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My Step-Brother Is My Ex
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00:00:00I've come home from college to a new house and a new stepmom.
00:00:07And my son is going to love you.
00:00:09He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:00:13Dean?
00:00:14Hannah, don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:00:16You already did that four years ago.
00:00:18Shut up!
00:00:19Where's Dean?
00:00:20He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two.
00:00:23You ruined us!
00:00:26I never slept with Elise, and I certainly never will.
00:00:30I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:00:32So itchy.
00:00:33Let me help you with that.
00:00:37No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:00:39Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:00:41Everyone stop!
00:00:42You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:00:45What the hell are you all looking at?
00:00:46You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
00:00:48You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:00:51I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:00:54You're going down!
00:00:56Hannah, look out!
00:01:00Dean, you can't do that out here.
00:01:30What if a teacher catches us?
00:01:31They meet me upstairs.
00:01:33It's our last night before.
00:01:34You move back west, and I start military college.
00:01:36You still want to go all the way?
00:01:38Of course.
00:01:39We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:01:43I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:01:45Give that back.
00:01:56Aw.
00:01:57Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:02:00Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer.
00:02:04To me.
00:02:05You're lying.
00:02:06You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:02:09Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:02:13I guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:02:15Dean would never.
00:02:20We'll see about that.
00:02:22What are you doing?
00:02:30Let me go!
00:02:30Shut up!
00:02:36Nice, Jake.
00:02:38Here.
00:02:39Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:02:41Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:02:43Refuse to believe Elisa's lies.
00:02:52Ah!
00:02:53Ah!
00:02:55Ah, Dean, that was so good.
00:03:03What the hell?
00:03:04Where's Dean?
00:03:07He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two.
00:03:10Can you blame him?
00:03:11Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:03:15As if I'd believe that.
00:03:16He's probably not even in there.
00:03:19See for yourself.
00:03:25No.
00:03:27He wouldn't.
00:03:30Dean, are you in there?
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37How could you?
00:03:38You promised me.
00:03:46No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:03:49I want an explanation.
00:03:51She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:03:54I want an explanation.
00:03:56Why do you think he's hiding in there?
00:04:00Instead of coming and talking this out with you.
00:04:04Go on.
00:04:05Ask him to come out.
00:04:06See if he will.
00:04:08Fine.
00:04:10Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:04:13One.
00:04:16Two.
00:04:18Three.
00:04:18You ruined tonight.
00:04:23You ruined us.
00:04:39What the hell?
00:04:40Hannah.
00:04:42Please, let's be okay.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Hannah, thank God I...
00:04:52It's over, Dean.
00:04:54Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:04:58Don't talk to me ever again.
00:05:05I have to find her.
00:05:07I have to explain everything.
00:05:12I don't know why.
00:05:18Why'd you leave me?
00:05:30I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom.
00:05:35Who even is this woman?
00:05:39Who even is this woman?
00:05:40She's kind.
00:05:41And also very rich.
00:05:43We met before we moved four years ago.
00:05:45Four years ago?
00:05:50That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:05:58Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:05:59I'm so happy you're here.
00:06:01And my son is going to love you.
00:06:03He's always wanted a sibling.
00:06:05I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:06:07He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:06:10You should go, too.
00:06:12I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:06:14You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:06:20Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:06:24Dean goes to military school, too.
00:06:26Oh, God.
00:06:27Will he be there?
00:06:29Speak of the devil.
00:06:31Hi, honey.
00:06:31Where are you?
00:06:32About to head to the party.
00:06:34Perfect.
00:06:35I'm going to send your stepsister, Hannah, there to meet you.
00:06:39Hannah.
00:06:39Wait.
00:06:40I have a stepsister?
00:06:41Take good care of her, okay?
00:06:42How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:06:56Everyone's in uniform, and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:00Is that him?
00:07:06He is so fine.
00:07:08I know.
00:07:09He's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:07:11And he's single.
00:07:12And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance, too.
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:16I called this.
00:07:22Dean?
00:07:23Hannah.
00:07:24It's been four years.
00:07:25She probably never even thought about me.
00:07:28What are you doing here?
00:07:30I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:07:34Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:07:37Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:07:40I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:07:42No need.
00:07:43I'm leaving.
00:07:45Dean, where are you going?
00:07:47Don't walk away from me.
00:07:49What does she have that we don't?
00:07:53Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:07:55You already did that four years ago.
00:07:56That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:07:59I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:08:01You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious.
00:08:05Four years, Hannah.
00:08:07I called you so many times.
00:08:09I tried to find you and explain.
00:08:11You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:08:14Your clothes were all over the room.
00:08:16I heard your voice.
00:08:17I want to believe him so badly.
00:08:21If she doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:08:23Forget it.
00:08:33Whoa!
00:08:34That's three shots of vodka, man.
00:08:36Is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:08:39It's my ex, Hannah.
00:08:41I haven't seen her in four years.
00:08:42I thought she left this town for good.
00:08:44Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:08:50No, dude.
00:08:51There's like a million Hannas out there.
00:08:52It can't be the same person.
00:08:54Hope you're right.
00:08:55Because becoming step-siblings with your ex
00:08:57sounds like a nightmare.
00:08:59Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:09:03I can't believe this.
00:09:04She walked away from me again.
00:09:06Then show her she's wrong.
00:09:09Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:09:17Well, well, well.
00:09:18The virgin Hannah returns.
00:09:21I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:09:23You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:09:27You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:09:29You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:09:32No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:09:35Dean was my man, and you took him from me.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38You won't get away with that.
00:09:46Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch!
00:09:48Haven't you hurt me enough?
00:09:49Elise, what's wrong?
00:09:51This woman is harassing me!
00:09:53It wasn't enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:09:56She just had to come back and rub it in my face!
00:09:58But she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:10:00I knew it!
