- 7 weeks ago
A fight between two eccentric collectors is cut short by a biological mutant and its army of freakish creatures.
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00:02:26All right, you boys.
00:02:34I know you're both new, so this may seem a bit strange and unfamiliar to you at first.
00:02:40You just got to pace yourself, that's all.
00:02:43That's the key.
00:02:44Keep the sewage flowing.
00:02:46That's the idea.
00:02:47Something bad comes into the trap, it's our job to fish it out.
00:02:51Fish it out, dump it in the bins.
00:02:54That's it.
00:02:54Basic.
00:03:00Hey, five bucks.
00:03:03Save it for your retirement.
00:03:05Oh, that's nothing.
00:03:07I once fished a kilo of heroin out of the trap.
00:03:10Turned it over to the police, of course.
00:03:13Yeah.
00:03:14Find all sorts of stuff.
00:03:16Diamond rings, necklaces.
00:03:19Want to know a little secret?
00:03:24My Lizzie's engagement ring?
00:03:27Got it right here.
00:03:28Yes, sir.
00:03:30I once fished a woman's hand out, with her fingerprints cut on.
00:03:39And embryos.
00:03:41Embryos?
00:03:42You know, don't want it around, flush it down.
00:03:47Bullshit.
00:03:48Oh, we get them.
00:03:49Four or five a year.
00:03:51Sometimes, like, they ain't got no arms and legs and shit.
00:03:57You know, deformed.
00:04:00Sometimes, we get things, don't rightly know what the hell they are.
00:04:08I reckon I've seen just about everything that can come out of a sewer pipe.
00:04:12What the hell is this?
00:04:26Come on, Martin, what is it?
00:04:28It's just one of them things.
00:04:30Holy shit.
00:04:32Man.
00:04:42So, what is it?
00:04:45Well, like I said, it's, uh, one of them bangs.
00:04:50What do we do with it?
00:04:52I'll take care of it.
00:04:54That's my responsibility, it's heading to shift.
00:04:56So, you two can relax.
00:04:58Everything's under my control.
00:05:00What do you do with it?
00:05:00Oh, my God.
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:06:00Well, that's the whole point, George.
00:06:01I knew you had a bicephalic fetus.
00:06:03I sold it to you.
00:06:04That's why I know that little two-headed darling's a boy.
00:06:07This one I got now as a girl.
00:06:08You'll have a match set.
00:06:09Well, now, I think we're talking somewhere along the lines of $12,500 with free delivery?
00:06:22Yes, George.
00:06:27Honey, honey, I know the two-headed babies ain't as rare as once they were, but you can't exactly pick one up at Sears now, can you?
00:06:32Oh, my God.
00:06:41International Medical Specimens, Inc., Alvina, speaking.
00:06:46Uh-huh.
00:06:48Uh-huh.
00:06:49Okay, now, hold on.
00:06:51I'll see if Ms. Yost is free.
00:06:53Okay.
00:07:23Hi. Hello. Um, Ms. Yost, um, she's like on another call sort of thing. Um, do you think you can hold?
00:07:32Yeah. Yeah, I can hold.
00:07:35Okay, sweetie.
00:07:44Honey, honey, I gotta tell you.
00:07:46When I first looked into those two pairs of baby blues peeking out at me from that bottle of denatured alcohol, I thought of you.
00:07:53But you know your Belinda doesn't believe in the hard sell. I mean, you ain't interested. I pick up the phone. This little two-headed angel is going to be flying to somebody else.
00:08:05And Georgie boy, this is a no-deposit, no-return kind of business. Want to come on down and take a look?
00:08:13That's fine. You like the little angel? You give me a certified check, cash and carry.
00:08:20Well, I look forward to seeing you, too.
00:08:23Right.
00:08:26Yes, baby. You got it. You are so good.
00:08:35Elvina? Is that guy from the sewers still on hold?
00:08:37Uh, well, he's still on the line, but I can't, um...
00:08:43Fine, fine, fine.
00:08:44I think the whole thing ain't working.
00:08:45Never mind.
00:08:49Martin, angel. Long time no hear. Where have you been hiding yourself?
00:08:53Uh-huh.
00:08:55Uh-huh.
00:08:58Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Say that again?
00:09:05No, no, no. Just... describe it.
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:14Yeah?
00:09:14I'll be right down.
00:09:24Elvina, call up Mr. Lazar.
00:09:26Tell him they have something really hot coming in.
00:09:28Tell him to meet me down in cold storage and...
00:09:31I'll shoot an hour.
00:09:32What about Dr. Lorca? I mean, I thought we were supposed to...
00:09:35Honey, honey, if I wanted a thinking receptionist, you'd be working at Burger King, okay?
00:09:39Now pick up the phone and call Mr. Lazar. I've got to run.
00:09:42Well, can I take...
00:09:44lunch?
00:09:45Lunch?
00:09:45Hello?
00:10:02Dr. Lorca?
00:10:04Um, this is Elvina Shaw from...
00:10:06Well, you know.
00:10:09Well, you know how you told me to call you, Whiff.
00:10:12Why, yes, she is.
00:10:16Just like you suspected, I bet.
00:10:20Uh-huh. Mr. Lazar.
00:10:23That's right.
00:10:25Uh-huh.
00:10:28Sure, sure. As soon as I find something out.
00:10:31Uh-huh.
00:10:33Well, thank you.
00:10:34Sheila, this world is full of dishonest people.
00:10:46Do tell, Doc.
00:10:47I have paid this woman, this Belinda Yost, a costly retainer for years,
00:10:51to guarantee that I will have the first opportunity to buy her unusual specimens.
00:10:56Don't have to tell me. I write the checks.
00:10:57And now she has gone behind my back.
00:11:01And to whom do you think?
00:11:03Smithsonian.
00:11:04Uh-huh. That would be bad enough.
00:11:06But she's sneaking behind my back with that gauche,
00:11:09undiscriminating collector of medical garbage, Napoleon Lazar.
00:11:13How can I continue to do business with this dishonest woman?
00:11:16Doc, you want my opinion?
00:11:19Perhaps.
00:11:20You say the world is full of dishonest people.
00:11:23I say, if you can't beat them, join them.
00:11:33So, has Miss Yost said anything more about the specimen?
00:11:37Um, nope.
00:11:40Nope.
00:11:42Ah, well.
00:11:48Well, Miss Yost.
00:11:51Vive le Napoleon.
00:11:53Just hold on one second.
00:11:54I'm going to show you something that'll knock your socks off.
00:11:57When I leave in the middle of a board meeting,
00:11:59I expect to have my socks knocked.
00:12:02Have I ever disappointed you?
00:12:04Occasionally.
00:12:05Oh, now, don't be like that.
00:12:09Well, Marty boy, have I made you happy?
