19:38that my

01:19:39dear

01:19:39miss

01:19:39weisenheimer

01:19:40is a

01:19:40forever

01:19:40flower

01:19:41oh

01:19:42Bill

01:19:42for heaven's

01:19:43sake

01:19:43don't be

01:19:43silly

01:19:44silly

01:19:44why you

01:19:45bubble

01:19:46headed

01:19:46dunce

01:19:47Bill

01:19:48trying to

01:19:48make a

01:19:49lunatic

01:19:49out of

01:19:49me

01:19:50a

01:19:50certified

01:19:50lunatic

01:19:51Bill

01:19:51you didn't

01:19:52have a

01:19:52chance

01:19:52until I

01:19:53testified

01:19:53so now

01:19:53I can

01:19:54go and

01:19:54spend

01:19:54half my

01:19:55life

01:19:55in the

01:19:55insane

01:19:55asylum

01:19:56well

01:19:56it's better

01:19:56than being

01:19:57electrocuted

01:19:58oh

01:19:58Bill

01:19:58it won't

01:19:59be for

01:19:59long

01:19:59I'll

01:20:00wait

01:20:00for

01:20:00you

01:20:00we're

01:20:01both

01:20:01young

01:20:01I'll

01:20:02come

01:20:02and call

01:20:02on you

01:20:02I'll

01:20:03bring

01:20:03you

01:20:03soup

01:20:03shut up

01:20:04will you

01:20:04you and your

01:20:05know-it-all

01:20:06tricks

01:20:06you've ruined

01:20:07me

01:20:07now Bill

01:20:08and you think

01:20:09you're so

01:20:09noble

01:20:09that's the

01:20:10worst part

01:20:10of it

01:20:11that phony

01:20:11wifely

01:20:12nobility

01:20:13of yours

01:20:13Bill

01:20:13please

01:20:14people outside

01:20:14will hear

01:20:15you

01:20:15let them

01:20:16hear

01:20:16it's time

01:20:17somebody

01:20:17besides me

01:20:18knows what a

01:20:18brainless

01:20:19barinsky

01:20:20you are

01:20:20and all

01:20:21you have

01:20:21been

01:20:21you've got

01:20:23to prove

01:20:23you're right

01:20:24that's all

01:20:24love and marriage

01:20:25ever meant

01:20:26to you

01:20:26a chance

01:20:27to win

01:20:27arguments

01:20:28you're worse

01:20:28than a praying

01:20:29mantis

01:20:30what's that

01:20:30a bug

01:20:31that the

01:20:31devours are

01:20:32make while

01:20:32he's kissing

01:20:33her

01:20:33that's you

01:20:34stop throwing

01:20:36things you

01:20:36praying mantis

01:20:37I don't have

01:20:38to put up

01:20:39with your

01:20:39tantrums here

01:20:40I'm in

01:20:41jail

01:20:41not at

01:20:42all

01:20:42it's marble

01:20:51petrified

01:20:54Glinka

01:20:55Bill

01:20:57Bill

01:20:57Glinka's alive

01:20:58isn't he

01:20:59tell me

01:20:59is Glinka alive

01:21:00Bill

01:21:01what's going

01:21:03on in here

01:21:03E.G.

