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Mujhse Shaadi_Karogi - Best of Rajpal Yadav
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00:00Hey, hey!
00:02Hey, hey!
00:03Hey, hey!
00:04Hey, hey!
00:06Hey, hey!
00:08Hey!
00:10Oh, hoo!
00:12Shut up!
00:14Hey!
00:16Take him!
00:18Ah, ah, ah!
00:20How do you know?
00:22Hey!
00:30You...
00:32My, my, my, my, my, my my Rajaубol have already been,
00:34My both brother and my brother and my brother have is,
00:37I tell you how to say that.
00:40These people cómo are these people?
00:43What's your brother?
00:45You're the people of the game?
00:47He is a, big, dangerous people.
00:48You'll never come in the streets every day?
00:50No, no.
00:51You're all the people who think you beauty it?
00:54Drugs, sir.
00:55Drugs, sir.
00:57Yeah, he's a camera without you.
00:58Oh no, the camera is empty.
01:00There was a police inspector in Gowa.
01:02One guy killed his head in his head.
01:04Then he got a blood clot in his head.
01:06So where the clot is,
01:08he gets a part of the body.
01:10Sometimes they are dead, sometimes they are dead, sometimes they are dead.
01:12Let's see what it is today.
01:14Today we are dead.
01:18I don't believe it.
01:20You will believe it.
01:22Look at that, sir.
01:24You are dead, sir.
01:30Are they seeing?
01:32They are not seeing. You are seeing.
01:34Tell me.
01:36Wait.
01:38When did you stop?
01:40I am dead today.
01:42You are killed.
01:44Tomorrow will show you,
01:46you will not even show you,
01:48yes,
01:49Now I am sure
01:51Let's go
01:53Okay, you are here
01:55I didn't drink tea
01:57Give me a half liters of milk
01:59What is it?
02:01Milk is finished?
02:03Yes, I am not. I am Sameer
02:05Oh, forgive me, I understand you
02:07This is the headlight
02:09When did you ask me?
02:11What do you mean? Is it a doctor?
02:13Let's go milk
02:14I am not milk
02:15I am a doctor
02:17Your mouth is so big
02:21Your mouth is not so big
02:23Your mouth is so big
02:25Your mouth is so big
02:27How are you? What is your work?
02:29My work is
02:30My work is in the beach resort
02:32Sharmah Ji has talked to you
02:34About the camera?
02:35Come on
02:36I will show you the camera
02:38I will show you the camera
02:40Go over here
02:42Go straight
02:44Your camera is the camera
02:46There is no camera
02:47There is no camera
02:48There is no camera
02:49No?
02:50You were sleeping at night
02:51You were sleeping at night
02:52There is no camera
02:53There is no camera
02:54Hello
02:55Oh, you are looking at me
02:56You are looking at me
02:57The camera is there
02:58Where?
02:59Where?
03:00Yes, here
03:01Let's go
03:02You are coming out
03:03You are coming out
03:04Can you see the camera?
03:05Come on
03:06You are coming out
03:07I will see the camera
03:08I will see the camera
03:09First of all
03:10I will give you only
03:11I will give you only
03:12And I will give you only
03:135,000
03:14Tell me
03:15Tell me
03:16I am
03:17I am
03:19I'm not a man who ran with a three hundred dollars!
03:20I'm not a man who ran a man who ran a man who ran a man who ran a man,
03:22I'll give him a man who ran a man who ran a man.
03:24Why is he alive with a man who ran a man who ran a man?
03:25I'm not a man.
03:27Why do you think you're afraid?
03:28You're 5.5 liters of blood.
03:29I'm not a man who ran a man who ran a man!
03:32Then what are you doing here?
03:33Go and look at people's girls!
03:35Come!
03:36I'll show you the camera.
03:37Come on, Samir.
03:38I'm going to show you!
03:39Where are you?
03:40Where are you?
03:41Here I am Mr. Kill Sal.
03:42Come on.
03:43How did this guy get out of here?
03:57The company got out of here.
03:59Not today.
04:01Not today.
04:02You're talking about the guy, we're talking about the guy.
04:05You got out of Rani, right?
04:07Who is Rani?
04:09I'm playing with kids.
04:11I'm playing with kids.
04:13I'm playing with kids.
04:15I'm playing with kids.
04:17I'm playing with Rani.
04:19Otherwise, you're going to get out of here.