00:12:15You sure have.
00:12:17If I find anything else...
00:12:18Well, just give me a call.
00:12:20Elvina, why don't you show Martin on out?
00:12:23Um, yeah, sure.
00:12:27Come on.
00:12:28And close the door on your way out.
00:12:33Sir, you're about to spend a huge quantity of money.
00:12:37Well, it's always good to know these things.
00:12:40In fact, I'm going to tell you exactly what you're going to do.
00:12:42In about 60 seconds, you're going to pick up your portable phone.
00:12:44You're going to call someone.
00:12:46You're going to have them deliver to me a certified check for $650,000.
00:12:49How eccentric of me.
00:12:52In addition, you're going to sign some documents I got tucked in here.
00:12:55Somewhere.
00:12:56Said documents constituting a guarantee to purchase no less than $250,000 of medical specimens
00:13:03from me per year for the next 10 years.
00:13:06How generous of me.
00:13:09I give you a check.
00:13:10I agree to purchase a quarter of a million dollars of your medical leftovers.
00:13:15Per year for the next 10 years.
00:13:17Per year for the next 10 years.
00:13:19My goodness.
00:13:23Whatever has come over me.
00:13:26Napoleon, you're sweet.
00:13:28But I can see right through you and to the other side, my friend.
00:13:32I got three drunks, two junkies, and six fat people in my immediate family alone.
00:13:37I know when someone's hooked on something, I know all the signs.
00:13:40I just name my price, and I won't negotiate.
00:13:43If the air's too thin for you, then there's no reason for me to open this box.
00:13:47I won't get more from anybody else, I know that.
00:13:50But this is what I want.
00:13:53And if you won't give it to me, then I'll take less from Lorca.
00:13:57Don't mention that medical fraud, that cadaverous Castilian dilettante.
00:14:02Honey, you're either in the game or you're not.
00:14:05Open the box.
00:14:17May I?
00:14:25Please.
00:14:28It's real, all right.
00:14:30Don't think I would have bought it otherwise.
00:14:32It ain't no piltdown, baby.
00:14:33Alphonse, attend, please.
00:14:50You are to go to Mr. Willitson at our special bank.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:54You are to have him draft a certified check for $650,000 made out to Ms. Belinda Yost.
00:15:01That's right.
00:15:02Repeat, please.
00:15:06And that is correct.
00:15:07You are then to hand-carry that check to me here at International Medical Specimens.
00:15:13Estimate time, please.
00:15:14Make it snappy-nappy.
00:15:19That will be acceptable.
00:15:21And Alphonse, don't be late.
00:15:23You'll have your check within two hours.
00:15:30Honey, you just made me a very happy girl.
00:15:33The documents, please.
00:15:35Please.
00:15:37I don't know.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:49I don't know.
00:15:50I don't know.
00:15:51If you're here, I don't know.
00:15:53I don't know.
00:15:53The Little Pigeon is on his way.
00:16:11Roger, Wilco. Over and out.
00:16:23What? What?
00:16:42This is my private road.
00:16:44Are you alive?
00:16:57You know you shouldn't be here.
00:17:01You!
00:17:02Don't move, little froggy!
00:17:06What is this?
00:17:08It ain't candid, Cameron. Open the door!
00:17:10You try anything funny, I'll fill you with so many holes.
00:17:16People will be able to read through you.
00:17:17My wallet is in my inside pocket.
00:17:20Move! Shut up! Up against that tree!
00:17:23Just what are you planning on doing?
00:17:25Not answering stupid questions. Move!
00:17:32And what do you do walking around like that, with no top on?
00:17:35I'm free. I'm proud. I'm woman.
00:17:37Now wrap your arms around that tree.
00:17:49You realize, of course, you're going to go to jail for this.
00:17:51I know. That's why I keep coming back to my life of crime.
00:17:55It's because I like being in jail.
00:17:56Trouble is, they keep letting me out.
00:17:58Think I'd get a longer sentence with murder?
00:18:00How amusing.
00:18:02I happen to have an excellent sense of humor.
00:18:04Sit tight, bro.
00:18:07Wait. There's nothing of value in there.
00:18:24Where are you going? The beach?
00:18:26It's, um, it's a biological specimen.
00:18:29It's, it's dangerous. Contagious.
00:18:32Wow. It's cool.
00:18:35Bet this will be a real ass breaker party.
00:18:38No, no, no. Wait. You can take anything else. Take the car.
00:18:41I already got a car.
00:18:43Listen, listen. I'll give you more money.
00:18:46What are you going to do?
00:18:48Write me a check?
00:18:49See you around, brogy.
00:18:51No, no, no. Wait. Come back. Please.
00:18:54Please.
00:18:55Come back, you thief.
00:18:58Please.
00:19:00You hoe.
00:19:01I'll kill you.
00:19:03I'll kill you.
00:19:04Come back.
00:19:06Come back.
00:19:07Come back.
00:19:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:07Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:37There you are, my treasure.
00:21:04This is your new home.
00:21:07Here you will be appreciated.
00:21:10Love.
00:21:10Doc, uh, you two want to be left alone?
00:21:24Yes, yes, I think we do.
00:21:31I won't be having dinner tonight, I think.
00:21:37Well, I will.
00:21:39See you later, Doc.
00:21:40Sheila, don't forget the preservative.
00:21:46Can do.
00:21:47And, Sheila, thank you so much for this.
00:21:51My pleasure, Doc.
00:21:52I always knew I'd make a great highway robber.
00:21:55I'm going to go take care of the car.
00:21:57I'm going to go take care of the car.
00:22:00I'm going to go take care of the car.
00:23:03Three, two, one, bye.
00:23:33Three, two, one, bye.
00:24:03Three, two, one, bye.
00:24:33Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:03Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:33Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:34Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:35One, bye.
00:25:36Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:37Three, two, one, bye.
00:25:38One, bye.
00:25:39He didn't get it.
00:25:40He didn't come to me.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42And now my problem is, you sell this really hot shit freak to him for some undisclosed sum.
00:25:49And somebody rips it off at gunpoint.
00:25:51And keeps me handcuffed to a tree for the next 14 hours.
00:25:55So why don't you go to the police?
00:25:57Well...
00:25:58Well...
00:25:59The thing is, Mr. Cantor, although what we do is not considered illegal, it has a, oh, what's
00:26:06the word?
00:26:07Creepy?
00:26:08It has an unsavory reputation.
00:26:09It has an unsavory reputation.
00:26:10The legal situation is, oh, well, a rather gray area.
00:26:13And we want to keep it gray.
00:26:14That's no police.
00:26:17We know where my specimen is.
00:26:19We can't be sure.
00:26:20Oh, I can be sure.
