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00:00Nightmare.
00:02You're in big trouble, son.
00:03Can you just trust me for a second, Harper, honey?
00:05It's Harper, honey.
00:07You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least a B.
00:09You get me a date with Jack to the problem.
00:11Yeah, a fake date, you make Jack jealous.
00:14But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
00:19Um, a little privacy, please.
00:22Can I actually fall in for Harper?
00:25Do I like him?
00:26If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
00:31So is this just all a bed to you?
00:33A fucking bed?
00:35I've officially fallen for Harper, honey, and I'm onto it.
00:40I'm doing this for him.
00:42Just I love him.
00:43What the hell are you waiting for?
00:45Go get your girl up.
00:51On this warm summer night
00:54I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
01:12To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep,
01:15it'd be a dream.
01:16But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
01:19Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
01:29No.
01:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:32This was hot on the yearbook.
01:36That's it.
01:39Fuckhead.
01:40Shut up.
01:42Brady Wilder?
01:59What is my nemesis doing here?
02:03Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
02:07Damn, Brady.
02:08You already got her pants off?
02:10Man, you work fast.
02:11What are you talking about?
02:14What?
02:15What are you doing, fuckhead?
02:17Can you just trust me for a second?
02:18Harper Honey?
02:19It's Harper Honey.
02:21Hey, Brady, where are you going?
02:23The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
02:29This'll be better.
02:31I promise.
02:32You better start explaining.
02:39Oh, I thought you knew everything.
02:41About science.
02:42What about you and your degenerate friends?
02:44Now talk.
02:45Didn't you just yell me to shut up?
02:46I think the whole dorm heard that.
02:48If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help.
02:51In three, two...
02:52Okay, fine.
02:59I need a favor.
03:02I need your underwear.
03:07Ow!
03:08Did you just bite me?
03:09Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
03:12Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
03:15Listen.
03:16We were playing truth or dare.
03:18And when you interrupted, we dared me to make out with you.
03:21In front of everybody.
03:23But we don't actually have to do that.
03:25If you just give me your underwear, people will think we did.
03:28So, you're welcome.
03:31Ha!
03:31In your dreams, puckhead.
03:37I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
03:41Listen.
03:41I don't want to touch you.
03:42And I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
03:45But we do.
03:46I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
03:49Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
03:54It's your choice.
03:56I'll have my funny door.
04:02In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Albert Honey,
04:07keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
04:09Don't go through my stuff!
04:10What will we find?
04:17Ugh!
04:19Fine, puckhead.
04:21Just stop.
04:22I'll do it.
04:23But you owe me.
04:26You wish!
04:27Talk, talk, talk, talk about what's happening.
04:31Yeah, we talk, talk, talk, sure like listening.
04:41Yeah, let's do.
04:44What do I owe you?
04:47A kiss.
04:47What if you're first?
04:50Hilarious.
04:51But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
04:55And just leave me alone.
04:56For good.
04:59Deal.
05:00Oh, one last thing.
05:05Oh, one last thing.
05:14God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
05:17Look away.
05:21Oh, you like the view?
05:22I just thought this would help to sell the story, don't you?
05:28So long, honey.
05:31It's honey.
05:35Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
05:39It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
05:47And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
05:52That is, except for the one student that got an A.
05:56Harper, honey.
05:59Hey, nerd.
06:00What a new showtime.
06:28Water.
06:29We need to talk.
06:33You're in big trouble, son.
06:37You may be the best damn hockey player
06:39the sporting school has ever seen,
06:41but you would not be the laziest.
06:42Lazy?
06:43Coach, are you serious?
06:44I've been busting my ass on the ice.
06:46I'm talking about your studies, son.
06:50If you don't get at least a beat
06:51on your chemistry final,
06:54you're going to lose your spot on the team.
06:56And trust me,
06:57it'll hurt me more than it hurt you.
07:02Let us accept for the one student
07:04that got an A.
07:05I'm behind.
07:11Don't worry.
07:12I've got a plan.
07:14This team comes to you, son.
07:20Hakeb, what are you doing?
