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I'm Done Being A Yes - Man Hot
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00:00:00And so, I'm begging you, you are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:00:06If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:00:09I can do anything for you.
00:00:10I don't have the money.
00:00:11You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:00:13I'm going to spend your family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail.
00:00:17No, no.
00:00:18Well, bye.
00:00:19No, no, no, Stella, come on, please.
00:00:21Why?
00:00:22Why, Stella?
00:00:24Stella, send her regards.
00:00:27I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:00:30If I could go back in time, I would make Stella pay.
00:00:34Did this thing take me back in time?
00:00:36Really?
00:00:37I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:00:38You're always by my side and I'll never ignore you again.
00:00:42Now, I can get revenge.
00:00:44From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family owns.
00:00:48Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:00:51I want her to suffer like she made me suffer.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:02Oh, my God.
00:01:03Whew.
00:01:04Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:01:07You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.
00:01:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:01:12He's really killing my vibe.
00:01:13If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:01:15If I flake, then we get to ride in left with luxury.
00:01:18Savage.
00:01:19God, I love you.
00:01:20No, no, Stella, please.
00:01:21Relax, Enzo.
00:01:26I'm just having a little fun.
00:01:28I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:01:33No, I do.
00:01:34I do.
00:01:35Seriously, it was just...
00:01:36You know, we need to...
00:01:43What did I do?
00:01:44What was that?
00:01:45Did I just kill someone?
00:01:48Oh, wake up.
00:01:49No, no, no, no.
00:01:50You didn't do this.
00:01:52This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:01:54So, actually, it's on him.
00:01:58No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:02:00Yeah?
00:02:01But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:02:03So this is your fault!
00:02:04No.
00:02:05Enzo, Enzo, please.
00:02:07You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:02:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:02:13Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:02:16A low-class, nobody.
00:02:18They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
00:02:21Yeah, dude.
00:02:22What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:02:25Enzo, I'm begging you.
00:02:26I know how you feel about me.
00:02:27I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together.
00:02:31How does that sound?
00:02:32Okay, I'll do it.
00:02:33Wait for me.
00:02:34I'll be back.
00:02:35Okay.
00:02:36We have to go.
00:02:37Okay.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39We have to go.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Okay.
00:02:42We have to go.
00:02:43Wait!
00:02:44Wait!
00:02:45Wait!
00:02:46Put your hands in the air!
00:02:47Oh, Stella!
00:02:48Oh my gosh!
00:02:49Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:50Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
00:02:51I'd love to, but I don't have the money right now.
00:02:52Oh, you know, that's okay.
00:02:54You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:55All right?
00:02:56Here it's in the safe.
00:02:57Find a painting in the closet.
00:02:58The code is 08198.
00:02:59Is that all right?
00:03:00You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:03:01Oh my gosh!
00:03:02Oh, my gosh.
00:03:03Please!
00:03:04Put your hands in the air!
00:03:05Oh, Stella!
00:03:06Oh, my gosh!
00:03:07Oh, my gosh!
00:03:08Oh, my gosh!
00:03:09Oh!
00:03:10Oh, my gosh!
00:03:11Oh, my gosh!
00:03:12Oh, my gosh!
00:03:13Oh, my gosh!
00:03:14Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:03:17Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
00:03:18I'd love to, but I don't have the money right now.
00:03:21zero eight one four and he's on a business trip so he shouldn't notice perfect don't tell anyone
00:03:28about it all right the account is linked to my father's trust which has
00:03:31billions of dollars so it's basically a blank checkbook you don't say
00:03:40tony the code is zero eight one four write yourself a check for however much you want
00:03:44this moron basically said it's a bottomless well what are you talking about still what are you
00:03:50doing right now don't look at me like that you offered to help because i'd do anything for you
00:03:55i gave your father a job i let you both move in with me i paid you i fed you
00:04:01still i'm in love with you
00:04:06how sweet but i'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself your family might
00:04:13be rich but your social suicide so if you'll excuse me i'm going to spend your family's fortune with a
00:04:19man of my dreams while you rot in jail goodbye no please please why why why why stella
00:04:30enzo quinn heir to the quinn fortune has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter facing a 10-year
00:04:37sentence quinn will be held in a juvenile enzo give me a second please please give me a second please
00:04:43i didn't do it i didn't do it okay you have to blame that i know of course you didn't this isn't
00:04:51you just give me some time my dad's lawyer i'll figure out a way to get you out
00:04:56i i knew i never even give you the time of day i was a jerk to you why would you help me
00:05:00me well when you love someone you don't need a reason here just take this okay
00:05:12that's enough let's go i'll prove you're innocent enzo i'll leave no stone unturned
00:05:17i should have noticed you hi i should have been there for you let's go
00:05:26that little tramp
00:05:32what a fucking simp what should we buy first new getaway car no we need to be smart about this
00:05:38that troll lily's already sniffing around dead set on freeing her little romeo
00:05:43shit and enzo already knows it's us as soon as he tips her off then we'll just have to make him
00:05:51disappear how do we do that babe we have all the money in the world we'll just pay someone to do it
00:06:02no no no no no please don't leave me no no no no no stella sends her regards
00:06:13i'm so sorry lily if i could go back in time i would cherish every moment with you and i would make
00:06:35make stella pay
00:06:49love
00:07:02so are you all right
00:07:07billy
00:07:11hi oh oh thank god it's
00:07:14Oh, that must be a dream.
00:07:19Are you feeling okay?
00:07:20You just fainted while we were studying.
00:07:22Studying?
00:07:31Five, seven, one.
00:07:34Enzo, what's wrong?
00:07:37Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:07:40It's the 30th of August.
00:07:42The season just started.
00:07:43Is everything okay?
00:07:49Holy shit!
00:07:51Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:55Holy shit!
00:07:56Did this thing take me back in time?
00:08:03There's no blood and no scar.
00:08:05I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:08:08What the hell, Tony?
00:08:09You could have broken his nose.
00:08:11Oh, chill out.
00:08:12Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:08:14Besides, broken nose would only improve his face.
00:08:17I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
00:08:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:08:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:08:23Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:08:31No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:08:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:08:38Stella, send her regards.
00:08:40I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:08:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.
00:08:52But now, if I can get revenge.
00:08:58Stella, is your little lap dog going to obey?
00:09:00What?
00:09:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:09:03He does whatever I say.
00:09:05Watch.
00:09:06Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:09:09Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:09:11It's so hot out here and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:09:16Sure.
00:09:18Stella, anything for you.
00:09:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:09:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:09:25I know, he's so cringe.
00:09:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:09:29I give his life purpose.
00:09:31I consider him a charity case.
00:09:33Shh.
00:09:33He's coming back.
00:09:34He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:09:36Careful, he may start oomping your leg.
00:09:39What took you so long.
00:09:41No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:09:46Give it to me.
00:09:53Here.
00:09:55Must be thirsty.
00:09:59Here.
00:10:01Must be thirsty.
00:10:02Thanks, Enzo.
00:10:03Whoa.
00:10:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:10:06Stella, you going to let him play you like that?
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10That was for me.
00:10:11No.
00:10:11I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:10:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:10:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:20Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when
00:10:24you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:10:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:10:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:10:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:10:38Fine.
00:10:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:10:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:10:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:10:47Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:10:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:10:54Tony, save your energy.
00:10:56Just let me talk to him.
00:11:02Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never
00:11:06speak to you again.
00:11:07And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:11:11Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:16Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:11:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:11:28You're right.
00:11:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:11:35I knew it.
00:11:36You never could resist me.
00:11:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:11:41I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:11:45Think you can do that?
00:11:47Of course.
00:11:49Good.
00:11:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then
00:11:55maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:59And fuck it up.
00:12:01She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:12:03Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:12:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:12:08I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:12:10Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:12:14My treat.
00:12:15Every meal there's like $200.
00:12:17You want, like that's expensive?
00:12:19Invite everybody.
00:12:20Let's make it a party.
00:12:22Except for you two, because they have a dress code.
00:12:25And I don't think you'd get in.
00:12:28Stella's such a snake.
00:12:36After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's
00:12:39son.
00:12:43Sorry.
00:12:44I shouldn't have said anything.
00:12:45I know you like her.
00:12:46Nope.
00:12:53She means nothing to me now.
00:12:59I never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
00:13:06Did you mean it?
00:13:08I promise.
00:13:11Let's go.
00:13:11Lily.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:19How many times have I just had this mouth breather?
00:13:21I don't drink milk.
00:13:22Why would I care about that?
00:13:24I got this tray for Lily.
00:13:26You just making me jealous?
00:13:27This is payback for Tony.
00:13:29Definitely payback of some kind.
00:13:30He's just like a lap dog.
00:13:32Just begging for her crumbs.
00:13:33I could have any guy that I want.
00:13:36You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:13:39Oh, yeah?
00:13:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you around that street corner where you work.
00:13:45You want to say that again?
00:13:53You guys, come on.
00:13:54Stop.
00:13:55It's going too far.
00:13:57If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:14:00All right, guys, bring your leftovers over here.
00:14:03I'm worried this bait of Cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:14:08Tony, come on.
00:14:09Stop it.
00:14:10What's the matter?
00:14:10I strike a nerve?
00:14:15This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:14:17Get him, Tony.
00:14:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:14:25There's a lemon to my patience.
00:14:27Tony, people are watching.
00:14:30What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:14:39Come on, then.
00:14:39Fight back.
00:14:40You're a pussy.
00:14:41A nobody.
00:14:42Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:14:48Fuck!
00:14:49If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:14:53Oh, no.
00:14:53I am not fighting for you.
00:14:55Hey, what is going on here?
00:14:57Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:15:00I'm fine.
00:15:01I'm fine.
00:15:01Principal Harris.
00:15:02Enzo started it.
00:15:03It's his fault.
00:15:04I don't care who started it.
00:15:05All involved will be punished.
00:15:08Including you, little miss...
00:15:11Stella Quinn.
00:15:12As in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:15:15You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:15:18You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:15:24Yep, I am.
00:15:25If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:15:31That two-faced bitch.
00:15:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:15:36Fine.