00:26:21It was stolen by one of the most depraved, immoral, and covetous creatures on the face
00:26:25of the earth.
00:26:26Dr. Emilio Lorca.
00:26:28And I take it he has an interest in this stuff.
00:26:32I am a serious collector.
00:26:34Lorca is a dabbler, a dilettor.
00:26:37So how did this Lorca guy know that you had this goober?
00:26:40I would very much like to know the answer to that question myself.
00:26:45Could your phone in your office be bugged?
00:26:47I check my offices bi-monthly.
00:26:49This is a business that requires discretion, and the last time was only two days ago.
00:26:53Your receptionist?
00:26:55My receptionist is a performing chimp in human disguise.
00:26:59She's too stupid to be dishonest.
00:27:01Ms. Yost, I have yet to meet a person that stupid.
00:27:05Is she the cupcake out in the waiting room?
00:27:08Yeah, she's the cupcake.
00:27:10Elvina.
00:27:11Send her in.
00:27:13Hi, Elvina.
00:27:16Hi there.
00:27:18You know what's going on here?
00:27:20Um, well...
00:27:23Take your time.
00:27:29Y-yeah?
00:27:32Yeah?
00:27:33Yeah?
00:27:34You do.
00:27:37Yeah.
00:27:38Okay, now.
00:27:39Listen carefully.
00:27:41Dr. Lorca, he was arrested early today.
00:27:44He told the police that you helped him steal the freak from Mr. Lazar here.
00:27:48That... that fucker!
00:27:49I...
00:27:50He told the police that you were the one who actually stuck the gun in Mr. Lazar's face and left him handcuffed to a tree.
00:27:56Nuh-uh.
00:27:57Not me.
00:27:58All I did was I...
00:27:59He said the whole thing was your idea.
00:28:03Oh, God.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06Oh, God.
00:28:07Oh, God.
00:28:08Oh, God.
00:28:09Oh, God.
00:28:10Oh, God.
00:28:11I'm sorry, baby, but it looks like jail for you.
00:28:13Doc's a respected man.
00:28:14You're...
00:28:15Not.
00:28:16He's cutting a deal right now.
00:28:18You know, it'll go a lot easier for you with the judge if you just confess.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23No, I swear on my honor.
00:28:24Cross my heart.
00:28:25Hope to die.
00:28:26All I did was just tell him about... about the specimen.
00:28:29I didn't know nothing else.
00:28:30And I put up with your typing for three years because I thought you were too stupid to stab me in the back?
00:28:35You're fired.
00:28:36You're fired from everywhere.
00:28:38You're fired from the fucking universe.
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:44The police don't know anything about Dr. Lorca.
00:28:47I lied to you.
00:28:51Yeah?
00:28:56Yeah!
00:28:59Well...
00:29:00Well...
00:29:01I lied to you, too.
00:29:03Ow!
00:29:04You ungrateful little poodle dog.
00:29:06Well, it was all your fault.
00:29:07You broke your word to Dr. Lorca.
00:29:09He was supposed to have first dibs.
00:29:11And what are you?
00:29:12Defend over the fucking public morals?
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15You're an evil, corrupt person.
00:29:19She takes drugs.
00:29:21She doesn't wear any panties.
00:29:23She... she... she has sex in her office with all these men on her desk!
00:29:27You ungrateful little poodle dog!
00:29:29Ow!
00:29:30Ladies!
00:29:31Ladies!
00:29:32Fucking ladies!
00:29:33Knock it off!
00:29:34Knock it off!
00:29:35Oh, God!
00:29:36Oh, God!
00:29:38Oh, God!
00:29:39Miss Yost?
00:29:40Hey, Miss Yost?
00:29:41Normally, I'm all in for a good catfight.
00:29:42But seeing as you are paying me $160 an hour for my time, you might want to consider the colonists
00:29:46one to draw for right now.
00:29:47Well, I think I'm gonna leave now.
00:29:52No, actually, I think you're gonna stay.
00:29:56Because even though they haven't caught Dr. Lorca yet,
00:29:59it's still a possibility.
00:30:00And that makes you an accessory before the fact.
00:30:04I'm a what?
00:30:06It means when you called Dr. Lorca
00:30:08and told him about the goober,
00:30:10you helped him to steal it in the eyes of the law.
00:30:14Nuh-uh.
00:30:15No, uh-huh.
00:30:17So if you want to stay out of the clutches of the highly immoral
00:30:20and sexually diverse females at county jail,
00:30:22your full-time job from now until I say so
00:30:25is getting back the aforementioned freak.
00:30:27You understand?
00:30:30Look, do what I say, you stay out of jail.
00:30:33Got it?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:37So, you see, my suspicions were firmly grounded.
00:30:42That intellectual fraud Lorca is probably pawing my specimens right now
00:30:48with his thick, clumsy fingers.
00:30:53Touching it.
00:30:56Probing it.
00:30:59Violating it.
00:31:00Inserting instruments into the most private...
00:31:05We get the idea, Nappy.
00:31:07So what do we do now?
00:31:09Simple.
00:31:10You call up Dr. Lorca and tell him you need to talk to him about a new specimen.
00:31:13Something he's sure to be interested in.
00:31:15But, that you need to come over and see him in person.
00:31:17Now, you don't want to let on that you suspect him,
00:31:19or even know that Miss Lazar here got robbed.
00:31:22Make it convincing.
00:31:24Make him want to invite you over.
00:31:26That'll be his hardest force-feeding chocolate cake to a fat boy.
00:31:29Then what?
00:31:30All four of us take a little ride over to Lorca's
00:31:32and get back your goober.
00:31:38Aren't you glad you installed the closed-circuit camera like I told you?
00:31:42Yes, you're very clever indeed.
00:31:46You see, Lazar is with him as you're suspected,
00:31:50but who is the other man?
00:31:54Muscle, I'll bet.
00:31:56Should I tell him to get lost?
00:31:58No.
00:31:59That might drive them to the police.
00:32:03They have no proof.
00:32:05I'll see them in the parlor.
00:32:07Everything is under control.
00:32:12Go, mom.
00:32:15I can't hide indeed, but I haven't found him.
00:32:16Shh.
00:32:17You just left it.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:28let me stay down,
00:32:30let me stand door絢ri월.
00:32:34Let's come over here.
00:32:36Let's see how exciting is here.
00:32:38..from from the superhero of the world.
00:32:39It's quite a little castle you got here, Doc.
00:32:45Yes. It originally stood on the Rhine.
00:32:48I had it torn down and reassembled here,
00:32:50with modern conveniences.
00:32:53What do you keep in all these rooms?
00:32:55Maybe we should take a little tour of your castle.
00:32:57Really? With or without my permission?
00:33:01Aw, come on, Doc. You're too smart to play dumb.
