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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billi Mailboy – Full HD Movie
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:09Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:14I'm counting on that.
00:16Is he hitting on me?
00:19The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:22Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:52Oh, do not worry about them.
00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax.
01:00It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:18I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:24I'll see you.
01:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:36You're worth millions.
01:40Act like it.
01:41I'll see you next time.
01:42I'll see you next time.
01:42I'll see you next time.
01:46I'll see you next time.
01:47I'll see you next time.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:04It just needs one little adjustment.
02:08There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh my god.
02:12What do I do?
02:13Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used the CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:20You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:25I'm sorry.
02:29I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:38Wooo.
02:43What's your call...
02:44Sweet оперation.
02:46Are you kidding me?
02:47I won't believe it.
02:47I love to leaveебry now.
02:48I don't know.
02:49I don't know the thing.
02:50Never mind jest perder 그만.
02:50I think I have one more time in the crew.
02:52I won't be in fear.
02:53I build a award.
02:57I don't know how to impart that word.
02:58Yeah, that's fine.
02:59I will always be in fear.
03:00Okay.
03:02Thanks, Chris.
03:03I have some air.
03:04I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the meds?
03:09Yeah, yeah. You're where some mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously? Already?
03:23Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
03:38Cheer me up.
03:39Is this an eviction notice?
03:42Are you kidding?
03:45Surprise.
03:46You are horrible at cheering people up next.
03:49I'll get a job.
03:53No.
03:55You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
03:59Stay in school.
04:00I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:02So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
04:07No.
04:08Mom, take a hug.
04:09Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.
04:24Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:26Billy.
04:27Come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Take a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:37You're impressive, Ellie.
04:38Really, really impressive.
04:39Most people in your position would play it safe, but you've got instincts.
04:44I'm just doing my job.
04:45Doing it beautifully.
04:46I might add.
04:47I think I should probably get back.
04:48Mm-hmm.
04:49But you've got instincts.
04:51I'm just doing my job.
04:52And doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:06I'm doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:10I think I should probably get back.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, Prisca, I can't. I'm sorry.
05:15Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:26It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
05:31It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should have just let him.
05:35That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
05:38Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie, did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:49The mail room?
05:51Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:54Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:58Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:01This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you really fight your way back up?
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:15It's up to you.
06:16Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
06:20Colton.
06:21Thank you, Colton.
06:27Well, too.
06:37I'm Colton.
06:57You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:07Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:12Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
07:29and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:34But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:46Come on.
07:47Okay.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:02All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37That was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:41Oh.
08:46Ellie, look.
08:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:01Thanks.
09:05Of course.
09:05Of course.
09:09So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:36I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
09:55Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
09:58Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02I can leave our car.
10:03Let me take you.
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:10Hey.
10:11You trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Promise?
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20Oh.
10:20No.
10:46No.
10:47Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:07You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:17Oh, not bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't know, it's anything.
11:45I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
12:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Okay.
12:05Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:43You'll find out.
12:53What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, you guys need to get my stars.
13:18I think we're good.
13:40Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:42Yes.
13:43Yes.
13:43Yes.
13:43Yes.
13:44Yes.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:46I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:51Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:56I'm counting on that.
13:59Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:06Okay.
14:16Hey, I'm Clara.
14:27I'll help you get set up.
14:28Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:31Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:35They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I'm highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:46He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:12When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:23You're worth it.
15:24Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:25I will come and will.
15:26When...
15:27no one else is around.
15:28You know something?
15:29That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:33It just needs one little adjustment.
15:36Well, when no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:52There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh my god, what do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used a CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:11I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:17Eh, she'll come around.
16:32I'm sorry, I can't.
16:41I've had a lot of fun at all.
16:47I'm sorry.
16:48I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you check your vets?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than mom was.