07:21I'm sorry, but this is the only way
07:23I know how to get you to talk to me.
07:24This is my hostage until you hear me out.
07:27I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
07:37Brady, I need my camera back.
07:38These pictures are for the yearbook.
07:40Look, don't worry.
07:41I got good photos of you
07:42and your winning smile.
07:44You like my smile?
07:45As much as I like you talking to me.
07:48I know, I know.
07:49We've never really gotten along.
07:50But I was thinking,
07:51let's call it a truce, you know?
07:53Let's end the year as friends.
07:57Absolutely not.
07:58Honey, please.
07:59It's honey.
08:01Honey, sweetie, sweetie.
08:03I mean,
08:04I also, if I fail my final,
08:06I get kicked off the team.
08:07Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
08:09As much as I like watching you beg,
08:13still, no.
08:16Harper?
08:16Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
08:18Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady,
08:21and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
08:23If my grades slip,
08:24so does my financial aid.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:30I didn't know.
08:32But you're my only hope.
08:35Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
08:38Puck bunnies?
08:39Right.
08:40Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
08:47You're the only one who got an A.
08:53Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
08:57What is the periodic symbol for Bispo?
09:02It's bye.
09:03As in,
09:05bye-bye.
09:14Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
09:17Well, good thing he's not my crush.
09:19Good thing I like.
09:26Jack, who had this in?
09:29Sorry.
09:31Do I know you?
09:32Oh, I, uh,
09:33no.
09:34I mean,
09:35I'm Harper.
09:36I, uh,
09:43I work yearbook.
09:45I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
09:48At the charity gala.
09:49Cool.
09:50Yeah,
09:51galas are worth it.
09:53Definitely.
09:53I was saying definitely and I just tried to sing totally which time.
09:58I mean.
09:59God,
09:59she's giving me second-handed bears.
10:02Yeah,
10:02yeah.
10:03Hey,
10:04see you around,
10:05Anna.
10:06It's hard.
10:06You might be good at school,
10:10but you get a big fat out of a big hole because that is truly pathetic.
10:15Leave me alone at Britain.
10:20Leave me alone at Britain.
10:22Oh,
10:22what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
10:23Cry?
10:25Oh,
10:25how's it feel?
10:28Being the poorest kid at law with prep.
10:31I mean,
10:32you're lucky that we wear uniforms and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that
10:35fugly backpack.
10:38It's not,
10:38what are you doing?
10:39My own studies.
10:40Hand me down.
10:41I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
10:46What do we have here?
10:47Oh,
10:48no,
10:49that's my chemistry homework.
10:50I was working all night.
10:52I do tomorrow.
10:53It's not like you had anything better to do.
10:55Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
10:58Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good club.
11:01college and I don't hook up with jock.
11:02Oh yeah,
11:03well you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
11:05No one will touch you.
11:07Hand me down.
11:09Well,
11:09seeing as you've been with the whole school,
11:11I wouldn't want to anyways.
11:12And oh,
11:12just a thought.
11:13Steady.
11:13You don't want to fail.
11:15Oh,
11:15and here's another balance and you won't get wet.
11:31Oh,
11:38did you want your stuff back?
11:40Okay,
11:41swim for it,
11:41bitch.
11:49Oh,
11:50did you want this too?
11:52No.
11:52Did you?
11:53Did you want it?
11:53No.
11:53Okay.
11:54Go gobbies.
11:57Leave her alone.
12:08Take it on.
12:12Take it on.
12:12Are you good?
12:21Just peachy.
12:24You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
12:27Oh,
12:27come on,
12:27Brady.
12:28We were just having some fun with our girl.
12:30You're so cute when you're mad.
12:32Us jocks have to stick together.
12:34Delete those pictures,
12:34Britney.
12:35Oh,
12:35what?
12:35What is she going to do to us?
12:38She won't do anything.
12:40I,
12:40on the other hand?
12:45My phone.
12:46Oh,
12:46my God.
12:56My hair.
12:58My makeup.
13:01Help me.
13:02Girl,
13:02I got you.
13:04Oh,
13:04my God.
13:05Here.
13:05You are so dead.