04:21We're the people of love.
04:25We have two hearts.
04:27We have one house.
04:29We're killing kids.
04:31What's going on?
04:33His father is a great man.
04:35Now he's retired.
04:37He can call him.
04:39Where are you from?
04:41No, no, no.
04:42Let's see.
04:44Okay, I'm leaving.
04:45Thank you for the coffee.
04:46Bye, you guys.
04:47Rani Ji, are you nervous?
04:48No.
04:49Why are you going to that place?
04:51Rani!
04:53Yes, Pandi Ji.
04:55Come here.
04:57He's coming.
04:58I'm leaving.
04:59He'll get out of here.
05:00See?
05:01I just need it.
05:02I just need it.
05:03It would go there.
05:04Come on, come on, go.
05:06Come on, come on.
05:07What's coming on?
05:08He's sitting inside, Colonel sir?
05:10Yes, sir.
05:11He's insane.
05:12The bike is broken.
05:13This is my childhood friend, Samir.
05:23This is my childhood friend.
05:26And this is Rani.
05:31Samir lifeguard, Rani fashion designer.
05:34Get the hand of the hand.
05:37Mommy!
05:43You can't protect the child.
05:49What's going on?
05:50Tired?
05:51No, no son.
05:53Who is the son?
05:54Daddy!
05:59What's the matter with the colonel?
06:02Who killed them?
06:03I thought it was a bomb.
06:05Daddy, you're fine, right?
06:07Don't ask me, son.
06:09It seems like someone has fallen into the mouth.
06:15You didn't want to kill so much.
06:17This is the shit.
06:18He killed him from Karnal.
06:20Hey!
06:21Your mind is okay.
06:22How did you take my father's hand?
06:24I didn't know that this is your father.
06:27But this child...
06:28What?
06:29The mother's mother is here.
06:30The whole world is here.
06:31He didn't say anything.
06:32What did you try to become a hero?
06:34I mean...
06:35What were you trying to do?
06:36Please, you both have to stop the door and go to the doctor.
06:39Oh, no conductor!
06:40I'll take my doctor.
06:41I'm going to go.
06:42They are going.
06:43Oh, he's gone.
06:44What happened?
06:45What happened?
06:46He gave the hand of Rani's hand to his hands.
06:49She went, he...
06:50That's right.
06:51He was so happy to go.
06:52Don't forget you.
06:53Tommy's wife can see you at home.
06:56Tommy's wife will be here.
06:57That's amazing.
06:58You are just like coming home.
07:00Well, you will find me.
07:01Tommy's wife will come.
07:02But Tommy's wife will go to the nurse, Colonel.
07:06Don't forget you champagne.
07:08Don't forget her in one seat!
07:10Open to my husband.
07:12I am
07:18I am a mere KUNLI PAYDASHI KHARAB TERE PADNESTE THEEK NEE HO JAYEGY
07:21AB AGE OR KITINI KHARAB HAY BODEKHRAA HUN KYA
07:24YEE SEMJOU AB TAK TO TUHMHARA GOLDEN PERIED CHALLA THA
07:27YEE THA GOLDEN PERIED HAH ABHI JOO SEMAYE ANE BAALA HAY BURA TO USMAIN HAY
07:31ISSE BHABHURA ARESIS BRASPATI COO SABCE OUPER HONA CHAHIHE
07:35WAH EAKDAM NEECHE PATHALAM CHALA GYA HAYE
07:37OR CHANDRAMA JISKO SATWAY GHAR MEN HONA CHAHIHE WAH BHEGHAR HO GYA E
07:42OR OUPR SE SHANI AANE BAALA HAYE
07:44TUNNEH TO KHAA THA KISHANI PITCHLI HAFTA CHALA GYA
07:47HAHAN CHALA GYA THA LLEKIN LLOGON KI ZINDAGY MEN SHANI DUBARAH 7 SAL TAK NAHIN AATA HAYE
07:53POR TUMHARI KUNDILI MEN ABHI ABHI KUCHHI SHANI MEN PRIKAT HONNA BAALA HAYE
07:57WICKED SANI
07:59I KILL FOR THE MONEY
08:02WICKED SANI
08:05I'M NOT FUNNY
08:07WICKED SANI
08:10LOCK UP YOUR HONEY
08:13I'M MEREI KUNDILI MEN KUCHBH BH POSSIBILLE HAYE
08:16YEH SAMJHOGI RASTE MEN HAYE
08:18OR MEREI RASTE LAGA DEEGA
08:19HAHAN
08:20YEH SHANI TUMHARI ZINDAGY OR KUNDILI DONOONO KO GHUMA DEEGA
08:23TOO FAN KI TARHE AAYEGA WOH
08:25WICKED SANI
08:27KYA BOLTAH HAYE JANI
08:31WICKED SANI
08:33CHURA LLEGAH RANI
08:36WICKED SANI
08:39KYA BOLTAH HAYE JANI
08:41YO WICKED SANI
08:44CHURA LLEGAH RANI
08:47MEREI GANIT KE HESAAP SE BHO IS GHAR MEN
08:49IS KAMRAE MEN TUMHARE SAATH RAHEGA
08:51AOR RANI KE DIL KE DRIWAZA PER DSTK DEEGA
08:54CHURA LLEGAH RANI
08:59KYA NUZARA HAYE
09:03What the hell is this?
