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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran!
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57I'm not saying.
00:12:58Gimana?
00:13:00Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:01Kok perjalanan aku yakin aku salah itu?
00:13:02Semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sempat?
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Ngomong baik-ngomong baik-ngomong baik.
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:06Tak bisa disurunko.
00:13:09Tidak dong sayang.
00:13:09Sayang mohon.
00:13:10Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Sayang.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Sayang.
00:13:12Lepask.
00:13:12Bro.
00:13:13Lepask.
00:13:13Lepask.
00:13:14Sayang benci, sayang.
00:13:15Yuk!
00:13:15Sayang.
00:13:15Ayang.
00:13:16Buk.
00:13:16Sayang.
00:13:17Sayang.
00:13:18Sayang.
00:13:18Sayang.
00:13:19Sayang.
00:13:20Sayang.
00:13:20I don't care about you, Broto.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you so much with you.
00:14:05You can't do it.
00:14:07What's that?
00:14:09What's that?
00:14:10You can't do it.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for,
00:14:35I'm going to die.
00:14:38I'm going to die.
00:14:42Don't feel sick until you feel sick.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam, Ibu.
00:15:02Ayu, Ibu.
00:15:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:07I'm so sorry about it.
00:15:08I'm sorry about it.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:12Hmm...
00:15:13I'm sorry about it.
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Then I think I want to go to the house.
00:15:23Do you think I'm not a kid?
00:15:26How about that?
00:15:28I don't know if I'm like that.
00:15:31Why are you so sick?
00:15:36No, I don't care.
00:15:39I don't care.
00:15:41It's not good if I'm sick.
00:15:43I just forgot to take care of it.
00:15:46Well, if that's why don't you come back to me, I want to come back to me.
00:15:52I want to come back to you.
00:15:54Yeah, I was really happy.
00:15:56Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija, where?
00:16:03Ija, 2 months ago, I returned to the village because I was sick.
00:16:09Oh, I'm Yanni.
00:16:12I work here, Bu.
00:16:14Hmm.
00:16:16Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di department store kami.
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda akan mendapatkan 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu...
00:16:35Itu...
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Mbak Aneb.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:48Kamu?
00:16:49Kamu?
00:16:50Iya, Pak.
00:16:51Duduk aja, duduk, duduk.
00:16:52Seterahat, Bu. Capek kan pasti, Mbak Yani?
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopar Ibu?
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57I don't know what I'm saying.
00:16:59I'm not wearing a dress.
00:17:05Ibu, why are you wearing a dress?
00:17:08Where are you?
00:17:10I'm wearing a dress.
00:17:12I'm wearing a dress.
00:17:18Why are you wearing a dress?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:29Hello, Ibu.
00:17:30Ibu di mana sih, Ibu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:55Dikin-dikin sama dia.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang sama aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba.
00:18:17Iya kamu bikin aja kamu coba.
00:18:19Apa?
00:18:20Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bahayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Ma.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:42Bu.
00:18:43Coba aja kamu berani.
00:18:45Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:47Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:48Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak ya.
00:18:53Iya, bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:55Saking suka yang sampai ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:07Ah.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi tuh gak ada yang yang enakin.
00:19:15Yang virus.
00:19:17Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya, orang gitu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah, eh tetap ada berita.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Gak berapa, Bu?
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:34Cuma apa?
00:19:35Gak saya tonton TV-nya.
00:19:36Bukan ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stress.
00:19:59Hah?
00:20:00Hah?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:19Hah?
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:42Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Iya, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:47Gak ada.
00:20:49Gak apa-apa.
00:20:50Kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tuh?
00:20:53Ya, Bapaknya.
00:20:54Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:04Oke.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ini?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang gak angsa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:29Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau ngurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:12Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Udah iya, pastikan rumah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:24Banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang iya.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya, sayang.
00:22:35Ah.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:49Nah.
00:22:52Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:08Tolongnya mana?
00:23:09Belum.
