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A former Minor League pitcher projects his Major League aspirations on his 17-year-old son, taking him on a desperate cr | dG1fSHVwZ0VzaFYtSmc
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00:00You
00:11Listen up, I've been searching for a new travel coach for you boys. Welcome coach Hurley. I can bring two people to his showcase
00:18So I choose a picture with three new eyes and pretty boy cat. Yes
00:25I'm a pretty boy dad
00:27This is a big deal. This is the best program in the country
00:32We can't afford not to send Joe how much fun would it be to do an old-fashioned father-son road trip, huh?
00:38All I'm saying is I wouldn't trust my husband on an all-guys road trip
00:45Grimey little dog. He looks friendly
00:47Doesn't seem to anyone's looking for Matterhorn
00:49You named her Matterhorn?
00:51Matterhorn!
00:52They ain't friends in from the season!
00:57I'm not well!
00:58You slept with 12 women?
01:00Who told you you were all women?
01:02You know you two never told me about your new business.
01:05Oh, it's a baseball thing
01:08About baseball
01:09We're making pornos in our bedroom, and not even good ones
01:12While things about your unfulfilled dreams to our son
01:17You two need to talk to each other
01:19Well, it would be nice to make a living off my culinary degree
01:22And if I get picked for lobster tank, I'm using this recipe
01:25Whatever it takes
01:27Besides, that host is hot
01:29I've got a great feeling about you, Simo
01:31Hold on to my number
01:32Wow
01:33Maybe I'll take you down under
01:35Lisa, I'm married
01:37You're useless
01:38Like a limp dick
01:41Limp dick
01:42Limp dick
01:43Limp dick?
01:44Wake up, dad
01:45I'm not a limp dick
01:46I'll pretend I did not hear that
01:48Well, maybe he can close when it counts
01:51Maybe it's karma
01:52He's coaching our kids
01:53I promise
01:54I will be back in time for your 14th birthday
01:5615th birthday
01:58I'm sorry, honey
02:00I'm driving across the country
02:01Spending money?
02:02I don't have
02:04You've got exactly four days
02:06To make it back in one piece
02:12Hey
02:13Nice
02:14Alright
02:15What do you say we check out the house, boys?
02:17Oh shit, we lost her
02:19Yeah
02:20Yeah
02:21You
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