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00:00:00I'll see you next time.
00:00:30I'll see you next time.
00:01:00I'll see you next time.
00:01:30I know that everything is perfect.
00:01:35I know that everything is perfect.
00:01:47I know that everything is perfect.
00:01:59Oh, that feels so good.
00:02:02Alright.
00:02:03Oh, yeah.
00:02:08Right there.
00:02:10Keep going.
00:02:14Don't stop.
00:02:22Don't stop.
00:02:24Stop.
00:02:30I know that everything is perfect.
00:02:31I know that everything is perfect.
00:02:35I know that everything is perfect.
00:02:36I know that everything is perfect.
00:02:40Why did you do that?
00:02:53Choke me.
00:02:54Choke me.
00:02:55You know I want to start exploring more.
00:02:58In bed.
00:02:59Okay, but choking me?
00:03:01Really?
00:03:02I don't know if I'm into that.
00:03:04What?
00:03:05It's fun.
00:03:06I wish you would choke me more.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:10I guess I can try.
00:03:12What else?
00:03:13What about bringing in a third?
00:03:14Kayla.
00:03:15A couple?
00:03:16Rad.
00:03:17You keep asking me and asking me and every time I'm going to give you the same answer.
00:03:22If you're intimate with another person other than the person you're with, it's cheating.
00:03:27Period.
00:03:28How come you can't see that?
00:03:30I don't think so.
00:03:31If you're in love with someone, truly in love, nothing can break that.
00:03:37Not even both of us fucking another person.
00:03:39Oh my god, Kayla.
00:03:40Why I have to put it like that?
00:03:41Like what?
00:03:42Fucking.
00:03:43Fucking another person.
00:03:44Fucking yes, because that's what it is.
00:03:46It's just sex.
00:03:48It's not what we have.
00:03:49We make love.
00:03:51Why do I feel like your past relationships keep creeping into ours?
00:03:55Baby, I'm over my past.
00:03:57Really?
00:03:58Then why aren't you over this idea of being in an open relationship?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01No, I never said that.
00:04:02I do not want an open relationship with you.
00:04:05Maybe I've done that before, but baby, that is not us.
00:04:08I have not asked you for that.
00:04:10Okay, then what are you asking?
00:04:13I don't want us to get bored.
00:04:15I don't want to get bored.
00:04:16I know myself.
00:04:17I'm going to get bored and I'll leave and I don't want to do that.
00:04:20Not with you.
00:04:22This is actually me fighting for us.
00:04:25No, I'm not cool with that.
00:04:34And if you love me, you'll respect that.
00:04:36Baby, don't.
00:04:38Where are you going?
00:04:40Need a shower.
00:04:43Need to wash off my stuffiness.
00:05:13knew what consciousness needs you.
00:05:14aw identity.
00:05:23Okay, let's move on where we bring it to next Problem Lake.
00:05:26pick?
00:05:29Yeah, and you know that's the problem.
00:05:30Look, look, look.
00:05:31Hmm. So beautiful.
00:05:38This is all a dream and you're about to wake up.
00:05:42I don't think I want to wake up.
00:05:46Babe, get ready. We're leaving in 30 minutes.
00:05:50Shit.
00:05:52Why do I have to leave so early?
00:05:54Babe, it's like a four-hour drive.
00:05:58I think I'd rather stay here and watch you all day.
00:06:01Well, we've got places to go.
00:06:08All right, I guess.
00:06:25You're going to love Glory.
00:06:28Wait, Glory?
00:06:29This is her third fiancé. Three, like one, two, three.
00:06:32Wow.
00:06:33This last guy was some Vegas hotel developer and the first guy was her college professor or our college professor.
00:06:42Oh, same class? Does she at least get an A?
00:06:46So stupid, yes, of course.
00:06:47How about this new guy we're meeting?
00:06:49If this dude has the boss of land, Glory, he must be some sort of god.
00:06:53Or the devil.
00:06:54Oh.
00:06:55Oh.
00:06:55Glory?
00:06:56I heard people.
00:07:14Hey, Glory, it's Kayla.
00:07:18Can you try that doorbell?
00:07:30Wow. One hell of a doorbell.
00:07:32Geez.
00:07:34Uh, maybe there's a door around back?
00:07:38Yeah, let's try it.
00:07:42You sure it's a good idea?
00:07:44Yeah, of course. Why not?
00:07:48It's open.
00:07:52What?
00:07:56Wow.
00:08:00Did you hear that?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:04I think it's coming from down the hall.
00:08:06Come on.
00:08:12What does that sound?
00:08:14No, no. This place is amazing.
00:08:16Yeah, that looks pretty cool.
00:08:20Okay, that's definitely glorifying.
00:08:22Really?
00:08:24I'm sure. I lived with them all for two years.
00:08:26You think it's coming from upstairs?
00:08:28No, it's definitely coming from this way.
00:08:30No, that sounds like a couple animals. Are you sure that's beautiful?
00:08:34I'm not sure. It's just sex.
00:08:36Stop!
00:08:38Stop!
00:08:40No! No more!
00:08:42No! Stop!
00:08:44Stop!
00:08:54No! No more!
00:08:56No! Stop!
00:08:58Stop!
00:09:00Stop!
00:09:02Stop!
00:09:04Stop!
00:09:18Stop!
00:09:20Stop!
00:09:22Stop!
00:09:23Stop!
00:09:24Stop!
00:09:25Stop!
00:09:27Stop!
00:09:33Daddy! Daddy!
00:09:43Don't! Fuck it!
00:09:51What was that?
00:09:53I'm saying no way to come.
00:09:55Back is glory.
00:10:01Good girl.
00:10:05This place is crazy. I cannot believe
00:10:07glory moved in here with him.
00:10:09Is this what the weekend's gonna be like?
00:10:11What's going on here?
00:10:13Relax, remember? We said we were gonna have fun.
00:10:15I don't get here.
00:10:17Don't you feel pussies? Come on, it's an adventure.
00:10:19Alright, let's try to let loose.
00:10:21Maybe we can catch the sunset.
00:10:23Yeah, let's check it out.
00:10:33And I'm guessing that was numero three.
00:10:35Yeah, that wasn't the welcome I was expecting.
00:10:37Kinda hot though.
00:10:39Yeah, I agree.
00:10:41Just a little bit of gorgeousness.
00:10:43Just a little.
00:10:45Just a little bit of gorgeousness.
00:10:47Just a little.
00:10:53Baby.
00:10:55I know.
00:10:57Two years.
00:10:59Two years.
00:11:01Man, it's the longest anything I've ever had.
00:11:03And you are the first to make two years feel like five.
00:11:07I know I'm tight tight.
00:11:09You know, the whole cop thing.
00:11:11Protests.
00:11:13You know, the investigations going on, everything.
00:11:15Hey.
00:11:16But I'm just...
00:11:17Hey.
00:11:18I've dealt with your shit for this long.
00:11:20Maybe I'm starting to rub off on you a little.
00:11:23You are.
00:11:28What's up, fuckers?
00:11:30Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
00:11:34I have missed you.
00:11:35Oh, it's been so long.
00:11:36Two fucking long, sister.
00:11:38And you, sir?
00:11:39Rad, this is Glory.
00:11:41A.K.A. my sister from another mister.
00:11:43The devil's daughter.
00:11:45Humbly at your service, officer.
00:11:47Kayla, I cannot wait for you to meet my fucking smoking hot man.
00:11:51You mean numero tres, bae?
00:11:53Fuck you, bitch. I can't help it.
00:11:55I know you can't.
00:11:57Hey, Rad.
00:11:58Would you mind getting us girls some toxic love potions from the kitchen?
00:12:02Alright, sure.
00:12:03Drinks with lots of alcohol.
00:12:05Okay, got it.
00:12:06Yeah.
00:12:07Yeah, Angelo knows what I like.