00:23:10Berapa?
00:23:11Beratus.
00:23:12Beratus.
00:23:13Yuk.
00:23:14Yuk.
00:23:15Kees.
00:23:16Belanja lagi.
00:23:17Soto ayam ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:26Yuk.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:30Yuk.
00:23:31Kees.
00:23:32Belanja lagi.
00:23:34Soto ayam ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:40Yuk.
00:23:41Kurasinya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:45I can't think about it.
00:23:47When I go, I'm going to come.
00:23:49I'm going to come.
00:23:51I'm going to sleep during lockdown.
00:23:53Lockdown is not 2-3 days.
00:23:55It's a week or a month.
00:23:59I feel like this is the God of God.
00:24:01If we can't see it.
00:24:03God?
00:24:05Is it the God of God?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09I'm going to talk to God.
00:24:11If you want to talk to God.
00:24:13Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:29Sit down.
00:24:31Please, Dad.
00:24:393 days.
00:24:41I'm going to go for 3 days.
00:24:43After that, I'm going to take my mother.
00:24:45I'm going to go.
00:24:47I'm going to go.
00:24:55Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the market.
00:24:59You can't go to the house.
00:25:01There are people in the neighborhood.
00:25:03You can't go to the house.
00:25:05You can go to the house.
00:25:06You can go to the house.
00:25:07You.
00:25:08You.
00:25:09You.
00:25:11What?
00:25:13So, we're going to be in quarantine for each other.
00:25:17But how long is this?
00:25:19I don't know either.
00:25:21I hope it's not too long.
00:25:23Let's go.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27Oh, how are you doing?
00:25:29Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:34How do we go to my partner,
00:25:36if we go back here?
00:25:38It's the same thing.
00:25:40How are you doing, Pak?
00:25:42Lalu, Bu,
00:25:43nanti Mas Bambang bisa kita minta tolong,
00:25:45terus bisa merame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut saya, Bu,
00:25:53Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:10Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Yaudah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:34Ini kerjaan.
00:26:39Aduh, Mas.
00:26:40Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas.
00:26:42Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas.
00:26:49Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggat, pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Kelu... keluar?
00:27:05Maas Bambang!
00:27:28Amin!
00:27:29Tapi...
00:27:31I'm going to find a place where I'm going.
00:27:38I'm going to find a joke. I'm going to come.
00:27:41I'm going to come.
00:27:43I'm alone. I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come on now. Please.
00:27:48No, I can't. Just you alone.
00:27:52You're safe. You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone and I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:17But I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26Biar kamu tenang,
00:28:28aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Eh, just aku nggak bisa ke situ.
00:28:31Rumah aku aja di segera.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, nggak, nggak, nggak.
00:28:43Jangan bilang.
00:28:44Awww.
00:28:45Aduh, Kayak nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Uh, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:09Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:25Eh, Mas.
00:29:26Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:27Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:28Lock down.
00:29:29Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:30Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:31Aku nunggu.
00:29:32Eh, Mas.
00:29:33Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:34Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:35Lock down.
00:29:36Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:37Aku nunggu.
00:29:38Eh, tapi konek.
00:29:39Aduh, Mas.
00:29:40Tapi konek.
00:29:41Eh, Mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:43Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:46Lock down.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:49Aku nunggu.
00:29:50Eh, tapi konek.
00:29:51Aduh, Mas.
00:29:52Tapi konek.
00:29:53Sih.
00:29:54Cinta, Ani.
00:29:55Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Jai, Jai.
00:30:02Jai, Jai.
00:30:03Jai, Jai.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Mas.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:26Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Iya, Bu.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:45Tuh.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:48Ya.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasiannya, leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada ambaja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Ya.
00:31:23Ya, Bu.
00:31:24Ya.
00:31:25Dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan.
00:31:27Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:29Hah?
00:31:30Selang andalem?
00:31:31Selang andalem apa sih?
00:31:32Selang andalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:34Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:35Can I ask this question?
00:31:38Huh?