00:15:37She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:15:40It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:15:41Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:15:48Listen, young man.
00:15:50This is grounds for expulsion.
00:15:51I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:15:53He didn't do anything.
00:15:53No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:15:55This is unacceptable.
00:15:56You're right.
00:15:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:16:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:16:03I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:16:07Nice one, Enzo.
00:16:08How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:16:10That's okay.
00:16:10They're used to tents and park benches.
00:16:13No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:16:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:16:21Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:16:22I can't let that happen.
00:16:25I'll save you the suffering.
00:16:26If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:16:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:16:33Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:16:34Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:16:37Enzo knows what he did wrong.
00:16:39And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:16:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:45I have not learned my lesson.
00:16:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:16:49Can you just drop it?
00:16:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:16:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:16:57Bye.
00:17:00Come on.
00:17:02You okay?
00:17:03Do you need to see anything?
00:17:04I'm fine.
00:17:04I'm fine.
00:17:04You okay?
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:17:10Yo, look at that beauty.
00:17:14Sex on wheels.
00:17:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:17:17I've seen her get in it before.
00:17:19If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:17:21Hey, if you're that desperate, then...
00:17:24I might know a guy.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Unlock the door, man.
00:17:31I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:17:44I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:17:47Hey.
00:17:48Hey.
00:17:48No, excuse me.
00:17:50Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:17:52Watch your tone, kid.
00:17:54I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:17:56You want to get with her.
00:17:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law out.
00:18:01Pete, besides, you two seem more suited for the bus, if anyone.
00:18:08Kevin!
00:18:09What?
00:18:09I'm not messing around.
00:18:11Open the door.
00:18:11God, he's shameless.
00:18:14Hey, guys.
00:18:15You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:18:16Here he is.
00:18:17A penniless fucking driver.
00:18:19Keep fluffing.
00:18:20We all know you're going to start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:18:24Oh, yeah, right.
00:18:25I totally forgot.
00:18:26I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:28I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet, she'll
00:18:37eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:18:40Yeah, I forgot.
00:18:43I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:48Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:18:51Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss
00:18:56is, okay?
00:18:57Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:59What's up with this kid today?
00:19:01He's got more attitude than usual.
00:19:03Great timing, Stella.
00:19:04Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend were trying to hitch a ride.
00:19:08Well, here it comes, Stella.
00:19:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:19:13Oh, no.
00:19:14It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:19:16Oh, since I'm so giving.
00:19:19Here's some bus fare.
00:19:21You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:19:25How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:19:28You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?
00:19:30Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:19:34If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your
00:19:40little tantrum.
00:19:41Oh, yeah?
00:19:41Let's see who really throws attention when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:19:45Tony, open the door.
00:19:49Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.
00:19:56Open the door!
00:19:59Hey, look, it's fine.
00:20:00I can make my own way home.
00:20:01It's fine.
00:20:02No.
00:20:03From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:20:06Beginning with this.
00:20:11Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:20:15Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:20:17They're already gone.
00:20:19You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:20:22God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:20:24Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:20:29Come on, Lily, stop.
00:20:31I think they're meant for each other.
00:20:33Like bacneum body odor.
00:20:37Keep laughing, guys.
00:20:38Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:20:41Stop pretending, man.
00:20:43We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:20:48What a moron.
00:20:49If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
00:20:54Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:20:56And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:21:00The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:21:05Just you wait.
00:21:06Watch.
00:21:07That car will be turning around in three.
00:21:11Let's stay back.
00:21:12I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:21:14Two.
00:21:15Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:21:17One.
00:21:17They really came back?
00:21:35I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:21:38Oh, here.
00:21:38Please.
00:21:39Let me help you with that.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:40Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:21:47All right.
00:21:48Come on, Lily.
00:21:50I know.
00:21:50And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:21:56Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:22:00You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:22:03If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:22:06No, that won't be necessary, sir.
00:22:12I just felt so bad for him.
00:22:14I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:22:22Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:22:26Oh, almost forgot.
00:22:32For the bus ride.
00:22:33Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit.
00:22:38Stella treated you with pity.
00:22:40And you treat her like that?
00:22:43Come out here and fight me like a man.
00:22:46Tony, save your energy.
00:22:48A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:22:52She thinks she has me whipped.
00:22:54But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:56What's been with that little punk lately?
00:23:02He's been talking back to you.
00:23:03He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:23:06No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:23:08You really can't indulge people like that.
00:23:11They'll just stab you in the back.
00:23:13So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:23:16I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:23:19You're dead to me.
00:23:20There you go.
00:23:32Thanks.
00:23:33Nice house.
00:23:34Yeah, thank you.
00:23:35Yeah, it's great.
00:23:40Wow.
00:23:41I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:23:44Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:23:54That's right.
00:23:55Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:57I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy, so no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:03Of course.
00:24:05Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:24:07You can count on that.
00:24:13See you later, okay?
00:24:14I was lost till I fell in your eyes.
00:24:22Have you wondered when you feel like home?
00:24:34You're a little lag today.
00:24:37Almost cost me my job.
00:24:39You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:24:41The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years.
00:24:47And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:24:53Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:24:56Petty?
00:24:56You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:25:06I could make your life go away like that.
00:25:09All right?
00:25:10So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:25:15Yes, sir.
00:25:16If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.
00:25:22We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:25:32Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:25:34May I take your back?
00:25:35Sure.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Thank you so much.
00:25:40How's your day, May?
00:25:42Very well, thank you, sir.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Oh, May.
00:25:45So I was thinking, this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl.
00:25:53Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:25:58Of course, sir.
00:25:59And I hope you're hungry.
00:26:03Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:26:07The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:26:11May, you're the greatest.
00:26:13Thank you so much.
00:26:14We'll see you later.
00:26:17Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:26:22Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:26:25As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be marrying her to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:26:38Take whatever you want.
00:26:40It's not that expensive anyway.
00:26:42What?
00:26:42These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:26:46Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:26:49And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:26:53This thing's a certified relic.
00:26:55Keep it.
00:26:56My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:58Whatever I want, I get.
00:27:00You're so lucky.
00:27:01Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:27:04Like, this is so hideous.
00:27:05Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:27:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:10No, who said you could touch that?
00:27:11That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:27:13Put it back.
00:27:14Put all of this back.
00:27:15Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:27:17These are my guests.
00:27:18No, Stella.
00:27:18They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:27:22You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:27:24You shouldn't even be here.
00:27:25What are you talking about?
00:27:27This is Stella's family mansion.
00:27:29You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:27:31Who even let you into this wing?
00:27:33Don't you have some tanky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:27:37You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth.
00:27:43Or you and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else to live.
00:27:45What's it going to be?
00:27:46Stop being so immature.
00:27:51I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:27:55Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:57Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:59You let him wear my jersey?
00:28:01No, take it off now.
00:28:03Be real.
00:28:04Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:28:08Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:28:09You're a walking charity case.
00:28:11Oh, Jesus.
00:28:12Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's on?
00:28:16Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:28:20It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:28:21What's the matter if he wears it?
00:28:23Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:28:27It's not nothing.
00:28:29And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:28:34Ugh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:28:37We all know you're acting out because you're just jealous.
00:28:39You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:28:42I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:28:50Yeah, that's great.
00:28:52I said take it off.
00:28:52Enzo, stop.
00:28:55It's okay, babe.
00:28:57The kid wants to play?
00:28:58We can play.
00:28:59We can play.
00:28:59That's right.
00:29:16Come on, get up.
00:29:17Yeah, see what happens.
00:29:19Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:29:21Get your fucking face in.
00:29:23Get off of Tony, you freak.
00:29:32What the hell is going on in here?
00:29:33Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out.
00:29:35He's acting like a savage.
00:29:36Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:29:41No, I...
00:29:42Did I hear that right?
00:29:43The chauffeur's your dad?
00:29:45Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?
00:29:47This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:29:50Get off of me!
00:29:51Are you guys crazy?
00:29:55Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:57How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:30:00Right, Stella?
00:30:03Duh.
00:30:03If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,
00:30:06I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:30:09And hey, this isn't even about me.
00:30:10Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:30:14She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:30:16I can't lose this job.
00:30:18It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:30:19Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:30:22Why?
00:30:23We're just starting to have fun.
00:30:27Fine.
00:30:29Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:30:31We'll hang another time.
00:30:32What?
00:30:32Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:30:35I'm not.
00:30:36I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:30:38I have to study.
00:30:39All right, let's bounce.
00:30:46Aren't you forgetting something?
00:30:49Guys, leave the stuff.
00:30:51Hey, me.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10I'm sorry.
00:31:12Kevin!
00:31:12I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable
00:31:15in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:31:18Drop the attitude, kid.
00:31:21I drive your ass on every day.
00:31:23You think that's not exhausting?
00:31:25Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:29Kevin, do you see any of the other help
00:31:31doing what you're doing right now?
00:31:33Or is this just what you do
00:31:36to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:31:38Hmm?
00:31:39Because guess what?
00:31:40This house, that food, your car,
00:31:43all of it belongs to my dad,
00:31:45and I am sick of watching you
00:31:47take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:31:49Yes!
00:31:51Everyone is gone.
00:31:53Can you drop the act?
00:31:54I'm having my share.
00:31:56And Stella will have hers,
00:31:57just like any other night.
00:31:58And if there's anything left,
00:32:00feel free to have our scraps.
00:32:03May, can you come get our top masseuse
00:32:07to come and give me a rubdown?
00:32:08And while you're at it,
00:32:09can you get that pastry guy
00:32:10from the Tokyo Ritz
00:32:11to send over those buns
00:32:12with the gold leaf on top?
00:32:14Warmth.
00:32:15I can't believe this is the woman
00:32:17I thought I loved.
00:32:22May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:32:25Move your fugly feet
00:32:27and get out of here!
00:32:28Sweetheart, long day, huh?
00:32:31Come on.
00:32:32Carbonero strip
00:32:33of Spain.
00:32:35So amazing.
00:32:37What are you still doing here?
00:32:40God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:32:42Get moving,
00:32:43or I'll get you fired!
00:32:46Yes, miss.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47No, no, no, May.
00:32:48You don't work for these people.