01:21:08hey

01:21:08what did you

01:21:09do to him

01:21:09lady

01:21:10nothing

01:21:10he fainted

01:21:11where's

01:21:11Schumacher's

01:21:12Toy Mark

01:21:12more than

01:21:12Jackson

01:21:13thanks

01:21:13are you

01:21:14sure he's

01:21:14all right

01:21:15yeah he's

01:21:15fine

01:21:15he does

01:21:16that all

01:21:16the time

01:21:16and so

01:21:19I suggest

01:21:19that the

01:21:20question

01:21:20of Weldon's

01:21:21sanity

01:21:21can only

01:21:21be determined

01:21:22by competent

01:21:23medical authority

01:21:24and I request

01:21:25that the court

01:21:25be recessed

01:21:26until such

01:21:27time as

01:21:27it is

01:21:27possible

01:21:28quiet

01:21:28in the

01:21:28court

01:21:29quiet

01:21:29your honor

01:21:30I found

01:21:30him

01:21:31you're in

01:21:32contempt of

01:21:32court

01:21:32be quiet

01:21:33your witness

01:21:34will be

01:21:34called

01:21:34in due

01:21:34court

01:21:35he's not

01:21:35a witness

01:21:36he's the

01:21:36corpse

01:21:36Emil

01:21:37Glinka

01:21:37silence

01:21:38in the

01:21:38courtroom

01:21:39no talking

01:21:39I object

01:21:40your honor

01:21:40this is a

01:21:42trick of

01:21:42some kind

01:21:43we'll soon

01:21:43find out

01:21:44what's your

01:21:45name

01:21:45Emil

01:21:46Glinka

01:21:47quiet

01:21:49is there

01:21:50anybody in

01:21:50this court

01:21:51who can

01:21:51identify

01:21:51this man

01:21:52yes

01:21:52that'll do

01:21:54that'll do

01:21:55but why

01:21:56didn't you

01:21:56come forward

01:21:56when the

01:21:57trial began

01:21:57where were

01:21:58you

01:21:58in the

01:21:58hospital

01:21:59unable

01:22:00to move

01:22:00an accident

01:22:01resulting

01:22:02from a

01:22:02slight

01:22:03miscalculation

01:22:04this case

01:22:06is dismissed

01:22:07everybody

01:22:10rise

01:22:11what is

01:22:11the truth

01:22:11about

01:22:11the

01:22:12so this

01:22:17is the way

01:22:17you let

01:22:17me do

01:22:17the driving

01:22:18I couldn't

01:22:19help it

01:22:19why didn't

01:22:19you tell

01:22:20me

01:22:20I wanted

01:22:20to find

01:22:21out

01:22:21something

01:22:21well I

01:22:22found out

01:22:22all right

01:22:23you're

01:22:23incurable

01:22:24no I'm

01:22:25not

01:22:25I'm cured

01:22:26Bill I

01:22:27loved you

01:22:28so much

01:22:28I just

01:22:29had to

01:22:29come running

01:22:29every time

01:22:30you got

01:22:30in trouble

01:22:30that's what

01:22:32was wrong

01:22:32with me

01:22:32I loved

01:22:33you too

01:22:34much

01:22:34well you

01:22:35cured me

01:22:35of that

01:22:36too

01:22:36hey wait a

01:22:37minute Margaret

01:22:37that's not

01:22:38fair

01:22:38what about

01:22:38this forever

01:22:39flower

01:22:39forget it

01:22:40can you

01:22:40give me

01:22:40any more

01:22:41dope

01:22:41on it

01:22:42sure

01:22:44here's one

01:22:45right here

01:22:46here it is

01:22:47the forever

01:22:48flower

01:22:48the artist's

01:22:50answer to

01:22:50the atomic

01:22:51bomb

01:22:51indestructible

01:22:53beauty

01:22:53nations will

01:22:54come and

01:22:55nations will

01:22:55go

01:22:56but this

01:22:57little bloom

01:22:57treated with

01:22:58our new

01:22:58process

01:22:59will remain

01:23:00forever

01:23:01to gladden

01:23:02the eye

01:23:03with its

01:23:03unchanging

01:23:04loveliness

01:23:05the forever

01:23:06flower

01:23:07it shouldn't

01:23:13do that

01:23:13there must

01:23:14be some

01:23:15mistake

01:23:15well

01:23:22back to

01:23:24work

01:23:25I guess

01:23:25forever

01:23:29flower

01:23:30flops

01:23:30brilliant

01:23:32wife

01:23:32saves

01:23:33ad

01:23:33man's

01:23:33life

01:23:34sensation

01:23:35in courtroom

01:23:36as wife

01:23:36produces

01:23:37murdered

01:23:37professor

01:23:38darling

01:23:40promise me

01:23:41you'll never

01:23:42again ride

01:23:42to the rescue

01:23:43if you see me

01:23:48facing a firing

01:23:49squad

01:23:49or tied to the

01:23:50tracks of an

01:23:51oncoming train

01:23:52even if I'm

01:23:52sitting in the

01:23:53electric chair

01:23:54promise me

01:23:54you'll smile

01:23:55and wait for a

01:23:56miracle

01:23:56well suppose you

01:23:57were about

01:23:58suppose nothing

01:23:58no matter what

01:23:59promise me

01:24:00well Bill

01:24:01I just couldn't

01:24:02let you

01:24:02you've got to

01:24:03let me

01:24:03oh Margaret

01:24:04promise and

01:24:05I'll love you

01:24:05forever

01:24:06all right Bill

01:24:09I promise

01:24:11are you all

01:24:19right dear

01:24:20Bill

01:24:24do you still

01:24:25love me

01:24:25I adore

01:24:27you

01:24:27I adore

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