00:31:40Can I ask?
00:31:42Can I ask?
00:31:44Can I ask you to leave?
00:31:46Can I ask you to leave the name?
00:31:48I'll use the name of my car
00:31:50and they've found me
00:31:52now I'm ready
00:31:54Why?
00:31:56Why did I leave the name?
00:31:58Oh my god
00:32:00Why did I ask you to name it?
00:32:02I don't know, I don't have to wear clothes in the inside
00:32:07This is not my writing, Broto
00:32:12Come on with me
00:32:14That's who the clothes in the inside?
00:32:16You're still in the inside
00:32:18Broto
00:32:19Come on
00:32:21Come on
00:32:22Come on
00:32:23Come on
00:32:23Come on
00:32:24Come on
00:32:25Come on
00:32:26Come on
00:32:27Come on
00:32:28Come on
00:32:29Come on
00:32:30Eh, Ibu tuh kepikiran lo
00:32:34Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus? Pernah
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih
00:32:40Kan Ibu kepengen punya cucu
00:32:43Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada, pelurnya ada
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada, udah
00:32:51Udah, Broto mau mandi
00:32:53Iya
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:59Iya ibu
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita
00:33:08Hah?
00:33:10Hah?
00:33:11Ssst
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:14Hah?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:16Hah?
00:33:17Hah?
00:33:18Hehehehe
00:33:19Aduh
00:33:20Aduh
00:33:21Aduh
00:33:22Aduh
00:33:23Aduh
00:33:24Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak
00:33:25Buat ibu sepul
00:33:26Gapisa gak bisa
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi sih
00:33:29Ayo hehehe
00:33:30Ini udah gini loh
00:33:31Iya tapi
00:33:32Aduh
00:33:33Aku ngulek disana apa ngulek disini ya
00:33:34Disini ya
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:41Diam disini
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:43Kenapa gimana ini?
00:33:44Istirahat di tempat
00:33:46Tunggu aku datang
00:33:48Kalah macu aku sentil ya
00:33:50Ssst
00:33:51Pokoknya diam
00:33:52Diam
00:33:53Tuh
00:33:54Satu
00:33:55Satu
00:33:56Satu
00:33:57Satu
00:33:58Satu
00:33:59Satu
00:34:00Satu
00:34:01Satu
00:34:02Satu
00:34:03Satu
00:34:04Satu
00:34:05Satu
00:34:06Satu
00:34:07Satu
00:34:08Satu
00:34:09Satu
00:34:10Satu
00:34:12Satu
00:34:13Satu
00:34:14Satu
00:34:15Satu
00:34:16Satu
00:34:17Satu
00:34:18Satu
00:34:19Satu
00:34:20Satu
00:34:21Satu
00:34:22Satu
00:34:23Satu
00:34:24Satu
00:34:25Satu
00:34:26Satu
00:34:27Mbak Yanni
00:34:28Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:30Nah bu
00:34:31Tadi
00:34:32Yanni ngelewat sini
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni
00:34:36Serius amat bu
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat ke customer
00:34:57Eh bu
00:34:58Bu
00:34:59Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni
00:35:02Itu sinyalnya dead
00:35:04Ambiar bu
00:35:05Aduh marah
00:35:06Apa?