00:32:50Enzo,
00:32:50I've dealt with your bullshit
00:32:52all day.
00:32:54You're not gonna win me back
00:32:55by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:58Show some respect.
00:32:59Respect.
00:33:00Respect.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Your father
00:33:03is a penniless driver
00:33:04that sits around here
00:33:05like a gluttonous oath,
00:33:07and you
00:33:07are just his spoiled brat daughter
00:33:10drooling
00:33:10over an ounce
00:33:11of my fortune.
00:33:12I have more respect
00:33:14for a sewer rat
00:33:15than I do
00:33:15either of you.
00:33:18Let me tell you something.
00:33:20This whole push-pull thing
00:33:21you got going on
00:33:22isn't gonna work.
00:33:23It's really starting
00:33:24to piss me off.
00:33:26Enzo,
00:33:27Stella's a straightforward girl.
00:33:29She doesn't like
00:33:29these mind games.
00:33:31If you want her to like you,
00:33:32just treat her well.
00:33:34It's too late.
00:33:35I only hung out
00:33:35with this dweeb
00:33:36because I felt sorry for him,
00:33:38but clearly
00:33:38that went to his head.
00:33:41Maybe I should punish
00:33:42his sorry ass
00:33:43and ignore him
00:33:43until he learns his lesson.
00:33:45Remember, Enzo,
00:33:47you
00:33:47can't live without me.
00:33:51Really?
00:33:54You
00:33:55are decked out
00:33:57in thousands of dollars
00:33:58worth of pajamas
00:33:59and masks
00:34:00all from my mom.
00:34:01and you think
00:34:03that I can't live
00:34:04without you.
00:34:06Ghost me
00:34:07all you want,
00:34:08Stella.
00:34:09I don't give
00:34:10a shit.
00:34:12I don't give
00:34:13a shit.
00:34:15What is your damage?
00:34:17You're acting more
00:34:17like a stuck-up bitch
00:34:18than a man.
00:34:19I didn't expect you,
00:34:21the mighty heir
00:34:22to the Quint Corp,
00:34:23to be such a cheapskate.
00:34:25We're only eating
00:34:26your food
00:34:26and using your things
00:34:28because we thought
00:34:29that you were offering
00:34:30them to us.
00:34:31out of your generosity.
00:34:33Generosity?
00:34:34Please, Dad.
00:34:35He only gave us
00:34:36those things
00:34:37because he wanted
00:34:37to get in my pants.
00:34:39And now, what?
00:34:40Because Tony and I
00:34:41got close,
00:34:41you want to take it
00:34:42out on us?
00:34:43Let's go, Dad.
00:34:45Just looking at him
00:34:47makes me sick.
00:34:48Sir, are you okay?
00:35:01Sir, are you okay?
00:35:06May I want you to take
00:35:07everything they've touched?
00:35:09The pajamas,
00:35:10the couches,
00:35:11even the goddamn
00:35:12utensils,
00:35:13throw it all out.
00:35:15It is tainted.
00:35:15Yes, sir.
00:35:19From now on,
00:35:20they are not to use
00:35:21a single thing
00:35:22that the Quint family
00:35:23owns.
00:35:24No more VIP treatment,
00:35:26no more fine dining,
00:35:28no more using
00:35:28my family's name
00:35:29to take advantage of me.
00:35:31Okay?
00:35:31Let them see
00:35:32how it feels
00:35:34to be controlled.
00:35:38And someone has been
00:35:39pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:35:40I don't know how much
00:35:41longer I can put up with him.
00:35:42Easy.
00:35:43He's just trying
00:35:44to get your attention,
00:35:45but you still got him
00:35:46eating out of the palm
00:35:47of your hand.
00:35:48What do you mean?
00:35:49I heard him
00:35:50till made me
00:35:51to contact the former
00:35:52White House event planner
00:35:53for a huge party
00:35:54this Friday night.
00:35:56So, he's obviously
00:35:57planning your big
00:35:58birthday bash.
00:36:00That's why he's been
00:36:00acting so weird lately.
00:36:02I knew he wasn't over me.
00:36:04What?
00:36:05You can't let him forget
00:36:06who's in charge.
00:36:08Don't worry.
00:36:09When I'm done with him,
00:36:10I'll have him at my feet
00:36:11obeying my every word.
00:36:18Hey, Kevin,
00:36:19I want you to pick up
00:36:19Lily first,
00:36:20then head to school.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:27Dad, we're going to
00:36:28pick up Tony as usual.
00:36:29Let's go.
00:36:30Got it.
00:36:30Tony first,
00:36:31then off to school.
00:36:32Stop the car.
00:36:34What is your problem?
00:36:36Kevin,
00:36:37do we have a
00:36:38misunderstanding?
00:36:39Did I say to pick up
00:36:40Lily or Tony first?
00:36:42Because last time I checked,
00:36:43it's my family's car
00:36:44and we pay to go
00:36:46where we want.
00:36:48Come on, Enzo.
00:36:49Let's not start
00:36:50the morning off like this.
00:36:51We always pick up
00:36:52Tony and then...
00:36:53No, we always do
00:36:54what your daughter says.
00:36:55And today,
00:36:56I am ordering you
00:36:57to pick up Lily
00:36:58and Tony can fuck off.
00:37:01And if you have a problem
00:37:01with that,
00:37:02I'd be happy to speak
00:37:04to my father
00:37:04about your employment.
00:37:05Seriously?
00:37:06Lily?
00:37:07Again?
00:37:08If you think
00:37:09dragging that waste
00:37:10of space into this
00:37:11is going to make me jealous,
00:37:12you clearly haven't seen
00:37:13us side by side.
00:37:15She's a troll.
00:37:16A granny
00:37:17in hand-me-downs.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:20You know what?
00:37:21I really don't feel
00:37:22like sharing my car today
00:37:23with an egotistical
00:37:24tramp like you.
00:37:25Excuse me?
00:37:27Oh, do you need your dad
00:37:28to open the door
00:37:29for you or no?
00:37:29You lost any chance
00:37:33you had with me?
00:37:34I hope you know that!
00:37:36And you never had a chance.
00:37:39Kevin,
00:37:40starting today,
00:37:41this is a private ride
00:37:42just for me
00:37:43and the people I approve.
00:37:44And if you have a problem
00:37:45with that,
00:37:47you can join your daughter
00:37:47on the street.
00:37:52All right.
00:37:56Let's go see Lily.
00:37:59You're a fucking asshole!
00:38:05Enzo,
00:38:06you're going to be
00:38:06the goddamn joke
00:38:07of the school!
00:38:08I am so done with you!
00:38:28Enzo!
00:38:29Oh, dude!
00:38:32Absolutely no chill!
00:38:34We all heard
00:38:35that you're such
00:38:36a creep to Stella
00:38:37that she couldn't even
00:38:38ride in the same car
00:38:39as you!
00:38:41Creep?
00:38:43Nah, man.
00:38:44I actually kicked her
00:38:44out of my car,
00:38:45but I'll do whatever
00:38:46the hell I want
00:38:47and it's none
00:38:47of your business.
00:38:49Christ!
00:38:50You're just
00:38:50a pathological liar!
00:38:52We all know
00:38:53that you're just
00:38:53the son of Stella's
00:38:55servant.
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:57God,
00:38:59Ben,
00:38:59quit poking the bear.
00:39:00The last thing I need
00:39:01is Enzo freaking out
00:39:02and blowing my cover.
00:39:05You're a hollow belt.
00:39:06You go apologize
00:39:07to Stella
00:39:08and lay off.
00:39:12Ben,
00:39:13you don't want to get
00:39:14expelled for this freak.
00:39:15Babe,
00:39:27why do you keep
00:39:28sticking up for him
00:39:29if he's being an ass?
00:39:31I mean,
00:39:32he's your servant's son,
00:39:33right?
00:39:35You don't want people
00:39:36getting the wrong idea
00:39:37like he's the Quinn heir.
00:39:38Please,
00:39:39if it weren't for me,
00:39:40his family wouldn't have
00:39:41food on the table.
00:39:42I'm just being generous.
00:39:49You're too sweet,
00:39:50babe.
00:39:52Speaking of,
00:39:52that scholarship
00:39:53you mentioned,
00:39:54how's that coming along?
00:39:57Well,
00:39:57the school only gives
00:39:58scholarships to the top
00:39:59student and
00:40:00you know how
00:40:01it's the highest GPA.
00:40:02But if I tell him
00:40:05to hand it over,
00:40:06then he'll do it.
00:40:07You really think
00:40:08he'll agree?
00:40:09I mean,
00:40:09he's been acting
00:40:10like a little bitch
00:40:11lately,
00:40:11but he's still
00:40:12obsessed with me.
00:40:13If I ask him,
00:40:13he'll do it.
00:40:21All right,
00:40:21everyone.
00:40:23Your exams are in.
00:40:25Some of you
00:40:26could have done
00:40:26a bit more studying,
00:40:28but others really
00:40:29went above and beyond.
00:40:30I hope you don't mind
00:40:31me singling you out
00:40:32like this Enzo,
00:40:33but you really
00:40:35knocked it out
00:40:36of the park.
00:40:36105% with extra
00:40:38points on the
00:40:39bonus question?
00:40:42He always does this
00:40:43and messes up
00:40:44the curve every time.
00:40:45Teacher's pet.
00:40:46I know,
00:40:46he's a know-it-all.
00:40:47You need to be smart
00:40:48when you're poor
00:40:49and a loser.
00:40:51I'm really proud
00:40:51to announce
00:40:52that you earned
00:40:53the academic scholarship
00:40:54yet another year.
00:40:56Unless, of course,
00:40:57you plan on passing
00:40:58it up again
00:40:59like last time.
00:41:01Miss James,
00:41:01since Enzo
00:41:02doesn't need
00:41:03the scholarship,
00:41:04I think that
00:41:04we should give it
00:41:05to our football
00:41:06captain,
00:41:06Tony Whitman.
00:41:12I'm sorry.
00:41:13Stella,
00:41:14why would I not
00:41:14need a scholarship?
00:41:15I'm just a son
00:41:16of a lowly servant.
