00:00You've got a meeting at the New York Chronicle today.
00:04Are you nervous?
00:05Of course I'm not nervous.
00:06I've got the hottest relationship blog in the city.
00:08They'd be lucky to have me.
00:10Are you kidding me?
00:12I believe that belongs to me.
00:14Yikes, what happened?
00:16Oh, Mike, haven't you done enough?
00:18Joseph Webster, professional matchmaker.
00:21The only thing I trust less than dating apps
00:22is some random stranger hustling up business outside a coffee cart.
00:26Mr. Jacobs?
00:27Kate Nolan, your new columnist.
00:28The new owners, they've been pressuring me hard for somebody else.
00:33Glenn.
00:34Hello, again.
00:36Wait, he's not the other candidate, is he?
00:37You'll be writing a profile piece about Joseph.
00:40And Joseph, find Kate her perfect match.
00:43I think this joker is going to find my true love.
00:45If you can't, then you win.
00:47Get ready to meet your soulmate.
00:48Hello, mother.
00:49I sunk a large portion of the family assets into that takeover
00:52to ensure the job was yours.
00:54I will find her match, no problem.
00:56You know you can't force these things.
00:58Either you have the spark, or you don't.
01:00Well, if it isn't my worthy opponent slash personal biographer.
01:03Let's just get this over with, shall we?
01:04What the heck is that?
01:05But my software takes physiological signals to help create honest profiles.
01:09You show me a slideshow, and you think you know me?
01:13I'm having a really good time.
01:15Ah!
01:15How was date number one?
01:17He was married.
01:17What?
01:18You can't predict these things with bleeps and bloops, ones and zeros.
01:21You're single, obviously.
01:22Why is that?
01:23You've got to find happiness within yourself, and then find someone to share that with.
01:26Joseph Kendall Webster.
01:27An interesting individual who is convinced that he can create the pierce of Cupid's arrow
01:31from lines of code written on a laptop.
01:34So, maybe it's just me, but this Joseph seems, um, interesting.
01:39He wound up going bowling last night, and he was actually pretty good.
01:42You only take the special ones bowling.
01:44He wasn't like that.
01:46You know, I'm starting to think that you don't actually want to finish this thing,
01:49and you just fancy hanging out with me.
01:51Mother!
01:52I'm taking over operations.
01:54I've already been in touch with an actor, and we will create her perfect match.
01:58We can't trick her.
01:59I'm David Steer.
02:00Pleasure to meet you.
02:00Do we really need the accent?
02:02She is besotted, which is all that matters.
02:05It's not fair to Kate.
02:07Look, I've got to tell her the truth.
02:08I didn't want to do this.
02:09So you want to break my heart, lie to me, and steal my job?
02:11He cheated.
02:12I win.
02:13He has one date left.
02:14You ever meet someone and think it was too good to be true?
02:16You don't care about the job.
02:17Not as much as I care about you.
02:20Are you ready for your last date?
02:22It was you who helped me see what I was missing.
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