13:10It's better than being so,
13:11so stuck in the fountain.
13:25You don't have to do this.
13:27These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
13:30Well,
13:31I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra.
13:32Someone did still have my white one.
13:34All right,
13:34let's go.
13:35I mean,
13:35you tell me that at least,
13:36uh,
13:36God,
13:58you are so bad at this.
13:59What's up,
14:05what's up,
14:05Hudson?
14:07Oh,
14:08hey,
14:10Walter.
14:12Hi,
14:12Hannah.
14:13Harbor.
14:14Right.
14:14Harbor.
14:15Oh,
14:16my God.
14:16He's never said my name before.
14:18It's like he really sees me.
14:21What are you doing?
14:23You're running my chances with him.
14:24I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed him.
14:28I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed him.
14:28Just hear me out.
14:43Look,
14:43I'm grateful that you saved me just now,
14:45but we're not friends.
14:47Whoa.
14:47Honey,
14:48listen,
14:49I'm not saying we should be friends.
14:50I'm simply proposing it.
14:52I already told you I'm not going to tutor you.
14:54You know,
14:58for someone so smart,
15:00you really are a terrible listener.
15:02Do you know what quid pro quo means?
15:04Or do you need a Latin lesson sign in school?
15:06I scratch your back,
15:08you scratch mine,
15:09except there's nothing that you can offer me.
15:15I think there's something you want.
15:17How about Jack Hudson?
15:35What about Jack Hudson?
15:36I mean,
15:37you like him,
15:37don't you?
15:38Don't try to deny it.
15:39I mean,
15:39I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting and that little wave.
15:42You're such a jerk.
15:44A popular jerk.
15:45One who can boost your social status.
15:48So another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
15:53I mean,
15:53I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak,
15:56but I mean,
15:57I'll help you land him.
15:59But if I did,
16:00I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
16:03Okay.
16:03How about this?
16:05You tutor me in chemistry,
16:06so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
16:10And in return,
16:11I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
16:15Let's just say your plan works.
16:17Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
16:20What?
16:21You know,
16:22I'm like kiss and other stuff.
16:27You're crazy.
16:28This is crazy.
16:28Oh my God.
16:29I can't even believe I even considered this.
16:31I'm going.
16:31What?
16:32I can see more convincing.
16:40So how about a preview of our first lesson?
16:43I can't even remember.
16:56Wow. Do I like him?
17:07No, Harper. He's your nemesis, remember?
17:11That kiss was... wow.
17:15But this is Harper on.
17:18Not bad, Tudor girl. That was pretty convincing.
17:23That was nothing for me.
17:26Your pulse is otherwise.
17:33I hate to admit it, but he's right.
17:35I really want Jack's attention. I need his help.
17:40Look, honey, I know it seems like I don't care about anything,
17:42but I actually do care about my grades.
17:45I mean, not enough to stay on the hockey team.
17:49But I know my mom would be rolling in her grade
17:52if she knew I was about to fuck up my only dream.
17:53I always wanted her to be proud of me.
18:00Well, if you insist on not needing help with your crush, I will, uh...
18:08Wait.
18:12Wait.
18:17Fine.
18:19Let's do it.
18:21We tutor each other.
18:23I get you at least a B and Kem,
18:25and you get me a date with Jack to the prom.
18:27And it has to be the prom.
18:29Nothing left.
18:31Deal?
18:31Deal.
18:38All right.
18:39Meet me after dinner at my dorm.
18:40Oh, and...
18:43Where's something sexy at?
18:45It's honey.
18:51What did I just get myself into?
18:53What are you doing in my bed?
19:02Seriously, Brady.
19:03If the dorm moms catch you in my bed after hours,
19:06we're both screwed.
19:07Chillax, honey.
19:08The dorm moms love me.
19:10They never get in trouble.
19:11They think I'm a dorm.
19:12I thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm.
19:20I did.
19:21But then I figured you might show up looking like...
19:24that.
19:29Look, I'm taking you to your first high school party.
19:32If you want to sell the idea of us being a thing...
19:34Just...
19:35for Jack to know.