00:12:09Angelo, got it.
00:12:10Yeah.
00:12:11Angelo?
00:12:12Angelo?
00:12:13That's his fucking name?
00:12:15Yeah, but I call him daddy sometimes.
00:12:18Kayla, oh my god, you have got to let me have some of that radness.
00:12:22No.
00:12:23Glory, stop.
00:12:24Please, I've never had a cop before.
00:12:26And bitch, you still owe me from college.
00:12:28Please let me have some new D before I get married.
00:12:31Early wedding present?
00:12:32This one might be off limits.
00:12:34Please, I need...
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37I'll trade you.
00:12:38Laurie.
00:12:39Kayla.
00:12:40One last hurrah for us.
00:12:43Mmm.
00:12:44Fuck it.
00:12:45Good girl.
00:12:46I have so much to tell you.
00:12:48So much has been happening.
00:12:49Oh, I know.
00:12:50We have so much to catch up on.
00:12:52We really do.
00:12:53Oh, fuck.
00:12:54Hey, man.
00:12:55Um.
00:12:56Shh.
00:12:57Don't fuck up my high.
00:12:58Oh, that's good.
00:12:59Your turn, buddy.
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:01My turn what?
00:13:02Coke.
00:13:03Yoga.
00:13:04Koga.
00:13:05Oh my gosh.
00:13:06It's just deep inhale and exhale.
00:13:07It's like fucking unicorns coming out of your nose, man.
00:13:08It's so good.
00:13:09I do realize I'm a cop, right?
00:13:10Well, I'll take that as a hard no.
00:13:11Yeah, definitely.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Cool.
00:13:14You must be the infamous rat.
00:13:15Oh, man.
00:13:16Oh, man.
00:13:17I'm a cop.
00:13:18I'm a cop.
00:13:19I'm a cop.
00:13:20Hey, man.
00:13:21Um.
00:13:22Shh.
00:13:23Don't fuck up my high.
00:13:24Oh, that's good.
00:13:25Your turn, buddy.
00:13:26Oh.
00:13:27My turn what?
00:13:28Coke.
00:13:29Yoga.
00:13:30Koga.
00:13:31Oh my gosh.
00:13:32It's just deep inhale and exhale.
00:13:33It's like fucking unicorns coming out of your nose, man.
00:13:34So good.
00:13:35I do realize I'm a cop, right?
00:13:36Well, I'll take that as a hard no.
00:13:37Yeah, definitely.
00:13:38All right.
00:13:39Cool.
00:13:40You must be the infamous rat.
00:13:42Uh, yeah.
00:13:43You know me?
00:13:44Little.
00:13:45Well, look, rat.
00:13:46This is my castle.
00:13:47Welcome.
00:13:48What's mine is literally going to be all yours.
00:13:51Okay?
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Yeah, great.
00:13:54So the girls that sent me in here and I get some drinks,
00:13:57and they said you can help me out with that, man.
00:14:01So you can show me what we need to do.
00:14:05Um, unless, uh, too fucked up with all I'm saying right now.
00:14:10I'm just trying to hear you out.
00:14:11Just trying to listen to your vibration.
00:14:13It's our first time meeting and all.
00:14:14Okay.
00:14:15Did you bring the, uh, all whites?
00:14:16Because we're doing an all white party tonight.
00:14:18You got the memo, right?
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20And I believe Kayla packed in for me.
00:14:21Nice.
00:14:22Nice.
00:14:23Fucking party time.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Yeah.
00:14:26Anyway, um, you know, if we could just stay on just this topic for just a second,
00:14:29trying to keep the girls happy.
00:14:30Um.
00:14:31The drinks?
00:14:32Drinks.
00:14:33Drinks.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:36Drinks, ladies, libations.
00:14:37Sure.
00:14:38What should we get?
00:14:39Something from the bottom shop.
00:14:40Sure.
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42So what's with you two?
00:14:45Is it serious?
00:14:47Very.
00:14:48Can you believe it?
00:14:50Wow, Kayla.
00:14:53So is it an open relationship?
00:14:56Or is it one of those vanilla, monogamous, exclusive things?
00:14:59Glory, why do you have to put it like that?
00:15:02Girl, we both know you're not made for monogamy.
00:15:05I know.
00:15:06I know.
00:15:07But.
00:15:08But?
00:15:09That's it?
00:15:11That's a big ass butt.
00:15:13What is it with him?
00:15:16Oh, it's because he wears a uniform.
00:15:20Hey, you know that turns me on.
00:15:22I do.
00:15:23No, but he's so sweet and he's caring and compassionate.
00:15:27Oh, sorry.
00:15:28I just fell asleep listening to your bullshit.
00:15:34But really, Glory, he is loyal as fuck and I don't have to go to bed at night worrying
00:15:39that he's going to cheat on me.
00:15:40And the second reason?
00:15:41Come on, spit it out.
00:15:42It gives me balance.
00:15:43Jesus.
00:15:44You and this balance shit.
00:15:45I'm over here overdosing on the pleasures of life and you're stuck in a yoga pose.
00:15:59But he's a cop and if I could just get him to loosen up a degree more, it would be perfect.
00:16:06Hmm.
00:16:07I may be able to help you with that.
00:16:10Not to let the cat out of the bag too soon, but Angelo and I have this sexy little thing
00:16:17going on and I thought maybe you'd be down to join us.
00:16:22Shit.
00:16:25I kind of told Rad that this weekend would be about us.
00:16:28You know I love exploring.
00:16:31And?
00:16:32But hey, if I can get Rad to agree, I'm in.
00:16:36Good.
00:16:38I'm down.
00:16:41Are you guys ready?
00:16:43Rad, does it look like we're ready?
00:16:45Ooh, sorry.
00:16:46Babe, we'll be down in a few minutes.
00:16:48Alright, alright.
00:16:49Okay, laugh all you want, but I have split my pants squatting in front of an entire young
00:16:55class.
00:16:57Wow.
00:16:58I wanna see that.
00:16:59Alright, cool.
00:17:00And, uh, so how did you two meet again?
00:17:02Hmm.
00:17:05Rome.
00:17:07Swinger party.
00:17:09Glory.
00:17:10What?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12So, uh, Rad must be a beast in bed.
00:17:15He is a beast.
00:17:17Yeah, does he use his handcuffs?
00:17:20A little early and caught you two fucking in the living room.
00:17:24Oh, am I embarrassed now?
00:17:26I certainly do.
00:17:27Oh, the hell you are.
00:17:28You like being watched.
00:17:29I really do.
00:17:31And you, ugh.
00:17:32Yeah, I actually thought you needed some help in there.
00:17:34I wasn't sure what to do.
00:17:37Um, Rad, it's called role play.
00:17:40Oh, hey.
00:17:41I'm a freak.
00:17:42Did you like it?
00:17:44A tad.
00:17:45Slut.
00:17:46You know you liked it.
00:17:47Don't listen to her.
00:17:48Was it as hot as when I caught you banging our professor?
00:17:51Wow.
00:17:52Glory.
00:17:53Jesus.
00:17:54Whoa.
00:17:55Professor?
00:17:56Yep.
00:17:57Oh, this is good.
00:17:58Don't.
00:17:59Why?
00:18:00Stop.
00:18:01No, I'm telling it.
00:18:02Yeah, so anyway, senior year, I had transferred from university in Sydney to college in the States,
00:18:06and that's where I met this girl, Kayla.
00:18:08And I didn't think I could find a girl as wild as I am.
00:18:11I caught her banging our English professor.
00:18:14I guess someone was looking for some extra credit.
00:18:17Wow.
00:18:18Really, Kayla?
00:18:19No surprise if you're hanging with this one to lead you astray.
00:18:23Can we not?
00:18:24Hey, hey, I'm guilty too.
00:18:25I joined them.
00:18:26Grisome.
