- 6 months ago
Funny Movie
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00You should find a car for me!
00:02I'm so sorry!
00:03My wife, let's get back to her.
00:04Let's go!
00:05Let's go!
00:06Let's go!
00:07Let's go!
00:08Let's go!
00:26Mom!
00:27If you're not you today,
00:28the girl is so bad.
00:30Mom, you're so bad.
00:34You're so bad, girl.
00:36You're so bad.
00:37You're so bad.
00:38You can wash it.
00:41I'm not bad.
00:44You're so bad.
00:46Don't you see your dad.
00:47You're so bad.
00:48I'll give you my wife.
00:49I'll give you my wife.
00:51If you're not going to die,
00:52I'll give you my wife.
00:53I'll give you my wife.
00:54You're not going to take this.
00:55Don't you see your wife's so bad?
00:56Did you say it?
00:57I'm not.
00:58You're not.
00:59I'll give you my wife.
01:00I'll give you my wife.
01:01You're so bad.
01:02但凡是个正常人 谁都能把车开湖里去
01:04你看出来 我和老贾不对付了 是不是
01:11我是真没想到 你还挺有眼力见
01:18这招声东击西 可谓妙哉
01:22果然没白跟我哉了
01:26成熟了不少啊
01:28叔叔 你跟这大哥是
01:32这个老贾吧 当初我和你阿姨刚创业的时候
01:35他是集团里的采购主任
01:37他没少拿来过 吃拿卡要
01:40今天你算帮我解了戏了
01:44你算立功了啊
01:46叔叔 我看干你们这样了 好像都挺辛苦的
01:52辛苦吧 都没个啥
02:00不也就是风里来雨里去
02:04我们这行啊 是好人不愿意干
02:07孬人呢 还干不了
02:10车远了 马上帮我导个航 看一下路线
02:17以为您找到一条新路线
02:19叔叔 我跟他导航了一下
02:22我发现了一条最快的路
02:24根据我的计算
02:25咱们可以提前两个小时十三分到达线下来
02:27咱要不走这条路
02:29这样您还能多休息一会儿
02:31行 今儿听你的 按你走一回
02:34好嘞
02:35妈 你看我爸这卡车开哪儿去了
02:42他是不是走错路了
02:43不能够
02:45你爸开车 靠谱
02:47不可能出岔头
02:52妈 她们在那儿
03:07妈 她们在那儿
03:12怎么开的车呀你们俩
03:14怎么还往田里开呢
03:16阿姨 我是真不知道有货车模式的
03:19啊 所以我猜
03:20你猜个屁 这能走吗 这道儿跟顾山车似的
03:23你们俩没事吧
03:24能有啥事啊
03:25我几十年的驾车技术
03:27对 多亏了叔叔
03:29我们才能化险为夷
03:30别吹了 车他就乱打 吹猫了
03:47叔叔咱要晚上叫陆车伯
03:50别碰我
03:50不用你管 我都叫人了
03:53叔叔
03:53叔叔
04:05叔叔
04:06你猫的猫的猫的猫的
04:07别 别 别 别 别 别 不行吧
04:10叔叔 我来晚了
04:11叔叔 我来晚了
04:12你这小子你看多任气呢你
04:13叔叔 老板我还做完
04:14阿姨 我来晚了
04:15I'm here for a while.
04:16My sister.
04:17I'm here for a while.
04:18You're here for a while.
04:20You're here for a while.
04:22I haven't seen anyone here yet.
04:24Oh!
04:25You're here for a while.
04:28You're here for a while.
04:30We're here for a while.
04:32We're growing up with our neighbors.
04:34That's pretty good.
04:37You're here for a while.
04:38How are you?
04:40You're so proud of me.
04:43You're here for a while.
04:45My friend is my friend.
04:47It's a good friend.
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:53This is a toy car?
04:55Is it you開?
04:56I開?
04:57You're here for a while.
04:59You're so low.
05:01You're here for a while.
05:03I'll come back to the car.
05:05I'll come back to my car.
05:06Come on.
05:07You're here for a while.
05:09I'm here for a while.
05:10This car is pretty expensive.
05:12What are you talking about?
05:13What are you talking about?
05:14Where are you going to?
05:15Where are you going to?
05:16I bought a car.
05:17I bought a car.
05:18How are you going to be the second one?
05:19Your sister.
05:20I'm here for a while.
05:21I'm here for a while.
05:22I'm here for a while.