19:37Yeah, yeah.
19:38For Jack.
19:39But you gotta look like a girl right there.
19:41But I can't go full blonde in an hour.
19:43I mean, the bleach wouldn't have enough time
19:45to rot my brain right here.
19:46Ha ha.
19:47Very funny.
19:48Look, let's just focus on me tutoring you.
19:51Mr. D-plus.
19:53Deal.
19:54I'll be the best student ever.
19:56But...
19:56in exchange for my compliance...
19:59I get to choose what you wear to the party tonight.
20:03Fine.
20:04Open your book to Chapter 6.
20:07I forgot mine.
20:08Can we show yours?
20:09Am I supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now?
20:16Come on.
20:17I don't bite.
20:18Well, until Lesson 3 at least.
20:22Chill, Harper.
20:23It's just a bed.
20:24They're just sitting.
20:25They're just tutoring him.
20:27Oh.
20:28And before we start...
20:30I need you to sign this.
20:31Tutor agreement between Harper H. and Brady W.
20:37Is this a contract?
20:43Is this a contract?
20:44Is this a contract?
20:44Harper H.
20:51Harper H. will tutor Brady W. in chemistry until he gets a B so he can remain on the hockey team.
20:59B.
21:01Brady W. will tutor Harper H. in seduction until she becomes proficient.
21:07So Jack Hudson asks her to prom.
21:12C.
21:13Both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential.
21:17Are you serious?
21:19Obviously.
21:20Any amendments or red lines?
21:22Only one.
21:24The parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled.
21:27No real emotions are permitted.
21:29I don't think you'll be able to stop yourself.
21:36Watch me, Puckhead.
21:48But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
21:55Girlfriends.
21:57Okay.
21:59Let's start with bonding theory.
22:02Oh, like what we're doing right now.
22:04Puckhead!
22:04Do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not?
22:07Right.
22:07Sure.
22:08Okay.
22:11A chemical bond is an attraction of two or more atoms that form...
22:25Stop staring at him, Harper.
22:28A chemical?
22:29Great.
22:31And do you think the atoms share protons or electrons here?
22:37Uh...
22:37Whoa.
22:41I never noticed how pretty she is in this one.
22:44Jeez, I'll kiss Brady.
22:46You got this?
22:47Just think about it.
22:50Electrons?
22:51That's right.
22:52Good job.
22:53Good job.
23:01Good job.
23:01Okay, um, next section.
23:28What's next?
23:29That's it.
23:30We finished a chapter.
23:33Seriously?
23:34I totally get it now.
23:36It's just easier to understand when you explain it.
23:39You're a great tutor, honey.
23:40Let's just hope you are, too.
23:42Let's go.
23:43Whoa, not yet.
23:46Our deal, remember?
23:55Do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd?
23:58Or a boy?
23:59Okay.
24:00No way.
24:05That's my dance recital costume from freshman year.
24:08Perfect.
24:09I could never pull that off.
24:11It's too tiny.
24:12Which makes it perfect.
24:14Lesson one.
24:15You gotta look the part.
24:17Lesson two.
24:18Confidence.
24:20Now put this on.
24:21I can't adjust the strap.
24:34Let me help.
24:35Stop looking at me like that.
24:46I know I look stupid.
24:48No.
24:49You look hot.
24:51I mean, Jack will make you look fine.
25:00Let's get that strap.
25:01Oh, thanks.
25:14No problem.
25:16You can put me down now.
25:32Right.
25:35Oh, one more thing.
25:38My mom gave me this.
25:39My first ever hockey game when I was a kid.
25:41We, uh, got into a crash on the way home.
25:47Shouldn't make it.
25:49It's not worth much.
25:51But it means everything to me.
25:53I think you should wear it.
25:55I think it'd really sell the whole us being...
25:58Us.
26:03I'll keep it safe, Brady.
26:17Any chance I can convince you to let your hair down?
26:20About the same as you wearing this dress instead, Puckhead.
26:24Now, let's go before you change my mind.
26:28Lesson two, confidence.
26:51I've never...
26:53I don't drink or eat.