00:33:05You see the cast of characters here?
00:33:07You know what's going on.
00:33:08Of course.
00:33:09I admit, I spoke to your receptionist.
00:33:12You and I had an arrangement, Miss Jost.
00:33:14I had the right to assure myself that that arrangement was being honored.
00:33:18Which it was not.
00:33:19Did you have the right to send your vixen to waylay me?
00:33:23I never saw you before in my life, froggy.
00:33:27Slut. You cheap slut.
00:33:31Hey, now slut I don't mind.
00:33:33But I'm a costly slut. Deal with it.
00:33:37Ribbit.
00:33:37Hey, settle down. Settle down.
00:33:39Settle down.
00:33:42Do you mind?
00:33:45The fact that Miss Shaw spoke to me is not evidence that I committed any crime.
00:33:49Certainly not evidence that you could take to the police.
00:33:52Certainly not evidence that would get you a search warrant.
00:33:55We don't want to go to the police, unless you force us to.
00:33:59And of course we will.
00:34:00But then maybe nobody gets the guber.
00:34:02You go to jail, and you could lose your entire collection.
00:34:05Even if I were to believe that you would go to the police, go to the police with what?
00:34:12At which point, Dr. Lorca then told me that he meant to steal the specimen from Mr. Lazar,
00:34:19and that further he intended to employ his female assistant, whose name is Sheila, in furtherance of his plans.
00:34:27Well, shoot. I don't want to go to jail.
00:34:34There are lesbians there.
00:34:35I always thought that was one of the advantages.
00:34:39So you see, Dr. Lorca, if I don't get it, no one will have it.
00:34:45Miss Yost, I am prepared to match whatever Mr. Lazar offered you, to the penny.
00:34:52Well, Dr. Lorca, you must understand that it really...
00:34:54It's not up to her. The specimen is my property.
00:34:58She cannot sell what is not hers to sell.
00:35:00I had the right of first refusal on any specimen, a right for which I paid.
00:35:04Gentlemen, what's the matter for the courts to decide?
00:35:07Don't be childish, my little Emilio.
00:35:09You know, I always find it amusing that a man like you inherits, what, 50 million dollars?
00:35:17And starts to think he's really wealthy.
00:35:20Well, I'm afraid that you're playing altogether outside your league.
00:35:26Reconcile yourself.
00:35:28Some things are simply too rich for your blood.
00:35:32I am a serious, committed collector, not some amateur.
00:35:38I, sir, am a gourmet of the unusual.
00:35:42You are nothing more than a gourmand.
00:35:45I have the most complete collection of...
00:35:47Of biological trash!
00:35:49You come here barking at my door like a mongrel.
00:35:52Very well.
00:35:53I challenge you.
00:35:54Even a man who putters through life in a creaky succession of little lime-green Honda civics
00:35:59knows the superiority of the Rolls-Royce when he sees it with his own eyes.
00:36:03I will show you my specimens.
00:36:05If you can claim in good conscience that a single specimen of yours surpasses one of
00:36:10my own in perfection, then I am prepared to assure you that your missing specimen will
00:36:16be returned.
00:36:18If not, then you will disappear from my life forever.
00:36:22And I will hear from you and your cohorts no more.
00:36:26And, matter stand as they are, do you accept my challenge?
00:36:31Gladly.
00:36:41So, what's with all this table-sitting stuff, anyway?
00:36:44It's just part of my incredibly cute persona.
00:36:48You gotta admit, you aren't pretty cute.
00:36:50With the vests and the hot pants and stuff.
00:36:52You know, most women would be a bit uncomfortable seeing company dressed like that.
00:36:56But you'd pull it off nicely.
00:37:00So, what's with you and a doc, anyway?
00:37:02You were, like, raised by wolves or something?
00:37:03He found and educated you?
00:37:05No.
00:37:06I answered an ad in the Sunday Herald.
00:37:08Doc was looking for a personal assistant.
00:37:10You know, someone to clean the castle, take care of his specimens, keep his books, write
00:37:15his checks.
00:37:16And he hired you?
00:37:17I must say, it worked out rather nicely for the both of us.
00:37:21Well, I have to admit, there aren't many places in this big, wide world for someone as eccentric
00:37:27and potentially dangerous as myself fits in.
00:37:30I can't argue with that.
00:37:31I mean, that look would definitely not fly if I say I like a dental hygienist.
00:37:35Man, these little bitty sandwiches are good.
00:37:37What's in there?
00:37:38Salmon?
00:37:39Salmon pate and watercrest.
00:37:41I made the pate myself.
00:37:42Well, I'm glad to see you're enjoying your little sandwiches at $160 an hour, Mr. Cantor.
00:37:48And I live to serve, Miss Yost, but my service is no longer required.
00:37:51I want you to know who the hell is keeping you.
00:37:57So, where are we at, Doc?
00:37:59Where are we at, you ask?
00:38:03Well, I am here sampling some of Sheila's delicious pate and watercrest sandwiches.
00:38:11He's so sweet.
00:38:13You, Mr. Cantor, and Miss Elvina Shaw are cooling your collective heels.
00:38:19Sheila is being her usual charming self,
00:38:21and Mr. Lazar is in my study, having his soul slowly and inexorably crushed in an hydraulic press.
00:38:28This planarian...
00:38:41This planarian...
00:38:42This planarian...
00:38:47It's five times larger than any specimen known to science.
00:38:56I can count the spines on the anterior palps.
00:39:12My collection...
00:39:21My life...
00:39:24A shame...
00:39:28You're inhuman.
00:39:37Then you admit defeat?
00:39:40Yes.
00:39:41No.
00:39:42That was only part of your collection.
00:39:54What about the human specimens, hmm?
00:39:56And you think I would have lower standards for our own species than for flatworms?
00:40:00Oh, no.
00:40:01Talk.
00:40:02Just show me.
00:40:03Very well.
00:40:04Right this way, please.
00:40:06Follow me.
00:40:14What?
00:40:15Me too.
00:40:16By all means, especially you, my dear.
00:40:31My babies!
00:40:32They're gone!
00:40:33Where are they?
00:40:34Where are they?!
00:40:39Kindler, Your Honor!
00:40:41Kindler, Kindler, what's all this fighting about?
00:40:43Emilio!
00:40:44Emilio, let go of Napoleon's deal right now!
00:40:47Can we have civilized, please?!
00:40:48Are you listening to me?!
00:40:50Don't just stand there. Stop them!
00:40:51What for?
00:40:52The dark swimming!
00:40:53Don't just stand there. Stop them.
00:40:55Who for? The Doc's winning.
00:40:57Can't hurt you, Mike.
00:41:00Excuse me.
00:41:02Miss Lazar, you need to roll Doc Walker over on top.
