00:00I'm not diminishing pet love. Pet love is real.
00:03I have a dog that I adore.
00:06But here's the difference between my love for that dog and my kids.
00:12If that dog were to hurt one of my kids,
00:16immediately and without question,
00:19I would drown that dog, right?
00:24And I mean, through yelps, like,
00:27and then I would give it to my son.
00:36And I'd be like, remember when that hurt you?
00:38I killed it.
00:41What the fuck am I supposed to do with this dead dog?
00:47And I'd go, I don't know, maybe learn to stand up for yourself
00:50so you don't have to do shit like that, all right?
00:53It's a very divisive joke.
00:55People who are like, don't do the yelp.
00:59It makes it real.
01:05And then other people are like, do the yelp.
01:07That's my favorite shit, man.
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