26:55What if I say something stupid?
26:57Listen, I'll stay sober so you can at least have fun.
27:01Deal?
27:01Oh, look, Jack's here.
27:20He's totally checking you out.
27:23Why does this bother me so much?
27:25I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
27:27What are you doing, Brady?
27:39I thought you said Jack was looking at me.
27:45Cool.
27:46What the actual fuck is Brady Wilder doing with that loser?
28:12What do you mean?
28:14That girl's hot.
28:15That girl is Harper Honi.
28:18Ew.
28:19What?
28:20If that pathetic, nerdy freak thinks that she can steal my man...
28:24But you and Brady aren't even dating.
28:26Yes, Kayla.
28:28But I'm the cheer captain and he's the hockey captain.
28:30It's like high school law that we end up together.
28:33And I'm going to make sure she understands that.
28:38And stays the fuck away from my man.
28:48Why did I lash out at Brady like that when he acted all coupply with me?
28:52Isn't that the point of this?
28:54God, but...
28:55Sometimes when he touches me, it makes me feel...
29:00Lose!
29:01Sorry.
29:03I didn't realize I was in here.
29:05I am so drunk.
29:09I could use, like, an Advil.
29:12Or a five.
29:18I'll just get out of here and give you some hurt.
29:21No, no, um...
29:23Would you stay, please?
29:25I'm just so drunk.
29:27I mean...
29:28I need you to hold back my hair.
29:32She's a mean girl.
29:33But leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
29:37Just give me one second.
29:38I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
29:40No need.
29:42Is that me on Harper?
29:47Looks like my friends are already here.
29:51She's been gone for a while.
30:03Should I check on her?
30:06No, no, Brady.
30:07Stop being so blingy.
30:09Wilder.
30:10I'm gonna need that muscle to help drag in the cake of the crusting swine.
30:13You in?
30:14Gotcha.
30:16Brady, please.
30:17I was just trying to help you, Mom.
30:20Harper.
30:20You really think I wouldn't help from you?
30:22If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
30:27She's more delusional than you thought.
30:30Why are you so mean, Brittany?
30:32I know people only like you because you buy them with Daddy's credit card.
30:36I don't buy my friends.
30:37But even if I needed to, at least I could.
30:39Your shitty scholarship couldn't even buy you a decent dress.
30:43You pretend to be all sweet around Brady.
30:45You're so fake, Brittany.
30:47From your dyed hair to your doctored nose?
30:50Oh, sweetie.
30:51I know you're not used to beauty, but I am 100% natural and real.
30:54And at least I have a cute nose, unlike you with your snout.
30:59Brady doesn't seem to mind.
31:01You want to be a slut for Brady?
31:03Bye.
31:04Let's just make sure everybody can see everything.
31:06For...
31:07For...
31:08Please, stop.
31:23Please, stop.
31:26Please...
31:27Do you really think Brady would like your body?
31:30You're built like a prepubescent boy.
31:34She's great.
31:35I don't want Brady to see me like this, but I need him to save me.
31:40I think he'd like you better after a little makeover.
31:42Right, ladies?
31:44Let's wrap some pies.
31:46Let's wrap some pies.
31:46Hi, everyone.
31:57Little hand-me-down Harper wanted a makeover.
32:00What do you say we hope we're out?
32:05First, let's start with a new hairdo.
32:08What?
32:08No.
32:09Please, don't cut my hair.
32:13Fine.
32:14Fine.
32:14It won't.
32:17I'll just shave it.
32:21Brady, help!
32:22Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
32:30Brady, help!
32:33Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
32:37Wait.
32:38Is that Brady's lucky pen?
32:41Give it to me.
32:42You probably stole it from him anyway.
32:43It's not worth much, but it means everything to me.
32:49I promised Brady that his late mother's pen would be safe with me, and I intend to keep
32:53that promise.
32:55Give it to me right now, or I will shave your entire head.
33:01We're going to have to shave my head because we're not going to skin.
33:12What the fuck are you doing?
33:16What are you doing?
33:17Brady.
33:18Harper here is wasted, and she tried to give herself a little makeover to impress you.
