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00:00:00James!
00:00:29James, wake up.
00:00:31You didn't set your alarm.
00:00:34It's past seven.
00:00:37Holy smokes.
00:00:43Oh, me.
00:00:46I really need to stop relying on your alarm to wake me up.
00:00:48How late were you out last night?
00:00:50Not sure. I was with Mike.
00:00:55Everything okay?
00:00:57Another work emergency?
00:00:58The Grim Reaper?
00:01:00Kinsella, and if you keep calling her that,
00:01:02I might accidentally call her that one of these days.
00:01:04Well, it's fitting.
00:01:06I know.
00:01:07Exactly. I'll go work on the kids.
00:01:09Okay, I'll help out as soon as I can.
00:01:11I got it.
00:01:22Lady Sadie, get up.
00:01:25Good morning.
00:01:26All right, rise and shine, kiddo.
00:01:29Up, up, Thomas.
00:01:31I need you to get dressed.
00:01:32We're running late today.
00:01:33You mean even more than usual?
00:01:36Yeah, even more than usual.
00:01:38I don't have any clean clothes.
00:01:40Okay.
00:01:40Mom, you didn't put the wash in the dryer.
00:01:42Son of a bitch.
00:01:43Son of a bitch.
00:01:46No.
00:01:47How about this?
00:01:51Sadie, you can pick out something from my closet if you like.
00:01:54Mom.
00:01:54Or don't.
00:01:56Your two options are wear dirty clothes or look like your mom today.
00:01:59There's no third option.
00:02:01Sadie, I need to get started on breakfast and make everyone's lunches.
00:02:04Just make a choice.
00:02:10Oh, kiddo.
00:02:12Your pants.
00:02:13They're on backwards.
00:02:14I like having these pockets in the front.
00:02:16Okay.
00:02:17Well, that's not how they go, so let's just flip them around, all right?
00:02:21Did you pack your assignment I helped you with last night?
00:02:28I can't find it.
00:02:29Do you remember the last place you saw it?
00:02:31Um, I think here or the kitchen table.
00:02:34All right, after breakfast, I want you to go and look for it.
00:02:38Oh, hey, twin.
00:02:41Love that outfit on you.
00:02:42So cute.
00:02:43Why don't you have any normal looking clothes?
00:02:46That top is vintage.
00:02:48Isn't that cool with the kids these days?
00:02:49Stop.
00:02:50Need some help, buddy?
00:02:51Do we have any of the crunch?
00:02:53I'm sorry, but I think we're out.
00:02:55Do you want to try some of this kind?
00:02:57There you go.
00:02:58Aw, who put my mom on the top shelf?
00:03:01Hon, you know I'm a shorty pants.
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:05Holy smokes.
00:03:06Son of a bunch.
00:03:10Can I get a little help here?
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:14Sorry.
00:03:16Hello?
00:03:17I got to brush my teeth.
00:03:19You should get those paper clippy things for your planner, Mom.
00:03:28It's a good idea, Thomas.
00:03:31I got this.
00:03:32Why don't you go look for that assignment?
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:48Not today.
00:03:49Please, please, please, please.
00:03:53Sheesh.
00:03:54Car won't start.
00:04:08I'm sorry.
00:04:08I'm getting a ride.
00:04:09Really?
00:04:11Okay.
00:04:12Let me just finish this thing.
00:04:14I am really going to hear it from Kinsella about being late.
00:04:20I'm just going to chop it all off.
00:04:22Let's get going.
00:04:25All right, time to load up.
00:04:26Lunches are on the counter.
00:04:28I think you look really good.
00:04:30Oh, really?
00:04:31You think this looks really good?
00:04:34Yeah?
00:04:41Laundry, dryer.
00:04:42I will be so quick.
00:04:44I'll meet you in the van.
00:04:45Can you round up the kids?
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:51Hello?
00:04:52Yes, I'd like to order a bouquet of flowers for delivery.
00:05:02Scoot.
00:05:02On the card, I'd like it to read, I love you.
00:05:05Happy anniversary, Michelle.
00:05:06I'm so hungry.
00:05:08No, Michelle.
00:05:09Why didn't you eat more breakfast?
00:05:11As in Michelle.
00:05:13Because we drank one of my favorite cereal.
00:05:14Hey, can you guys keep it down while I'm on this call?
00:05:17Yes, deliver tomorrow, please.
00:05:19I think I'm starving.
00:05:21Here you go, buddy.
00:05:24Ah, thank you so much.
00:05:29Hello?
00:05:30I look terrible.
00:05:33Join the club.
00:05:36Right, so we'll drop Sadie off first, then Dad, then you, Thomas.
00:05:39And I'm coming to your class this afternoon, remember?
00:05:43I can't hear you, Mom.
00:05:44Look, I'm on my way.
00:05:45I'll be there in the phone.
00:05:46Do you really need to be on the phone right now?
00:05:47Yeah, sorry.
00:05:48I'll be there in about ten minutes.
00:05:49Please just stall if you can.
00:05:51Started already.
00:05:52See, I drop everyone off, and then I have Zumba, therapy.
00:05:55Oh, Thomas' class, then my online class.
00:05:58I have so much going on today.
00:06:00Isn't that like every...
00:06:02Maybe you just cut back?
00:06:04Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I could just get some help.
00:06:07I don't mind helping out, Michelle.
00:06:08It's fine.
00:06:09What would you like me to do?
00:06:10It's fine.
00:06:10I just wish you didn't work so much.
00:06:13Me too.
00:06:13All right, first stop, Lady Sadie.
00:06:31I need to finish my makeup.
00:06:33You're driving.
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:36Go around.
00:06:37Go around.
00:06:37It's too late.
00:06:40There could be multiple issues to that problem.
00:06:43Could you elaborate?
00:06:44A bear, a rabbit, a chicken, or a fox?
00:06:48Well, it's a pirate fox.
00:06:49And a pirate fox like a...
00:06:51I actually feel sick.
00:06:53I think I need to go home.
00:06:55Is this because you're embarrassed to be wearing my outfit?
00:06:58No, I...
00:06:59I actually just don't feel well.
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:03She's not sick.
00:07:04Sadie, it's time to go to school.
00:07:10She doesn't like her outfit.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Hold on a second.
00:07:18Sadie?
00:07:18You look really great today, sweetheart.
00:07:25All righty.
00:07:26So.
00:07:27I don't think she liked that.
00:07:29Huh?
00:07:29Just go.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:33I need mascara.
00:07:35Where is my mascara?
00:07:35Is it the starter or the battery?
00:07:40I hope it's not the alternator.
00:07:41I'm so tired of things not working.
00:07:43We'll just have to figure out the car situation later.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I won't be able to pick you up this afternoon because of my online class.
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55I'll ask Mike for a ride.
00:07:56Thanks for dropping me off.
00:07:57And, um, sorry about this morning.
00:08:00I gotta go.
00:08:01I'm really...
00:08:02Late.
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:02I can help you install the software.
00:08:12Would you like me to help you do that?
00:08:14Hey.
00:08:15You know what the emergency was?
00:08:17Hey, man.
00:08:17Kinsella just fired Tony Casey and Jonathan in front of everyone.
00:08:21What?
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:22Crankin' sign's gone.
00:08:23Full savage mode today.
00:08:24Sheesh.
00:08:25Thanks for the heads up.
00:08:26Mm-hmm.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:27So if you scroll down to the bottom of the website, you'll see a button that reads download software.
00:08:39All right, kiddo.
00:08:42Oh, Thomas.
00:08:45You were eating in the van?
00:08:51Who gave you food?
00:08:52Dad did.
00:08:53I was hungry.
00:08:54Stick out your tongue.
00:08:59On there.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03Hands up.
00:09:06I know it's cold.
00:09:07I'll make this quick.
00:09:09Did you find your assignment?
00:09:10No.
00:09:12That's okay.
00:09:13I'll talk to your teacher.
00:09:14Don't worry about it.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:17Have a good day.
00:09:19Bye, Mom.
00:09:20Bye.
00:09:20Bye.
00:09:20Come in.
00:09:31Do you want me to sit?
00:09:39I'll stand.
