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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Um, what's the deal?
00:01:37Hey?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:41Hmm.
00:01:44Ugh.
00:01:44Ugh.
00:01:53Ugh.
00:01:55Uh.
00:01:59Uh.
00:02:00wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed to show
00:02:59you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:33which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet
00:05:03man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he just called his name
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32slum
00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29how is she
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up second hand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:34i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:35i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:37you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:41and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:46that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14oh god
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:26plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28you're crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:35for the academic decathlon
00:11:37oh
00:11:39okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:42gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bee's don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:12:01it's okay
00:12:02being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:08it's not important to me
00:12:10i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:14what are you talking about
00:12:16i have a 4.0 and a 1500 sat score
00:12:20just go
00:12:21you're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:23fine
00:12:26whatever
00:12:27whatever
00:12:29wow
00:12:33you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:39thank you
00:12:41thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:47it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:54so modest
00:12:55loves it
00:12:56hey
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:00thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:09ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh
00:13:16god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:35don't worry i'll bring him back
00:13:39later
00:13:40yeah
00:13:41i'll see ya
00:13:42she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:48oh my god ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:14:00no
00:14:01she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:03wow
00:14:06you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:08sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:25now watch what happens
00:14:29ew
00:14:30hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what?
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:45you really thought i wouldn't find out?
00:14:47you really thought i wouldn't find out?
00:15:00gabby
00:15:03you okay?
00:15:04do you care?
00:15:05do you care?
00:15:06of course i do
00:15:08you lie to me
00:15:10what?
00:15:11you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what?
00:15:15you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you?
00:15:25who told you?
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just wanted to
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:42okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:56how?
00:15:57give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:13if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:18i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax it's just where i live
00:16:36it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler?
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:16:54come on
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high?
00:17:16i was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and
00:17:22i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:27it's not all that
00:17:30plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:34so what are you gonna do?
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:41how?
00:17:42do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:47no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:51girls day and a vendetta
00:17:54and that's rich
00:17:55guys
00:18:10you
00:18:12you
00:18:13you
00:18:17she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a
00:18:29racket you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe
00:19:53with me just like best friends
00:19:57um okay thank you swear
00:20:02uh okay thank you swear
00:20:07awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever i have no idea what i was
00:21:20thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:13i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:47i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15you should join the dentist team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35you know
00:24:49you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops
00:25:08looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:25what the hell
00:25:26what the hell
00:25:27you know
00:25:32no no no no no no no
00:25:33you've gotta be kidding me
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:06What are you doing, Rose Smith?
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:36Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:15I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:27Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm?
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:45Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:20What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:40He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Shut up, they're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:03Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Here we go.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No.
00:37:23Forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:25You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:45Come on, just say yes.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:19Mm.
00:38:207 PM.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:25Good.
00:38:26How?
00:38:29How?
00:38:32How?
00:38:36I understand the assignment.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:39Do you understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:46How?
00:39:08Jason?
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um...
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:47I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:21But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But...
00:40:32But, um...
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah. It's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:46And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna...
00:40:54Run into the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57What?
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00What?
00:41:01What?
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the seven to the 2000 of the 25th power?
00:42:03Hello?
00:42:04Hello?
00:42:05Hello?
00:42:06Hello?
00:42:07Hello?
00:42:08Hello?
00:42:09Hello?
00:42:10I don't care.
00:42:11Well, you will.
00:42:12And you're going to beat salon.
00:42:13And you're going to ace this.
00:42:14And...
00:42:16Oh, no.
00:42:17What now?
00:42:18Sloan posted this.
00:42:19Oh, no.
00:42:20What is the last digit of the seven to the 2000 of the 25th power?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:29Hello?
00:42:30I don't care.
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:33Well, you will.
00:42:34And you're going to beat salon.
00:42:35And you're going to ace this.
00:42:36And...
00:42:37Oh, no.
00:42:38What now?
00:42:39Sloan posted this.
00:42:40Huh.
00:42:41Jason and Sloan?
00:42:42They were together last night.
00:42:43And they're going to prom together.
00:42:44But he said he liked me.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:48Huh.
00:42:49Huh.
00:42:50Huh.
00:42:51Huh.
00:42:52Huh.
00:42:53Huh.
00:42:54Huh.
00:42:55Huh.
00:42:56Huh.
00:42:57Huh.
00:42:58Huh.
00:42:59Huh.
00:43:00Huh.
00:43:01Huh.
00:43:02Huh.
00:43:03Huh.
00:43:04Huh.
00:43:05Huh.
00:43:06Huh.
00:43:07Huh.
00:43:08Huh.
00:43:09Huh.
00:43:10Huh.
00:43:11Huh.
00:43:12Huh.
00:43:13Huh.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Chasen and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:39Everyone knows it.
00:43:40And no one seems to care.
00:43:41And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:42Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:43Because I don't believe it.
00:43:44And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:45Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:43:46You take that back.
00:43:47Or what?
00:43:48You take that back.
00:43:49You take that back.
00:43:50Or what?
00:43:51You take that back.
00:43:52Or what?
00:43:53You take that back.
00:43:54Or what?
00:43:55You take that back.
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:57You take that back.
00:43:58Or what?
00:43:59Who's touched your dirty skanky mouth you take that back or what?
00:44:11Take that back or what?
00:44:25Girls girls what's going on here?
00:44:29Oh my god, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out. Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:44:59I said go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that...
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:55Hell, I don't get you back.
00:47:02I falsifiable stuff.
00:47:06I Juha.
00:47:07So Horizontal-Aquatu,
00:47:08you gamble.
00:47:09God.
00:47:10Same thingy.
00:47:11Amazing.
00:47:12Try Hess.
00:47:13How does God need you?
00:47:14You...
00:47:15dieser happens.
00:47:16Heaven wins.
00:47:18You should have touched on it.
00:47:19I do not agree on that last thing.
00:47:23Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:53How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened,
00:48:21and you and Sloane happened,
00:48:24and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me,
00:48:35and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen,
00:49:06and I wanted you to like me for me,
00:49:11and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:26don't know the you do.
00:49:27I create a pool without summery.
00:49:28You're so beautiful.
00:49:29I can not even go outside.
00:49:30Don't try nothing too much.
00:49:31You're so beautiful.
00:49:32I look so
00:49:53Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11I don't know.
00:50:26You weren't gonna go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go to school.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:57I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No, no, no.
00:57:19No, no.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is chasing great.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:07Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media,
00:58:34or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:00Wanna dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:08Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:17But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:29Congratulations.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:31Congratulations.
01:00:32Come.
01:00:33Come.
01:00:34Yes, girl.
01:00:35Yes, girl.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:01:07And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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