00:41:09All right, Doc.
00:41:10Let's go over here now and stop making some fingers.
00:41:12Now!
00:41:19How can we always settle down here?
00:41:21I swear to God, you two make me ashamed to be in this lot of work.
00:41:24You'll never get away with this.
00:41:26Neither will you. Where are my babies? What have you done with them?
00:41:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:41:30Liar. You were in the study alone. No one else could have touched you.
00:41:33Quiet down, you two. Behave yourselves.
00:41:35Listen, you were only out of the study for a minute.
00:41:38How could he have found this place, hidden the goobers, and got back out in that length of time?
00:41:41I don't know. Perhaps Mr. Lazar can answer that question himself.
00:41:45And look, his alcohol splattered all over the place, and there was none on Mr. Lazar.
00:41:50Look, on the floor.
00:41:54It's just splatters.
00:41:55No, no, no, no. Look.
00:41:57No, he is here.
00:42:04No, he is here.
00:42:09No, he is here.
00:42:13No.
00:42:15No, he is here.
00:42:19And he does not самоеji about a complex shop.
00:42:21No, move on, Ken.
00:42:22Nothing inside.
00:42:30And just what are you suggesting?
00:42:33That my specimens broke out of their bottles and climbed through the wall vent?
00:42:37No, this is altogether too conveniently theatrical a display for my tastes.
00:42:42I want my babies back.
00:42:45And none of you are leaving here until I get them.
00:42:52I want my babies back.
00:43:22You knew your pitiful collection of human oddities could never match mine.
00:43:32So you staged this absurdity.
00:43:34You intended this all along.
00:43:37Well, you Castilian swine, the deal is off.
00:43:41I want my specimen back.
00:43:42Wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec.
00:43:44You think you can hide behind your lies or this buffoon.
00:43:47Hey, now, hold on.
00:43:48You caught me by surprise.
00:43:49I will never let that happen again.
00:43:51I said, wait a second.
00:43:53I don't care what any of you says.
00:43:54This is just not normal.
00:43:55Boy, there's today's understatement.
00:43:57That's enough.
00:43:58I will have my babies back.
00:44:00Sheila, seal the castle.
00:44:02What did you just do?
00:44:07Just listen.
00:44:10Just listen.
00:44:10I will have my babies back, she talks.
00:44:31All right.
00:44:32Let's go.
00:44:32I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die.
00:44:34I'm not going to die.
00:44:40I'm sorry.
00:44:42This is some major fucked up shit.
00:45:02Ah, you noticed. Good, I'm glad I'm getting my money's worth.
00:45:06I should be charging you hazard pay for, like, psychological trauma.
00:45:10Aren't you glad you installed the case-hardened steel shutters like I told you?
00:45:14I believe the original intention was to keep people out, not in.
00:45:16Works both ways.
00:45:18Enough of this nonsense. Open the doors.
00:45:21Emilio, I am very disappointed in you.
00:45:24Really? Well, the disappointment is mutual.
00:45:27Now listen carefully, everyone.
00:45:29No one is leaving here until my specimens are returned.
00:45:32What? Me too?
00:45:34Oh, no. You can go.
00:45:36Oh, thank God. So now how do I get out of here?
00:45:39She was being sarcastic, you moron.
00:45:41Huh?
00:45:43Well, that's not very funny.
00:45:45Stealing is one thing, but kidnapping is something altogether different.
00:45:48And assault and battery.
00:45:50I shouldn't have to point out that we outnumber you.
00:45:53Plus, Mr. Cantor is armed.
00:45:55Uh, no, I'm not.
00:45:57What?
00:45:58What?
00:45:59I don't carry a gun.
00:46:01I don't even own one.
00:46:02A hundred and sixty dollars an hour and you don't have a gun?
00:46:05Who the hell do I look like? Mannix?
00:46:07You want a bodyguard? Get a bodyguard.
00:46:09You pay me for my skills as an investigator, my experience, and my mental prowess.
00:46:13Oh, Christ.
00:46:15Well, even though Mr. Cantor doesn't have a gun, he's clearly a match for the both of you physically.
00:46:21You can't fight, can't you?
00:46:23Oh, yeah. Sure.
00:46:24Plus, with the four of us, we outnumber you four to two.
00:46:28Actually, it's eleven to four.
00:46:30What?
00:46:31Me, the doc, and nine silly little millimeters.
00:46:36As in nine millimeters, semi-automatic shoots a clip of twenty slugs in half a second.
00:46:41Aren't you glad I had you buy it for me?
00:46:43Indeed I am.
00:46:46Please, everyone, sit down.
00:46:48What, me too?
00:46:49Yes!
00:46:50All right, all right.
00:47:01Now, I am not, despite recent events, an unreasonable person.
00:47:05However, let me make it perfectly clear that if my specimens are not returned to me and in perfect condition,
00:47:14none of you are going to get out of here alive.
00:47:17And rest assured, if they have been harmed in any way, whatever you have done to them, I will do to you.
00:47:27I'm glad you're not being unreasonable.
00:47:29Mr. Cantor, Mr. Cantor, every man has an overriding passion.
00:47:36A thing for which he will do anything.
00:47:39A thing for which he will kill.
00:47:42For men like me, even like Mr. Lazar, it's the pursuit of biologically unique oddities.
00:47:51For Ms. Yost, it's money.
00:47:54For the ineluctable Ms. Shaw, who can say? Bingo, perhaps?
00:48:01Huh?
00:48:02Enough, please.
00:48:03Enough, please.
00:48:04Now, my dear Sheila is going to take you upstairs to a little room we have.
00:48:12More of a storage closet, actually.
00:48:14You will be locked in, then we will search this house.
00:48:18If we find my babies in good condition, I will be inclined toward leniency.
00:48:24Otherwise.
00:48:25Now, before we drag this whole thing out, does someone perhaps have something to say?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35I think all of you.
00:48:36Inclusive.
00:48:37I were off to see the wizard.
00:48:39First of all, there's no way any of us could have pinched you little goobers.
00:48:42Second of all, even if we did, who cares?
00:48:45Third, the whole freak thing, the buying, the selling, the trading, it's weird.
00:48:49It's fucked up.
00:48:51So why don't we just go home?
00:48:53You two guys can get yourself a life.
00:48:55Collect stamps, join the Y, go into local politics, go on a date.
00:48:58Something.
00:48:59Well, that was pretty pathetic.
00:49:01What?
00:49:02Me too?
00:49:03Yes!
00:49:04All right.
00:49:05Everybody's yelling at me.
00:49:06You try to do the right thing.
00:49:07You try to help somebody out and this is what happens?
00:49:09Come on, pigeons.
00:49:10This way to the coop.
00:49:11Oh, don't be so gloomy.