00:41:17Yeah,
00:41:18but we all know
00:41:19the Quinns pay
00:41:19for everything you want.
00:41:20We're like their own
00:41:21little personal
00:41:22charity case.
00:41:23Exactly.
00:41:24Around Stella,
00:41:25it's all,
00:41:25yes ma'am,
00:41:26no ma'am.
00:41:27We all know
00:41:28you're just simping
00:41:29up to their family
00:41:29so they pay
00:41:30for your college.
00:41:32Enzo,
00:41:33what do you say?
00:41:34Are you going
00:41:35to be passing
00:41:35it up again
00:41:36this year?
00:41:40Enzo,
00:41:41are you going
00:41:42to be passing
00:41:43it up again
00:41:43this year?
00:41:49Miss James,
00:41:50I'm gonna take it.
00:41:52What the hell,
00:41:53Enzo?
00:41:53I told you
00:41:54we're giving
00:41:54that scholarship
00:41:55to Tony.
00:41:56Oh,
00:41:57sorry,
00:41:57if you want
00:41:58to talk to someone,
00:41:59you should probably
00:41:59decide on someone
00:42:00who cares.
00:42:01Yo,
00:42:02she feeds you,
00:42:03she clothes you,
00:42:04she lets you
00:42:04ride in her luxury
00:42:05cars.
00:42:06How are you
00:42:06going to gas
00:42:07yourself up
00:42:07like you're
00:42:07not some
00:42:08pathetic little
00:42:08leech?
00:42:09Tony actually
00:42:09works for what
00:42:10he has.
00:42:11He's not some
00:42:11clout chasing
00:42:12bot.
00:42:13You're not even
00:42:13worthy of
00:42:14spit shining his
00:42:15shoes.
00:42:15Oh yeah?
00:42:16If he worked
00:42:16so hard,
00:42:16why didn't
00:42:17he win it?
00:42:17I don't know.
00:42:20Sounds like
00:42:20Stella won her boy
00:42:21toy on some
00:42:21pretty empty
00:42:22premises.
00:42:22All right,
00:42:26all right,
00:42:27let's settle
00:42:27down everyone,
00:42:28settle down.
00:42:29Stella,
00:42:30get back to
00:42:30your seat.
00:42:31Miss James,
00:42:32if you say
00:42:32anything else,
00:42:33I'll call my
00:42:33daddy and cut
00:42:34the funding
00:42:34to your
00:42:35department.
00:42:36Enzo,
00:42:36I told you
00:42:37we're giving
00:42:38that scholarship
00:42:38to Tony,
00:42:39so just...
00:42:40Why don't
00:42:43you just
00:42:44give that
00:42:44scholarship
00:42:45to Tony
00:42:45and we can
00:42:46forget about
00:42:47all the little
00:42:47arguments we've
00:42:48been having?
00:42:49We can go back
00:42:50to how things
00:42:50were.
00:42:51Wouldn't that
00:42:52be nice?
00:42:52Oh,
00:42:55Stella,
00:42:56if only you
00:42:56knew how
00:42:56ironic
00:42:57that question
00:42:58is.
00:42:59No!
00:42:59Okay,
00:43:00I do not
00:43:01want to go
00:43:01back to
00:43:01the way
00:43:01things were.
00:43:02In fact,
00:43:03I'm going
00:43:03to make
00:43:04sure that
00:43:04this cushy
00:43:05life you've
00:43:05been enjoying
00:43:06gets pulled
00:43:07out from
00:43:07your Prada
00:43:08wearing.
00:43:08I hate
00:43:08you!
00:43:09Oh,
00:43:09I hate
00:43:09you more.
00:43:10Stella,
00:43:11back to
00:43:12your seat.
00:43:13Now.
00:43:14Now.
00:43:14Well,
00:43:15well,
00:43:31well,
00:43:31that is a
00:43:32Mr. High
00:43:32and Mighty.
00:43:33You know,
00:43:34you're getting
00:43:34pretty cocky
00:43:35during class
00:43:35today.
00:43:36Can I help
00:43:41you guys?
00:43:42I know you're
00:43:42probably used
00:43:43to helping
00:43:44being the
00:43:44son of a
00:43:44servant,
00:43:45but right
00:43:46now I think
00:43:46you owe us
00:43:47an apology
00:43:47for throwing
00:43:48us out
00:43:48last night.
00:43:49And while
00:43:49you're at
00:43:49it,
00:43:50go ahead and
00:43:50hand the
00:43:51scholarship
00:43:51over to
00:43:51Tony like
00:43:52a good
00:43:52little
00:43:53bitch.
00:43:54We didn't
00:43:55want to
00:43:55cause any
00:43:55problems
00:43:56in Stella's
00:43:57mansion,
00:43:58but here we
00:43:59can do
00:43:59whatever we
00:43:59want.
00:44:00So now,
00:44:01get on your
00:44:01hands and
00:44:01knees and
00:44:02spit shine
00:44:03our shoes.
00:44:04Nice and
00:44:05clean.
00:44:06Get out
00:44:07of my
00:44:07way.
00:44:12You think
00:44:13you have a
00:44:13choice?
00:44:14Lick her
00:44:15shoe now,
00:44:15bitch.
00:44:17Hey!
00:44:18Let him
00:44:19go!
00:44:20Hey!
00:44:21Let him
00:44:22go!
00:44:23You were
00:44:23lucky this
00:44:24time,
00:44:24but the
00:44:25teachers
00:44:25won't always
00:44:25be around
00:44:26to save
00:44:26you.
00:44:32Tony,
00:44:32what the
00:44:32hell are
00:44:33you doing?
00:44:33Nothing,
00:44:34coach.
00:44:34Just, uh,
00:44:35messing
00:44:35around.
00:44:38Shit,
00:44:39what are they
00:44:39provoking?
00:44:40Enzo,
00:44:40what if he
00:44:40reveals the
00:44:41truth that
00:44:41I'm the
00:44:42chauffeur's
00:44:42daughter?
00:44:43My image
00:44:43as the
00:44:44Quinn heir
00:44:44would be
00:44:44ruined!
00:44:45Are you
00:44:46all right,
00:44:46son?
00:44:46Yeah,
00:44:46I'm
00:44:46fine.
00:44:47Save
00:44:48your energy,
00:44:49Tommy.
00:44:50I've
00:44:50decided we're
00:44:50ignoring him
00:44:51after everything
00:44:52he did.
00:44:55You're
00:44:56Enzo,
00:44:56right?
00:44:57P.E.T.
00:44:57you told me
00:44:58you got some
00:44:58speed to you.
00:44:59Have you
00:44:59considered
00:44:59trying out
00:45:00for the
00:45:00football team?
00:45:01What?
00:45:02You can't
00:45:02be serious!
00:45:03I mean,
00:45:03the skinny
00:45:04runt?
00:45:04Unless you
00:45:05can pick up
00:45:05the pace,
00:45:06he may be
00:45:06our best
00:45:07option,
00:45:07and the
00:45:08new team
00:45:08captain.
00:45:09Who
00:45:09won't
00:45:09what?
00:45:09Look,
00:45:10the school
00:45:10is holding
00:45:11a scrimmage
00:45:11as tryouts
00:45:12for the
00:45:12new season.
00:45:13I would
00:45:13love to
00:45:13see what
00:45:13you've
00:45:14got.
00:45:14What do
00:45:14you say?
00:45:15You want
00:45:16me to
00:45:16play?
00:45:19This
00:45:19lanky
00:45:21loser
00:45:21can never
00:45:23be team
00:45:24captain.
00:45:24Coach,
00:45:25I mean,
00:45:25I love
00:45:25football.
00:45:26Don't get me
00:45:26wrong.
00:45:27You seriously
00:45:28think I have
00:45:29what it takes?
00:45:30Only one way
00:45:30to find out.
00:45:32You'll be
00:45:32pummeled in the
00:45:33first five
00:45:33seconds!
00:45:34Football is just
00:45:35not brute
00:45:35force.
00:45:36I flesh out
00:45:37our team,
00:45:37but right
00:45:37now,
00:45:38we're
00:45:38lacking
00:45:38speed.
00:45:40How can
00:45:41he run
00:45:41when his
00:45:41scrawny
00:45:42little neck
00:45:42can't even
00:45:43keep the
00:45:43helmet up?
00:45:46Coach?
00:45:48I'll give
00:45:49it a try.
00:45:51Joking!
00:45:53Great.
00:45:54I look forward
00:45:54to seeing you
00:45:54on the field
00:45:55tomorrow.
00:45:55Coach,
00:45:56wait!
00:45:57Enzo has
00:45:57never held
00:45:58a football
00:45:58in his
00:45:59whole life.
00:45:59He's only
00:46:00going to
00:46:00weigh us
00:46:00down.
00:46:01If you
00:46:01want to
00:46:01question
00:46:02your
00:46:02coach,
00:46:03you can
00:46:03find
00:46:03another
00:46:03team.
00:46:07Well,
00:46:12that's
00:46:12fine.
00:46:12Tomorrow,
00:46:13I'm going to
00:46:14humiliate you
00:46:14in front of
00:46:15the entire
00:46:15school.
00:46:16When it's
00:46:16all over,
00:46:18you'll still
00:46:18have the
00:46:18girl.
00:46:30T-O-N-Y
00:46:32Go,
00:46:32Tony.
00:46:33He's our
00:46:33guy.
00:46:34Go,
00:46:34Cougars.
00:46:35Go,
00:46:36Tony.
00:46:38Dude,
00:46:38don't sweat
00:46:39it.
00:46:40We're the
00:46:40star
00:46:40quarterback
00:46:41last season.
00:46:42Beating
00:46:42Enzo,
00:46:43he's going
00:46:43to be
00:46:43like crushing
00:46:44a bug.
00:46:44I'm going
00:46:44to make
00:46:45that punk
00:46:45regret he
00:46:46was ever
00:46:46born,
00:46:47let alone
00:46:48dream of
00:46:49being on
00:46:49the football
00:46:49team.