33:23Isn't that just, like, adorably pathetic?
33:25No, the only thing pathetic is that you actually think I'd date you.
33:28Oh.
33:32Brady, you need someone on your level.
33:34Someone hot.
33:36You're right.
33:37I do.
33:37Of course Brady sees me in my underwear and thinks I'm ugly.
33:42I wouldn't be.
33:44That's exactly why.
33:45That's why I'm with her.
33:47Not you.
33:49Brady, she stole your pen.
33:50I was just trying to give it back to you.
33:52Look at her.
33:53She's a mess.
33:54You know, it must take one to know one.
34:07It's so on my hair.
34:08It's covered in alcohol.
34:11This is disgusting.
34:12You know, if it's so gross, I guess you could always shave it off.
34:16Wow.
34:17All natural, huh?
34:19You said your eyelashes were real.
34:20I thought you were 100% natural.
34:22You will pay for this.
34:26You all will.
34:39Let's get you something to wear.
34:40Come on.
34:51Are you okay?
34:52Brittany would have never targeted me like that if we weren't pretending to be together.
34:56Yeah, I know.
34:57But as soon as I heard you scream, I...
34:59I was in there for a while before you realized you swore you wouldn't drink, Brady.
35:03I didn't.
35:04Then why did you walk in holding a drink?
35:06Harper, that was for you.
35:07You really think I drink vodka and cranberries?
35:10I just wanted you to have a good time.
35:11Oh, look.
35:13Look, it's all my fault.
35:14We should have never done this.
35:16I shouldn't have agreed.
35:19Here.
35:20I get to see for you.
35:24I should have known that in order to get Jack to like me, I would have to deal with your
35:30pug bunnies making my life a living hell.
35:32Wasn't it already?
35:34At least people know you now.
35:35God, you are so full of yourself.
35:37I know you only saved me because of our deal.
35:39Because you needed a better chem grade.
35:41Wow, Harper.
35:51Do I actually think Harper, honey, is gorgeous?
35:59Wow, Harper.
36:02Shit, do I look at that?
36:04No, no.
36:06Harper, look.
36:07Look, Brady, thank you for saving me, but you don't have to pretend you care.
36:14There's no one watching.
36:15No, Harper, I do care.
36:17I saved you because I...
36:19You're all right.
36:20There is no way, Brady.
36:22Well, there's actually looking up with Harper in there.
36:24No, she must be the black woman.
36:25No, she must be the black woman.
36:26If they find out we're fake dating, I will just be a nerd, Brady.
36:30I'd be a desperate, pathetic liar.
36:32What do we do?
36:37What the hell do you think you're doing, Puckhead?
36:39Do you trust me?
36:52Trust.
36:55Trust.
36:55Trust.
37:07What's up, guys?
37:09You mean Harper yet?
37:11Um, a little privacy, please.
37:14Sorry, Shane.
37:14Be out of here.
37:23Holy shit.
37:25A little privacy, please?
37:27You crushed that.
37:29What about, sup, guys?
37:31We need to sell it, Puckhead.
37:32Puckhead.
37:37So, you having fun at your first party?
37:43I am, actually.
37:45Feels like a rite of passage.
37:47Typical high school experience.
37:50And you're not that bad of a date, Wilder.
37:54You're a pretty fun date yourself, honey.
37:56Why does this date suddenly feel so real?
38:00And why do I like it?
38:02Fake dating you for chemistry tutoring definitely feels like a national experience.
38:06But I wouldn't want to do it with anyone but you.
38:11Plus, I get to pretend that I have a girlfriend, which is something I would never do.
38:18Same, Puckhead.
38:19Same.
38:21I knew it.
38:23I knew Brady would never actually date that loser.
38:26And soon, the whole school will know it, too.
38:29All right, well, I'll walk you back to her dorm.
38:35I just got to say goodbye to the table first, so.
38:37Sure.
38:38Sounds good.
38:38Harper, right?
39:00Yeah.
39:00I mean, yes.
39:01Hi.
39:02I'm Jack.
39:03I know.
39:04I mean, we met.
