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Aired (August 27, 2025): Mag-iisang dekada na ang ‘Showtime Online U,’ kaya naman ibinahagi ng SOU Squad ang kanilang growth at unforgettable moments bilang online hosts!

Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.

Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network.

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00:00People, sama-sama tayong bumago ng may-saya at maging tulay ng pag-asa.
00:13It's showtime!
00:17Ah, what up, people!
00:20Happy birthday, sa'yo ka!
00:22Let's go!
00:23Let's go!
00:25It's showtime!
00:55But never run into the sky
00:58But I know it all
01:00But I know it's so cool
01:02You showtime this-
01:04It's your show, this is your time
01:06What was it, guys, now?
01:08It's showtime!
01:09Bam! Bam!
01:10Give me a one!
01:11Showtime!
01:12Happy anniversary show you!
01:15Showtime!
01:16Show you happy anniversary
01:19Showtime all night, Hughes!
01:24We do what?
01:54We're going to go.
01:56This is your show. This is your time.
01:59I'm not sure if you're out.
02:01It's so nice.
02:03This is your show.
02:05This is your show. This is your time.
02:10This is your show. This is your time.
02:13This is your time.
02:15This is your show.
02:17Me and I'm so happy.
02:19You're good.
02:20We're gonna be one man.
02:25Hey!
02:26Let's go, let's go!
02:31And we won't stop and we won't quit.
02:34Yes, we won't stop and we won't quit.
02:37And we won't stop and we won't quit.
02:41Now we don't stop.
02:43We won't quit!
02:45Oh yeah!
02:46Oh yeah!
02:47Let's give it up for the showtime on the U squad with the baby dolls.
02:52Yeah!
02:53Showtime!
02:54What's up, what's up, all the people!
03:12Ayan!
03:13Ang bilis ng panahon, ilang araw na lang.
03:15Goodbye, August na tayo.
03:17Ha?
03:18Yes, Chang, ganun kabilis.
03:19Kaya sana ay marami pa kayong na-achieve ngayong buwan.
03:22I-cancelan natin lahat ng bad luck at bad vibes.
03:25Imanalipas na natin ang dadapong swerte at darating ng mga limpak na limpak na blessing sa atin.
03:31Simula ngayong tanghali.
03:33I-claim natin yan!
03:34I-claim natin yan!
03:35Dada po yan!
03:36Basta i-claim natin yan!
03:37Dada po!
03:38I-claim natin yan!
03:39I-gabi na po kasi yung energy naman nagsas-celebrate ng universe.
03:41Yes!
03:42Tama!
03:43Tinodo!
03:44Kaya nagpa-hashtag BLESS na ang Bargata nakikis-celebrate ng siyempre 9th year anniversary na nila sa online universe.
03:52Palakpakan naman natin sila ang ating Showtime Online News Squad!
03:57Yung full energy katulad ng ganang-ganan ah!
04:00Bumati kayo sa Mudlow people in 1, 2, 3!
04:03What's up Mudlow people!
04:06Excuse me!
04:07Dapat lahat!
04:08Dapat lahat!
04:09Dapat lahat!
04:10Dapat lahat!
04:11Karyanda 360!
04:12Sa Marokz!
04:13Ayanak na kung nian!
04:14Umihekot din!
04:15Umike unikok din!
04:16Yan ang dodo!
04:17Alam po ba't ginagawa ni Jonna?
04:18Alam niyo?
04:20Kasi hinahabuli mga pawis nito.
04:22Pinawisa na ito.
04:24Kaya si Aaci wala bang pawis?
04:28Wala ba!
04:29Nagpawis off siya!
04:33Happy 9th anniversary guys!
04:34And tayo din yan!
04:35establishmb traitor Group hug GROUPHAG!
04:39How are we doing so much?
04:41Why's Wize KMC at Wize KMC?
04:43Wow!
04:45Wow!
04:47MC!
04:49I'm going to see you.
04:51I'm going to see you!
04:53You're blessed to see you.
04:55Yeah!
04:57I'm going to see you.
04:59Weiss, we're coming to see you.
05:01Wise, you're going to see you.
05:03That's a joke!
05:05Happy anniversary again.
05:07again,
05:08sa nine years,
05:09ano ba yung naging
05:10hashtag nyo
05:11mula na naging part
05:12kayo ng
05:13Showtime Online?
05:14Maki!