16:53what's wrong i think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else
17:02for me seriously already yeah yeah and i can't afford to lose this job we need it oh he really
17:09didn't waste any time did you at least get some free terrible office coffee i i got something to
17:15uh cheer you up cheer me up is this an eviction notice are you kidding surprise you are horrible
17:30at cheering people up max i'll get a job no you're not gonna get a job because what i need you to do
17:40is focus stay in school i promised mom that i would take care of you so i'm gonna take care of you okay
17:46no mom take a hug
17:51yeah well you know she's got big plans
18:03wearing that see-through shirt like come on before oh like that's supposed to get his attention
18:09ellie come see me yes
18:15you wanted to see me come in make a seat no no no no no this side why don't you check it out
18:25see how it feels
18:27okay
18:29okay you're impressive ellie really really impressive most people in your position would
18:42play it safe but you've got instincts i'm just doing my job and doing it beautifully i might add
18:51you should probably um get back oh brisa i can't i'm sorry
18:56well someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives
19:01oh my god
19:08it's gonna be okay i'm gonna get another job and it's gonna be fine
19:11it's gonna be fast enough though i should have just let him
19:16that's a weird pep talk are you okay
19:19yeah i think i just got fired
19:22sweetie i think i got fired
19:25you've been reassigned
19:28the mailroom
19:33welcome to the heart of the company
19:36well i didn't do anything wrong
19:39i didn't say you did
19:41well then why am i being punished just because i didn't let him kiss me
19:44this happens all the time mr preston is a very powerful ceo but he's forgiving
19:48would you really fight your way back up
19:50not to the people who say no
19:52look you can either cry about it
19:55or prove that you're better than a quarter desk
19:57it's up to you
19:58oh right ask for um colton
20:03oh
20:05oh
20:07oh
20:09oh
20:11oh
20:13oh
20:15oh
20:17oh
20:19oh
20:21oh
20:22oh
20:23oh
20:24oh
20:25oh
20:26oh
20:27oh
20:28oh
20:29oh
20:30oh
20:31oh
20:32I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:53Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:55Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:02Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried
21:12in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself. But I can promise
21:18you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Oh.
21:27Okay.
21:29Come on, I'll.
21:30Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:41Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:43Okay.
21:53All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
22:15you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:22Ellie, look.
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have
22:39something special.
22:41Everything's going to be okay.
22:44Thanks.
22:44Of course.
22:58So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:08If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:18Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got demoted to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and Lee will call me to take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:51Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everybody.
23:53Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
24:00Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02Oh.
24:08Oh my God.
24:35I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess blueberry.
24:45If you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
24:56Oh.
25:05Not bad, huh?
25:19No.
25:20No, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:26Well, don't worry about this.
25:32I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries.
25:37It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside.
25:41Get some fresh air.
25:44Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:46Okay.
25:58Quicker than me.
25:59I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work.
26:02Right there.
26:05I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:14What's up?
26:23That's not a good one.
26:25How do you think?
26:26You'll find out.
26:35What's that say?
26:36It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:44Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:52Oh my god.
26:53Someone's coming.
26:53We have to go.
27:00I think we're good.
27:01I think we're good.
27:31to good use and to grow with the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:37You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:49The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:55I think we're good.
27:55I think we're good.
27:56I think we're good.
27:56I think we're good.
27:57I think we're good.
27:57I think we're good.
27:58I think we're good.
27:58I think we're good.
27:59I think we're good.
27:59I think we're good.
28:00I think we're good.
28:00I think we're good.
28:01I think we're good.
28:01I think we're good.
28:02I think we're good.
28:02I think we're good.
28:03I think we're good.
28:03I think we're good.
28:04I think we're good.
28:04I think we're good.
28:05I think we're good.
28:05I think we're good.
28:06I think we're good.
28:07I think we're good.
28:08I think we're good.
28:09Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see ya.
28:54When are you gonna quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son. You're worth millions.
29:03Act like it!
29:09Illy!
29:13Vixie.
29:15Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Commonwealth.
29:19When no one else is around.
29:21You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:28It just needs one little adjustment.
29:33There we go. Perfect.
29:35Oh my god, what do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:42Yes.
29:43Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:51Um, I'm sorry. I'm not feeling well. If you'll excuse me.
29:56Eh, she'll come around.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
30:00Oh, oh, oh!
30:13Oh, sorry, no.
30:14situations where they re-
30:15we're gonna, uh-
30:19I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34Your worst mom was.
30:39What's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
30:44from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:47Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:56I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
31:03Cheer me up.
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:07Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:11You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:19You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:24Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:34Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:55Billy.
31:56Come see me.
31:57Yes.
31:57You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:03No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:06Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:11Okay.
32:15You're...
32:16Impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really...
32:18Really impressive.
32:21Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:30And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34You should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Pris, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:51It's gonna be okay.
32:51I'm gonna get another job.
32:52And it's gonna be fine.
32:55It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
32:57I should have just let him.
33:00That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:06Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:09You've been reassigned.
33:10Okay.
33:13The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:22I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:33Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it
33:37or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:42Oh, right.
33:42Ask for Colton.
34:15I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:35Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:37Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:45Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
34:53And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:07Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:23You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:39Just breathe.
35:40He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:11Ellie, look.
36:11I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:23Everything's going to be okay.
36:26Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:40So.
36:41What were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist.
36:44Or, I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
37:00Maybe a little bit.
37:02I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:06Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:20Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:22Okay.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Leibor, Carly, to take you.