00:18:27Wow.
00:18:28It just keeps getting better.
00:18:29It was more like a fuckfest here.
00:18:30Glory!
00:18:31What?
00:18:32What?
00:18:33The truth?
00:18:34So punish me.
00:18:35Uh, but guess what?
00:18:37Uh, it's the first time I had Kayla go down on me.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Wow.
00:18:42It was.
00:18:43I wish I was there.
00:18:44And?
00:18:45Huh.
00:18:46The real story comes out, Kayla.
00:18:48Nice.
00:18:49Kayla?
00:18:50Baby, there is one thing that Angela beats you at.
00:18:55Forgive my friend.
00:18:57She gets like this.
00:19:00Let me save you, Rhett.
00:19:02Raise it up.
00:19:03What do we turn to?
00:19:04To what?
00:19:05Um, to you being my bridesmaid.
00:19:07Bitch, you don't have any other friends who can put up with your shit.
00:19:10Who else would it be?
00:19:11Okay.
00:19:12Um, I told her a little bit.
00:19:13Hmm.
00:19:14She said maybe, but I'll take that as a yes.
00:19:15Uh.
00:19:16Did she?
00:19:17Told her what?
00:19:18Uh, you know what?
00:19:19I'll explain everything later, no worries.
00:19:21Oh, uh, to your wedding.
00:19:23Mmm, not so fast.
00:19:24We're not there yet, but how about to this long fucking weekend we're about to have?
00:19:28Fuck yes to this yummy weekend.
00:19:30Ahhhh.
00:19:31Good time.
00:19:32Cheers.
00:19:33Love that.
00:19:34Let's fucking party.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:36Let's fucking party.
00:19:37Mm-hmm.
00:19:38Oh, man.
00:19:39That is my gosh.
00:19:40It's pretty strong.
00:19:41That is strong.
00:19:42I'm fucking ready for dessert.
00:19:43Gloria?
00:19:44Any ideas?
00:19:45Good?
00:19:46Or bad?
00:19:47Or naughty?
00:19:48You know, I'm getting a little bored with this conversation, so...
00:19:53Chloe, what are you doing?
00:19:55Kayla, it's me reminding you how we always used to live it up.
00:20:02Okay.
00:20:03Um...
00:20:04I did not expect that.
00:20:06Mm.
00:20:07Whew.
00:20:08Wow.
00:20:09Mm.
00:20:10Bad glory.
00:20:11Bad influence.
00:20:12Okay.
00:20:13Yeah, so...
00:20:14I don't know, it's kind of a good influence.
00:20:17I think I'm gonna join her.
00:20:19And, uh, I know she's a lot to handle.
00:20:22Let's see that.
00:20:23And I hope you can handle it.
00:20:24Hmm.
00:20:25Okay.
00:20:26Yeah.
00:20:27Cory!
00:20:29What do you think?
00:20:30About Cory?
00:20:31About him?
00:20:33Let's join them.
00:20:36Did that really happen?
00:20:37Baby, don't.
00:20:38Not now.
00:20:39All right.
00:20:40Don't be the last one, Anne.
00:20:41Come on, babe.
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:43Oh, my goodness.
00:20:44Oh, and look who's decided to show up.
00:20:45Woo!
00:20:46Party time!
00:20:47Party of four?
00:20:48Let's go!
00:20:49That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:50Oh, my goodness.
00:20:51Oh, and look who's decided to show up.
00:20:52Woo!
00:20:53Party time!
00:20:54Party time!
00:20:55Party of four?
00:20:56Let's go!
00:20:57That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:58Do you like what we did?
00:21:19Do you like it though?
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:24Good.
00:21:25Hmm.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:39Okay, stay.
00:21:50Join.
00:21:55It's at the other end.
00:22:08Brad!
00:22:09Brad!
00:22:10No, where are you going?
00:22:13Brad!
00:22:14Relax, man.
00:22:26Relax.
00:22:31Watch this fucking work, dammit.
00:22:40Brad!
00:22:41Baby, come back.
00:22:46Coming!
00:22:52Look.
00:22:53Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
00:22:55What's up, man? Here, here, here.
00:22:57Try this, try this, try this.
00:22:58This will help.
00:22:59It'll help less than the burn.
00:23:00Trust me.
00:23:01Go ahead.
00:23:02Alright.
00:23:03You okay with all this?
00:23:05No, actually, I'm not, but...
00:23:07No, no, no.
00:23:08It doesn't look like I have a choice.
00:23:09No, you have a choice, man.
00:23:10I mean, come on.
00:23:11I mean, look.
00:23:12Alright, if it makes it easier, how about you and Kayla watch us first?
00:23:15See how it goes.
00:23:17Get in the mood.
00:23:18Okay, okay.
00:23:19How about...
00:23:20Alright.
00:23:21Even easier.
00:23:22Me and Glory watch you guys, and if you...
00:23:24When you feel comfortable, we can jump in.
00:23:26Rod, bro, look.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28I'm not trying to be naked around another guy.
00:23:29I'm not gay, alright?
00:23:31No one's...
00:23:32You're missing the big picture, man.
00:23:34No one's calling you gay.
00:23:35And it's not about being gay or straight.
00:23:37None of that, man.
00:23:38It doesn't even matter.
00:23:39If you're sure about yourself, you can be naked around anyone, man.
00:23:43And besides, do you already see me naked?
00:23:45I mean, come on, bro.
00:23:46Yeah, and I'm trying to get that picture out of my mind.
00:23:48Alright, look.
00:23:49Fair enough.
00:23:50But...
00:23:51The ladies are having a good time.
00:23:53I know you don't want to crush the party.
00:23:55No.
00:23:56I know Kayla wants you to have a good time.
00:23:58So...
00:24:00Alright.
00:24:02Fuck it.
00:24:03I'll sacrifice.
00:24:05I'll go first.
00:24:07Follow my lead, alright?
00:24:09You're welcome to Glory.
00:24:10You're welcome to have a good time for you.
00:24:11It won't insult me or anything like that, okay?
00:24:13I'll take lead.
00:24:15See what happens, okay?
00:24:16Got this?
00:24:17Here.
00:24:18I don't know, man.
00:24:19More fire water.
00:24:20Gives you courage.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22No worries.
00:24:23Oh, ladies.
00:24:24Part two.
00:24:25We're back with Rad in tow.
00:24:27Alright.
00:24:28Where did we leave off?
00:24:29I think I was right here.
00:24:36Sorry, bro.
00:24:37What the fuck, man?
00:24:38What's up, man?
00:24:39This door's not cool as shit.
00:24:41Rad, what the fuck?
00:24:43Oh, my.
00:24:45Alright, alright.
00:24:46A little too fast for you.
00:24:47I'm not cool with this.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:49Kayla, let's go.
00:24:54Alright.
00:24:55Yeah, that's good.
00:24:57It looks good on me, right?
00:24:58It does.
00:24:59Shucks.
00:25:00I guess it's just you and your dick tonight.
00:25:03Well, I could think of worse things.
00:25:05You know what?
00:25:06I owe you, so let me show you something special.
00:25:08How about that?
00:25:09Sure, daddy.
00:25:10Lead the way.
00:25:11Alright, cool.
00:25:17You can't go around hitting my friends!
00:25:19And now Angelo's your friend?
00:25:21You just met him!
00:25:22What is your problem, Rad?
00:25:23Jealous?
00:25:24Problem?
00:25:25They get sex with your best friend?
00:25:27Who are you jealous of?
00:25:28Fuck, why don't you know where to start?
00:25:29I'm here with you.
00:25:30Only you.
00:25:31We agreed this weekend would be about having fun.
00:25:35Huh.
00:25:36What happened to you saying, you know everything?
00:25:40What are you talking about?
00:25:42You're a professor.
00:25:43Did you get an A for fucking professor too?
