00:00This is Jungle Blush, made from disappointment and crushed fruit.
00:04I smell like pain and guava.
00:07Trying to serve body-o-dee-o-dee, but a bat licked my neck.
00:12This is why I don't trust TikTok.
00:16Welcome to Jungle ASMR.
00:22Threw it back and throughout my spine.
00:25Now my left butt cheeks permanently offline.
00:30Quick story time before I get tranquilized again.
00:33I once dated a mannequin and she cheated with a raccoon.
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