39:06Briefly.
39:09So.
39:10You're here with Brady Wilder, huh?
39:14Didn't peg you for a puck bunny.
39:16Oh, my God.
39:17He actually believes someone like Brady could like me?
39:21Because I'm not.
39:22Yeah, Brady brought me here, but it's casual, you know?
39:25Keeping my options open, and I'm not usually into jocks.
39:31That's cool, Harper.
39:33Very cool.
39:38So, if he's not your boyfriend or anything, I'd love to hang out sometime.
39:44Maybe grab some coffee?
39:46This is everything I've ever wanted.
39:48Jack Hudson is finally asking me out.
39:51But why don't I want to say yes?
39:55You're such a moron, Harper.
40:11Brady would never actually like someone like you.
40:14And you don't like him, right?
40:18So, is that a no?
40:21What?
40:21No.
40:22Yes.
40:22I mean, no, it's not a no.
40:23It's a yes.
40:26I'd love to go on a date with you, Jack.
40:30Go.
40:30Go.
40:36See?
40:36Go.
40:44Go.
40:49Go.
40:50Go.
40:50Go.
40:51Go.
40:54Go.
40:55Go.
40:56what the fuck are you wearing honey oh this it's the only thing big enough to cover up this gigantic
41:07hickey you gave me at the party i had to sell it well now it looks like i'm selling it as in sex
41:13i look like a slut
41:15you're welcome buddy buddy excuse me harper honey walking around campus with a mysterious
41:26hickey sounds like i'm doing my end of the bargain get the scarf off
41:31so why did you want to meet in our chem class instead of your door
41:42i thought it'd be easier to focus in here and we can do more in the lab and it'll help me remember
42:01this is all part of our deal and there's no way you like me for real and i don't like you do i
42:07whatever you say honey hey does this look right
42:15yes you balance the equations perfectly
42:20i mean it took me ten tries but hey that's not true it only took you nine tries
42:25okay let's start practicing a chemical reaction for real this time i'll do it you take notes
42:31yes ma'am
42:33so how did you get so good at this anyway
42:41i don't really have the option not to
42:43as i'm sure you've heard i'm the only senior on scholarship
42:47if my grades drop
42:49awkward would take away my aid and i'd have to drop out
42:53i mean no more stupid school doesn't sound so bad
42:56yes brady
42:58not everybody has a family they can fall back on
43:01i would have to go home and work as a wench for my dad in this bar making pennies
43:06you don't want to be around my dad when he's drunk he he isn't a nice person but
43:13glockwood is my only chance to get into a good college
43:15then i can start over and move somewhere far far away
43:20the family to fall back on i mean you know my mom died right
43:25and sure my dad pays for school but can't even send me a happy birthday text
43:29the literal only constant in my life is coach
43:33all right
43:34i'm sorry for bursting out but i mean hockey's the only thing i have
43:41i've never really talked about my family with anyone i knew before
43:46something about you just i feel like i can share every part of me
43:50i'm sorry brady i didn't know about your parents
43:59me neither i'm sorry harper
44:01yeah well it's not like i'm an open book either
44:06but i should have asked
44:08you don't have to it's like we're friends anyways
44:11we're not i mean i'd say we're at least that
44:14you would
44:18but why do i kind of feel like
44:23like a part of me wants to be more than that
44:27yeah i mean you know you're shaving my ass here
44:33you're like a sister to me
44:35a sister
44:36oh yeah great
44:39god brady why did you say no you don't mean it
44:44oh whoa that was so cool
44:52yeah science is cool
44:55and important
44:57you can say that again
44:59and you might know everything about this kind of chemistry
45:01but you know nothing about the stuff that matters
45:05all right time to switch
45:07first lesson
45:10seduction
45:11you're kidding
45:13absolutely not
45:14all right you told me that if jack asked you out on a date
45:17you wouldn't know what to do
45:18well here's what you do
45:19why don't i want to tell brady that jack did ask me out on a date
45:24am i hoping that something happens between us today
45:28come on
45:29don't be nervous
45:30of course nothing is going to happen between you two
45:35all right let's role play
45:37i'll be jack and
45:39well you be you
45:40no way
45:41oh okay would you rather be jack and i be you
45:44oh uh hi jack i'm
45:48i mean harper
45:49would you
45:51ravish me
45:52stop it
45:53you're like a girl
45:54i am a girl
45:55i'll have those sweaters you wear
45:57she sure have your figure more
45:59you got a banging bottom
46:01now seduce me
46:04brady
46:12no i'm jack now
46:14i had a great night with you tonight harper
46:17you know i learned a lot about you that i didn't know before but now we're back at your dorm so
46:20have a good night
46:23Jack, I can't do this.