37:28Okay.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:33Okay.
37:34I'm going to take care of it early.
37:35Hey.
37:35You trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise.
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:42Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44No.
37:44No.
37:44No.
38:14Oh, my God.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:44Not bad, huh?
39:01No.
39:02No, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:09I don't know.
39:09I didn't say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:11Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:24and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:29Okay.
39:40Quicker than me.
39:40I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:47I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:54You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:07I think.
40:08He'll find out.
40:08What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:22You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, Jesse.
40:41My saws?
40:42Oh, I think we're good.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:44Oh, my God.
40:51Oh.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:52And I feel like we've got to do this.
40:53It's a good one.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:04Oh.
41:04Oh, my God.
41:06Oh.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:08Oh, my God.
41:10Oh, my God.
41:12I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:19You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:26The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:31Okay.
41:42Hey, I'm Clara.
41:52I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:59Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with until I'm the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:12He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31I'll see you.
42:37When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:39It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie.
42:55I'm Vixie.
42:58Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Oh, Commonwealth.
43:01When no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:04That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:16There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:19What do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used the CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:31I'm sorry.
43:36I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:41Eh, she'll come around.
43:42Oh, my God.
43:45Oh, my God.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:04Oh, my God.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:08Boom.
44:08I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check your bets?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16You're worse than mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
44:26from me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:38I've got something to, uh, tree up.
44:45Cheer me up.
44:46Is this an eviction notice?
44:49Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:53You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:01You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:06Stay in school.
45:06I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:16Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:30Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:33Ellie, come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:48Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:51Okay.
45:57You're impressive, Ellie.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:11And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:16I think I should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Chris, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:22Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:39I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie, did I get fired?
46:51You've been reassigned.
46:56The mailroom?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:00Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:04I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:19I...
47:30I...
47:52I'm Colton.
48:01You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:04You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:14Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:16Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:17No, just call me Colton,
48:18or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:22Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
48:32and let me guess,
48:33you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes
48:35and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you
48:40things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:45Only on Mondays.
48:46Come on up.
48:54Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:59You want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:11All right.
49:15Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man
49:17with arms
49:19and a jawline.
49:21The world's most underrated
49:23crisis management tool.
49:26Hydration.
49:27In a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well,
49:30I guess that just goes to show
49:31how good of a boss I am
49:32and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:40Oh.
49:45Ellie, look.
49:51I know that it's
49:52not anyone's dream
49:53to be in the mailroom,
49:55but I can tell
49:56that you have something special.
49:59Everything's going to be okay.
50:02Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:05So,
50:16what were you doing upstairs?
50:19I'm a marketing strategist,
50:20or I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running
50:25this place blind.
50:26If he had half a brain,
50:28he would use social media
50:30to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do,
50:32at least.
50:33Oh, it sounds like
50:33you've actually thought
50:34about this.
50:36Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all,
50:38we're not just a couple
50:39of pretty faces.
50:41Are we?
50:50Another tough one?
50:51I got demoted
50:52to the mailroom.
50:54Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:58Whatever.
50:59Okay.
51:00Oh, you also have
51:01a doctor's appointment.
51:02Beck and Lee,
51:03we'll call it to take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm going to get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:10I'm going to take care of everything.
51:11Hey,
51:11you trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14Promise?
51:15Yeah.
51:16I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:24Oh, my God.
51:53I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry.
52:03If you don't like it,
52:04just lie to me.
52:07You bought me breakfast?
52:09Well, don't get used to it.
52:10I bribe new employees
52:12to like me.
52:13That's all.
52:14Oh.
52:14Not bad, huh?
52:37No.
52:38No, it's perfect.
52:40Just like you.
52:43What was that?
52:45I don't know.
52:45I didn't say anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this.
52:50I'll just buy you a new one.
52:53Let's go do some deliveries.
52:55It's the best part of the job.
52:57Get to go inside,
52:58get some fresh air,
53:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:05Okay.
53:16Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:20Right there.
53:21I bet that chair
53:24looked a whole lot better
53:25with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:30You want to make it
53:31a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:41That's not a good one.
53:43How do you think?
53:44You'll find out.
53:44Cheers.
53:51What does that say?
53:54It says baby goat
53:56loose on the third floor.
53:57Handle immediately.
53:59You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:03Don't you think
54:03that that's a little
54:04risky, isn't it?
54:10Oh my God,
54:11someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:16Jesus Christ,
54:17you got my saws?
54:18I think we're good.
54:21Sorry.
54:39Bye.
54:40Bye.
54:41Bye.
54:41Bye.
54:41Bye.
54:42Bye.
54:42Bye.
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