00:25:45Or is that just glory?
00:25:46I was 20.
00:25:47I didn't know better.
00:25:48Yeah.
00:25:49Like now.
00:25:50That was my past.
00:25:51Are you going to judge me?
00:25:52Who made you go?
00:25:53Do I go around judging you?
00:25:54Are you so perfect?
00:25:55And kiss Angelo?
00:25:56What?
00:25:57It was a group thing.
00:25:58Group thing?
00:25:59Jesus.
00:26:00Kayla, you didn't tell me all this was going to happen tonight.
00:26:02I'm so lost.
00:26:03We did talk about it.
00:26:04I told you I wanted to start exploring more.
00:26:06And this was the perfect opportunity to do so.
00:26:08Fuck.
00:26:09You set all this up, didn't you?
00:26:10I'm so lost.
00:26:11We did talk about it.
00:26:12I told you I wanted to start exploring more.
00:26:13And this was the perfect opportunity to do so.
00:26:14Fuck.
00:26:15All this stuff, didn't you?
00:26:16This was all just a big ploy to get me to come to the dark side.
00:26:19What the hell?
00:26:20No, Rad.
00:26:21No.
00:26:22I didn't even know any of this was going to happen.
00:26:24Really?
00:26:25Just believe you now?
00:26:27How convenient.
00:26:28What a coincidence that all this happens tonight.
00:26:31This weekend.
00:26:32And I'm supposed to accept this?
00:26:34Really?
00:26:35You think that I would do that to you?
00:26:36Like I would be so malicious and fuck you over like that?
00:26:39You know, you need to stop treating me like some sort of suspect.
00:26:42This isn't a crime.
00:26:43I didn't do anything illegal.
00:26:45Have you ever seen the negative and everything?
00:26:47Just like a cop.
00:26:48You know what?
00:26:49Why don't you go chill the fuck out, officer?
00:26:52Come on, officer.
00:27:22There, girl.
00:27:23Yeah, right there.
00:27:24Right there.
00:27:28Oh, God.
00:27:33Oh.
00:27:35Oh, baby.
00:27:38Oh.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:44Oh.
00:27:48Oh, my girl.
00:27:49Yeah, right there.
00:27:51Oh.
00:27:52Right there.
00:27:53Stop hiding.
00:27:54Oh.
00:27:55Oh.
00:27:56Oh.
00:27:57Oh, that's so good!
00:28:22You're ready?
00:28:23I'm ready.
00:28:24You're ready?
00:28:25Where are you going?
00:28:26Huh?
00:28:27I'm in a square.
00:28:31I'm in a square.
00:28:34I'm coming!
00:28:40I'm coming!
00:28:55I'm coming!
00:28:56I'm coming!
00:28:57I'm coming!
00:28:58I'm coming!
00:28:59I'm coming!
00:29:00I'm coming!
00:29:01I'm coming!
00:29:02I'm coming!
00:29:03I'm coming!
00:29:04I'm coming!
00:29:05I'm coming!
00:29:06I'm coming!
00:29:07I'm coming!
00:29:08I'm coming!
00:29:09Wow. Oh, my God.
00:29:14Oh, Daddy.
00:29:19Fuck.
00:29:21Oh, fuck.
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:25I deserved that.
00:29:27I needed that.
00:29:30Thank you, baby.
00:29:32Thank you, Daddy.
00:30:07Fuck you, too, Moon.
00:30:10Kayla?
00:30:15Baby?
00:30:18What?
00:30:20Why are you sitting alone in a bathtub?
00:30:25Don't worry about it.
00:30:29Earlier, I told you a little bit about that whole thing with Angelo.
00:30:34Do you know that he's your master now?
00:30:36He belonged to him.
00:30:39Sounds like the light.
00:30:41Lucky you.
00:30:45That's just the surface.
00:30:48But first...
00:30:49Brother Rad.
00:30:50What are you doing up there, man?
00:30:51I don't know.
00:30:52Why don't you come down here and shoot some shit with me?
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56I don't know.
00:30:57Why don't you come down here and shoot some shit with me?
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:00I don't know.
00:31:02Why don't you come down here and shoot some shit with me?
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:07Come on, man.
00:31:08It's a fucked up night, right?
00:31:09You think?
00:31:10You know what?
00:31:11You know what?
00:31:12You'd live a lot longer.
00:31:13I don't know.
00:31:14I don't know.
00:31:15Why don't you come down here and shoot some shit with me?
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:20Come on, man.
00:31:21I won't bite.
00:31:22It's a fucked up night, right?
00:31:23You think?
00:31:24You know what?
00:31:25You'd live a lot longer if you didn't take things so personal.
00:31:42Share on the girl I love?
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:45I don't know, man.
00:31:46I'm gonna take that a little personal.
00:31:49So what?
00:31:50Cops can enjoy life?
00:31:51No, no, no.
00:31:52It's not about that.
00:31:53Look, there's a difference between legal and illegal, like your co-cap, for instance.
00:32:00So what about it?
00:32:01It's the kind of thing I put people in jail for.
00:32:05Rad, I'm trying to get you to stop thinking like a cop.
00:32:10Start feeling like a human being.
00:32:13Life gave you a gift.
00:32:15Life was like, here Rad, here's two beautiful women in front of you.
00:32:19What are you gonna do?
00:32:21Man, come on.
00:32:22Don't tell me some cliché bullshit like you only live once or life is too short.
00:32:29You know what?
00:32:30Life is as short as you make it.
00:32:32And I've been trying my whole life to live forever.
00:32:37Yeah?
00:32:38Well, how's that working out for you so far?
00:32:42Well, hopefully by the end of this weekend we'll find out.
00:32:48Girl, how do you do it?
00:32:50Because I know you don't do yoga everyday like I do.
00:32:53Good genes, maybe?
00:32:55Yeah, right.
00:32:56No, but seriously, what's your secret?
00:32:58You look flawless.
00:33:00Well, when you live stress-free, no work, no boss.
00:33:04No work?
00:33:05Really?
00:33:06What about that VP status you were pulling at the bank?
00:33:09Mmm, left that.
00:33:11The fuck when?
00:33:12That was what, like 300k a year?
00:33:15Five.
00:33:16Five?
00:33:17Glory, you left half a mil on the table?
00:33:19For what?
00:33:20When?
00:33:21Angelo?
00:33:22For dick?
00:33:23For dude, Glory, what the fuck?
00:33:25Don't give me shit.
00:33:27Glory, after you stopped dating the college professor, you still kept your gig,
00:33:32and the second guy was what, a Vegas hotel developer?
00:33:35And you still didn't give up your career.
00:33:37Your point is?
00:33:38My point is, Glory, you don't give up your life for a guy because you, you,
00:33:43it doesn't end up working out and you're gonna leave him, and then what?
00:33:46You're left with nothing?
00:33:48But what if it's forever this time?
00:33:50Give me a moment and let me throw the fuck up.
00:33:54Kayla, stop.
00:33:56Glory, seriously, what the fuck did you do?
00:33:59Is Angelo really that loaded?
00:34:01Oh my god.
00:34:03Don't tell me it's about the sex.
00:34:06Kayla, have you squirted?
00:34:09What are you drinking?
00:34:10Have you?
00:34:11What is it?
00:34:12Fuck me, you haven't.
00:34:14You poor thing.
00:34:16Not funny.
00:34:19Hey.
00:34:21What's it like?
00:34:22You know, before I met Angelo, I thought it was some myth.
00:34:31Like, something only porn stars could do because they've taken so many dicks.
00:34:36In the past, I thought I just needed to pee.
00:34:38So, time and time again, I stopped.
00:34:42I mean, who the fuck wants to take a piss in bed while having sex?
00:34:47But I had it all wrong.
00:34:49This whole time.
00:34:51Do you know how rare it is to squirt?
00:34:54No.