00:10:02I knew that homewrecker was out to get me!
00:10:04Damn, jealous much?
00:10:06That is so messed up.
00:10:07No, I wasn't.
00:10:08She's lying.
00:10:10Elise is the desperate one.
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:26Hold her down.
00:10:31You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:10:34The punishment is...
00:10:35Your very own Scarlet Letter.
00:10:39A for adulterer.
00:10:41Asshole.
00:10:44Let me go!
00:10:47That's Hannah.
00:10:47Get your hands off her!
00:10:53What the hell is this?
00:10:55What the hell is this?
00:10:57We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:11:21Now that homewrecker's just paying the price.
00:11:23Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:11:25Then she's a liar.
00:11:28I never slept with Elise.
00:11:30I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:11:33Is he telling the truth?
00:11:35You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:11:38We all see it.
00:11:40She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:11:43Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:11:45You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:11:49Let me ask a question.
00:11:51How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:11:57And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:12:03See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:12:08I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:12:11No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:12:13And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker, you should look in the mirror first.
00:12:25You know what happens to bitches who steal all of you people's men?
00:12:28No, no, please don't.
00:12:29Is that true?
00:12:37You really never slept with Elise.
00:12:39Hannah, why would I...
00:12:40Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:12:43All the evidence was there.
00:12:44What was I supposed to think?
00:12:46Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:12:50I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:12:52Are you calling me stupid?
00:12:54Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:12:55Even if you never cheated, it took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:13:01I can't just let that go.
00:13:03Apparently, neither can Elise.
00:13:06God, that was so humiliating.
00:13:08No, don't drink that!
00:13:14Oh, God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:13:17Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:13:19But dude, that's got a whole tab of acid in that.
00:13:22Are we swimming?
00:13:37Oh, my God.
00:13:40You look just like my achieving ex.
00:13:45You look just like my achieving ex.
00:13:49Again, I never cheated.
00:13:50God damn it, Hannah.
00:13:51Where are we?
00:13:55You're at my house.
00:13:56Well, my mom's.
00:13:58Just lay down.
00:14:00You need rest, okay?
00:14:03You're wrong.
00:14:05We're at my house.
00:14:06I just moved in.
00:14:09Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:14:13After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:14:23Do you still have feelings for me?
00:14:28The ship.
00:14:29I'm the captain of the ship.
00:14:32I'm scalling me.
00:14:34What are you thinking, Dean?
00:14:36She's just tripping.
00:14:37Good night, Hannah.
00:14:40Good night, Hannah.
00:14:52Good night, Hannah.
00:14:53I start my new job at the academy today.
00:14:56Oh, crap.
00:14:57I have to get ready.
00:15:02Morning, Hannah.
00:15:03Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:15:05Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:15:07I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:10He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:15:13Can't wait.
00:15:13I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:15:20She left without saying goodbye.
00:15:23Again?
00:15:28This is for the best.
00:15:30It's easier if I never see her again.
00:15:34Hey, Mom.
00:15:35Did you see a girl brunette, like, this tall?
00:15:37You mean your stepsister?
00:15:39No, not my stepsister.
00:15:40My...
00:15:41Never mind.
00:15:43She really did leave.
00:15:45Again.
00:15:46Well, you should probably say hi,
00:15:49since you missed her at the party last night.
00:15:50She went upstairs to shower.
00:15:58She better be done in the bathroom.
00:16:00I can't be late for school.
00:16:05Ah.
00:16:06Ah.
00:16:07Sorry.
00:16:08Didn't see anything.
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:12I'll just be a man.
00:16:15Sure, yeah.
00:16:17This was not how I imagined me and my stepsister.
00:16:19I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:16:21Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:16:24Why did she sound so familiar?
00:16:28Do your job and keep your head down.
00:16:30No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:16:34Dean goes here.
00:16:35I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:16:36Break any rules and you're out.
00:16:39Understood?
00:16:40Yes, Captain.
00:16:41I'm Skye.
00:16:45I'm so happy someone my age during the cleaning crew.
00:16:48I can tell we're gonna be friends.
00:16:50Ugh.
00:16:51I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:16:54I think someone needs a shower.
00:16:59No, I cleaned the bathrooms with that!
00:17:02Ugh.
00:17:02Ugh.
00:17:03I can tell.
00:17:04Now the smell is unbearable.
00:17:07What the hell?
00:17:08You can't just do that!
00:17:09I'm a third-year student, and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:17:14You have no power here.
00:17:15If you want to take an actual shower, you can use the West Wing locker room.
00:17:19They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:17:21Go ahead and take a shower.
00:17:26I'll cover for you.
00:17:27I'll cover for you.
00:17:28You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:17:47Hannah, that bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:17:55Dean.
00:17:56What are you doing here?
00:17:57I go here, Hannah.
00:17:59What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:18:01Well, it's my first day at work, and I...
00:18:03Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:18:05I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here, and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:18:12She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:18:15If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:18:18Go in and see for yourself.
00:18:23I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here.
00:18:25Her first day on the job, and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:18:29Elise, she set me up.
00:18:31Oh, my God, I can't be in here.
00:18:33What do I do?
00:18:33Don't say a word.
00:18:42Lieutenant DeMond, what's going on in here?
00:18:45I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:18:46What is Lyons doing in here?
00:18:48All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:18:50I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:18:53She must be here with you somewhere.
00:18:55Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:19:03Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:19:10I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:19:12Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...?
00:19:15No!
00:19:16Freeze, Dumont!
00:19:17It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain!
00:19:21He's in trouble now.
00:19:22But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason!
00:19:32What?
00:19:32But, but, but, Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:19:34He's obviously just protecting her.
00:19:36Silence!
00:19:37That's 50 demerits, and kitchen duty for a week, Lyons.