00:35:07Cuma
00:35:08Iya iya
00:35:12Mbak Yanni
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:18Oh gitu ya
00:35:19Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:20Ya bu
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah
00:35:32Itu berarti cuman sama kamu
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain
00:35:37Kau kaget itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu
00:35:47Yan
00:35:48Telor dede
00:35:49Telor
00:35:50Yah ibu bikin kaget aja deh
00:35:53Yanni jantungan ibu
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:56Nah
00:35:57Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini bu
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah bu
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu telornya
00:36:08Daging kambing
00:36:10Gak ada bu
00:36:11Aduh itu loh
00:36:12Buat beroto
00:36:13Biar nacas kalo em-em-em
00:36:16Em-em
00:36:17Uye uye kali bu
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh bu
00:36:23Gini aja Yan
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja
00:36:27Iya bu
00:36:28Beli daging kambing
00:36:29Sama toge yang banyak
00:36:31Kambing toge
00:36:32Ya
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu
00:36:34Keju sama yogurt
00:36:37Oke
00:36:38Soalnya
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen punya cucu
00:36:40Oh alah untuk itu
00:36:42Yanni paham bu
00:36:43Kalo itu bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen
00:36:46Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh bu
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu
00:36:56Ah
00:36:57Gak mungkin
00:36:58Udah lah
00:36:59Kamu masak aja
00:37:00Pesanan ibu
00:37:01Ya
00:37:02Siap
00:37:03Terus kalo buat ibu ya
00:37:04Ini omelette aja
00:37:05Siap
00:37:06Tapi
00:37:07Tambah susu dikit
00:37:08Siap bu
00:37:09Ya
00:37:10Makasih Yan
00:37:11Sama-sama ibu
00:37:13Oh
00:37:14Ayu makan
00:37:15Dari tadi sih
00:37:18Yan
00:37:19Belum liat
00:37:20Ibu Ayu dimana bu
00:37:22Yikal
00:37:26Yang
00:37:27Isiap
00:37:28Ibu
00:37:29вним
00:37:30Kita
00:37:31Ibu
00:37:32Amal
00:37:33Ibu
00:37:34Amal
00:37:35Sing
00:37:36Amal
00:37:37Amal
00:37:39Um
00:37:41Bu
00:37:42Amal
00:37:43El
00:37:46Ya
00:37:47An
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:38:17Aduh, bahasih ya?
00:38:20Cuk, kamu ada ganti.
00:38:28Cakeet, omelette.
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu, Bu Sepuh.
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Ya, nisiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:47Hai, Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome, Antak.
00:38:57Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07Enak, enggak pengen.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas.
00:39:16Nih, kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Saya isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti, saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih, aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini, gak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Iya ngaku nih, gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Pijet apa gitu deh, supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:08Kerokin deh, kerokin, kerokin.
00:40:09Mas, gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Iya.
00:40:40Enggara, enggak nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah, cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:49Aman deh, aman.
00:40:52Terus, mandinya.
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm, kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:41:00Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:04Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman, ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju papa banyak, tenang.
00:41:12Karena aku tenang, enak, enak, enak, enak.
00:41:14分ah.
00:41:15Pernihanya gak.
00:41:31Yang enak, amat.
00:41:34Apa!
00:41:34I love you!
00:42:04Parma
00:42:05Parma
00:42:07Parma
00:42:09Parma
00:42:15Hello, hello?
00:42:19Hi, hi, Ivo.
00:42:24Hi, Ivo.
00:42:27Hi!
00:42:30Hey, Ivo.
00:42:32Hello.
00:42:34Thank you!
00:42:36I just went to meet you!
00:42:38Come on, Ibu!
00:42:40Welcome!
00:42:44Hey, Ibu!
00:42:46Ibu brought some for you?
00:42:48We're welcome!
00:42:52Thank you, Ibu!
00:42:54This, Teh Kinseng,
00:42:56this is the room for you.
00:43:00It's for you.
00:43:02If this is a yogurt, it can be a sin.
00:43:07If the roti is good for you.
00:43:13Thank you, Bu.
00:43:15The position of your love is...
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:22This is serious, though.
00:43:25No, no.
00:43:28This is important.
00:43:33This is not porn.
00:43:36This is not porn.
00:43:38You must be in the bottom.
00:43:42The bottom is the top.
00:43:45That's it.
00:43:47Let me tell you this.
00:43:50Eh, Bu, don't!
00:43:52Let me tell you.
00:43:54Aduh!
00:43:55I understand.
00:43:58Hmm.
00:44:00Hmm.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Hmm.
00:44:06Supaya,
00:44:07semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm.