00:09:43I'm so sorry I missed the meeting this morning.
00:09:45I was late getting out the door, and my car actually wouldn't start.
00:09:4820 years ago, when I was working for my first startup company, I made it a point to always
00:09:52arrive 10 minutes early to work.
00:09:55You see, it was vital to my character to be on time and to be punctual.
00:10:00But on one particular morning, I was also having trouble getting out the door.
00:10:06Without me realizing it, my sweet cat Mittens followed me outside.
00:10:10I was in such a rush that I backed right over him.
00:10:13He died instantly, and I was heartbroken.
00:10:15But do you know what I did?
00:10:19Um, no.
00:10:21I choked down my tears, and I went straight to work.
00:10:24I arrived precisely on time.
00:10:26I don't care that your car wasn't working.
00:10:30You were a half hour late today, which is basically stealing.
00:10:32If you plan on doing that again, don't bother showing up at all.
00:10:37Understood.
00:10:38I'm sorry.
00:10:40Did you know your ratings are down?
00:10:44I didn't know that.
00:10:45Yes, they are.
00:10:46By 5%, which means you'll be getting a pay cut of 5%.
00:10:49And to make up for being late this morning, you'll be taking Jonathan's place at the conference because he's no longer with us.
00:10:56You'll be flying out this evening.
00:10:58It's actually my anniversary tomorrow, so I...
00:11:01Celebrate another day.
00:11:06You can go now.
00:11:14I'm here. I'm here. Don't leave Kayla.
00:11:16You know, not everyone's schedule revolves around you, Michelle.
00:11:19I'm sorry.
00:11:26I'm so sorry for being late.
00:11:29Everyone gets a free session today.
00:11:33Let's get started.
00:11:36All right, let's start with two deep breaths.
00:11:39Ready, and...
00:11:41Let it go.
00:11:44Again, and...
00:11:46Get ready to step it out.
00:11:47And step, step, step, step, step.
00:11:54Nice job, ladies.
00:11:57Don't forget to check yourself out.
00:11:59Hi, Kathy.
00:12:23I was just calling to make sure you're coming in this morning.
00:12:25Yeah, 11, right?
00:12:2710.30.
00:12:28Oh, I thought it was 11.
00:12:30If you're late, the appointment will need to be cancelled and you'll be charged a fee again.
00:12:34No, I'm on my way.
00:12:35No, I can't.
00:12:37No, I can't.
00:12:50No, no, no.
00:12:51Two people from two different backgrounds, lifestyles and perspectives come into one home to become one.
00:13:08Understanding each other becomes a lifelong task and over time you learn humility and wisdom are the greatest tools that you can possess as a spouse.
00:13:17Well, that all sounds lovely, but he just doesn't have time for us anymore.
00:13:22Well, for example, last night he calls and says that he's going to be out late with a friend. There was no, is it alright? He just goes and does it.
00:13:31And I'm left to take care of the kids and everything else around the house.
00:13:35Oh, and I'm pretty sure he's forgotten about our anniversary.
00:13:39And that does upset you?
00:13:41Well, yeah. I mean, I don't know how we went from being this adventurous, happy couple that wanted to travel the world with our kids to barely speaking to one another.
00:13:53Do you think that maybe you've created a busy schedule for yourself in order to cope with the fact that you feel James isn't around to support you physically and emotionally?
00:14:04Maybe.
00:14:05Aside from wanting James around more, what else do you want to change about the relationship?
00:14:13I want that spark back. I can't remember the last time he just held me or gave me really good eye contact.
00:14:21You know, the kind where he's staring into your eyes, but it doesn't feel like it's too much.
00:14:26And then he says, I love you. And he means it.
00:14:34I don't know. I, I just feel like he has checked out and even though I'm really busy, I also feel really alone.
00:14:47On the last night, Aubrey acted like nothing had happened.
00:14:53I just don't understand how someone could be so cold about it.
00:14:58You okay?
00:15:01Uh, yeah. Sorry. I was just lost in thought.
00:15:05What's going on?
00:15:07I don't know how I'm going to tell Michelle I won't be around for her anniversary.
00:15:12Oh, that's tomorrow?
00:15:14Good luck with that.
00:15:16How long you two been together for again?
00:15:18Thirteen years.
00:15:19Hey, congrats.
00:15:22Thanks.
00:15:24Oh, sorry.
00:15:25No, no, no. You know, I'm happy it's going well for you two.
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:31You know, things aren't perfect with me and Michelle. This job has been really hard on my family.
00:15:38I just keep thinking if I stick around long enough, things will get better.
00:15:42I'll get paid more or get to work less hours down the road.
00:15:46Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:15:48Not with Kinsella running the show.
00:15:51This job doesn't care about you.
00:15:54Don't he pay you enough to kill your dreams?
00:15:57Hi, Thomas. I am so sorry for being late.
00:16:15It's alright. I'm just happy you're here.
00:16:17Hey, are you computer savvy?
00:16:19I can't seem to get this software to work the way it's supposed to,
00:16:22and everyone here seems to have the same problem.
00:16:24Oh, my husband would know how to fix this.
00:16:27Unfortunately, I struggle with computers.
00:16:30You and me both.
00:16:32Hey, could you pass those papers out to the kids?
00:16:34You got it.
00:16:35Oh, and Thomas lost his assignment from yesterday.
00:16:38I'm so sorry. I'll be sure to help him keep better track of that kind of stuff.
00:16:41And if there's anything he can do to make it up, just let me know.
00:16:44Okay, I will.
00:16:46Okay, pop quiz, hotshots!
00:16:54I'd like to open up the discussion on risk management and investments.
00:17:12Risk management involves identifying, analyzing, and accepting...
00:17:15Hey, just got off the phone with Jenny. She's really struggling with her newborn.
00:17:18Is it too much to ask if you could cook her dinner tonight?
00:17:20I'm planning on bringing her a meal tomorrow.
00:17:22...the financial risks associated with investing.
00:17:25Now, risk management essentially occurs when an investor or fund manager analyzes and...
00:17:31...and then takes the appropriate action or inaction to complete their objectives and risk deficits.
00:17:46...the risk is inseparable from return.
00:17:50Every investment involves some degree of risk.
00:17:53It's completely zero for you.
00:17:55...or very hot...
00:17:58Hmm.
00:17:59This place is...
00:18:02...the risk is quantified...
00:18:06...just a reminder that there will be a test tomorrow.
00:18:10Got it!
00:18:11Whew!
00:18:13Oh!
00:18:14Thanks for the ride.
00:18:17Don't worry about it.
00:18:18Wish we would have been on the same flight.
00:18:19Could have rode together to the airport.
00:18:20It's okay.
00:18:21Michelle will take me.
00:18:22See you there, man.
00:18:23Holy smokes.
00:18:24Michelle?
00:18:25Hon, you home?
00:18:26Got some time?
00:18:27Got some time?
00:18:28I will.
00:18:29I will.
00:18:30I will.
00:18:31I will.
00:18:32I will.
00:18:33I will.
00:18:34I will.
00:18:35I will.
00:18:36I will.
00:18:37I will.
00:18:38Get you there, man.
00:18:39Heh.
00:18:40Holy smokes.
00:18:41Michelle?
00:18:42Hon, you home?
00:18:43Michelle? Hon, you home?
00:18:50Got some time?
00:18:51I am so sorry about the mess. The Cowleys down the street, they needed a meal. I will finish that.
00:19:17It's no big deal.
00:19:19Hi, Sadie.
00:19:21How was your day?
00:19:22I don't want to talk about it.
00:19:26She never wants to talk about it.
00:19:28Don't slam the door.
00:19:31What's for dinner?
00:19:32Well, the meal that I had planned is...
00:19:34Hey, buddy. How was your day?
00:19:38Fine.
00:19:42The meal I had planned is getting eaten by the Cowleys, so I was thinking that we could do pizza tonight.
00:19:49The kids would love it.
00:19:50Sure. Pizza sounds great.
00:19:53Great.
00:19:59Hello.
00:19:59Yes, this is she.
00:20:03Sadie did what?
00:20:04Sadie?
00:20:06Sadie?
00:20:13Sadie, I just got off the phone with your school and they said that you skipped a class today.