09:16Okay, Samir.
09:18The door was closed so that I could not see anything.
09:22But we are the ones who are the ones who sing away.
09:30What the hell is this?
09:32Don't talk to him.
09:33Why? What do you think?
09:35No.
09:36This is Sharif Hakamola.
09:37And by the way, this is Sharif Hakamola.
09:39And by the way, this is Sharif Hakamola.
09:40He is Kanya and Colonel's daughter.
09:41He will listen to him and he will kill him.
09:43I will kill him for a long time.
09:45I will kill him for a long time.
09:47To a long time.
09:53Hey!
09:54Don't kill him.
09:55Why?
09:56You are the one who is wrong.
09:58You will go for a good time.
10:00I will kill him for a long time.
10:03Hi, Chicks.
10:04Huh?
10:05This is the house.
10:06No.
10:07My friend says that Tommy will cut him out.
10:10Very friendly.
10:15Very friendly.
10:17Very friendly.
10:19Very good doggy.
10:21He is going inside.
10:22Don't worry.
10:23Don't worry.
10:24My friend says that I will kill him for a minute.
10:27What's your name?
10:28Tommy.
10:29Oh, a big old name and new.
10:33My friend, Uncle.
10:34Who are you?
10:36And what do you want?
10:38Uncle, I just want to teach you.
10:40I want to teach you.
10:41I am now in the house.
10:42I am now in the house.
10:43I have to inquire.
10:44Then, the most sheriff and the sheriff
10:45and the sheriff of the lawnday
10:46will come in.
10:47Lawnday?
10:48And what?
10:49Let's see you.
10:50Good luck.
10:51You will come in the house.
10:52And one minute.
10:53This is in your mouth.
10:55And this is the thing?
10:56How is it?
10:57Don't ask.
10:58I think my blood is open.
11:01The wrong thing is wrong.
11:03What?
11:04What are you doing?
11:05What are you doing?
11:06What are you doing?
11:07What are you doing?
11:08I have a special head-in-law.
11:09This is a small thing.
11:10Don't be afraid of anything.
11:11This is a small thing.
11:12Now, what are you doing?
11:14Tell me.
11:16What is this?
11:17What?
11:18Tell me.
11:19Tell me.
11:20Good.
11:21It feels good.
11:22Are you doing?
11:23Who is your house?
11:24Do you.
11:25Yes.
11:26You are.
11:27Who has lost my wallet?
11:28The one who has lost my wallet,
11:29she lives in the house.
11:30She lives in the house.
11:31No.
11:32I live in his room. I know that he's going to be good, but he's not going to behave with the
11:37engineers.
11:38That's the ball from this moment.
11:40Hey, darling, what's happening? When did you keep the massage?
11:44No, darling, this is not a massage. This is a very good girl. His name is Sunny.
11:50He lives in front of us.
11:53Okay.
11:54One thing I want to say, the massage is never closed.
11:57If you need an open garden or a terrace garden, it's great.
12:01We have a terrace garden.
12:03No, true. Where?
12:04Up.
12:05I can see it.
12:07Thank you, thank you, thank you.
12:12Hey, come on!
12:20What did he get?
12:24He's going to Niriti Mudra.
12:26On the side of Kanya.
12:31I'm sorry. Hi. Sunny, a flower for a beautiful lady.
12:43Pleasure.