05:23You're kind of a good friend.
05:25This one.
05:26You're looking for me.
05:27I've been old.
05:28You can't forget.
05:29I'm here for a while.
05:30You can't forget.
05:31You're here for a while.
05:32You can't forget.
05:33You're here for a while.
05:34You're here for one while.
05:36I was here for every time.
05:38Every day and every day.
05:39Your wife and my friends.
05:41Oh, my one.
05:43Oh, my friend.
05:44Oh, my friend.
05:45Yes.
05:46Oh, my friend.
05:47Yes.
05:48That's the first motorcycle.
05:49The kids are so tired.
05:51They're so tired.
05:59Let's take a look.
06:01Let's take a look.
06:05Good morning.
06:07Good morning.
06:13Good morning.
06:15Good morning.
06:17We have many numbers.
06:21The more is 1638 forest.
06:23Let me just give you an example.
06:25Here is a jungle tree.
06:29Here is a健康 tree.
06:31Here is a jungle tree.
06:33Here is a high jungle tree.
06:35We all want to know what we do is not eat noan.
06:41Hello.
06:43Why aren't you?
06:45I'm so happy to have you this child, so I'm so happy to have you this child.
06:49Your father and my husband are good friends, but I grew up with you.
06:55I don't know if I'm your brother.
07:00Sometimes I really want to call you a son.
07:03It's not true.
07:04We've got you from childhood to childhood.
07:06You're his brother.
07:07Yes, brother.
07:09I'm not talking about that.
07:12Let's go over there.
07:14Yes, brother.
07:15This is not small.
07:19My son, you can't do this.
07:23You're not.
07:24You need to do the work.
07:26You need to do the work.
07:27You need to do the work.
07:29Right?
07:34It's not a big deal.
07:36Everyone, let's go.
07:38You're a man.
07:39You're a man.
07:41You're a man.
07:42You're a man.
07:43You're a man.
07:44You're a man.
07:45You're a man.
07:46You're a man.
07:48Come on.
07:49You're a man.
07:51I'm looking forward to the work.
07:52You have to go.
07:54My aunt.
07:55Your granddaddy?
07:56You're all human beings.
07:58These are sort of things.
07:59They're from convicts.
08:00The most petite town in my house is the square.
08:02The most precious thing is this painting.
08:08Is this painting for a child?
08:10It's amazing.
08:12This is a child's painting.
08:15Why didn't you say that?
08:16You're a child.
08:17This is a painting for a child's painting.
08:20I've always loved it.
08:32The dark is the same.
08:33It's amazing.
08:34It's amazing!
08:35It's amazing!
08:38It's amazing!
08:39It's amazing!
08:40It's amazing!
08:41It's amazing!
08:42I'm so proud of you.
08:43Do you remember that?
08:44You're so proud of me.
08:46Do you remember the same thing?
08:48You're so proud of me.
08:49Do you remember that?
08:51Yes.
08:52My name is Yogi,
08:53I'm prepared for you.
08:55Honey,
08:57you're welcome.
08:59We have a friend.
09:00Let's just a hug.
09:01Okay.
09:02We have to drink?
09:04I don't drink.
09:05If you're not drinking, don't drink it up.
09:07This is sick of people.
09:08You don't drink it.
09:10Right?
09:11You're not there to go to raggedos?
09:12You should take it out.
09:14Okay.
09:14I'll take it.
09:15I'll take it.
09:16I'll take it.
09:17We want you to drink.
09:18Let's drink.
09:19I'll drink.
09:19I don't drink more.
09:25I can't eat anymore.
09:27Stop.
09:28My hand.
09:29I got me.
09:30I'm going.
09:31All today! Open!
09:33Thank you!
09:34Who?
09:35Who?
09:36Come here!
09:37Come here!
09:39We're going to eat!
09:40It's so good!
09:41I'm gonna eat!
09:43I'll eat!
09:45This one!
09:47What's that?
09:49What are we doing?
09:51What are we doing?
09:53Aum.
09:54Why did you drink a cup of tea?
09:56I'm so glad you're going to drink.
09:58You should be drinking a cup of tea.
10:00No, you're not kidding.
10:02Before we meet, I will stay in the morning.
10:05We're going to be like this.
10:07Let's go.
10:09Come on.
10:10Let's go.
10:11Come on.
10:13Come on.
10:14Come on.
10:16Come on.
10:17Let's go.
10:18It's so easy.
10:19We didn't get to work.