00:20:17I'd like to talk about it with you.
00:20:21Sadie?
00:20:22Can you help me with this?
00:20:23Sadie, open this door or we will take it off by the hinges.
00:20:33I'm just kidding.
00:20:36I respect your privacy.
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:43Hello?
00:20:45Sadie, I want to help, but I can't if you don't tell me what's going on.
00:20:49Mom, I really don't want to talk about it right now.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:02Food's here if you want any.
00:21:03What's up, little man?
00:21:07Mom, Dad, pizza.
00:21:10Let me sit.
00:21:11Oh, one sec.
00:21:12All right, what do I owe you?
00:21:14Fifty bucks.
00:21:15Holy smokes.
00:21:16What does it come with, caviar?
00:21:17No.
00:21:18But it's a good thing you got the anniversary special or else it would have been sixty-five bucks.
00:21:25Thanks.
00:21:25Appreciate it, my dude, and happy anniversary.
00:21:29Bye.
00:21:32What's an anniversary?
00:21:34Well, it means the date of when something important took place.
00:21:39For your mom and I, it's the date of our wedding, which is tomorrow.
00:21:43We're celebrating 13 years of being married.
00:21:46Thirteenth wedding anniversary on the 13th.
00:21:49Hey, you're right.
00:21:51Thirteenth on the 13th.
00:21:53Huh, how about that?
00:21:55Thanks for the anniversary, pizza.
00:21:58You're welcome, kiddo.
00:21:59It's your guys' anniversary?
00:22:01Tomorrow it is.
00:22:02Are you doing anything?
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:05Are we?
00:22:07Because I was late today, I now have to go to the work conference in Denver, and the flight
00:22:16leaves tonight, so I'll be out of town for our anniversary.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:21And I actually need a ride to the airport.
00:22:23I wasn't supposed to go, but Kinsella was on one today, and...
00:22:28And you're just now telling me?
00:22:29Well, I just found out.
00:22:30You mean you found out this morning?
00:22:32Yes, but things were so busy at work, I didn't have time to call and...
00:22:35You never have time.
00:22:38I'm gonna do some homework.
00:22:39Thanks for dinner.
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:42Thanks for dinner.
00:22:43Can I watch the show?
00:22:44Did you do your makeup assignment from yesterday and the one from today?
00:22:47Okay, bring it here.
00:22:49I'll help you with it.
00:22:50And if you finish it in time, you can watch one episode.
00:22:52Okay.
00:22:58I'm gonna go pack.
00:22:59Good news.
00:23:07You won't have to wear my clothes tomorrow.
00:23:12Speaking of tomorrow, I just looked at my planner and it says that I'm coming to your
00:23:16home economics class.
00:23:18Gonna drop some mom knowledge.
00:23:20You excited?
00:23:22Sure.
00:23:23So, what happened at school today?
00:23:33It's not like you to skip a class.
00:23:38Did something happen with a friend?
00:23:41Or that cute boy you liked?
00:23:44Stop.
00:23:44What?
00:23:45I'm just trying to be a good mom.
00:23:47Then just...
00:23:48Not right now.
00:23:53Okay.
00:24:06Can't you just Uber to the airport?
00:24:08I can't afford it.
00:24:09It's only like 30 bucks.
00:24:11And dinner was 50.
00:24:13We didn't have that to spare.
00:24:15Where is all our money going?
00:24:17Also, why can't the Grim...
00:24:20Kinsella cover the cost of an Uber?
00:24:22It's a business trip.
00:24:23Let the company pay for it.
00:24:25She doesn't see it that way.
00:24:27Why do you let her walk all over you?
00:24:31I...
00:24:31She's my boss, Michelle.
00:24:34You don't understand.
00:24:36I understand that you're never around.
00:24:38Including on our anniversary, which I'm pretty sure you forgot about until I ordered the anniversary
00:24:42pizza to remind you.
00:24:44I did remember.
00:24:45And I got you something that'll be arriving tomorrow.
00:24:48Besides, I'm not the only one who's not around.
00:24:51You are constantly running from one thing to another.
00:24:53I mean, look at your planner.
00:24:55Okay, I think it's you who doesn't understand me.
00:24:57Then help me understand you.
00:25:01Mom, can you tuck me in?
00:25:03Sure, kiddo.
00:25:04I'm gonna put this one to bed.
00:25:07Let me know when you're ready to leave.
00:25:12And so the little dragon was grateful to all the orphans for saving Christmas.
00:25:18The end.
00:25:26You sure you're gonna be alright while I take your dad to the airport?
00:25:29Mm-hmm.
00:25:32Mom?
00:25:33Mm-hmm?
00:25:34Are you and dad okay?
00:25:41We're gonna be.
00:25:41We're gonna be.
00:25:41I hate that the kids heard us arguing.
00:26:01I don't like it either.
00:26:06I miss us.
00:26:06Me too.
00:26:12Money just always seems to be tight.
00:26:15And you're always on calls.
00:26:16And...
00:26:16Michelle, you have your own version of that.
00:26:18The amount of things that you cram into one day is way too much.
00:26:22Well, someone has to run the house and take care of the kids since you're never around.
00:26:26I would love to stay home and take care of the kids.
00:26:29And it's not just that.
00:26:30It's the Zumba, the volunteering at the kids' schools, the online classes, the cooking meals
00:26:35for all the neighbors.
00:26:36You're overdoing it.
00:26:38You need to learn when to say no.
00:26:39Well, maybe I could say no if you were around.
00:26:42Besides that, helping people in need feels good to me.
00:26:46And I enjoy teaching Zumba.
00:26:47And I'm trying to earn my degree so we can have a proper double income since your boss refuses
00:26:52to give you a raise.
00:26:56Kinsella actually decreased my salary by 5% today.
00:26:59Wow.
00:27:04James, you have got to stand up for yourself.
00:27:06You are worth more than...
00:27:07Okay, Michelle, you wouldn't last one day at the office.
00:27:11Trust me.
00:27:12Well, you wouldn't last a day in my shoes either.
00:27:15I guess we'll never truly understand each other, will we?
00:27:17I guess not.
00:27:19Let me know when you land safely.
00:27:21I will.
00:27:21It'll be around 9.
00:27:22I'll text you.
00:27:23Love you.
00:27:23Love you too.
00:27:24Can you open the trunk, please?
00:27:25Yes.
00:27:29If you only knew.
00:27:49Love you too.
00:28:19Mom, we're late.
00:28:48Go tell your mother.
00:28:52What?
00:28:54What is on me?
00:28:56Um, your hair.
00:29:03Holy smokes!
00:29:06Um, mom, are you okay?
00:29:18I'll be out in a second.
00:29:23Can you get breakfast going?
00:29:26Um, I guess.
00:29:28I don't know how to make anything.
00:29:32Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:35You're acting so weird.
00:29:38I'm fine.
00:29:40Is this that time of the month again?
00:29:44Let's do cereal.
00:29:45Let's go, Michelle.
00:29:51Let's go, Michelle.
00:29:55Hi, Michelle.
00:29:56Hello?
00:29:56Uh, Michelle?
00:29:59Yeah?
00:30:00Yeah?
00:30:00Wait, who is this?
00:30:17Your husband.
00:30:17Hello?
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Ow.
00:30:19Ow.
00:30:21Hello?
00:30:22Hello?
00:30:24Michelle, can you hear me?
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:26Hello?
00:30:31What is happening?
00:30:32Go!
00:30:33Oh!
00:30:35Oh!
00:30:37Ew!
00:30:37Son of a bun.
00:30:42That really does hurt.
00:30:44Are you okay?
00:30:46I'm gonna puke.
00:30:48I'm gonna puke.
00:30:49I'm you.
00:30:51Are you me?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55I don't understand.
00:30:57How?
00:30:57How?
00:31:05Oh, hon.
00:31:06You smell really bad.
00:31:07I didn't have time to shower last night.
00:31:08It was a long day.
00:31:10What do we do?
00:31:12I don't know.
00:31:13But, oh, why?
00:31:17Why are periods so painful?
00:31:22Well, it's not that big of a deal.
00:31:24Just take a couple painkillers and you'll be fine.