05:14Maki!
05:15Si Maki ba yan?
05:17Opo!
05:18Si Maki yan!
05:19Maki ba yan?
05:21Solid showtimer,
05:22baby ko pa lang
05:23nandito ko.
05:24Laki na ni Maki!
05:25Yun nga po,
05:26kaya po yung
05:26nagiging hashtag ko po
05:27ngayon is
05:28comeback.
05:29Kasi po,
05:30dati po diba,
05:30nakilala po ko
05:31ng mga madlang
05:31onliners natin
05:32na kumakanta po
05:33sa tawag ng
05:34Tanghalan Kids.
05:35Pero ngayon po,
05:36nabigyan po ko
05:36ng chance
05:37na makapag-host
05:38at makapag-pasaya po
05:39ng mga OFW po natin
05:41na matagal na po
05:41sumusuporta sa TNT Boys.
05:43Yes!
05:44Sa TNT Boys!
05:45Nakilala all over the world
05:47with a national performances.
05:50Ko naman, Sheena!
05:51Ako po,
05:52hashtag munting tahanan.
05:54Kasi same with Maki,
05:56dito po ako nagsimula
05:57sa tawag na Tanghalan Kids.
05:59Because of that contest,
06:01mas nag-open up pa lang
06:02maraming doors sa
06:04kung anong gusto yung kong gawin,
06:06which is performing.
06:07Yeah!
06:08Kaya tuwang-tuwa si Uncle Vong mo eh.
06:10Siyempre!
06:10Alam ko si Uncle!
06:12Nasubaybay ako eh.
06:13Dance Kids pa lang yan,
06:14si Sheena.
06:15Sobrang talented.
06:17At nagulat ako,
06:18ang galing din palang umawit
06:19bukod sa kong sayang.
06:21Yes!
06:22So I believe talaga
06:23it's showtime
06:24is that home
06:25that you could really
06:26go back to.
06:27And mas...
06:29Dahil din dun,
06:29yung comeback ko din
06:30was that
06:31nag-judge pa ako
06:32sa tawag na Tanghalan Kids.
06:34Yes!
06:34Mayrodo po ako
06:35tapos I came back
06:36as a SoYou host.
06:37And I'm more inspired
06:39to be a host
06:39kasi like you,
06:40Ate Cariel,
06:41pinagsabay niyo po
06:42yung teatro
06:42at yung pag-host.
06:44So mas chinachaga ko pa po
06:46yung ganun, Jenny.
06:47Talagang sinosuportahan nila
06:48kung ano yung nasa puso na.
06:50Yes!
06:50Correct!
06:51Kaya mo lagyan ng ano,
06:52ng apelido yung pangalam mo.
06:53Ano dapat?
06:54Ano dapat?
06:55Paner?
06:56Paner?
06:56Shina Paner!
06:57Shina Paner!
06:58Shina Paner!
06:59International!
07:00Turner!
07:00Turner!
07:01International!
07:02O pwedeng natuto!
07:04Shina Natuto!
07:06Ha!
07:07O kaya pang-French, Bon!
07:09Shina Bawang Gulay!
07:10Ano yun?
07:10Masara!
07:11Shina Bawang Gulay!
07:13Paano yun, MC?
07:15Bon!
07:15Ano?
07:16Para Shina Bon!
07:17Ayaw natin ang Shina si Bon!
07:19Shina Bon!
07:21Oo!
07:21Naku masaya po dyan sa Soyuz squad natin,
07:24kaya imbitahan nyo na sila,
07:26Madlang people, go wise!
07:27Yes!
07:28Madlang people and Madlang onlineers,
07:30invited kayong lahat sa aming 9th anniversary celebration sa...
07:34Showtime!
07:35All I U!
07:38Yes!
07:39Mag-subscribe at i-follow nyo na po
07:41ang ating social media account
07:43sa Instagram, sa X,
07:44sa YouTube, sa TikTok,
07:46at sa Facebook.
07:47At syempre, tumutok at maki-join na
07:49dahil row to 30 billion na tayo across!
07:51Wow!
07:53Yeah!
07:54Bonus!
07:55Bonus!
07:56Bonus!
07:56Bonus!
07:57Bonus!
07:57Maraming salamat din po sa nagturo
07:59ng napakagandang product sa amin!
08:01Genius!
08:02Genius!
08:02Genius!
08:03Maraming salamat po!