46:28Come on. Yes, you can.
46:31Hey, you're comfortable with me, right?
46:34Just pretend it's me.
46:36Like I said, I had a great night with you tonight, Harper.
46:41You know, I learned a lot about you that I didn't know before.
46:44But now we're back at your dorm, so have a good night.
46:48Wait, there's one more thing I wanted to show you.
46:53Jack.
46:53Oh, what is it?
46:57Whoa, whoa, whoa. Harper.
46:59What? It's what you did to me at the party.
47:02Yeah, to prove a point.
47:03All right, first rule of seduction.
47:05Leave him wanting more.
47:07I mean, you want him to go back to his apartment and think about your naked, right?
47:10Oh, God, no.
47:13The correct answer is yes.
47:15So, we're going to look up at him.
47:17Bat those big, beautiful eyes.
47:19Let's see it.
47:20Good improv.
47:28Love the lip bite.
47:29Now, you're going to put your hand on his chest.
47:35You're pulling closer.
47:36I'm going to impress you with signs.
47:40How was that?
47:55Was I okay?
47:56Holy shit.
47:59Wow.
47:59I mean, yeah, no, that was great.
48:03Wow.
48:04Harper nodding.
48:05Could I actually be falling for Harper?
48:08Did he feel that spark too?
48:10You're like a sister to me.
48:15You're so pathetic, Harper.
48:17Brady doesn't like you.
48:18Okay, good.
48:19Jack will totally love that on Friday.
48:23Friday?
48:24What's happening Friday?
48:26Jack asked me out.
48:27What?
48:29Yeah, isn't that like the whole point of our deal?
48:31Yeah, I mean, no, yeah, you're right.
48:39What?
48:41Nothing, I just, well, I thought you could tutor me Friday night.
48:46You know, I got the big exam and everything.
48:48Yeah, because you would love spending a night in on Friday studying with me.
48:52Plus, you did great here today.
48:54You're going to do great tomorrow on your quiz anyways.
48:57So, any other tips?
49:00Nope, all good.
49:02Um, I actually got to go.
49:05So, uh, I'll see you in class tomorrow, Harper.
49:13Why did he just rush out like that?
49:16Does he have feelings for me?
49:18No, Harper, not possible.
49:22That's it.
49:25I've officially fallen for Harper Honey, and I'm too late.
49:34And the last pair of lab partners will be Harper Honey and Brady Wilder.
49:39You have until the end of class to complete the experiment and document your findings.
49:44I bet we can finish first.
49:52What's wrong?
49:57Yeah.
49:58No playful insult about my ugly headband or my lack of makeup?
50:03No mispronouncing my last name?
50:05No.
50:06Honey.
50:06Seriously, Brady.
50:10What's wrong with you?
50:11You skipped out at the end of our tutoring session, and you've been ignoring me ever since.
50:15Yeah, because I realized I like you.
50:18And I'm too late.
50:19Whoa, are you crazy?
50:30You almost poured in pure magnesium dioxide instead of potassium iodide.
50:34You're trying to leave this class with eyebrows.
50:36Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
50:39I was distracted.
50:42I noticed.
50:44But Brady, you remembered what I taught you about chemical reactions.
50:51Oh shit.
50:54Yeah, I do get this stuff now.
50:56You did it.
50:59We did it.
51:02Together?
51:03Together?
51:06So, you want to have another tutoring session today?
51:20I'm done.
51:22God, Brady, you're being crazy.
51:25Harper's about to date.
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