00:19:42Mess with the cleaning staff, or step foot into this room one more time.
00:19:45And you're doing bathroom duties, too.
00:19:47Got it?
00:19:49Yes, Captain.
00:19:54Police is for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:20:03Jeez, that was close.
00:20:06It's twice of safety now.
00:20:08You owe me a thank you.
00:20:15Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:20:19Why not?
00:20:21You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:20:23You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:20:24It's not that simple.
00:20:26Four years is a long time.
00:20:28I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:20:31How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:20:36How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:20:39Don't look at me like that.
00:20:41Like what?
00:20:41Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:20:43Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:20:47those four years of pain were very real.
00:20:49I'm not going through that again.
00:20:52You want my trust?
00:20:53Earn it back.
00:20:58Fine.
00:21:00I will.
00:21:09I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:21:13Oh my God.
00:21:24I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:21:26I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:21:37Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:21:40Everything okay there?
00:21:57Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:22:01Look alive, ladies.
00:22:02Today, I want the two of you to work in...
00:22:04Captain!
00:22:05There's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:22:07I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:22:08Kitchen it is.
00:22:10Follow lions.
00:22:10And no funny business.
00:22:28Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:22:32The ladies are all waiting.
00:22:38Have someone in mind?
00:22:40Who, you're cleaning lady X?
00:22:44Who, you're cleaning lady X?
00:22:47Where the hell are your dates?
00:22:49Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:22:50So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:22:52Clean it up.
00:23:00You're not going to treat Sky like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:23:08Something wrong, Hannah?
00:23:10It's just so itchy.
00:23:12It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:23:14Oh my God, it's driving me crazy.
00:23:16I have to get this off.
00:23:22You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:23:24Here, let me help you with that.
00:23:32Dude, speak of the devil.
00:23:34The show's about to begin.
00:23:49Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:23:53Dean won't help her now.
00:23:55He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:23:57No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:23:59So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:24:02Yeah, why are you scratching yourself?
00:24:04Do you have like an STB or something?
00:24:06Yeah, she isn't beating the homework allegations.
00:24:09Is he really just going to sit there?
00:24:12Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:24:20Everyone shut up!
00:24:21What the hell are you all looking at?
00:24:37If I hear one more word about this,
00:24:39I see one more video.
00:24:42You will never walk these halls again.
00:24:44Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:25:02Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:25:05Oh, what the hell?
00:25:11Looks like you're going to stop whatever disease had it has.
00:25:14No, I don't!
00:25:15That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:25:18Watch out, it may be contagious.
00:25:25Stop that.
00:25:26You're going to tear your skin off.
00:25:28Here, Anthea Simmons.
00:25:29You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:25:31Hannah, oh my God, I am so sorry.
00:25:33It was Elise.
00:25:34She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:25:37But don't worry.
00:25:38I got her back and took videos with your phone
00:25:40and got you a new uniform.
00:25:43I knew it was her.
00:25:44I just wish we had proof.
00:25:46Do me a favor, will you, Skye?
00:25:50Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:25:53breaking any rules,
00:25:54record it.
00:25:55Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:25:58Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:26:00Don't worry.
00:26:00I'm going to protect you and Hannah.
00:26:02No, she can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:26:08You're so kind to her.
00:26:10Okay, on a scale from one to ten,
00:26:12how embarrassing was that?
00:26:14None of the captains saw.
00:26:16And barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:26:18I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:26:21Especially now that Elise is walking around
00:26:22looking like a constipated lobster.
00:26:24Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny Navy bros
00:26:28saw you half-naked?
00:26:30Hell no.
00:26:32Oh, so you were jealous?
00:26:34What if I was?
00:26:35Honey, I made reservations for you and your stepsister
00:26:50at Anchor Bar tonight
00:26:51so you two can properly meet.
00:26:54I'm sending her number now.
00:26:55Call to confirm, would you?
00:26:57Got it.
00:26:57I have to make a call.
00:27:04I have to make a call.
00:27:05It's okay.
00:27:06I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:27:15Oh, it's...
00:27:16Who just called you?
00:27:25I don't recognize the number.
00:27:26It's probably a scam.
00:27:28Right.
00:27:30Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:27:32Hello.
00:27:46Hey, Hannah.
00:27:48Dean, is that you?
00:27:49Yeah, it's me.
00:27:51Your stepbrother.
00:27:52Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:27:54He must have misheard me.
00:27:56Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other day.
00:27:58Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:28:00Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:28:02Sure.
00:28:02Drinks hungry.
00:28:06Hmm.
00:28:07Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:28:09I know we're not supposed to fraternize,
00:28:11but we all look so hot together.
00:28:13God, no.
00:28:14It's my stepbrother.
00:28:15I think he goes here, too.
00:28:17But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:28:20Ooh, I have an idea.
00:28:24There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:28:25Maybe you'll find something.
00:28:28Ooh.
00:28:31I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:28:38Is this too much?
00:28:39Mm-mm.
00:28:40I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:28:48If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:28:52Can I help you?
00:28:53It's reservation only.
00:28:55Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:28:56Name?
00:28:58Oh, God.
00:28:59What is my stepbrother's name?
00:29:01That's so embarrassing.
00:29:02Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:29:05Excuse me?
00:29:07Hannah?
00:29:10Hannah?
00:29:11What the hell is she doing here?
00:29:13Young girl in a tie dress?
00:29:14Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:29:16I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:29:20Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:29:23You can't just kick me out.
00:29:25I'm not a sugar baby.
00:29:26She's not a homewrecker either.
00:29:28She's my girlfriend.
00:29:30Uh, Lieutenant Dumont.
00:29:32I'm so sorry.
00:29:33She didn't say and...
00:29:34I don't care.
00:29:35No one talks to her that way.
00:29:37You're fired.
00:29:38Uh...
00:29:39Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:29:51Wait.