00:46:50Coach says
00:46:51that little
00:46:51nerd Enzo
00:46:52is going
00:46:52to be
00:46:52joining
00:46:53us.
00:46:54If he
00:46:55stands
00:46:55us up,
00:46:56he's a
00:46:56dead man.
00:46:58Enzo,
00:46:59where
00:46:59are you?
00:47:06Hey Lily,
00:47:07you might
00:47:07want to
00:47:07check the
00:47:07little
00:47:08boys room.
00:47:09I think
00:47:09I saw
00:47:09Enzo
00:47:09crying
00:47:10in one
00:47:10of the
00:47:10stalls.
00:47:11If I
00:47:11were him,
00:47:12I'd have
00:47:12changed
00:47:12my name
00:47:13by now.
00:47:13There's
00:47:14no coming
00:47:14back from
00:47:15that kind
00:47:15of
00:47:15humiliation.
00:47:16He's not
00:47:17backing down.
00:47:17He's just...
00:47:18It's cute
00:47:18that you want
00:47:19to protect
00:47:19your little
00:47:19four-eyed
00:47:20servant spawn,
00:47:21but football's
00:47:22a sport
00:47:22for real
00:47:22men.
00:47:23Not
00:47:23servants
00:47:24in
00:47:24hand-me-downs.
00:47:27Please,
00:47:28Enzo,
00:47:28please come.
00:47:32Let's go,
00:47:33let's go.
00:47:33Hustle up.
00:47:36Coach,
00:47:38the big game's
00:47:39about to start
00:47:39and Enzo's
00:47:40not here yet.
00:47:41He should be
00:47:41disqualified.
00:47:44Let's wait a little
00:47:45longer.
00:47:45I told you
00:47:46he'd only
00:47:46weigh us down.
00:47:47He's not even
00:47:48here and he's
00:47:48already fucking
00:47:49things up.
00:47:50If Enzo
00:47:50costs us
00:47:51the scrimmage,
00:47:51I'm never
00:47:52letting him
00:47:52off the hook.
00:47:53He's never
00:47:53even held
00:47:53a football.
00:47:54He's a joke.
00:47:55Don't bother
00:47:56waiting for
00:47:56Enzo.
00:47:57He won't
00:47:58be coming.
00:48:00Enzo,
00:48:00I'm not
00:48:02asking.
00:48:02I'm telling.
00:48:04Football means
00:48:05everything.
00:48:06to Tony.
00:48:07And if you
00:48:07even think
00:48:08about showing
00:48:08up tomorrow,
00:48:09I swear,
00:48:11you'll never
00:48:11get a chance
00:48:12with me.
00:48:14Fine.
00:48:15Let's get
00:48:15started.
00:48:16Wait!
00:48:18Is that?
00:48:20It can't
00:48:21be.
00:48:21Oh my
00:48:21God,
00:48:22I think
00:48:23it is.
00:48:23He looks
00:48:24like a
00:48:24completely
00:48:24different
00:48:25person.
00:48:25I'm
00:48:25going to
00:48:26go.
00:48:26I'm
00:48:26going to
00:48:26go.
00:48:27I'm
00:48:27going to
00:48:28go.
00:48:28That's
00:48:39Enzo?
00:48:40I didn't
00:48:41expect him
00:48:41to clean
00:48:41up so
00:48:42nice.
00:48:43Okay,
00:48:43I didn't
00:48:43know he
00:48:44had it
00:48:44in him.
00:48:45And like,
00:48:45if you
00:48:46don't want
00:48:46him,
00:48:46maybe I
00:48:47could take
00:48:47him for a
00:48:47spin.
00:48:48We can't
00:48:49let Lily
00:48:49hug him
00:48:49all to
00:48:50herself.
00:48:51Ew,
00:48:51you slut.
00:48:52He's
00:48:53still a
00:48:53servant
00:48:54boy.
00:48:59Hey.
00:49:00Hi.
00:49:00How's
00:49:00going?
00:49:02I knew
00:49:03you'd
00:49:03make it.
00:49:04Of course.
00:49:05You've got to
00:49:05see what this
00:49:05nerd can
00:49:06do,
00:49:06right?
00:49:07Would you
00:49:07come to
00:49:07watch?
00:49:08Of course,
00:49:08I'd do
00:49:09anything
00:49:10for you.
00:49:12I thought
00:49:13I told
00:49:13you not
00:49:14to come.
00:49:15Oh,
00:49:15what's
00:49:15the
00:49:15problem?
00:49:16Scared
00:49:16I'll
00:49:16humiliate
00:49:17your
00:49:17boyfriend
00:49:17in front
00:49:18of
00:49:18the
00:49:18entire
00:49:18school?
00:49:19Yeah,
00:49:19I don't
00:49:19listen
00:49:19to
00:49:19you
00:49:19anymore,
00:49:20Stella.
00:49:20You're
00:49:21the
00:49:21daughter
00:49:21of
00:49:21my
00:49:21employee.
00:49:22Don't
00:49:22forget.
00:49:25What's
00:49:25the matter?
00:49:26Studying
00:49:26before the
00:49:27big game?
00:49:28I mean,
00:49:28football's
00:49:29just math.
00:49:29So you
00:49:30make us
00:49:30all late
00:49:31to avoid
00:49:31getting
00:49:32humiliated
00:49:33on the
00:49:33field?
00:49:34No.
00:49:35I had to
00:49:35make a
00:49:36grand
00:49:36entrance
00:49:36before I
00:49:37kick
00:49:37your
00:49:37ass.
00:49:38Do you
00:49:38want to
00:49:38square
00:49:38up,
00:49:39pussy?
00:49:40Or
00:49:40wait,
00:49:41do you
00:49:41need to
00:49:41read a
00:49:41textbook
00:49:42to
00:49:42learn
00:49:42how
00:49:42to
00:49:42throw
00:49:42a
00:49:42punch?
00:49:52away?
00:49:52I
00:49:53can't
00:49:54You
00:49:54can't
00:49:55believe
00:49:56that
00:49:56son of
00:49:56your
00:49:56servant
00:49:57is
00:49:57acting
00:49:57like
00:49:57he
00:49:58owns
00:49:58this
00:49:59place.
00:50:00I
00:50:00mean,
00:50:00if I
00:50:00didn't
00:50:00know
00:50:00any
00:50:00better,
00:50:01I'll
00:50:01think
00:50:01he's
00:50:01the
00:50:01real
00:50:02Quinn
00:50:02heir.
00:50:02Shit.
00:50:03They're
00:50:03starting
00:50:03to catch
00:50:04on.
00:50:04If
00:50:04that
00:50:04little
00:50:05simp
00:50:05keeps
00:50:05out,
00:50:05big
00:50:06and
00:50:06tall,
00:50:06everyone
00:50:07will
00:50:07figure
00:50:07out
00:50:07he's
00:50:08the
00:50:08real
00:50:08heir.
00:50:08Enzo's
00:50:10father's
00:50:11been
00:50:11serving
00:50:11my
00:50:11family
00:50:12for
00:50:12years.
00:50:13We
00:50:13took
00:50:13his
00:50:13family
00:50:13in
00:50:14when
00:50:14they
00:50:14lost
00:50:14their
00:50:14home,
00:50:15so
00:50:15they
00:50:15told
00:50:15me
00:50:16to
00:50:16let
00:50:16some
00:50:16things
00:50:16slide
00:50:17and
00:50:17make
00:50:17him
00:50:17feel
00:50:17welcomed.
00:50:19Babe,
00:50:20you're
00:50:20too
00:50:20sweet,
00:50:21but
00:50:21that
00:50:21punk
00:50:22is
00:50:22trying
00:50:22to
00:50:22take
00:50:22advantage
00:50:23of
00:50:23you.
00:50:23Don't
00:50:23worry,
00:50:24teach him
00:50:25a lesson
00:50:25on the field.
00:50:25Let's go,
00:50:26let's go!
00:50:31Looks like
00:50:32the blue team
00:50:32needs a few
00:50:32more drills.
00:50:33The charge
00:50:34angle's off
00:50:34by five
00:50:34degrees.
00:50:38And the
00:50:53winner
00:50:53is
00:50:54blue team!
00:50:58How about
00:50:59that?
00:50:59Just kicked
00:51:00your ass
00:51:00using
00:51:00geometry.
00:51:07That
00:51:08fucking
00:51:08pussy
00:51:08got
00:51:08lucky.
00:51:09I can't
00:51:10believe
00:51:10the
00:51:10nerd
00:51:10actually
00:51:11won.
00:51:12It's
00:51:12kind
00:51:12of
00:51:12hot.
00:51:14I knew
00:51:15you could
00:51:16do it.
00:51:17Thanks
00:51:17for
00:51:17believing
00:51:17in me.
00:51:19Enzo's
00:51:20supposed to
00:51:20be into
00:51:21Stella.
00:51:21Why
00:51:21the hell
00:51:22is that
00:51:22frigid
00:51:23bitch
00:51:23getting
00:51:23all his
00:51:24attention?
00:51:24Is
00:51:24your
00:51:25showerhead
00:51:25broken,
00:51:26Lily?
00:51:26Or is
00:51:27this
00:51:27pathetic
00:51:27simp's
00:51:28desperation
00:51:29a turn-on
00:51:29for you?
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:33Are you
00:51:33jealous?
00:51:33Fucking
00:51:34gross.
00:51:35You
00:51:35already
00:51:35have
00:51:36your
00:51:36naive
00:51:36virgin.
00:51:38Attention.
00:51:40The selection
00:51:40ceremony for
00:51:41the Interstate
00:51:42Football
00:51:42Championship
00:51:43will be held
00:51:43in the
00:51:44auditorium
00:51:44in five
00:51:45minutes.
00:51:46The chairman
00:51:46of the
00:51:47school board
00:51:47will personally
00:51:48announce the
00:51:49player selected
00:51:49to be the
00:51:50team captain.
00:51:52That position
00:51:53is toned.
00:51:54If you really
00:51:55want to impress
00:51:55Stella, you'll
00:51:56do the whole
00:51:57school a favor
00:51:57and sit the
00:51:58ceremony out.
