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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:59Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:33which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure
00:05:02sweet
00:05:03man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just going
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22later
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience
00:06:35with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray
00:07:01into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:12where are you
00:08:24what are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:15i'm so sorry
00:09:29oh my gosh
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:14nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22hmm
00:10:23listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:46that's it
00:10:48you are my new project
00:10:50tomorrow
00:10:51my house
00:10:52makeover
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:11:00you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:05ugh
00:11:06can't we
00:11:12re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14oh my god
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28you're crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:35for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:38well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 sat score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51i guess i'm a fast learner
00:12:53i guess i'm a fast learner
00:12:54wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom hook
00:13:06i would've paid to see that
00:13:08i would've paid to see that
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:59gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what
00:15:15you let me sit there and open up to you
00:15:18like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some
00:15:20big legacy
00:15:21with a tennis court
00:15:22and a driver
00:15:23and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry
00:15:34i just wanted
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:38they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it
00:15:47and i hate myself for that
00:15:49let me make it up to you
00:15:53how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something
00:16:05no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:15i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax it's just where i live
00:16:37it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that
00:16:39but i just passed a tennis quote
00:16:40with your name on it
00:16:41and
00:16:42you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically
00:16:45my parents do
00:16:47but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better
00:16:49so bye
00:16:50why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17i was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and
00:17:22i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slum
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye
00:18:27and bam
00:18:27i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby
00:18:30i missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:49miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely
00:19:04believe that
00:19:05i'm
00:19:05tragically
00:19:07unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like
00:19:09three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here
00:19:17rose smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40found this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please
00:19:48i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:51yeah no
00:19:52your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just
00:19:56like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05pinky swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08wanna sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans
00:20:13to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't
00:20:18say those things about you
00:20:19that was just
00:20:20sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows
00:20:40you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all
00:20:42sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric
00:20:51are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck
00:20:59is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking
00:21:01about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:26i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always
00:21:35and yours was always fake
00:21:39oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:46and yours was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:13i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:41you're gonna be a good girl
00:24:43you're gonna be a good girl
00:24:45you're gonna be a good girl
00:24:47You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:17What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:07I'm crying.
00:26:07I'm crying.
00:26:09I'm crying.
00:26:12I'm crying.
00:26:16What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46I'll take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:07Huh?
00:27:08I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:41Maybe.
00:27:41Oh, my God.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00pool. Mind if I sit here? Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone. Hey, Rose, you saved
00:28:30me a new seat. Okay. No, you don't. Jason. You're the same at you. Sorry, Eric. On the way back? Yeah. Okay. Sure.
00:29:00Boopie. I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap. So, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's
00:29:24gonna be there. Better show up. So, are you gonna go? I don't think I'd be welcome. Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going. Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:45Listen. You want Chase, and I want Rose. So. Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:04All right. Here we go. This was a mistake. I don't belong here. Yes, yes, you do. You're
00:30:22with me. That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Um, come on. This could be a turning point. Just stick with me, okay? Okay. You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it. Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:54No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't. So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:24Oh. Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What? What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay. What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:04Wait. What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:31No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
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00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:29Oh, God!
00:34:59Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No, she doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah, yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:43How?
00:38:43How?
00:38:45Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've been stood out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38What?
00:39:41Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:48I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:30But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:23What?
00:41:26Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:30I've been so stupid.
00:41:34I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:39It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:53It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28I don't care.
00:42:29Well, you will.
00:42:30And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:31And you're going to ace this.
00:42:32Oh no.
00:42:33What now?
00:42:34Sloan posted this.
00:42:35Jason and Sloan?
00:42:36They were together last night.
00:42:37And they're going to prom together.
00:42:43And they're going to prom together.
00:42:44But he said he liked me.
00:42:58Hey, Virgin.
00:42:59Did you hear the news?
00:43:00Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:01And we're going to prom together.
00:43:03Hmm.
00:43:04That's a lie.
00:43:05Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Big word for the little person.
00:43:09Oh.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:22Oh.
00:43:23Oh.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:30Oh.
00:43:31You're the virgin.
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:33Sloan.
00:43:34I'm done.
00:43:35Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:39You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:43And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56him because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty skanky mouth you take
00:44:04that back or what take that back or what
00:44:15bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight girls girls what's going on here
00:44:27oh my god I think she broke my butt
00:44:31bros this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39third strike you're out expelled
00:44:43now go get your things but I didn't touch her I didn't touch you I said go
00:44:51you heard the man go
00:44:55and expelled
00:45:13academy decathlon we're gonna be disqualified I'm so so sorry
00:45:27you stupid idiotic stupid bitch what you heard me you were jealous of no
00:45:36and because of that I'm not gonna go to college oh honey you were never going to
00:45:42college you're too stupid this has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:50shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:59Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby wait I'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now
00:46:17we're disqualified Rose you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:24but I tried no I don't get a scholarship I don't get to go to college and it's all because of you
00:46:32but you and your drama like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:39I don't get to go to college and I don't get to go to college and I don't get to go to college
00:46:48that was so hot
00:46:50so
00:47:02you
00:47:33Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'm so beautiful.
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:57Keep on!
00:50:59Keep on!
00:51:01That way I really don't feel it.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:52:58I love you, Rose.
00:53:00I love you, Rose.
00:53:13I worked up an Abterdrive.
00:53:14So, how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:24Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:37I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:45Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:16Hey, Jason.
00:54:17Hey.
00:54:18How's Rose?
00:54:20Bummed.
00:54:21I feel awful.
00:54:22I feel awful.
00:54:23I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:26Well, maybe.
00:54:27Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:31Yeah.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:45I feel awful.
00:54:46I feel awful.
00:54:47I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:17Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:46Who's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Who's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:56People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:12Chase it.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:26Nope.
00:56:27Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone.
00:56:32Turn it off.
00:56:33Turn off the videos.
00:56:34You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:49And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:50And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:51You bitch.
00:56:52Security.
00:56:53Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55Please.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57Please.
00:56:58No.
00:56:59Please.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01Please.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Get off me.
00:57:04Do not touch me.
00:57:05Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:07Chase it.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14No.
00:57:15No.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17No.
00:57:18No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22No.
00:57:23No.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:26OK.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:32First, the Prom King is Jason Gray.
00:57:36And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:47for. This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:17Congratulations.
00:58:19Thank you. Hi. I know how difficult your teenage years can be. No matter who you are, between
00:58:31school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally
00:58:40painful. But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs. Friends, laughter, basketball
00:58:51games, and hot fudge sundaes. I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of
00:58:56our lives. But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are. Because every
00:59:08single one of you is special. And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen. She's smart and funny and charitable
00:59:29and loyal. Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:38Hey. You wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:00:58And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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