00:31:27Just get the kids to school and then we'll figure this out.
00:31:33Oh, wow.
00:31:34Facial hair feels so weird.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:38We don't tell the kids, right?
00:31:40Oh, absolutely not.
00:31:41We're not gonna tell anyone.
00:31:46Maybe.
00:31:47Maybe I'm going crazy.
00:31:49Maybe this is all in my head.
00:31:51I know.
00:31:52I'm not crazy.
00:31:53I'm just trapped in my husband's body, which I know sounds crazy, but here I am, six foot
00:31:59something with stubble triceps and a...
00:32:01Someone's at the door.
00:32:05It's probably Mike.
00:32:06Just be cool.
00:32:10Who is it?
00:32:12Oh, sheesh.
00:32:14It's Mike.
00:32:15We got ten minutes.
00:32:16Thank you so much.
00:32:18I'll be ready soon.
00:32:20Cool.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:22We can do this.
00:32:23Do you have eyes on my planner?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:26Great.
00:32:26You have everything you need to know for the day.
00:32:28Just get ready and take the kids to school.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31And keep your...
00:32:32I mean, keep my phone on you, please.
00:32:36Same.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:38Great.
00:32:38Oh, I'm a Sasquatch.
00:32:40Mom, we're like really late.
00:32:56Even more late than yesterday.
00:32:58Let's get going then.
00:32:59I'm still in my PJs.
00:33:00We don't have our lunches.
00:33:02What is mom...
00:33:03I mean, could you remind me what I usually make you for lunch?
00:33:09PB&J for snacks.
00:33:11Juice box.
00:33:12Ham sandwich, chips, apples.
00:33:14Or you know what?
00:33:14I'll just make it myself.
00:33:15Nope.
00:33:16Nope.
00:33:17I, uh...
00:33:18I got it.
00:33:19Uh, Thomas, why don't you pick out your own outfit today?
00:33:22You don't usually like what I pick out.
00:33:24I trust you, buddy.
00:33:32Mom's lost it.
00:33:34Yep.
00:33:39How's it going?
00:33:40Good.
00:33:40Really good.
00:33:41I don't think the kids suspect a thing.
00:33:43I'm just working on their lunches.
00:33:44Go you.
00:33:45I'm so proud.
00:33:46I'm just showering off real quick, and then I'm going to book the soonest flight home.
00:33:49What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:50No, don't do that.
00:33:51James, we are in a serious crisis right now.
00:33:53I can't be here.
00:33:55We have to get back to the same place so we can figure out how to switch back into our own bodies.
00:33:58No.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00Please do not book that flight.
00:34:02I need to be...
00:34:03You, as me, needs to be at that conference.
00:34:06If you come home now, I will lose my job.
00:34:10We just need to make it through the next 48 hours, and then I promise we will figure this out together.
00:34:15Okay, fine.
00:34:16But what do I do in the meantime?
00:34:19Stay close to Mike.
00:34:20Follow his lead.
00:34:21Think what I would do in that situation, and then do that.
00:34:24Great.
00:34:26Kids are coming back.
00:34:27I gotta go.
00:34:27Did you understand everything written in the planner?
00:34:30Hello?
00:34:31James.
00:34:31Mom, let's get going.
00:34:36Aren't you going to do Thomas' there?
00:34:38Here, it looks great, buddy.
00:34:42Sheesh, where's the phone?
00:34:43Where to go?
00:34:44Okay, Pat.
00:34:44I'm coming.
00:34:45I'm coming.
00:34:46And I think I might be losing my mind.
00:34:48I'm going crazy, yeah.
00:34:51With my big old muscles, I keep running into things.
00:34:59We gotta go, man.
00:35:00What are you doing?
00:35:10Get out!
00:35:11What?
00:35:11You gave me a spare key last night just in case you're running late.
00:35:14In which you are.
00:35:16I just don't want you to see me right now.
00:35:18I'm not modest.
00:35:22Okay, you got me.
00:35:23What movie do you quote right now?
00:35:25Is it Western?
00:35:26It's gotta be a Western.
00:35:27I just need to get my clothes on real quick.
00:35:30Bro, what is it from?
00:35:33It's not from-
00:35:34No, no, no, don't tell me.
00:35:35I know I can get it.
00:35:36I can get it.
00:35:38Please just leave.
00:35:40All right.
00:35:40But look, seriously, we gotta go, okay?
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:45Give me a hand.
00:35:46Son of a bun.
00:35:49You're a funny guy, James.
00:35:50Holy smokes, she's tiny.
00:36:03Mom, you're going the wrong way.
00:36:04Jeez.
00:36:05Get up here.
00:36:05Tell me where to go.
00:36:06I'm sorry I got all turned around.
00:36:16Only missed my first class.
00:36:17Are you still coming to Homework today?
00:36:19Huh?
00:36:22Oh, oh.
00:36:25Yes, I will be there doing what I said I would.
00:36:28Looks like 2 p.m. today.
00:36:29Have a great day.
00:36:30Mom, I forgot my assignment.
00:36:40Buddy, we can't go back for it.
00:36:43Homework doesn't really matter in elementary school anyway.
00:36:45Really?
00:36:46How do I get to your school from here?
00:36:52Navigate to nearest elementary school.
00:36:54Hi.
00:36:59Just checking in.
00:36:59How's it going?
00:37:00Good.
00:37:01Mike and I are just heading into this thing right now.
00:37:03Kids at school?
00:37:04Almost.
00:37:05Just dropping off Thomas.
00:37:06Remember, follow Mike's lead.
00:37:09Easy peasy.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:21Is this the right school?
00:37:22I think so.
00:37:24I like your outfit, buddy.
00:37:26Bye.
00:37:27Bye.
00:37:35Software implementation refers to integrating and adopting software into business workflows.
00:37:41It allows companies to access the latest technologies and help the employees to increase their productivity
00:37:45levels and produce good quality work.
00:37:48Speaking of productivity, how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
00:37:54None.
00:37:55None.
00:37:55It's a hardware program.
00:38:00You're doing great.
00:38:04Anyway, our insightfully designed software implementation project plan helps provide the implementation
00:38:10of new applications and user-friendly experience to customers.
00:38:14I can't resist doing this.
00:38:15It also showcases the challenges faced by organizations due to the lack of effective software solutions,
00:38:21gap analysis, key attributes, and benefits of effective software.
00:38:26I'm obsessed with your outfit.
00:38:28It represents how an effective software solution helps organizations reduce
00:38:33administrational and operational expenses, decrease project risks.
00:38:38no, no, no, no.
00:38:50Zumba at nine, grocery shopping, clean house, all night class at one, city school at two.
00:39:08Not one mention of our anniversary.
00:39:18She was giving me a hard time.
00:39:20Sheesh.
00:39:26Oh, look who's on time for once.
00:39:28What's the special occasion?
00:39:31Just gonna get the music started.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:33All right.
00:39:43Time to work out now.
00:39:50What is happening?
00:39:58Cramp!
00:39:59Oh!
00:39:59I don't think I can do the class today.
00:40:05I started my period.
00:40:10Hey, it's not that big of a deal.
00:40:12Kayla, not all cramps are equal.
00:40:14Yeah, my sister is endo and she can't get off the bathroom floor for the first three days.
00:40:19Okay, fine.
00:40:20Well, I do the moves better anyway, so let's do this.
00:40:27Oh!
00:40:27Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:29Hello?
00:40:43Hi, Mommy.
00:40:44Hey, buddy, why are you calling?
00:40:46You dropped me off at the wrong school.
00:40:53I'm sorry, bud.
00:40:55I don't know what's wrong with Mommy today.
00:40:58It's okay.
00:40:58They had a cool playground.
00:41:03I spoke to the office.
00:41:08They know you're coming.
00:41:09Here I go.
00:41:10Have a great day, buddy.
00:41:11Why do you keep calling me buddy?
00:41:15You never call me that.
00:41:17I don't?
00:41:18What do I usually say?
00:41:19Um, my name mostly.
00:41:22Sometimes kiddo.
00:41:23I don't mind.
00:41:24Just reminds me of Dad.
00:41:26That's all.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:26Take care.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:47Test time.