12:44Let me see.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:46I'm sorry.
12:47I'm sorry.
13:03Colonel, I'm sorry, I was a fool, please forgive me, please.
13:08Yes, sir, forgive me.
13:11Colonel, where are you from?
13:14Where are you from?
13:16Where are you from?
13:17Get up.
13:19Come on.
13:20How much is it?
13:21Why are you not sleeping with me?
13:23This security guard was my address.
13:25I gave him a new duty for his three months.
13:27So, he came to his wife for a visit.
13:31Mama Ji, what a pleasant surprise.
13:34How are you, Bhahn Ji?
13:37How many of you have been married?
13:39What can I tell you?
13:40There's a lot of people on this man.
13:42Rani's mama.
13:44This man could have been given up in your life.
13:47But you gave him the door first.
13:50Oh, Jija Ji.
13:52How do you have to die on your body?
13:55Sonny, this is our 30th grade.
13:58Oh, you're a horrible, you're so long.
14:03You're a lot of faces.
14:04I'm very angry with you.
14:05Why?
14:06You're living in one place,
14:07and you don't meet your wife with her daughter.
14:09Oh, you're living in one place.
14:10You're not living in one place,
14:11you're not meeting her husband.
14:12You're sitting here.
14:13What is this?
14:14Oh, the manager manager has taken me for two months.
14:16I'm staying in the night duty.
14:17I'm sleeping in the night,
14:19I'm sleeping in the morning.
14:20I'm sleeping in the morning.
14:21I'm sleeping in the morning.
14:22I'm sleeping in the bed.
14:23I'm sleeping in the bed.
14:24Don't you go for that?
14:26Oh, okay.
14:27But who's your manager?
14:29Who maybe is your manager.
14:30That's right.
14:31Who is your manager?
14:32What this better?
14:33Probablyのは ...
14:34this is acquittable.
14:35We your family is...
14:36I'll go see you perch I'm out here with you.
14:37But see that,
14:39I just won.
14:40I won't cover my一樣.
14:41I must even call you.
14:42Look at that you got married!
14:43That's my one!
14:44Oh, my God!
14:45This guy, it's my sister.
14:46Listen, say.
14:47Do you know.
14:48Stay bent, olsun уров.
14:49Uncle Ji, I'm Samir!
14:51You're the boss!
14:52He's still here, he's a partner.
14:53What?
14:54Samir is still in front of me?
14:55Yes!
14:56Who's the boss?
14:57He's still in front of me?
14:58No, Samir!
14:59He's who you've done.
15:00He's left behind him.
15:02Let's see him.
15:02Tell him.
15:04He's still in front of me.
15:09You're not a fool, Samir.
15:12Don't forget it.
15:13Leave a colonel.
15:15Don't forget it.
15:19Don't forget it.
15:20I'm happy.
15:23Don't forget it.
15:29Don't forget it.
15:40Rani, sorry.
15:43You're late here.
15:45I'm going to take him.
15:49I'm going to take him.
15:50Come!
15:52Eagle!
15:54I'm going to make you a seagull.
15:58Bigger!
16:00Kill this monster!
16:04You've made a big mistake.
16:10You've made a big mistake.
16:12It's too much.
16:34I'm going to wait for you.
16:34Yeah.
16:35I
16:56have
17:02to the face.
17:03PAKARLO!
17:04PAKARLO!
17:05PAKARLO!
17:06This was the only way.
17:07Just the one who played the game.
17:08No.
17:08You were a bad-tumiz, you were a drinking, you were a girl, you were a girl.
17:11No.
17:12And you were so fast, you were a leader.
17:13No, you were a leader.
17:14Shame on you, Sameer.
17:15Oh, forget that boss.
17:18You have got one with one chicken in the village.
17:21You will put one on one finger on your fingers.
17:24Yes, the way you have to go.
17:26You have to rule it, boss.
17:28Rani!
17:30Rani!
17:32I'm just going to get you some time.
17:37People have reached.
17:40Colonel Jugaraj Singh.
17:42What is it?
17:43I've got a holy water from St. Peter Church.
17:46I'm not going to be your own house,
17:49I'm not going to be your own dharma.
17:51I'm going to speak with you.
17:53Do you hear me?
17:55Yes, yes.
17:56You should have to put a gun.
17:57Why do you want to put a gun?
17:58No, they will not go out,
18:00or they will not go out.