00:44:17Bisa gak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm, hmm.
00:44:28Hmm, hmm.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm, hmm.
00:44:32Hmm.
00:44:33Hmm.
00:44:34Hmm.
00:44:35Hmm, hmm.
00:44:36Hmm.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh...
00:44:39Jangan diam aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Yeah, so like this, the hands of your hands, it stimulates your dad to stay fast, like that.
00:45:00And then, you talk to me.
00:45:04You talk to me.
00:45:08Like this?
00:45:09Yes, dad.
00:45:11Hello.
00:45:12I'm running.
00:45:13Yes, yes.
00:45:14Yes, yes.
00:45:15Yes, yes.
00:45:16After that, you pray.
00:45:18Nanti deh, Ibu WA-in kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Ibu tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:24Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya, ya.
00:45:27Ya, ya.
00:45:28Ya, ya.
00:45:31Ya, udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Diperantekin dulu sekarang, masa Ibu nonton di sini?
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya, makanya Ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Ya, sana.
00:45:44Ya, saya.
00:45:45Ya udah.
00:45:46Ya, wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya Ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian, ya?
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Ya.
00:45:52Allah.
00:45:53Ni rasmani mm.
00:45:54Oh no.
00:46:00Oh no.
00:46:01Ah no.
00:46:02Oh no.
00:46:07Oh no.
00:46:08Oh no.
00:46:40Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba telepon.
00:46:48Gue tau nih.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:51Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:55Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:57Utang budi?
00:46:58Kapan?
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:02Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue.
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebagian juga.
00:47:06Gimana sih lo?
00:47:07Ya tetap aja. Gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:22Ayuh bingdi lo.
00:47:24Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh gak kebalik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oke.
00:47:34Oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:40Lidak seekor.
00:47:41Oke.
00:47:42Ow!
00:47:43Terima kasih.
00:47:44Kan sixin?
00:47:45I don't think I'm going to die.
00:48:15What are you doing?
00:48:19I'm going to do it.
00:48:21I'm going to do it.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35What are you doing?
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:39That's it.
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:47Interactive.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Do you have a phone call?
00:48:56Yes, yes.
00:48:58Yes.
00:49:00What's the phone call?
00:49:02I'm going to call you.
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:05Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:07Let's call you Anton.
00:49:11Yes?
00:49:13Why are you tengl?
00:49:15Yeah, not sure.
00:49:17I'm going to call you Anton Amen.
00:49:19You're lying.
00:49:21The inner heart Network.
00:49:23At the bottom line.
00:49:25It's not onlyPHONE!
00:49:27You're getting injured.
00:49:29I'm not well.
00:49:31Why are you right back to me?
00:49:33Is it true?
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37Oh, there's one number that's going to be in contact with you.
00:49:41Then?
00:49:42Then, calm down, calm down.
00:49:44Then?
00:49:45That's the number that's...
00:49:47That's the number you know.
00:49:51You hear?
00:49:57You mean what?
00:49:59Why is the number you know?
00:50:01Yeah, you ask me one number that's often called me to the number you know.
00:50:05Yeah, the number you know.
00:50:07I'm the king if you know me, tell me!
00:50:09I'm the king!
00:50:10I'm the king, if I know you know.
00:50:11You're the king!
00:50:18You're the same.
00:50:20I don't have to take the same care with you.
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00:52:45Hacker gue bilang
00:52:46Ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone video
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomor
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang
00:52:54Dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin
00:52:58Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Oke, thank you
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00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku, aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa, aku jadain sama kamu, aku jadain sama kamu, aku jadain sama kamu, aku jadain sama ibu, terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini, baiklah, kamu ngomong apa sih, ini make sense semuanya tau gak, eh, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naro kan, celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Dalam dalem perempuan gue, pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue, pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue, bilangnya apa, nemu celana dalem di mobil aku, padahal nih, dia yang naro sendiri, drama lo, drama, jadi maksud kamu hanya, perempuan yang kamu piara 2 tahun itu, aku ngarang-ngarang gitu, hah, ayo, mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya, berani gak?