00:51:59This is it.
00:52:00She has no idea
00:52:01the chairman
00:52:02of the school
00:52:02board is my
00:52:03father's friend.
00:52:03I don't care
00:52:04about team
00:52:04captain.
00:52:05I just
00:52:05want to see
00:52:05her exposed
00:52:07for stealing
00:52:07my identity
00:52:08in front
00:52:08of everyone.
00:52:11What?
00:52:12We won
00:52:12the game.
00:52:13Oh my god.
00:52:15Good.
00:52:19Wait.
00:52:20Who is he?
00:52:21That's not the
00:52:22chairman of the
00:52:22school board.
00:52:23Hello,
00:52:23students.
00:52:24I am Julian
00:52:25DeLeon,
00:52:26vice chairman
00:52:27of the school
00:52:27board.
00:52:28The chairman
00:52:28had important
00:52:29matters to
00:52:29attend to,
00:52:30so I am
00:52:31honored to
00:52:31announce the list
00:52:32of players
00:52:33that are
00:52:33qualified to
00:52:34join our
00:52:35team, the
00:52:36Roaring Ridge
00:52:36High School's
00:52:37Cougars, after
00:52:38today's scrimmage.
00:52:41Before that, I'd
00:52:42like to give
00:52:43special thanks to
00:52:44the Bright Star
00:52:45Education Foundation
00:52:46for their generous
00:52:47donation to our
00:52:48school.
00:52:48Their support
00:52:49has allowed for
00:52:50significant
00:52:51developments and
00:52:52enrichment of the
00:52:52school.
00:52:53I would now
00:52:53like to invite
00:52:54the heir to
00:52:55the family that
00:52:56started it all.
00:53:02If you so much
00:53:09as move, I'll
00:53:10never talk to
00:53:10you again, and
00:53:11you'll be banished
00:53:12from all social
00:53:13groups at
00:53:13Roaring Ridge High.
00:53:16Hello, everyone.
00:53:23I am Stella, I
00:53:25mean, Quinn, of
00:53:27the famed Quinn
00:53:28group, and I'm
00:53:30sure by now
00:53:30everybody knows
00:53:31that thanks to
00:53:32Quinn Corp, we
00:53:33have the Bright
00:53:33Star Education
00:53:34Foundation paving
00:53:36the way for a
00:53:37brighter future.
00:53:41Hmm, I could
00:53:43have sworn the
00:53:44heir to Quinn
00:53:44Corp was a
00:53:45guy.
00:53:46Maybe I should
00:53:47call the
00:53:47chairman.
00:53:51That's my
00:53:52girl.
00:53:54Well, no one's
00:53:55contradicting her.
00:53:57I must be
00:53:57mistaken.
00:53:58In honor of the
00:53:59Bright Star's
00:54:00Education Foundation
00:54:02selfless donation to
00:54:03our school, we have
00:54:05decided to bestow the
00:54:07honor of selecting the
00:54:08team captain to Miss
00:54:10Stella herself.
00:54:13What an unexpected
00:54:15honor.
00:54:16I'll have to think
00:54:17about it.
00:54:18As the backbone of
00:54:19our school's football
00:54:19team, Tony has led
00:54:21our Cougars to more
00:54:22victories than I can
00:54:23remember cheering for.
00:54:25So I feel like the
00:54:25obvious and rightful
00:54:27choice for this year's
00:54:29team captain is Tony
00:54:30Whitman.
00:54:34Thank you all so much.
00:54:36Stella, such a babe,
00:54:38right?
00:54:38She's the best cheerleader
00:54:40on and off the field.
00:54:41I promise that I will
00:54:43lead our school to a
00:54:45district championship.
00:54:47Go Cougars!
00:54:48Go Cougars!
00:54:53I'm sorry.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:55Did today mean nothing?
00:54:57Nothing?
00:54:58Because if Tony's
00:54:59performance on the field
00:54:59is any indication of the
00:55:01future, he should be as
00:55:02far away from the football
00:55:03as possible.
00:55:05And the Quinn Air gets
00:55:06to make the decision,
00:55:07and I think that should be
00:55:08me.
00:55:09Right, Stella?
00:55:10What is up with these
00:55:12mind games?
00:55:13If Enzo keeps acting like
00:55:14this, he's going to be
00:55:15a deep shit.
00:55:16If you have a problem
00:55:17with my decision,
00:55:19then I can call my
00:55:19father and have him
00:55:20remove the Bright Star
00:55:21funding from Roaring
00:55:22Ridge High.
00:55:23No, that won't be
00:55:23necessary.
00:55:25You sit down before
00:55:26you ruin this for
00:55:27everyone.
00:55:28Stella and her family
00:55:29have made countless
00:55:30and generous donations
00:55:31to the school.
00:55:33What have you done
00:55:34except cause a scene?
00:55:35Well, I would hate to
00:55:36ruin it for anyone,
00:55:37sir, but fortunately
00:55:38for you, Stella has
00:55:40no say over the Bright
00:55:41Star Education Foundation
00:55:42because she's not
00:55:43the Quinn Air.
00:55:45I am.
00:55:46Stella has no say
00:55:48over the Bright
00:55:48Star Education Foundation
00:55:49because she's not
00:55:51the Quinn Air.
00:55:52I am.
00:55:53Sorry, everyone.
00:55:54This freak has been
00:55:55stalking me for years,
00:55:56and clearly his obsession
00:55:58has just become delusional.
00:55:59Enzo, I am done
00:56:00tolerating your bullshit.
00:56:01I've been way too
00:56:02nice to you.
00:56:03I'm never speaking
00:56:04to you again.
00:56:05You're officially
00:56:06canceled.
00:56:07Fine with me.
00:56:07You're going to move
00:56:08out of my house, too,
00:56:09or should I kick you
00:56:09out?
00:56:10All right, everyone.
00:56:13Let's settle down.
00:56:15Stella, I apologize.
00:56:17You should be ashamed
00:56:19posing as a Quinn Air.
00:56:20After this assembly,
00:56:21I am marching
00:56:22straight to Principal
00:56:23Harrison's office
00:56:24and see to it
00:56:25that you are expelled.
00:56:27What was it?
00:56:28Enzo?
00:56:29Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:56:30Oh, my gosh.
00:56:31Give it up, Enzo.
00:56:32Everyone knows
00:56:33you're faking it.
00:56:34Oh, yeah?
00:56:35Was I faking it
00:56:36on the field today?
00:56:37The only reason
00:56:39you beat me today
00:56:40is because you're lucky.
00:56:41We can do a rematch
00:56:42any time,
00:56:42but we're going
00:56:42to do street rules
00:56:43so I can pummel
00:56:44your ass to the ground.
00:56:45Why don't you just
00:56:45get the hell out of here?
00:56:47No one likes you anyway.
00:56:48Besides that mousy-haired,
00:56:49ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:54You need to remember
00:56:55who your real boss is.
00:56:56I look forward
00:56:57to seeing you
00:56:58at my house tonight
00:56:59after I speak
00:57:00to my father.
00:57:03Let's go.
00:57:03Clearly his jealousy
00:57:10is reaching new heights.
00:57:12After my birthday,
00:57:13I'll have to put him
00:57:14back in his place
00:57:15for good.
00:57:16Clearly somebody's
00:57:17on their period.
00:57:19Anyway,
00:57:20my final decision
00:57:21still stands.
00:57:22Tony will
00:57:23be the team captain.
00:57:24That district trophy
00:57:25is ours.
00:57:26And one last thing.
00:57:32My 18th birthday
00:57:33is this Friday
00:57:34and everyone
00:57:35is welcome
00:57:36to the Quinn Mansion
00:57:37to come and celebrate.
00:57:38We will have
00:57:39Mr. Blake,
00:57:39the former White House
00:57:40events manager,
00:57:41planning the party
00:57:42and it is sure to be
00:57:43a day to remember.
00:57:49Don't worry about
00:57:50that scent, babe.
00:57:51He's just doing this
00:57:51to get your attention.
00:57:52Well, duh,
00:57:53but he's really
00:57:54been embarrassing me.
00:57:55He better not
00:57:55fuck up my birthday.
00:57:56I can't believe
00:57:57you have an actual
00:57:58former events planner
00:58:00from the White House
00:58:01planning your party.
00:58:02That's so luxe.
00:58:03It must be like
00:58:04a million dollars.
00:58:05Two million,
00:58:06actually.
00:58:09Oh my God,
00:58:10I have to buy
00:58:11a new dress.
00:58:11This is even bigger
00:58:12than prom.
00:58:13A real mansion party.
00:58:15Babe,
00:58:15is there going to be
00:58:15a DJ there?
00:58:16Is there going to be
00:58:17a DJ?
00:58:18Try a DJ
00:58:18in every room.
00:58:20Well, you gotta make
00:58:21sure to save a dance
00:58:21for me, okay?
00:58:25Everything except
00:58:38for the party, sir.
00:58:39Amazing.
00:58:40Could we just run
00:58:40through that checklist
00:58:41one more time?
00:58:42Because this party
00:58:43needs to be perfect
00:58:43for Lily.
00:58:44Yes, sir.
00:58:45Great.
00:58:49After everything
00:58:50I put her through
00:58:50in my past life,
00:58:52it's what she deserves.
00:58:53Why won't you
00:59:07let me meet
00:59:07your classmates?
00:59:08I want my friends
00:59:09to know my father
00:59:10is a chauffeur
00:59:11for the Queen family
00:59:12for tonight.
00:59:13Can you please
00:59:14just stay in your room?
00:59:15Kevin,
00:59:26what are you doing?
00:59:28You were supposed
00:59:28to pick up Lily
00:59:2915 minutes ago.
00:59:30I'd like someone
00:59:30else to pick her up.
00:59:32Kevin,
00:59:32are you tired
00:59:32of being a driver?
00:59:33Do you need me
00:59:34to find your replacement?
00:59:35Fine,
00:59:36I'll go.
00:59:37Okay?
00:59:39Stella's birthday party
00:59:41is about to start.