00:41:48I've got this.
00:41:50Okay.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:51I don't got this.
00:41:59We'll have different phases of implementation,
00:42:02and we've taken into account any problems that may arise.
00:42:05You'll have until the end of the year,
00:42:07until you are meant to implement the new updates,
00:42:10and the old system will no longer be in use.
00:42:18How about this one?
00:42:21This is working out nicely.
00:42:33What are you doing with Kinsella's watch?
00:42:35Is there something more important than this meeting?
00:42:38I'm so sorry.
00:42:39It's just my husband, my wife had some questions for me.
00:42:42Are they life or death questions?
00:42:44No, but they have to do with some work that I only know the answers to.
00:42:47You work for me, not her.
00:42:49Moving on.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:00Time to start guessing.
00:43:01I'm so, so sorry.
00:43:06A, B, C.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13I'll do the next thing.
00:43:23Clean house.
00:43:25I got this.
00:43:26Sadie.
00:43:43Sadie.
00:43:43All right.
00:43:47So once everyone has tried one of Jeffrey's burned cookies,
00:43:51then we can move on to the next part of class today.
00:43:53Oh, Mrs. Edwards.
00:43:55Thank you so much for coming.
00:43:57I could really use a break.
00:43:58Class.
00:44:00This is Sadie's mom, Mrs. Edwards.
00:44:03She's a full-time stay-at-home mother.
00:44:06I know.
00:44:07Rare these days.
00:44:09She's going to answer any questions you guys might have about being a mother
00:44:13and anything else that you have, so.
00:44:21Hi.
00:44:22I'm Michelle.
00:44:24I'm a mom.
00:44:26Any questions?
00:44:27Um, I have a question.
00:44:39What, uh, what's a typical day for you?
00:44:44Oh, man.
00:44:49Check this out.
00:44:50This is my planner.
00:44:52And here is what today looks like.
00:44:55And it's like this every single day.
00:45:00With slight variations of the same chaotic thing.
00:45:03I wake up, get the kids fed, make their lunches, take them to school,
00:45:08teach Zumba, grocery shop.
00:45:10Get a call from one of my kids that I dropped them off at the wrong school.
00:45:13So I go and I take them to the right school.
00:45:15Don't forget about your online class because you want to earn that degree
00:45:19you never finished when you were in college.
00:45:21Ah, and clean the house.
00:45:23And volunteer here and volunteer there.
00:45:25And I just, I feel like I'm needed by everyone else around me.
00:45:30And I wish that I could just get a little help.
00:45:33If I'm being honest,
00:45:43it's a really hard and thankless job.
00:45:48And I'm having an off day.
00:45:51I could use another nap.
00:45:52But normally,
00:45:54I'm a really great mom.
00:45:59Despite getting little to no help most days.
00:46:05You know what does help though?
00:46:08A planner.
00:46:12Mom, wait up.
00:46:14Can I get a ride home with you?
00:46:16Sure.
00:46:17Later, Sadie.
00:46:18See ya.
00:46:37Aren't you gonna ask me about the boy?
00:46:41What boy?
00:46:42You're always asking me which boys I like.
00:46:44And the cutest boy in school talks to me right in front of you and you don't say a thing.
00:46:48I figured if you wanted to tell me about him, you would.
00:46:56Did you want to tell me?
00:46:58Not right now.
00:46:59Hello.
00:47:05Mrs. Edwards.
00:47:06Hey, this is Mrs. Euler.
00:47:08Thomas was missing his assignment again today.
00:47:11He's falling behind and needs to be turning in his homework like the rest of the students.
00:47:16I'm sorry.
00:47:16I'll be sure that he turns it in tomorrow.
00:47:20Take care.
00:47:22Homework matters in second grade?
00:47:27What an awful day.
00:47:29We've had worse.
00:47:31We have?
00:47:32Oh, yeah.
00:47:34Oh, I can't believe I complimented the Grim Reaper's outfit.
00:47:40Grim Reaper, that was funny.
00:47:42So, yeah, I didn't know you were so into fashion.
00:47:44You okay?
00:47:45Because, you know, you've been acting...
00:47:47different.
00:47:49I'm good.
00:47:50I'm good.
00:47:51I'm just worried about things back home.
00:47:55I'm...
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:56Hey, thanks for being there for me the other night.
00:48:02Aubrey asked me for divorces.
00:48:08Oh, yeah, of course.
00:48:14I'm...
00:48:14I'm glad I could be there when you need me.
00:48:17You're my...
00:48:18best buddy.
00:48:20Best buddy?
00:48:20I mean, uh...
00:48:23You know what I mean.
00:48:27What's the secret?
00:48:30I don't, uh...
00:48:31What do you mean?
00:48:33I've never heard you complain about you and Michelle's relationship.
00:48:36Ever.
00:48:38Wait, never?
00:48:39Like, never, never, ever, ever, ever?
00:48:41No.
00:48:42The closer you've gotten is when you told me yesterday this job's getting hard on your family.
00:48:46That's it?
00:48:46That's it?
00:48:48Wow.
00:48:51I'm impressed.
00:48:55Me too.
00:49:00Dig in.
00:49:01That was from Dad?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19Did you get anything for Dad?
00:49:21I don't think so.
00:49:23This hasn't been our best anniversary.
00:49:26Has there ever been a good one?
00:49:28Well, there was one year that your ma...
00:49:34I planned a really cool rock-hounding trip to New Mexico for your dad.
00:49:40What's rock-hounding?
00:49:41It's when you go looking for rocks.
00:49:43For fun?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:45Have I never told you how much I...
00:49:47Your dad loves rocks and fossils?
00:49:51I mean, I love him too, but not as much as your dad.
00:49:54Really?
00:49:55What kind of rocks did you find?
00:49:57That trip?
00:49:58Moonstone.
00:50:01You know what?
00:50:01I think we still have them.
00:50:08Alright, check these out.
00:50:11Pretty awesome, right?
00:50:13These are really cool.
00:50:15Wow.
00:50:16When we found these, we felt like we had discovered buried treasure.
00:50:19I remember saying something cheesy like, being with you is better than finding Moonstone.
00:50:28So, how did you guys fall in love?
00:50:31We met in a geology class in college.
00:50:33Geology?
00:50:34More rock stuff.
00:50:35Your ma...
00:50:36I...
00:50:37I was taking it for fun.
00:50:39And, well, your dad, he actually used to be a geology major before he realized he couldn't pay the bills that way.
00:50:48Dad wanted to be a geologist?
00:50:49Yeah, for a time.
00:50:50But how did you fall in love?
00:50:53Well, we would go on all these outdoor adventures.
00:50:58Camping, hiking, rock hounding.
00:51:01And I was somewhere between all that adventuring that I realized I wanted to keep doing that with this incredible person for the rest of my life.
00:51:13Why don't you take us on adventures?
00:51:16Yeah, for real, Mom.
00:51:17It sounds pretty fun.
00:51:20We wanted to.
00:51:21We used to talk about it all the time.
00:51:25Then life happened.
00:51:30I don't know how he does it.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Just about to call you.
00:51:42Happy anniversary.
00:51:43Happy anniversary.
00:51:45Your flowers are up tonight.
00:51:47Oh, you got me flowers?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53They weren't great.
00:51:54Well, you'd have better than me.
00:51:56I didn't get you anything on purpose because I was hurt.
00:52:01I deserved it.
00:52:04I'm sorry.
00:52:06I can do better.
00:52:07I'm gonna do better, Michelle.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:11Just gotta make it through one more day.
00:52:13And then I can come home.
00:52:16How'd the conference go?
00:52:18Oh, fine.
00:52:20Your boss is horrible.
00:52:22I know.
00:52:23I know.
00:52:25How about you?
00:52:26I really botched my way through it, but survived.
00:52:30Dinner with the kids was nice.
00:52:32Really?
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:35I told them about how we met.
00:52:36Oh, I wish I could have been there.
00:52:37I wish I could have been there.
00:52:39Me too.
00:52:40It would have been nice to share that story in our own bodies.
00:52:46Michelle, I...
00:52:47I can't go back to that Zumba class.
00:52:51It was really bad.