00:55:59Broto, ibu sudah tau semua, tentang A nya, kelakuan kamu, udah lama ibu tau, ibu tuh diam aja, karena ibu pikir, ini sebentar juga akan lewat, ternyata kamu tuh melonjak,
00:56:29Kamu tau dari mana?
00:56:39Kamu lupanya, nama besar kakek kamu, Hadi Sutejo, yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar, pasti banyak kok, orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong,
00:56:51Kamu istri baik, cantik, pinter lagi, masih juga kamu selingkuh, goblok!
00:57:01Pak goblok! Pak goblok gak? Kamu denger gak ibu kamu? Ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh goblok! Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:11Pak goblok!
00:57:15Ayu, ibu tau tentang kamu sama Dimas?
00:57:24Ibu tau?
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas, ibu tau? Gila kan bener kan? Dia ngasih keluar dari Dimas sih?
00:57:31Ya, kamu minta pun rumah ibu!
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini, untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah ibu, gak usah dipanggil Dimas, ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini, ayo pergi ibu.
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:58Udah lah, gak usah! Gak usah panggil Dimas!
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:11Gak ada cerai-cereaan, sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh, kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:22Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau!
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh beratakan!
00:58:46Nyopotnya tuh susah banget, jadi kayak geser.
00:58:49Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:50Terus aku nanti kayak geser.
00:58:53Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:54Gak ngerti itu beratakan.
00:58:55Gak ngerti itu kan?
00:58:57Gak ngerti itu membayangnya, tentara beratakan.
00:59:00Ibu punya banyak yang tujuh selalu.
00:59:02Gak ngerti itu menurutur.
00:59:03Gak ngerti itu.
00:59:04Gak ngerti itu dan perusahaan untuk instructional school.
00:59:08Gak ngerti itu pada yang mulai.
00:59:09Ebedi itu pandemi itu.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribet-ribet kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, makanya aku stres.
01:00:30Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa sih?
01:00:47Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:47Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Alusannya.
01:01:36Alusannya.
01:01:37I'm sorry, I'm going to wait for you.
01:01:54I'm sorry.
01:01:56I'm sorry.
01:02:01Oh, I'm a lot of work
01:02:03Oh, I'm good
01:02:08I'm still working
01:02:15I'm still sleeping
01:02:21I can't go home
01:02:23I can't go home
01:02:27Jakarta is still in quarantine, how are you going to report?
01:02:35I'm healthy, I'm healthy.
01:02:39No, I'm not going to go with my mom.
01:02:43Yeah, yeah.
01:02:45Yan?
01:02:47I'm going to work again.
01:02:54Why are you still sleeping?
01:02:57No body, yeah?
01:03:05Ya udah, istirahat aja.
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:14Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem, udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:36Maka kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya wis, itu aja.
01:03:48Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Ya ya.
01:03:55Ya...
01:03:59Ya ayu.
01:04:01Ya ayu.
01:04:03Ya ayu.
01:04:05Ya ayu.
01:04:07Ya ayu.