00:34:55How rare?
00:34:56Fucking rare.
00:34:57Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:59We are depriving ourselves this gift from the gods.
00:35:02Fuck.
00:35:03And when you put it that way...
00:35:06You see, in order to squirt, the secret is you've gotta relax.
00:35:12And I mean fucking relax.
00:35:14And I'm not talking about the body.
00:35:16I've been fucked a thousand times and my body's felt helpless and totally relaxed.
00:35:21I'm talking about the mind.
00:35:24It's all mental.
00:35:26Angelo's the one who guided me.
00:35:29Finally, Kayla, I have met a man who has the patience to not just fuck my brains out,
00:35:36but who genuinely wants me to reach the highest realms of pleasure.
00:35:40Like, squirting is like being mindfuck first.
00:35:43And then once your mind relaxes, it tells your body to trigger something in your kitten.
00:35:49Trigger.
00:35:50I have to believe we all have it.
00:35:52I mean, I went from squirting from being fingered, to being fucked, to them being eaten out.
00:35:59Ah, Kayla.
00:36:01When you start squirting, your whole pussy comes alive.
00:36:05Hail Satan.
00:36:07You make it sound like mine is dead.
00:36:10No, baby.
00:36:11It just needs to be awakened.
00:36:13Fuck it.
00:36:14Hype it up enough?
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:16Can I get a drink now?
00:36:17Uh, you don't want to go down this rabbit hole.
00:36:20Bitch.
00:36:21Come on.
00:36:22Share.
00:36:23Are you sure you want to be a squiddy, badass goddess like me?
00:36:27You know I'm good for it.
00:36:29I actually can't.
00:36:30And why the hell not?
00:36:32Because you're not one of us.
00:36:37Who?
00:36:38Angelo and me.
00:36:40I haven't been totally honest with you, but I thought you might be down to join us.
00:36:46I'm here, aren't I?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48It's more than that.
00:36:49Just listen.
00:36:50I don't get it.
00:36:51Get what?
00:36:52Oh, what?
00:36:53That I'm okay with you being intimate with Glory?
00:36:54I mean, swapping is just physical, man.
00:36:55It's just in the moment.
00:36:56But what we do it, we share it together.
00:36:59And it's consensual.
00:37:01Does that make sense?
00:37:02Yeah.
00:37:03Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:37:04I don't know how any of this could be good for a relationship, though.
00:37:07It seems like every time I get attached to a girl, I get fucked over.
00:37:14So, when Kayla starts asking me, hey, let's have a three-hour break.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:19It's just physical, man.
00:37:20It's just physical, man.
00:37:21It's just in the moment.
00:37:22But what we do it, we share it together.
00:37:25And it's consensual.
00:37:26Does that make sense?
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:37:29I don't know how any of this could be good for a relationship, though.
00:37:32Seems like every time I get attached to a girl, I get fucked over.
00:37:35Asking me, hey, let's have a threesome.
00:37:38Or, hey, let's get crazy with another couple.
00:37:40Mm-hmm.
00:37:41You know, I just really see that as a way of her wanting to cheat, to be honest.
00:37:46Jealousy's a bitch.
00:37:47It just means you're human, man.
00:37:49You're mortal.
00:37:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:37:52I mean, what's crazy is already, you've already imagined what it would look like if I fucked Kayla in front of you.
00:37:58And it scares the living shit out of you.
00:38:01It hasn't even happened yet.
00:38:04And it shouldn't scare you.
00:38:06It should actually excite you because it opens up so many possibilities.
00:38:10What?
00:38:11Why the fuck would something like that excite me?
00:38:13I mean, I know this is hard to hear, but honestly, I think you're a voyeur.
00:38:20There's a rare breed of man out there that really gets turned on by watching other men sleep with their hot girlfriends and hot wives.
00:38:29I think you might be in that category.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Fuck no, dude.
00:38:33Dude, I'm far from that category.
00:38:36But, you know, it sounds like you're in that category.
00:38:40I can definitely believe that.
00:38:42I know that's easy to deflect it on me, but no, actually, I don't get turned on by watching other men have sex to glory, actually.
00:38:50Like, I don't even know how we got on this subject, but you know what?
00:38:54It's kind of freaking me out, man, even imagining this stuff.
00:38:58So let's just maybe talk about something else.
00:39:01It's all mental, man.
00:39:03It's all in your head.
00:39:05Literally.
00:39:06I mean, it is literally your ego is stopping you from this.
00:39:10Your insecurities of being jealous and your ego.
00:39:13I mean, right now you're thinking to yourself, oh, my God, what if I can't perform while other people watch me?
00:39:19Oh, oh, what if his dick is bigger than mine?
00:39:21Oh, my God, what if I come too fast?
00:39:23Let that shit go.
00:39:25Just disconnect that ego.
00:39:29You have to do that.
00:39:30And I'm telling you, if you stop thinking about what's going to happen and just let it happen.
00:39:39Really?
00:39:40If I give in to doing this?
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48If you keep her wild, by being wild yourself, she's going to love you for it.
00:39:54Watch.
00:39:55All right.
00:40:01Fuck it.
00:40:03I guess try it.
00:40:07I mean, try everything once, right?
00:40:09I mean, Kayla's keep bugging me about it, so.
00:40:13Brad, are we good now?
00:40:18Yeah, sorry about the punch.
00:40:20I mean, I guess I overreacted, so.
00:40:28It's almost a full moon, isn't it?
00:40:32Almost.
00:40:34Tomorrow.
00:40:36Lies.
00:40:37Lies.
00:40:38Lies.
00:40:39All of it.
00:40:40What the fuck since when?
00:40:43Last year, when I went to Bora Bora, I woke up at dawn to the rising sun and everything
00:40:51inside me felt alive.
00:40:53The first day, I was reborn.
00:40:56I felt like a volcano.
00:40:59My body, everything inside of me boiled up.
00:41:03Until I couldn't take it anymore.
00:41:06I had to have sex.
00:41:08Why?
00:41:10And now, I can't get enough.
00:41:14Of everything.
00:41:15All of it.
00:41:17I am addicted to pleasure.
00:41:20Addicted to life.
00:41:22Fuck it.
00:41:24I'm down.
00:41:25Down, down, down, down, down.
00:41:27Let's go.
00:41:29Kayla, all jokes aside, I'm not trying to convince you about this.
00:41:36If you want what I have, what Angelo has, this has to be your choice.
00:41:46Pretty.
00:41:48Looks old.
00:41:50Ancient.
00:41:52Back again.
00:41:53Just a taste of what's to come.
00:42:22Castles huge.
00:42:23How do you know they're even down here?
00:42:42Your castle's huge, man.
00:42:50Are you sure?
00:42:51How do you know they're even down here?
00:42:52I don't know.
00:42:53I could just sense it.
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:55Hey, I could be wrong.
00:43:01You hear that?
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:12Let's find out.
00:43:34No, I thought we were supposed to...
00:43:36No, no, no.
00:43:42What is it?
00:43:51Let's just let the ladies have it.
00:43:53I don't understand why we're already here.
00:43:55All right, just...
00:43:56Well, we got all weekend, right?
00:43:58There's no rush.
00:43:59Let the ladies catch up,
00:44:01and if they really want us,
00:44:02they'll let us know, right?
00:44:04Keep it wild, right?
00:44:06That's right.
00:44:07That's right.
00:44:12I don't know.
00:44:42I don't know.
00:45:12I don't know.
00:45:43Did I do good, Daddy?
00:45:46You did so good.
00:45:48As long as it was her choice.
00:45:50It really was.
00:45:51Was it?
00:45:52Mm-hmm.
00:45:53She was ready.
00:45:54She was, huh?
00:45:56How's everything going with Rad?
00:45:58Ah, your boy Rad.
00:46:01You know, I think he's warming up to the idea.