00:59:42So why the hell
00:59:43is he still thinking
00:59:44about Lily?
00:59:45Well,
00:59:45I guess we'll let
00:59:46little Lily
00:59:47see for herself
00:59:48how desperate
00:59:48Enzo is
00:59:49to please my daughter.
00:59:52Pretty?
00:59:53Attention!
00:59:53Attention,
00:59:54everybody!
00:59:54I would like
00:59:55to introduce
00:59:55to you all
00:59:56the beautiful,
00:59:57the gorgeous,
00:59:58the effervescent
00:59:59Queen Stella!
01:00:03Oh my God!
01:00:04Hey, look at this!
01:00:06That's my best friend!
01:00:07Well,
01:00:08Enzo may be
01:00:08pissing me off
01:00:09lately,
01:00:09but he doesn't
01:00:10want to throw a party.
01:00:12If he doesn't
01:00:12embarrass me tonight,
01:00:13maybe I'll
01:00:14forgive him.
01:00:15Oh my God!
01:00:17Is that
01:00:17the dress
01:00:18that's going
01:00:18viral right now?
01:00:19Good eye!
01:00:20The designer,
01:00:21Jacques Decorte,
01:00:22only made two
01:00:23for the Stardust
01:00:24fashion show
01:00:24in Milan.
01:00:25It cost
01:00:25$100,000.
01:00:28Oh my God!
01:00:28Can I touch it?
01:00:31It feels like
01:00:32pure money.
01:00:34Stella,
01:00:34this is insane!
01:00:36This might be
01:00:37the best night
01:00:37of my life.
01:00:38Seriously,
01:00:39I don't know
01:00:39how to thank you.
01:00:40No need!
01:00:40Just sit close to me.
01:00:41If the Queens
01:00:42like to spoil
01:00:43those who are
01:00:43loyal to us,
01:00:44there'll be plenty
01:00:45more parties to come.
01:00:46Can I live stream this?
01:00:47I need to show my
01:00:48followers your mansion.
01:00:49Of course!
01:00:51Everyone say
01:00:52hi!
01:00:55And then we got
01:00:56done!
01:00:58Oh my God,
01:00:58guys,
01:00:58you have to seem
01:00:59to say hi!
01:01:03Are you saying that?
01:01:06Oh my 50,000 views
01:01:09in seconds!
01:01:10Stella,
01:01:10you could literally
01:01:10be an influencer
01:01:11with a life like this!
01:01:12I already beat you
01:01:13to it!
01:01:15Oh my God!
01:01:16Hey, besties!
01:01:17The party's about
01:01:18to start,
01:01:19so don't go anywhere.
01:01:20It's going to be
01:01:21insane.
01:01:22Love you!
01:01:24Thank you all
01:01:25so much for coming
01:01:26to my party.
01:01:27Please help yourself
01:01:28to everything
01:01:28and anything.
01:01:30Let's make this
01:01:30a day to remember.
01:01:32Turn up the music!
01:01:32Woo!
01:01:33Woo!
01:01:33Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:35Woo!
01:01:35Woo!
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:38Woo!
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Uh-oh!
01:01:44Aw!
01:01:44Can you get that?
01:01:45Can you get that?
01:01:46You got it.
01:01:50You like it?
01:01:51Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:55Woo!
01:01:55Woo!
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:57Woo!
01:01:57Woo!
01:01:59So it isn't
01:01:59the resident ass licker
01:02:01of the Stella Fan Club.
01:02:03Should you let
01:02:04all these people in here?
01:02:05Say hi to the viewers, Enzo!
01:02:08Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:02:09This simp is known for his little meltdowns.
01:02:11Perfect timing, Enzo.
01:02:13Go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,
01:02:16because we're just getting started.
01:02:18Oh, and while you're at it, have the maid go make my bed,
01:02:22because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:02:25I'd ask to cop a couple condoms,
01:02:27but I don't know if I'd fit in your pee-wee size.
01:02:30There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him
01:02:33has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:02:37You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve
01:02:39acting like you own this place.
01:02:40You know for a fact this is not your party,
01:02:43this is not your house.
01:02:44Let me tell you something.
01:02:45You're not a Quinn.
01:02:47You're a fucking joke.
01:02:49The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:02:52I'm going to give you ten minutes to shut this down
01:02:54before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:59Before I kick you and your father out of my place
01:03:02without a pot to piss in.
01:03:03Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party
01:03:06just to try and get my attention,
01:03:07but I'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak
01:03:10just because you put up a few string lights.
01:03:12God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:03:17I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:03:19I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:03:22You disgust me.
01:03:24If you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here...
01:03:26I got it.
01:03:32You're just a pathetic little freak
01:03:34who threw a shitty ass party.
01:03:36You should be embarrassed.
01:03:38And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here
01:03:40to get my attention, I'll never speak to you again.
01:03:44Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:03:46Every single second.
01:03:47The viewers are eating it up.
01:03:56Hey, Mae.
01:03:57Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:04:00This party is not up to my standard.
01:04:02And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:04:04Please meet us in the backyard.
01:04:05Oh my god.
01:04:07He's so whipped.
01:04:10That's right.
01:04:11He can act as stubborn as he wants,
01:04:13but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:04:16Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place.
01:04:20It's just like training a stray dog.
01:04:22Shower them with attention and leave it away
01:04:24until they whine for it back.
01:04:29Amazing.
01:04:30Okay, can everyone listen up, please?
01:04:32Make sure to get my good side.
01:04:34The viewers are gonna love this.
01:04:36Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:04:41Oh my god.
01:04:45Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:04:47They're like three million dollars.
01:04:49Someone in the chat said the Imperial Bloom necklace
01:04:51was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:54Damn, Tony.
01:04:55Get dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:57What'd you get her?
01:04:59I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:05:01She knows who the real prize is.
01:05:03Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts,
01:05:06I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:05:09Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:05:11Uh, no.
01:05:13What?
01:05:14Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:05:16Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:05:19How about this?
01:05:20Get these party crashers out of here
01:05:21before the real birthday girl comes.
01:05:23What?
01:05:24Are you the real birthday girl?
01:05:25Let me dumb this down for you.
01:05:26This.
01:05:27Is.
01:05:28Not.
01:05:29Your.
01:05:30Birthday.
01:05:31What?
01:05:32Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:05:33You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:05:34Oh.
01:05:35God, I thought women were catty.
01:05:36I mean, this is some straight, petty bullshit.
01:05:39I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:40Stella, I am done.
01:05:41Okay?
01:05:42You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:06:02Kiss all this goodbye!
01:06:05slum life kiss all this goodbye what a joke all this you mean the pool the mansion the gifts the
01:06:15servants those are all stella's shit i don't know what's up with enzo but tony might push him over
01:06:21the edge i can't lose this the only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession
01:06:29so why don't you see yourself out i guess i have to that's right and i'm not exactly gentle
01:06:36i'd like to see you try oh my god enzo you're literally ruining stella's day
01:06:45taking all of the attention like a dick quit with the lies if stella's not the real birthday girl
01:06:50then who is
01:06:59lily what is she doing here
01:07:06happy birthday miss lily thank you
01:07:11wow you look incredible babe is this how your staff always treats you why are they saying it's lily's
01:07:21birthday
01:07:21did you invite her if you don't make her leave in the next few seconds i'm never
01:07:28speaking to you again who says i want to celebrate okay happy birthday i'm so sorry stella totally
01:07:36ruined your party but mr blink he's on his way he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day
01:07:41you didn't have to do this enzo this is it's just amazing kindly leave this party has standards
01:07:50the money you get the fuck out of here stella
01:07:56do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit that i would want to celebrate your birthday
01:08:04i'm gonna say this one last time this is not your party this is lily's party
01:08:11this is fucking wild making up accusations just to try and get my attention
01:08:17how did you even get here the guard was only supposed to let in people on the list
01:08:24you forgot your bag in the back
01:08:26dad
01:08:26babe did you just call the chauffeur your dad
01:08:33wait didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover
01:08:38stella is the chauffeur your dad
01:08:41no my dad is not some loser chauffeur
01:08:44wow stella you would really put down your own dad
01:08:48just to cover your own facade mind your fucking business if i say it's not my dad
01:08:53it's not my dad what have i ever lied to you guys
01:08:56kevin look at what you created a stubborn rat so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father
01:09:04enzo i think you should watch your toe and remember that you are speaking to miss stella quid
01:09:10keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good
01:09:13shit i thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second
01:09:17she thought enzo is fucking psycho
01:09:20honestly man at least have the decency to show stella some respect in her own house
01:09:29man if i was a quinn i would have kicked you out a long time ago
01:09:33thanks for the idea time
01:09:36what do you say kevin
01:09:39should i throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter
01:09:43no please don't
01:09:45kevin
01:09:46fire
01:09:48fire
01:09:51you can't do this you have no right to fire me enzo
01:09:54yes i do and someone who's on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing
01:10:00your dad is coming back early
01:10:02no that's impossible
01:10:04uh you guys as of today kevin and his daughter no longer employees of the quinn estate
01:10:10please see to it that their rooms are cleared out
01:10:12if you so much as throw out our things i'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds
01:10:17that's it i'm never talking to you again
01:10:20again i hope you're happy
01:10:22i'm over the fucking moon
01:10:26let's go clear out the rooms come on let's go
01:10:32babe he walked all over you in front of everyone you need to do something about this
01:10:38that simp is fucking dead
01:10:44incredible i'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son
01:10:49stop on it we gotta get home
01:10:51happy birthday
01:10:59i hope you like it
01:11:02you didn't have to get me anything
01:11:03and uh i'm just i'm just happy to be here with you
01:11:07happy to be with you too