01:04:08Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat
01:05:02Mas
01:05:04Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:06Pukul-pukulan gak
01:05:08Belom
01:05:10Eh
01:05:12Tadi
01:05:14Umbun 2 masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:22Katanya
01:05:24Kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:28Mas
01:05:30Gimana dong
01:05:32Duh
01:05:34Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:36Aku nganggur mas
01:05:38Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:40Bapak
01:05:42Apa itu Yan
01:05:44Ini loh Mas
01:05:46Tabungan aku
01:05:48Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:50Eyalah
01:05:52Duh
01:05:54Duh
01:05:56Duh
01:05:57Duh
01:05:58Ini
01:05:59Iya
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:02Brota
01:06:06Brota
01:06:08Kamu duluan
01:06:10Dia aja duluan
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lu
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:16Setelah
01:06:17Setelah
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:34Brota emang kayak gitu
01:06:36Banyak omong di awal
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:47Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:13Hei
01:07:15Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:23Bodoh aneh
01:07:24Yang jelas aneh gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:26Ketahin dong
01:07:27Kesampah
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh
01:07:37Lu diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lu pikirnya gak lu tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:41Lu lebih sudi dari gua
01:07:42Iya
01:07:43Mas lu
01:07:44Eh anjingnya mau gak lu
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:50Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:07Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Routine ngobrol
01:08:22Teleponan
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:31Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas-mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Hah
01:08:37Hah
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:05Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:10Ya
01:09:11Ya
01:09:13Ya enggak lah
01:09:14Enggak
01:09:15Enggak
01:09:16Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:23Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:26Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Enggak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu
01:09:44Bu
01:09:45Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:46Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:47Mas
01:09:48Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:49Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yani
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap bu
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan
01:10:35Pernah hyanati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:40Yani
01:10:43Masih meragukan
01:10:44Cintaku saja
01:10:47Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:56Seperti kata
01:10:58Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti dong
01:11:07Hah
01:11:08Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Ya ya ya ya ya
01:11:11Mas Bambang
01:11:12Hop
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:28Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan ibu
01:11:46Hei bu
01:11:48Ya udah
01:11:49Yani kebelakangan lagi ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:55Ya bu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi
01:12:35Sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu
01:12:53Mbak Ayu nge-chat
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mbak
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:11Aduh capek
01:13:13Tuduh murus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:26Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih bu?
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Bu
01:13:39Anak prokon ibu ya
01:13:40Ibu sayang
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ibu
01:13:55Ibu
01:13:56Ibu
01:14:21Hai
01:14:22Ki
01:14:24Aku masih dimu
01:14:24Sementara
01:14:26Kupuk baru dia
01:14:27Kupukan
01:14:29Kupukan
01:14:31Pimpinong
01:14:32K空
01:14:34Kmpchaft
01:14:35Kepala
01:14:36Kampur
01:14:37Kepala
01:14:37Kepala
01:14:38Kepala
01:14:39Kepala
01:14:40Kepala
01:14:41Kepala
01:14:45Yeah
01:14:47Sementara
01:14:49Actually
01:14:50Kepala
01:14:50Kepala
01:14:51Kepala
01:14:51Kepala
01:14:52Hi, Zayang.
01:15:22Hi, Zayang.
01:15:37Kamu yang sabar ya, Zayang.
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:52Nggak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:12Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalo Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:26Ya.
01:16:28Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:32Kamu...
01:16:34Kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya.
01:16:38Aku gak butuh nih semua.
01:16:40Mas Broto?
01:16:41Hah?
01:16:42Ibu...
01:16:43Itu...
01:16:44Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:46Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:16:59I'm going to go to this house.
01:17:03I'm sorry.
01:17:06I'm positive.
01:17:09I'm positive.
01:17:11I'm positive.
01:17:29You write me a book?
01:17:43But you are really full of series.
01:17:49I've never played au Shockers
01:17:52and now I'm so proud of you.
01:17:56I'm going to take care of you.
01:18:00I'm going to take care of you.
01:18:04I believe that everything happened with a goal.
01:18:34You and me are not true, you and me are one, you and me are one, you and me are one, I love you Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:34Mas Bama, masa sedih?
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:54Mas?
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:56Mas?
01:19:57Mas?
01:19:58Mas?
01:19:59Mas?
01:20:00Mas?
01:20:01Mas?
01:20:02Mas?
01:20:03Mas?
01:20:04Mas?
01:20:05Mas?
01:20:06Mas?
01:20:07Mas?
01:20:08Mas?
01:20:09Mas?
01:20:10Mas?
01:20:11Mas?
01:20:12Mas?
01:20:13Mas?
01:20:14Mas?
01:20:15Mas?
01:20:16Mas?
01:20:17Mas?
01:20:18Mas?
01:20:19Mas?
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