Tom Segura: Ball Hog

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Tom Segura nous fait rire aux e'clats avec des histoires embarrassantes sur les me'res, les pe'res, les re^ves... et d'autres sujets qu'il serait pre'fe'rable d'e'viter.

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00:00I'm not diminishing pet love. Pet love is real.

00:03I have a dog that I adore.

00:06But here's the difference between my love for that dog and my kids.

00:12If that dog were to hurt one of my kids,

00:16immediately and without question,

00:19I would drown that dog, right?

00:24And I mean, through yelps, like,

00:27and then I would give it to my son.

00:36And I'd be like, remember when that hurt you?

00:38I killed it.

00:41What the fuck am I supposed to do with this dead dog?

00:47And I'd go, I don't know, maybe learn to stand up for yourself

00:50so you don't have to do shit like that, all right?

00:53It's a very divisive joke.

00:55People who are like, don't do the yelp.

00:59It makes it real.

01:05And then other people are like, do the yelp.

01:07That's my favorite shit, man.

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