10:20Let's go.
10:21I'm with you.
10:22Come on.
10:23Come on.
10:24Come on.
10:25Come on.
10:27Come on.
10:28Come on.
10:29What are you doing?
10:41The dificult for the cup.
10:43Good.
10:46Here, your cup.
10:49Give us our
10:50Oh,
10:51Oh,
10:51Oh,
10:51Oh,
10:52Oh,
10:52Oh,
10:53Oh,
10:53Oh,
10:54Oh,
10:54Oh,
10:54Oh,
10:55Oh,
10:55Oh,
10:56Oh,
10:57Oh,
10:58Oh,
10:58The wine is perfect.
11:02The wine is better than the wine is better than the wine.
11:04But it's not the case that you drink.
11:06Let's go,叔叔.
11:07Let me give you a hug.
11:09I want to give you a hug.
11:13I don't want to give you a hug.
11:15I want to give you a hug.
11:17Let's go!
11:19Come on!
11:21Come on!
11:26The wine is good.
11:28Let's go.
11:39What kind of thing?
11:43Why is it still a red light?
11:45Let's go!
11:48Oh my God!
11:50It's so boring!
12:05The time we see the small part of the small part is really complicated.
12:08If you're so complicated, do you want to take a hug?
12:11叔叔, I don't understand the same thing.
12:14算了吧 咱们直接看录像
12:17小万昨晚整晚都没有闲着 专挑贵的搬 满满一酒窖的酒 让他搬的就剩这半瓶了
12:31我也不可能吧 我怎么能喝那么多呢
12:34是 你确实没喝这么多 但那一株圈的猪全都喝大了
12:44行啊 小万 社交面挺广的 跟谁都能喝 是吧
12:57小万就是心好 他把小猪渴着了 使用爱心这孩子
13:02跟他拔不啥呢 快快快 放过去听
13:12叔叔 音响坏了 听不了
13:15坏了 别听 必须听
13:17那我接到园区的广播上
13:19叔叔 叔叔 王先生是不是没给你听啊 叔叔
13:26叔叔 叔叔 叔叔 叔叔 叔叔 叔叔 别试
13:38王先生 没自己想见一遍都哭了 让他出来了
13:42抱一下 我都觉得你群 sah 一把骨头
13:51爸 小完喝多了 说胡话呢
13:53知道了 relax, you don't look at all the shit
13:55公主我不是跟你说呢 我是不是跟你说了 别停
13:57你自己非要停
13:58要他们还�往我啦
13:59让他们还验我啦
14:00当然啦
14:10Oh
14:40Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:48My brother, I want to apologize for you.
14:51I've never been drinking before.
14:53Yes, my brother.
14:54He doesn't like that.
14:56He's a good person.
14:58He's a young man.
14:59He's a good person.
15:01He's a good person.
15:02He's a good person.
15:03He's a good person.
15:04What's wrong?
15:06Let's go.
15:08Come on.
15:09Come on.
15:11Come on.
15:12Come on.
15:13Come on.
15:14Come on.
15:15Come on.
15:16Come on.
15:17Why are you doing the same thing?
15:19Come on.
15:21Come on.
15:22Come on.
15:23Come on.
15:27Let's go.
15:28Look.
15:29Look.
15:30What's wrong?
15:32Do you want to take care of me?
15:33Come on.
15:39Hey.
15:40Hey.
15:42Why do you think it's like this?
15:44Why do you think it's like this?
15:46Why do you think it's like this?
15:48Why do you think it's like this?
15:50Some of the black car cars are connected to the house.
15:52If you buy the house,
15:54you can pay for the insurance fee.
15:56My brother,
15:58when you see the house on the house,
16:00you can't go to the house.
16:02Don't worry about me.
16:04Be careful.
16:12I can't read all the hooks.
16:18I'll be careful.
16:20Stop!
16:24Aww.
16:38You can move your clothes in here.
16:40You don't have to wear your clothes, you don't have to wear your clothes.
16:43Let's go,叔叔.
16:58Hello, my friend.
17:02What are you doing to do with叔叔?
17:05I would like to get a phone call for your company.
17:09I'd like to understand you.
17:13You don't care about it?
17:17There's no need for it.
17:21I've already got a phone call.
17:25You don't want to get it?
17:29I'll get it.
17:33It's okay.
17:37I'll take the phone call for the phone call.
17:41I'll take the phone call for the phone call for the phone call.
