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Wayne Dobie is a shy cop whose low-key demeanor has earned him the affectionate nickname "Mad Dog." After Mad Dog saves | dG1faGlnQThCMjdTTFE
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00:00From the direction of the blood on the window, I'd say your victim got whacked here,
00:05and your shooter was sitting in the front passing seat there.
00:08This blowback, too?
00:09That's somebody else.
00:10In Wayne's line of work...
00:11I'm a police officer.
00:13...he meets a lot of strange characters.
00:16After they're dead.
00:18You see?
00:19This food can't kill you.
00:20What's up, mad dog?
00:21Do me a favor.
00:22My name's Wayne.
00:22But this time...
00:24Oh, jeez.
00:25Don't shoot him, please.
00:26Don't shoot him.
00:26Want the money?
00:28You like some candy?
00:29Why don't you give him a fat grub while you're at it?
00:31Shut up!
00:31Please.
00:33Are you Wayne?
00:34Who are you?
00:35Harold.
00:35I work for my boss, and he asked me to find you to invite you to this thing tonight.
00:39Who's your boss?
00:40Don't worry.
00:41It's not a bad thing.
00:42It's a good thing.
00:44And now, from Elrose Park, the land of velour car interiors,
00:48the comedy stylings of Frank Milo, ladies and gentlemen.
00:50Take it.
00:52Hey!
00:53There he is!
00:54You actually saved my life.
00:56Be my friend.
00:56If you do, I become the expediter of your dreams.
01:03Hi, uh, my name is Glory.
01:06The gift that keeps on giving.
01:08Look, you saved his life.
01:09He wants me to be your friend for a week.
01:11So what do you do for him?
01:12You sleep with him?
01:13I don't think he has sex.
01:15Frank just wants to make sure that you're happy.
01:17For the next five days, let's just pretend we're your basic normal couple.
01:21Are you happy?
01:22I get paid either way.
01:25You're not a kiss.
01:27I hate it when people take advantage of my favors.
01:30Frank, that's none of your business.
01:31I thought we were friends.
01:32I don't know what you're talking about.
01:33I want you out of there by Monday.
01:36You're not going back to him.
01:37You got three days.
01:38Is she coming down?
01:40We're in love.
01:41I knew it.
01:41I knew it.
01:42I knew it.
01:42I love her.
01:45I own her!
01:46I should do some sit-ups.
01:48Right now?
01:48No, I mean, you know, in general.
01:50But Frank, you can't argue.
01:52You can't fight.
01:53You can't hide.
01:54You like baseball?
01:55Get this straight with me.
01:56I'll take you to some sex games.
01:58I'm not asking you to save me, Wayne.
02:00Hey, no guts, no glory.
02:02Hey.
02:03No guts, no glory.
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