08:05Happy birthday din sa ating audio supervisor,
08:08Willie Zaldua!
08:10Happy birthday!
08:10Yes!
08:11Yes, happy birthday!
08:12Gusto mo din lang happy birthday yung ate ko,
08:14ate Nilda.
08:15Happy birthday, ate Nilda.
08:16Happy birthday, ate Nilda.
08:17So you, kasama natin dyan!
08:20Pero pula ka rin masaya!
08:21Yes!
08:22Sabi ba, super good eh!
08:24Laro-laro pig na mamaya!
08:26Pero bago yan,
08:26ito muna ang isa pang anniversary treat
08:28sa atin ng So You Squad!
08:30Kayo pala yan, nagulat ako.
08:33Alam nyo ba, may kwento ako sa inyo?
08:35Eto na nga,
08:37anniversary kasi ngayon
08:38ng Showtime Online U!
08:40Nine years na tayo nagpapasaya
08:42ng madlam people
08:43sa online universe.
08:46Nine years na natin sinisigaw ang
08:48What's up,
08:49madlam people and madlam onliners!
08:52Ang tagal na natin tumatayo
08:54bilang prime online tambayan
08:55ng madlam people
08:56all over the world.
08:58Konto niya atin,
08:58ano?
08:59Kaya naman!
09:00Malayo na ang nilakbay natin,
09:02pero malayo pa ang aaputin.
09:04At syempre,
09:06kasama pa rin natin ang mas pinasolid
09:09at mas pinaangas
09:10na So You Squad!
09:12Madlang onliners,
09:13hindi nang tayo basta tambayan.
09:16Tayo ang nag-iisang online tahanan
09:19ng madlam people
09:20sa buong universe!
09:22Ito ang Showtime Online U!
09:30Abracadabra!
09:31Kung preme mo yung gusto mong kumubra,
09:33kutob at tiscarde mo yung dapat umubra
09:35dito sa
09:36Laro, Laro, V!
10:02Kahapon nga,
10:03piniling lumipat
10:04ng ating madlang food service crew
10:06na si Prince at siya
10:07ay nag-uwin ng 40,000 pesos!
10:10Yes!
10:11Ipig sabihin ang ating jackpot prize
10:14dahil mananatili pa rin
10:15sa halagang
10:16150,000 pesos!
10:22Kaya naman ngayong araw,
10:24ang mga maglalaro
10:25ay ang mga madlang matador,
10:27accountants,
10:28manicurista at barista!
10:31Wow!
10:31Kanan dyan pala yung mga kasama
10:33kung matador!
10:34Matador!
10:34Bakit ka bang matador?
10:36Kasi nga, matador!
10:39Of course, kasama dyan
10:40ang mga nalaban para sa ating madlang people
10:42lito sa studio,
10:44ang Showtime host na siya
10:45Teddy,
10:46Ryan,
10:47at Soyu host na siya
10:49AC and Janna!
10:50Okay, players,
10:53let's go sa ating game arena!
10:56game arena!
11:01Let's go!
11:02Let's go
11:05That's what it looks like
11:11Re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
11:21Campbell
11:28Let's go
11:32Hey
11:44Meron akong nakitang magaling magsayaw
11:47Yes
11:49Yes
11:51Yes
11:53Ibig sabi niya meron ka ng 1,000 pesos
11:55Oh
11:56Lahat naman sila meron 1,000 eh
11:58Eh pero kinalingan eh
11:59Ah kinalingan?
12:00Magkinalingan
12:01Plus 1,000
12:02Oh
12:03Eh nakita mo ba to?
12:04Ano ang pangalan ito?
12:05Si kuya nakastripes
12:07Mark Jason
12:08Pakitaan mo nga si kuya chung mo
12:10Pakitaan mo ala sa'yo
12:11Let's go
12:12Let's go
12:13Pakitaan mo
12:14Ayala
12:15Ayala sige
12:16Hulugan mo lang to
12:18Hulugan mo lang ang pocket mga kaibigan
12:20Aandang lang ang mga kaibigan
12:22Ayala
12:23Ayala
12:24Sandali
12:25Bakit?
12:26Matador ka ba matador?
