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Dating can be awkward to begin with. This guy doubles down on that. | dG1fclcwMGV2REc4LVk
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00:00I had this dream, I had a dream last night, you know, and it was, yeah, just a dream,
00:07that's all, it's stupid, I don't know.
00:08Was I in it?
00:10Actually, yeah, well, you know, actually, you were in, yeah, it was part of it, you were
00:14in part of it.
00:14Tell me about it, come on.
00:15No, no, no, come on, I want to know, I want to know, tell me.
00:18Really?
00:19Yeah.
00:20Well, okay, you know, I was, I was like this little guy, right, in a little, like a little
00:26chair, you know, and I'm like, you know, in my living room, in a chair, because it's
00:30like where I, where I was thinking about, you know, and I like, so, yeah, right, so I just
00:36spin right out, I'm out of a turkey spot, right, then my dad's, and he's like, hey, we're all
00:41here, everybody eat, right, you know, and my brother's got like little screws all over
00:45his head, and he says, happy birthday, I'm like, happy birthday, and mom's like, here,
00:49eat up, right, she's got pins on her head, and I'm like, hey, hey, you got my hand, he
00:54cut my hand, he cut my hand, there's a meow, meow, meow, the cat's like, meow, I'm like,
00:58take, take out the cat, boy, and he eats my cat, and I, and then like, dad, he's like,
01:03hey, the phone's all for you, daddy, I got it, I got it, he eats the phone, and then my
01:08mom comes in, and then she's got a toilet head, and then we eat mom, I'm like, oh, this is
01:12really good, this is really good, oh, I'm sick, and he's like, I'm sick, dad, I'm sick,
01:15and then he's like, ah, ah, he threw up like 400 pounds of junk, right, which turns
01:20into like a little puppy dog, like, woo, woo, woo, like, oh, am I, can't keep a
01:24puppy, keep the puppy, and I said, no, you can't keep the puppy, but enough about me.
01:32Teach me, tiger, how to kiss youth.
01:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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