00:46:03But in the meantime,
00:46:07let's welcome Kayla properly.
00:46:10Mm-hmm.
00:46:12Would you like some breakfast this morning?
00:46:15But you would never ask.
00:46:17Mm.
00:46:18Come here.
00:46:19I'm here.
00:46:33I'm here.
00:46:35Hmm.
00:46:35I'm here.
00:46:37Wake up, wake up.
00:47:04glory stop hey how do you feel
00:47:12my contacts i think i slept with the men why is everything clear clear
00:47:22yeah i'm not blind or maybe you don't need to wear them anymore because
00:47:27no way welcome to a whole new world a whole new everything
00:47:40all right get up let's go to the pool all right
00:47:57baby come back
00:48:18come back
00:48:27oh
00:48:43oh yeah oh my god
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00:51:57hey how was last night
00:51:59hello
00:52:01heyla
00:52:03how was it
00:52:05honestly
00:52:07i don't remember
00:52:09but i feel great
00:52:13all right well
00:52:15want your contacts today
00:52:17no
00:52:19hey right
00:52:21are you okay
00:52:23your plan is a bat
00:52:25i'm not a bat
00:52:27really i'm good
00:52:29more than good
00:52:31are you
00:52:32are you good
00:52:33um
00:52:34yeah
00:52:35yeah i think so
00:52:36i mean
00:52:37last night was crazy and
00:52:39i wasn't at my best
00:52:41and
00:52:42i kind of fucked up actually but
00:52:44can you blame me
00:52:45i wasn't ready for you to be with someone else
00:52:49no i understand
00:52:50and if being here isn't your thing
00:52:52then we can go
00:52:54so just like that
00:52:55we'll just
00:52:56pack up our stuff
00:52:57you'll leave your girl behind
00:52:58and we'll just
00:52:59go
00:53:00no
00:53:01i don't want to go
00:53:03i want to stay
00:53:04but
00:53:05this isn't about me
00:53:07it's about you
00:53:08you have your hang-ups
00:53:10and i don't
00:53:11so
00:53:12hang-ups
00:53:13i'm just trying to be respectful
00:53:15wow
00:53:16all right
00:53:17all right
00:53:18all right
00:53:19last night you had the perfect opportunity to play it cool and you blew up and went into cop mode
00:53:32that's what this is about
00:53:33you have a problem with me being a cop
00:53:35red no i think it's hot that you're a cop but you're not recognizing that i need to be fed our relationship needs to be fed
00:53:39it's called growing i don't want to stay stagnant things that stay still die
00:53:46you know you sound like angelo
00:53:48hell maybe angelo understands me more than you do
00:53:53why are you even with me
00:53:56honestly i'm wild but i can't be wild 24-7
00:54:00you're my balance
00:54:03i'm just a yoga pose do you
00:54:04fucking forget
00:54:06if you don't wanna go
00:54:07and i don't wanna go
00:54:08yeah
00:54:09it's called growing
00:54:10i don't wanna stay stagnant
00:54:11things that stay still
00:54:12die
00:54:13you know
00:54:14you sound like angelo
00:54:16hell
00:54:17maybe angelo understands me more than you do
00:54:18why are you even with me
00:54:21honestly
00:54:22i'm wild but i can't be wild 24-7
00:54:23Forgive me if I'm attracted to you because you're stable as fuck when I'm not.
00:54:28I'm sorry.
00:54:30What?
00:54:31What are you sorry for?
00:54:36Hey guys!
00:54:37Are you guys ready for the hike?
00:54:40Yes!
00:54:53Are you down after all that time over here?
00:54:55Because they were horny.
00:54:56You know what?
00:54:57They were horny.
00:54:58Now that I can say fuck the D.
00:55:00Give me some pancakes and jerks.
00:55:02Sounds good to me.
00:55:03Fuck yeah!
00:55:04And some cake, motherfuckers!
00:55:06Come on, baby.
00:55:07I got you.
00:55:08Come on.
00:55:11What?
00:55:23We're going in there?
00:55:28Yes, we are.
00:55:30Lead the way.
00:55:31Go for it, baby.
00:55:32All right, all right.
00:55:36So horny.
00:55:37Waiting all day.
00:55:39Whoa, look at that.
00:55:40I'm already in.
00:55:41Oh, oh.
00:55:42Brad, go for it.
00:55:43Nice, buddy.
00:55:44We'll be right behind you.
00:55:46So cute.
00:55:47Come on, Brad.
00:55:48Show us how it's done.
00:55:49Yeah!
00:55:50Yeah!
00:56:11Come on, Brad.
00:56:13Woo!
00:56:14Woo!
00:56:15Nice.
00:56:16Oh, my God.
00:56:46Oh, my God.
00:57:16I'm yours. I want to be yours.
00:57:22Now, more than ever, this weekend awakened something inside of me, and I need a lover like you.
00:57:32I know the thought of another man wanting me drives you crazy, and I know you're jealous of Angelo, and I know the thought of him pleasing me drives you up the wall.
00:57:47Oh, but, Rad, what if I told you I want him?
00:57:56What if I told you I want him because I need him?
00:58:02Why would you need him?
00:58:05Relax, baby. It's just something inside me, deeper, wants more.
00:58:12But do you even know this dude? Like, I, okay, I ran him in the system, and he said he's American, but he did not show up.
00:58:24Really, Rad? You ran him?
00:58:25Yeah, look, I had to know for sure. I need to know what we're dealing with here.
00:58:37I'm sorry.
00:58:37Well, Caleb, I need to...
00:58:46Do you know what I want?
00:58:51What?
00:58:51I want you to join me. I want you to try. I'm not doing this without you.
00:59:01So, what are you saying? You're saying you want me to fuck Lori?
00:59:05No.
00:59:07I want you to love me so fucking much that you trust us to explore and know that nothing will break us up.
00:59:14If both of us fuck another person with each other's permission, it's not going to change what we have.
00:59:23Look, baby. I love you.
00:59:28And it's just pleasure. That's all.
00:59:32And I need pleasure. I need you to give me pleasure in all realms.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:48Yeah. I mean...
00:59:52Yeah, okay.
00:59:54I'm not forcing you.
00:59:56I know.
00:59:57Is this what you want?
00:59:59Well, I...
01:00:01If this is what you want, then it's what I want.
01:00:06All right? I want to make you happy.
01:00:08Okay.
01:00:08Okay.
01:00:08Bye-bye.
01:00:10Bye-bye.
01:00:13Okay.
01:00:13Bye-bye.
01:00:21Bye-bye.
01:00:26Oh!
01:00:28Oh!
01:00:28This is the last night.
01:00:53I'll miss this.
01:00:58I'll miss this.
01:01:28I'll miss this.
01:01:58I'll miss this.
01:02:28I'll miss this.
01:02:58I'll miss this.
01:03:28Kayla!
01:03:33Go ahead.
01:03:59I'll miss this.
01:04:00I'll miss this.
01:04:01It's your turn.
01:04:02I wouldn't do that one.
01:04:03Living life on the end.
01:04:04What does that say?
01:04:06Three spankings from daddy.
01:04:08That's you.
01:04:09Physician, please.
01:04:10Physician, please.
01:04:11Have you been a good girl or a bad girl?
01:04:13Bad.
01:04:14All right?
01:04:15Yo, what the fuck, man?
01:04:16Mm-hmm.
01:04:17Hey, motherfucker, I'm talking to you.
01:04:19What the hell is going on here?
01:04:20I haven't fought Kayla yet.
01:04:21I haven't fought Kayla yet.
01:04:23Brad, what the hell?
01:04:25Brad, relax.
01:04:28Relax, Brad.
01:04:29You can spank me too, Brad.
01:04:31Brad, look at me.
01:04:35Look at me.
01:04:36Let it go.
01:04:37Let it go.
01:04:39Let it go.