12:27Yes boys
12:28Nakita ko yung mata sa likod
12:29Hey
12:30Mata sa likod
12:31Oy
12:32Matalumbag yun
12:33Hindi
12:34Oy pero para makita niyo magaling sumagsayaw si Kim
12:36Pakitaan mo nga Kim
12:37Let's go
12:38Let's go
12:39Let's go
12:41Hey
12:42Let's go
12:43Oh
12:44Hey
12:45Hey
12:46Hey
12:47Hey
12:48Hey
12:49Hey
12:50Hey
12:51Wow
12:52Magawin na pareho
12:53Serving na 1,000 pesos diyan
12:55Mark Jason dapat din may additional 1,000 pesos
12:58Yes
12:59Okay
13:00Pero nga kamustay mo na natin?
13:01Ah
13:02Sige
13:03So ito si Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot Lot
13:06Nag-iisa ka ngayon asin yung friends mo
13:08Lot Lot Lot Lot
13:09Ang hirap ang hirap ang pangalan niya
13:11Ang hirap ang pangalan niya
13:12Ang hirap ang game show
13:13Lot Lot Lot
13:14Oh talunan
13:15Diba kasi naging ano natin pag Lot Lot Lot talunan di ba?
13:18Oh
13:19Ikaw ba swerte ka sa mga game show mga ganito?
13:22Ah
13:23Eh parang kung natin malalaman
13:24Ah ngayon pala
13:25Ano po?
13:26Isang mga Christmas party diba?
13:27Oo
13:28Palasale sa mga laro-laro
13:29Hindi pa po
13:30Ayyaw mo
13:31Bakit mahiyain ka ba Lot Lot Lot Lot?
13:32Hindi naman po
13:33Hindi naman
13:34Ano lang po sa trabaho?
13:35Abishi
13:36Pero ano ba ang trabaho ni Lot Lot Lot?
13:38Matadero po
13:39Sa matadero
13:40Matadero
13:41Matagal mo na ba ang ginagawa yan?
13:42Matagal na po
13:43Nga ilang taon na po
13:4420 years mahigit na po
13:4520 years mahigit na
13:46Oo
13:47Mahirap ba?
13:48Mahirap ba yung magtadtad?
13:49It is nice
13:50Depende po pagkasanay ka na po parang basic na lang
13:53Basic na lang
13:54May training ba yan sa pagtadtadtad ate?
13:56Wala po
13:57Hindi naman
13:58Iniisip po lang ano yung inspirasyon nyo bawat tagtad nyo ng ganun
14:01Hiniisip mo daw habang ginagawa mo yun?
14:03Parang may galit sa kapit bahay
14:05May galit sa kapit bahay
14:07Easy
14:08Nakuha
14:09Sino ko lang
14:10Sino yan?
14:11Joke lang yun
14:12Ano bang mahirap tagain?
14:14Yung baka o yung baboy?
14:16Pag laman po
14:18Mabilis lang
14:19Pero pag may buto
14:20Mas mahirap po yung sa baka
14:21Sa baka?
14:22Eh kalabaw
14:24Walang kalabaw
14:26Di ba sabi ka matigas daw kasi ang balat
14:29Ang katawan ng kalabaw
14:30At tama naman talaga yun
14:31Ano bang
14:32Ano bang
14:33Ano bang mabenta sa baka?
14:34Anong part?
14:35Sirloin po
14:36Sirloin
14:37Meron bang mamloin?
14:41Sigurado ba yun?
14:42Sigurado?
14:43Bakit?
14:44Sigurado ba yun?
14:46Sigurado yun kayo
14:47Sirloin
14:48Sirloin
14:49Sirloin
14:50Yung Sirloin ba?
14:51Anong part ba yun ng baka?
14:52Chan?
14:53Balikat?
14:54May balikat po
14:55Sa balikat dito?
14:56Yung kasim ko sa baboy po
14:57Kasim?
14:58Kasim?
14:59Pinsan ba yun?
15:00Pinsan?
15:01Kasim yun
15:02Kasim yun
15:03Kasim po
15:04Yung ano ba mga luto kapag Sirloin?
15:07Tapa po
15:08Beef steak
15:09Ah beef steak?
15:10Yung ginagawang steak steak di
15:11Yung sa mga restaurant na sosyal yun yun
15:13Yes po
15:14Steak
15:15Oh yes
15:16Sosyal
15:17Bakit?
15:19Pinsan siya pala
15:20May tea bone din
15:21Hindi mabenta po ba yun?
