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He Thinks I Am A Call Girl
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00:00Hello, sweetheart.
00:04Whoa! Who you are? What are you doing here?
00:09Stay back. Stay back!
00:13That sound overplayed.
00:18Pineapple! Pineapple!
00:20What?
00:22My stop word? Pineapple? What did I pay for?
00:25Stop. You thought I was a call girl.
00:30Well, duh.
00:32Idiot! I booked this Viva for vacation.
00:36No, that's impossible. I booked it.
00:40What did you say? Here is my reservation.
00:45You are clearly mistaken. Here.
00:49Okay. Looks like something went wrong and it's good that we figured it out.
00:56But now, I would be very grateful if you wicked the villa.
01:00Thanks for the suggestion, but I was here first.
01:04I said get out of here.
01:08I'll go.
01:09No, I will. This is my villa. And you...
01:13Get dressed after all.
01:20Buongiorno!
01:22How was your journey?
01:25It's good to see you. It was misunderstanding.
01:29Si? Misunderstanding?
01:32No, everything is okay, Donna.
01:35You is booking the bedroom.
01:38And you, the living room.
01:41La felicita!
01:42What should we do now?
01:45Enjoy.
01:47La vita è bella!
01:49La vita è bella!
01:53La vita è bella!
01:58Give my money back!
01:59La vita è bella!
02:02You sleep on the coach.
02:04La vita è bella!
02:05Oh, lord.
02:06My eyes!
02:07It hurts to look at.
02:08None of your business!
02:14Come on, let me know.
02:28do you want to get a guy here no show one particular guy what he lost oh as if you
02:40were living a better life while he cries into the pillow but it won't work why jealousy is the best
02:58your face looks like you really want to go to the restroom relax
03:05I'm done thank you too bad I'm a pro at this as a professional psychologist I would say that such
03:22behavior is a compensation for fact you were disliked in your childhood or that you have
03:32you're wrong agree most likely all in once
04:10I'm sorry, she doesn't know English. Only the love language.
04:40Do you have an aspirin?
04:47No need. I've already been punished.
04:52I think it isn't enough.
04:54Do you know what happened last night?
04:56I don't care.
04:57I took a shower.
04:59Don't carry you on.
05:00When I got out, she stole my phone, my wallet and jumped out the window.
05:06Sooner or later, it has to happen with your way of life.
05:11Ouch. This is something new.
05:14I haven't yet been taught the life of a woman who goes to a villa to take photos for her ex.
05:20I think I can guess why he left you.
05:24Because you are a toxic bore I'd leave you to.
05:29I broke up with him because he cheated on me.
05:33Now when we figure it out, please take your things out of the bedroom.
05:40Now it's your time to sleep on the sofa.
05:44Hey, I bought some wine.
05:58I didn't know which one you like, so I took a few bottles.
06:03Ten bottles.
06:05Fifteen bottles.
06:07Just to make sure, like, I got it.
06:10I spent all the money.
06:12Open the red one.
06:16I'll be there in a few minutes.
06:29I'm telling you.
06:30You are very beautiful.
06:33You could skip your moves.
06:36I don't know what you're talking about.
06:39What moves?
06:40Hold up.
06:41Look.
06:42Look.
06:43Look.
06:44Even a diver would drown in your tears.
06:45Oh, God.
06:46It's a bit moronic.
06:47A bit romantic.
06:48Thanks.
06:49I didn't know you could say that.
06:50Now you.
06:51Admit it.
06:52Was I right?
06:53I do compensate.
06:54Not down there.
06:55My childhood.
06:56I grew up without parents.
06:57So I ran after girls to feel some sort of love.
07:00Hm.
07:01But...
07:02But...
07:03my...
07:04it was not the same.
07:08You know you.
07:09Was I right?
07:10No, you.
07:13Now you.
07:14Admit it.
07:15Was I right?
07:16I do compensate.
07:17Not down there.
07:20My childhood.
07:21I grew up without parents.
07:24...some sort of... love.
07:29But it was not the same.
07:34But...
07:37...you...
07:41...smart...
07:44...and interesting.
07:48As soon as I saw you, I...
07:51...shut up.
08:14What fool you are.
08:21Wow!
08:28David, what are you doing here?
08:31Well, I saw the villa in the stories...
08:35...and I remembered the time we had our vacation here together.
08:39You came only because of this?
08:42No, not only because of that, honey.
08:44I came here because I realized what a fool I've been.
08:49I mean, we belong together.
08:51Come on!
08:53Who else can love you but me?
08:56You're probably right.
08:58Yes, of course I am.
08:59I'll borrow some breakfast!
09:01Whoa!
09:02Whoa!
09:07Who's this?
09:08Same question here.
09:09What are you doing here?
09:11Is this your stupid ex?
09:12Don't, please, don't.
09:14So the photos did work.
09:16What about us?
09:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
09:19So the two of you, are you...
09:21...yes.
09:22Oh, no.
09:23Wait.
09:24So I flew over a thousand miles here just to find out you've slept with the first person.
09:29No, don't.
09:30Shut up!
09:31And you, GP, you can stay here with that and...
09:34Ah!
09:36Oh.
09:40Take care!
09:41Don't leave me alone anymore.
09:51Never.
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