00:00Do you want to know what it feels like to kill someone?
00:06You already do.
00:11What do you think is the most evil thing humans ever invented?
00:19I've been thinking about it for a long time.
00:30Before cars, the fastest animal on land was a cheetah.
00:35A cheetah can run up to 75 miles per hour, the maximum speed limit on American freeways.
00:42And it earned that speed.
00:46Every day, for millions of years, it fought for it with every muscle in its body.
00:52Then, one day, we decided we didn't want to wait that long.
01:07You know when you're late to work, and you get stuck behind somebody who's going really slow?
01:17Some fucking asshole.
01:23And you start getting really mad.
01:28Not normal mad.
01:32It's cold.
01:35Because
01:36they're not a person.
01:41They're just a thing.
01:43a thing
01:46that's in your way.
01:50We're not supposed to feel that.
01:53We're supposed to look into their eyes
01:56and see their soul
01:58and get that warm
02:02flood of empathy.
02:06But in a car,
02:08we can't.
02:11They're just a thing.
02:13So the warmth never comes.
02:19I've been waiting my entire life.
02:22And it hasn't come.
02:26Not when I dragged you out.
02:29Or heard you scream.
02:33Oh well.
02:35Maybe next time.
02:36Have a nice day.
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