00:29:52Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:29:53Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:29:57Oh, so you are jealous.
00:29:59I've never said I wasn't.
00:30:02Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:30:04Whoa, are you serious?
00:30:05I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:30:07Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:11Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:17Yeah, right.
00:30:17Could you imagine?
00:30:19I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:30:20Looks like we both got stood up.
00:30:23Great.
00:30:24I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:30:26He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:30:28And he's also an idiot.
00:30:30I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:30:33Or a hermit.
00:30:34I can't tell which, really.
00:30:35She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:30:37She seems super fun.
00:30:40Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:30:42If you'd rather not go home, you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:30:47You do kind of own me, after all.
00:30:51Fine.
00:30:51One drink.
00:30:56Your usual, Mr. DeMock.
00:30:58An opinion collado for the lady.
00:30:59You remembered my favorite drink.
00:31:01So, is this what it's like, being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:31:08Everyone treats you like royalty, and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:31:12Sometimes.
00:31:13It also helps my mom owns this place, too, so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:31:18When my mom divorced my scumbag father, she won millions in the settlement.
00:31:22She's invested it well.
00:31:24She sounds like a badass.
00:31:25She is.
00:31:27You two would get along.
00:31:29Cheers to New Beginnings.
00:31:39Ooh.
00:31:39Cute, no?
00:31:40Cutie.
00:31:41Wow.
00:31:42Looks better on you.
00:31:47Turn around.
00:31:48No.
00:31:51Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:31:55Nice.
00:31:56That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:02Okay, I should go.
00:32:04We've been talking for hours, and it's way past last call.
00:32:07I have work, and you have school.
00:32:09Hannah, don't go.
00:32:12My mom owns the bar.
00:32:14Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:32:16Dean, I don't know.
00:32:17Well, we have four years of catching up, too.
00:32:21Dean, I can't.
00:32:23Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:32:27They were hell.
00:32:29Heartbreak.
00:32:30I looked at old photos reliving that moment over and over again.
00:32:34You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:32:36You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:32:39Because all I did was train and study.
00:32:42I worked myself to the bone, just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:32:46And how'd that work out for you?
00:32:48It didn't.
00:32:48I never stopped thinking about you.
00:32:57I still love you, Hannah.
00:32:58I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:33:02At least let me drive you home.
00:33:04You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:33:06I want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:33:12I'll call a car.
00:33:14See you tomorrow.
00:33:14How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:33:27He never showed.
00:33:35Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:33:39Is that what she told you?
00:33:40She's the one who stood me up.
00:33:42Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:33:45She's up in a room.
00:33:46Why don't you go talk to her?
00:33:53Hello?
00:33:58Oh!
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:01God damn it.
00:34:02What the hell did I do to you?
00:34:04I'm so sorry.
00:34:06You scared me.
00:34:07Are you okay?
00:34:09Don't.
00:34:09Come near me.
00:34:10Just give me some space.
00:34:11Please.
00:34:15I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:34:23Morning, Lieutenant.
00:34:25Hangover hit me hard?
00:34:26No, I don't get hangover.
00:34:30Do you have a tissue?
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:34:35What happened?
00:34:36There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:34:41Um, I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:34:47I should see the other guy.
00:34:48Better?
00:35:01Much.
00:35:06All right, let's get this band-aid off.
00:35:08Come with me.
00:35:08I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts
00:35:15rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:35:18It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:35:21All right, let's get this band-aid off.
00:35:29Come with me.
00:35:37I'm sorry, Belle.
00:35:38That's not Hannah.
00:35:39I don't want to push you.
00:35:40I'm sorry, too.
00:35:42I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:35:46You were a victim in all this, too.
00:35:47Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:35:53Depends on the question.
00:35:55Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:35:58It's the biggest event of the year, and there's this class ring ceremony not to give a whole speech.
00:36:02Dean, I'm cleaning crew.
00:36:03I'm not allowed.
00:36:05Says who?
00:36:06It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:36:09I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:36:14Just think about it.
00:36:22Oh, my God, the captain.
00:36:23Come quick.
00:36:24It's Elise.
00:36:26She took a video of the whole stripping incident, and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:36:33Oh, my God.
00:36:38Oh, my God.
00:36:44Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything.
00:36:52The captain's definitely going to fire me.
00:36:54No, she's not.
00:36:55I'm shutting this down now.
00:36:58I have an idea.
00:37:02Attention-seeking skank much?
00:37:04God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:37:20He's obviously doing charity work.
00:37:22He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:37:27Right?
00:37:28Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:37:30You whored out your body to the entire school, and still, no one wanted you.
00:37:39Actually, that's not true.
00:37:41You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:37:57You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:38:00Wait until the captain sees this.
00:38:04Bitch!
00:38:08Oh, you broke my phone!
00:38:09Oh, no.
00:38:10Sorry.
00:38:11We need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:38:14Hannah?
00:38:15That video of me was nice, but I think the whole school is really going to love this one.
00:38:30Damn.
00:38:31At least Hannah looked hot.
00:38:33At least looks like a rotten tomato.
00:38:36Ew, it's so true.
00:38:38And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her, either.
00:38:41How sad.
00:38:43You two-faced asshole!
00:38:45I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:38:47You're the one who no one wants.
00:38:49Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah?
00:38:54Any other threats they want to make?
00:38:58Good.
00:38:59I'm the top-ranked Lieutenant, and next year I'll be Senior Commander.
00:39:03I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:39:07So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:39:13Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:39:14Yeah, just two quick things.
00:39:29That was so badass.
00:39:31We got her so good.
00:39:32I got to get back to work.
00:39:42Lieutenant Dumont!
00:39:45My office, now!
00:39:47I saw the video.
00:39:55This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:40:00I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:40:04Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:40:10What are you saying, Captain?