00:52:53I ran out.
00:52:54You ran out?
00:52:55Did you blame it on my period?
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:58Actually, I did.
00:52:59Okay, good.
00:53:00I'm gonna FaceTime you right now.
00:53:01What?
00:53:02Why?
00:53:03It's time for you to learn some Zumba.
00:53:06Oh, oh, sweetie.
00:53:07Did you wear that all day?
00:53:10Yeah, it's comfortable.
00:53:12Okay, after Zumba lessons, I'm gonna pick out your outfit for tomorrow.
00:53:16So we're gonna fly.
00:53:17You ready?
00:53:17We're gonna start on this leg, okay?
00:53:19Ready, go.
00:53:20Step, step, step it out.
00:53:24Step, step, step it out.
00:53:27And switch.
00:53:28Step, step, step it out.
00:53:32Yes!
00:53:33So good, sweetie.
00:53:34So good.
00:53:34Just remember, though, the hips, okay?
00:53:36So this is what we're gonna do.
00:53:38So sit into this, okay?
00:53:39Let's just hang out like this for 10 minutes, all right?
00:53:42Patrick Swayze, you got it.
00:53:44Oh, yeah.
00:53:45Oh, yeah.
00:53:48Oh, yeah.
00:53:50PHONE RINGS
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:50Thanks, Mom.
00:55:14This new update will make everything more efficient, which will inevitably improve the customer's experience.
00:55:20James, why don't you explain our new update to our clients?
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:30I would be honored.
00:55:37I'm so sorry.
00:55:39Good luck.
00:55:45This new update is going to make everything better.
00:55:51It's really going to make you ready for more.
00:55:58And ready for more.
00:56:03Okay, we don't need to read all that.
00:56:06Or that.
00:56:07But, um, you know what?
00:56:11Let's mix things up.
00:56:13I personally love getting into different learning styles.
00:56:16And how boring is it to just listen to someone explain things to a room?
00:56:21You guys are probably so bored listening to me, right?
00:56:23Kind of.
00:56:28See?
00:56:29Thank you for your honesty, ma'am.
00:56:32So, which of you has had a chance to look over the new update?
00:56:37Oh, perfect.
00:56:38Perfect.
00:56:39Um, let's roleplay.
00:56:41Come on up.
00:56:41Yes.
00:56:42Let's roleplay.
00:56:42Let's just pretend that I am a stay-at-home mom who has zero interest or experience with IT.
00:56:51And I mean, I know nothing about technology.
00:56:54For example, for years, I thought the cloud was an actual cloud kept in a warehouse in San Francisco.
00:57:00So, what I need you to do, come here.
00:57:03Yes, watch your step.
00:57:04So, what I need you to do is explain to me, the housewife, what the update is and how it will improve my customer experience.
00:57:12Go.
00:57:14Well, when I first looked at the pilot implementation...
00:57:18Oh, I'm sorry. Pilot pimple what-y?
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:23Implementation.
00:57:27Okay, continue.
00:57:31So, do you think she'll be on time today?
00:57:36Yeah, I took something.
00:57:38All right, let's do this.
00:57:40Side-step it out.
00:57:42I'm gonna do something with my arms soon.
00:57:46Just watch me.
00:57:47I'm gonna start this way.
00:57:49Nine, eight, ten, eleven.
00:57:53Good.
00:57:54Two hands now.
00:57:56Nice.
00:57:57Go to Grapevine.
00:57:58This way.
00:57:59Clap your hands.
00:58:01Yeah, other way.
00:58:01Good job.
00:58:02We having fun?
00:58:04Me too.
00:58:05That is a cute outfit.
00:58:19Oh, thank you.
00:58:19My what?
00:58:20I picked it out myself.
00:58:25I picked mine out myself, too.
00:58:29So, do you have a jumping off point for today?
00:58:35I, no.
00:58:37Everything's good.
00:58:38Really?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:42So, your feelings have changed, then?
00:58:46No.
00:58:47No.
00:58:47What, what I said last time is still valid.
00:58:51Ah, so you're still thinking about a divorce, then.
00:58:59Divorce?
00:58:59That's where we ended our last session, and why are you asked to see me again so soon?
00:59:05I wrote down that you felt disconnected from James, and that ultimately you felt that he no longer loved you.
00:59:12That's not true.
00:59:14Why would you say...
00:59:15Excuse me?
00:59:18I'm sorry.
00:59:19I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around...
00:59:24Divorce?
00:59:25Divorce?
00:59:27No, I understand.
00:59:28Take your time.
00:59:29There are a lot of different emotions that come up with this topic.
00:59:58I'll be right there.
00:59:59I'll be right there.
01:00:12I'll be right there.
01:00:16I thought he liked me, too.
01:00:32I feel so lame.
01:00:34What?
01:00:34Who?
01:00:36Russell.
01:00:36Oh.
01:00:39Who's Russell?
01:00:40The cute boy you're always asking me about.
01:00:44Oh.
01:00:46Did he hurt you?
01:00:48No.
01:00:50I mean, talking about all the romantic things you and Dad used to do, I thought, maybe I should put myself out there, you know?
01:00:57And I, I took one of your moonsaults.
01:00:59I'm sorry, but I gave it to him, and he hated it.
01:01:04Did he say that?
01:01:05No, he didn't say anything.
01:01:09He just stared at it, and then I ran away.
01:01:18Sadie, I'm, I'm not mad about the Moonstone, but you can't come home early from school because you think a boy didn't like the gift you gave him.
01:01:28Sadie.
01:01:50What?
01:01:51Please don't slam the door.
01:01:52Hi, Mom.
01:01:59Hey, buddy.
01:02:00Teacher told me to give you this.
01:02:05Your teacher said you turned in a blank assignment today.
01:02:08Why don't you do it?
01:02:09I didn't know how.
01:02:10You usually help me.
01:02:15Why do second graders even have homework?
01:02:17Why do you do it?
01:02:22I'm so glad that's all over and done with.
01:02:31Tell me that.
01:02:31Well, I'd say you went above and beyond to underperform, James.
01:02:34Where do you think you went wrong in the last two days?
01:02:38Why don't you just tell me so that I can fix it?
01:02:41No, that's not how this works.
01:02:43Why don't you put in some effort and think why I would be so close to firing you right now?
01:02:48Honestly, I had no idea what was going on.
01:02:54The last two days have felt like a huge waste of my time.
01:02:58I could have accomplished a hundred different things from yesterday morning up until right now.
01:03:02Also, a 5% decrease in my salary.
01:03:05Are you kidding me?
01:03:06What boss thinks that's ever going to make any of their employees work harder for them?
01:03:10So if you're going to fire me, just go ahead and do it already, Grim Reaper.
01:03:13Don't you say a word.
01:03:31Sadie, can we talk?
01:03:34Is that a yes?
01:03:37Mm-hmm.
01:03:43I'm sorry about earlier.
01:03:49I know I didn't handle that like a parent should.
01:03:54I really like him.
01:03:57Yeah?
01:03:59I just feel like I keep messing up around him.
01:04:02That's why I skipped home ec.
01:04:04It's the only class we have together, and I heard some of the popular girls saying things about my outfit.
01:04:09So I didn't go.
01:04:11I hid in the bathroom.
01:04:12He probably thinks I'm so lame.
01:04:15I doubt that, but I understand the feeling.
01:04:19The messing up part.
01:04:22Really?
01:04:23Yeah.
01:04:24I feel like I've let your dad down the last few days.
01:04:30And if I'm being honest, longer than that.
01:04:36What should we do?
01:04:37What do you think I should do?
01:04:44I think you should talk to him.
01:04:46Tell him how you feel.
01:04:48Say sorry for the things you did wrong.
01:04:52That's good advice.
01:04:55What should I do?
01:04:56You should talk to him.
01:04:59Tell him how you feel.
01:05:01Can we have watched your show?
01:05:07I'm down.
01:05:09Sadie?
01:05:10Sure.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:13Hey, you know what?
01:05:19Thanks for saying what we all wish we could say.
01:05:22You're a legend.
01:05:23I don't know how I'm going to tell Michelle how.
01:05:26Come on, you're not completely fired.