15:22Pang steak po
15:23Mabenta naman po yun
15:24Ah
15:25Sirloin nga yun
15:26Sirloin po
15:27Meron din po
15:28Meron din po
15:29Pang steak part 2
15:30So ano pang
15:31Ano pang
15:32Bukot sa pagiging matadera
15:34Ano pa yung
15:35Pinakakaabala mo sa buhay
15:36May pamilya ba?
15:37Meron pa
15:38Ilan ang anak?
15:39Tatlo
15:40Ilan ang asawa?
15:41Isa pa lang
15:42Tama yun
15:43Nakalito magot ha
15:44Alam mo maloloko mo siya kuya Diyok ha
15:45Hindi malilito yan
15:46Pero sabi niya
15:47Isa pa lang
15:48May balak
15:49May balak
15:50May balak kapati
15:51Isang umisa
15:52Wala naman po
15:53Pero yung samahan niyo ng asawa niya solid na solid pa rin
15:55Solid naman po
15:56Alam niya nandito ka?
15:58Hindi po
15:59Oh!
16:00Kala ko ba solid na solid tapos hindi niya alam nandito ka?
16:02Bakit?
16:03Hindi ka nagpaalam?
16:04Baka pamanood eh
16:05Baka malo
16:07O deka lang
16:08Baka manood
16:09Baka humingi ng balato
16:10Parehas
16:11Hindi naman ako
16:12Naka-chat ko naman na kanikala
16:14Hindi pa nababasa
16:15Ah
16:16Hindi pa nababasa
16:17Dahil
16:18Dahil hindi ka nagpaalam
16:19Ano gusto ko sabihin
16:20Eto na
16:21Sabi mo na ng live
16:22Sabi mo nandito ka
16:23Ay hello Steve
16:24Nandito na ako sa showtime
16:25Ano tawagan nyo?
16:26Steve
16:27Ah wala wala kayo tawagan
16:29Wala po
16:30Wala ko
16:31Wala ko
16:32Wala ko
16:33Wala po
16:34Wala po
16:35Wala po
16:36Sige ko sabi mo si Steve
16:37Steve
16:38Alam gusto ko sabi kay Steve
16:40Eh si Steve
16:41Hi Steve
16:43Steve asawa mo si Lon Lon
16:45Sunduin mo yun ay anak mo
16:48Baka malayit ka
16:51Klabi yung message mo
16:52Paner mo to
16:53Nag-aaral ba?
16:54Nag-aaral?
16:55Anong ilan taon na yung tatlo?
16:56Yung panganay po
16:58College na po
16:59Pero nais tapos siya ngayong 2nd sem
17:01Oh bakit?
17:02Ah kulang na pa sa budget
17:03Baha sa budget
17:04Baha sa budget
17:05Pero baka next year po
17:06Tuloy tuloy na
17:07Magkano ba kinikita mo sa isang araw?
17:09Hindi po it's stable eh
17:10Oh
17:11Dahil?
17:12Minsan
17:13May kita minsan wala
17:15Kaya okay naman
17:16Pero araw-araw kang nasa
17:17Yes po araw-araw po
17:18Ba't paano sinasabing hindi stable?
17:20Hindi po ba sure na bibigyan kayong sweldo?
17:23Hindi naman po
17:24Mayro naman po
17:25Pwede yung sa ano
17:26Depende sa penta eh no?
17:27Yung ba yun?
17:28Sa budget yung ganun
17:29Depende sa penta
17:30Ah
17:31Pero si Mr. may trabaho naman
17:33Wala na po ngayon
17:34Ah wala na siya trabaho
17:35Kasi nagkasakit po yun
17:36Kaya pina-stop ko na rin
17:38Ah so kaya ikaw ngayon na naghahanap po ngayon
17:40Nag-aalaga na lang po siya ng mga bata
17:42O sana ano
17:43Sana manalo ka ngayon
17:44Sana
17:45Matuloy yung pag-aaral ng panganan mo
17:47Yes po
17:48Para makatapos
17:49Sa pakahanap ngayon
17:50Sana po
17:51Okay
17:52O good luck sa'yo lot lot
17:53Thank you
17:54Sana mamaya hindi na lot lot
17:56Win-win ka na
17:57Yes
17:58Yes
18:12Thank you
18:13Thank you
18:14Thank you
18:15Thank you
18:16Thank you
18:17Thank you
18:18Thank you
18:19Thank you
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