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00:00Can I ask you a question?
00:02Why do you cover your hair?
00:04Why do you not eat meat on Fridays?
00:06I do.
00:08Didn't your mom ever teach you not to talk about religion?
00:13My mom died when I was little.
00:27Joanna?
00:28Ross.
00:30What are you doing here?
00:32You know, Saturday.
00:36So you surf, huh?
00:38It's unexpected.
00:40Why?
00:42I don't know.
00:44Hey, what are you doing later tonight?
00:46I have plans.
00:48No worries.
00:50You around tomorrow?
00:52Look, we are...
00:56I can't date you.
00:59Sorry.
01:01Oh, no.
01:03That's fine.
01:05Thank you for being honest.
01:07So I'll see you at work?
01:09Yes, sir.
01:11Uh, ma'am.
01:13Dude.
01:15Stop.
01:17What are you doing here?
01:19This is crazy.
01:20This is crazy.
01:21So go.
01:23Stop.
01:25Well, Joanna, tell me what's up.
01:27Nothing.
01:29Nothing.
01:31Just go.
01:33You'll kiss me.
01:41You'll date me.
01:43You'll...
01:45You'll say you don't mind not having sex with me.
01:49And then you'll start to pressure.
01:51I won't give in.
01:55And you'll leave.
01:57No.
01:58You'll...
01:59No.
02:00No, I won't.
02:01I hate my job.
02:03And even when you're stuffing your crotch with tissue...
02:07You're still my favorite part of my day.
02:09You gotta stop kissing me.
02:25If you go now, I'll give you a date next week.
02:29Deal.
02:35Go.
02:39Go.
02:40Okay, I'm going.
02:41I'm going.
02:42I'm going.
02:58I told you that I didn't go for girls like Lilla.
03:01But I didn't finish my thought.
03:03I go for girls like you.
03:05Because girls like you...
03:07Got everything.
03:13I thought you could use some company.
03:15Ooh.
03:16I'd love that.
03:18You know...
03:19This could even be a second date if we had some food.
03:21Something inside of me has always told me...
03:31That happiness rests in one place.
03:34My favorite.
03:35With another person.
03:37No one could ever love you the way that I love you.
03:47I'm afraid I'm going to lose Ross if I don't give him some sort of sexy Lexi time, you know?
03:55But I know you don't want me to do that.
03:57But I have to believe that you want me to be with him.
04:00Is it my destiny to change who I am?
04:04Please, just tell me what I should do.
04:07Start with a hand job.
04:13Over here.
04:15That was private.
04:16I need a friend.
04:17Hold my hand.
04:18Hold my hand.
04:23This is nice.
04:27Karen, you meet a guy and you do him.
04:31And then you never talk to him again.
04:34And you don't feel bad about it?
04:35It makes me feel good and I get to make other people feel good too.
04:40My head hurts.
04:42I am horny as hell.
04:45I just want to make you feel good.
04:48We are not going to have vaginal intercourse, but I am going to make you feel good.
04:52Start with a hand job, right?
04:56Oh, I love today.
04:59Don't judge me.
05:01I've never done this before, but I am going to work like a girl scout to get you off.
05:07Oh my God.
05:09Oh no.
05:10What?
05:11Oh no.
05:12Oh my gosh, I'm so stupid.
05:13You don't want this, do you?
05:14No.
05:15No.
05:16Right.
05:18Indian food.
05:23Oh shit.
05:25Oh god.
05:35Hold on.
05:36Earlier was a mistake.
05:38I feel like we're moving too fast for me.
05:41I know it's too slow for you, but...
05:45Then it didn't happen.
05:46But it did.
05:47But it didn't.
05:48But it did, Ross.
05:50I was going to...
05:52I was going to pleasure you and fate stopped us.
05:54I feel like I'm holding myself back from growing as a person because of what I believe.
06:04Well, um...
06:06Do you really believe what you believe?
06:08Yes.
06:10But there's all these versions of me inside of me that I can't be.
06:13Just be them.
06:15We don't like each other.
06:18Sometimes I wish I could just do what my moms did and run away and start over.
06:23You ever feel like that?
06:25That's why I moved to LA.
06:28Look, your...
06:30Your moms moved halfway around the world, but they didn't abandon what they thought to be true.
06:35What do you think they'd want you to do?
06:40Want me to be happy?
06:41Yes, I have a crazy girl question for you.
06:49Why do you like me?
06:55Because you're so hot.
07:04Careful not to get balls on your face.
07:12Feel like you're hitting it out of the park.
07:16And I know if I just keep moving along...
07:20Everything will get clearer.
07:41I'll see you next time.
07:42I'll see you next time.
07:43Bye.
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