01:04:43Brad, I think you were getting turned on watching me spank Kayla.
01:04:48It's called voyeurism.
01:04:49What?
01:04:50Don't give me that shit.
01:04:51No, look, I know you were watching me and Gloria earlier.
01:04:54It's okay, man.
01:04:55No, I didn't.
01:04:56That's not what I saw.
01:04:59Kayla, are you all right?
01:05:01Isn't this what you wanted?
01:05:02No, not like this.
01:05:03Brad, do you know why you're here?
01:05:05Yeah, your games.
01:05:06Fuck your games.
01:05:09Brad, I've been watching you for like a couple months.
01:05:13I mean, Gloria didn't think you were the one, but I did.
01:05:17Don't listen to him, Brad.
01:05:18What the fuck is going on here, Kayla?
01:05:20Kayla, can you explain to me what's going on?
01:05:22Listen to Angela.
01:05:25Kayla, can you fix your man a strong drink so he can chill out, please?
01:05:29I got you.
01:05:30Appreciate that.
01:05:31Kayla, did you fuck him?
01:05:33Brad, listen.
01:05:35Brad, our race goes back thousands of years.
01:05:39Do you know that?
01:05:41Before Christ, even.
01:05:43We are super rare.
01:05:46We've been killed off.
01:05:48We've been hunted.
01:05:49Salem Witch Hunt.
01:05:50Remember that one?
01:05:52The Inquisition.
01:05:53Cortez.
01:05:54Columbus.
01:05:55Those animals.
01:05:56We've fought in wars.
01:05:58We've protected.
01:05:59We've preserved.
01:06:00Hey, the Crusades.
01:06:02I didn't always say we're on the winning side and we're definitely not perfect, but we've been around.
01:06:07What are you talking about?
01:06:08Can I just get a straight fucking answer here?
01:06:10Gloria, can you be an angel and help him out, please?
01:06:17Okay.
01:06:18Come here, officer.
01:06:19Come sit down.
01:06:20We're gonna explain it to you.
01:06:22Relax.
01:06:23Listen.
01:06:24For you, baby.
01:06:26Hey, where was I?
01:06:27How old are we?
01:06:28How old are we?
01:06:29That's right.
01:06:30Well, Gloria here is in a shade over 30 and we did meet in Rome at that swingers party and it was a sight.
01:06:37Me, however, I'm a little older.
01:06:42Thousands.
01:06:43I like the Moldov.
01:06:44Bullshit.
01:06:45Whatever, man.
01:06:46Kayla, come on.
01:06:47Get your things packed.
01:06:48Let's get out of here.
01:06:49Baby, just listen.
01:06:50You might change your mind.
01:06:52Change your mind about what?
01:06:53Come on.
01:06:54This is crazy.
01:06:55Let's get out of here.
01:06:56You know what really makes our race really unique?
01:06:59It just takes one bite and you can become one of us.
01:07:03Vampires?
01:07:04You're telling me you're vampires?
01:07:05Come on.
01:07:06You're a real man.
01:07:07Oh my gosh.
01:07:08Vampires.
01:07:09Why do you gotta say that?
01:07:10Why is it just because someone bites the neck that we're vampires?
01:07:14It's such a stereotype.
01:07:15We don't suck blood.
01:07:17No, no.
01:07:18Look, we don't suck blood, but occasionally, yeah, we drink it.
01:07:21But look, we can play in the sunlight.
01:07:23We can eat garlic.
01:07:24Hell, we can even swim in holy water.
01:07:26Lord, really?
01:07:28Yeah, what about silver?
01:07:30Fuck a silver.
01:07:31Now that shit we don't fuck with.
01:07:33Yeah, fuck silver.
01:07:34Platinum only bitches.
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36Or gold.
01:07:37Or gold.
01:07:38We can fuck with gold, but fuck a silver.
01:07:39But look, don't worry about our weaknesses.
01:07:40You should be really focused about what we can do.
01:07:44We can live for a very long time.
01:07:46Or what?
01:07:47No more hangovers.
01:07:48Yay.
01:07:49No more hangovers.
01:07:50No more hangovers, dude.
01:07:51We can drink all we want.
01:07:52We can do all the drugs we want.
01:07:54All the debauchery.
01:07:55And the next morning, it's like it never even happened.
01:07:58So you're a vampire who doesn't suck blood but drinks it and can live forever and doesn't ever get any hangovers.
01:08:06Honestly, it doesn't sound so amazing to me.
01:08:08Kayla, come on.
01:08:09Let's go.
01:08:10But you forgot the most important part.
01:08:13Fuck me.
01:08:14I did.
01:08:15Brad, do you know where the word hedonism comes from?
01:08:19Us.
01:08:20We're the reason why that word even exists, dude.
01:08:23We're the origin story of that word.
01:08:25We're hedonists.
01:08:26What the fuck is a hedonist?
01:08:28Our race.
01:08:29Our people, man.
01:08:30We're not vampires.
01:08:31We're hedonists.
01:08:32We're the pursuers of pleasure above all else.
01:08:35I mean, it's like our blood.
01:08:38It's our life force, man.
01:08:39And we need it or we die.
01:08:41Fucking, touching, seeing, breathing, eating, drinking, man.
01:08:46Did Angelo say fucking?
01:08:48Because, yeah, we need lots of that.
01:08:51Daily.
01:08:52How wonderful, right?
01:08:53Right.
01:08:54Dude, we need lots of sex.
01:08:56And orgasms on top of sex.
01:08:58I'm talking pleasure because if we don't have it, it's like we don't get air and we just shrivel up.
01:09:03So you're sex addicts.
01:09:05Your race is just addicted to sex, really?
01:09:07No.
01:09:08We're more like the naughty vampires.
01:09:11It's not that we are, it's why.
01:09:14You see, all of our senses are heightened now.
01:09:17The next time you have any food, it's gonna feel like an orgasm in your mouth.
01:09:21Our eyesight is enhanced.
01:09:23No more contacts.
01:09:24The next time you watch Kayla being ripped, your eyes are gonna tear up.
01:09:28Wait, Kayla.
01:09:29Are you one of them already?
01:09:30Did you get bit?
01:09:31Just a little bite.
01:09:33Did you bite her?
01:09:34No.
01:09:35I did.
01:09:36Last night when you were having a little bitch fit.
01:09:38So what happens now?
01:09:39You're gonna attack and bite me?
01:09:40Turn me into you?
01:09:41Or you just want me to fuck you?
01:09:43Kind of a good idea.
01:09:44Which part?
01:09:45All right, you know what?
01:09:46Let me just take a second here and wake up.
01:09:49What?
01:09:50What?
01:09:51What?
01:09:52What?
01:09:53What?
01:09:54What?
01:09:55What?
01:09:56You're all fucking crazy!
01:09:59Red, I can't with you.
01:10:02Kayla, Gloria, can you guys be two little devils and excuse us for a second, please?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:10I'll take this.