00:49:13It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:15It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:16It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:18It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:21It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:23It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:26It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:27It's the Van Gogh look.
00:49:28It's probably already infected.
00:49:31Ms. Yost.
00:49:32Look, we're all adults here.
00:49:34Don't be laying no grief on me.
00:49:36I gotta pee.
00:49:40Don't let us stop you.
00:49:42What?
00:49:43What?
00:49:44In front of everybody?
00:49:45That's gross!
00:49:49Hey, knock it off!
00:49:50Hey, baby, you wanna go up here and try this for a while?
00:49:53You don't like it?
00:49:54Move.
00:49:55Oh, man.
00:49:56Talk about a dog shit day.
00:49:58It goes to show you, you work for squirrels, you end up nuts.
00:50:03All right.
00:50:04Pass me up something heavy.
00:50:06How much do you weigh, Alvina?
00:50:08Huh?
00:50:09Hey, knock it off.
00:50:10My arms are getting tired.
00:50:12Excuse me.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:14Staying clear.
00:50:27Well, sure knew how to build him back then.
00:50:41Well, what are you gonna do now?
00:50:44Damn.
00:51:04What the hell's that banging sound?
00:51:13Hey.
00:51:14Hey.
00:51:15Hey.
00:51:16What?
00:51:17What is it?
00:51:18I love you, I love you.
00:51:21No, no, no.
00:51:23No, no, no.
00:51:24No, it's a mom, mom.
00:51:41Hey.
00:51:42Hey.
00:51:43Hey.
00:51:44What?
00:51:45What is it?
00:51:45Listen.
00:51:46Where is it coming from?
00:51:48Let's go to the other side of this wall.
00:52:10Who could it be?
00:52:11More of Lorca's prisoners, no doubt.
00:52:13He may have dozens for all we know.
00:52:16No, there's a comforting thought.
00:52:32I don't suppose anybody here knows Morse code?
00:52:34Unless it's a telegraph operator on the other side of the wall,
00:52:37it really doesn't matter much now, does it?
00:52:39I guess not.
00:52:41Hey, other side of the wall!
00:52:43Can you hear me?
00:52:44Knock twice if you can hear me.
00:52:52Are you prisoners too?
00:52:53Knock twice if you are.
00:52:57Hey, so are we.
00:52:58We're locked in this closet.
00:53:00Are you locked in too?
00:53:01Knock twice if you are.
00:53:03Can you get out of your room?
00:53:04If he can hear you.
00:53:05Why is he knocking at all?
00:53:06Why does he just answer?
00:53:08Maybe he's a deaf mute.
00:53:10Alvina, if he were deaf, how could he hear the questions?
00:53:11Well, maybe he...
00:53:12I don't know.
00:53:13Clear out of my way.
00:53:14All right, you out there.
00:53:15We're locked in this closet.
00:53:16And as you probably know, the entire freaking castle is sealed up tighter than a lockjaw.
00:53:31Don't look too good for us.
00:53:32And it probably don't look too good for you either.
00:53:33You help us, we'll help you.
00:53:34What do you say?
00:53:35All right, can you get out of wherever you're at?
00:53:36All right, baby.
00:53:37This is a $64,000 question now.
00:53:38Can you get out of wherever you're at?
00:53:39All right, baby.
00:53:40This is a $64,000 question now.
00:53:41Can you unlock this door and get us out?
00:54:02Does that mean you can't?
00:54:05Does that mean you can't?
00:54:13Am I boring you?
00:54:15Listen.
00:54:17Hey, are you out there or not?
00:54:19Honey, honey, can you unlock this door and get us out?
00:54:29How's it coming?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:39Do-la-tho-open?
00:54:43You know what? I bet it's a kid.
00:54:45Maybe a little kid.
00:54:47I can't make head nor tails of this.
00:54:49It says door-lock-how-open.
00:54:55Listen up. You need to get a crowbar.
00:54:57It's a metal bar with an edge to slip between the door and the jam.
00:55:01You understand?
00:55:04How many of you are out there?
00:55:10What the hell?
00:55:12Four of them?
00:55:33My babies.
00:55:35It makes no sense.
00:55:37None of them could have gotten upstairs without being seen unless I would have had to walk through this room in order to reach the rest of the house.
00:55:43Where could they be?
00:55:45Unless...
00:55:47Unless he put them in the acid bath after all.
00:55:51Perhaps his overinflated ego couldn't accept utter defeat at my hands.
00:55:57Perhaps...
00:56:00My babies.
00:56:02Doc, can I give you some advice?
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:11Someone upstairs in that closet has to have a pretty good idea what happened to your babies.
00:56:16Let's motivate them.
00:56:19Yes.
00:56:20And we'll start with Lazar.
00:56:25I think they've got it.
00:56:26Do you have it?
00:56:27Do you have the crowbar?
00:56:30Okay.
00:56:31Stand back.
00:56:36That's it.
00:56:37It's coming.
00:56:39Keep it up.
00:56:40I'll pay you $100,000 if you can get me out of this house.
00:56:44It's...
00:57:05It's...
00:57:06It's magnificent.
00:57:08Look...
00:57:10My specimen.
00:57:11By specimen. By specimen. It's a lie.
00:57:16Now this closet suddenly doesn't seem so bad.
00:57:18Do you think they're dangerous?
00:57:20I think that would be numbered among the possibilities, yes.
00:57:22Miss Joost, I've got to have them.
00:57:25What?
00:57:26Listen to me, all of you. I'll give you a million dollars each
00:57:31if you help me catch them and get them out of here.
00:57:34Your brain's fried. What are you talking about?
00:57:36I'll do it.
00:57:38What?
00:57:39For a million dollars? I'll help.
00:57:42Hey, I've got to look to the future.
00:57:45I mean, since I'm unemployed...
00:57:47I'm in. For two million.
00:57:50What?
00:57:51Hey, if she's getting a million, I'm worth at least two.
00:57:53Very well done.
00:57:55I take it you're sitting this one out, Mr. Cantor?
00:57:57Well, hold on a second here.
00:57:59Has anybody noticed anything strange?
00:58:02Like what?
00:58:03Like the fact that these freaks are, like, alive.
00:58:06I mean, that's a little bit odd, even for you.
00:58:08You guys are all Dr. Lorca's freaks, right?
00:58:11You're all pickled in bottles, dead.
00:58:13I mean, somebody, correct me if I'm wrong here, but this is not normal.
00:58:17These guys no longer fall into the category of being, like, biological oddities.
00:58:22Well, of course I understand that.
00:58:25They are unique biological oddities.
00:58:34Babies.
00:58:35You're...
00:58:37You're alive.
00:58:39Get one of those blankets.
00:58:42No.
00:58:43No gun.
