00:00Am I a bad person?
00:02Sometimes.
00:03Thank you, but let me finish.
00:05If I don't invite the weird new guy to Bruce's surprise retirement party tonight...
00:09I want you two to get close, but not in an intimate way.
00:13I'll get as close as possible without being intimate.
00:16No.
00:17Okay.
00:19Surprise!
00:21Why wasn't Larry at my party?
00:23Bruce Waters didn't want me invited to his own surprise party.
00:26Huh?
00:27This is all Bruce Waters' fault.
00:33Yep.
00:37Thank you both.
00:44Oh my God! Bruce is dead!
00:46Larry, please tell me you didn't kill Bruce.
00:49What? Me?
00:51You have to put Larry in jail.
00:53We don't have evidence.
00:54That's so crazy.
00:58We need to get Larry fired.
01:00Someone's getting fired for smoking a joint in the office.
01:03So we're gonna drug test you.
01:04What?
01:05If you get any hits on me, I will kill you.
01:08What are you guys doing?
01:09Nothing.
01:10Nothing.
01:11Behind my back?
01:12You're without me?
01:13No, no, no, no, no.
01:14Oh my God.
01:15There you go.
01:16Is it just me or does that smell a little like pee?
01:20No.
01:21No, it's you.
01:22Okay, just checking.
01:23No, no, no.
01:24Someone is messing with me.
01:26If someone tried to mess with one of you, my best friends,
01:30I'd kill that person.
01:33Is it just a coincidence that all this bad stuff is happening in the office this week?
01:37This wasn't coincidences.
01:38And what was it?
01:39Karma.
01:40Please, don't be such a worrywart.
01:41There's still plenty of time for Bruce's awareness lesson as he fell from the window to the ground.
01:53200,000, 300,000.
01:54Yeah, yeah.
01:55Had enough time.
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