01:10:13Kayla get packed Brad I'm gonna grab my favorite bottle can you take a walk with me come on you
01:10:23need to cool off let's make it quick ah man you need a you need to chill out man so fucking stupid
01:10:32man right you need to relax what now are you gonna turn into a bat in the full moon no man
01:10:36that's werewolves oh you expect me to believe those are real too wow vampires really come on
01:10:42dude stop insulting me man I hate that word vampires look all right somewhere in 11th century
01:10:48my uncle god rest his soul right used to throw these lavish fucking theme parties he had everyone
01:10:54dress up a bat and of course what folklore legends start coming out about blood sucking bats blood
01:11:00sucking vampires I fucking hate that shit we're not vampires we're the origins of vampires all right
01:11:06we're hedons aka hedonists oh okay we're the pursuers of pleasure you get it uh not really
01:11:13but all right so let's just say you're special is this my invite because I'm not joining your club
01:11:20do you love Kayla of course yeah madly well she's not coming with you then man I came on this weekend
01:11:27trip you know with a girl that I finally have a connection with someone that really truly understands
01:11:32me get me out of my uncomfortable zone and get me out of this 24 7 cop mindset I'm always in
01:11:39I come here I finally lower my guard for the first time in a long time and now I'm starting to lose her
01:11:46to this pleasure posse you've got going on here no no look I know that's what it may look like on the
01:11:52surface but look I know there's been a lot of sex going on and forgive me for that right like okay I
01:11:56get it I get it but I've been bullshitting with you and I'm I'm sorry all right and this is the
01:12:03truth rat I need you to continue our race or we all die continue your race you need to consider taking
01:12:13over my legacy 4 000 years of experiences of knowledge of heartaches of just everything
01:12:21intelligence is going to be handed to you and on top of that you get to be with the girl you're
01:12:27madly in love with by your side forever imagine now all that knowledge all that love forever and
01:12:36look as a caveat on top of that guess what glory to forever three sons forever homie oh okay yeah wow
01:12:45okay so what is this I mean it sounds like you're just trying to sell me some kind of timeshare or
01:12:50something I mean just gonna hand me over the keys to your kingdom just like that and yeah okay I mean
01:12:56how come you haven't just bit me already ah fuck Brad relax dude look if I wanted to bite you you would
01:13:03die right now why because you're not with this you don't want it you have to want it that's why Kayla
01:13:10didn't die because she chose it you understand fuck all right answer me this what why me I've been
01:13:19trying to tell you all weekend man because you're a virgin you're a virgin of life and if I hand you
01:13:25over all of my experiences and legacy I just feel like because you haven't done much yet in your life
01:13:32that you'll appreciate it I'm not that much of a virgin you could have fooled me man look I can
01:13:38give it to anyone but I don't want to it's a gift if I give it to someone that's already all used up
01:13:43they're just gonna abuse it well I got I don't want to break your heart but the very thought of another
01:13:49man biting my neck just what well it's it's not gonna happen all right so well you want me to bite
01:13:56your dick no neither I don't either bro I'm just playing I'm just playing but dude all right look I'm not
01:14:01trying to convince you all right I'm done I'm done trying to do that and there's a second option right
01:14:07there is I could bite your neck I can kill you and drink all your blood and I'll live another extended
01:14:12hundred years right and maybe I'll find someone and not wither away Brad what Brad don't don't
01:14:18fuck why did you do Brad don't why did you do that I mean why'd you do that oh why not that's my
01:14:25blood in there man oh doing oh you fucking kidding me man I'm not Jesus what dude fuck you man
01:14:34it's ridiculous but you know what we're out of here uh god damn it Brad don't drink and drive Brad
01:14:44fuck fuck fuck ah Kayla fucking vampires and shit Kayla you
01:14:59wait
01:15:13oh
01:15:26Kaila.
01:15:27Kaila.
01:15:28Kaila.
01:15:29Kaila.
01:15:30Kaila.
01:15:56Kaila.
01:15:57Kaila.
01:15:58Kaila.
01:15:59Kaila.
01:16:00Kaila.
01:16:01Kaila.
01:16:02Kaila.
01:16:03Kaila.
01:16:04Kaila.
01:16:05Kaila.
01:16:06Kaila.
01:16:07Kaila.
01:16:08Kaila.
01:16:09Kaila.
01:16:10Kaila.
01:16:11Kaila.
01:16:12Kaila.
01:16:13Kaila.
01:16:14Kaila.
01:16:15Kaila.
01:16:16Kaila.
01:16:17Kaila.
01:16:18Kaila.
01:16:19Kaila.
01:16:20Kaila.
01:16:21Kaila.
01:16:22Kaila.
01:16:23Kaila.
01:16:24It's easy to get lost
01:16:46Hey, Rad
01:16:48You gotta make the choice
01:16:54Do you want this?
01:17:02Officer, do you want this?
01:17:04Yeah
01:17:04Maybe I got you
01:17:07And I've got you
01:17:10Yeah
01:17:12Yeah
01:17:13Promise
01:17:15So good
01:17:28Yes, Rad
01:17:31I love you, Rad Henderson
01:17:34I'm sorry
01:17:50Bad timing, but I have to pee
01:17:53He has to pee
01:17:57Are you fucking joking?
01:17:59Yeah, I'm sorry
01:18:00You know
01:18:00I'm fully unexpected
01:18:03But I just
01:18:04I do want this, I promise
01:18:06But I just
01:18:07I'll be all right
01:18:09I don't even know what to say
01:18:15I'm
01:18:16Wow
01:18:20Okay
01:18:22Well, what should we do then?
01:18:24Wait for him or
01:18:25I think we should just go for him
01:18:29All right, set
01:18:29Fuck it
01:18:30Yeah
01:18:30Come on
01:18:43Man, get it
01:18:43The killer
01:18:44Ah
01:18:46Ah
01:18:48Ah
01:18:49Ah
01:18:50Ah
01:18:51Ah
01:18:52Ah
01:18:53Ah
01:18:54Ah
01:18:55Ah
01:18:56Ah
01:18:57Ah
01:18:58Ah
01:18:59Ah
01:18:59Ah
01:19:09Ah
01:19:10Fuckin'
01:19:10Dap
01:19:10Dap
01:19:11Hires and shit
01:19:11Fuck my life
01:19:14Ah
01:19:16Ah
01:19:17Ah
01:19:17Ah
01:19:18Ah
01:19:18Ah
01:19:19Ah
01:19:20Ah
01:19:22Ah
01:19:22Ah
01:19:23Oh my gosh
01:19:24Kayla
01:19:25Ah
01:19:25Ah
01:19:26Ah
01:19:27Ah
01:19:28Ah
01:19:28Ah
01:19:28Ah
01:19:29What the
01:19:58You're a blind fuck, Rad!
01:20:10Baby, you don't have to do this.
01:20:14Think about it, you and I, we could live forever.
01:20:28You're a blind fucker.
01:20:31You're a blind fucker.
01:20:33I'm sorry.
01:20:36Check the newsред�el out.
01:20:38Check the news.
01:20:43Check the news.
01:20:44Check the news.
01:20:48Check the news.
01:20:53Check the news.
01:20:57911, what's your emergency?
01:21:27It's about a shooting. I just, just sent everybody to this GPS on my phone.
01:21:33Hello? Hello?
01:21:36Jesus, bro. Really? Are you fucking kidding me?
01:21:57Really? I was about to give you the keys to the kingdom, and you're gonna shoot me?
01:22:02You're gonna shoot everyone? Oh my gosh, are you that dumb?
01:22:07I mean, really, man? Come on.
01:22:09You shot me, Rad? Really, Rad? You shot me?
01:22:15How are you guys alive?
01:22:18Wow, officer. You really didn't want to fuck me.
01:22:24Under the bed. Come on. Come here.
01:22:26Shut him up. I don't really want to hear him. You know what?
01:22:29Rad, all you had to do was open your mind, but you couldn't even do that, could you?
01:22:34Right? You could've lived forever, and now I gotta drink your blood.
01:22:38I didn't want to drink your blood, dude, but now I have to.
01:22:42Fuck me. It's tragic.
01:22:44We could've lived together forever, baby.
01:22:47Yeah, whatever. Hey, man, do you want a safety work?
01:22:51You know what? Fuck it. You don't even deserve one.
01:22:53Fuck it, man.
01:23:11Fuck it, man.
01:23:13Fuck it, man.
01:23:16Fuck it, man.
01:23:20Agh!
01:23:21For me!
01:23:22Agh!
01:23:23Agh!
01:23:50I'd like to go home!
01:23:54I'm by the memories of You and my head
01:23:58I'm by the memories of You and my head
01:24:02Older house
01:24:06I'm by the memories of You and my head
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