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2001: Despega como puedas (2000)
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00:00It began as a single-celled organism that multiplied and multiplied to become the highest form of intelligent life, man.
00:13But not all men were created equal.
00:17Leslie Nielsen is Marshall Dick Dix, a man less equal than most.
00:23All right, let's get your hands over there.
00:25We're the hostages.
00:26Who do you think you're talking to, a dummy?
00:28Houston, we have a problem.
00:31Now, I know it smells funny, but the president of the United States has been kidnapped and is being held captive on Vagan.
00:37The man in the White House is a clone.
00:39It says here that the man in the White House is a clown.
00:42A man on a mission to bring back the kidnapped president from lunar base Vagan.
00:49A man with normal bodily functions.
00:58A canny cop, equipped with subtle smoothing skills.
01:09And delicate investigative know-how.
01:12What are you doing?
01:13You dicks, you imbecile!
01:15Stop it!
01:27President, is that really you?
01:30It depends on what you mean by the word, ill.
01:32With the kidnapped president safely rescued, all that remained was to switch in with his clone at the Three Tenors Gala Concert in Paris.
01:43Help!
01:46Where can you find pleasure, sir?
01:48Pardon.
01:50Look out!
01:512001, a space travesty.
02:08One big gun of a film.
02:10Big guns.
02:11This gun.
02:13Who was this guy?
02:18Blasting off to a theater near you.
02:21Soon.
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