17:45I don't think I'm familiar with the phone call.
17:47I found myself playing a game.
17:49I'm done with the phone call for the phone call.
17:51What are you doing?
17:53I don't need to breathe.
17:57Don't worry about it.
17:59I'll call you the phone call for your phone call.
18:01I'll call you the phone call for your phone call.
18:03It's just a shame.
18:05I'm not kidding.
18:07I'm not kidding.
18:09It's not a shame.
18:11You don't want to get it.
18:13Bye-bye.
18:25It's fast.
18:26We need to get things done, right?
18:28We need to get things done.
18:30Give it to me.
18:31There's a number of people.
18:33There's a lot of people.
18:34There's a lot of people.
18:35Don't be afraid of me.
18:37Who are you?
18:39What are you doing?
18:51I'm in charge of the car.
18:54You don't have to take the car to the car?
18:57Yes.
18:58What are you doing?
19:03You're still there.
19:05What are you doing?
19:06I'm going to kill you.
19:09I've seen a lot of people.
19:11What are you doing?
19:12You don't have to take me.
19:14Let's go.
19:15Get back.
19:16Get your hand away.
19:17Get out of here.
19:20Get out of here.
19:22Get out of there.
19:23You want to take me.
19:24Take me out of here.
19:25If you're not the last guy, take me.
19:29I appreciate you this guy.
19:32Yeah.
19:33You are not gonna take the car and do this.
19:36Oh, my son.
19:37I'm sure.
19:38Let's go to the car.
19:40Let's go to the car.
19:42Let's go to the car.
19:44Let's go to the car.
19:46I don't want you to do a good job.
19:49You can do a good job.
19:50But you can't do it with your face.
19:52You don't want to do it.
19:54Don't worry about it.
19:56I'll give it to you for 10 minutes.
19:58It's okay.
19:59It's okay.
20:00It's okay.
20:02It's okay.
20:05What?
20:08Yes.
20:10Thank you very much.
20:20Oh, wait.
20:22Why do you kill me?
20:24I'm gonna take care of you.
20:26You're getting hit.
20:28I'm coming in here.
20:30I can't kill you.
20:32What?
20:36I must have to figure out what you're doing.
20:48Hello.
20:49Hello.
20:50I'm asking you,
20:51there's no one called万一凡?
20:53What's your name?
20:54万总?
20:55I'm the chairman.
20:57He's the chairman.
20:59The chairman?
21:01The chairman?
21:06What's your name?
21:11What's your name?
21:13What's your name?
21:14What's your name?
21:15What's your name?
21:16I'm his father.
21:17I'm his father.
21:19I'll tell you how to tell you.
21:22He's the勤劳,
21:24勇敢,
21:25正直,
21:26聪慧,
21:27幽默,
21:28机智.
21:29What's your name?
21:31In the long run,
21:33the employees of the city
21:39were living in a big house.
21:40We were all together,
21:41and we were all together,
21:42we were all together.
21:43We were all together.
21:44We were all together.
21:45We were all together,
21:46we're all together.
21:47Of course.
21:48He's always looking at the same time,
21:49but this is his most expensive,
21:51which is the most expensive.
21:52It's not good,
21:53it's not good.
21:54This guy isn't the most suitable for him.
21:56Who are you?
21:58My friend, I have a friend, I'm done.
22:08How can you connect with Yvonne Yvonne?
22:11You can't see it, Yvonne.
22:13You've got a lot of time.
22:14You've got a lot of time.
22:16Come on, Yvonne.
22:18Let's go.
22:19Let's go.
22:20Okay.
22:23Yvonne, I'm done.
22:24No, no, no.
22:26Let's go.
22:27Let's go.
22:28Let's go.
22:29Why are you kidding me?
22:30You've got a lot of time.
22:37Who are you?
22:41I'm going to go.
22:43I'm going to go.
22:45I'm going to get a call.
22:47Okay.
22:56Don't go.
22:57Don't go.
22:58Don't go.
22:59Don't go.
23:00Don't go.
23:01Don't go.
23:02Don't go.
23:03Don't go.
23:04Don't go.
23:05Don't go.
23:10Don't go.
23:11What's wrong?
23:12You want to double check me?
23:13No, you can't tell me.
23:14Don't go.
23:15Don't go.
23:16I know you were a person.
23:21Hey.
23:22Dad, I'm in trouble.
23:23I don't know.
23:53I don't know.
24:23I don't know.
24:53I don't know.
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