01:11:08get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:15get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:20kevin you can hand the car keys to may on your way out and stella if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress that'd be great
01:11:28actually all your clothes belong to the quinnestine
01:11:30you're making a huge mistake
01:11:32letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake
01:11:38sorry sorry sorry i came as soon as i could
01:11:43but the kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they love to gab
01:11:49no worries mr blake why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl
01:11:52of course
01:11:54wait a minute i saw that gavern at christie's auction
01:11:59only the quinn's would be able to get their hands on a dress like that
01:12:02she must be the birthday girl
01:12:03well what a beautiful birthday girl
01:12:06the bell of the ball
01:12:09well enzo
01:12:10looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face huh
01:12:13finally that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too
01:12:18now i just need to get enzo to shut up
01:12:21before anyone else questions me again as the rightful quinn heir
01:12:24i hope you're happy with your party i've never worked this hard on an event before
01:12:28it was passable
01:12:31i believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event correct
01:12:36two million dollars right
01:12:42enzo will take care of it
01:12:45oh no
01:12:46stella this is your party right
01:12:48i mean you shouldn't have any problem paying
01:12:50you're the daughter of the richest family in town
01:12:53shouldn't have any problem paying
01:12:56you're the daughter of the richest family in town
01:12:58why are you being so smug
01:13:01stella is a quinn heir
01:13:03two million i mean
01:13:04that's basically her weekly allowance right stella
01:13:06yeah
01:13:07totally
01:13:08oh my god i can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night
01:13:14wait
01:13:15enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks
01:13:17before he started acting like such a jerk
01:13:22why reach into my own allowance when i have access to my daddy's personal account
01:13:26stella can get whatever she wants
01:13:28she doesn't need you simping after her
01:13:30hmm
01:13:32forgot about my dad's checkbook
01:13:34but luckily
01:13:35i know the number of the family accountant
01:13:38hi
01:13:39someone is trying to impersonate the quinn heir
01:13:42could you please freeze all my accounts
01:13:43thank you
01:13:44he's just trying to scare me
01:13:48he gave me that check himself
01:13:50i know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone
01:13:52but this power trip of his needs to end
01:13:55mr blake
01:13:57ignore him
01:13:58we've been having some problem with the help
01:13:59recently
01:14:01why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone
01:14:04and show them that i'm the real quinn heir
01:14:06right away miss stella
01:14:10i'm sorry
01:14:21this is a bad check
01:14:23i'm sorry
01:14:28this is a bad check
01:14:29what are you talking about that account has billions
01:14:32oh my god did enzo really freeze the account
01:14:35no no no in order for him to do that he had to really be a member
01:14:39of the quinn family
01:14:41i have no idea what's going on
01:14:44but the viewers love it
01:14:46clearly there's something wrong with your phone
01:14:48it's not used to such large
01:14:50transactions
01:14:51miss stella
01:14:52i organize events worth
01:14:55tens of millions
01:14:56my bank handles transactions like this
01:14:59every single day
01:15:00you're scanning it wrong
01:15:01give me that
01:15:02you're trying to get out of pain
01:15:06no of course not
01:15:08if you can't pay now
01:15:14i'm gonna call the police
01:15:16pay up
01:15:17or pay the price
01:15:20pay up
01:15:24or pay the price
01:15:27of course will you just give me a moment
01:15:35what do i do
01:15:41you need to make that little punk pay up
01:15:43we can't afford a bill like that
01:15:45i know but he's being a jerk
01:15:47it's on your finger
01:15:48right
01:15:48you do whatever it takes to make him happy
01:15:52hey guys
01:15:52sorry to interrupt
01:15:53if you come clean right now
01:15:55i might let you stay one more night
01:15:57while you figure out where to go next
01:15:58it doesn't have to be like this
01:16:00listen
01:16:02you know we can't afford that
01:16:04why did you freeze the account
01:16:06i thought mr kum was your dad
01:16:07that's what you've been telling everybody
01:16:09god can you just be serious
01:16:11for a moment please
01:16:12fine
01:16:15seriously
01:16:16you're neither my girlfriend
01:16:17nor my friend
01:16:18and the two of you
01:16:18have been taking advantage of my family
01:16:20for far too long
01:16:21can we just talk about this after
01:16:23your father
01:16:23dad
01:16:24shut
01:16:25up
01:16:26what do you want
01:16:28to embarrass me in front of everyone
01:16:30with my birthday
01:16:31is that going to get you off
01:16:32you freak
01:16:33for the last time
01:16:34this isn't your birthday party
01:16:36but you're too egotistical
01:16:38to realize that
01:16:39stella
01:16:40i cannot believe i ever saw a future with you
01:16:44payment please
01:16:47payment please
01:16:52and so
01:16:55i hate
01:16:57how things have been between us
01:16:59recently
01:17:00how about this
01:17:01if you pay for this party
01:17:03we can make things official
01:17:05and we can finally be together
01:17:07but
01:17:07if i'm locked up for not paying them
01:17:09then
01:17:10i'll never see you again
01:17:13if you plead guilty
01:17:22they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist
01:17:24i am just
01:17:25i am just
01:17:25the daughter of your family chauffeur
01:17:27a low class
01:17:28nobody
01:17:29they'll take me to jail
01:17:30and then i'll never see you again
01:17:31i'll never see you again
01:17:32that won't work twice
01:17:41you spineless
01:17:43you spineless
01:17:43simp
01:17:44you fucking
01:17:44lap dog
01:17:45if you think you can live without me
01:17:47you're a joke
01:17:47don't take it easy on that crybaby stella
01:17:50i know what happened
01:17:52he stole your father's actual checkbook
01:17:54and that's why your check passed
01:17:56you're right
01:18:00he must have switched the checks at the last minute
01:18:03as some last ditch effort to get my attention
01:18:05tony
01:18:09will you be a deer and get it back for me?
01:18:11yes
01:18:13of course
01:18:26you can't just let enzo fire me
01:18:29we'd have nothing
01:18:30but if this muscle head steals enzo's checkbook
01:18:33we'd have access to the quinn's endless pile of cash
01:18:38we can make off with billions
01:18:40before they even know it's missing
01:18:41you know
01:18:42we're not in school anymore
01:18:44there's no one here to save you buddy
01:18:46you're such a meathead
01:18:49you don't even know when you're getting played
01:18:50we'll see how well you talk back
01:18:52when i beat your face to a pulp
01:18:54stop right there
01:18:58oh my god
01:19:02it's jerry quinn
01:19:03the head of quinn court
01:19:04he's the first guy in the whole country
01:19:07it's over
01:19:10but he wasn't supposed to come back early
01:19:13pull it together
01:19:14we'll find a way out of this
01:19:15okay
01:19:15dad
01:19:22finally back
01:19:23dad
01:19:24stop pretending
01:19:30enzo
01:19:31okay
01:19:31we all know
01:19:32that
01:19:33your father is just one of stella's servants
01:19:36shut
01:19:36up
01:19:37pardon me
01:19:39did you just say that
01:19:39uh
01:19:40enzo's father works for stella's family
01:19:42has she been telling all of you that she's
01:19:45cool
01:19:45no
01:19:46this is all a misunderstanding sir
01:19:48stella would never say anything like that
01:19:51what the fuck old man
01:19:53leave now or i'll have stella fire your ass
01:19:56shut up
01:20:00kevin
01:20:03i'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter tried to take over my estate
01:20:07no
01:20:08of course not sir
01:20:09stella
01:20:11what's going on
01:20:13are you not a quinn
01:20:15playtime
01:20:24is over stella
01:20:25give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further
01:20:32dad have already taken the initiative to remove kevin and stella from our payroll
01:20:39but it seems they don't understand that i have the authority to do so
01:20:44kevin
01:20:45ten years ago we showed pity on you
01:20:47a struggling father trying to raise his daughter
01:20:50is this how you repay us
01:20:52we brought you into our home
01:20:54treated your daughter like a princess
01:20:56gave you a great way to move on
01:20:59and then this is what it comes down to
01:21:01the both of you
01:21:03grateful leeches
01:21:05are you really the driver's daughter
01:21:07the driver's daughter
01:21:14stop
01:21:15filming
01:21:16all of you
01:21:18put your phones
01:21:19away
01:21:20this is a private property
01:21:22you don't have my permission
01:21:23to film
01:21:24do you hear me
01:21:25yes
01:21:26but this is not your property
01:21:28enzo
01:21:29i give you full authority to do whatever you think is accordingly
01:21:32thank you dad
01:21:34kevin
01:21:35effective immediately your employment as a quin corp chauffeur has been terminated
01:21:39please take stella and vacate the premises
01:21:42oh
01:21:43and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours
01:21:49ironic isn't it
01:21:51no
01:21:52please
01:21:57please
01:21:58please
01:21:59sir
01:22:00we have nowhere to go
01:22:01please
01:22:02get
01:22:03please
01:22:04you're embarrassing me he's just a pathetic simp
01:22:06you stop
01:22:07enough
01:22:08stop
01:22:09don't you get it
01:22:10he doesn't love you
01:22:11he doesn't even
01:22:12like you
01:22:13i've legit become
01:22:15some vain materialistic spoiled brat
01:22:18now enzo
01:22:19wants nothing to do with you
01:22:21what kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the quinn family
01:22:28you played us the entire time
01:22:31you're just a liar
01:22:33you know
01:22:34i've asked you to replace my brother's phone screen
01:22:37it looks like you can't even
01:22:40before the air you breathe
01:22:42tony
01:22:44tony
01:22:45tony please
01:22:46i've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist
01:22:49no
01:22:50no no no no it's not like that
01:22:52i showered you guys with gifts
01:22:54i took you to parties
01:22:56you can't turn your backs on me
01:22:59no no no this isn't fair you can't do this
01:23:05i'm not going out like this
01:23:07shut up
01:23:08you know we need a
01:23:11did i just kill someone
01:23:15stella
01:23:17get back here
01:23:18no no no no no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:23:21no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:23:23no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:23:25don't worry i already warned the gate guard and stella can't get out
01:23:29this time she's she's not gonna hurt anyone
01:23:32how do you know her
01:23:33i wanted to tell you but i just
01:23:37i just i couldn't find the right time
01:23:49it was you
01:23:52you brought me back
01:23:53i brought both of us back
01:23:54i wanted to give us a second chance at
01:23:57well
01:23:58us
01:23:59let's not waste a moment of it then
01:24:04let's do a moment of it then
01:24:09you
01:24:11I'll see you next time.
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