00:40:11Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:40:13No.
00:40:14Lions is the center of all this drama.
00:40:17You saw what she did in the locker room, and she's the one who broadcasts the video.
00:40:20She set Hart up.
00:40:22Do you have proof of this?
00:40:23Damn.
00:40:24I broke her phone.
00:40:25No, bud.
00:40:26You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:40:30It's clouding your judgment.
00:40:32If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:40:40Then so be it.
00:40:45Dean, wait.
00:40:46Don't risk your future for me.
00:40:49Miss Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:40:54Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:41:01Dean, think about it.
00:41:02I'll always be just a janitor.
00:41:05But you could be a commander.
00:41:08You're right.
00:41:11But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:41:14And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:41:18It's not what a good commander does.
00:41:19I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:41:24You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:41:38You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:41:40I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:41:43I'm trying to run it back.
00:41:44I'm trying so damn hard.
00:42:03God, I've missed this.
00:42:04So have I.
00:42:08Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:42:10You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:42:12If she sees me, they're just going to freak out.
00:42:13There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:42:16I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:42:17Yes.
00:42:27Yes, I will go to the dance with you.
00:42:33I saw the results and I marveled what they were.
00:42:36Morning, Dad.
00:42:37Morning.
00:42:38Gotta run.
00:42:40You're in a good mood.
00:42:41Were you off to your sweetie?
00:42:43I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:42:45My date, Dean, is a lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:42:49You and Dean are going to the dance together.
00:42:51How exciting.
00:42:53Does Christine know Dean?
00:42:55Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:42:58Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:43:00Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:43:05Oh, don't worry about that.
00:43:07I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:43:09If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:43:11Oh, my God.
00:43:12Thank you so much, Christine.
00:43:15I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:43:24I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:43:30Sorry, what was that?
00:43:32I had music and...
00:43:33Nothing, dear.
00:43:34Oh, honey.
00:43:45Did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:43:48Not yet.
00:43:48I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:43:54Good.
00:43:54You better.
00:43:55Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:44:01It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:44:03My stepsister?
00:44:04But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:44:09Oops.
00:44:10Forgot my bag.
00:44:10Isn't that Dean's axe?
00:44:22Holy shit, dude.
00:44:24That was Hannah.
00:44:25My stepsister?
00:44:27So what?
00:44:29My stepsister?
00:44:30So what?
00:44:32Wait.
00:44:32So she is that Hannah.
00:44:35Dude.
00:44:36I told you.
00:44:37She's my stepsister.
00:44:39Hannah.
00:44:40You're so dense, bro.
00:44:42But isn't that, like, weird?
00:44:46We've never met.
00:44:48It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:44:50Huh?
00:44:52Whatever you say.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:53Okay.
00:45:02Can I help you?
00:45:06The shop appointment only.
00:45:08Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:45:10My stepmom, Christine, put a dress on hold for me.
00:45:13I'm sorry.
00:45:15You're too late.
00:45:16Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:45:18Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:45:26I've never looked hotter.
00:45:32I've never looked hotter.
00:45:36Oh, seriously?
00:45:37She never gives up.
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:43What the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:45:46That's my dress you're wearing.
00:45:48Take it off.
00:45:50Please, Hannah.
00:45:52Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you
00:45:55ever need a gown like this?
00:45:58Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance,
00:46:01so none of your pathetic little stunts were?
00:46:04Shit.
00:46:05All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:46:14Is there a problem over here?
00:46:16Yes.
00:46:17This girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:46:20Just get security to get her out of here.
00:46:22I don't feel safe here.
00:46:26I don't feel safe here.
00:46:28She's lying.
00:46:29She's the bully.
00:46:29She spread this horrible video of me all over school,
00:46:33and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:46:37I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance,
00:46:41but here she is harassing me again.
00:46:45How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:46:49You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:46:51She did it to me first.
00:46:53That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first,
00:46:56and now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:46:58I've heard enough.
00:47:00I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment,
00:47:03and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:47:06Security!
00:47:07You can't just take me away.
00:47:10This isn't fair.
00:47:12This isn't easy.
00:47:12You're hurting me.
00:47:21What did you do?
00:47:26What did you do?
00:47:28I didn't mean to.
00:47:29I swear, the guard was hurting me,
00:47:30and I was just trying to get away.
00:47:32Yeah, right, you psycho bitch.
00:47:33You did this on purpose.
00:47:34Oh, I'm the psycho bitch?
00:47:35I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:47:37It is not enough to kick her out.
00:47:39She needs to be arrested.
00:47:41Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:47:48Hey, drop your arms now.
00:47:50You're hurting her.
00:47:51What are you doing?
00:47:52Take her away.
00:47:53She ripped my dress.
00:47:55Isn't that like assault?
00:47:57Assault?
00:47:58What that guard just did to Hannah,
00:48:00that's assault.
00:48:01Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:48:06And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:48:10She has some obsession with harassing
00:48:12and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:48:14Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:48:18I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:48:22I think it's time someone punished her.
00:48:25Escort her out, humanely,
00:48:27and then take off that badge and go home.
00:48:30You're fired.
00:48:31You can't do this.
00:48:32We're not at the academy.
00:48:33You have no power here, lieutenant.
00:48:36Actually, this is my family's business.
00:48:38My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:48:40I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:48:56You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:49:01It would make up for my little judgment.
00:49:06By the way,
00:49:07you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:49:09After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:49:15Of course.
00:49:16That's why I'm here.
00:49:28Hannah's gone too far.
00:49:30I need you to come to the dance with me tonight
00:49:32to get her back.
00:49:34Elise, I told you
00:49:35I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:49:39Ow!
00:49:40What are you doing?
00:49:41Let me go!
00:49:41Shut up!
00:49:43Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:49:45Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:49:48Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault?
00:49:51No?
