Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Mga bwisitang kumare at kumpare ni Elsa (YouLOL)

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00:00Subscribe!

00:04We'll have to collect some extra champagne.

00:09We're like an empty table.

00:11I'm talking about the supplier.

00:14The Barrocks!

00:15Okay.

00:16Uh, go ahead.

00:18Ah, let's collect some like how many?

00:21Okay, Pat.

00:23Okay, please.

00:24Why not?

00:25I'm gonna go to the hospital.

00:27I'm gonna go to the hospital.

00:29Mary!

00:31Mary, what's happening?

00:34You said that,

00:35that's a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit, right?

00:39At the church,

00:40that's a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.

00:42Now, it's like that.

00:44Sorry.

00:46I didn't have to be able to get it.

00:48And then,

00:49that's why people are so busy here at the reception.

00:52Right?

00:53Mary!

00:54Ah,

00:56oo.

01:05Ito na,

01:06naitodo na namin lahat ng pagkain,

01:08tsaka lahat ng gamit, eh.

01:09No, eh.

01:10Very good lah.

01:11Oh, eh.

01:12Ayos naman lahat, oh.

01:13Ah,

01:14lugi na tayo.

01:16Yung perang binigay nila kulang pa,

01:19tapos abonado pa tayo.

01:21Eh, sumasakit na nga ulo.

01:23Ay,

01:24tigil lang mo na yan.

01:25Baka mamaya lumalay ang high blood mo.

01:28Ma'am Elsa,

01:30sorry po talaga ha.

01:32Eh,

01:33nirecommend ako talaga itong lugar natin

01:35para kahit pa pano madagdagan yung income natin,

01:37tapos kabalik na rin ang nangyari,

01:38na lugi pa tuloy tayo.

01:40Ma'am,

01:41bawas yun na lang po sa sahod ko yung lugi natin.

01:44Hindi,

01:45hindi ganun,

01:46walang ganun.

01:47Alam mo ganun talaga eh,

01:48ang negosyo,

01:49ganyan eh.

01:50Wala kang kasalanan.

01:52Salamat po ma'am.

01:53Ay,

01:54ano,

01:55mauna na ako ha,

01:56yung ina ko.

01:57Sige,

01:58sige,

01:59magpahinga ka na,

02:00Els ah.

02:03Hindi ko ma'am.

02:04Sige, sige.

02:06O ano nga yun yan ha?

02:08Ang yaabang eh.

02:10Sagad.

02:11Sabi mo,

02:12tuwang-tuwa sa'yo si Ma'am Els

02:14at bibigyan ka pa ng bonus.

02:15Ha?

02:16Totrumahin lang ka na ng konti ha.

02:18Nalugi na,

02:19abonado na,

02:20at siyempre,

02:21nagbigay pa ng pagkim-kim si Ma'am Els.

02:23Ang tawag yan,

02:24palpaksyon to the ninth level.

02:27Alam mo ka na nga mga asar,

02:28nakapisi talaga itong dalawa itong,

02:30nakakaisit yung ang kasawa eh.

02:32Nakakamahin yun!

02:33Nakakamah!

02:34Nakakamah!

02:35Tingnan nyo na yan,

02:36nakakasangkap pa ng asar.

02:37Tama na yan.

02:38Dapat kakamahin na yan eh.

02:39Ay,

02:40huwag natin yung magagawa eh.

02:41Huwag natin yung magagawa eh.

02:42Huwag natin yung mga asar eh.

02:43Tama na.

02:44Yabang kasi.

02:45Oo, hindi, hindi.

02:46Huwag natin.

02:47Okay na yan eh.

02:49Hey, guys!

02:50Nice party!

02:52Hello, friends.

02:53Hi. Hi, sir.

02:54Ha?

02:55Ba't ka nandito nung ginagawa mo?

02:56I think pa alam,

02:58I'm a ninong.

02:59Pinakusapan ako ni Edith sa akin ni Connie.

03:02Kinala mo rin sila?

03:04Well, pinakilala ko niya.

03:06As a matter of fact,

03:07nag-meeting na kami

03:08and they're going to invest in my new business.

03:11How good can that be?

03:13Yeah!

03:14Fox!

03:15Nakabawi ka na.

03:16Pinarating mo dito yung buisik ng mag-asawa.

03:18Ito ang karma ng mag-asawa.

03:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:20Ito ang karma ng mag-asawa.

03:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:22Pawe!

03:23Ha, ha, ha, ha!

03:24Ha, ha, ha!

03:25Akalain mo,

03:26ang dami natin natanggap na pa Kim Kim?

03:28Alam mo tama yung naging desisyon mo eh,

03:30na kumuha ng sampung pares nung nga hinungat dito, ha?

03:33O, na yan?

03:34Ay, ang galing!

03:39Ano yan?

03:40Yung kinita nyo?

03:41Pambihira naman talaga kayong dalawa eh.

03:44Binarat nyo kami ng binarat dito sa KTV kasi ang sabi nyo,

03:48wala na kayong perang pambayad.

03:51Pero apakadanong bisita.

03:54At sandamakmak ang ninong at ninang.

03:57Ha, ha, ha!

03:58Para saan?

03:59Para malaking pera?

04:01Ah, galing!

04:03At dinamay nyo pa si Ma'am Elsa.

04:06At ginamit nyo pa ako.

04:08Di na kayo nahiya.

04:10Oh, sorry.

04:12Sorry?

04:13Huwag na, lady. Sorry mo.

04:16Wala na. Tapos na nag-uwihan na yung mga tao.

04:18Ito lang sabihin ko sa inyo ah.

04:20Huwag nyong gawing negosyo ang binyagan.

04:24Ang pagkuha ng ninong at ninang.

04:27E para yan pagkuha ng pangalawang magulang

04:30na titingin sa kagagabay sa mga anak nyo.

04:33Hindi yan para magkaroon ng koneksyon sa mga malalaking tao

04:37at lalong-lalo na hindi para makatanggap ng malaking pakimkim.

04:43Hawks.

04:44Ang loko!

04:45Eh, okay na. Tama na eh.

04:47Nailabas mo na yung kinikimkim mo.

04:48Hindi! Nakaka-high blood eh!

04:50Teka.

04:51Ako'y high blood, diba?

04:53Nailabas mo na.

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Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Mga bwisitang kumare at kumpare ni Elsa (YouLOL)

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