18:02It's a good thing.
18:03Open the gun is a good thing.
18:08Yes, go.
18:09We're here.
18:10This is a gun.
18:15Samir, why are you making this gun?
18:18So you can't go out of my house.
18:21And you can't go out of your own.
18:24What is that gun?
18:25I'm not going to go out.
18:27Well, I'm not going to do that.
18:29Look, Samir.
18:30Whatever you do,
18:32you are wrong.
18:33Do you have to do anything?
18:35You're wrong.
18:36Do you have to love?
18:38I'm not going to ask you.
18:40I've never done love you.
18:42Have you ever done love?
18:44I...
18:45You've done, right?
18:47No.
18:48So, my love has been so much for my love.
18:50Why are you so much for me?
18:52Please, Samir, you...
18:54Samir!
18:56Samir, where are you?
18:58Your Mrs. inside.
19:00What?
19:01You can't go inside,
19:02when Samir's work will not be done.
19:04When Samir's work will not be done?
19:06I'll give you a chance.
19:08I'll give you a lot of love.
19:10I'll give you my hand, Samir.
19:12Please, go ahead.
19:14No.
19:16I'll give you two minutes.
19:18I'll give you two minutes.
19:20I'll give you what he's doing.
19:22Colonel!
19:24Colonel!
19:26But why are you so angry?
19:28When my dad talked about it...
19:30Colonel was only Colonel in the army.
19:32You're the Colonel of this house.
19:34If you've said yes,
19:36what can you do?
19:38Samir, please, don't forget me.
19:42Leave me my face.
19:44Leave me my face.
19:46Where are you from?
19:48Who's going to die?
19:50Who's going to die here?
19:52For God's sake, Samir!
19:54Don't worry.
19:56I'll take your ass off.
19:58Rama!
20:00Rama!
20:02Rama!
20:04Hello, Colonel.
20:08Yes.
20:10Yes!
20:12Yes!
20:14Yes!
20:16Yes!
20:20Friends.
20:22Now, I'm going to show you another one.
20:26Look, this is...
20:28This is...
20:29JADOO!
20:30Hahaha!
20:35Thank you!
20:37I want to say JADOO GARP.
20:39You can see this,
20:40a full-wool,
20:40a shardy,
20:41a garbopter,
20:41a garbage-wool,
20:41a garbage-wool,
20:42a garbage-wool,
20:42a garbage-wool,
20:42this is very easy.
20:44I will tell you,
20:45I will give you a JADOO.
20:46I am talking to you,
20:48I am talking about it.
20:49Okay,
20:49I am talking about it.
20:50What is the big deal?
20:52Let's go there.
20:54Let's go there.
20:54What is the JADOO?
20:56JADOO is not yet.
20:57I will be able to reach this girl in the sea.
21:07If there is no one in the sea,
21:14there is no one in the sea.
21:17Everyone is waiting for the sea.
21:20We have also got so much.
21:22Your face is in the sea.
21:26Let's go, let's go.
21:27Your face is in the sea.
21:29Let's see.
21:30It's very big.
21:31Yes, it's late.
21:33Om Bhrim Shreem Chamundai,
21:36let's see your face.
21:39Let's go to the sea.
21:41Let's go to the sea.
21:43Let's go to the sea.
21:45Let's go to the sea.
21:48Let's go to the sea.
21:51Let's go to the sea.
21:53Let's go to the sea.
21:55I'm going to go up here.
21:58I'm going up here.
21:59My heart is great.
22:00Let me get down.
22:01Okay, then tap.
22:02Oh!
22:03Oh!
22:04Oh!
22:05Oh!
22:06Oh!
22:07Oh!
22:08Oh!
22:09Oh!
22:10Oh!
22:11Oh!
22:12Oh!
22:13Oh!
22:14Good!
22:16Oh!
22:17Oh!
22:19Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:21Oh!
22:22Oh!
22:23Oh!
22:25Oh, Wow!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh you're...
22:29Oh!
22:30Oh!
22:31Once you are like,
22:32you've been golden,
22:33Oh!
22:34Oh!
22:36Oh!
22:37Oh, oh, uh!
22:38Oh my god, I know that I love you from Rani.
22:42Do you want to leave me alone?
22:44Don't leave me alone.
22:46The situation will be like,
22:48that you need to go.
22:50Let's go, Dad.
22:52It's time for the boat.
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