00:49:52Then you better show up tonight.
00:49:55We're going to finish what we started
00:49:57four years ago.
00:49:58Excuse me, ma'am.
00:50:06Could you help me?
00:50:07Please?
00:50:16The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:50:19Dean, what are you doing?
00:50:20You look so perfect.
00:50:27Wish we weren't in public right now.
00:50:34Dean, we can't.
00:50:37I know.
00:50:39But I want to pick up where we left off
00:50:41four years ago, Hannah.
00:50:42You and me.
00:50:43Finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:50:45This feels just like prom.
00:50:47How can I trust that I'm not going to get hurt again?
00:50:50You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah.
00:50:53I didn't then, and I won't now.
00:50:57Nothing will get in the way this time.
00:50:58I promise.
00:51:03Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6.
00:51:06Don't let me down, Dean.
00:51:08Wait, why did she just tell me
00:51:21to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:28Wait, why did she just tell me
00:51:29to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:34Hannah, wait!
00:51:38What do you think?
00:51:52Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:51:55You'd never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:52:03Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:52:05I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:52:09My date should be here soon, too.
00:52:14There he is!
00:52:18Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:52:22We know that, sweetie.
00:52:23Dean is your stepbrother.
00:52:30Stepbrother?
00:52:33Stepbrother?
00:52:34This can't be happening.
00:52:39Hannah!
00:52:39You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:52:41I...
00:52:41I need some air.
00:52:46You can't stop.
00:52:47Talk to me.
00:52:47I can't believe this whole time
00:52:48we were step-siblings.
00:52:49And we kissed.
00:52:51I know we said we'd pick up
00:52:51where we left off,
00:52:52but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:52:53This doesn't change anything.
00:52:55This doesn't change who we are,
00:52:55how we feel.
00:52:56How can you say that?
00:52:57I can't believe I was stupid enough
00:52:58to let myself think that we could
00:52:59actually be together again.
00:53:00I thought I could just...
00:53:00We will be together.
00:53:12I love you, Hannah.
00:53:14And I'm not letting you go again.
00:53:16Still?
00:53:18Even after all these years?
00:53:19I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:53:23I still did,
00:53:24even after you blocked me
00:53:25with no explanation.
00:53:27Maybe it's stupid.
00:53:29But I kept hoping you'd come back
00:53:31one day and tell me
00:53:31you never stopped loving me either.
00:53:34I saw you at the party that night.
00:53:36Thank God.
00:53:36I was so happy.
00:53:38I thought it was finally gonna happen.
00:53:41Dean,
00:53:43ever since I left,
00:53:45I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:53:47That last year of high school
00:53:48was hell without you,
00:53:49and I thought
00:53:50maybe once I went to college,
00:53:51I could finally forget about you,
00:53:53but
00:53:53no matter how many guys I talked to,
00:53:56none of them could compare to you.
00:54:00Why do you think I never dated
00:54:01any of the girls at the academy?
00:54:03So,
00:54:07what are you saying, Hannah?
00:54:09I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:54:20Oh, God.
00:54:22My dad would freak if he found out,
00:54:24and your mom,
00:54:24and
00:54:24oh, my God,
00:54:26the captain, Elise?
00:54:28Okay, no one can find out
00:54:29we're step-siblings.
00:54:31What are we gonna do?
00:54:32We're gonna go to the dance.
00:54:34We're gonna have that night
00:54:35we didn't get to have
00:54:36four years ago.
00:54:38We're gonna keep this a secret
00:54:40for as long as we can.
00:54:42Okay?
00:54:42I was supposed to be in state.
00:55:04That janitor was so lucky.
00:55:05How could you afford to dress like that?
00:55:07She looks like a movie star.
00:55:08Nothing will ruin this night, okay?
00:55:16Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:55:20I don't want Dean to recognize me.
00:55:22You're just unconscious, you moron.
00:55:24Besides, he's not gonna try anything anyway.
00:55:26Not for the captains and professors here.
00:55:27So when are we gonna knock him out
00:55:30and set him up again?
00:55:31Shut up!
00:55:32Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:55:36I'm gonna wait until Hannah's alone.
00:55:39Then we move in for the go.
00:55:40I'll see you next time.
00:55:43Bye.
00:55:51Bye.
00:55:53Come next time.
00:55:54We'll see you next time.
00:56:04It's not here.
00:56:22It's plenty of eyes.
00:56:34Dean, are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:56:41Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:56:43Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:56:46Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:47No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:55Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:57No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:59Stepsiblings in love?
00:57:01If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:57:05This night just got way more interesting.
00:57:12I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
00:57:14Don't move, okay?
00:57:25Nice dress, Hannah.
00:57:26But I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:57:30Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:57:32I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:57:36And you got nothing.
00:57:40Oh!
00:57:41Too slow this time.
00:57:42I'm gonna have the best night of my life, and you're not gonna stop me.
00:57:46Watch.
00:57:47Change of plans.
00:57:48Follow my lead.
00:57:49It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:53Oh no.
00:57:57Sorry!
00:57:58Sorry!
00:57:59Watch.
00:58:02Change of plans.
00:58:03Follow my lead.
00:58:04It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:58:18Oh, no.
00:58:20Sorry.
00:58:21Sorry?
00:58:22God, you are such a klutz.
00:58:25Looking for your friend Hannah?
00:58:26Or maybe Lieutenant Dumont?
00:58:30Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:58:32They're not here to save you now.
00:58:38Oh, my God, Scott.
00:58:44I have to help her.
00:58:45I'll be right back.
00:58:49Come on.
00:58:50Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:56God, I can't stand her.
00:59:08How am I supposed to put up with a whole other year of her bullshit?
00:59:13If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out, she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:59:19We won't let it get that far.
00:59:21She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:59:24I don't know, Hannah.