01:05:28Yet.
01:05:29Besides, I think you and I both know you've been wanting this for years now.
01:05:32All right.
01:05:36Take care.
01:05:38Buddy.
01:05:41Oh.
01:05:44I'm sure we'll be seeing each other around regardless.
01:05:47Even if you don't have a job.
01:05:49Good night.
01:05:50Oh, and if you ever need anything, like a home-cooked meal or some bro time with me,
01:05:59you got it.
01:06:00I appreciate that.
01:06:10Good night, Michael.
01:06:30Good night.
01:06:38Good night.
01:06:48Good night.
01:06:50Good night.
01:07:22Oh, nuts.
01:07:36You're home.
01:07:38I'm so glad to be back.
01:07:40You're still me, though.
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:45What if we kiss?
01:07:47Well, that's a little cliche.
01:07:49Hey, it might work.
01:07:51All right.
01:07:52Kissing me is weird.
01:08:00It wasn't so bad for me.
01:08:02My face is softer.
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:05How'd the rest of the conference go?
01:08:08Fine.
01:08:08I really let Kinsella have it, and I'm so sorry, sweetie, but I don't think you have a job anymore.
01:08:16What you deal with is really hard, and I try to think the best of people, but I think she's legitimately a demon, and I could never do that day in and day out, and I will go in and grovel at her feet.
01:08:25I don't care.
01:08:26I don't care.
01:08:27I mean, I definitely need a job, but I've never seen you lose it on anyone, so she must have been extra cruel.
01:08:34Ella.
01:08:38Besides, I failed your test.
01:08:40Me losing your job and you failing a test for my online class are not the same thing.
01:08:45Yeah, but Thomas is falling behind in school because I forgot to help him with a couple assignments.
01:08:50That's okay.
01:08:51We'll go talk to his teacher.
01:08:52I'll go with you, and we'll see how we can make up for it.
01:08:54Michelle, there's one other thing I want to talk to you about.
01:09:01Mom, can you help me pick out an outfit?
01:09:03Of course, kiddo.
01:09:06Oh, I missed you.
01:09:08Is it all right if your dad helps you out today?
01:09:10Yep.
01:09:11I'm going to get started on breakfast.
01:09:13Great.
01:09:13Let's go, kiddo.
01:09:17Oh, good morning, Lady Sadie.
01:09:20Oh, I missed you.
01:09:21How was school the last few days?
01:09:22How's the cute boy?
01:09:23Uh, it's been okay.
01:09:25Mom and I already talked about it.
01:09:27Oh.
01:09:28What did she say?
01:09:29She said I can't just run away from my problems and that I should communicate instead.
01:09:35Really?
01:09:37And that didn't bother you at all?
01:09:39Well, it bugged me at first.
01:09:42But then after talking about it more, it made sense.
01:09:46And, and how did she get you to talk about it?
01:09:51I don't know.
01:09:52Well, I think she finally stopped asking me so many questions and let me decide when I was ready to talk.
01:09:59Huh.
01:10:00Can I go now?
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:02Sweetie, making waffles? My favorite.
01:10:13Hey, they're Mom's favorite too.
01:10:15I know, that's why I'm making them.
01:10:17These are almost done. You can take some time to get ready if you like.
01:10:20I got this.
01:10:22Okay.
01:10:23Hey, love that color.
01:10:28Mom, I thought of a really good way to fix these with Dad.
01:10:32Really? I want a rope too.
01:10:35Let's handle it.
01:10:38This is so much easier.
01:10:50What the time? And we had flowers everywhere.
01:10:52Yes, it's not good.
01:10:54What am I not being included in?
01:10:57Nothing.
01:10:58Okay, but I'll find out.
01:11:00Waffles are ready.
01:11:01Kids, why don't you dish up?
01:11:02I need to speak with your mother really quick.
01:11:11I got this text from Kinsella this morning.
01:11:15Okay.
01:11:16Okay?
01:11:18Yeah, okay.
01:11:19Okay, you're fine.
01:11:21Okay, you're mad at me.
01:11:22Okay, what?
01:11:23I'm fine.
01:11:24If anything, I'm relieved.
01:11:26Because I still don't know how to fix it.
01:11:28This way, I can think about it, and I get to spend the rest of the day with you and the kids.
01:11:35Okay.
01:11:38I'm so sorry, sweetie.
01:11:39It's okay.
01:11:43We can figure it out.
01:11:44I want us to figure it out.
01:11:55Have a great day, sweetheart.
01:11:59Thanks, Dad.
01:12:01I'm excited for tonight.
01:12:03Me too.
01:12:04What was that all about?
01:12:10Nothing.
01:12:13Oh, wait.
01:12:13It's cute boy.
01:12:14Russell.
01:12:15Oh, hey.
01:12:16I like your jacket.
01:12:18That color looks good on you, too.
01:12:23Wow.
01:12:23I feel like a lot happened while I was gone.
01:12:26Oh, yeah.
01:12:27Mom dropped me off at the wrong school.
01:12:29What?
01:12:30I got him to the right one.
01:12:32Eventually.
01:12:38Bye, buddy.
01:12:39Have a great day, kiddo.
01:12:41We're going to meet with your teacher after school, so you can ride with us instead of walking home, if you like.
01:12:45Okay.
01:12:50Zumba's next.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:52How about I come with?
01:12:52Good.
01:12:54I was hoping you'd say that.
01:12:56Up.
01:12:57And up.
01:12:58And up.
01:13:00Yes.
01:13:01And a shimmy.
01:13:03Shimmy.
01:13:03Shimmy.
01:13:06Around the world.
01:13:09Show those hips, ladies.
01:13:11And a big, strong finish.
01:13:13There we go.
01:13:15All right, ladies.
01:13:16Great session.
01:13:18We'll see you next time.
01:13:21That was great.
01:13:21That was so fun, Michelle.
01:13:25Seriously.
01:13:26You can bring your man anytime.
01:13:29Hey.
01:13:31I like that you were on time today.
01:13:32Turning up our new leaf, Kayla.
01:13:34I was thinking we could grab a bite to eat before therapy.
01:13:38Oh, is that today?
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:41I scheduled another appointment after yesterday's session for the both of us.
01:13:45I hope that's okay.
01:13:47Yeah.
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:49Are you sure we can't tell anyone about this?
01:13:55Not even your therapist?
01:13:57Sweetie, we would be declared insane and lose custody of the kids.
01:14:01Or be forced into getting a lobotomy or something.
01:14:03No, they don't do that anymore, hon.
01:14:04This sort of thing, it doesn't happen in real life.
01:14:06Okay, I just don't know that I can pretend to be you in this session.
01:14:09We won't get anything useful out of it if we're pretending to be the other person.
01:14:13Oh, I know what to do.
01:14:18So we're trying this new trendy couples exercise where we pretend to be the other person to try and gain insight on where they're coming from.
01:14:27So I'm pretending to be Michelle and Michelle is pretending to be me.
01:14:32Interesting.
01:14:33So I respond to you as if you were Michelle and Michelle is you.
01:14:38Exactly.
01:14:40Okay.
01:14:41I'll play.
01:14:43James?
01:14:44How about you start?
01:14:50I didn't know things had gotten so bad.
01:14:54Why didn't you tell me?
01:14:57I thought you were too busy.
01:15:00Michelle?
01:15:02I want you to go a little bit deeper.
01:15:03What's behind this statement, I thought you were too busy?
01:15:07I was...
01:15:09scared.
01:15:10Of what?
01:15:12What?
01:15:13That you no longer loved me?
01:15:17I've always loved you.
01:15:19I'm sorry if I haven't shown it the way that I should have the last several years.
01:15:23No, I'm sorry I didn't communicate my needs sooner.
01:15:26You work so hard for our family.
01:15:28And to be honest, that wasn't crystal clear to me until this week.
01:15:34I was doing that to avoid how I was really feeling because I felt like if I wasn't doing everything around the house and for the kids, you would love me less.
01:15:48Which I know sounds silly, but I get it now and I'm sorry it took me so long.
01:15:55Michelle, I am just as responsible for taking care of things around the house and with our kids as much as you are.