00:58:44We can't risk injuring them.
00:58:47Doc, this is really not normal.
00:58:50That's what I said.
00:58:51Get away from them, Lorca.
00:58:53They're coming with me.
00:58:54Really?
00:58:55And where do you think you're going?
00:58:57I'm going to give them the home that they deserve.
00:59:01Gourmet food.
00:59:03Sophisticated entertainment.
00:59:05The finest education.
00:59:08A gymnasium.
00:59:10Anything.
00:59:12Anything you want.
00:59:14Don't listen to him.
00:59:15Who kept you safe in your bottles?
00:59:17Who tended you?
00:59:18Who loved you?
00:59:20Don't listen to that man.
00:59:21To him you'll never be more than another notch in his belt.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:27Don't believe him.
00:59:29All he wants to do is put you on a pedestal.
00:59:33I...
00:59:35I respect you.
00:59:37Wow.
00:59:38This is really weird.
00:59:40I want to help you develop your fall.
00:59:43potential.
00:59:56Now see what you've done?
00:59:58You've upset him.
01:00:00Come down, my baby.
01:00:03My little baby.
01:00:05I've upset him?
01:00:06It was you...
01:00:07Oh, hell, I'm going to throw the blanket.
01:00:09Sometimes it just takes a woman to...
01:00:11Take my babies.
01:00:17Jewels.
01:00:19My ass!
01:00:20Oh, goddammit!
01:00:23Oh, my gosh!
01:00:24Oh, get up!
01:00:27Stop it!
01:00:28Stop it!
01:00:30Stop it!
01:00:35Don't hurt them!
01:00:36I can't!
01:00:37Help!
01:00:38Help!
01:00:42Help her!
01:00:44Help!
01:00:46Help!
01:00:52Help!
01:00:53Oh, my gosh!
01:00:55Oh, my gosh!
01:00:57Get your head off of him!
01:00:59It's your attendant doing him harm.
01:01:01Stop it!
01:01:02Something's hurting him!
01:01:03You're hurting him!
01:01:08You see? He knows who loves him.
01:01:33Are you okay?
01:01:39Sure. Why not?
01:01:42No reason. No reason at all.
01:01:45Is there any other way in or out of this place?
01:01:48No. Not with the windows sealed.
01:01:53Damn.
01:02:03Crowbar!
01:02:13Don't worry. Deadbolt runs from side to side through the ceiling and the floor.
01:02:17He's not prying it open.
01:02:19I guess the dog believes in security when he's sleeping.
01:02:23Not really. But I do. This is my room.
01:02:27Wow. Nice room. Very tasteful.
01:02:33I'm a very tasteful person.
01:02:51I guess they've quit for now.
01:02:57There's a little music, I guess, to give up a minute.
01:03:01The jeux' bass's sound.
01:03:05No. No. Nice dream.
01:03:10No. No. That's cool.
01:03:13JEANTS
01:03:19That was a big part.
01:03:21Oh, my God.
01:03:51I confess, I'm finding this process rather stimulating.
01:03:56Yeah, nappy?
01:03:58Well, I gotta tell you, normally having my ass admired by some guy who's richer than God would get my juices flowing lickety split.
01:04:05But to be perfectly honest, I'm just not in the mood.
01:04:11Just as well, I suppose.
01:04:13The atmosphere is hardly conducive.
01:04:16And, of course, we need to talk about my specimens.
01:04:18Honey, as things stand now, it's more like we're their specimens if you catch my drift.
01:04:23Well, the first course of action is immobilize Lorca and that dangerous assistant.
01:04:29Then we scour the house, and when we find the specimens, I will convince them to come with us.
01:04:35Or, if necessary, take them by force.
01:04:38I see you got this all planned out.
01:04:41For their own good, of course.
01:04:43Of course.
01:04:44And, of course, your assistants will be of enormous value to me.
01:04:51Value?
01:04:52Oh, monetary value.
01:04:56Enormous.
01:04:58Enormous.
01:05:01Monetary value.
01:05:05Oh, nappy, you're really speaking my language now.
01:05:08Why, Miss Yost, I've never seen you looking nicer.
01:05:20Do me a favor, make this one a quickie, will you, you two?
01:05:22I gotta pee.
01:05:24Oh, and remember, this is my bathroom.
01:05:27A little hygiene would be appreciated.
01:05:29I'm sure that the key to this matter is my most recent acquisition.
01:05:40This being is almost certainly responsible for the revivification of the others.
01:05:46So we kill him, the others apaste.
01:05:49Is that the idea?
01:05:50Kill?
01:05:51Of course not.
01:05:52Are you insane?
01:05:53I mean that the new one is the one we must reason with.
01:05:57Persuade.
01:05:57Their recent actions were merely self-defense in response to Miss Yost's irrational attack.
01:06:03I truly believe they do not mean to harm us.
01:06:07No doubt they are hiding someplace now.
01:06:11Terrified.
01:06:11Look.
01:06:13Look, can we at least agree
01:06:42not to enter into open combat
01:06:44so all the little goobas are locked up nice and safe?
01:06:47Can we do that?
01:06:48And who exactly is going to be doing the locking up?
01:06:51The rightful guardian.
01:06:53I believe you're going to monopolize
01:06:55the discovery that should be...
01:06:57should be...
01:06:58Monopolized by you?
01:07:00Yes!
01:07:01Well, let me warn all of you.
01:07:03This house is still sealed,
01:07:04and only Sheila and I know the proper code key
01:07:07that will unlock the doors and windows.
01:07:09This house is impervious.
01:07:12Oh, what now?
01:07:20Are you still out there?
01:07:23Can you tell us what you want?
01:07:28You're not planning on opening that door, are you?
01:07:31They stuck a note under the door before.
01:07:33They can do it again.
01:07:34Can you write down what you want from us?
01:07:36We don't want to hurt you.
01:07:37Listen.
01:07:41How could they know how to write?
01:07:43It makes no sense.
01:07:44They did it before.
01:07:45And is it a friendly message?
01:08:01It's gibberish.
01:08:03No, it isn't.
01:08:04The message reads,
01:08:05You hurt bad.
01:08:10Scare.
01:08:11Hurt.
01:08:12We no stay.
01:08:15We go.
01:08:17You let us go.
01:08:20We no go.
01:08:22You die.
01:08:24That certainly seems pretty clear.
01:08:28It is clear that we are dealing, in essence,
01:08:30with a single dominant intellect.
01:08:33You mean that, uh, double-faced one?
01:08:35Yes.
01:08:36If, in fact, this being is only a day or two old,
01:08:39then it has absorbed human speech and reading
01:08:42in the fairly sophisticated level of comprehension
01:08:46in, in just a matter of hours.