00:59:26She is out to get you.
00:59:29And she won't stop until she does.
00:59:30Give this to that guy over there.
00:59:56Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:58A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
01:00:16Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
01:00:19Meet me upstairs in the room.
01:00:21Kiss, Hannah.
01:00:22Dude, you're going to miss the ring ceremony.
01:00:26You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
01:00:28If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's going to demote you.
01:00:32Don't worry.
01:00:32I'll be back.
01:00:33I can't leave Hannah hanging.
01:00:34Follow him, quick.
01:00:54Jake, grab him.
01:01:11Oh, no.
01:01:13Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:01:22Come on.
01:01:25Get your ass in here.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:34Looking for Dean?
01:01:36He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:01:39What?
01:01:40The no, the champagne.
01:01:42You guys better hurry up and bone, or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:52What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:59I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:02:01You stand outside and keep watch.
01:02:03Hey!
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25Hey.
01:02:26Dean?
01:02:34Dean, what's wrong?
01:02:38Did you drug me?
01:02:39Of course not.
01:02:40Who gave you that champagne?
01:02:44Oh, jeez, you're burning up.
01:02:47You don't have to speak.
01:02:50Just be here with me.
01:02:52Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:02:56You've been drugged.
01:02:58Maybe.
01:02:59God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:03:02You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:03:04We can tell our parents.
01:03:05We can tell everyone.
01:03:07I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:03:10I need you.
01:03:11I love you, Hannah.
01:03:20I love you, too.
01:03:22Now let's get you downstairs.
01:03:26I got you now.
01:03:35Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:03:37We made it just in time.
01:03:46The ceremony's about to start.
01:03:50Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:53Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:03:57Are you two for real?
01:03:59He was drugged.
01:04:01I think.
01:04:01Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:04:05Some server.
01:04:07I don't know.
01:04:09This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:04:12Everyone, it's time for a ring ceremony.
01:04:15He can't go up there.
01:04:17He doesn't have a choice.
01:04:18Congratulations to all of our junior academy students who have worked so hard to get through
01:04:27another challenging year.
01:04:29You have shown incredible discipline, and you should all be very proud.
01:04:34Now, I present to you, your class's top-ranking lieutenant, Dean Dumont.
01:04:41You are on thin ice, Lieutenant.
01:04:50Any funny business, and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:04:57So my fellow juniors who have worked so hard, I would like to say that...
01:05:04You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:05:06We can tell our parents.
01:05:07We can tell everyone.
01:05:15Oh, my God.
01:05:15They're related?
01:05:17But not by blood.
01:05:18It's kind of hot, CBH.
01:05:20Wait.
01:05:22I thought we all knew this already.
01:05:34Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:05:41We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:05:44Please continue your celebrations while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:05:50Come with me.
01:05:51Now.
01:05:52Heart, you too.
01:05:53What were you two thinking?
01:06:04Heart, you broke the number one rule.
01:06:07No fraternizing with the students.
01:06:10Lieutenant Dumont, you've got the whole school in chaos because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:06:16Have I got all this right?
01:06:17It's not how it sounds.
01:06:19We didn't know our parents were married.
01:06:21Is that so?
01:06:22And that makes everything so much better.
01:06:25Captain, please.
01:06:26It's not Dane's fault.
01:06:28He was drugged tonight.
01:06:29Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:06:31You just can't keep my name out of your mouth, can you, Hannah?
01:06:36Hey, give that back!
01:06:37Check your phone, Captain.
01:06:38It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:06:44How exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this, Lyons?
01:06:49I didn't.
01:06:49I don't know how that got there.
01:06:51I was framed.
01:06:52Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:06:56Elise Lyons.
01:06:58You're expelled.
01:07:00What?
01:07:02You're expelled.
01:07:04What?
01:07:05But they're pathological, incestuous liars!
01:07:08Last time I checked, step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:07:13You would know that if you got anything higher than a C in any of your classes.
01:07:16And liars, you say?
01:07:18Tell me.
01:07:19If we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now, would we find drugs in his system?
01:07:25Oh, you spineless little snake!
01:07:28Don't even think about it.
01:07:30Jake, get the car ready!
01:07:41Get the car ready!
01:07:42Now!
01:07:44Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:07:45Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:07:48Lusty Lieutenant gets sexy with step-sister?
01:07:55What the hell?
01:07:56It's in the tabloids everywhere.
01:07:59So much bad press for the Academy.
01:08:01Now, Dean, I technically can't expel you for this, but I can assure you, you will not
01:08:09be a senior commander.
01:08:12And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:08:16And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:08:20No, please don't fire her.
01:08:23Isn't there anything I can do?
01:08:25Go home, both of you, and determine if this...
01:08:30It's really worth it.
01:08:35What the hell do we do now?
01:08:39We have to do something.
01:08:41Something huge.
01:08:43Something that will rip Dean and Hannah into little tiny pieces that they can never put
01:08:48back together again.
01:08:51Well?
01:08:53Do you have any ideas?
01:08:56Of course you don't.
01:08:58Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:08:59You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:09:02It was your idea to assault them last time.
01:09:03It was your idea to drug them to not...
01:09:05Shut up, you idiot!
01:09:07I told you, you can't go around saying things like that.
01:09:10I'm getting out of here.
01:09:11I'm changing my name.
01:09:12I'm fleeing the country.
01:09:13Pull yourself together, you dimwit.
01:09:15If you leave me to finish this job alone, then I will kill you.
01:09:24Look over there.
01:09:30Get in the car, and we're gonna run them down.
01:09:34What?
01:09:35You heard me.
01:09:35If we don't do something major, then I'm getting locked up.
01:09:38Now get in the car, and drive!
01:09:46Do I have to do everything myself?
01:09:50I wonder if our parents were the news.
01:09:51I guess that answers that.