01:16:01We're a partnership and I'm sorry if I made you feel like you had to shoulder it all.
01:16:07I don't know how you get it all done in a day.
01:16:10I mean, I know it's partially due to...
01:16:12The planner.
01:16:14But you're my superhero.
01:16:16And I was letting work cut me off from what really matters to me.
01:16:22It's you and the kids.
01:16:23Wow.
01:16:28You two are really good at that.
01:16:30What technique is this called?
01:16:32I might suggest it to some of my other clients.
01:16:35What's it called?
01:16:38It's called body swapping.
01:16:42Hey, buddy.
01:16:43You want to wait for us so we can give you a ride home?
01:16:45Nah, Sadie and I need to work on something.
01:16:48I can walk.
01:16:49Bye.
01:16:50Bye.
01:16:50Bye.
01:16:51Work on something with Sadie.
01:16:53You know what that's about?
01:16:54No.
01:16:55It's our fault.
01:16:56We're sorry.
01:16:57Some big changes have taken place, but we're embracing them and we're going to be more present.
01:17:03What can we do right now to make it up?
01:17:06Well, let's see what we can do.
01:17:09This program never works.
01:17:12Oh, I remember you said your husband was good with that kind of thing.
01:17:15Would you mind taking a look?
01:17:17Yeah.
01:17:18Let me take a look.
01:17:23Sometimes the cookies can get burnt, so...
01:17:25Un, mind if I try?
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:28He's been teaching me some easy fixes and I'm really wanting to put my skills to the test.
01:17:33Quick learner.
01:17:33All right.
01:17:39Should be good to go.
01:17:41Wow.
01:17:43You must be a great teacher.
01:17:45You fixed that in no time.
01:17:47You should come work for us.
01:17:50That actually sounds great.
01:17:51Is the school hiring?
01:17:53Last I heard.
01:17:54Yes, an IT system administrator, to be exact.
01:17:58And I think it's only needed during school hours.
01:18:01When do they want the position filled?
01:18:03As soon as possible.
01:18:04The principal is still here.
01:18:06Do you want to go talk to him?
01:18:07Oh, no.
01:18:15I have to retake that test by six and it's already 530.
01:18:18The kids must be starving.
01:18:20I got it.
01:18:21You do?
01:18:22Yeah.
01:18:23In fact, I can't let you see what's going on inside, so...
01:18:27Gonna have to blindfold you.
01:18:31May I?
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Can you bend your knees a little bit?
01:18:38For sure.
01:18:40All right.
01:18:43Here we go.
01:18:45First step coming up.
01:18:48I'm going to guide you upstairs where your online test awaits.
01:18:53No coming out until we're done.
01:18:55What is going on, James?
01:18:57Games?
01:18:58There's no games going on.
01:19:02Ready?
01:19:02Lift.
01:19:05All right.
01:19:06We're almost there.
01:19:07Okay.
01:19:08Watch my shoulders.
01:19:16Oh, James.
01:19:19I've written you a note.
01:19:20You can read it after I leave.
01:19:23I'm going to leave this open.
01:19:24I trust you.
01:19:25Oh.
01:19:29Oh.
01:19:30When you've finished, get ready, because it's date night.
01:19:37Starting with a bubble bath.
01:19:39Check the bathroom.
01:19:41I'm sorry it's taken me so long to treat you like the queen you are.
01:19:45I still feel like being with you is better than finding moonstone.
01:19:50Good luck on your test.
01:19:51Gorgeous.
01:19:58This looks incredible.
01:20:00I'm going to get started on dinner.
01:20:02Sadie, you still good to help me with my hair and makeup when I'm done?
01:20:04Oh, yeah.
01:20:05I got you.
01:20:22That wasn't so bad.
01:20:23Come on.
01:20:31We need to stick to the schedule.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:34Okay.
01:20:38Don't ruin my road.
01:20:39Oh, I'm sorry.
01:20:56Okay.
01:20:57Let's see.
01:20:58Boring.
01:20:59Boring.
01:21:00Boring.
01:21:02Hello.
01:21:02Hello.
01:21:03Hello.
01:21:09I look fantastic.
01:21:22Did Sadie help you?
01:21:24She did.
01:21:25She did.
01:21:25Oh, my goodness.
01:21:42We will be your servers tonight.
01:21:44You will have a full meal.
01:21:46Full course meal.
01:21:48Full course meal with three servings of appetizers.
01:21:53Appetizers, main course, and dessert.
01:21:59Good job.
01:22:04This is too perfect.
01:22:06You deserve it.
01:22:08Oh.
01:22:09This was a nice touch.
01:22:13I was thinking that we could plan a trip to the Pacific Northwest.
01:22:18I hear they have a lot of amethyst and obsidian.
01:22:21My favorites.
01:22:21We could bring the kids, camp on the coast.
01:22:25That is, if you want to.
01:22:28Well, I'll need to check my planner.
01:22:31But that all sounds wonderful.
01:22:46Dinner was amazing.
01:22:48May I?
01:22:56You may.
01:23:01Sweetie.
01:23:11What if we're stuck like this forever?
01:23:13That's not going to happen.
01:23:14How do you know?
01:23:17Well, I don't know for sure, but whatever it is we're experiencing, I feel that it's temporary.
01:23:26Maybe it's our final wake-up call.
01:23:29Well, it's a very intense wake-up call.
01:23:31Do you really want a divorce?
01:23:38I didn't know where our relationship was headed.
01:23:43It was only briefly discussed as an option.
01:23:47I didn't know what else to do.
01:23:52Do you still feel that way?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54I don't feel that way anymore.
01:23:59Good.
01:24:01Because I love you, Michelle.
01:24:03I'm in love with you.
01:24:05And I don't want to lose you.
01:24:07I told you a kiss would work.
01:24:24Well, I don't know why it works now.
01:24:25I do.
01:24:26It's because we meant it this time.
01:24:29What is it?
01:24:56It's Kinsella.
01:24:57She wants to see me in an hour.
01:24:59It's the weekend.
01:25:00I know.
01:25:03I'm sorry.
01:25:04I think I should go in.
01:25:05Can I take the van?
01:25:07Let me check my planner.
01:25:10You know what?
01:25:12Yeah.
01:25:13You can take the van.
01:25:14All right.
01:25:15We'll start on breakfast while you get ready.
01:25:18Okay.
01:25:26I appreciate you meeting me on a Saturday.
01:25:29That shows a lot of character that you put work first.
01:25:31I don't.
01:25:32I'm not going to fire you, James.
01:25:34For whatever reason, your little outburst in Denver reminded me of myself 20 years ago.
01:25:39Clawing and fighting my way to the top, proving myself time and time again to higher-ups that didn't deserve my efforts.
01:25:47In fact, I'm going to give you a 5% raise in salary and a promotion.
01:25:53It'll be a harder workload, but it'll be worth it in 5 to 10 years.
01:26:02I won't be here in 5 or 10 years.
01:26:05In fact, starting now, I won't be here at all.
01:26:09Where's Mom?
01:26:24I don't know.
01:26:24She's probably going to be late.
01:26:26I'm here.
01:26:27You ready to go hiking?
01:26:28Yes.
01:26:30Are we going rock hounding?
01:26:32Absolutely, buddy.
01:26:33Yes.
01:26:34Mom, I forgot my jacket.
01:26:35You can borrow mine, then.
01:26:37I think it's warming up.
01:26:38I should be fine.
01:26:39Michelle, you ready for a little adventure?
01:26:42An adventure sounds great.
01:26:45Diarrhea.
01:26:45Diarrhea.
01:26:58Diarrhea.
01:27:10Diarrhea.
01:27:11Diarrhea.
01:27:13Diarrhea.
01:27:14Oh, gotta keep moving on
01:27:20Oh, gotta keep moving on
01:27:27Makes me feel alright
01:27:31Way-oh, way-oh, what a feeling
01:27:35Way-oh, way-oh
01:27:37Way-oh, way-oh, what a feeling
01:27:42Way-oh, way-oh, makes me feel alright
01:27:45Hey, far away when the day hits the night
01:27:50Makes me feel alright
01:27:53Hey, when the day hits the way of the night
01:27:58Makes me feel alright
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