01:08:48In addition, it seems to have some sort of
01:08:50tenor or hypnotic power,
01:08:52though it does not appear to have, uh,
01:08:54influenced us.
01:08:56It is an altogether new kind of intelligence.
01:08:59Perhaps, uh,
01:09:00a new species.
01:09:02Hmm.
01:09:03Hmm.
01:09:04Hmm.
01:09:04Hmm.
01:09:04Hmm.
01:09:05Hmm.
01:09:05Hmm.
01:09:05Hmm.
01:09:06Hmm.
01:09:06Hmm.
01:09:06Hmm.
01:09:06Hmm.
01:09:07Hmm.
01:09:07Hmm.
01:09:08Hmm.
01:09:08Hmm.
01:09:08Hmm.
01:09:09Hmm.
01:09:09Hmm.
01:09:10Hmm.
01:09:10Hmm.
01:09:11Hmm.
01:09:11Hmm.
01:09:12Hmm.
01:09:12Hmm.
01:09:13Hmm.
01:09:14Hmm.
01:09:15Hmm.
01:09:16Hmm.
01:09:16Hmm.
01:09:43Hmm.
01:09:45Hmm.
01:09:46Hmm.
01:09:46Oh, my God.
01:10:16Oh, my God, get it off!
01:10:25No!
01:10:27Get it off!
01:10:31Hold still, kid-head!
01:10:35Oh, my God!
01:10:38Get it!
01:10:43You're sick!
01:10:46Somebody watch the door!
01:10:49The perfect perfect, help!
01:10:54Wait a second, don't go running around!
01:10:56I don't know where you're going!
01:10:58It's me!
01:10:59Wait a second, help!
01:11:01You got up there, where are you?
01:11:02There's a little bit of a bitch.
01:11:03No!
01:11:04No!
01:11:05No!
01:11:05No!
01:11:06No!
01:11:07No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:09No!
01:11:09No!
01:11:10No!
01:11:10No!
01:11:11No!
01:11:11Jesus fucking Christ!
01:11:25Did she hurt them?
01:11:27No.
01:11:28No, I think they're okay.
01:11:31Then get out of my way!
01:11:33I don't think they're going to kill me.
01:11:38No!
01:11:38No!
01:11:40Bye-bye!
01:11:43No!
01:11:43I don't know where to go on.
01:11:46I think they're going to get
01:12:00Little ones, I'll take you out of here
01:12:06But first
01:12:09You have to kill them
01:12:12Hey, hey, hey
01:12:14No, no, no, no, not all of them
01:12:16Just, just those two
01:12:18But first, you've got to force them to tell you the key code
01:12:24Don't listen to him
01:12:25It's dangerous out there
01:12:26Stay here with me
01:12:28You'll be safe
01:12:29I'll, uh, I'll take you out for drives
01:12:32Come back
01:12:38Excuse me
01:12:46Jesus
01:12:50All we need is a guy in a white suit and a butterfly net
01:12:53To make this friggin' scene complete
01:12:55Come out
01:12:58Come out, little ones
01:13:00Come to Papa
01:13:01Wherever you are, don't listen to him
01:13:04I'm your Papa
01:13:05Me
01:13:06There, there you are
01:13:12Don't be afraid
01:13:14I'm not going to hurt you
01:13:16This is your home
01:13:18No, no, no, you belong to me
01:13:19I'm the only one who's worthy of you
01:13:22That to get back, you interloper
01:13:23No, he's mine
01:13:25No
01:13:28Fooling you, bastard
01:13:33I think you're nothing but a key fraud
01:13:36That's enough
01:13:48Let's settle this once and for all
01:13:53If you're man enough
01:13:54I was man enough to deal with you
01:13:56Before I collected my first steroid bryozoan colony
01:14:00No more words
01:14:02Steal only
01:14:07And go
01:14:10Excuse me, boys
01:14:22Boys
01:14:23I'll just keep looking
01:14:26First blood
01:14:47Ha
01:14:48First blood
01:14:50Only fools talk of first blood
01:14:52It's last blood that counts
01:14:54Watch my surrender
01:15:09Sorry
01:15:10Go, Doc, go, Doc
01:15:22You're our man
01:15:23If you can't stab him, nobody can
01:15:25What the hell?
01:15:27Doc's my team
01:15:28At last
01:15:34Our rivalry has come to an end
01:15:36And I am
01:15:39The victor
01:15:40The victor
01:15:45Please
01:15:57My specimens
01:15:59Please take care of my specimens
01:16:01Later, first I'm taking care of you
01:16:03Come on, climb up
01:16:03Climb over, come on
01:16:04Yes
01:16:05Yes
01:16:06No
01:16:09No
01:16:09No
01:16:09Come on
01:16:14Come on
01:16:15He's gone
01:16:16Where all that fucking acid come from
01:16:17I don't know
01:16:18But he's gone
01:16:18Come on, let's get the hell out of here
01:16:21What?
01:16:23You just stay back
01:16:24Stay away from me
01:16:25I mean it
01:16:25What the hell are you doing?
01:16:27Doc said to take care of his specimens
01:16:29And I'm gonna fucking take care of them
01:16:30What are you trying to do, kill yourself?
01:16:31Just shut up
01:16:32All right, you little bundles of fun
01:16:35I know you can hear me
01:16:36So listen up
01:16:37You know what this is?
01:16:40This is the way out
01:16:42Punch this number in the panel
01:16:44And Doc's chair
01:16:44And all the doors open up
01:16:46Come on
01:16:47Now we can all die together
01:16:49Come on, little babies
01:16:52Come on
01:16:53That's it
01:16:55That's it
01:16:56Come on
01:16:57One big happy family
01:16:59Come on
01:17:00You little bundles of fun
01:17:01That's it
01:17:03Come on
01:17:04Come on
01:17:05You little angels
01:17:06Good fucking roots
01:17:21What are you waiting for?
01:17:25Let's go
01:17:25Yow
01:17:36Nasty
01:17:40Looks like I'm not getting paid for this job
01:17:44You got a car?
01:17:46Yeah
01:17:47You plan on come with me?
01:17:50No point sticking around here
01:17:51No offense
01:17:53Looks like I'm gonna start hitting the wall, Nancy
01:17:56I'm gonna go pack a few things
01:17:58I'm gonna go pack a few things
01:18:28Sorry I don't have any tables for you to sit on in here
01:18:31Just the usual bench seat
01:18:32Well, I'm adaptable
01:18:33You know, I bet I'd be a really good private detective
01:18:38You'd be great on surveillance the way you would just blend right in
01:18:42Well, I was thinking more along the lines of
01:18:45You being the brains, me being the muscle
01:18:47You know, I can be very loyal to the right employer
01:18:52So I noticed
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01:19:24No, no, no, no, no.
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