01:10:02We should get home.
01:10:03We have a lot of experience to.
01:10:07You're going down, bitch!
01:10:12Hannah, look out!
01:10:13Dean?
01:10:24Dean!
01:10:40Dean!
01:10:41Thank God you're okay.
01:10:43Oh, sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:46Come here.
01:10:48Holding you is worth the pain.
01:10:52Thank you, Dean.
01:10:53You saved my life.
01:10:57Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:11:03Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:11:05What do you think?
01:11:09It was her, Hannah.
01:11:11Elise.
01:11:12I saw her right before she hit me.
01:11:16She's really gone off the deep end.
01:11:19I'm sorry, Dean.
01:11:21For what?
01:11:22For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:11:24Oh, my poor baby.
01:11:25Oh, my poor baby.
01:11:29I'm so glad you're all right.
01:11:32You have some explaining to do.
01:11:34We can't explain.
01:11:41The photos online were set up, but Dean and I...
01:11:44We're in love.
01:11:46We have been since we met in high school.
01:11:47We tried not to be.
01:11:50We tried to run away and just forget it, but the universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:11:56I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:11:57It's true.
01:12:00We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:12:04I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:12:07I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:12:09But then I bumped into him at the party, and then again at the school, and...
01:12:12All the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back.
01:12:21Are you mad?
01:12:23Are you kidding me?
01:12:24We're furious.
01:12:27Are you mad?
01:12:29Are you kidding me?
01:12:31We're furious.
01:12:35Furious, you didn't tell us sooner.
01:12:37What?
01:12:38What?
01:12:39We have some news of our own.
01:12:42Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:12:47Why would you do that?
01:12:49Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:12:52I'm gay.
01:12:58This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:13:04That's cool, Mr. H, but...
01:13:06Mom, are you okay with all this?
01:13:08Oh, yes.
01:13:09I set them up.
01:13:10Armand is my personal stylist.
01:13:12I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:13:20Wait, but...
01:13:22This means that...
01:13:24You're actually not step-siblings anymore.
01:13:31Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:13:33As for the press, my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:13:39Speaking of my publicist, maybe I'll ask him out.
01:13:42I've always thought he was hot.
01:13:44Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:13:46Now that that's settled, what are we going to do about Elise?
01:13:49I know she was driving the car, but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:14:04I'm coming, Dean.
01:14:06I have your proof.
01:14:07I have it.
01:14:11I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:14:15Oh, my poor son.
01:14:22I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:14:26It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:14:28Julian, let me go!
01:14:29Now I know for sure.
01:14:35Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:14:40Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:14:47Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:14:49Let's get you a doctor.
01:14:52We might have the proof, but where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:55I can help with that.
01:15:05I can help with that.
01:15:07What the hell are you doing here?
01:15:10Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:15:12Well, well, I...
01:15:13You stay away from my family.
01:15:14Oh, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:15:16I didn't want to do any of that shit, but Elise made me, okay?
01:15:19I was just some stupid teen who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:15:23I didn't know she was going to force me to do all this horrible stuff.
01:15:28She said that if I didn't listen, she was going to kill me.
01:15:30Wah, wah, wah.
01:15:32Am I right?
01:15:34Cut the sad boy crap, Jake, and tell us where Elise is.
01:15:38She's here, in the hospital, and she's out for blood.
01:15:44Oh, God.
01:15:46Hannah.
01:15:47Hannah.
01:15:53Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:15:56Close your eyes and lay back.
01:16:03Close your eyes and lay back.
01:16:11Hannah, look out!
01:16:12That's for messing with Scott.
01:16:22This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:16:26And that's for messing with me.
01:16:31I'm a petty little bitch!
01:16:32Couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:16:35Sorry, Elise.
01:16:36Psycho's finished last.
01:16:37Hit this one while you're at it.
01:16:38Oh, no.
01:16:39Just...
01:16:39Come on, I helped you guys out.
01:16:40Come on.
01:16:41Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:16:43After multiple counts of assault,
01:16:45hell no.
01:16:46Rot in prison, asshole.
01:16:49Oh, and one more thing.
01:16:52Ah!
01:16:53Ah!
01:16:54On my feet!
01:16:55I need those two, asshole!
01:16:57Come on!
01:16:59That was so badass.
01:17:02Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:17:09Captain, what are you doing here?
01:17:11Captain, what are you doing here?
01:17:15Came to check on my newest commander.
01:17:17But it looks like you've recovered nicely.
01:17:19And it looks like Hart here, you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:17:23She learned that all on her own.
01:17:27Wait.
01:17:28Did you say commander?
01:17:29I thought you demoted me?
01:17:30I thought you demoted me.
01:17:31I did.
01:17:32But your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and donated two million to the academy.
01:17:40I thought I'd reconsider, if you're still interested.
01:17:44Yes, yes.
01:17:45Thank you, Captain.
01:17:45I accept.
01:17:46But what about Hannah?
01:17:50Ah, I thought you'd ask that question.
01:17:53Luckily, we just had a position to open up in the records office.
01:17:57I thought you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on.
01:18:00Thank you, Captain.
01:18:04I'd be honored.
01:18:05Great.
01:18:07I'll see you both on Monday.
01:18:08And there's only one thing left to do.
01:18:31God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:18:34And finally, at least can't ruin it.
01:18:36I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:18:44You know, you called me something back at the hospital.
01:18:48Boyfriend, was it?
01:18:50You noticed that, huh?
01:18:52Did you like it?
01:18:54Loved it.
01:18:55I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:57I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:58I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:59I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:00I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:01I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:02I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:03I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:04I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:05I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:06I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:07I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:08I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:09God, you're so perfect.
01:19:31I'm never letting you go again.
01:19:34Please don't.
01:19:36I promise.
01:19:39I'm never letting you go again.
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